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Non lucid false awakening. My ass feels wet so I get out of bed. Glenn from works walks in the bathroom and laughs. He tells me I shit my pants. I take off my underwear and see I'm drenched wet with spatters of brown. I think I must have horrible diarrhea. I wake up on my left side. My ass was out of the covers and got cold.

#182 - DEILD - 5:26AM - 2 of 4

The alarm goes off and my wife hits snooze.

I hold still and concentrate on awareness. I feel someone stroking my hair next to me. I think it is my mom. The TV is on. I hear my dad on my right. I feel like a little child again. I am trying to get lucid. My left leg twitches and my mom laughs at me. She says something about me falling asleep. My dad just grunts a "huh". I twitch again letting my body do its natural falling asleep. I am aware. This time both legs twitch. My mom giggles. My mom? What the hell?

I realize I am deeper that I thought and get out of bed. I go straight outside out the font door. It is chilly and I feel like I am just in my underwear. The wind picks up. I feel it swirl around me then lift me. I am suddenly sucked off the porch and land in the yard. When I roll over to my back I see the porch light has become super bright. The intense yellow hurts my eyes and I advert my gaze so that I don't become lost in it.

I wonder around in the yard a bit, looking at the grass, feeling it and stabilizing. I see many stars but for some reason looking up is difficult. It's like my head wouldn't move up and my eyes kept darting back and forth. I wanted to focus on a star and fly there but I just couldn't hold it still.

Then I remember my original task and proudly proclaim, "I'm the doctor!" I left the TARDIS right around the side of the house. I fully believe myself as I walk around. I can see my back yard and a street light and BAM! A dark silhouette of something like a tall box. Not quite what I had imagined in my MILD attempt earlier but it'll do. I run up to it and when I get next to it, I see its about half my height. It's dark but I can see the police call box sign and the blue doors. NO! Not good enough I reach inside it and pull it apart. It stretches out and becomes big enough to step into. Ah but its just a dark box! I am a little irritated that it's not bigger on the inside with that sweet center console but I'm just glad I finally found it. I decide not to close the door and just imagine that its going to work anyway. I see the scene outside morph and change. It looks snowy for a second then darkness. Then someplace bright and sunny, Then I am flying. I see treetops and stars. Then it gets all wobbly. I can't seem to control it so I decide to bail. I jump out and find myself face down in the grass. There is darkness and confusion.

I am back in bed. I get up and try to open my eye but I feel like I open my real eyes.

The snooze alarm goes off.

Lucid again this night! Go to bed a little after 12 and wake up sometime between 420 and 440 . It felt right to try wild but nothing came to fruition so I tried SSILD a few times eventually going to the bathroom as my stomach was bothering me helped again! First dream is a Harrier aircraft having trouble landing but taking its time something flew by that threw it off and it landed a little too hard may have caused some damage. The pilot said that sometimes that happens. She writes down a website where I can look at a video of the same thing happening something like New Brunswick .com? It gives me the idea that it must be an Air Force Base website.

Later some reference to 9.9 or 10 inches and image of a blonde girl biting off a bit of a chocolate covered banana on a stand sitting on a table. I believe this was induced by the Hebrew National Hot Dog commercial that my wife pointed out before we went to bed. She said it looked ugly and she rewinded it and showed it to me in real life. Not sure what she meant by ugly maybe the face the girl makes but I wonder if she means that it had kind of a sexual connotation and that made it ugly. Around 12 something when I was first going to sleep with what seem like the first 30 seconds or so 2 images popped up in my mind fairly vivid. Forgot now I think I was too tired to write it down but one was like a young blondish brown haired girl that looked kind of proper her hair put up in a bun like some Amish girls might do and sitting in a typical portrait pose for a picture. Kind of a homely girl(not very attractive) without a real youthful appearance-hard to describe.

