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In this dream I was in my high school and it was acting like pretty much a normal day, my friends and I met up in the cafe and discussed antics from the night before. But, after a bit my friends just dissappeared and I was left all alone. I decided to go search for them. I ended up finding my one friend, but this is where things got weird. I ran towards my friend to greet them and I dint recognize that they were in a sectioned off part of the school with caution tape surrounding them. I jumped over the tape and met my friends. I noticed this was a very bad choice because my friend told me that this part of the school was radioactive and I had just been exposed. That wasn't even the worst part, they told me I only had 2-4 more hours to live and what made it even worse was there was a kid constantly scanning us for how radioactive we were. At some point I ended up breaking free of the barrier and getting on a bus only to make myself once again sit in a sectioned off part. This time uanother person was as dumb as me and sat in the section. It was my turn to tell him his fate. At first he thought I was joking, but I told him I was being completley serious. After that he broke down into tears and the dream ended.

Not very good recall. I remember my friend Sam was with me, and I picked up a rotary phone, intending to call someone. But then the phone started shouting at me with a New York accent...

"Why are you bothering me!? Honestly, a guy can't get any rest around here! Fall asleep, and someone wants to have a conversation!" It was quiet for a second, then yelled at Sam. "You know, you're real stupid. I just don't like you."

I hung up and then looked at Sam. "...The phone doesn't like you."

For some reason I was doing my special relativity exam that I did in school a week ago. The question I was working on was about how much the astronauts inside a rocket bounded for Alpha Centauri from Earth at v=0.95c aged during the journey.
I remember doing some calculations on the paper in front of me. I used a blue pen but the ink came out in all sorts of colours.


After I woke up I reflected upon that dream and I was actually pretty amazed. I was able to read quite a large chunk of text in my dream without the words going fuzzy, had some precise figures (ie. velocity=0.95c), and did some time dilation calculations that actually made some sense.
Of course I didn't expect to work out the answer to that question because once I woke up I realised that it was actually incomplete. In the actual exam, I was told that the distance from Earth to Alpha Centauri is 4.3 light years. Without this information I couldn't have worked it out.
On the whole it was a great and memorable dream!

Dream began, it was night. Me having fun with some people, who seemed my friends but cannot recall who exactly they were. We were having fun around and someone was missing. We started looking for this person, quickly we did find him, lurking around on the otherside of the road, by the tennis field... All this took place just infront of my house, sadly my house hasn't got tennis field on the otherside of the road, nor new houses next to it. There was this girl.. or rather a woman (my age). She had this little daughter, her daughter threw a ball randomly to my direction and I kindly returned it rolling down the road we were walking on.. The child laughed and the woman kindly smiled at me. We started talking and I found her THE most calming thing thats happened to me. Even after waking up I could remember how she looked like, and the feeling that she gave me. Such relaxed and.. pretty much the feeling after your first kiss actually. Can't describe it any other way.

She was gorgeous, wearing white shirt, jeans. She had blonde hair with darker kind of highlights (I think that's what they are called) ... absolutely beautiful person.

This is a dream that actually spanned several days, even though I only slept 12 hours.

I was playing The Sims Medieval, when suddenly, a snake came through the screen and swalled me whole. I woke up somewhere in the Middle Ages. I don't remember much of that, but I am possitive I was there for a few days. Was very sad because I missed my friends, and suddenly I got teleported back home. I asked my brother what drug he gave me, and he said "percocets". I went to go research it, and I saw that the date was only November 30th. This made me feel heartbroken, because by that date, I had never even met all of you people on this forum (and I wouldn't for almost 2 months). Then the dream faded and I woke up

