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April 10, 2011
Lucid Dream 212: Success and Failure
Series: The Land of Dreams, Episode 8
WILD
around 6:00am



I woke up in the morning to piss and immediately returned to bed. I felt the usual vibrations kicking in, so I went with it. SP really didn't last very long. I transitioned after some brief HI.

I found myself in my bedroom, but it was different. There was an open balcony that led outside. I walked through the curtain that was separating my room from the outdoor balcony. I jumped down off the balcony and landed below. My house was mansion-like. It also seemed to be part of a vast estate. I noticed a man wearing a suit and a towel draped over his arm. He walked up and said, "What are the orders, my King." I noticed it was Matt W (an old high school classmate). I said, "Well, your orders are to drop that towel and have some fun." He looked at me strangely and I told him that we were lucid.

He looked excited, but said he didn't know what to do. I replied, "Well, we can anything!" I turned around and there was a huge fountain in front of the house. The water appeared to be a few feet deep. I took off my shoes and said, "We could even do this!" I stepped onto the water and walked across the top of the water. With each step my foot would sink a few inches below the water, but then float back up to the top. It felt a bit awkward walking across, but it never felt like I would lose my balance. I walked back and forth across it several times. Matt took off his shoes, stood on the side of the fountain, and then stepped out onto the water. His foot sunk, he fell forward, and face planted into the fountain. It really cracked me up for some reason. I thought I would laugh so hard that I would wake myself up. As soon as I had this thought, the dream became unstable. I quickly saved it by looking down at my feet, which were bobbing on top of the fountain water. I raised my head back up and everything was stable once again.

I hopped out of the fountain and saw that Matt had climbed out of the fountain as well. He was now standing beside a brick wall. He asked, "Could we do backflips?" I then leapt into the air and performed a triple backflip, landed on my feet and said, "Of course!" He managed to pull off several successful backflips. I decided to take it one step further. I took off running at the brick wall and stepped up onto it. I ran about 6 or 7 steps up the wall and then kicked off. I then performed too many backflips to count as I fell back toward the ground. I stuck the landing and Matt seemed impressed. He then attempted this same maneuver. He took off running and stepped up on the wall. His foot crashed through the brick wall and his leg became stuck in the wall. Laughing, I walked over and pulled him out of the wall. I then walked up slowly to the wall and attempted the inception wall walk. I slowly stepped my foot onto the wall and began slowly waking up it. It felt really cool. I jumped off and performed another backflip or two.

We then walked around the side of the house and there were rows of metal shelves on either side of us. They looked like large warehouse shelves that stood like 30 feet high. The shelves were packed full with bags of dog and cat food. I took off running and started an epic matrix-style wall run. I was running along the bags of pet food and ran sideways almost all the way to the top of the shelves. I jumped down once I came to the end of the row and looked back at Matt and shouted, "Try it!" he took off running along the side and seemed to be doing good, but I noticed the shelf shaking a bit. A large bag of dog food fell off the top and knocked Matt off his wall run. Suddenly bags began falling all around him. They piled up around him up to his waste and he was trapped. Suddenly a small compact bag fell off the top and hit him on top of the head. it knocked him out cold. I was laughing once again. This time, the dream faded and I couldn't hang on to it.

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!

!!!

Monday, April 11, 2011*

Me, mathieu and a few others were walking around what looked like the area around the Julep. We then see the prince driving a fancy European car and treating it poorly. His passenger is the worst, he is banging his bottle of beer on it as they drive. I make a remark to Mathieu that we should tell the queen and get the car for ourselves.*

Like that were at her place. There are a few cars parked nearby. She asks me what I like. I point over to a beat up dart that seen better days. She asks me why. I tell her that I love muscle cars and am currently looking for a project. She says no and hands me an auction slip. She then says if I wanted I could sell that someday and buy one if I wanted. I look at it and she had given me a Shelby cobra worth about 113,000$. Another guy was given an old zonda and I forget what mathieu got. I remember shaking the queens hand, but it was now a younger man and a black women. She wasn't very attractive and had a gap between her front teeth. We all walked towards our newly acquired cars and jumped in. I barely fit in the Shelby which is odd because I'm not too skinny or fat. I had a hard time moving my right foot to reach both pedals. I was also on the right side because it must have come from England.*