Later dream..Started as false awakening? Vague memory of getting up and going downstairs to this scene:

There are a variety of birds in my back yard all different kinds medium or normal size, small birds and some a little bigger like the variety I do see in real life in the back. But it is odd to see them all together as one will usually scare off another although not always but never this many different birds all together. 1 pigeon with a feather-crown like seen on a recent news story IRL walked through the group of birds and I was thinking that that he would scare away the other birds but no they just kinda parted a little bit as he passes through walking along the ground . I think it might have been my son saying that they look like a big group of friends that probably hang out together all the time. My son is sitting on the floor looking through our screen door at all these birds I am standing just to the right of him also looking out. Y is standing to the left of him looking out. Mother in law is sitting at the table mostly just
looking at us, C and girl Friday are in the room also. At some point the sliding screen door is open and I say we have to be careful don't let the birds in and some of the birds start coming near the screen and I begin to imagine (just like I would in real life that the bird could start flying around the house and flying up stairs and how would we get him out. In real life I often play out scenarios of what could happen as my mind goes off on a tangent.) Girl Friday approaches me and is asking questions maybe something like Hey could you..or do you like it when I.. She begins to press her cheek against mine well she stands behind me caressing her body against mine. I can feel her skin and hear her voice so vividly. I turn my cheek into her cheek we begin to kiss open mouth with tongues clashing feverishly. This is when I realize that it is a dream. Just before this I could feel the others looking at girl Fridays interaction with me
and kind of wondering what she is doing. And whether it is appropriate. We continue to kiss and I think of my physical body sleeping back there somewhere avoiding focusing too much on exactly where or focusing on the body too much. Excited I decide to fly up and away to a more exciting location and I think no wait I want to grab girl Fridays hand and bring her with me but I don't I think it worked so I'm flying through fairly plain scape and I reach my cheek back like I did before try to start kissing again what is like I'm kissing the air she is gone I left her behind. So I continue flying on some brief images flash by and I continue on and towards a white scape that have some grids in it not perfect grids but it formed like six to nine sections closest to squares but not perfectly drawn. I wake up lying in bed grinning from ear to ear lay there for a little while reflecting on the dream my wife turns over and notices how large my member is (and
remarks about it later as getting ready for work) and then I get up having to urinate really badly.

#181 - MILD - 4:05AM - 1 of 4

I forgot the first part of this. It seems to be a very low level lucid. I forgot my lucid task - pretend I'm The Doctor and walk to the TARDIS... but the red converse came to mind.

I am with my parents in some clothing store already lucid. I wonder off on my own looking for something I might like. I don't really think to do anything awesome but go lucid clothes shopping! I find it hard to see what I am looking at. There are clothes rack with shirts and jackets but it's all blurry. I make some comment on this.

I find a little hidey spot in the racks and think I could have sex wife my wife here but quickly dismiss the idea when I look up and see a camera. Then I wonder off some more and see a wall full of red converse. I remember wanting to do some task about The Doctor.

I try to DEILD and go into vibrations but I can't seem to go much deeper. Every time I try to transition I end up moving my physical body. I eventually give up and go to the bathroom.

Before my WBTB I had a non lucid about being in college again. I was lost and late but all the classes were empty anyway. I saw my old English teacher from high school. I had to take some strange abstract test. We all sit in an empty gym with our tests while being distracted by a funny BBC TV show called 'Just For Fun'. There were bleachers pushed back to the wall and Mr. Bean was sitting on top staring at the TV like some crazy psycho killer.

I googled Just for Fun tv Show. It's a Canadian children's game show television series which aired on CBC Television from 1975 to 1976. BBC... CBC... Close

Thursday 5/16/13

Last night bed at 9:40pm - 6:40 am

Lots of dreams.

DR. I'm at home in NZ. My parents are arrainging marriage. They are giving me to the son of a inkeeper in A. I don't want to. But they are some kind of a mafia or something. Even my brother guards me with a shotgun, so I don't run away.

DR. A neighbor enters while we at the table eating. I ask him if he grabbed my keys last time he was there. He sais no, I have my own. I'm telling him it's not ok, to give me the key. He sais he made it himself so it's his. His wife is telling him to give me the key. He is so sad.

DR. My mom is hiding some secret in a folded up yellow cloth. When I unwrap it, bunch of beads fall out.

Took a nap 9-9:30

DILD and DEILD

Don't remember how I got lucid. But the whole thing was very foggy.

In first one - I'm walking around with my old classmate Renata Sz. It's bright and I'm clapping in excitement and to remind myself that I'm dreaming. I'm thinking I'm gonna make it last this time.

I pushed my head back for a headrush and got up from my body, but it was so hard. I remember thinking I may have not separated yet. I also see some HH video but decide to wait for the black void. I only get the 2D void, so I enter by pushing my head back.

Second one - I remembered I wanted to connect to my spiritual guide. There are some people and I ask them if they have seen him. One guy with backpack starts going around a parked car as I follow him.

Then an idea of sx pops in and that's the end of spiritual exploration.

