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Haven't updated in a while, so here I am to post my latest dream!

My sister is about to go to a costume party, and she’s walking around our room dressed as Groucho Marx. And I’m like, “Oh, nice costume.”

In another part, my sister is watching a video on YouTube of this girl singing karaoke. And she’s like, “Oh, I know that girl. She’s a terrible singer.” The girl is singing something by Vanessa Carlton or Michelle Branch or something along those lines––can’t remember what song it is. But anyway, she’s not as bad at singing as my sister had said.

There’s a panel of judges watching her, and they all have to give her a “grade” on her singing. So, all the judges give her an A except for one judge who gives her an F. And then everyone boos her for giving the girl an F.

(By now I’m kind of … part of the scene instead of watching it. So yeah.)

The girl’s father walks up on stage and he’s wearing these ridiculous knee-high boots. And he starts talking about how his boots are “traditional” of his culture or whatever. Then he talks about this traditional suit that he has, which for some reason I know looks like a red elf suit. Apparently this suit is some important family heirloom and it has never fit any of his children, so he’s upset about it.

The scene morphs into a family reunion type thing … I think a Christmas party. Someone brings out this weird decoration, which is this Christmas tree with Santa’s head on the top, and it sings and dances. And my mom is like, “Oh, I made that a long time ago and then I left it behind somewhere.” So I start playing with this thing with a baby who’s crawling around on the floor––an imaginary cousin who I think is named Tim or something like that. That’s about where the dream ends.

A violent dream where everyone is either being shot or is shooting someone else. Sort of like the bar scene in Inglorious bastards. Cannot remember anything else about the dream. At the end I have been shot in the head and I begin to. slowly? Die. Right before the dream resides completely I realize this was all a dream and relax. The dream ends. I keep my eyes closed and I don’t move. I fall back asleep and re-enter the massacre dream. I am in a room with two beds and in those beds are two dead bodies. They have been shot. I look at them and recognize the dream scene. I become lucid. I look back at the bodies; they are two middle-aged women. I tell them to get up. I tell them that they are part of dream and that anything is possible. They don’t have to be dead if they don’t want to be. I tell them to get up and out of bed a few more times. At his point the dream sort of fades slightly. It doesn’t end it just becomes very unclear. I don’t really remember what happens at this point. I do remember that I need to stabilize the dream so I start touching things. (I want to remember to attempt voice commands) I think I walk around at this point just exploring my surroundings. But then I think, I do that every time I have a lucid dream, I just walk around. I figured I had to do something this time. By now the dream was very stable. I think, What to do, what to do… Then I remember the task of the month! I look around and find a mirror on the wall to my left right beside my head. How convenient. I take a few steps back and run at the mirror. As I run I see my mom from the corner of my eye. She says something but I ignore her. Once I am just a few feet away from the mirror I leap head first into it. I am a little disappointed at the outcome. But it was interesting nonetheless. I was sent into another house like the one I was in. I came out of another mirror into a very fancy living room. It was well light by a huge chandelier in the middle of the room. The ceiling was very high in this room. On a couch was a man reading a newspaper. I can’t remember what I did next but I guess I walked around and ended up at the front door of the house. I gladly walk out of it. The house was a bore. I walk out and by now I notice how vivid and real it is. I have no fears now of it losing stability or me losing awareness. I am now on the street of a suburban neighborhood. again. It is beautiful. There are massive trees everywhere and the sunlight bathing them was spectacular. Somehow there is a white book in my hand. I look at its cover. The “words” are just random nonsense. Every time I look away and look back it changes. Then I try something. I think of of a phrase in my mind and look at the cover. What would show up on the cover would be very similar to what I was thinking of. A few times it was the same word for word. But none of the words were spelt right. Sadly, I cant remember what phrases I thought of. I even told myself in the dream to try to remember what I thought and what it turned out to be on the cover. Looks like I failed. I look around some more and decide it would be cool to skate. I try to summon a skateboard. I try to will one into existence by thought. I look down at my feet. Nothing. I try that a few times and all attempts failed. I then tell myself, Ok, when I snap my fingers a board will appear in front of me. That didn’t work either. I then look at the book and try turning it into a skateboard. I set it on the ground and see that the book has wheels attached to it. I get on it but it is too small to have any fun with. Then I try flying. At first I’m stuck at jumping really high. But after a while I get higher and higher. But I always fall back down. While trying to fly I hear a little boy laughing. I continue practicing. As I slowly move down the street I see the source of the sound. Sitting at the top of a little slide is a boy. He laughs, says my name, and then laughs again. Repeat. The kid freaked me out a bit. I ask him, Who are you? What are you? But my voice seems drowned by other louder voices. I take notice of other DCs walking in my direction. Once in front of me I ask this dude about my age if he can teach me how to fly. Dream fades. Dream ends.

