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I tumble out of a portal on to the back of a black horse. Raven is riding next to me, riding a white horse. We are running across a desert. Mosh on a green horse, Tigress on an orange, and Pablo on a red, all riding. Roland, and some of the other characters who's names I can't remember are riding with us, too. We are being hunted by giant zombie wolves, the size of horses. These must be the Wolves of the Calla. I hear the wolves speaking to me in my mind, like humans, saying disgusting things. I repel their psychic attacks. We turn, and blast the wolves with our revolvers and crossbow. We pick a few off, but there are a dozen, and gaining on us. I try to summon my dream shields, but I can't. Raven tells me we are not in a dream, this is a real life in another dimension. Our powers are limited. We might die, and if we do, we leave this dimension, and come back at a later time. But, she's talking to me telepathically... okay, we have some powers. And our accuracy is eagle-eye.
(to be cont'd)

04/06/13

Tower in the Sky
I use my hypnotic program to enter into a WILD… I am in a green field of grass lying on a blanket relaxing. I open my eyes and look up at the blue sky. There are weird energy pulses obscuring my view of the sky. I sit up and look around only to see I am surrounded by Templars. I give out a tired groan, getting really sick of entering my dreams only to find Templars lately. I tell one of the Templars closest to me that I am going to count to 10 and then drop an immortal fire just in case he and his friends want to bug out. 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… I get interrupted by the Templar saying they will stop bothering me if I return the orb I took. I ignore that. 6… 7… 8… 9… I notice a couple of the Templars disappear, but most of them do not. The energy waves coming off of them actually seem to get stronger. 10. I use the immortal fire spell, sending a wall of fire out from my position, incinerating the Templars in its path. It wasn't one of my stronger ones, but it has done the job. I open a portal to the moon to meet up with Nomad. On the other side of the portal we are near the healing springs. I notice that Winter is relaxing in the water. She looks like she is asleep. Nomad is there with her, holding her. I feel briefly lonely until I feel someone put his arms around me. That makes me feel a lot better. I look and see I am being hugged by Altaïr. I tell Nomad that there is something I have to get out of the Silver Tower before anything happens, as I am not sure what will happen if it gets damaged. Or at least I think there is… He is looking at me strangely. We go into the tower on the moon, to the main control center. There is a display on the screen of a space station. That is where I need to go. I think I really have no idea where to look… but then I see it. On a part of the station that looks like a radar dish there is a glowing orb. I think the orb looks a lot like one I took from the Templars in an earlier dream… except this orb is green where the other one was blue.

I need to get that. I focus on teleporting outside and near the glowing orb. The teleportation works, and I find I am floating in space with no difficulty breathing. The orb is sealed in there pretty tight. I change my hidden blade to a plasma form and use it to cut through a couple pieces of the casing that holds the orb in place. I wonder if their systems will warn them of the intrusion. No matter. I have the orb. I take the orb from its place and teleport back to the tower on the moon. I show the others what I felt I had to go get. What is it? I don't really know. A piece of Eden like in the Assassin's Creed games? A piece of the wizard's rainbow from the Dark Tower books? Neither? Both? It just seemed important that I get it. Everything fades around me as I wake.
 
Star Wars
I am in bed and I am on fire! I wake suddenly to see I am surrounded by blue flames, but I quickly realize they do not burn me. Something is burning off of me. Parasites? Are there more Templars around? I see Nomad is in the room with me. I ask if he has seen any Templars around. He says they were hiding but he took them out. I find myself feeling pissed off at the Templars. Nomad opens a portal to the moon. On the other side complete chaos has broken out. There is a space station in the sky over the moon tower, and there is fighting going on all around it. Nomad looks around and says the Templars seem really pissed off about something… He summons a huge animal that he gets on… it looks primarily feline, like a saber tooth tiger, but it has huge golden wings. Nomad flies on the animal into the sky and joins the fight. The fight is everywhere. People are fighting on the ground, people are fighting in the air on winged mounts… He is dual wielding swords, big ones, and cutting through enemies as he goes into the sky. Chaos reigns. I see waves of Templars, goblins, orcs, and Assassins. Some of them are fighting on the ground, others in the sky. I form wings, the wings of a giant raven, and fly into the sky to join the fight. I am an Assassin with raven wings.