At the beginning of the dream I was in room that closely resembled my bedroom but instead of my bed there was a giant sofa that faced my TV. I was sat playing video games with Rosa (my dads girlfriends daughter) and I found in a bit strange because I didn't think she'd be all that interested in video games. Suddenly a load of family members came over with plates of food and all sat downstairs around the table. They kept telling me to come downstairs and join them but I didn't want to.
I checked the clock. It was 2pm but outside it was dark. It was at this point I knew it had to be a dream. I headed over to the nearest window and climbed out. Outside it didn't look like my street or garden. To be honest I can't really remember what it looked like outside but I jumped into the air and started flying. The best part of it was I could just fly. I didn't have to use my usual technique of firing out energy from my hands to keep me in the air. It was so easy. Soon the environment changed and I was in what kind of looked like a warehouse so I had loads of different obstacles to avoid or use to my advantage.

I realised that I couldn't really feel any sensation. This has always been a problem with flying. I don't really feel anything. I remembered what I had been doing in my visualization practice and tried to think of anything in my waking life I could relate to flying. The only thing I could think of was rollarcoasters so I kept flying up and down fast to recreate that feeling. The sensation of cold air blowing against you as you move, the weird feeling in your stomach, the adrenaline. Soon I was flying around and was able to experience all the sensations fully.

When I got a bit bored I landed on the ground and remembered I wanted to try and visit my great grandma bunny who died when I was about 3 or 4. I walked through the nearest door and she was stood behind a desk looking at a monitor. I said hi to her and she said hi back. My granddad was there too and he was crying because my great grandma was his mother and he seemed surprised and happy to see her. I asked her if she remembered me and she did. She told me to say hi to Wendy and Caroline (my aunt and my mum) and that she remembered looking after my mum when she hurt her hand or something like that.
I think at this point I either slipped into non-lucid or I woke up.

Ok deci eram in curtea scolii cu mai multi copii de la mine din clasa:Diana (creca si Roxana) si era iarba si soare si cald afara (eram pe iarba)(noi fugeam si radeam) si dintr-o data am fugit de o albina mai mare(avea un nume ciudat,nu era albina) si tot fugeam si pana la urma m-a muscat albina aia si apoi m-am cautat pe tot corpul si am gasito in partea dreapta de jos a spatelui meu si albina inca era infipta in mine (eu nu stiu de ce eram in pijamalele mele roz) si am luat-o rapid si am aruncato dar pe bluza de la pijama eram patata cu sange apoi Diana s-a oprit si sa uitat la mine apoi am fugit rapid in scoala(scoala era diferita) si am urcat niste scari (scoala era decorata cu lemn maro deschis si inchis) si acolo era doamna diriginta lucrand la ceva (pentru biologie) si langa ea mai era o femeie cu parul scurt si cret de vreo 30 si ceva de ani .I-am aratat intepatura si ea a spus nepasatoare: Ee e doar o muscatura de albina(numele ciudat) dar apoi a spus si daca are ceva mai grav adica boala (nu-mi mai amintesc ce boala a zis,parca era ceva cu S,era un nume cam lung) iar apoi a spus ca o sa am halucinatii,iar eu nu am crezuto.(in timp ce stateam razamata de o bara cu doamna diriginta) apoi am vazut un scorpion pe jos si am strigat AAAA si ea a intrebat : CE E? si eu am zis: SCORPIONU PE JOS! apoi ea a zis: Astea sunt doar halucinatiile.Eu m-am speriat si nu stiu cum inloc de doamna diriginta a aparut mama ingrijoarata si nu stiu ce vorbeam si apoi a disparut iar eu strigam dupa ea: Mami! Mami unde esti??! Apoi am fost intrun bloc(intotdeauna visez scara asta de bloc) Si tot strigam si o cautam si pana la urma m-a trezit soramea(in vis) si mi-a spus Ana! Nu mai striga! Si eram ceva de genul: Scuze si m-am dus la bunica si am vazuto apoi am zis: Daca mai strig trezestema..Apoi tot ce imi mai amintesc e ca am facut din nou chestia aia si iar m-a trezit .

fragment: work related on data issues and requirements clarifications

Memo to my mind: we do not get paid overtime for dreams, cut this line of dreaming out, unless it has some worthwhile ideas - brainstorming in dreams is ok, but this dream was boring and nonproductive.

