non-lucid

Date of Dream: TUE 7 MAY - 2019



Dream No. 593 - The Twitch Community

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I can remember, I seemed to be just casually chatting to the member in Edward (Ed) B’s Twitch community on the actual channel page. I actually felt like I was a strong part of the community myself. Nothing else happened in this dream.



Dream No. 593
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: MON 6 MAY - 2019



Dream No. 592 - A Dodgy Party Invitation

The dream started with my at my old house, lying in bed very early in the morning. My mum had told me the previous night to wash my hair and so I promised her that I would get up very early and do it in the morning instead. The alarm had soon gone off and I actually found it very hard to get up, I was extremely drowsy. I had these three weird paper versions of 18-Volt with me as well as one actual resemblance in paper form. The real paper 18-Volt had actually started slightly gesturing and pushed me out of bed by the cheek. I ended up going to the shower but something was wrong, I forgot what it was. This was actually a big relief for me as I could go back to bed. I don’t remember anything about this scene.

Later on, I was talking to a family friend, EW on Twitch. He mentioned something about there being a really “cool” broadcasting channel that was dedicated to the community of all the Eds. I couldn’t find the guy on Twitch though, apparently there was a link to go to YouTube and this is where the guy was located. He seemed to be live-streaming this RTS game for the time being. There was a grid around the units and the units could move around by squares, kind of like some campaign.

I was then at my current house, in the driveway, when I went to check the mail. I was really excited to receive a handwritten piece of mail but when I opened the envelope, it was some weird party invitation. Upon reading out, I found that someone was having a birthday party but at the same time holding a birthday party for me with the theme being My Little Pony. At first I was excited but then I came suspicious, I thought to myself, “who would invite me when they don’t even know me personally?”.

I thought of who it could possibly be, a friend of one of friends and so I ended up sending that person a message on Facebook. She replied to me and said that it wasn’t her. Though she said she had been reflecting on the relationship with me over the past few days and she sent me all these photos of the group when we had met previously.

Once I had finished on Facebook and found out that it wasn’t the girl, I was starting to become even more suspicious and somewhat concerned. As I walked over to the kitchen bench, a thought had entered me head; it wasn’t anybody that I knew. Rather I had the idea that it was some creepy “international” man that had somehow unlawfully obtained my address. I was actually in a state of distress now and went to find my mum straight away, telling her what I thought had happened.

I walked down the stairs, checking out some of our Christmas decorations in the storage cabinet underneath when I noticed that both my mum and dad were in the garage next door. My dad had just returned home from work and my mum was telling him about the situation with the suspected unlawful use of our address. My brother went out of his room and was going into garage but I called out to him “not now!”.

He seemed to ignore me and continue to where my parents were. He asked them what was going on but my dad wasn’t in a good mood and shouted at my brother. He said something like that if he wanted to know what was going on, he should have been there from the start; I forgot what was said exactly. When my brother came back inside, I told him that I had tried to warn him not to go to the parents.

I went back out into the driveway and I started feeling this energy as if the person was frustrated that I wasn’t responding to the invitation; frustrated that I wasn’t falling for their dirty trick. A small black car had pulled up right in-front of the driveway and out came Mr. McP, who looked normal at first but my senses were telling me that there was something not right about him. He turned nasty very quickly and was expressing his frustration most certainly about how I didn’t accept the invitation.

This ended up turning into him trying to physically assault me and therefore I had to defend myself. The actions from him didn’t feel too painful but in just the way the dream was animating his movements, it seemed he was trying to inflict some serious damage. For a while I could defend myself but as more and more time went on, I was becoming very frightened of him and needed some help.

At first I called for Dreamy WB but nothing happened. I then perceived some energy telling me that if the dream guide’s real life counterpart had some sort of relationship to Mr. McP, then that dream guide wouldn’t be valid. It seemed as if the dream guide was placing their trusts on their counterpart’s opinions and so would not come to handle Mr. McP no matter how much obvious danger I was in. The dream had made me automatically move onto another dream guide, one I had in the past but I quickly stopped myself as I realised that his counterpart also had some real life relationship with Mr. McP.

