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In Media Res, as usual. I am with a group of people, exploring a large underground area. We’re on a sort of high-up walkway that has passages leading to other areas. I’m leading the way, but at some point, I notice that the others aren’t actually following me - rather, they’ve taken one of the side passages, a hanging metal stairway leading up somewhere. I double back and follow.

I find them stopped in front of the entryway of what appears to be a church - a windowless version of one, anyway. There is a rather video game-ish obstacle, a retractable spike floor, blocking the way in. They seem adamant that it’s too dangerous to pass, but I’m not so sure. Those spikes look pretty puny - I kind of suspect I could just walk on top of them without any harm done - and there’s probably a way you’re supposed to go to avoid them, anyway. I find it pretty easily, by going around on the left. The others seem content to wait for me to return, so I head further in.

There are three rows of wooden pews, and as I head towards the aisle on the left, a man stops me to give me an admission stamp. I hold out my left hand, and he stamps the back of it - five small blue dots, in a pattern that looks a bit like braille. I head forward, looking and listening to my surroundings. It is fairly full, and seems to have a wilder vibe than I would associate with a church. There may have been music playing, but I can’t remember many details. I take the other aisle back around. Maybe because of the better angle, I can see that among the people there are several couples having sex, either on the pews or just on the floor. Yeah, I don’t think I’ll be spending too long in here. I’m glad I ended up going because of the stamp - I’m sure this will also get me admission into other places further on as well, although given what I’ve seen here, there may also be places where I won’t necessarily want to admit to having been here to get it….

21.5.25


I am walking down a hallway when it occurs to me that I’m aware that I’m dreaming, and if I want to have a lucid dream, I need to take a moment and actually consider the implications of the situation. Having done so, I continue, interested in exploring my environment.

My memories of this are unusually unclear for a lucid dream, quite possibly because there was a period of NREM sleep and another nonlucid dream before I woke up from it. But it appeared that I was in a university of some sort, and the early part of the dream mostly consisted of walking around and talking to two people. I remember that the second introduced herself as Caroline Friend (which I might be tempted to consider the most unimaginative name for a dream character ever if I didn’t know there was an entry way back in my archive featuring two characters called Bob and Not-Bob…).

Still lucid, but interested in playing along, I have been tasked with going to Burger King King Walmart, where I will be starting a new job. (That is not a typo, and I thought it was pretty weird in the dream, too.) The university leads directly into a mall, and the place I’m looking for is apparently here somewhere. It looks like a pretty nice mall - really, unrealistically nice for one. I think to myself that it’s the second dream I’ve had of being in a mall recently, which is kind of interesting since I don’t remember having had any others, but perhaps my dream self could.

The store doesn’t seem to be on the floor I’m on, and so I have to find a way downstairs. Maybe there’s one hidden somewhere in the back of the arcade, which I’ve discovered on the far end. The first couple machines I pass seem to be out of order, but further in, it’s clear that the first impression was misleading, and it’s a pretty lively place. Various enticing electronic noises and snatches of music fill the air. I’m not going to let myself be distracted from what I’m looking for - but maybe I’ll be back here later….

Turns out there were indeed stairs back there. It takes a bit of walking before I finally find the store that looks like the right one - no sign, but I wouldn’t expect to find more than one big everything store here, and this looks like it. There’s what looks like a customer service counter right in front, and I approach one of the people behind it and say I’m here to start a new job. She immediately responds by getting out from behind the counter to take me somewhere. The dream is getting a bit unstable by this point - I’ve been wary of it fading even before that point, since it’s been going on for what feels like a long time - but I manage to pull it back. However, there aren’t any memories after that point, except that I remember it didn’t last for much longer.

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I am in an arcade - guess I made it back after all - only where I am now looks more like a computer lab. There are long tables with various old computers lining both sides - and I sit down in front of an unoccupied one and turn it on. Apparently, only some of these have games on them - all of them have only one program each, a different one that’s no longer accessible on more modern machines. There’s a paper by the monitor that apparently says what’s on this one, but I don’t even look at it.