Later, I'm at a light and when it turns green I drift it around the corner with ease. I then see the prince and pull up beside him. I crank my wheel all the way to the right at a light. When it turns green I do two 360 spins and get beside him and hit the accelerator. I fly by him like he's standing still and I flip him off.*

Up the road, I see a test track and a bunch of cars racing. Its one of the top sports car track testing their new line of cars. I make my way onto the track even though it's private. I zip past everyone while I fly in and out of tight windy corners. Eventually, I catch up to first place and see a Lincoln town car. I zip by him victoriously and make a mad dash off the track.*

Security, upset, follow me down the road. I had a friend film the whole thing so my perpective went to him. He hid behind the bush and "made a run for it like a robbery" there was then some voice with an epic one liner, but I forget most of it. "they were seen again, but never all together and never.......".

The first place i remember being is in a room at school with my friend Joab. We were in the hospital wing of the school, which doesn't really exist. It was a whole building for the sick, instead of just a nurse's office. He was smoking some weed out the window of the room.
"Dude, we come here all the time to blaze," he was telling me,"nobody ever comes in here."
I glance down at my phone and realize that I am 10 minutes late for class. I tell bid Joab farewell and exit the room. I exit the room and find myself in a flurry of hurrying nurses, all dressed up in different colored scrubs. They are all wearing hair nets and masks, as if they are about to perform an operation. As I'm hurrying to my next class, I glance down and realize I am not wearing shoes. Figuring that I must have left them in the room with Joab, I turn around and start hurrying back. I'm surprised to see that two nurses have walked into the room while Joab was hitting a pipe. I decide I better not get involved in this. I exit the building and start sprinting because now I am very late for class. I'm sprinting in the direction of my dorm room to get a new pair of shoes. I am sprinting down a steep grassy hill and at the bottom I see a road. When I get to the road, there has been a huge traffic jam and everyone is honking and yelling. The cause for this jam is the fact that There are many cars driving in all lanes of the road in opposite directions. They are extremely irate at one another for driving the wrong way. I find this extremely funny, and I chuckle as I sprint through the cars and up the hill on the other side. I remind myself that I must concentrate on reaching my dorm room. As soon as I do so, everyone in the traffic jam quits yelling at each other and begins to run in the same direction, towards my dorm room. This reminds me of the movie Inception, where the dream people are the subconscious, and they act accordingly to my own subconscious thoughts. This is what triggers my lucidity. All of a sudden I realize I am dreaming. I keep sprinting in the same direction, and i stretch out my hands to feel the tall grass on both sides of me. I am amazed at how real it feels. I decide that I want to leave school, so I dive into the ground thinking it will take me elsewhere. I go right through the ground and find myself flying above a field of green grass. I marvel at my height for a minute, and suddenly I am caught in a black veil of darkness. I feel myself waking up, and I urgently try to throw off the veil. I am unsuccessful, and I wake up, finding myself throwing my blanket off the bed.

I've not been recalling much about my dreams lately.
I went to bed this morning at 7:30 and woke at 11:30. I was sitting almost cross-legged with my head on the bed in between my knees. I woke when I started coughing up a lung.
I went back to sleep at around 1PM and woke at 4:15.

The only part I remember about any of my dreams is of a man being buried. I was in some enormous dumpster type thing and a couple men (?) were throwing dirt on top of some other man (?). Eventually, though, the man being buried started coughing and moving. Everyone quickly climbed out of the dumpster and one of the guys I was with closed it, locked it and "sealed" it with another series of locks (oddly enough, the lock and sealing mechanisms were the most memorable and vivid part of the dream). I was distraught. I felt if they were going to leave the man in there, they should kill him.

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14.4.2011

Anger Management (DILD)

★★★☆☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Originally Posted by Mzzkc

Spinning, swiping, with ferocious animosity and honed skill, I cut down the fell beasts, these dark, grotesque hell-dogs, as they swarm violently around me, snapping their maws in an attempt to devour me, but I finish the lot of them off with a tremendous, black Getsuga, tinged with a red fury, absorbing their power into my own; as they disintegrated into nothingness, I thought, Time to abuse it. . .

I was a new super hero. Young, relative to the older heroes. Someone evil was standing high on the ruins of the Eiffel Tower (how I got to France, I don't know) when I flew up there she was not alone, a lot of other super villains were there too. It seems we were to have an all out brawl. I defeated Magneto by making an electro-magnetic field around him which he couldn't break. I defeated Juggernaught with a wicked elbow to his plated head, leaving a dent.