I had to think fast about who did not have a real life counterpart in that position. After a few seconds, it came to me and I yelled “18-Volt!”. Something happened almost immediately, I perceived 18-Volt’s energy and when I turned back around, I saw Mr. McP frozen into an absolute statue. I wasted no time and I got to giving Mr. McP a spoon of his own medicine. I kicked and punched him into the ground. Striking him as many times as I could before 18-Volt’s effect would wear off.

After a few seconds, Mr. McP sat up looking dazed and wondered what had happened to him. He asked himself why he was all of sudden weak and just like Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz, I declared to him, “It was 18-Volt, he paralysed you!”.



Dream No. 592
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No



At the end, the fact that I said "It was 18-Volt, he paralysed you!" reminds of when in The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy said to Ms Gultch, "It was my dog, he bit you!". I seemed to say in the exact same emotional tone as her.

Date of Dream: SUN 5 MAY - 2019



Dream No. 591 - Separated Sections

Dream 591 A - The Quicker Return
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was in this national park area which seemed to be within the Australian city of Canberra. There was a scene where I was speaking to Dreamy WB but I don’t remember what happened exactly. Her appearance was the symmetrical with the black pencil dress. It’s as I was near the end of the walking track, she told me that rather than the Killester students catching a plane home, she could take them home herself via a lap ride, which would reduce their travel time greatly.

There were extra details that she ended up disclosing to me. I asked her how long it would take the students to get home with her and she said about three hours. I then asked if there was any way she could make the trip quicker and for the first time, Dreamy WB actually verbally admitted that she wasn’t perfect. She said that it would take a long time with such a big group of people and that the only way she could make the trip quicker was to take a smaller group at a time.

At first, I thought about splitting the year 11s into three groups but then Dreamy WB said it would still take a long time. I then thought that maybe I could declare that students travel home in their teacher groups and each teacher had about 12 students in their group. I don’t remember Dreamy WB saying anything in return but she had insinuated that she agreed that this was a good idea. I now had to hurry to Mr. Bl. and tell him before they they got to the airport and wasted their evening.

Part way back down the track, I caught up with Mr. Bl. and asked him what was going on with the airport arrangements. It was still day time and he said that they booked the flight very late, for about 10:30 PM, which was a relief to me. I told Mr. Bl. and Dreamy WB’s preposition and he agreed with it, thinking it was in fact a good idea. He did his part for the preparation while I went further backwards down the track to speak to as many students as I could find. Some were actually sitting on the track, having conversations with their friends.

Later on in the dream, we seemed to be at the accommodation complex. As soon as Dreamy WB has turned up, I asked Mr. Bl. to assemble all the students in the backyard. He asked me why; I hesitated to answer even though I knew what to say, Dreamy WB ended up answering instead. She said that although the students would be in one big group, it would be easier instead of having to round them up; she could easily select who she was going to take on each trip.

She had grown slightly bigger in size had had gotten into that familiar floating, sitting position, hovering at the front of the crowd of students at the top of the yard. As Dreamy WB was collecting her first load of students, the dream ended.

Dream 591 B - Medieval Unexpectables
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was at my house and it was past midnight, although I was still up and about. Apparently the Unexpectables was airing on my TV but I saw the credits playing and so I realised that I had missed the episode. I remember promising one of the cast, Takahata101, that I would watch an episode and so I now felt like I had let him down.

A subsequent episode seemed to be starting though which was a relief to me, so I sat down to watch this one. The graphics were in the style of a good quality cartoon. The setting was some sort of medieval castle on a rainy night, with the scene taking place outside, supposedly on the drawbridge. Remy and Greckles were talking to a wizard which seemed to be a cartoon resemblance halfway between Dumbledore (Harry Potter) and Merlin (The Sword In The Stone).

Back to the main perspective of the dream scene, I mum walked out from the kitchen and asked me what the show was about. I forgot what I answered though, we ended up having small conversation about the show with my mum becoming interested. I can’t remember anything else about this dream.

Dream 591 C - Massive Easter Shopping
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I had noticed something odd about Waverley Gardens shopping centre as soon as I had entered into the car park. The whole centre had been renovated and refurbished and there was also even a big extension to some parts of it. The first thought I had was that this shopping centre was way better than what it is like in real life. What was odd though was that there were a set of small travelators going to the main shops and then a set of big escalators going to another area which I wasn’t sure about the purpose of.