before I woke up some girl was handing out candy squares that had a lot of different flavors

1. I forgot because I didn't write it down and thought my key word method would work.

2. I am talking to someone while looking at my phone. The icons are strange looking some just black and white and the screen continuously scrolls icon after icon.(dream sign)

3. I am in an audience at some Glenn Beck thing. I get the feeling like it is being recorded for radio. As Glenn does his introduction I heard the Rush Limbaugh intro music. I look up and to the left and see his face on a large display. I find it odd and annoying so I tune it out. There is some blond woman talking. Blah blah blah. I don't know the words. Something about shopping and commericalism. Boring. I notice that she is standing in the wrong spot and keeps walking over to the middle of the stage to look a TelePrompter. I thought she was very unprofessional.

The blond woman begins to interact with the audience. I see Luci from work. She starts bitching about how hard it is to find the item she is looking in any store in Joplin. I agree with her. I always hate it when I am looking for a specific thing and I can't find it anywhere. I always end up ordering on-line. Then she bitches some more about how hard it is to find jeans that fit. I lose interest. Women. I see Jana from work. She asks me if I am going to the big party. I say "uhhhhh". I wake up.

06.24.2012

Monk Again (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

That guy from the show Monk that I'm too lazy to say his name again because I keep forgetting it showed up in some random dream.

There's a group of men that are chasing Monk, and he eventually gets away by jumping on the side of an opened window on a moving bus. He turns around at the people chasing him, bends down and slaps his rear.

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06.24.2012

Is This the restroom? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm walking in a school building, and I see a "Geography" sign in front of me, and it seems that's where I want to go. I don't know why though, but in the mean time, I needed to go to the restroom pretty bad.

I go to the area where the Geography sign was, and there's a bathroom to the right of it. I make sure I look at the Men and Women signs before I go in, and at first it looks like your typical restroom, but things start getting weird.

Oh, and inside the restroom, the overall color setting was maroon, with a mix of gray and white being the dominant colors of the restroom walls. I go for a spot to pee, and it doesn't look like a urinal to me, but since it's a bathroom, I just assume it is.

Man, I'm pretty dumb to not realize that what I'm peeing on is a gap under a table and a chair. There's a pile of papers that are locked or stapled together, and since I have no common sense here, I ignore that it could be an important file and piss on it as well.

There's a guy in front of me looking at me....he looks like the Asian guy from a tennis team I used to be in, let's call him "Al" for short.


Al continues looking at me weird, and he eventually screams out that I pissed on a pile of paper that was for a certain course for a teacher.

I start panicking because urine is all over it, and it seems more people are starting to come in, both men and women. I thought this was a bathroom!!!!

What am I supposed to do now??? I tried getting some paper towels or to wipe the pile of paper on the chair.....wait a minute, there's a bathroom sink in here!

How can this be a classroom and a bathroom combined? I don't know, because I'm stupid and I'm still panicking in drying this pile of paper.

Trying to soak up the piss made it worse because the ink started to fade away. Then I see blonde female teacher that looks exactly like the World Geography teacher I had in High School my sophomore year.

