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I was sitting on my living room floor and there was this kid that I don't know trying to steal my gamma away from me, he starts getting too aggressive and I feel waves of anger come across me and I grab the kid and I threw him like 2 meters away and his head hit the tv stand and I yelled "stop taking stuff"

Sounds a little aggressive I know.

So then I head to my room and then suddenly I have this little box tv and I'm like "wtf" and it's on a huge tv stand that I donI have and my flat screen was to the right of it all and my bed was to the left of it.

-the gamma was in a white bottle and idk why
-when I threw the kid I grabbed two little gamma white bottles, it was weird
-kitchen light was on and living room
-sister was sitting on the couch eating something she bought
-my bedrooms (even though it's my sisters in real life) light was off but the hallway light was on
-the box tv showed a little red dot on it

#8

A picture of Genos from One Punch Man

I remember being in an environment quite like my old highschool. There were people walking around the halls, all unidentifiable and I can remember myself looking for Genos, from the anime and manga series, One Punch Man. I ended up finding a couple guys in a room and I asked them where Genos was. The one looked at me with confusion but then once I mentioned "Cyborg Man" he instantly knew who I was talking about.

The guy then began telling me that, "He's not looking for love" or at least...something of that sort, and that Genos was busy doing work right now. I didn't care anyways and proceeded to go look for him myself. That is when I found myself in a sort of library. Everything had this goldenrod glow emitting in the area. I can remember finding Genos sitting on a step in a corner with some shelving on either side of him. I could then remember getting myself down as if I was some sort of cat or dog waiting to be petted and Genos smiled at me as he took his hand and stroked my face. Passionately he did and I was happy and it felt great. I then sprawled out onto the floor and he began nudging me with his left foot as I brushed up against it. This is when I woke up, due to my damn mother.

Notes: (More to come soon)

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• Date — 1/25/2016

• Went to bed — Around 3 - something AM.

• Woke up — 9:30ishAM

*Time logged — 10:10AM

• Total sleep — +6 Hours

• Stress level throughout the day — Annoyed because of my mother. But much more happier when she had gone to bed for the night and I was being loved and cuddled by my fiancé.

• Techniques/Practices

*Daytime — Did RCs

*Recall — N/A

*Inducing Method — N/A

• Dream Signs — N/A

• Perceived Length — 30 Minutes

• Emotions — Love, Happiness

• Awareness — None

I was in a room in a surprisingly normal appearing house, it was rather dark and the only light that was present were from the stars and a planet that appeared unnaturally big in the night-sky. It had a mostly yellow surface but it was possible to make out details without a telescope.

This immediately made me lucid and I reality checked. Just like in a previous dream I tried to break the window I was looking through, oddly enough again without success. I just opened it and jumped out, it took me a moment but then I took flight towards the planet. The dream told me it was 4 parsecs away but that's not a realistic unit, it was more likely maybe... several times the distance between earth and moon? Something with that magnitude. I accelerated to FTL speed and reached the planet within a matter of seconds. I worried about decelerating properly but actually managed to do it perfectly and had a soft landing. The plants and animals there were loaded as 2D sprites at first (typical case of dream WTF) and were replaced with actual 3D representations a moment later. I don't remember much details about them, I think because there weren't many details. As far as I remember I was on some kind of beach and the water was to my left.

Then comes a somewhat hazy segment, I'm pretty sure I traveled to another planet but I don't remember much about that.

On this other planet (which I think was grayish-green) I saw a really weirdly shaped moon, which was very close and on crash course (stellar stuff, it might have still taken months for it to hit). The shape was a bit like a thimble, but with other details. There were more of those in the system, and then I also saw a damaged Tactical Borg Cube (it was wrongly labelled as destroyed).
I went close towards it but suddenly found myself inside without entering it, where I fought with some turrets. After this I woke up.

3 phases of dreaming
3/4 capful valerian extract before bed

2015-01-24
bedtime approx 23:00-23:30

2015-01-25

major wakes @ around 6 hrs, 08:30, dozing until 11:30

+ first phase, medley of dreams:

motorcycle/scooter unstable riding the throttle grip is thick and not perfectly cylindrical I almost fall over but recover, the road is blocked so I start riding on the sidewalk, reach a fence, a partner arrivers without the guy we captured, then what was the whole point we must go get him, I climb under the fence, wet cement ground, park w/pond/pool drinking fountain

dogbert the stock analyst, "I'm good at pooping and analyzing stocks"

making a phone call to a business with area/zip code 00001, "maybe the'll just have an answering machine"

Someone claims that the people who become cops are fundamentally racist?

Leaving some place I see holes in the streets, curb is full of thick roots

The egg board demo of organic eggs vs. regular (breaking the regular egg on the wall versus the organic egg on the wall, watching them roll down the driveway and comparing there residue of whites they leave on the concrete)

folding the shirt it is a kind gift, the song I sing is beautiful, I start out humming then move to full vocals at the conclusion they say I have a high pitched voice but then I give a demonstration of my low tones, pooped in pants desperately searching for a bathroom around the house to clean up before the smell becomes apparent a guy doesn't let me in the first one I find a second one with two stalls, I'll have to completely remove these pants and wear my swim suit as pants, keep pooping but it's a broken toilet I see the splats landing down inside the open bowl, if I flush this may just go everywhere all over the bathroom.

cop show ride-along, black cop is describing the job and uses profanity, I observe him and his partner enter some house with guns out, there is a startling noise and the cops spin around , the perp is sitting on a couch but gives up peacefully, quickly moving to lying down on the floor in the kitchen of the house

The letter from Laura

Letter notifying us that the house near my CH is for sale, my wife says we may want to buy it and refurnish it instead of rebuilding our country house, but I think my mom has already passed away. The real estate agents are former boy scout friends (I see just their names on the papers), and the house was a house containing our old troop's treasures.