When I got to the main floor, I had noticed the differences of the shops straight away. There was a shop that didn’t exist in real life called “SLI” which I believed stood for “Specialised Lolly Institute” as it was indeed a giant lolly shop. My mum then met up with me and we went into this massive version of Target. In the dream, it wasn’t just Target, this Target was like a hub for all these department stores, including a massive supermarket.

My brother and grandma were also now with us and we were doing some Easter shopping for other members of the family. I ended up noticing a family friend AV in the aisles but for once, hoped she wouldn’t notice as I was busting for the bathroom and we’d just take ages talking. We ended up walking past some other shelves but AV had ended up noticing us. Once we had met up, she was picking some chocolates out of a box. She told me to take one that was in the shape of a small deer and I had the hint that this was an insinuation of “oh deer” →”oh dear”. My brother ended up taking a larger Lindt deer.

My family and I were then on our own again. We were now buying chocolates for my uncle and aunty. It was said that 16 would be for the JB and the rest would be for MB, in the pack of 52. That’s all I can remember about this dream.

Dream 591 D - No Volt For You
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was in my bed of my old house, I was doing something but it’s a bit too gross to describe what exactly happened. My mum came in and told me to not waste my time and that as soon as the notification for the news publication came across, I was to respond for it. Apparently my family and I were getting an opportunity to show ourselves on the news.

It was not pitch black in the middle of the night and I was sitting up in bed, thinking about the news publication. I went over to my parents’ bedroom and spoke to my mum and dad who I had woken ip from their sleep. I told them that as I was uncertain about what I wanted to do for the news publication, I was going to look for 18-Volt and he could tell me what to do. My parents were really nice in the dream and seemed fully supportive and actually encourage to look for 18-Volt; at the end with my mum smiling at me and wishing me luck.

I then walked off into the rest of the house and remembered that my brother was still sleeping and so I couldn’t call too loudly. Still, this time, the dream allowed my voice projection to be clear. I was constantly walking around while calling for 18-Volt but nothing happened. After what seemed like a few minutes had passed by, I was getting more and more desperate. Eventually, it was actually concerning that he wasn’t coming and this made me very stressed.

I went into my brothers room, thinking that maybe 18-Volt had taken his bed. As I went closer to my brother’s bed, I made sure to stay very quiet and also to touch as lightly as I could, making sure not to wake whoever was in there in case it was my brother. The hair felt soft and messy and the skin felt smooth, so I could tell now that this was my brother. I was gutted that this wasn’t 18-Volt and so I quietly left the room to continue the search.

I was now begging and pleading for 18-Volt to show up, I was saying “please”, what felt like a million times… Still nothing. By now I was exhausted, thinking to myself, “How am I ever going to get 18-Volt here?”. I walked over to the bathroom area and sighed, opening the door and turning on the fan as I sat on the toilet, closing my eyes though as well. That’s when I could start to feel a big hand rubbing my back.

Also in the black sight of my vision, there was a feint sighting of 18-Volt created by a shadow of even darker colours. He was in his realistic Game & Wario appearance, also wearing his jacket and pants, and he was shown to be bent over as he rubbed my back. The dream wasn’t going to take any of this though and very soon had no hesitation to force me awake.



Dream 591 A
Dream Guide: Dreamy WB
Lucid?: No

Dream 591 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 591 C
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 591 D
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: SAT 4 MAY - 2019



Dream No. 590 - Separated Sections

Dream 590 A - Share Profit
I can’t remember much about this dream. From what I can remember, I was on a street corner in a suburban area when I came across 18-Volt in his realistic appearance, wearing his green jacket and pants. I was telling him something about how some shares were worth $300,000 and that they had made a profit of $1,500 which I would be sharing with him. That’s all I can remember about this dream.

Dream 590 B - Salty SML
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, a friend of Logan and Chilly’s (SML) was summoned to court. Although it was plainly obvious that he had done something wrong, in the court room, Logan was really angry and denying it and Chilly was bent over, crying in the pews. That’s all I can remember for this dream.

