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The nonlucid parts of this dream I can't recall. But the lucid part is clear enough. I become lucid at the point when I giant dog begins attack. Honestly, a fucking giant dog? What the fuck is this shit? Clifford?! Well, the dog isn't red...nor is it friendly. People with guns right now are attempting to kill the dog with guns. Not working out. I try showing off, by slightly undressing, and I try some hand-to-hand combat. Not working unfortunately. Dammit! I should be winning! I'm lucid! Why can't I win?! I soon retreat to coupe. I run until going down a rocky path into a cave like place. My aunt and my cousin are in there. My aunt leaves for no apparent reason. For the hell of it, I have my cousin why dogs age faster than humans. He tells me he isn't to sure, but he knows that clipping their tail, nails, and shaving their hair shortens their life. Wow, what a load of horse shit that sounds like. I now "thank" him for the info, and I go back outside. The dog is still running around attacking. He passes by me, and I fire off a full power ki blast barrage. It doesn't do anything. Shit! He now knocks me over and keeps running. At least he felt it. I get up and fire a full power energy wave. But it does nothing either. I now notice a skyscraper by us. It says "Empire State Building Estates." Never heard of that. But, I now talk to a girl who looks really smart. I tell her to meet me up there on the roof. I have an idea now, and we can beat this giant-ass dog. I now fly up and land on the roof. I wait a little while before the girl gets up here. I explain that everyone looks at this dog like a sweet innocent animal. This is causing them to hold back. We can't hold back! We could've won by now! The girl understands and leaves. Damn DCs. Hardly ever any damn use. I go back down now, and the monster has turned into...Godzilla? Okay, what the fuck?! I start spreading my plan, but everyone suggests we just badly damage him. Argh! That won't work! Godzilla can fucking regenerate people! I swear! I can't even remember the last time I found a useful DC that I didn't make myself! Now, I go back out into the battle. That smart girl comes back now. And she has...a giant fucking flying battle cruiser! Holy shit! That'll do just fine! I'm not sure whether I'm impressed by her or aroused by her now! She lands the craft, and I get in. I take the main pilot and gunner chair. She tells me there's a very high-powered blaster gun on the ship. Hm, very high-powered? I like that I idea. I now fly us into space. I realize one of the back doors is open. So I close it. That could've ended badly. I now turn the ship towards the other planets. I see a shitload of planets that don't even exist, and ones that do. I aim the gun at a very large green planet. There's also purple splotches on it. What a weird-ass planet. "Let's see how strong this gun is." I say. This planet is far bigger than Earth too. I now charge the gun to full charge, and release the trigger. A good-sized red beam now fires at the planet. When it hits, the planet explodes! Holy shit! I am aroused now! I now turn around and head back to Earth. I charge up the gun again.
"Wait! You can't blow up the Earth! You have to go down there, and angle the shot so it goes off into space!" the girl cries out. Well, I guess I shouldn't be a douchebag and blow up Earth. I now take the ship down, and I stop and point blank range of Godzilla. Sorry buddy. You're my favorite movie monster, and always will be. But when you're in a dream, don't be a dick man. I now finally release the trigger, and a huge whole is in Godzilla. Dammit! This chick didn't think to make the beam wider! Fuck! I now begin to continuously fire and fire. This is proving to be effective. I still think just blowing up the planet would've been resourceful. To me anyway. Soon, all of Godzilla is gone. I stop firing and relax victoriously. The girl gets out and cheers with her friends. Cool. Imma go blow up some planets now! I take off into space again, but then I unfortunately have a false awakening. Then I soon awake for real.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a short lucid last night.

22.00: Sleep

05.30: Lucid DILD
I'm at my girlfriend's friend's wedding again. I decide to play a little prank on the couple getting married and I hide under their bed. As I'm lying there, I realise I'm dreaming. 'Hmm, which tasks do I currently have?' I look at the wooden floor, it's incredibly stable and vivid. I feel it with my hands. 'Tasks, tasks, tasks... Oh well, I'll just lie here and see what happens.' As I'm lying there under the bed I lose lucidity as I have nothing to focus on. People start showing up in the room and I get out from under the bed. I spot Monica who asks me what I'm doing. I explain to her that I was just trying to be funny.