2nd phase, very short dreams
+ LD#169 couch jump float teleport tried to roll out of bed

+ "68" with beautiful dream girl

+ another sex dream leading in to a book of links to girly material called "Mens Magazine"

+ narrator says that "things we encounter early in life determines what turns us on in adulthood", a guy watching "spongebob" on tv says "I don't feel very stimulated"

+ 3rd phase of dreams, another medley:

car tipping over steep slope "Stop! Stop"

girl throwing rock at me in the (sauna?)

In shower in aqua park, people arrive, the woman dives into the floor, phasing through it, I'm concerned that she may get stuck in the pipes below the park but others are not concerned

sitting around in groups of people coming and going, waiting for everybody to arrive so we can leave

Christmas tree attack: the guards are bad guys in disguise, the good guys jump out from hiding and escape through the Christmas tree portal

In an amusement park, the group of people rub up rudely I think to me but I notice the large girl/woman who did the rubbing is blind. Then a carnival ride with several girls with very short skirts and whose legs fly open wide while riding giving an excellent view, they're only wearing skimpy thongs underneath.

Orchestra conducting, first fake, then real, a brass/trombone piece, confer with the conductor about the tempo

I went to bed around midnight. Woke up around 08:00 but was still in a daze. It's now 08:45.

Jayapura
I think this dream starts out as a video and eventually I'm actually there. It's daytime and I'm in Jayapura, the capital of Papua. I'm there as a tourist. I see cars and mopeds going about. The traffic is not too bad. Somewhere I find a simplified map that mentions 3 bridges which are all worth the visit and which are quite close to one another, in a straight line. I start walking and end up at a rock formation.

A bit further I'm not sure where to go. There are 2 or 3 local boys about 12 - 14 year olds hanging about. I want to ask them in Indonesian which route to take. I can only fully recall using the term 'mas'. Damn, I guess that gives me away as being Javanese and not from here. One of the boys replies in excellent English. Aaaaand fuck. They know I'm a bule [foreigner] and now they're gonna (over)charge me to tell me where to go.

A bit further in time there are a lot of people. The only one I can distinctively recall is my classmate Rai.

Toilet
I'm going to the toilet in my student home, the one on the first floor. I merely need to pee. I close the door behind me and want to lock it, but the lock has been removed. I decide to pee anyway. When looking again, I realise that the lock has been replaced with a newer, white lock. For a moment I think something of it, but I let it slide.

Tesla
I'm in the driver's seat of a Tesla, steering wheel on the left side. My mom is sitting next to me and there is an adult man sitting straight behind me. I'm test driving the Tesla, but at some point a remark is made about me taking a driving test. The Tesla is cool, but it has no chill. I gotta step on the brake real solid to stand still and if I don't it takes off like a monster. Because I'm not switching gears and because it makes so little sound, I continuously drive much faster than I think. At some point I'm backing up and preparing to drive away from what looks like a football stadium. I take it slow, because there are kids about. One kid's ball comes in front of my car and I know the kid will go after it, so I stop completely. Before the ball hits the right headlight, a kind of force field activates that prevents it from doing so.

I'm driving on a small road through the woods. I can barely see anything, which isn't due to the woods. My vision is just compromised. I either say it or think it: my vision is more often compromised in dreams. It will all be fine once I'm out of the dream. I don't stop to think about the implications of this though.

Plunge
It's daytime and I'm in a car with 3 of my friends. I'm in the back to the left. After a while my friend rushes towards a parking spot near the edge of a stone dock or something similar. There is nothing to prevent him from going into the water. I'm afraid that we'll go in for just a moment, but then it's all good. We've come to a complete stop. Suddenly the car leans forward and we fall in anyway. I take a deep breath as we hit the water. The car is instantly filled up. Seemingly with my eyes closed I undo my seatbelt and open the door. Somehow I do the same thing twice, as if wanting to make really sure I'm good to get out. I felt a sensation at some point, though I can't describe what it was.

Dream - Escaping the company
I waited too long to write this down since I've had an extremely busy day

I'm in the upper floors of a large tower company building with all the glass windows and grey-blockyness that's associated with such places. I'm running for some reason, I think I just got out of an encounter with some bad guys and I have to escape. I meet these ugly old asian twin women who are chasing me, they first appear in the elevator so I have to find a different elevator. I get onto a lower floor but they followed me somehow, so I make a run for the stairs.

Optimized 2 minute 30 second read.

Monday morning, 25 January 2016.

Game Frog (fascinating and rewarding real-world outcome)

Dream # 17,934-01.