She's wearing a thin black shirt with sleeves that end a few inches beyond her elbow, and is where a black and white skirt with some kind of fancy design on it, and the skirt probably stopped near her knees or just at the end of her thighs.

She gets closer and closer, and I start presuming that she's the one who probably needs this file.

I can't even take this tension anymore from typing this! Ugh, I feel so stupid.

She grabs the file, I think, looks at me in shame, and I could only look away in shame, assuming she'll say negative things at me.

In fact, I think I reached the point of embarrassment where I started to block out all the sounds in the dream and I just stood there looking down on the floor....

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06.24.2012

Me vs Sasuke Uchiha (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

You have to be kidding me....this dream probably occurred because of the last dream I had a few days where Sasuke needed an electrical outlet for sustaining his Susanoo.

Looooooooooooooool.

There was probably a lot more going on before I had to get ready to face him, but me and him are called up. We have to enter separate rooms, probably to prevent a person from trying to kill the other before someone says we can start.

Before we go our separate ways, the rooms we have to go into are completely red, like some kind of strong red light emitting from above, kind of like the dark room where you turn on the red lights for photographs.

I get ready to go in the red room, but I said that I needed to use the restroom real quick.

I don't remember using the restroom though....LOL.

Anyway, dream shifts a little and I'm back in the red room. I think someone prompts us to go ahead and fight, and I'm still in that phase of "lolwut durp hurp" and standing like an idiot.

Sasuke quickly stabs the side of me.

DAMN IT!!!!

I don't feel anything though, I think it was me that was falling, but I'm not sure anymore. But I do remember Sasuke was basically topless, and wore that bottom part of the outfit where he faced Orochimaru and completely owned him in Shippuden.

And I couldn't see his eyes, just the outlines of it being darkened.

Ihad a short dream of me either getting a ride of walking through streets and at the end asking a girl that was a few years younger than me if she wanted to chill and maybe smoke or something and lol she sayed no.

I remember one longish dream and two shorter ones. I don’t have time to write the longer one now, but I’ll come back to it tonight or tomorrow.


In which I’m in a dungeon…

old lady, dungeon, Dr H visit with book
daughter, Wolverine
valuable project, can’t remember what it was
trying to hide it from dr. H

Egads! I remembered this perfectly when I woke up- even tiny details. I wrote these tips to jog my memory, but now it's just a bunch of gobbledy-gook! It's so fascinating to me that detailed and clearly remembered dreams fade away from our memories so quickly. They stick to nothing if you don't write them down- no matter how well you remember them when you first wake up. And what a shame to have Hugh Jackman in my dreams and not remember it....

In which I admire S’s arm…

I’m reading a paper and I see a picture of S’s biceps modeling a shirt sleeve. I recognize her arm right away because she’s so strong. Later, I’m at the bakery and I tell her I saw a pic of arm; she flexes it and smiles.

I guess I dreamt this because I really did see S yesterday and she does have muscular arms. I’m working out again these days, so I suppose body tone is on my mind.


In which my alarm clock is a cardiac pacemaker cell…

Every time the alarm goes off, I hit snooze. This allows another ion channel to open or close. By strategically hitting snooze at the right intervals, I’m able to prolong the slow drift to threshold and post-pone depolarization. Until there is an action potential, I can continue sleeping. Of course, this logic made perfect sense just a few minutes back.

I see a man and a woman jogging around the perimeter of a small house. I guess it's theirs. They both have jogging pants and t-shirts on, as well as sweatbands on their wrists and forehead. I notice that they just keep going around in circles. They don't even notice I'm here.

I become lucid. I pinch my nose and rub my hands. Everything is a bit hazy but no matter how much I rub my hands, the visuals don't improve. This will do.

Immediately, I think about doing the tasks of the month, but soon realize that I already have. Then I think about trying the task for last month, which was to possess someone. I am really curious how that one feels like.