05.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

1. I was in a big spaceship with the tenth Doctor. I remember that at some point, this group of aliens that hated Time Lords or something threatened to destroy the ship (and the fleet of ships that we were with) if the Doctor didn't give himself to them. The Doctor, intimidated, decided to continue to pilot the ship. We started being boarded by the aliens, so I went to help the other passengers. I came across a hallway where there was a room on the side that had a window looking into it. Some aliens were in there; they looked like normal humans but with bigger heads. One of them started stomping on the floor, which sent out shockwaves that fucked with your body or something. I, being the closest person to them, started to die almost instantly. Being the awesome person I am, however, I managed to get up as they left. I was very dazed and stunned and could barely walk, but I continued down the hallway. There was a woman in front of a staircase in the room that the hallway led to. I went up to her; she seemed unaffected by the attack. She flashed me and I felt slightly more rejuvenated (????????????????????????????????????????). I continued on and saw another lady who did the same thing. I don't remember much after that, but I do remember that at some point, I 'respawned' in the hallway. I looked in a mirror and saw that the attack made me have like forty pupils on my eyes (I saw a mirror earlier and looked normal).
2. I remember walking down a seemingly abandoned street with the tenth Doctor. We heard somebody scream or something and ran off to investigate. We got to a locked door in a courtyard, and the Doctor's sonic screwdriver didn't work on it. Somebody else came outta nowhere and started picking the lock. I remember the Doctor asking if I was thirsty. I said yes, and he reached into his pocket. As he had pockets that are bigger on the inside, I expected him to pull out a bottle of water. Instead, it was a little, blue, rubber thingy that had some water in it. He told me to open my mouth, and I did. He squeezed it and a torrent of water shot into my mouth, which I drank. I woke up.
3. I remember being in a building and watching TV. There was a dog, but it was really weird. I remember thinking that it was a "wolf-dog", as in a mixture between a wild wolf and a domestic dog. It had golden brown hair, and like a 'mane'. It turned it's head and looked at me, and started howling. It's eyes took up about half of it's head (the dog was about the size of a Golden Labrador, maybe a bit bigger).

WWE Monday Night RAW and CM Punk is in the ring and for some reason is insulting Booker T.

He says some mean things about Booker T's wife and shows some unfavourable pictures of her on the screen. Booker T's wife was white in the dream and looked like Pamela Anderson and Trish Stratus.

She hand many poses and was in bikinis in nearly all of the photos, Booker T had enough and got up from the commentator table and walked away as he walked CM Punk showed the photo reel again. It stopped before the last photograph and I remembered that there was one photo left and then it showed up again.

I remember playing this game where I was Scrooge McDuck fighting against some human, and I tried to use the same combos. I also remember some random guy hitting on my sister.

In RL I got sleepy twice, but i never went to sleep like I normally do, maybe my blood levels are finally getting back up to what they're supposed to be.

I was eating lunch in my school's cafeteria.
I was making myself a chicken sandwich and was mixing ranch dressing and ketchup for sauce.
An acquaintance (in real life) whom I had never liked named Lauren tried to take my sandwich from me.
I decked her in the face and told her to fuck off feeling very proud of myself as I walked away.

I was riding my bike to my friend's house, and I wrecked the bike in front of their neighbors house whose kids I just happen to babysit for (in real life).

I was wounded, so I crawled over to the kid's house and rang the door bell.

A friend named Tyler opened the door.
He is in the military in real life.
He was talking to me about how I should really consider joining the army because I would be great at it.
And for some same reason, I thought it was a really good idea and took him up on it.

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The dream now fast forwards to a scene where Tyler and I are in a tank.
He was sticking out the top throwing grenades while I was driving.
There were grenades going off all around us, but I, being an expert tank driver, dodged them all whilst Tyler shot all the attackers.

Shit, I should really stop leaving the military channel on as I'm falling asleep.

I was riding my bike to my friend's house, and I wrecked the bike in front of their neighbors house whose kids I just happen to babysit for (in real life).

I was wounded, so I crawled over to the kid's house and rang the door bell.

A friend named Tyler opened the door.
He is in the military in real life.
He was talking to me about how I should really consider joining the army because I would be great at it.
And for some same reason, I thought it was a really good idea and took him up on it.

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The dream now fast forwards to a scene where Tyler and I are in a tank.
He was sticking out the top throwing grenades while I was driving.
There were grenades going off all around us, but I, being an expert tank driver, dodged them all whilst Tyler shot all the attackers.

Shit, I should really stop leaving the military channel on as I'm falling asleep.

This is cool, my first lucid in a while. And a WILD at that.

So I was woken up early this morning because my baby cousins were making a lot of noise, I finally manage to get some peace and quiet and drift off to sleep.

As I'm falling asleep I get these amazing hallucinations. It feels like I'm flying towards a colored(orange,red yellow) wall with patterns and going through it to more walls with patterns. Pretty cool.

So I begin the dream in the same room, same house and my little cousin runs up to me and keeps telling me to wake up. He says "your mom told me to pour water on your face," and pours warm water on me much to chagrin.

I soon realize it's a dream and wish this to become an action-oriented Star Wars themed dream. I become jedi knight Kyle Katarn and march to Vader's castle, which is visible from the window in my room.