My old hometown is throwing a film festival at the local movie theater. April and rusty and I have tickets to go see some action flick that I'm not very interested in. Before the movie starts, I tell them that I'm going to the bathroom and sneak to another theater. I am going to see the new tom hanks movie and I'm see jim carrey sitting in a folding chair in the middle of the aisle. Jim carrey is very nervous, constantly shifting his sitting position and chewing on the palm of his hand in an exaggerated fashion. I sit next to him and strike up a conversation. He says hello and we chat a bit about this upcoming film. I tell him that I'm a fan of "Man in the Moon" and "Dumb and Dumber." We watch a bit of the movie and it's not very good. I whisper that I'm going to the bathroom and sneak back to the other movie theater. I tell april and rusty that I'm hanging out with Jim Carrey and that I'll be back in a little while. I get back in to the Tom Hanks movie and Jim Carrey is on screen doing a Fireman Billish Mugging and people are stand up to leave in disgust. Now jim is really freaking out and I sit in an aisle seat a few rows behind him. I see tom hanks sitting there as well.

(something about a teenage girl meeting tom hanks on a rooftop and a very young Forest Whitaker is spying on them. The girl takes her clothes off)

Later April and I are driving to a comedy show. I call my friend Chuck and I tell him about the weird experiences I was having. Suddenly april is driving on an aircraft carrier and is driving too fast to stop in time. The car flies off the ship and into the water. I grab my wallet and my phone and we swim to the ladder and climb back on the ship. We go to a tv/waiting room and take our clothes off and wait for them to dry. A man in a uniform tells me that I shouldn't wait too long to put my clothes back on.

I couldn't concentrate at first because there was too much light coming in through the windows. I put up some old bedsheets over the windows so it would be a lot darker in my room. Right when I settle down to WILD, my dad takes a telephone call and is practically shouting at it, which I can hear from my room. I had a numbing sensation all over my body and felt like I was beginning to spin, but I couldn't clear my mind because I could hear my dad talking on the phone. I will, of course, try again tonight. I do not remember any of my dreams from this session.

flying 1

I was in a strange out door place by a hill or something. Everything was bright green and reminded me of green hill zone from sonic the hedgehog. I was with a couple people and we were trying to jump on these flying things. I managed to jump on one and I started going up, there were handles on the side where I could pull to change my direction.

Flying 2

I was in some sort of party room. Asuka handed me a sword shaped balloon. I started flying around the room making silly swinging motions in the air with my balloon sword. I felt like a flying pirate or something. only with a silly balloon sword.

"Between saying and doing, many a pair of shoes is worn out."
Iris Murdoch

Yeah, I been lazy with my DJ's. I have a few written down but not uploaded. Oh well.

I was all ready to walk to the bus stop so I could go to school. Usually my mother drives me to the stop, but this time my dad walked with me.
The sky was a deep, morning pink. The chilly breeze was calming and the dewey grass was very green. The waking world was quite a beautiful thing to see. The geography of my neighborhood was quite different, but the beauty of the world distracted me from noticing.

I walked down to a big round area of road, like a cul-de-sac but with 3 roads coming into it and I saw Mrs. Green [pseudonym], a teacher from when I was in first grade (not my teacher, but one that I knew). She greeted me and I said hello, and I noticed, I didn't have my bag. Or my shoes.

I told my dad I'd be right back and I ran to my house. I moved very quickly. When I arrived, the garage door was open and a golden retriever was inside my garage.

"Hey!" I shouted, "Beat it you dog!" And thus, the dog quickly ran away.

And that's it. What a weird dream it was.

No. Go away. Get out of my house.

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

It was daytime. I was at a vacation resort in some country like Mexico. The buildings around me were colorful, and set up like shops that bordered around a large, square-shaped central clearing. They had arc-shaped entrances instead of doors.

I walked over to one building and it had two basic, long cylindrical metal poles coming up out of the ground, with a clothesline going from the top of one to the other. A foot or so down the poles, there was another clothesline. Hanging from these two clotheslines, slightly overlapping each other, were white shirts (mainly t-shirts). I looked at them, and browsed for a few minutes. I recall seeing one with a t-rex on it, but the colors were too faded so I didn't want to buy it.