Thursday Morning 16th May 2013

I decided to use the Wake Back To Bed technique as that was how i achieved my previous Lucid Dream, and suits my schedule at the moment.

I can't remember exactly what it was i noticed to know i was in the dream, but it was a struggle to stop myself slipping back out. I kept saying 'This is a dream,' followed by rubbing my hands, and it was still fuzzy. I then said,

"Improve dream quality" (which i'd seen somewhere else)

After that demand the quality was incredible, so good i almost thought id woken up again, thanks to a quick reality check i knew i hadn't.

I had arrived in a busy market square on a lovely sunny day, the detail and colour was amazing! I decided to start again by practicing my flying, again like Sunfire (see previous entry.) My skills had improved a little, but i thought i'd try something different. I'd read flapping is quite effective, it didn't feel as cool but it worked so hey!

The next scene i remember i was in a Bank, somewhere in the market square. I was looking around when suddenly i remembered the Task Of The Month. I thought my best friend Jamie would be most appropriate for the 'Prank A DC' task. So i thought of him, turned around and there he was bless him.
When he wasn't looking i bent down and started tying his laces together. Unfortunately he spotted me and said,

"Stop that!"

I thought i might as well test my powers to force the issue. Still crouching down, with my left hand i used my mind to hold him slightly off the ground but completely still, with my right hand i used my mind to tie both his laces together with just movements of the fingers. I put him back down but he was being stubborn and refusing to move! I signaled to some guy behind him to just give him a push. He obliged, with Jamie tripping over himself and face-planting the floor.

As funny as it was, i'm not gonna count that abysmal attempt, need to think of something smarter next time!

After that i took a wonder outside, it was night time now, a nice clear night. Outside there was a big wooden table, with a parasol, like the ones in a pub beer garden. There where two girls stood there doing a BBQ. They had sausages on sticks, the stick was going right through the sausage like a kebab. For some reason they were holding the sausages over the BBQ until they caught a purpley/yellow fire, then eating them.

I approached the girls and asked them,

"Can i show you something?"

They agreed. I took one of the sausages on a stick which was still on fire. I held it upright infront of my face, pointing towards the sky.

I knew what i wanted to do but didn't know if i could pull it off as a novice.

I then flicked the bottom of the sausage as hard as i could, off the stick. It went flying miles into the night sky, a trail of small yellow flames behind it. As the sausage was going out of sight, i expanded my hand, all five fingers as wide as i could, the sausage exploded into a huge purple and gold firework lighting the dark, followed by a loud bang, BEAUTIFUL!

They were very impressed, as was i! The next thing i remember it was daytime again, still sitting round this table.

A guy called Lee came out, who i'm friends with in real life. Turns out the girls i tried to impress were already taken! It was apparent the trouble was just between me and Lee. He stood up and tried to shove the table at me,

(Baring in mind the size of it, a human probably couldn't even move it in real life.)

I was quite angry at that point and i flipped. I stood up and put all my effort into shoving the big old table back at him (as if i was pushing a broken down car.) It took a lot of force to get the movement started but i built up speed and ran the table, with him sat on the other side, right across the road! I tried to ram it into a wall but he managed to jump off and run away.

I tried to chase him round some housing estate but he disappeared pretty quick. I spent a bit of time practicing my flying whilst looking over the gardens, but to no avail.

I tried to wander back towards the previous scene but this is where i lost my lucidity.

I was so happy with my second Lucid Dream particularly the firework bit, that bit was really a incredible moment!

Thank you for reading, feedback appreciated.

Dream recall from today's nap. Counting this as one lucid since i am not even sure if i briefly woke up actually for DEILD attempt between them or i was trying to DEILD from FA...
All short, but it's some kind of progress on getting back to longer lucid dreams anyways i guess.

I wake up in my bed, take off headphones, still hear binaural beats, i get up and rub hands, dream fades out.
I am again in my bed, i take off headphones realizing dream again, but as i go to window view zooms in and dream fades out.
I am in my bed again and i feel that i am dreaming, i try to get up but dream fades out.
I get up from the bed and i am standing in the room. I take off headphones and can still barely hear binaural beats, i go to balcony door while rubbing hands but dream fades out.
Again in the bed, and already feel the dream, i get up but dream fades out.
In the bed, take off headphones, lucid, get up and rub hands, go to balcony door, fade out.