I am instantly attacked by Templars. Some of them just attack, others of them say I will pay for my interference, he says we will all pay. He attacks me, I shoot him with my crossbow and continue fighting by calling down a bolt of lightning on several Templars coming in behind the one who had been threatening me. The Templars seem determined to destroy everything in their path. I use the song Battery to strike down more Templars. Chaos continues, then the area is filled with a blinding flash of flames. The flames incinerate everything in their path, or at least that's how it seems at first. When the flames clear out I see it really only burned Templars, everyone else has been left untouched. I wonder where the flames came from, I look down at the moon surface and see it has also been mostly untouched. The flames could have burned all the trees and plants in their path but the ground is still lush and green. I fly back to the surface of the moon, looking for Nomad or anyone else I know. Before I can find anyone I wake.
 
The Wolves of the Calla
I am in a dark place, though it looks like dawn is approaching quickly. There are other people there with me, lots of them. Most of the people there are children. And most of the children are twins. I look around and see some familiar faces. Roland is the first I spot. From the Dark Tower books. So I do a quick RC by pinching my nose and I find I am dreaming. I see MoSh in the area, as well as Jake, Susanna, Eddie, and a few other women I don't recognize. All the kids head up a path leading into the desert. I look off to the east. That is where they will be coming from. I know instinctively that the wolves will be coming soon. It is now light enough to see the cloud of dust created by their strange gray horses. Roland says they have come too early… we won't have time to hide the children. He whistles to call the children back, and they immediately double back even though they haven't gone very far. Roland says he hopes the trail left by the four is enough to draw the wolves in. MoSh is with the others down in the trench, but there isn't any room for all of us, so Nomad and I are in the corn across the way, watching for the wolves to come. The first of them arrive just barely after the last child has lied flat in the corn field, it looks like they barely missed seeing them. But some of them must have seen, as a group of them are turning towards the corn fields where the children are hidden. I shoot one in the back with a crossbow using electrically charged bolts. The thing sparks and smokes and falls over. It wasn't as quiet as I had hoped… the others turn and see Nomad and I am hidden in the corn. Nomad transforms into a large feline form with huge claws that rip through the wolves' metallic bodies as easily as he tears through their robes. I form Witchblade into a sword and cut the metallic legs from a robot horse, knocking its rider to the ground. Gunfire is roaring now, and more of the enemies are falling. They seem a bit confused as to where the attacks are coming from. One of them throws a glowing ball at me but I cut it in half before it reaches me.

A sneetch… those things explode when they impact. I see MoSh shoot the head off of one of the enemies as it is about to cut off a woman's head. The woman is safe and ducks back down into the trench only to come back shortly later and throw a couple of the razor sharp plates they are using for weapons. If that was the woman I think it was, then saving her also kept Jake's friend Benny from panicking and coming out of the trench to make himself a target for sneetches. I jump into the air, partially flying, and knock two of the enemies off of their mechanical horses, cutting them in half at the same time. The fight really doesn't take that long. It is loud and quick, I see Roland take out one of the last enemies and the horse that enemy rode in on. Everything has mostly quieted down before I wake.

Me and my friends were standing outside of the school on a bright non-cloudy day. We were talking about Minecraft mods and then my friend said there was a "knife mod" for Minecraft PC. So then all of a sudden my friend chases me with an arrow in his hand. But for some reason, I knew he was gonna try to stab it in my shoulder. So he was about to jab it in my shoulder but I caught the arrow and whipped it. :P