I am with Zsuzsanna in an unfamiliar convenience store implied to be southwest of where we live in real life, seemingly on Electra Street (though I have not been there in waking life). The checkout counter is in the back instead of near the entrance.

Absentmindedly, I buy an incomplete computer game. At the checkout, I see a small white cardboard frog in the open box. I do not consider the cardboard prop an unlikely computer game item. The game also features a "lily pad," though it looks like a white paper crown. (See the first image if available.)

The cashier (an unfamiliar girl with protoconsciousness essence) calls the computer game's designer at his house, claiming one side of the cardboard frog "needs adjustment."

The faux frog spontaneously "activates" and hops off the counter. It may be a version of Frogger that utilizes the environment as its playing field. I consider it is programmed to cross the street and dodge traffic but would require the player to control it when functioning correctly.

I notice a cat investigating an aisle. The cat spontaneously flies backward because of a function of the game triggered by the frog's location.

I lose interest in buying the game because I do not feel like trying to maneuver an artificial frog through traffic, especially since the game is malfunctioning.

After leaving the store, Zsuzsanna and I see a different cat (unfamiliar) that could be a stray. It has long, light gray hair. I pick it up to carry home to feed it. I soon have a vague impression it may belong to someone who lives near the store.

Zsuzsanna turns left to go through the open hall of a building, through the back, as a shortcut. I assume it has apartments on both sides of the otherwise publicly accessible corridor. I do not follow her. I go around the building, hoping she stays safe, but I am mentally prepared to defend her.

Three unfamiliar men harass her as she does laundry on a porch-like area. She has a nonchalant attitude, but one of them pushes her. I am suddenly holding my Olympic barbell (without weights), and I swing it several times. I strike them all in the stomach until none of them can stand.

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After my dream, our youngest son Oliver found a toy frog and a paper crown on the sidewalk while walking between our home and the shopping mall. (See the second image if available.)

Despite my dream's narrative aligning with the usual processes resulting from REM sleep, its real-world outcome was rewarding.

Animals typically correspond with how I perceive and manage my imaginary physicality while sleeping. A frog correlates with intuitive myoclonic dynamics because its back legs kick. The computer game implication implies cognizance of this process while dreaming, as does the "crown." In contrast to leg myoclonus, abdominal myoclonus results in me striking the men's stomachs "until none of them can stand." (I am not standing while sleeping.)

Anyone with reasonable intelligence and who dreams with lucidness would recognize how predictable REM sleep dynamics predominantly influence dream content over waking-life factors. It is especially discernible here with the first's cat myoclonic response, carrying the second cat near my stomach, the association with laundry (being undressed while sleeping), and the transition to hitting the men in their stomachs.

Protoconsciousness as the store's cashier reporting the frog's problematic attributes to its unseen designer corresponds with the dynamics of my sleeping position regarding myoclonic precursors, as a store's checkout anticipates the ending of a dream or dream segment. These dynamics have influenced hundreds of previous dreams in similar ways.

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I Dreamed I worked for the courts, maybe a public defender? Anyway, there was this kid who either stole a bunch of stuff, or broke into houses. I was outside the court room with a shoebox filled with random stuff, and I was telling this kid he needs to apologize to the family you stole from and you need it to be sincere because unless you pay off the judge, you're going to prison. I felt like I was being monitored by a dream character, to see what kind of heart I had....to see if I was actually being sincere. It felt like a test, to see if I was a good person that actually cared for other people. It was weird and it felt so real that I didn't even try to reality check.

1.24.16

Last night slept from around 12am-8am.

WBTB 9am
(no breakfast, just DV, reading ophelias DJ to get me primed for the TOTM - Advanced Task i - Meet someone in person who you only know online in waking life.

This was about 50+ min event, chain of about 8 DEILDs.

I get nice and relaxed very fast as usualy. My cat is pretending to sleep while I'm settling in on the sofa, then when I'm relaxed, he comes and lays on me. I have a new blanky that he loves and he is kneeding my stomach. I'm ok with that, I can WILD like that no problem. He is my lucky charm. But this time he is not settling down, so I continue after he hops off of me.

I keep saying my mantra "I am dreaming" and keep thinking of Ophelia because I want to meet her for a totm.

I remember only few of them, but the transitions are all pretty much the same. I'm doing something when I realize I'm still lucid.

In some, while interacting with DCs, I initiate a WILD by pushing my head back to get the falling feeling. Or I'm just talking with someone or doing something in a LD when I feel the falling sensation and I realize I'm going into another LD.

At one point I was thinking if I should wake up and write things down, but decided to go on, since I remembered the TOTM one and rest were insignificant.

1.
I'm pulling my red towel to cover something up, but it's stuck. I look back why is it stuck when I realize "oh, I'm lucid".

Bunch of short ones here just me walking around in some rooms trying to get out.

5.
I again realize I'm still lucid, I sit up on the bed and tell Ophelia who is to my left that I just had 4 DEILD. But she can't hear me. She is busy with 2 kids (I read her DJ entry before attempt where she dad 2 kids).

We are standing face to face and I panic not knowing how to "meet her" so the TOTM is valid. I ask if I can hug her and we hug. She is taller than I am and when I look at her face second time, she is morphing into Michael Landon. I say "oh, hi Michael" thinking this is weird because he is dead. So we start to french kiss. Nice and wet and hot. I feel every detail of his tongue. I was hoping he didn't mind when it occured to me, that even ded need some fun.