The woman stops near me and takes out her ringing cell phone from her pocket. She flips it open and talks into it, speaking in my native dialect. I slowly approach her, and she doesn't seem to see me. I hug her from behind, and she wriggles, yelling "Naunsa man ko?! (What's happening to me?!)"

Then, carefully, I phase through her body, until she finally stops moving. I realize that I feel very uncomfortable, like some part of my body was itchy and I just can't pinpoint where exactly. I figure that it must be the woman, trying to control her own body, but she can't. I move my newly acquired arms around a bit, testing them out. I think about flying away, but quickly decide against it, since I usually lose lucidity when I do so. I then proceed to walk toward the house.

My new meat-suit is still very uncomfortable to be in, it feels itchy all over. As I approach the door, the woman's husband stops and asks me to continue jogging with him. I say no, but suddenly my body starts to jog in place. I try to will myself to stop, but I can't seem to. I decide to leave the woman's body, but I can't seem to either. I lose lucidity thereafter.

Soon enough, the man and I are jogging side by side, going in circles around their house. I stay there, trapped in the body of the woman I possessed.

The best part I can remember off this dream is when I made two youtube accounts and I was using the other one and I randomly logged into the older one and it had a partnership with yeoush I was hoping it was machinima, I found it very random that they just done that out of nowhere so I told my friend and he was like WOW you should start using that channel now you have partnership but I said to him I was going to sell it because I want to use my new channel.

MY RECALL IS GETTING SO MUCH BETTER WOOOOOO

The dream started when I was sitting on the chair in my room, and I randomly looked at my hands and they were normal, I then done a nose pinch and I could breathe through, but I didn't believe I was dreaming, I thought it was too real, so I put my finger through my palm and it went through, I still didn't believe I was dreaming, I thought if I was dreaming I would be able to wake myself up and I did, should of went lucid in that dream..

[COLOR="royalblue"]Non-Aware (Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="blue"]Partially Aware (Lucid Dream)[/COLOR] - [COLOR="navy"]Fully Aware and Vivid (Astral Projection(OOBE)[/COLOR]

The following experience occurred between these two times: 05:13 - 07:57

It's not a very interesting dream although it was very long and it didn't felt like a time delusion.

04:43 I started listening to the next CD of Robert Monroe's WAVES (Guided OOBE Meditation).
I listened to the "The Gateway Experience - Wave II- 1 - Introduction to Focus 10" for about 30 minutes (the whole track), then I put the headphones off and felt vibrations. I looked at the time, it was now 05:13. [COLOR="royalblue"]I closed my eyes and heard my parents singing the birthday song and[/COLOR] [COLOR="blue"]realized it was a dream.

I started opening some presents although I was not very interested in them since I knew I wouldn't be able to keep them. "I wonder how old I am and what year it is supposed to be in this dream". I hear knocking on my door from downstairs. So I grab my bathrobe and get downstairs and open the door. I expected some classmates, but when I open the door I see to my surprise that it is my childhood friend Johanna. There is two guys as well, one redheaded guy give me a present, and the other guy doesn't seem to want to talk to me. I think he was her boyfriend, although I don't have a problem with that, but he seemed to think I would have.

Then they walked away and I ask my mom if the readheaded guy was Johanna's little brother Philip, because I haven't seen him in a while. My mom said "No I don't think so since he is in prison Karin (Johanna's mother) might know, but don't ask her it might be sensitive. I got a little surprised, because it was definitely not what I have expected to dream and I got a little strange feeling. I told the people in the room that it was a dream and of course they looked a little funny at me.
I said "It's true. Come here count my fingers on my right hand." I looked on the hand and see five fingers and one extra finger dangling like a dead finger between my ring and middle finger. "Six!" I hear Karin say. Exactly and her is another test "the nose plug". I explained to them how it worked and demonstrated it with my nose. Although it didn't seemed to work for them. So they were not convinced. I thought about my sleeping body while doing the nose plug, although I didn't woke up or anything.