Raven opens a portal, and we fly to the Moon. When we get there, we are somehow in her spaceship. She lands it on the Moon, and we meet MoSh, Tigress, and Pablo.
They say they want to attack the Templars' Silver Tower. We teleport to the Moon Tower, and meet around a table shaped like a pentagon. I show them the Silver Tower on the astral and dream planes, a space station orbiting around Urth, with psychic warriors sleeping in it, on the astral plane. The Silver Tower, the Illuminati Templars' great astral base.
The five of us fly out of the obsidian Moon Tower, and summon allies to us. scores of dreamers and spirits from the dream plane and parallel universes show instantly appear. I send a message to the Moon Orc king via a war-dove. I howl to the Lunar Wolves to aid us in our battle. Three Armies: The Moon Tribe, the Moon Orcs, Dreamhackers of Russia riding giant beetles, and The Lunar Wolves, gather in the sky above the Moon.
A Templar appears out of a portal with a large war banner flying in an unfelt breeze. "Hail Moon People. I come in peace."
Suddenly, a crossbow bolt is ringing the Templar's helmet, piercing his forehead. He slumps over, dead. Raven chuckles quietly.
I shout, "TO WAR!"
The Moon Tribe, Dream Warriors of Urth and other dimensions, shout, "TO WAR!" as we clang our weapons.
The Moon Orcs, the rebel Dreamhackers of Russia, shout in their guttural voices, "TO WAR!"
The Lunar Wolves howl in rage, and Selene opens a giant portal to the Silver Tower.
For a second, the silvery space station benignly orbits the earth, then its sensors pick us up, and the auto-defenses engage. Lasers. But, too late, the laser guns are being taken out by gunfire from a thousand guns. Templars come pouring out of the Silver Tower, in angelic looking chrome armor, riding white winged horses. Some are armed with swords and shields, others with bows and arrows. "We are justified," they shout.
Raven morphs into Queen of Night, and sends lightning into their metal armor. Mosh morphs into a Naga and spews acid upon the Templars, melting their armor. Tigress becomes a great weretiger barbarian, and rips the Templars apart. Pablo runs among them, a little thief-fox, and steals their weapons, giving them weapons to us.
I morph into a summoner, and summon a bunch of angry goblins. No, these are not dream characters, these are the goblins the Templars had enslaved, pouring out of portals. The ghost of the Goblin King is with them, hell-bent on revenge. There is a dark red flame in his eyes.
The Templars retreat back into the Silver Tower, as the Silver Tower itself morphs into a giant Templar, reeking of demonflesh. I blast the Conch of Pan. A great portal opens in the sky, and I see the face of Gawn, smiling with great glee. "Hello, son. You've haven't called for awhile!"
The Templar pulls back his helmet, to reveal an ugly smashed pig-faced demon with horns. Nevergawn, god of Thisworld, Conqueror of Urth, Lord of the Sky."
Gawn floats down out of the portal, Gawn, The Devil, Gawn, Pan, Gawn, Hanuman, Gawn, Satan, Gawn, the Dream Warrior Master, his black and gold cape fluttering in the space breeze. "Hello, brother," he smirks to Nevergawn.
"Thisworld IS MINE!"
"Yes, the Urth and all that's in it, belong to the Lord, doesn't it?"
Gawn lets fly a thousand sentient daggers at Nevergawn. Nevergawn laughs, and blocks with his shield, but the daggers turn to salt, and eat his shield to rust. Nevergawn summons an army of demons, and Gawn summons The Dream Warrior Corps. We fly at each other, and there is a sonic boom.

I awake in a white void. Where am I? did I die?

"Yes, and no," says the voice of Morpheus, god of dreams. "You will respawn soon."

I am back on the Moon. I see a great battle above the Earth. I armor up, and fly back into battle. I end up fighting one-on-one this strange demon with a face like me.
"How dare you mock me!"
"I simply look like you, for I am evil."
I morph into my demon self, Deathgawn. I rip the demon's head off, and cast it into a portal. I cast its body into another. Suddenly everyone is cheering, and I see the Silver Tower vibrate, then implode, leaving a tiny dimple in the fabric of timespace.
"FREEDOM TO THE PEOPLE OF URTH! FREEDOM TO THE PEOPLE OF URTH! FREEDOM TO THE PEOPLE OF URTH!"