6.
I'm in a room with a woman I think it's Ophelia and 2 kids. Kids are watching TV. The room is 3D and so it the TV. I'm trying to figure it out how come.

At least 3 LDs were in same building, but different rooms. Feeling of being in older tall building, small rooms, not well lit.

7.
I remember my other goal and I deliberately slow down and look around (lol I practiced looking around just before the attempt).

8.
I'm disappointed it's the same place, I walk to the window and walk out to the darkness. I'm falling down fast and the feeling in my stomach is ncredibly fun. Like a dip on a roller coaster that lasts for 5 seconds. I'm so giddy. Nearly blew my mind, it was so incredible awesome.

I land on the ground in black and white street. I look to my right and there is my mom's house. I say "oh, it's my moms place, awesome". I walk around a bit to get a different view.

Then I look up at the skies and see all kinds of stars. My eyes get huge when I spot a spaceship. I call my mom to show her. By then there is a UFO, a spaceship, bunch of planets, Milky Way, and a beautiful blue comet.

LOL I just remembered another one with Ophelia.
We are in a room and our boss walks in. He angrily points at a poster on the wall and asks who put it there. I quickly say it's motivational and it's ok. I don't wanna get her in trouble because she hang it there. It's kinda askew, one corner is hanging down, and poster is kinda not nice, degrading. Red in color with one image on it.

Another recall - was looking for an occasion to get laid. Duh.

2 hrs later, my thighs are still so relaxed and they tickle. Like when you take muscle relaxants.

EDIT: 1.25.16
Just remembered while reading future totm suggestions, that in one DEILD yesterday, I got sick of being in same place in all of them and tried teleport out by spinning. I had my doubts but I knew it will not wake me up..

Another recall:
HH - I'm sitting in a car thats going somewhere. I think why don't I take control of this HH. I think it may not work but at the same time I know it will, because everything always works. All I need to do is wish it.

So I wish myself driving the car and I'm surprised when my view transfers to be behind the wheel, my field of vision widens to full view and I'm driving a car in LD.

Love my subC.

#7

A picture of Shadow the Hedgehog

This took place in a kind of labyrinth of a facility, quite like a college. There were various representations of video game characters roaming around freely doing their own things and such. The one franchise I can remember seeing recognizable figures was from Dead or Alive. I can remember searching for Shadow the Hedgehog and even just Sonic at that moment.

"Where is Shadow the Hedgehog or at least Sonic...They got to be here somewhere." I was then pulled over by an emo-fashioned Asian man who was thin wearing a black outfit, "Here you go~" He said in a cheery way.

MobianAngel: "S...Shadow!?" Is what I said after what my eyes have witnessed in front of me.

That's when I looked around to see two emo looking Asian human men, kind of like twins. I figured they were Sonic and Shadow the Hedgehog. There was the one who pulled me over (Sonic) and the other was one on a metal pedestal with liquefied metallic paint-like chains tying down his arms and legs (Shadow). He was all ruffled, his black hair on his head was wet and gliding across his face. He was limping over to side to side shouting and growling like a wild animal. His twin that stood free without any chains, smiled and gave me a friendly push on my back that made me topple over the platform onto (Shadow's) seemingly slick and liquid-like body. He did not attack me but he continued to growl and yell limping, loosely pulling on the chains as the the continued dripping grey paint as everyone from that area circled around and stared.

Sonic the Hedgehog: "Now, give your soul to him."

A bit bewildered at the sudden request and before my dream mind could think I was in mid process of the soul giving. I cannot say for sure how, but I merged with him. My "physical" body was gone and I found myself within Shadow. And for some reason his tongue, in the form of a liquefied chain was sliding out from "our" mouth. I was then in control of his body, sharing his pain and agony that he was in. I remember the tongue falling completely out dragging with it the lungs. The lungs began to come out which was making it hard to breathe. Using our hands I picked it up as it slipped and slide in the metallic paint as I put it back in our mouth. We tried to swallow it down but found ourselves gagging it back out. So I anchored his head just enough to keep it balanced. For some reason, keeping the lungs in a particular position in the mouth kept us from losing breath and gagging reflexes.

I then worked on the chains. They slid out from their hooks rather easily as we walked off the platform. Limping and sliding as if we were dunk. Shadow's rage and bellowing voice of anger and pain kept the people who watched distant from us.

I then could remember us then walking into my mother's room which was identical to the one in the waking world. I opened the door and she saw us and then that's when I awoke. I can still feel that odd sensation of my insides falling out of my mouth.

Notes: To be honest, this is not the first time I had a dream where I had "given" myself to Shadow the Hedgehog/fiancé in some way or sort of fashion. But this was indeed something I haven't dreamed about for a while now. What I can say from my observations is that, him and I need one another to help each-other out. We both share each others pains and joys, much like a twinflame in some way. We have over time and time again talked about becoming one and experiencing what it feels like to merge. Shadow wants me to help him achieve more power as well as becoming closer. I also mentioned at times that I wanted to give myself to him.