As I enter I see Luke Skywalker, from "A New Hope" and he's on his way to fight Vader, but is about to be ambushed by stormtroopers. He's marching up a walkway, about to enter a door. I yell out to warn him, "Luke!" but this only alerts the stormtroopers and they brutally gun him down. I scream out "NOOO!" like the movies, and then they start firing at me. Luckily I have my trusty lightsaber and reflect their shots. There were a bunch of stormtroopers, hundreds at least and they were firing so many shots. I remember being completely suprised by there being so many. I manage to escape.

I come back to the house and I ask someone if I can storm Vader's Castle directly by myself. He tells me it'll be hard to do it by my self, but I think I can anyways. I remember looking out the window and seeing the castle, it was dark and foreboding.
Then someone knocks on my door and the dream is over.

Started off i was walking through a prison, one of the maximum security prisoners was a friend of mine, tied up blind folded and gagged i saw him kneeling down in a room with 2 armed guards guarding him, i walked in and they thought i was their superior officer or something as they let me take the prisoner out as if i was taking him to a new area or something, i unblind folded him and un tied him and began walking through the prison trying to act casual as i was about to break out my friend.

The corridor was well lit and looked more like a hospital with green shiny flooring looking recently polished, a few people were walking up and down the corridor, i guided my friend out telling him to keep a low profile, we went down a hill and ran through a forest.

We ended up jumping onto a beach, the sun was setting and everyone was sat around eating, my family said i had missed out on the food but maybe the chef would cook us up another meal, we went to the counter, the whole place was like a tropical dream island with lush palm trees brilliant golden sand and clear sunny sky, the huts and tables were made from bamboo and sticks of sorts for the generic island -like feel.

The chef began to cook us up some of the meal and one of my family members gave me half of their sausage which i took a bite into, i then began to feel wierd and i ran into the forest of a different part, i leaped through and suddenly i roared ripping into a great werewolf, a group of people in the forest armed with swords and bows insisted that i wouldn't harm them unless provoked, they were wrong, leaping up i slashed one in half instantly and grabbed another biting through his head and ripping out his skull with my teeth.
The last one charged at me with a battle cry, but for some reason i felt guilt, horror, i leaped down the hill and ended up going further than i wanted and off a cliff edge, i kept falling and falling downwards and eventually hit a rock and landing perfectly unharmed, continuing to run i eventually jumped onto a beach and realised i was in just my shorts and nothing else, i was back into a sort of human form, it was night time now and the clouds half covered the sky but faintly so i could see the stars.

The sand was reflected by only moonlight and the sea water was warm, it was like a paradise, i lay down in the sand and looked up into the sky, the break in the formation of clouds showed a massive array of millions of starts shining incredibly brightly, behind me was some form of structure, round and futuristic like something you'd see in dubai.

I woke up

November 23

The first part of the dream that I can remember started in a bathroom. I was walking into this filthy restroom that was littered with wet paper towels. Everything was damp from god knows what, and although I do not recall the smell, I can imagine that a horrible stench hung in the air. A few other people were with me, but I can't remember who that may have been at this point in the dream. I think that the reason that I was there was because I had to pee (which is interesting, because when I woke up from that dream, I had an overwhelming urge to pee.) and needed to find a suitable place.

This restroom was so disgusting that I decided not to use it. As I turned around, I noticed a table with a black backpack on it. Now at this point I know that there were other people with me, yet I can only remember two of them. One was named Joel and the other was Sam. As I opened the backpack and began looking through, the room I was in changed.

The restroom became a large room, about 50 feet by 50 feet. The floor was literally covered in a layer of discarded clothing. The table still stood, and directly to my right, there was a large wall made of ceiling to floor windows with a door in the middle. People began to come through the door. They were some of Sam's friends. This is when I learned that I was inside of Sam's house.

I continued going through the bag when someone pushed me down to the clothe covered floor. He told me that they were making everyone leave, and to see what was in the bag, I would have to hide. We began covering ourselves in the clothing that surrounded us in an attempt to conceal ourselves from everyone else. When they left, we got up and went back to the table. At this point Joel tried to stop me from going through the backpack, because he thought it was unethical. I brushed him off and kept looking anyways. Inside i found a school issue, yellow TI-84 calculator with the "school property" writing scratched off. I began telling everyone what I found and that this bag potentially belonged to a thief. This is as far a I can remember in that dream. Odd one, it was..

I'm at my school. It's a mix of all my schools. I am walking through a courtyard to the cafeteria. It's 4th period. My friends have their lunch period this period. My friend Zach is with me. The cafeteria is tall and has it's own building. By how the sun looks it looks like it's noon. The cafeteria has a wall of glass on the side entrance in which we are going in. We get in. There are lots of tables. Then there are short walls separating tables. In between them is a couple of tables. A lot of my friends are there, Ryan, Matt, and Josh S. Josh goes to a different school. I sit down with them all together we take up about 2 tables. Ryan asks why I am there. I say because I don't have a pass and I don't want to be caught by that douchebag mr.s. I turn around and there he is by the wall with his long ass ponytail. He turned around. There were several teachers there. I get hungry so I go up to the line to get a bag of chips. I walk up there and say to the lunch lady "can I get a bag of chips?". She says "We got lays". I tell her that's good. And now I have to walk through a long swirling lunch line. Then I see the chips, I tell her can I get a hot dog, juice, and coke too. I then take out a wad of cash out of my pocket, and give her 3 dollars. I walk back to the table. Ryan says why is the juice in that bottle? I tell him I don't know.
This dream just felt abnormally peaceful.