I leap out of bed with a roar, a savage werelion with a necklace of skulls around my neck, wielding two swords. I am on the astral plane I see no Templars around... no... they are fighting in the sky with Moon Orcs. I laugh and open an astral portal to Raven's house. I morph into a black jaguar in the portal, and creep out into the desert outside Raven's house. I hear some kind of snuffling in the bushes. A scent: the reek of goblin. I stalk the goblin, downwind. He is smelling some bushes mumbling something about, "those mean Templars..." I pounce and the goblin shrieks in terror, and tries to clamber away. "Who do you work for? Who do you serve?"
"I.. Not I, I only serve the Goblin King!"
I see a dark mark on his cheek, a brand. The All-Seeing Eye. "What's this?" I demand.
"The ... The Templars came, came through a portal to our world, and enslaved goblins, yes they did. Killed the Goblin King, and all his kin. The Ghost King sat on the Goblin King's throne, and smashed his crown, made the goblin crown into his own bracelet. Oh, he traps souls, The Ghost King! He dips a cross in goblin blood, vile Templar."
I sense Templars around, hiding in the brush. I open a portal and cast the goblin into it. I see some of them have goblins on leashes, like dogs. I sneak up on the Templars, and slit all their throats, then cut the goblins free, and cast them into their goblin world.
Raven has a dome astral defense, orange and pink, like the sunset. I go through and I see there is an evil entity, penetrated somehow by shielding itself in fire. This astral demon is standing over her next to her bed. I blast it with shards of ice, like a thousand daggers. Its fire goes out, and it starts bleeding. It starts to speak. I dump a small waterfall on it, and freeze it in a block of ice. I then summon the Mjolnir, and smash the demon-block into a thousand pieces, and cast the pieces into a thousand portals.
I look at Raven. She has a few astral parasites, but her astral body is generally healthy and safe. She's sleeping. I cast blue flame on the astral parasites, and they burn away.
Raven wakes up. "Hey Nomad! Want to go to the Moon?"
"Yes!"
She stands up, and we hug. "Any Templars around?"
"I assassinated them along the way. They were hiding this time."
"Epic." Raven opens a portal to the Moon.

So much sadness...see the note following the dream.

The first details of the dream are lost but I remember standing with Jen along the north side of the house I grew up in. Trees are around and above me, and to my right are the railroad ties that separated my property from the neighbor's.

I was thinking about how I heard noises the previous night and thought maybe a rat was under the house. I was telling this to Jen when I looked down and saw a blue rubber drainage hose used for draining the washing machine. It was larger than normal and near the end was a large motionless rat.

I pointed at the rat to illustrate what I had just been saying. "See? I guess it ate the poison and once it bit into the hose and found water the poison became activated and killed it." At least, this was my theory.

My gaze travelled to the left and I knew I was correct as I saw another rat, and then several more. I couldn't believe the poison had killed so many rats. Of course I was wrong. As I continued to leek left and see more rats I discovered some were still moving and actively biting into the hose. The more I looked to the left the more alive the rats seemed to be.

I began counting them. One-two....three-four-five-six....seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. That must be all of them. Wait, no, there's more. Twelve-thirteen-fourteen...fifteen, sixteen, seventeen! Wow!

I'm not sure which amazed me more, seeing 17 rats ranging from dead to alive munching on the drainage hose or actually counting from one to seventeen without becoming lucid enough to actually do something.

I woke after this for the need to pee...stupid body.

WHat really made me sad was that I had hoped to have a good sleep period with strong dream recall, you know, because there wasn't any need to wake up early on a Saturday morning. Unfortunately that plan was foiled by my friend calling me at 8:49 AM and waking me to remind me the Scouts were going to do a team-building course this morning and they were meeting at 9:00AM. The act of rushing to get myself and my son dressed, fed, prepared with lunch and up to the meeting place pushed all thought of dream recall from my mind. :(

Dream 1(Fragment):

Was doing stuff at home.

Dream 2(Fragment):

I was in park and i was talking to someone about false awakenings and WILDing.

Dream 3(Fragment):

I was in spaceship of some kind and i was browsing dreamviews from there and there was some sort of discussion.

I'm walking in my dream through a neighborhood that I've never been in before. I walk past what look like maybe some baseball fields behind a chain-link fence. On the other side of the field is a bunch of suburban homes. I come upon a structure with stairs and walk to the top. And then when I reach the top BOOM three guys standing near the garage of one home with these gun looking things, I figured they were water cannons in hindsight, but at the time I'm not really sure. So they yell something at me about how they are going to shoot me.. And so I yell back saying, "I'll fucking kill all of you." And what they didn't know is I was 100% serious. I begin walking back to my car, which has a good sized fixed blade knife in it, and while on my way I notice a route I could take to come up on the side of them. Once reaching my car I look down at my hands or something and think, am I still dreaming? And then when I am, I think alright good, good and begin to continue on with the dream, ready to go kill those guys. But then I stop and think what good would it do to kill someone who threatened me in a dream? None really, maybe only some small degree of satisfaction. So, instead I jump up in the air and begin flying, it feels pretty nice, I haven't flown in a dream in a while. I get going at a decent speed by pushing my hands in to my sides. And while I'm flying, I'm flying low to the ground and passing over some cars, so I start pushing off them to pick up more speed. Eventually I see to dream characters and I stop and talk to one. At first I'm talking to her telepathically and then verbally, in neither instance did she respond.. I thought about going back and killing those guys but again had the thought that it was just a dream and would really, be meaningless And I'm not exactly sure where the dream went from there I don't recall how it ended..