The computer is taking forever to boot up. A blond guy wearing dark blue walks up and presses two buttons on the keyboard. I figure he knows more about these than I do and is doing something necessary to get it going, but nothing happens. The screen is still dark. Turns out it really just is that slow. We talk briefly, and that’s all I can remember.

22.5.25

Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice

*Forgot what happened*, a grey goat-demon character chases and kills Cantonese rice characters.

A.I city (LD)

With some family, we're walking in a city, almost everything is visually like A.I, but not very advanced, like a version of around 2021. We pass the terrace of a restaurant, an A.I-woman gorilla is sitting, then we arrive in front of a building, the wall is blurred by an A.I cloud, I say something like "The I.A will be better when we'll pass through it", we do it, now we're like in a research center or an office, a pretty blonde girl is at the reception, I suddenly become lucid, but quickly wake up.

Goat-Santa chase and slide

Some characters are on the bottom of long and large stairs in nature, one of the Cantonese rice characters explains (compared to my Goat-demon vs Cantonese rice dream) to their leader (a grey demon with a goat head) that their species was almost genocided by one of them (their enemy), so somebody has to pay. The leader is afraid : "Wowowo!", all the characters are chasing him : skeletons of mini Cantonese rice dragons, etc... The leader manages to reach the top of the stairs and get a vehicle allowing him to slide down the stairs, and pass through a checkpoint : a large red sign at the end of a ramp with small red pillars to destroy, in the desert/canyon of red sand, as the sun sets. Then he becomes Santa Claus, goes up the stairs, and descends again with his Christmas sled. But this time I control him in 3rd person (like a video game, but I'm not lucid) : I do bad jumps on ramps that make me lose speed, so I bypass the final ramp. But the map tells me that it was an essential checkpoint. I turn around, but I'm going too slowly so I bump the pillars one by one. I turn around again to destroy the checkpoint sign at high speed.

Tonight i had my second lucid dream where i was like in the mountain and there was a beautifaul sunset and i was thinking how to stabilize the dream. I hope i get another one tonight.

So i'm on a date with this gal in a car, i really like her, i see some flowers next to the road, see a flower farm... i try to get to next to it and when i get close the car breaks don't work, i hit a car and the car goes into the farm and alot of people shout yo whats happening... who is that, two people with police uniform come next to me, but im chill and just waiting for the shit to happen. as i'm waiting and looking at the damage i get really stressed out by it cuz im kinda broke and it's my second time doing something like this, i kinda hate the consequences, so I just talk to myself " I WISH I WAS DREAMING " and that clicks in me.... i'm like wait a minute, i might be actually Dreaming whatdufuq?
okay i always thought and believed that lucid dream have glitches and weird rendering issues like a bad GPU, and i see some, a car spawns in front of me, i see a truck going in the road with weird rendering issues...
and i'm like wait a minute, THE FRAMES PER SECOND IS INSAANE, I THOUGH DREAMS ARE CRAPPY... anyways so i decide to go have sex with the girl... but the police is everywhere, i find her and she is already half naked and kinda scared of everything... so instead i just hug her and start walking... and at somepoint i woke up!

Corn prank/betrayal

A corn grain climbs around his buddy’s car (who isn't corn) while trying to hide a cherry tomato on his back. They are on a growing Fortnite tower. The corn grain makes his friend believe that he's helping him But his friend, in the car, saw that. The corn grain tells him it was a prank but he's angry, the tomato is like a betrayal for him.

Parked flirting

Two girls are parked in a car, and two guys come flirting with them. One of the girls taunts a guy, but his response is great (I forgot it), and he manages to kiss her. When the guys leave, I go ask the girls something unrelated but no answer because they are still overwhelmed by what just happened.