I'm kind of in a crunch for time at the moment but that's really the main point of what I can say about this experience. Such an amazing dream this was~

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• Date — 1/24/2016

• Went to bed — I do not remember, I passed out and took a nap during the morning hours (AGAIN)

• Woke up — 10:35AM

*Time logged — 12:14PM

• Total sleep — N/A

• Stress level throughout the day — Alright

• Techniques/Practices

*Daytime — Did RC with my fiance when I woke up earlier (before this dream)

*Recall — N/A

*Inducing Method — N/A

• Dream Signs — The obvious

• Perceived Length — 30 Minutes

• Emotions — Anger, Fear, Pain

• Awareness — None

1.24.16

Yesterday I worked 5am-11:30am
Slept from midnight - 8am

DR
There was lots of dream. I just remembered this one while reading ophelia's DJ.

I'm walking into the basement cellar in my mom's house. I wonder why the heck I never put the lights on, at least in the hallway. The room is dark as in a room during daylight but curtains drawn. I walk all the way to the end on the dirt floor and start looking for something. All I find is my dad's magazines. They are pictures of big boobs from normal magazines. I can't stop myself pulling them out of the pile of dirt. If he asks wth I'm doing, I will say I only organized them.

23/1/2016 (fri)

Before 5am
Fragments
-In bed trying to sleep. AB shifting around. AB leaves and then comes back.
-Trying to look at a forum on my phone. There is music playing in the background. Loads of new posts. One with a map and some kind of coloured board with markers on it. A game?

5.30-7am
Medium LD 346 "Catch the Waves"
I am on holiday on a tour, trying to pack a bag. The room is filled with mess. Nearby someone has a bag of sandwiches and I decide to make some for the journey. The cupboards turn out to be fake cupboards concealing metal pipes. Finally I find the peanut butter along with a giant chocolate cake and a tub of chocolate spread. The tops of both spreads are off and the contents have glooped out everywhere.

A nearby DC tells me that the chocolate is better. Then AB's father walks past and gruffly says he wants to speak to me later.

I find a computer and try to log on to a forum, but there is a problem with the page. It also starts playing a Disturbed song. Hearing the noise, three cute goth girls head over and start talking to me. Two of them have Slayer T-shirts on.

They tell me they are going to meet 'The Band' (unspecified), but they are concerned because 'they are sexually transmitted'. I realise this doesn't make sense, but before being able to put any thought into it they invite me to go with them. I agree, enthusiastically, eager at the prospect of meeting the band (and potentially getting it on with one or all of these hot chicks ).

Two of them leave. The last woman has now turned grown really tall and has short ginger hair. I wrongly identify her as someone I used to work with. She asks me to stay close while we are working with JP (Operations manager from previous job). The woman is afraid of JP for some reason.

To try and convince me, she puts a hand on my chest. Whatever the gesture means, the words that pop into my head are 'manipulative bitch'. I also recall that neither me or JP still work for that company, and become lucid.

The internet cafe is busy and filled with people. The screen seems really blurry, so I spend a few moments stabilising the dream by rubbing my hands together. The tall ginger woman is still there, so I mentally suggest that she should leave.

Outside the sky is covered by a huge concrete overpass. I start flying, casually at first, doing barrel rolls and loops. There is a rainbow in the sky, so I consider doing another TOTY. My crazy flying is making things unstable, also, stupidly, flying is starting to hurt because I'm using a casual sky-swimming method rather than quick flight.

Trying to speed up aggravates things. The blue sky above and the green grass covered platforms below are spinning so fast I almost collide with one of the huge flying grass-covered rocks. Then the blue sky has become the sea, filled with enormous waves. I fly underneath a massive wave and through a tunnel of water, like a surfer.

I try to find the rainbow again, but wake up.

False awakening? Remembering that IB wanted to talk to me I head over to AB's parent's house. His dog, well, bitch, a black labradour, is lying on the ground. Her fur has turned grey. She is so old now, I remember when she was a puppy... there are now two black puppies bounding around.

24/1/2016 (sat)

Before 4.30am
ND "Body in the Tree"
The top floor of the house is level with the top of a giant tree. Up in the branches is the unmoving body of a small boy. I head downstairs, somehow ending up outside. The back door of the house is hidden behind the lower leafy branches of the tree. I push through and step inside the house.

My parents are sitting inside the room. I tell them about the body. We all walk outside together to see if we can get the boy's body down.

The tree is now colossal, towering over the house and area, higher than a skyscraper. It is also carved into sections. My father explains they are doing maintenance on the tree. We walk past a huge stump that itself is taller than the house. There is a deep vibration in the ground beneath us. Dad asks if I can hear it. It is the main root drilling down into the Earth.

We continue forwards and find more parts of the tree. It is like a jigsaw made of horizontal sections that slot together into the trunk.

Beyond the tree are standing stones. They too are cut into sections which form giant triangular pillars. They are carved to look like Iron Man and Captain America.

5-6.45am
Long LD 347 "Chasing Rainbows"
Sitting in front of a computer, playing Warcraft, when my phone rings. I hear the usual ringtone song, AC-DC Shoot to Thrill, but it is wrong somehow. My sister is on the phone. Wow this must be expensive, calling from China. She tells me about a new game she is playing. While on the phone I flick through a hardback book.

My sister stops speaking. The phone has turned into a remote control. I see my phone on the desk and pick it up, still connected.