#158 - 8:00AM - DILD

I am in my house with both of my dead grandparents. I walk into the kitchen and Papaw is having a hard time cooking something on the stove. He grunts and sloshes liquid. I hear it sizzle on the fire. He notices me and tells me to take over. I gladly obey.

There is what looks like homemade chicken noodle soup in the pot. Papaw stars messing with something at the counter behind me and too my left. I begin string the pot, looking through the door way into the living room. I see Nanny on a couch and I freeze. I think, "Wait a minute. I have dreamed this before." It feels like Deja Vu or precog. I try to think of a the dream. "No, nanny came back. She's back now. What about Papaw then?" Now I get it but I feel a little unsure and worry that they will think I am nuts, though I am 90% sure I am right.

I step halfway out of the kitchen so they both can see me clearly. I tentatively ask, "I am dreaming, aren't I?" There is no objection or scorn so I fully accept it now. I run... no I float to Nanny. For some reason, I immediately take her right foot, sit next to her on the couch, and begin massaging through her bright white sock. I note the felling of the pressure on my hands and the shape of her foot. It feels real but a little numb. It seems like Nanny is talking to me now but I am too distracted by the dream scene and begin looking around. I seem to be really nearsighted and can't see much detail. I do however, notice that Papaw is gone and the kitchen is dark but I sense that he is sitting across the room. I begin to think about the competition and wonder how I can start racking up some points in this dream. All I could think of was advanced flying. I stand up and kiss Nanny on the forehead before walking away.

I go back to the kitchen and decide to use the long stretch from there to the front door as my flight path. I stare at the door and focus on going there. In a second or two I get the weird zooming effect then WHOOOOSH! I zoom at incredible speed to the door. I hear the whirlwind sprint sound from Skyrim and I fly not only too the door but bust through it. I zoom around outside for a couple of seconds but the darkness gets me. I didn't mean to bust outside and I forget what to visualize out there.

I start DEILD by rubbing my hands vigorously and I can feel the bed shaking like last night.

Then I worry about forgetting the dream and lose all sense of touch. I quickly wake up.

Last night Friday, 4/5/13

Bed 1:20am - 7:55am

Long, very vivid and detailed dreams

1. I'm in some community. Outdoors dormitory. Rows of beds. Mostly young kids and teenagers. I'm sitting on my cot. A huge guy, looking like a cross between mummy and a gorilla, 6.5 feet toll, face black and very wrinkly. Huge muscles. Some kind of weapon in his hand. He came to fight me. I don't want to, but it's my turn. It's some kind of a turnament and these kids have been fighting in a long time. I fight him, but not with a weapon. I don't know how, (I think with my mind) but I win in just a few seconds. I receive a ribbon for my victory. It's made out of 4-5 shiny ribbons, metalic, deep blue, deep orange, about 1 1/2 feet long. I feel bad for winning the utlimate, final prize, because this was my only fight. I see a ribbon hanging from every cot, so I know they have been after this top ribbon for a while.

2. I'm walking around this room filled with hospital beds. Everybody there is either getting treatment or recuperating. I see all kinds of things being done to them. But I have a feeling not everybody is a nurse, some of the people helping patients are their family members.

I'm there for a treatment, surgery on my right hand. I'm lead by a nurse and told to sit on one bed. Someone comes over and checks me out. I'm shown some pictures of what they need to do and how.

Next thing I know I'm waking up after surgery. I realize, I don't remember being anestetized, or being under. A doctor is there checking on my hand. He says I need second surgery to make my fingers longer. I ask him for a pencil and paper. I wish he would ask why and he asks. I don't wanna say, but then I ask him about the anestezia and if you can have dreams while under. He sais it's a new type of drugs, but doesn't say about dreaming. I finally tell him that I had a dream and I want to write it down. (at that moment, I did remember that dream, but I don't now)

3. I hear from someone, that 450 000 accidents happend at the same time, all over the world. Something about drivers being distracted by news. I get a mental image of small TVs on drivers consols.

I see a young motorcicle cop peeling off from the police station, and another one already on the street making a U-turn, going to the accidents.

4. Something about friend of mine M.

Good feeling from all of them.