(LD)

*WBTB WILD* I'm lying in my bed, eyes closed, my arms rise up on their own, then the dream is created : I hear music that I've never heard before (probably phonk, with "eh, eh, eh" in loop). Then I'm in a bedroom, I slowly fall and bump my head against the bed. Through a hole in the bed sheet I can see a dog under the bed. *short awakening* A world map appears in front of me.

Angry men, angry bull

I’m a very big, muscular and angry powerlifter, outside, and I get in a heated argument with people, then with a worker. We both look like Gregor Clegane. He drops a big rock against the gate that seprates us, I'm shouting at him to open if he's a man. But he goes and hide in the shade of some bushes far away to inject himself with a strengh/muscle enhencement drug. I scream that he's drugging himself to be strong. I open the gate, then a huge white bull is here, chasing us down between the grass field and the grass hill. At some point, the bull is up the hill, he is coming at me, but I get déjà-vu : I know that I've already lived this exact moment (maybe in another dream), so I know what to do : I crouch at the last moment, he almost kicks me by jumping over me. At one point, his smaller and weaker bull friend arrives. I chase him, then the big bull chases me again.

Sky trees (LD)

*WBTB + WILD* I'm lucid, lying in my bed, I hear reggae in the upper room and someone downstairs. Looking out the window, I see two trees floating in the beautiful yellow sky with lots of clouds. I don’t move to avoid waking up but it's like my left arm is inside my ribs. It makes me uncomfortable and wakes me up.

Big store and beach jog

I’m in a big store, there is few people, I look at the aisles : I put back a line of jewelry in its place with other jewelry, I see a long low fridge full of the same item : slices of red meat at 11 €. The female employee watches me on the cameras, then I find a passage to the exit. I'm now walking with a big backpack and jeans shorts in a city, it’s sunny, I cross the road in front of restaurants where fishermen make dishes, then I start running to reach a place. Some runners are running right in front of me, slowing me down "The fuck is that ?!" , I pass them, on the beach, now I want to get to my destination before them. I have a pebble in my shoe, then I see a small bridge leading to the sea, I take it, a guy dives from it, I don't, and I have another pebble in my shoe. Then a video plays of Ben Shapiro presenting four pairs of white shoes. The two last ones are named Revanged and Avanged.

I'm on a date with someone and the chaperon called me the toy. "Look, it's the toy", she utters with disdain

At a reuinion, I tell my sister, You aint my mom, you aint my god, and frankly you are barely my sister anymore.

At a funeral, Hugging my cousin, he tells me his sister died.

In the void, I ask my brother who is sitting in a pew, is it the Castle Main rapists that made you this way ? a voice in the background calls out a taro card, 10 of swords

I catched a vicious lucid dreamer child, hang him by the wrist on a tree. I turn to the watching crowd. Anyone wanting to have a go at this dream bully? now's your chance. I pass on a stick and they nervously line up and proceed to beat him up like a pignata. I tell the child, Dont worry, My god is going to eat you and shit you back in your bed, little shit.

prior, The same child and his cronnies had come in my dreams numerous times before to bully me around with his magical dream powers. I'd fly off on a broom passing in front of them cackling like the witch from the wizard of oz just to mess with them.

Later At a oudoors party, The child I mentioned was there, seeminly having learned humility; One of the activity was learning to fly. As I started to fly, ascending, I got distracted by a flying casino in the clouds. I followed it and could no longer fly, we both landed and then nothingness. Felt cheated.

this was in april.