The dream shifts to me and AB walking through a park. A dirt road runs along one side of it, separating grass land from green metal-fenced enclosures. Inside them, people are playing tennis and football. AB is tired and climbs onto my back for a lift.

I 'wake up' in an odd room with wooden panels and shelves. There is an old black cabinet as well. The room needs redecorating. It is dark and depressing. I consider getting the white paint from the garage and covering the dark wooden walls.

In the next room two people are having guitar lessons. One is using a real guitar. The other guy is using a set of buttons on a plastic board. The guy with the real guitar is very good. He plays an incredible guitar solo.

I head through the room and find a hospital filing room. It is filled with desks covered in paperwork. The walls are white with details in green and blue. Sitting at one desk is the compliance manager from my previous job, SK. He starts a rambling story about blinds. I want to say "just get some, and send me the bill", but I'm concerned about what the cost will be if they are non-standard size windows.

False awakening. I'm in a light room, it seems to be late morning. An enormous truck drives past the window, just millimetres from the wall. The cab is above the height of the window. Several men are looking out as they go past. I start to read a book, remaining in bed.

The next truck comes through the wall. The convey of heavy machines continues, tearing apart the wall as I dive out of the way across the room. This is insane. I become lucid. The trucks have gone, leaving the inside of the room a complete mess but the wall somehow intact.

I phase through the wall and see the convoy of trucks, which are now giant robot machines, heading off down a road towards a town. I'm kinda angry, and decide to chase them down. Using super-fast flight I head down the twisting roads into the town and catch up with the rear robot.

Using super strength I pummel the huge metal machine with my standard fists, smashing it apart and throwing large sections of it into the air. The dream scene is unstable and rewrites everything as a game on a tiny screen, with me flailing around controlling a little character, like it's Kinect or something.

My parents are sitting nearby and patiently ask what I'm doing. The screen refuses to project itself up onto the wall, so I phase through the wall in search of a new goal. Opposite is a cafe/bar full of DCs staring at me. I clap my hands to check how stable the dream is. Seems fine.

I start running fast through the streets, searching for a motorbike, when the TOTY springs to mind. I start flying fast again, shooting up through the buildings into the sky. Sure enough there is a rainbow there. It looks like a gigantic beam of energy coming from another planet. It also has a countdown of numbers projected within the beam. The race is on. Flying as fast as I can, I follow the beam of rainbow coloured light. Just as it looks about to hit the ground, it twists back up into the sky.

7-8.20am
Short LD 348 "Rock Tree"
For most of the dream I am exploring an unknown city with JR. We end up at a beach. It is sunset. Another DC starts talking about climbing the cliffs and we head off to give it a try.

Later in the dream I am trying to deal with a possessed kid, or possibly a ghost boy. It's not clear. The evil/ghost boy flies up to a high shelf in the kitchen and starts pushing items off. They tumble and smash on the ground. I notice there is a real boy, probably just a couple of years old, sitting below, and run to protect him from the falling items.

After some false awakenings, I end up in a room full of people slapping each other. They refuse to stop fighting. In the corner of the room is a Christmas tree. It is also drawing in energy to the whole room. I become lucid and spot several holes in the tree-thing, which now appears to be a stone statue of a tree. On the floor are a bunch of glowing rocks, and I pick them up and start placing them into the holes. The tree pulses with more power. It almost falls on me and I push the tree, which is also as heavy as a rock, back upright.

The fight around me is getting a bit out of hand. I try to stop it.

A man investigates a space behind a wall in my parents house. It is a vast dark space, filled with an old railway line (dream sign).
He can be heard playing a large grand piano he finds there, nice accoustics.
He searches in a land that is cold and dark, the earth a kind of grey clay. He is unconcerned and swims in dark waters, wearing a wet suit.
Eventually he finds an old half ruined city. He is high up on some buildings, down below is darkness. One building, with the upper storeys tiered, smaller, is covered in millions of tiny gold objects.
He shows us this using a camera attached to a tube and a light, much like something used for nonenvasive surgery.
The gold he says is not wanted by anyone these days, people only want silver.
I begin plans to get hold of the gold, gaining access via a chimney. At work I make excuses and change into normal clothes and start the search. G shows me what he has found. A first room is cleared of obstructions by lowering all objects to the ground.
My father hands out large banners he is giving a tutorial about something. Meanwhile my mother is trying to wind an old silver carrage clock, with delicate silverwork. I turn the key and it opens magically at the top, an unfurrling of metal work, revealing a secret for me.

2016-01-23
Very tired from exercise in the day, but want to insure good solid sleep tonight as I have an early morning appointment.
about 10:00pm: capful of valerian extract in water
bedtime: 10:30pm, 1mg melatonin for sleep

+ (f) climbing/jumping down stair path
I'm climbing over railings and jumping down long a path heading downhill outside in daylight. As I land with my feet I'm concerned about the weight my legs must support as I land.