Instead I asked myself "Why am I trying to convince them? Let's do something fun. Hmm let's fly!" I get out of my living room and out to the garden. I took pace and ran and jumped up in the air and levitated. I couldn't control the flying like superman or Ironman, instead I started swimming. I then lost control of the flying and fell down on the ground with a damp. Some people saw me fall and laughed, I probably looked ridiculous. [/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]I wake up and look at my Iphone and see this: XlphTx¤Pnv" I understand that it is a false awakening.
The dream environment changes and I get semi-lucid although still very aware. I am standing in a library with my friends and I get the strange feeling again. It doesn't feel like this is the present, I must be in the future and I am here for a reason. I start explaining to my friends that I am dreaming. "I am dreaming, but your not you see I have an important message for you". After much nagging I manage to get them to follow me. We walk through the library, but my friend Jessica get stopped her named have changed and she had forgot to turn in a book or something.

When we got out from the library I am standing in a skate park. My friend went to some other people there and I try to explain to them that we are in a hurry. My friend Eric starts to get annoyed of me (who wouldn't) and we start nagging again. I convinced them that it was something out of the ordinary by levitating right before their eyes.
Me, my friends and some other people they dragged with them walk into a big building that was near the skate park.
We took the stairs up and then down again and we were now on some beach.

The whole group was now very annoyed of me and asked where I was taking them. I thought to myself that it's better if they don't know and said "You just have to trust me I am not from this time I need to take you to an important school where you can learn what I know now". "I can prove that I am more than what you think.". I pointed on Eric and some random girl and told them to try to break my fingers, they hesitated at first but then they tried. "Impossible" I told them with a smile, "And even if you do it wouldn't matter since I am just dreaming so it wouldn't hurt". Not convinced but surprised they look at me with big eyes :shock:. Suddenly a door opens and a man with an execution mask and a machine gun storm out and start shooting me. My friends look in fear as I die.

I am back in my bed, this was either a DEILD or a False Awakening. But in either case I chained the dream and get back to the beach. I walk past my dead body and as a reincarnated messiah I tell me friends "Hello I am back".
Again their eyes looks like this :shock:. Some are still skeptical and I start to get really annoyed of them and asked myself why I am wasting my time of trying to convincing them that I can fly or that I am dreaming. But somehow I felt that it was important.

I did one more attempt of flying and I succeeded! I start kicking with my legs in the air and gained speed, then I look down and I couldn't see the ground so I got a little scared and got down again. Of course no one saw it... Except my best friend David, so now at least he believed me. We went into another house and was greeted welcome by the couple who owned the house. There was a lot of food and David came to me and said "I believe you and I paid for the dinner". I hugged him with gratitude.

Now when all were gathered I thought it was a good time to explain somethings.
"I was afraid that you would react this way. I understand how you feel. Think of me, I have went through the same feelings for two and a half year. If I got all the information in just one day I wouldn't believe it either I realize that now.
Just try to be a little open minded, because today we might be sitting here eating at a table, but someday we will be standing on the top of Mount Everest. Yes you will learn to fly."

Some were still frustrated of my behavior, but most of the people still just looked weird at me.
The couple said "Do you mind explaining what you are talking about?".
And I told them about the school I first planned to take them to, but I realized that they were not ready for such a big change of belief and I had given them too much information at the same time.

I said that I had to go and that would be last trick for now, until my return. You are here, but I am just dreaming which means that only my awareness is here so when I wake up I will disappear. If your with me I will vanish before your very eyes.

I hugged everyone good bye, even those I didn't know. Then I went into another room looked at a door and thought with confidence "Wake up". And surprisingly enough, I woke up. The time was now 07:57[/COLOR]

resulta que no me encontraba en mi casa, estaba con mi familia de visita a la casa de mi novia que quedaba en el estadio.
ella les estaba dando un tour de la casa y yo estaba con su hermano jugando cartas, cuando miro por la ventana la montaña del oriente, salia humo negro como ese que se aprecia despues de una bomba o ese humo que sale del volcan en una erupcion;ese humo. Me percate de que no habian volcanes cerca de medellin y me voy fijando mejor cuando veo que la tierra se estaba derrumbando llevandose a todos los barrios con sus casas, fueron 2 derrumbes de la montaña uno por el lado izquierdo y otro por el lado derecho. el derrumbo por el lado izquierdo fue el que mas afecto la ciudad, este derrumbe acabo con todo el oriente de la ciudad, el derrumbe derecho acabo con todo lo del sur oriente.