I woke up in my room and i was under my blanket and looked at my hand. i noticed it looked weird (i think it was a dream????)
I'm 95 % sure this was a dream and knowing i was probably in a dream creeped me the hell out i'm not sure why

I "woke up" after a dream that I had, and I felt quite tired. I sat myself up on my bed and looked at my alarm clock. The LCD was on but the number ceased to exist and all that was shown was the blank spot where you can see all the combinations of the numbers. I then lost what I can only explain as my dream consciousness for a second. Once I woke up I got out of my bed, as I was headed to my kitchen I demanded to have more clarity (After I woke up and wrote down my dream on my phone, I read on this that I have to start using suggestion and abandon demands). After that demand didn't work I arrived into the kitchen, I then realized that to gain clarity and stay in my dreams longer I had to ground myself (or so I am told), I used my sense of touch by feeling the table, then I grabbed some chips that were conveniently next to me and tasted them. They were bland but kind of sweet. For my last act I went into the fridge and took out some wine that was aging, and somehow I could drink it without removing the quark, It tasted how you would think wine tastes. Right as I was tasting the wine, I woke up for real.


** If you guys could reply to this to give me some suggestions on how to stay in my dreams longer that would be greatly appreciated!

Had a spontaneous LD, without even WBTB or WILD. I stayed on my phone until really late though

Hill Climb Surfing

I'm a surfer, I’m surfing down a mountain from where lots of earthy water flows, a guy is here with me, he tells me I can ride the waves uphill, so I do it. It's pretty fun !

Speed vs Power (LD)

I am IShowSpeed, in a building with people arround, when an arab dad asks me lots of questions as he gets closer to me. I can tell he wants to punch me. If we fight, he's clearly gonna win. But the situation makes me laugh, which irritates him even more. He chases me down the street, as I become another guy. *lucid* I run faster than him, so I make fun of him to annoy him even more, then I deliberately slow down, he almost catches me but he slips and knocks himself out against a wall. With my friends, we continue to make fun of him while filming. Then his daughter arrives, panicked, as she sees her dad sleeping on the pavement.

I simply wrote "I will lucid dream tonight" in this thread : https://www.dreamviews.com/general-l...onight-66.html and it worked ! I had a lucid, and after WBTB + WILD, another one ! I'm definitely gonna post more often in this thread from now on...

Child abductor and missing street (LD)

I'm in my hometown, in the street. In the past, I had saved a group of children, that I dropped off here, in front of the children's school. They are very happy since then. But there is a place near the school where children always disappear when they go to a specific street. The name of that street also disappears with each missing child. The children themselves have to rename the street every time.

Someone from my team (probably a team of heroes) goes in search of the last missing girl, going so fast I can’t see him running back and forth (he leaves a trace of air behind him, like the Road Runner in Wile E. and the Road Runner). I go look for the missing girl by myself in the missing street. Nothing abnormal. But on my way back, instead of legs, I now have a robotic piston. I walk by skipping, like the Pixar lamp.

It’s too quiet... I have a very bad feeling. I feel an ill-intentioned presence. I become lucid, but the bad feeling remains. To my left, a very long and ominous alley. I imagine it being clear of anyone. Nobody's here. But as soon as I come in contact with some rocks and sand on the ground, I feel someone behind me... It's the abductor... I'm convinced he chooses this exact spot for kidnapping because the stones make noise to alert him and the sand prevents you from escaping because you'd slip. He tries to catch me but I kick his groin with my piston heel. Then I have a sharp spike on my heel, so I kick his groin and his neck with it. He falls to the ground, bleeding.

Stairs hovering (LD)

I'm lucid, falling down the stairs at my brother's house, hovering above the steps, facing the roof. At the bottom, I stop, above me is an open window : I'm in my bedroom. I’m tired so I can't move, I try to stabilize the dream by saying "Stabilization", but putting a little too much energy, I wake up (the visuals did not change, my window was exactly like that IRL).

Fork killer

I'm in a high-speed train, on a first-person mission : kill two fat and balding men with a fork. I stab (or may I say fork) the first man from the front and the second man from the back. I redo the scene several times to optimize the beginning of the speedrun, then I have to jump from the TGV but it's moving. I still jump, and miraculously survive. The TGV stops and becomes a bus on the highway. The police arrive, I don’t want to spend my life in jail so I purposely pull out my wallet very quickly from my pocket, pretending that I have a gun, for them to shoot me. But my wallet really shoots a cop, and I get shot in return.