+ epic!
walking outside past store fronts on urban street, notice the design of the store fronts near the ground is very art-deco, San Francisco-like, the materials, designs and the colors.

enter (my?) school building . they're cleaning the steps, must avoid the wet part, walking through corridors that go up and down stairs, I want to find the exit because I never could remember the way out from this side (far side from the entrance) of the building. There's a guy there I don't like, I'm becoming concerned/leery of him. Exit is through ladders leading down scaffolding. Guy is following me. I leap/slide down the ladders, heading down very fast. In massive area like a huge hanger, high up on scaffolding/ladder/walkways, I'm flying/jumping down from walkway to walkway, and take a huge leap towards the ground. I'm concerned a bit about legs on landing but they're fine.

I land on ground finally and there are piles of things on display scattered all over the place. I see a motorcycle(?). There are pallets of books, I see the covers with writing on them but don't pay them much more attention. I'm with some friend now and say "hey, why don't you take a book?" He does and then a security guy runs out of a building and after him, the stuff was being watched after all. "Put it back! Put it back!" I yell at my friend. Later on walking forwards my friend (now BF MR) picks up a giant hollow molded plastic Halloween figure from an outside display, a dwarf wielding a huge battle axe in a two-handed overhead strike, and strikes the axe on to the ground several times. Each time the axe head hits the ground the figure plays a recording of the dwarf saying something really funny. An exasperated security guy is chasing my friend to return the figure.

I'm walking through a crowd of people near a club. A very excited/hyper man walks up to me and hands me two small spheres, each about 1 1/2 inches in diameter, partially transparent. There's a button on each sphere(?). There are two short words written on opposite sides of each sphere ("in", "out"?), which represents the name of a famous TV show. Inside the club, the personality from the show is hanging out/ giving a presentation. If you hand him one of these spheres, he will hand you back his business card. I wondered what the point was of accumulating multiple of this guy's business cards but didn't ask. I look inside the club and see the personality, half-recognizing him up on a stage speaking with people around him. The club is really crowded and I think simultaneously I could go in and rub up against women, but I'm concerned that with so many people I might be pick pocketed.

I'm sitting inside the club in a cozy corner with some people. Everyone is sitting in a comfy armchair or a couch, and we're talking. Across from me I notice a very flamboyant woman. She's a bit overweight, not extremely pretty, but she's very drunk and acting fairly wildly, speaking and gesturing around. I noticed mostly her hair: she had *huge* blonde hair. Even though I wasn't very attracted to her, I found myself imagining what it would be like to make love to her, with my arms wrapped around her with my hands on the back of her head, with that hair cascading all around me, my arms and hands, I think it would feel amazing. A small guy (in a purple outfit?) who had been earlier sitting to my right sneaks into the armchair next to/underneath the blonde haired woman and I think he's so fragile that she may squish him.

I'm now standing in the middle of the club. A dance is about to begin. There are people all around. I'm standing next to a really hot girl in a yellow wrap-around tight dress standing up against a railing.

Spoiler for explicit sexy time:

I squat down in front of her preparing to give her some oral attention, but she says, "No! There are so many people around!" I move to the next hot girl standing right next to her to the right and do the same, and she is enthusiastic and begin oral focusing right on her "button". It feels a bit stiff like plastic [dreamsign]. I'm giving her a good tongue-lashing, and she is gasping and moaning when I hit just the right spot/technique. I reach around back with a finger and insert it into her v-jay, but she's very tight and it doesn't go in much. At one point I move my tongue a bit "north" and feel the shape of her mound and the two major outer lips and the cleft between them, it is small and shaven and feels fantastic, then I return to the "button" for a while more with her moaning more.

Outside the club, it's dark and I'm walking in between buildings, there are gatherings of scary gangs of burly, rough men and I'm skirting them to avoid them. I emerge out on to a street and up ahead of me I see/hear the fast firing of heavy missiles into the sky. The sky is filled with brown billowing smoke where they launched and I can't see anything in/beyond the smoke. Someone says they "fired them towards Dallas." I expect some return fire but can't see any missiles returning through the smoke.

Crashing the ballerina party, hunt for a bed/privacy:
I see down a driveway to my right an open door and inside the house is a pack (1-2 dozen) of petite ballerinas, each wearing a white, frilly tutu. I'm instantly drawn towards them and enter inside. I lean/squat down and take one into my arms and say "Happy New Year!" and kiss her. I get a bit of a kiss back then she pulls away and looks shocked/surprised. I move to another and do the same, say "Happy New Year!" and give her a kiss, she kisses back but she's hesitant. They're moving away from me now. I find another girl and say "Happy New Year!" and kiss her, but this time she's enthusiastic and asks "can we go to bed?" Woohoo, I think, she's both willing *and* eager, she's inexperienced I think but has heard that it's best to make out in bed. The search for a bed begins. This house is super crowded, there are tons of people in every room I look in to. We walk through multiple living rooms,

Spoiler for explitict sexy subject:

In one living room on the table is a penis-shaped & colored dildo with its base attached to the table and sticking straight up, and someone is practicing fellatio using it, bobbing his/her up & down over it.