Dream 1 (fragment): I was in a school with a truly bizarre layout - can't fully remember, but there was a gargantuan theatre, and another school (I think) across the street with a huge swimming pool on the roof.

Dream 2: Who here knows Surgeon Simulator 2013? Because this one apparently started as that, except it was brain surgery. And it wasn't a "game" and we were cutting the poor guy's head open, but we were still talking about it as if it were. His head was about as large as I was tall, and I had one assistant.

So, we remove some skin and then start cutting open the skull, and a large piece (a hexagonal piece)...falls down. We remove it, and we're confronted with what I remember to be is a barrier composed of spheres. I remove it, and two others like it.

It should be noted that there was nothing resembling blood.

So, we get to the brain, and at this point, everything's getting larger. There's a platform on top of the "brain" which only vaguely resembles it if it were using Surgeon Simulator 2013's graphics and was a top-down view, and it was pulsing. We apparently had to remove debris of some description, things like large rocks. The patients' head also became a rock? So, we pick up this large, car-sized roughly-cubical rock with telekinesis, and just fly out, straight up, as if it were Minecraft. A cubical portal appears, the four sides and the bottom made of the same rock, the top being the "portal" which was blue and swirly. We drop the rock, go down, and grab five more (though we were outright told in the dream "remove the four rocks"), dispose of them in the portal, which is now roughly 3x wider, and more irregular on the sides. There's also a large skull made of rock that resembles a T-Rex skull. We remove that, too.

I also notice we're in a forest, and the rocky head thing is less "rocky head" and more "giant rock formation as large as one of these trees" (with a tree being about...not sure, 5-8 meters tall, assuming my height remained the same?), and the interior was much larger. The hole on the top is also circular.

At this point, a creature falls from the sky. It is blue, and resembles Chaos from the Sonic Adventure series if he had much better graphics. Kind of. It also appears as large as I do at this point. It conjures up an odd-looking tornado (it was blue), and I rip off its' arm and hit it with it, but it gets sucked back into it, then the creature gets sucked under the leg of a dresser. So, I apparently remember that the objective of this was to delay some alien invasion.

I cannot recall anything else if it happened, so at that point I'll assume it ended.

Okay I spent the last few nights at my sisters house so these dreams are going to be condensed for the sake of time, the following dreams were recorded over 3-5th April.

I fell asleep with my headphones still playing music which affected this dream...

I was walking down a familiar road with my ex-boyfriend and he was holding my hand singing a love song to me. I was very happy be with him but when I asked him how he was singing the song so perfectly and he didn't reply, I knew something was up.

I was with my mother inside an afro hair shop, I was looking at the hair-spray's when I saw my mum steal a bright pink wig! I was freaked out when I saw this but didn't say anything aloud, the guards started looking at us and following us around the shop.

My mother darted across the shop floor and got into the lift,s he went down before I could get in. The two guards waited with me by the lift for it to come back up and started questioning me about where my mum had gone. I was so scared, too scared to even respond. The one guard said "You know, I could just make this report go away and force you to tell us where she's gone" as he clenched his fist. This angered me and I started shouting at the man, but then I awoke.

So I've wanted to experience a lucid dream for quiet some time and read a wiki how about ways to improve your chances of becoming lucid in your dreams, and one of the steps said to look at your hands and say "this is not a dream". I've been doing that often enough, but last night I kind of became aware I was dreaming. I was running away from a collapsing building and I suddenly saw my hands and thought "this is not a dream" and I found myself in my living room? I realised that I could control my dream and a great sense of power came over me, I tried to move things without touching them and this worked with small items but nothing large like the sofa, so I tried to materialise things and that didn't work either. I then went out into my kitchen where my brother and his friend were and I tried to show them why I could do but it took ages for me to move anything and when I did it was only a coin, them they left and two of my friends showed up, and then lots of other people and I forgot about the lucid dream? It's hard to explain really, I know I wasn't lucid, but can someone explain what happened? And if you have any tips on how to become lucid easier or more effective than the hand thing, I would appreciate them!

i am with two imaginary friends. the dream begins in the park across the street from my school; it is winter and thick snow covers the ground. we are going to go to finland so one of my friends can get a scholarship for music. we have to walk lightly so the police won't be able to track our footprints.