1-16-2011 -- Will try to remember more of start if I can. First part I can remember at the moment is that I am with the 10th Doctor, and we're on a highway in England. Drivers have been getting killed, and we're trying to figure out how and why and what is happening. We've just come across one woman who looks like Margaret Thatcher, and she's dying, not dead yet, but she is in the last few seconds. The Doctor sees a slight white spot on her face, almost like the red dot of a laser sight, and suddenly she is dead.

We're almost following a sort of list of the people who are going to die. We've been told ahead of time, but we can't really do anything about it. We just know who, right in their last few seconds. We continue on, splitting up a bit. I suddenly find myself near another woman who is dying, and I am trying to position myself so that I can attempt to block the little white dot, yet I don't want it to get me, either. This time the woman is dying, but it is a very slow process. I'm trying to think of any way to help her or save her, but nothing comes to mind.

She is just laying there, having a slightly hard time breathing, barely able to mutter anything, getting closer and closer to death. It takes her about 15 minutes to die, with nothing happening the entire time, except her laboured breathing. Then she finally passes, and I gently close her eyes. In the back of my mind, I'm thinking that this episode has now officially been padded to make it a two-parter, because 15 minutes of watching a person barely breath while nothing happens is very boring television.

The Doctor and I continue on, and we've soon moved into a sort of a wilderness area. The Doctor has been talking to some people, and somehow teleports away to another place, saying he'll be back, and asking us to see what we can find here. I find myself looking at some scruffy guys standing around talking, and one of them is using the Doctor's sonic screwdriver. I know I also have my own version of the sonic screwdriver, but I don't know any of these people, and I don't think they trust me much, even though I came with the Doctor.

The guy who seems to be in charge of things says to follow him, and starts walking down the path. He seems to think we might be followed or something, so he is doing things like randomly change directions, or double back on his own path, or loop around in odd patterns, but since the area is a wide-open meadow, I don't get why. Anybody watching could see everything he does, anyway. But we all follow the same odd path, and I'm telling myself unlikely as it seems, there might be something I can't see which causes him to act this way.

He leads us for a bit, and eventually we come to what seems to be an old, beat up, abandoned computer lab. There are maybe 20 or 30 tables with twice as many computers sat on them. The cases have been torn open, they are being salvaged for parts, and there is no electricity in this place, anyway. The guy starts messing with some of the wires in one of the computers, and is talking about what a great engineer he is, and he manages to make a small bit of land (perhaps about an acre) tear out of the ground and float maybe 50 feet into the air for a couple of seconds before it drops back down. But that's all he can do with it.

A second group calls out that they have managed to do the same thing, and proudly cause another small bit of land to rise for a few seconds. But again, they cannot make anything else happen. I ask "What if you both concentrate on the same plot at the same time? Maybe either the concentration of power or the conflict of the two separate forces will change something?" The engineer dude that has been in charge points me at another of the cases, and urges me to tear in and try my idea. "Um ... I'm afraid I'm more of a software guy, myself," I tell him. "I know nothing of wiring and engineering." He's utterly disgusted with me, and writes me off as a total loss.

So we've been here for a little while, and he suddenly asks where some girl is, just as she walks into the area. As she enters she has a different name (that I can't remember) than she does later in the dream. Something about the timing of wondering about her right as she shows up worries me, but I ignore it.

The guy pulls out a map, and begins to lead us on a path to the east. We're walking along, and somehow I now have the map, and we're following the others, but I'm getting a little bit behind. As I do, the girl glances at the map, and glances around the area, and asks "What's missing?" I look, and can't see anything missing. She asks again "What's missing?" like it is a vitally important question, so I start looking around. To the south, I see vaguely medieval looking buildings. I compare them to the map, and the rough forms match up with the map pretty well. Further east, where the others have continued on, goes off the end of the map, but nothing is missing, it is just off the scope of the area the map covers. Then I look to the north.

There is a bit of a fenced in area, where it is hard to see what is inside, but when I look on the map, it doesn't show anything there. That's what's missing. We find a gap in the fence, and push our way through. I find myself looking at a very small and very rickety corkscrew roller coaster. It's like a kids version of a coaster, with a smaller coaster train that only little kids could fit into, and at the highest points, it doesn't get more than 20 or 25 feet in the air. And yet it is a real corkscrew coaster, with three or four inversions visible around the place. And it is very old and half off the tracks, and very broken down.