but there are people everywhere. We come upon a small den and look inside, it's rectangular shaped with a little kitchenette/burner on the left wall. It would be a good place except that there is one man standing inside. He's saying that this is a good place to come after emerging from the (bomb shelter/basement?) around the corner. Ah, ha, that sounds like the place for us. I go around the corner and see a doorway expecting some down stairs but there are no stairs, just a room on the same level. We enter this room and it's deserted, with a (work table?) bed-cot like thing further inside the room, perfect, finally! We go to it and I see it is more of a medical table made from bright treen car tires/rubber. I jump up and straddle the table, adjusting a platform to make it more bed like, and wait for my friend to join me. But then more people enter the room, young guys, and someone is saying "There's a guy walking around here with a fake German driver's license!" I think they're referring to me crashing the party and kissing the girls, but I know nothing about a license so am confused. One guy is staring at me with a goofy big grin on his face, like he knows I'm the one they're talking about and has caught me.

wake: ~ 07:00
alarm set for ~ 08:00
reviewing awesome dream, trying to get to sleep, alarm hits, I've been awake for an hour.
decide not to get up for appointment, try to sleep/dream some more
BTS

dream period #2:

+ jaguar/leopard attacks me in CH parent's room on the carpet between bed and sliding glass door to deck. deja vu, this happened before? It is on the bed I am on the ground. I hold it off by sticking my forearm into its mouth, while I look for a pen on my dad's desk to stab it in the head, I wonder if its skull is too hard to penetrate.

+ in small cabin, there's a ghost here I think. See two small doll/action figure hands on table. I think the ghost will animate them and it does

Spoiler for sexy time:

and gives me a hand job. My erect (ahem) is standing out over the table, and I watch as one of the action figure arm/hands moves towards me and the fingers of the hand curls around my (ahem) and moves up and down. Feels very good.

+ in a friend's house. The wife is in the kitchen. Two small dark haired boys are playing in the living room. One is about 3-4, one is about 1-2. I reach down and pick up the 3-4 year old, it's been so long since I held a child in my arms! Boy he is heavy, I say so, the wife says "yeah he's about 40kg". I see the smaller boy by the sliding glass door [dreamsign] leading out to the garden. I take the older boy and lie on the carpet and look out of the window to the garden. The wife (or my wife) was talking about the vegetables growing there, including peppers. There is a bench with a pack of bananas on it, I know this is just sitting there, but I tease the boy and ask him if there is a banana tree in the yard? Then I point out the rows of pepper plants. A bunch of pale green bell peppers are growing there, I see them clearly.

+ semi-epic
Arrive to place where ancient high-tech civilization had been, but now is maintained by current-day people who do not understand the earlier technology but keep guard over it.

I walk among the area where the capsules are located. I know that they are fountain-of-youth capsules. They are embedded in the ground, which is slightly sloping downwards, made of a smooth black glass-like material. The capsules are aligned parallel to each other, with the foot pointing down the slope. There are some active capsules, with green indicator lights shining which I believe means that the capsules are functional.

I walk to a corridor nearby and encounter a female "friend" who is I think middle-aged. I tell her about the capsules, and that we can become young and healthy again by using them. I go back to a capsule and open it. Inside I see hundreds of small lights (like small Christmas tee lights) arranged in rows and arrays of rows. I also see a pack of razor blades in the cover: the only thing you have to provide these capsules in order for them to function is razor blades and (something else). I want to try out the capsule's fountain-of-youth and health feature, but it's so old and inactive for so long that I'm concerned it may only 1/2 work and what would be the result of that?

I return to the corner hallway nearby, and my attention is grabbed by something in the corner, I look up and see a (naked?) girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, she's holding herself in the top corner of the room like spider-man in the corner of the walls and ceiling. I "remember" that I saw her there before. There's another girl with her, and I ask who she is, and the answer comes "her groupie."

I encounter my female friend again, she's standing right in front of me and I'm staring at her face. Something is different, I think she's used the fountain-of-youth capsule! I tell her "I detect a new vitality about you" I'm really studying her face trying to decide if she looks young, I decide she is.

Then the guardians of the capsules are after us, we must escape! A rescue force is waiting for us but we have to distinguish ourselves from the guardians so our force doesn't attack us. Someone decides we should hold skis in our hands to distinguish ourselves. I think "is that going to be bulky and heavy?" There are skis leaning against a corner, and I see that there are small child skis there too, with poles, so I pick up a pair which turns out to be very colorfully decorated with which (3-4 inch) stripes of different colors completely covering the top of the ski. I ask "will this be OK?"

I still want to use the capsules! There are guardians there, I go back towards the capsules but am blocked by the guardians. One is female who is saying "he wants to come and use it!". I think I'll never get to use it.

finally out of bed: 11:00

I was in my room, it was really messy. Somehow it reminded me of a house recurring rarely in my dreams. There were some of my classmates and my sisters. We were playing a strange computer game - it was a huge sandbox game, where you could do anything and shape every object. We were running around or flying a plane, but sometimes we could see holes through the map, as game haven't rendered them properly. It was getting a bit late, so most of classmates went away and only one dude stayed. I gave him laptop and turned counter-strike on, and he started to play. The lights in the room were turned off, and my sisters fallen asleep.

I left the room, and found myself in my school. It was afternoon and most of students were going out. I heard a group of them talking about a train that should arrive shortly. I went to my locker and took some things, then I went for the train. Inside I met a strange person - a dark haired dude with dark complexion. He claimed that he belongs to aristocracy and that everyone should obey to him. I entered a toilet - it was really dirty and messy, but at least it wasn't stinking. I entered a cabin and did my thing, then I went out of it.