The other night I had a dream about this guy who I believed to be the love of my life (sounds cheesy, I know). I can't remember much of it because I have a terrible memory. About half way through my shift at work I started crying because I started remembering my dream and quickly realised he wasn't real; I'd never find him again.. It was a sad day.

Anyhow, there were three parts of the dream I remember:
1 - He was sitting amongst a group of people in one of those fold up chairs that you would take to the beach or something. He had blondy/brown shaggy hair and although I can't remember his face, boy was he amazing. I remember us just looking at each other and giving small smiles. His brother was in a chair too; he had short black spiky hair. I'm so frustrated I can't remember more..

2 - The second bit I remember is me and my mum sitting in chairs across from him and his brother over a glass table outside. It reminded my of the one at my dads, but it wasn't. We were talking about the gig I'm going to today actually, but in the dream it was coming up. My mum asked if they were playing at the gig and they said they weren't, they were just coming to see. This made sense to me because it's near where we live and heaps of people are coming to it cause it's a really good local line-up. Anyhow, he and his brother were in a band though. It wasn't focused on what type of music or anything, it was just a fact as if it was something I knew for a while.

3 - The last scene I remember, although I know a lot more happened within the dream, was me standing near a bus stop or the side of the road for some unknown reason. It was bright and green and just beautiful. The place reminded me of those American movies in the suburbs where huge green trees line the streets. I can't remember too much of this part cause I'm getting it confused with another. He was there with me and he kissed me. And it was the most amazing first kiss in the world, and just felt natural and not dramatic and stuff.. It was perfect

So, for those of you who care to know, this is why I'm on this site. I want to learn to LD so that I might be able to see him again.. I want to remember what his face looks like, I want that place with him to be an escape.
Call me crazy.

I was taking a shower in my bathroom, when a friend from my history class pulled open my shower curtain and told me that I had a visitor that wanted to see me immediately.
"Can't this wait? I'm taking a shower!"
"No. He has requested to see you at once."
"Fine" I said as I wrapped myself up in a towel shampoo still in my hair.

I followed my friend downstairs to the area in front of my front door and standings there was a much older version of a childhood friend who (in real life) had proposed to me when I was 5 and I screamed and ran away after throwing a pine cone at him.

However, this boy (in real life) had been an awkward only child and very much a mama's boy. I had played with him anyway when we were kids, but that didn't make him any less weird.

Anyway, he sported a completely opposite demeanor now in the dream. He was calm, confident and actually a little bit attractive.
"Kurt," I said "what are you doing here? And why couldn't this wait 10 minutes? I'm in the freaking shower!"
"Mind if I join you?" he stated without a hint of nervousness.

All of a sudden, the thought of him being in the shower with me became more than appealing. Although still confused and a tad apprehensive, I answered with a meek yes and he followed me upstairs.

The girl from my history class was still upstairs and she had actually gotten in my shower and was cleaning herself with a luffa.

Kurt glanced at me slyly
"The more the merrier!" he exclaimed as he began to strip.

Still very confused as to why I was attracted to my dorky childhood friend who I hadn't seen in more than half a decade, I got in to the shower with my friend from history and she began to wash me with the luffa.

Kurt just watched her wash me for a second as i stood stiff weirded out that I was doing this with a girl. Kurt then stepped in and we had one hell of a threesome in my shower.

I walked into a hazy area.
Was it a room?
Was it an outdoor space?
Or was it actual space?
But I was too preoccupied to care. Because across this infinity, I spotted a dark figure. I approached the only sign of humanity that I had in this environment with interest. My heels clacked on whatever floor there was if there even was one.
This figure was now in turn approaching me.
My heart pounded.
This person could be dangerous.
They could kill me. No one would ever know.
But inside I felt a compelling reason that everything would be ok, and that it was actually necessary to meet with this person.
As this body came into view I realized that there was a striking resemblance and familiarity about them.
I then realized that this figure was another copy of myself however this copy was male.
Out of nowhere this blue line that seemed to go on forever, shot between us and settled on the ground to a dim glow on the floor.
We looked up at each other and pantomimed for a second before in unison asking
"Who are you?"
We then each walked across the line simultaneously and I assumed his position as the male version of myself and he assumed the female version.
I felt myself up in disbelief and realized he was doing the same.

And then I woke up.