Me dio panico, miedo, sudor extremo, no podia gritar que corrieran estaba inmovil, paralizado y quieto en mi lugar viendo como esta nube negra venia hacia mi. tenia un salpicon de sentimientos , no podia creer lo que estaba viendo...vi como mi barrio aranjuez fue arrasado por completo y tenia mas miedo aun.

la avalancha venia con destino hacia mi pero de milagro se detuvo en el rio medellin
lo primero q se me ocurrio despues de ver tanta tragedia fue...sin mentirles "tengo que buscar el exito y sacar un playstation 3 de los escombros", y eso hice jajaja busque un exito enterrado. pero no tuve suerte

el sitio se lleno rapidamente de helicopteros y rescatistas, y lograron encotnrar un video grabado por alguien que grabo el derrumbe desde arriba en la colina, era un prisionero minero que estaba cumpliendo su tiempo en la carcel como minero, y se supone que el tipo estaba escavando cuando se les vino toda la montaña, y gracias a esos mineros prisioneros se jodio medellin

PsiDream compitition dream.

Knocking on window.

I goto and lift netcurtain from fulllength window.

One young guy at bottom left is talking to a Mark. There is another youg guy at top right (diagonal) of window talking to Mark too. The guys giggle as I comically look diagonally from one to the other.

I say that I will find Mark for you.

I run down long carpeted halls.

I find a big room and know Mark is at the big table, with 17 young men playing cards with Master. I say "Who/where is Mark". Some point. But I'm not sure who tjey pointed to so I ask again, "Where/who is Mark". Everyone at table point to Mark.

I say two friends are outside waiting for you at window 17/27.

Marck leaves to see friends saying "" and I reply "we can set them up in the trees" and several giggle.

I go to change into crisp white shorts and shirt.

Had my 3rd lucid dream last night yay!! So my dream started out I was on a couch laying down and there was some other people with me and some girl was dancing in front of the TV. then she sat down next to me on the couch. Then some one gave me a hug from behind I didnt know who it was so I turned around and it was my wife I got the feeling she was jelous of this other girl who was dancing for me. So the next thing I know I'm standing on a sink in front of a mirror and some water is squirting up from somewhere so I open my mouth cuz I'm thristy and I notice my mouth in the mirror doesnt open so im like wait I'm dreaming and became lucid. All of a sudden I start falling down it wasnt very far but it scared me why i dont know. Then I want to stop falling so I can look around and try to stabilize my dream but I dont stop falling so I start saying stop nothing happens so I say stop againg still nothing then I yell STOP and that woke me up : ( so I guess now would be a good time to tell my 2nd ld. I was looking in the mirror and I had alot of facial hair and I said wow now I can grow a nice beard like I always wanted to so then I was like wait a minute I just said something and my mouth didnt move in the mirror so I say to myself I must be dreaming and I'll prove it so I run into my computer room and theres a big mirror on the wall I start dancing in front of it to see what my reflection does and its not doing the same thing I am and I yell see im dreaming and that woke me up. that dream happened on 6-12 then my first ld was a mid day nap I was in my computer room and looked at my little window ac and it said 75 degrees looked away then looked back and it said crazy and was flashing before I knew it I was awake that dream happened about a week before on 6-5 somewhere around there. well that makes 3 lucid dreams in almost 4 months and many more to come!!

sooo this is going to be fast, no need for detail.

Near our family farm, my cousin cristian had just won the lottery, he won 3 billion pesos.
he told me he played all numbers randomly and only told me the first 2. they are : 27