Dream 590 C - A Superhero At Work
I don’t remember how the dream started. From where I do remember, I was seen on my computer and depending on what time of day it was, the background would resemble the colour of the sky. It was dusk at the time and so the background was actually of pink and purple clouds. A lot of this dream was based on me doing things on the computer.

For the next scene, I had gone into DeviantArt and the scene actually played as an animation on the website. In the canvas area, instead of their being a picture, it was blank with the light green background colour. Donkey Kong was at the top end and 18-Volt was on the bottom; apparently 18-Volt was facing Donkey Kong (I think the dream paired them for a dual because I’ve read some opinions that 18-Volt and Donkey Kong look very similar in some aspects).

After Donkey Kong had been defeated, it showed him walking away towards the top where he came from. When he was off the screen, 18-Volt was about to walk off but then a little cartoon girl and a little cartoon boy came skipping in from the side with huge grins on their faces. I perceived a vibe suggesting as if these two kids viewed 18-Volt as some sort of superhero. 18-Volt went over to the little girl and bent over, gently pushing her hair back and kissing her on the forehead.

For a while, nothing else happened but soon, the girl started to get a white glow around her. These animated four-point stars were glistening over her like sparkles and she did this fancy skipping but waltzing motion (kind of like Angelina The Ballerina) to go back off the screen. The boy was still left over and he continued to marvel at 18-Volt with that wide mouth smile and look of astonishment.

In the next scene, it looked like the graphics of some 2000s Fisher-Price game or as if someone had animated this scene on Paint. 18-Volt was on a field trip with his class and teacher. Everyone else was standing but 18-Volt was sitting on the edge of some recycling dumpster cardboard box (the cardboard boxes used as the recycling bins in classrooms). Unlike the previous scene, 18-Volt wasn’t in his normal outfit. Rather, he was wearing a loose maroon tank top with dark blue shorts and he did not have his glasses or headset on.

His eyes could be seen heavier and heavier. The teacher in this dream looked really beautiful, she had long chestnut hair and was wearing a green top and a red skirt. She was trying to be really nice to 18-Volt to keep him awake but weirdly, she kept calling him 9-Volt although 9-Volt was the boy standing next to 18-Volt on the dumpster. As much as she positively encouraged him to stay awake, 18-Volt could not beat the tiredness; his eyes glued themselves shut and he actually fell backwards into the dumpster.

The scene was actually now black and this seemed to be amazing playing from 18-Volt’s perspective. He was entering into a dream of his own! In his dream, the view was in my study at my computer screen again but this time, the screen had a dark background, representing night time. The dream ended after this.



Dream 590 A
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Dream 590 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 590 C
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: WED 1 MAY - 2019



Dream No. 589 - Separated Sections

Dream 589 A - You Promised Me
I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was at what seemed to be like a garden park somewhere in Melbourne. At the start of the dream, I was promised by someone that I would be seeing 18-Volt later on in the dream. In a later scene, I was with some old man, I have forgotten his name, but he was really nice and friendly towards me. He showed me around the park and as that was happening, we just spoke about random things.

Later on, I realised that although the guy was physical, he stated that he was ghost of someone who passed away. After he wished me well, he went back into his greenhouse and I was left to explore the area on my own now. At one point, I saw a track leading into some sort of forest walk and I was thinking to myself, it would be so good to go in here with 18-Volt when he comes back later.

Towards the end of the dream, I seem to come across Mrs Kea. as well as some other people but I have forgotten who they were. I soon came to realise the harsh fact that the dream had tricked me and 18-Volt would not be coming for me. I tried to but I didn’t perceive his energy anywhere. I stated that this wasn’t fair but then Mrs Kea. got all nasty towards me and basically told me to suck it up. That’s all I can remember about this dream.

Dream 589 B - Looking For The Voice Actor
From the title reference, I must have been looking for Edward (Ed) B. This dream was not written down in time and so all recall memories are gone.