Stop entering my dreams, I don't have it ! (fragments)

*I fall asleep and wake up multiple times having roughly the same dream* Someone wants something from me but I don’t have it

April 22, 2025 - Around 5:27 AM

I woke up in my bedroom. Going through my normal middle of the night routine, I tried to remember dreams, without success, and then I did reality checks. It was my hands that finally convinced me, but it was pretty dark, so to be safe, I moved about quietly to keep from waking my family. I climb the ladder into my attic, while trying to find Arina, (A character I made up.) After I get into the attic, I find my younger sister has followed me up.

I think I talked to her for a bit, and I showed her my watch, which was wrong of course. I think she agreed that I was dreaming. At this point, I still wasn't able to find Arina, so I switch goals and try to find a place I made up called the House.

Side Note: In waking life, I made a plan to accomplish both of these goals. I would use a doorway as a portal to a door in the House, and there I could find Arina. I also think Dream Control is easier in a setting that isn't a real place. But in this dream, I didn't actually use this plan...

To get to the house, I jumped out the window to fly. I have found a method to fly from (many) previous dreams. At first I struggle a lot. Weirdly, the clouds are very low down, closer to the ground than the tops of the trees, and there somewhat solid, like an invisible wall. At some point I'm trying to do a Mario wall jump off of invisible walls to get higher.

Then, I realize I have no idea where I'm going, so I pull up Google Maps. And then I'm at some kind of computer, but the dream is focused on google maps. It shows the entire Earth, so I type "The House" into the search bar, and it zooms into a particular place in Oregon.

It shows the location in 3D, in a clearing in a forest near a lake. It doesn't show the House, but it does have these low-poly 3D birds flying around. Also, a meteor hits the ground in the middle of the clearing while I'm watching it. Shortly after that, the dream ends and I wake up.

A few days later, I checked that location in google maps and found that it's actually a drier area with out a lake. I also discovered that Google Maps doesn't have 3D birds or meteors.

April 16, 2025 - Recorded around 5:13 AM

I was in my room, and I did several reality checks. I pushed my thumb through my hand, and I plugged my nose, and I was reading the digital clock.

Then I tried pushing my hand through a solid object because that is one of the dream control things that you do to get points, and I did that a couple of times successfully. It felt weird, but also kind of normal. I also might have gotten distracted by watching a YouTube video or something, but after a moment I stopped that.

After that, I almost got distracted, though, by my little sister. I was thinking about my personal goals, and how I needed to try to do them. So I decided I needed to get away from my distracting little sister because she was trying to get me to play with her, and I said something like, "I can play with you in waking life. Right now, I'm dreaming, so please just let me go."

Then I escaped my room by phasing through the wall, and it worked. But sadly, by the time I got to the other side, I was losing stability fast. The dream was closing fast, and I couldn't do much to get anywhere past there. I don't think I even had time to fall. All in all, it was a successful dream. I even got to work on dream control stuff.

I’m in the back of Meadow main house at night. I approach a large rock and begin to lift upward. I become lucid. I fly toward the corner of the yard and notice a light on in Bud house. I decide to head into the room and explore the house a bit. I figure I’ll need to speed up quite a bit to not waste time and possibly destabilize. I imagine the window zooming toward me and me zooming toward it, and the distance closes rapidly. I phase though the glass, entering the home. I find myself in a fairly small bedroom and quickly shift into bird form. I fly around and notice that blue hue enveloping the entire room. I see a boy begin to enter the room, so I turn on invisibility. He doesn’t notice me, so I continue to fly toward the bed, landing on it briefly before exploring to the dresser to my left and beyond. I begin to head out of the room and begin to sense a maternal figure in the area below as I fly though the doorway, still in bird form. I head down the hallway and notice a dresser with some type of binder on top, fully opened. I notice what appear to be Magic cards inserted throughout the plastic pages. I float in front of the binder briefly, before turning toward the staircase, considering where to explore to next. I begin to wake up.