As I try to walk through the area, I see the corkscrew track is interwoven with some kind of flying mouse ride of about the same scale, with individual cars rather than trains on the track. Somehow these things are still running, but very slowly. I am trying to walk through the area, while dodging the vehicles. With the flying mouse, it is easy, but the corkscrew trains are much harder, and the space is so limited. At one point I misjudge things, and get hit by one of the corkscrew trains, but it is running so slowly and weakly, that nothing happens except it causes the train to stop.

There doesn't seem to be anything else to discover in this small section, so the girl and I head a little further north, ducking out of this wooden-fenced area, and then finding a way to enter the next fenced area, which is surrounded by the easy to see through chain link fence. As we're looking in, we find ourselves looking at what seems to be a carnival set-up. The kinds of rides you carry on the back of a truck, small booths to sell cotton candy and the like, carnival stuff. The girl is really excited, and goes running inside. I follow just slightly slower, and lose sight of her.

Unfortunately, I only get a few yards in, when a gang of toughs start to show themselves. They are quietly ranting and raving about how bad their universe is, how everything is falling apart, and how the world is coming to an end. And they are very firm about the fact that it is all Michael Eisner's fault, with what he did to Disney. And since he's an American, and I'm an American, they are going to take it out on me. They advance on me, and I'm trying to back away, but they've got me surrounded. They are trying to stick me with needles and drug me, and I feel the pricks as they succeed.

I'm desperately trying to get away, and manage to stumble back out of the section, but they keep following me, and I am getting more and more dizzy, and am starting to fall to the ground. The girl is back, but the others are ignoring her, and she is just standing over me, leering. I start calling out for her help, just calling her name a few times, but she does nothing but grin at me. I'm just crying out "Pepper ... Pepper ... Pepper ...." as I pass out ... and wake up.

12-11-2010 -- [Warning, very slight sex, hopefully handled in such a way to be no worse than a PG-13 rating] I am driving on a narrow, crowded carnival midway, approaching a midway version of Knott's Parachute Jump mounted on the back of a truck. I am driving very fast, and realize I have no way to stop a car in the space remaining without killing somebody or crashing, so I mentally transform the car into a motorcycle, and send it into a tremendous skid, squealing the tires and coming to a stop well less than a foot from the short line for the ride, causing the people to gasp in fright.

The ride, itself, is a single parachute unit, with the exact cage used to hold people from Knott's Berry Farm. There is no Sky Cabin, just a tower raised on the truck to the same height as the real parachute jump. The bad guy shoves the girl I am trying to rescue into the cage, and starts the ride, and they quickly begin to rise. I grab a short canvas strap hanging from the underside of the cage and rise into the sky after them, trying to climb the strap and make it into the cage.

By the time we get far into the sky, I succeed, and I'm so angry at the crook who is trying to torture the girl (who I think is Juliet from Psych) that I give him a tremendous kick to the head and decapitate him. The parachute opens up, and we drift back down to the ground, where I toss out his now lifeless body.

I head off, and more Psych people are showing up in the dream, though they are not part of the Santa Barbara PD, but instead work for the FBI. I know a couple of the agents have gone rogue, and I am trying to figure out which ones. I decide to hide in a bathroom stall, hoping to overhear something. I enter a stall, drop my pants, and sit down, so things will look proper if somebody checks under the stall door, then I wait. Oddly, it seems to be a unisex restroom, because there are some women coming in to use some of the stalls around me.

As I am sitting there, the partitions of the stalls keep changing and getting shorter. Soon you can see the heads and torsos of the people in the other stalls, though the partitions are still enough to hide the bottom half of people. There is an attractive woman in the stall next to me who for some reason decides to remove her sweater. She is wearing nothing underneath, and has a very attractive bosom. As I am admiring it, she changes to Juliet, and she leans over and rests her head on my shoulder (both of us still sitting on our separate toilets) and I do a little slight exploring of that nice chest, while she groans appreciatively.

The reason I am here is to try and spy on Lassiter, who I think is the traitor, and eventually he has come through and revealed a little bit of the plan, so we're now on the move, skulking after him, trying to learn more. I am thinking how it would be nice to have a TARDIS, and thinking that I ought to find and borrow the Doctor's, take it for however many years I want to use it, then return it just seconds after I have taken it, so that my use of it does not interfere with the Doctor's using it.

I think that I will program it, while I have it, so that it will come to me where and when I first got it, so that I don't have to go looking for it, forming a time paradox (much like Harry and Hermione did in one of the fan fics I read which gave them a headache trying to figure out how they got it in the first place), and thinking of doing it is enough to cause the paradox, so that now I do have a TARDIS to use. I find myself thinking how cool it would be to do a Five Doctors kind of story, interacting with several Doctors, but remembering I will have to make sure our TARDISes never come together.