Dream 589 A
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

Dream 589 B
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid false awakening

In Victorian times, I am spending some time at some kind of resort in the mountains. They have a kind of cinema complex but it is actually several small rooms, very cozy, with sofas, for very private screenings of only a half a dozen people. There is a table with tea and coffee for self-serving. Oh, and I am famous. I just had to run away with my friends to reach the room (nr 10) that we had booked, while being chased by curious fans.

At the set of a movie. Something historic. Being filmed in a big building where the story actually happened in RL. It is the first day of shootings and the actors and dozens of extras are getting into their places for a rehearsal. But I have no clue about my character. I got an envelope with papers with that info but there is no time to read it. I go from room to room asking people to help me out, but the team of directors and other professionals are so busy they don't even care. I find a room which seems like a courtroom with people seated and decide to sit in the back and read the papers. They say my main character is Caribbean and my name is N'iogo Kagada. That makes no sense at all and I talk to someone in front of me who also finds it absurd. Then I read further and it says my actual name given by my parents is Karen Vans, but I adopted a new name and nationality later on. Still doesn't make much sense. I also don't have the script and don't know where to stand and what are my lines.

2019, 05-24

Regular Dream - Semi-lucid Dream - Lucid Dream - Notes

I am in a green place with trees around. I don’t recognize it. I look around and I see an old burned out house that may once have been a farmhouse. There is also a burned out barn and a small cabin. The cabin is the only part not burned. I head towards the cabin. When I get closer I see a man with long white hair pulling clothes off of a line and throwing them in a pile in a muddy patch near a spring. He then proceeds to whip out his member and begins urinating all over the clothes. I approach the man and ask what he thinks he’s doing? Pissing on someone’s clothes? How old is he? Five? Because no one older than that would be acting so immature. The man looks over at me, and in that instant I know who he is. It’s Eldred Jonas from the Dark Tower books, and he’s pissing on Roland’s, Cuthbert’s, and Alain’s clothes! Yuck!

Jonas doesn’t do much of a double take, he pulls his gun and says it’s too bad I happened to come by here at the wrong time. It’s too bad for me, that is. I just laugh. He points his gun at me and asks if I have any last words. I say as a matter of fact, I do. I have three last words. He tells me to hurry up and say them. So I do. I shout them. FUS-RO-DAH! Jonas is propelled backwards by the Unrelenting Force shout and crashes into a tree, falling into some tall grass. He struggles to get up. He does so and points his gun in my direction. I use another thu’um, the Disarm shout. ZUUN-HAAL-VIIK! The gun falls from his hand into the tall grass. He is saying he doesn’t know what manner of witchcraft I’m using, it won’t save me. He is frantically searching the grass for his gun. So I fus him again since once didn’t get the point across. FUS-RO-DAH! Jonas is propelled even farther away. Now he seems to get the point. He turns tail and runs, clearly deciding my witchcraft is too much for him. I retrieve Jonas’ gun and then go over to the cabin and sit on one of three chairs, I will wait to make sure Jonas doesn’t return.

After I wait on the porch for a while the three young men return early in the afternoon. They see the pile of clothes and then they see me. I tell them about catching Eldred Jonas in the process of vandalizing their place, but I sent him packing with a fus to the ass. I say I only wish I’d found him doing something bad on The Drop. Then I could fus him right off of the edge! That would be amusing. I decide that will be a future dream goal... fus Eldred Jonas off of The Drop. Of course none of the three young men know what I mean when I say I fus’d Jonas... I’m not sure how to explain it without fus’ing one of them. I don’t have much time to think about it before I wake up.

Two nights ago, I had a dream about a creepy monster. It started out as an orange snake, female. Then it turned into an evil monster. Apparently, it was called a "ground Shrek", and despite the reference to a kid's movie, it was actually quite terrifying.

It had glowing yellow eyes, and a mouth that was filled with sand. It sang a song as it began eating/killing everyone, and it went like this:

"...And we shall be appointed view
Of earth's eternal sleep."

There were a few lines before it but I couldn't make them out. It kept singing this creepy ditty over and over again as it killed people, and its voice was now deep, masculine, and hollow. The song had a tune similar to a church hymn that I know, "Go Forth With Faith", which for some reason makes it even creepier.