This was the last night of the comp, I'm very happy to end it with such a crazy lucid ! I did it in two WILD attempts (each 15 minutes) after a WBTB (awake for ~3 hours). First dream is two fragments that I think are from the same dream. Last dream is my lucid. Enjoy the reading 👽

Black = Non-lucid dream recall
Blue = Lucid dream recall

Orange cheese offer

At my parents house, *forgot what happened*, then with people at the table, a man offers us an orange cheese. Apparently, the smell is strong, but I almost don't smell anything because I'm used to strong cheese.

Concrete Minecraft ravine

Me, a man with glasses and a guy from high school in a car in front of my parents house, playing Minecraft, but IRL : I'm going to cut a (probably apple) pie representing our Minecraft world. The high school guy knows I'm the cutting pro, he tells me when to stop, and I cut the pie at that moment. It forms a ravine in our Minecraft world IRL (in the back seat of the car). The man with glasses leaves, and the guy has become another guy from high school. He's adding liquid concrete to the base of the IRL ravine (which is a black iron plank), but I realize that it shouldn't have been concreted. I call the man with glasses to explain the mistake. He tells me to simply make a series of inputs to fix it. I struggle to remember it. We try to remove the concrete, not dry yet.

Road trip on the highway

A group of five friends is traveling in France, in a pickup truck on the highway. The guys are in the open trunk (they could easily fall), one girl is driving and another girl is next to her. The driver almost completely gets out of the window (while still driving with one hand) to film the road trip with her camera on a selfie stick.

Confusing vegetables

I'm a cashier in a grocery store, there are new checkouts where you weigh fruits and vegetables by selecting them on a computer, in a super long and messy list. I'm struggling to find the eggplant. The beatboxer Wing (who also works as a cashier with me) helps me and I find it. But I still need help for the other items, as three annoying pop-ups appear. One of the three teenage guys waiting at the checkout helps me. I have to double-click Delete. I can't find the Delete icon, so the guy takes the mouse and tries to find it in the top right corner of the screen but there's nothing. Then at the normal checkouts, people are piling up at Wing's checkout, I try to call him, as a colleague on the phone comes out of the office. All along I had Wing's GBB25 World league solo wildcard playing in my mind.

Pool quicksand and my crazy restaurant (LD)



In front of a house, half of the garden is replaced with a very deep pool, and where I am is a long rectangular layer of quicksand on top of the water. Some female friends and I pass through it for a laugh, when at one point I sink to the bottom of the pool *dramatic scene*.

Then I wake up in town, when a big agressive white dog is trying to bite my friends (one of them is wearing a hamburger costume). While trying to scare him away, the dog advances towards me, growling. I back away. If he tries to bite my stomach, I could in theory stick my thumbs in his eyes and knee him in the throat (it didn't happen).

Then I'm the owner of a restaurant in town, in a cobblestone alley : an outdoor terrace. I can control a lot of things. I know I'm lucid dreaming, but I don't really pay attention to it, because I'm too busy managing things in my restaurant and near it *forgot what happened but it was chaotic and hilarious*.

I return to my outdoor terrace. The customers are talking about Sping-Ling Ding-Diling : a chinese woman who is literally a thick dorito-shaped pencil. I'd like her to come to my restaurant, but she's at work. Then everyone at my terrace start improvising the same song (which makes no sense, random words) with the music "Come To The Circus (DirtyPaws remix)". First to sing is a woman (probably from Paris) with curly brown hair, a green beret and black sweater, green jacket and green pants, and a glass of wine. Very classy. I'm the one making them improvise the song with my thoughts.

At the same time, I start to accidentally make an evil bass (beatbox sound) when I exhale, snoring a bit when I inhale, and I see my body IRL in my bed from time to time. I'm going to wake up...