Anyway, we have trapped a perp in a hotel room, and we're approaching and ready to bust in. The guy we're chasing is a combination of Reid from Criminal Minds and Johnny Depp, and as we break into his apartment, and the others move into the bedroom to catch him, in the living room I spot Spuds McKenzie laying on his back in front of the TV chugging a beer, which is really weird. I warn him to stay out of things, and he can barely focus on me, and gives a drunk bark, and I figure he's too drunk to be a problem. Odd thing for a dog.

We caught Reid, and soon I am with somebody driving down a very narrow alley, with other vehicles parked in it, and I am worried that somebody will suddenly pop out of a space and cause an accident, but thankfully nobody does. I'm carrying four or five books. I think one is the Doctor's 500 year journal, and another is a Marvel Masterworks (X-Men, I think, but I'm not sure), plus a couple of other things.

Somewhere there is a scene standing outside of a TARDIS, talking with the Doctor. I knock out Juliet for her protection, and teleport her into the TARDIS, while two different K-9s displaced in time are talking to one another. Don't quite know where or how this fits into the story, but the scene was there.

We're now being chased by Lassiter, and I think we've accomplished most of what we needed to accomplish, so I'm trying to figure out how to make my getaway. I run into a small wooded area, and find a small hole in the ground, right underneath the edge of a sidewalk. I am thinking it is the entrance to a huge cave like Mammoth, even though the hole is so small that most people wouldn't think you could fit through it.

I'm thinking about trying to slither through it when water comes bubbling up to within a few inches of the top of the small pit the hole is located in. I look at a drain a few feet away, and I can see water rising in the drain, then vanishing again and bubbling up in the pit, kind of like a double sink can do in odd ways when the drainage pipe is blocked. The second time the water backs up in the pit, I realize it could overflow, and my books are on the ground right around it, so I head over to pick them up.

As soon as I think of it, the water does overflow, and catches a couple of the books, ruining them. I decide on the spur of the moment that the ruined 500 year journal was only a copy I'd made, and as soon as I think it, it is so. I leave the ruined book, since it is now a copy, and the original is safe in my possession. I know Lassiter will find the book, and be convinced I was drowned in the cave, and therefore will no longer be chasing me, and I wander off.

[This dream was not lucid, I never realized I was dreaming. But I was incredibly powerful in this dream, because all I had to do was think of things to change things, like the journal being a copy, the car turning into a motorcycle, or more or less using a mental paradox to create a TARDIS. Very cool dream.]

I remember someone looking at my shoes. (had terrible recall because someone was banging on the mo freaking door this morning).

Fragment:Gay

One of my good friends (he is a guy) and I were in some sort of cafeteria, maybe my old high school cafeteria? Not quite sure though. My friend then said to me " You know I never really found you that attractive, but now I do". I don't remember what my response was but I can imagine what it would be. End of dream

(WILD)I entered the lucid dream when I could see through my eyelids, I instantly jumped out of my bed, I opened my curtains and marveled at how wrong my mind recreated my window, its all skinny now but in waking life it is big. Suddenly I shoot back into my body and my sister is shaking me try to wake me up but I can't move but I mumble to her that I'm just paralyzed for a bit and to hold on, but then I think how could she have gotten into my room when it was locked, so I shoot back into lucid and get up and she is gone, I walk out of my door and run through the kitchen and go outside, I don't know why i didn't try to change scenes, i just know that I was intrigued at how well it all looked yet things were different. I saw my neighbors through the window and they looked different (damn woke up because certain people insist upon stomping around the house with all the force they can muster up)

(WILD) I realize I entered a lucid dream when suddenly I could see through my eyelids, I quickly decided to make a scene, I make the circus circus hotel in Vegas for some reason, I guess because I was reading about it before hand. I am walking through the casino lobby floor, and the security and the guests are all giving me weird looks, they're all staring at me and the security guards begin to advance towards me so I make hand movements at them and make them fly into the air into a wall, then I go to the front of the casino and see that the stairs that are there are burned down in construction, and their is a random trampoline there i briefly think that I didn't construct this scene very well (I lose control of the lucid and fade into non lucid dreaming) I go on the trampoline and jump with a man and a woman in business suits.