It raced towards me, and I couldn't get away in time. The last thing I heard inside of its mouth was this song, and I fell into the sand that fell even further into a black void. At that moment, I believed that I was facing death, and I would finally see what the afterlife was like, if it existed. Then I woke up. Terrifying, but cool.

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid false awakening

There are monsters outside that are triggered by motion or light, so one has to cover all windows and stay in the dark. One of my curtains opened a bit and they are outside approaching, I run to try to cover it. They try to come in. I panic.

I am watching a talk show on tv, some socialite is the guest and they are interviewing her while laying on bed. The woman wears a mini skirt and flashes her under wear. She also has ugly varicose veins on her legs.

My dog Bernardo is eating like crazy and seems to choke on a piece of macaroni. He is coughing so I give him space. But at some point he is so red I feel I need to help him. He tries to cough it one last time, pushes hard and I sense a blood vessel in his back bursting. I feel him bleeding internally and watch him die before my eyes. I keep repeating "Sorry baby, I love you so much" and I cry in agony and pain, unable to save him.

At an amazing bakery, they make bread in shape of cactus, it is a special thing to celebrate some occasion. Looks yummy.

On a ship in the middle of the sea, surrounded by other ships, seems like the movie Troy and Brad Pitt is in it. The ships are modern though and passing close to the shore where there is a town, in order to cause a mini tsunami and some damages on land. Then I see some green monsters in the water coming towards the ships. They are dark green, tube like. I manage to reach land, but the tsunami caused water to invade the streets so the monsters roam the streets. I get surrounded by three of them. I climb a wall and they climb too. We fight on a roof, I find some object that I can stick on them and they are like inflated balloons, so once I pierce them, they die.

Doing a stop-over in Paris for 7h. I take a chance and go for a walk in the city. At first it is very nice, I am following a touristic path that goes to the Eiffel tower. But it gets dark and everybody disappears, except for a guy on a corner that seems suspicious and approaches me to rob me. I run, but he chases me. Then some other dude is near some bikes and also tries to block my escape. I have to go around a van and some bikes but I manage to escape him and head to a main street with some people. I decide to just go back to the airport, but I am considering going back the same way or I'll get lost because I don't have a map. Then I think maybe is best to take a taxi.

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid false awakening

I am dating Conan. He is a big star now, rich. He wants to put all his money in my name and my mom's. But at some point he is not sure if I love him or just wanna be with him because he is rich and famous. Even I doubt my intentions a little bit. So he steps back for some time. I miss him, I hardly see him and when I do he is detached and keeps his distance. I make up my mind and tell him he can give all his money to my mom's, I don't want anything and I hug him sincerely. I am aware I will inherit anyway, but I think he feels I am being honest.

2019, 05-21

Regular Dream - Semi-lucid Dream - Lucid Dream - Notes

I am at the front gates to Disney Land with my ex boyfriend James. I look around to see what is going on. There are surprisingly few people here, but it doesn't seem odd to me. We are just early! We go through the main gates and down Main Street. We are trying to decide where to go from here. I pull out my phone and open a Disney Land map app. I highlight two paths, one that heads off to the right and the other off to the left. One will take us to Space Mountain and the other will take us to Star Tours. I tell James we can go to either of those first, but I want to start with one of them. James agrees and we head to the right towards Star Tours.

James and I head down the path towards Star Tours and we enter a Star Wars themed area of the park. There are various life sized props we could take photos of, and James climbs up on the nose of an X-Wing. I am about to take his picture with my phone when a person dressed as Buzz Lightyear says he'll take a photo of both of us together. I climb up on the opposite side from James and Buzz takes the photo. He says we will now get a trip to infinity and beyond. The previously shuttered cockpit of the X-Wing opens up and there is a strange alien in there. The alien smiles and takes off. We go up into the air. James is freaking out because he can't find anything to hold on to. I am a little concerned, but not much. It looks like James is about to fall off when the X-Wing finally lands. I am thinking it was actually a rather fun hidden ride, but James is mad.