The shopkeeper walked up to me while I was looking. He was wearing some sort of apron around his waist, and a light blue visor.

"Why are the colors so faded?" I asked him.

"They're 3D," was the reply, and he pointed to the shirts. I looked back at them and the layout of them changed, although I didn't notice this in the dream. Three Breaking Bad shirts, in the middle of the clothesline, stood out to me. I went to them right away because I'm a fan of Breaking Bad.

The first t-shirt on the right had a portrait of Gale, one character from the series. It showed him from the shoulders-up, his two hands holding different objects - one was a marijuana leaf, and the other was a bag of what I presumed to be crystal meth. His face was intent and almost creeped me out a bit. I looked at the t-shirt in the center next. It had a very small picture of Jesse Pinkman in his hoodie. It was probably only three or four inches big. The last t-shirt had a picture of the Breaking Bad logo, with the smoky green background. The edges of the image blended out into the t-shirt, creating a nice transition. All three t-shirts had the faded colors, so I was still put off from buying one, but then I looked closer at this shirt. I moved myself up and down and realized it was three-dimensional, and almost played a short clip like a movie as you moved your position. You may have seen those "movie" bookmarks in a Hallmark or other cards store before. That's what they were like.

Haven't posted in a few days, but I've made a little progress.

5/12/11
Remembered a fair bit of a dream about some kind of bastardized version of runescape. I was casting spells and swinging swords at one person in a courtyard. I dubbed him "the noob", and I suppose that's why I was attacking him.

5/13/11
Can't remember anything of the dream, but I woke up in a frenzy. I opened my eyes and I was still partially in the dream (or so it felt), and I was gasping for breath. More of a nightmare, really. I don't get those often.

5/14/11
Remembered a tiny fragment about a rosy-cheeked, bonnet-wearing, brown haired woman in a yellow dress and apron.

I was walking down my stairs and when I got to the bottom I decided to RC.
When I could breathe through my nose I was surprised that I was dreaming. So I went over to this shelf and I wanted to have sex with a really hot girl from a show. So I said, " Cara is coming down the stairs, she was coming over to hang out." So I turned around and sure enough she was there, I went over to her, grabbed her leather. But then I though about the dream and it faded. I tried to stabilize it but it was too late.

So this is a 2 in one entry anyways, on to the lucids.

I was standing in my hallway and RCed. I then was lucid and went out into my living room. My friend's sister was on our couch watching TV. It was very dark and I knew if I didn't get this shit stabilized I would loose the dream. So I shouted, " Increase vividness! Make it brighter! ". When it was finally good I shouted, " I want it to stay like this!". I shouted that a few times. Then I thought to spawn Bridget Regan. But I would've done her in my basement but it was very dark down there and light switches don't usually work in LDs so I decided not to. Then I thought to do it with my friend's sister. So I went over to her, turned around and looked at her grandma, pointed and said," Delete!". Just like that she went away. So then I went over to the girl and started to take her pants off but then I was holding dog paws. Since I don't like screwing dogs, I let go, disgusted. So then I went into my kitchen and wanted to have sex with this girl named Cara. So I tried but I lost the dream.

DJ Log: May 14, 2011 – 7:00AM (USA Eastern)
Text color legend: · NON-DREAM · NOTES · DREAM · LUCID ·

I am Justin Bieber's chauffeur for the evening and I'm driving him around in a small hover car, stopping frequently so he can autograph posters and CDs.