we reach finland in a couple of minutes and enter into a large building with beige stone walls, great windows, and domed ceilings: the university. my one friend goes into the music room, leaving us free to explore other areas. i go into another room and find a shelf that contains papers on the history of finland & what i believe to be the earliest documents written in finnish. next i enter another room whose walls are covered in racks of clothing. i understand that these clothes are being given away for free, so i take some, although it is difficult to find clothes in my size.

later, outside the university, i meet my boyfriend. he jacks off and ejaculates on my thigh. there are no emotions or sexual sensations associated with this.

then i am working at a "record store" - a large, disorganized shop that seems to sell everything except records. nicki minaj comes in and asks for some vodka. i cannot serve her because i don't have a license: i feel awkward and incompetent. however a man who works at the store ends up serving her for me.

finally my two friends and i decide to visit thailand. thailand, evidently, is a large country home owned by an old lady. we are hungry, but the food here is strange. after several unappetizing choices the lady offers me a dish of fruit pieces and flowers in clear jelly, which i gladly consume: it has a delicate, sweet and light taste.

i enter into a bedroom in the house. it has blue walls and the layout is similar to my bedroom in real life. there is a sunflower on a yellow vase in my dresser. i have several vials of chemicals. i want to use a chemical that causes genetic mutations on the sunflower so that i can grow different varieties. i have to be very careful while handling this chemical because if it makes contact with my skin i will get cancer. i empty the vial into the sunflower pot but then i look at the label and realize i have just poured a great amount of acetic acid into the soil. i do not want to kill the plant so i use a vial of ammonium chloride to 'neutralize' the acid (dream self is not good at chemistry). however i quickly realize that this reaction produces chlorine gas (again... terrible chemistry...). i freak out. i get short of breath, light-headed and my vision begins to fade.

i wake up.

So the earliest I can remember besides small fragments is trying to get donuts at a donut shop for the second basic monthly dream goal. I wanted to take the donuts to some characters from a TV show (Supernatural) that I was planning on hanging out with so we could all have donuts together. I told the guy behind the counter that I wanted "Four of everything" and he laughed and wouldn't give me any donuts, because that was way too much. Then he left and I had to put the donuts into the box myself, and left without paying. Then, I tried to teleport to the people I was planning on meeting, but just as I was getting halfway into their room, it was like some force drove me away, and I ended up a floor above them in a hallway (they were staying at a two-story motel). I wasn't really sure how to get back to them so I release this ball of light from my hands and tell it to lead me to them. It goes pretty fast, though, and as I try to follow it, I lose it or the dream changes or something. All I remember is that I never make it to the people I was supposed to meet and I never got to taste my donuts.

At some point I'm Bilbo Baggins and the dwarves and I have just defeated Smaug, so in celebration we slide down this big hill/small mountain thing and splash into the small pond below it, like a medieval water slide. I don't remember Gandalf being around. At some point I stop being bilbo and become a dwarf, but I don't remember who. Bored, I go west and explore some of the mountains, while suddenly the dream becomes 16-bit and third-person. I find this entrance to a cave that is blocked off, like in pokemon. I think I need a pokemon with Strength or Rock Smash or something like that to get through it, but when i walk up to it, for some reason I'm able to enter anyway. There I find a pokemon standing in a room. It's little sprite looked a bit like Giratina or Groudon. When I went up to it and talked to it, I find it's called The King, and is level 127 (or 177, I can't remember - although I'm pretty sure it was the former). It's bigger, more detailed sprite shows a a groudon-like body that is slimmer than groudon, with a regular lizard tail and lizard head, with those three yellow rib-things that Giratina has. In it's left hand, it's holding a smaller grey lizard. I think he's the king - of lizards. None of my pokemon were very high level, and I couldn't capture it. Even when I took away a good half of it's health, when it seemed to regain health by defeating my pokemon. Once I was defeated, I ran back to the little pond and told bilbo about it, because since I was him earlier, he has all the powerful pokemon that I do in real life, and he could capture The King.

At some point my parents are in this small room with me lecturing me about something, but that was when I had just recently become lucid, so instead of paying attention to them, I'm looking around me and trying to make the dream as clear as possible. All I remember is that the walls were a light brown and I was looking at something metal and black.

There was also something about someone or something that lived in a swamp and it was going through a rough time, so my friend was there to try and help it. I came because I was bored. I don't really remember what happened, but there were rotten fruit lying around as floating, 2-dimensional objects like you see in minecraft.