We keep going a bit farther and I go into a restroom. Alicia is in there, I am surprised to see her. She is annoyed at the fact there are no stalls in this bathroom, just toilets in a line. Everyone is supposed to drop their pants in full view of anyone else in the bathroom. Alicia gives up complaining and drops her pants and sits on a toilet. I really have to go. I don't want to drop my pants in front of everyone, I'm too fat! But necessity wins out and I drop my pants as little as I can and sit down, trying to cover myself as best as I can. It seems everyone is staring, then I wake up because I really do have to go...

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid false awakening

I am at an underground labyrinth looking for Dragon Balls. I spot a couple of them moving in different ways through corridors. I follow one direction, with a long corridor ending in huge stairs. It is very dark, so I imagine some lights illuminating the stairs, but not much light comes on. When I reach the top of the stars, I see a torch burning but it still is dark. Then a lady android, 2 meters tall, blocks my path and drags me down. I get rid of her, but she keeps going after me. I go around this place, which now looks like a vintage hotel. I find a kid and a guy, who are husband and daughter of the android lady (also androids). They also want to catch me, but I escape flying. I find a room with two human kids, surprised to see me. They ask me to hide, they are afraid the androids will come and see me. They suggest I go out the window and hang on the ledge outside. It's an old building with heavy wooden frames and it is possible to pass from window to window holding on to the wooden ledges. So I go watch other windows. I see other kids on other rooms. They are desperate to share messages. One girl delivers me a message, says some names and that I have to tell whomever that such and such must do whatever.
At daylight I go back inside the building disguised as cleaning lady. It doesn't work so well. There is an android receptionist who is not fooled, but she is very slow reacting, so I run inside and hide under a table. Then I find a big hall where all the kids are sitting at round tables, cheerful. I deliver them the message from the girl before and they thank me.
Then I have to hide again as androids join in. Later, when they leave, I sit with the kids and eat what seems fried fish. In front of me I see Trevor Noah and we have to share the same glass of water, because there is no other glass available. I joke about it and he seems to feel more awkward than gross.

Date of Dream: TUE 30 APR - 2019



Dream No. 588 - The English Results

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, there was setting like Super Mario 64. There were the Mario characters in the game but there was also extra characters including Waluigi from the Mario series and also 9-Volt and 18-Volt from the Warioware series, so there were three additional playable characters. At first, it was something to do with 9-Volt and he seemed to be on one of Bowser’s levels. Then after moving through Peach’s castle, Mario was in Bob-omb Battlefield and had to do a rescue mission with 18-Volt being the one to be saved.

In the next scene, all the members of the Warioware crew were seen to be getting on a bus near Monash university. In the Warioware games, Dribble is the taxi driver and so I was expecting him to be driving the bus. Rather, it was 18-Volt who drove the bus and the reason was because he knew the area, his appearance was his cutscene cartoon style from Game & Wario. Weirdly, the driver’s area was on the left side of the bus. I got on and since it was a bench seat as well, 18-Volt subtly prompted for me to sit next to him. The next part was bizarre, the bus felt like it was moving forwards but in actual fact, it drove backwards; not in a reversing way but rather at full speed.

The dream then went to another scene, I was by myself again. The teacher’s aid Mrs K, my old friend JSa and I were in the Monash Civic Centre. I could tell in this dream that Mrs K was putting a forced effort into being nice to me as I was the only one that could truly help JSa in this upcoming situation. Apparently JSa and I had sat an assessment for our English subject in high school and it was now time for us to ask one of the teachers for the answers.

For the possible candidates, I thought it was Ms L or two other teachers but I have forgotten who they were; they were possibilities as they were the year 12 english teachers. I was surprised though when Mrs K told me that it wasn’t any of them; rather, we had to find Mr McP for the answers. He was an english teacher but not a year 12 english teacher. As soon as I got the information, I went with JSa outside and we started looking for Mr McP.

For some reason I was by myself again, JSa had gone. Being outside, I started to call for 18-Volt but I have forgotten the reason as to why I was calling him this time. I remember clearly yelling “18-Volt!”. With no response after a few tries, I actually yelled out, “The Novotel!”, declaring that I was in front of the Novotel, for him to come there. He walked into the scene from the direction of The Glen but then he didn’t stop and rather walked past me.