It all starts out with a "normal" dream i am in a jungle and im with some guy who is telling me to go find a dragon to tame he points to a path to follow and i set out on my adventure. the path is closed in by cliff faces on both sides so it turns out to be like a hedge maze. i'm just walking through thinking how cool it would be to ride a dragon and up above by the next intersection, pirate-skeletons and zombies pour out from every direction i draw a sword and start fighting it out i'm slowly pushing my way closer and closer to where i think the dragon is. after a long battle i end up in an opening the cliffs are still surrounding me but i am in a spherical opening, i watch as a dragon comes down from the sky i approach it carefully no sudden movements. then from above on the cliff more zombies and skeletons drop down and now the dragons rocking pirate attire and they all gang attack me. Now i am randomly in school exiting out the back to get on my bus its raining the cold thick rain pours down on me its kind of windy and very cold i walk to where my bus should be but all the other busses are there except mine. i stand and wait patiently and all of a sudden there is an explosion and planes are raining down from the sky in flamming wrecks! wings crash on the field then helicopters decide to join the party and start crashing as well. all i can hear are explosions and thunder people run inside saying "They are coming get inside!" i get a sense of fear and run in with a friend she is frightened out of her mind once we are in school she whispers follow me all the lights in the school are off and she leads me to a door inside its a small dark room with boxes everywhere stacked on one another with a small window opposite the door. she goes behind some boxes left of the door and explains that there used to be a window there we look out the window and gaze at the dark sky and lightning i look down only to notice im about 8 stories up even though we entered the room on the first floor two guys come out from behind boxes and say that they have been hiding for a while as well they have a random lightsource made from an LED and a 9v battery they place it on the floor and we all sit in a circle around it we discuss how to defend ourselves and we block off the door then i said "we dont have to worry about the window we are pretty high up it's not like they could climb up here." i stood up and walked to the window to look at the chaos and noticed a black hand on the outside ledge of the window i called out in a whisper telling everyone to get down and cover your faces before it pulls itself up! as i was tucked down in the corner i was thinking about what happens if it sees us and about life and death and realized this isnt real by recalling how i got 8 floors up. i said to myself "hey im dreaming" and stood up i looked at the three DCs and then at the window and dived out of it wanting to fly but for some reason i just plummeted to the ground that was a shock and a half but i instinctively did a roll when landing, and stood up to observe my surroundings. the rain had stopped and i was no longer near school i landed on a street but there where 4 lanes on each side i looked at where i came from noticing the window i had dived out of now belonged to a large hotel about 30 stories high beside it was a street and a gas station with bushes behind it i decided i was going to search for my dream guide an started walking on the empty road up a hill infront of me i called out "DreamGuide DREAMGUIDE" many times only to hear a booming angry familiar voice it was my dreamguides and the voice felt like it was all around me she was screaming "Why have you not found me yet? Why is it you have time for other things when your lucid and not for me? I thought you were ready to see me but i don't know anymore" I replied "i'm trying to find you now" and she was like sarcastically "Oh yah walking and shouting that works" or something along those lines then she qouted me saying "I'd do anything to find my dream guide even if i had to run forever" yah right she said then becoming angrier and shouting "Well why are you not running now hmmm?" i replied with "i don't even know what direction your in then she screamed "IT DOESN'T MATTER RUN RUUUUNNNN" at this point i just took off in the direction i was looking. i was so scared i was thinking "dont hurt me" i pretty much turned to mush as i sprinted for a while up the hill only to be told "FASTER! RUN FASTER!" and floating letters came up which i knew where from her that said "KILLERKOMP: asdfgds" as she growled at me then, she told me "i'm done with you for now if you can't find me soon i might aswell give up on you" then she sighed and woke me up. when i woke up i immediatly started thinking what i did to piss her off the first time i called out to her she replied with a sweet voice, and the second time i went looking for her i woke up feeling like she was ready to let me find her. I think its because i kind of went back on my word and wasn't trying as hard as i should of to find her. well hopefully i can go lucid and apoligize to her and finally meet her. BTW i think because of her anger i can't use any sort of dream control Ohhh and now that i think back maybe shes testing me or im genuinely bad at dreamcontrol but i was able to fly at high speed and perfectly in my second lucid dream and it was the first lucid dream i tried to fly in so why can't i now? well whatev hopefully i can get out of this situation, my dream guide wouldn't hurt me or abandon me right? RIGHT!?