Panicking, I yelled “18-Volt!” in a tone of disbelief as I ran after him. He still kept walking and so I had to pick up my speed while yelling at him to stop. I caught up to him right at the back doorstep of the civic centre. Still, he didn’t stop and so I actually had to grab him and pull him to a halt. Once he had finally come to a stop, I walked around to be in front of him. Once again, he was in his Game & Wario cutscene appearance. I went in and hugged him but I realised there was a problem and said to myself “this isn’t right”; he was too short, in-fact he was shorter than me. The dream listened and stretched him upwards, but this time it wasn’t scary. Rather, he now looked his correct proportions and even put his arms loosely around me.

Then he went into the civic centre and surprisingly, he went to grab JSa. I realised that he was going to help us find Mr McP. 18-Volt effortlessly lifted and placed the small-build JSa in-between his arm and his breast to carry her. Then he did the same to me, scooping me up and shoving me against him as much as he could. Keeping his Game & Wario cutscene appearance, 18-Volt kept his wide and happy grin as he carried me and JSa like two light-weight teddy bears to our next location. I can’t remember anything else about this dream.



Dream No. 588
Dream Guide: 18-Volt
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: MON 29 APR - 2019



Dream No. 587 - Money Multiplying Madness
Nightmare!

It was night time and I was driving around the area of Dandenong; I somehow met my brother there. We approached a fenced area and came across an old Asian man that gave us two $50 notes. Once I left the fenced area, I found two $5 notes as well; my brother asked me if we should give those back. At first we didn’t need to but after some hesitation, I thought we would go and give the $5 ones back.

We arrived back at the fenced area to find the man but were met with a very nasty surprise. Cortex was violently chasing Crash and Coco but we ended up being chased as well and now, Cortex was particularly after me. At one point, I managed to hit him, repelling him slightly, but he would always catch up and be even worse than he was before. After a while of chasing, the dream moved scenes.

It was still pitch black at night but I was now by myself in the study room of my house. I still had the money in my hands but something felt off. I could actually feel the money in my hands but rather being fascinated by this, I was rather concerned and actually freaked out. I decided that I would try to find 18-Volt and ask him if he could give some insight as to what was going on. I went past the front room and heard my mum snoring in there. At the same time, I tried calling for 18-Volt but my voice was very restricted.

I walked into my parents’ bedroom and I actually see him sleeping in their bed. I tried to stay as quiet as possible as I slowly lifted the blankets and then got in under them to cuddle up next to 18-Volt. At first, as I lay down on top of 18-Volt, he felt like a teddy bear and I was starting to relax; but this feeling didn’t last long. I actually felt his body start to morph in an unusual way and this made me get alarmed. I quickly threw off the blankets and ran out of the room, slamming the door, thinking I had avoided the disaster to come; oh how I was wrong…

The door opened again and out came 18-Volt but he was not himself. He was in his realistic Game & Wario appearance but wearing his shorts only and no glasses. The dream had somehow transformed him into a ginormous muscular zombie, having these incomprehensible growls, whose disposition scared the living daylights out of me. What’s worse is that the possessed 18-Volt was actually now coming towards me and it almost felt like he wanted me for dinner.

At the corner of the stairs I am yelling something like “18-Volt! Stop!” but he didn’t seem to take notice. I now I had no other option but to defend myself. I attempted to push him down the stairs but he would not budge at all. Then out of frustration, I yelled, “Change to an accurate appearance!”. After squealing three times, I woke up from fright.



Dream No. 587
Dream Guide: 18-Volt...?
Lucid?: No

Date of Dream: SUN 28 APR - 2019



Dream No. 586 - The Demanding Customer

I don’t remember much about this dream. From where I do remember, I was working in this store called Sussan but it didn’t seem to resemble any Sussan stores in real life. The manager there was one of the friendliest that ever existed and my friends JO and JH were also working there as well. The stock of clothes being sold also seemed to be once again higher quality and fancier than in real life.

After the lady had told us what to do, there were customers that walked in that were demanding ridiculous things from me. I didn’t know how to satisfy the customer’s want and so I actually didn’t do anything; I knew that the lady would understand and she would actually deal with the customer when she got back. That’s all I can remember about this dream.



Dream No. 586
Dream Guide: None
Lucid?: No