I don't remember much else, but there was a whole epic before the Eiffel Tower, that may have even been Lucid at the time. Something about hiding and collecting resources. Maybe it was post-apocalyptic. I'm not sure.

I find myself in the middle of a suburb street at night. My mp3 and external hard drive are on the skeletal remains of a bus in the street. I was pulling something like a bike on to the grass. My music's playing from the mp3 player and I notice someone making their way to it so I beeline to the remains of the bus in order to grab it first but the person gets it first. And it's a big dude.

We have a "give me that", "no", war for a bit, but eventually he fumbles and I take it from his hands. He makes fun of my purple phone case and I reply with "Oh, do you want to know where I got it? Well, I forgot!" Very playfully, and I really did forget. This kind of playful mockery continues until I drag TB into it, and say he doesn't want to be in the middle of it, but then he does some quick punches and jabs in the air, showing off. A second guy appears and I leave to block the first guy from taking pictures of TB who is a Zen Boxer. When I return TB is playing a "Zen Game" which consists of him killing random cartoonish people on the screen. I awake with a certain anxiety I'm not quite able to place.

Side note: TB is someone from my elementary school whom I only see on FB now and haven't talked to in over a decade. This isn't the first time he's appeared in my dreams as some tributary character. I should note his appearance as a dream sign.

[B]06.04.11[/B][COLOR="royalblue"]

I was standing on the platform on a train station. It resembled, or at least in my mind it was a train station i know from real life.
But it wasn't the way it usually was, this time it was curved, and there was a staircase that lead down into a tunnel to my left. The staircase was in the right spot, and there was a platform on the other side of the rails, just like in real life. Difference was that the staircase lead downards, instead of up.
The train arrives. Me and a pair and perhaps a few others realize that we're on the wrong platform. I started running, down the tunnel to get there. I think I notice some people in the tunnel, but I don't remember what was different about them. I think it might have been a litle girl and some man talking on a phone.

When I get up on the right platform, I see on a sign that the right train arrives in 1 minute, and then realize that it's actually already here, and not only that, but it's already started moving. For some reason, it stops and lets me get in. There are 6 seats in every row, with still quite a lot of space to walk in. Looks more like the interior of a plane than a train, it has seperate seats with seat belts.
I'm stressed out from being in such a hurry, so I'm not thinking clearly, so I just quickly scan the room and sit down on the seat that's farthest away from the window and closest to the space where people walk past. I realize that there's a little girl sitting in the seat by the window, which makes me uncomfortable and anxious. Somehow we end up in a tickle fight, and another little girl joins in. No idea where she came from... [/COLOR]

[B]20.03.11[/B]

[COLOR="royalblue"]I remember something about fighting some bosses. And it was incredibly easy. I knew that I could deflect magic attacks, but the final boss didnt even get to attack before I killed it.

Then I got to some mansion, there was something minecrafty about it, we counted up how many blocks across the mansion was made of, for some reason. I can't remember why, but it had to be more than 15 (or was it 25?) blocks across, and it was, so, success I guess.

So I went through a door, and there was a hallway leading right, and then a door to the left, which lead into the living room. I don't clearly remember walking through the living room, but I do remember meeting a dragon, this time it would surely be more of a challenge.

I flew backwards at high speed, the dragon was right infront[/COLOR] (behind? ehhh, well it was following me) [COLOR="royalblue"]of me, I waited with attacking, because I wanted to try deflecting it's fireball.
It fired, and I easily waved it away. It attacked again, and I deflected it again, but this time I kind of made it spin around my wand, as I wanted to deflect several attacks and then throw it back at the boss, because I wanted it to be a little more exciting.
The dragon then said something about that it couldn't help me with something so advanced as double deflecting, repeating the pattern of bosses being too simple to defeat.

I remember shooting the dragon in the face, then I flew, back first, at high speed, through the door that lead to the hallway, neatly maneuvered to the left and zigzagged through the next door, and the dragon smashing up the house because it was too big to fit through the doors. Intense![/COLOR]

Anyways, can't remember whether the flying was inspired by Rainbow Dash or by Toothless

This is my second actual recorded dream. It's already more detailed than my previous one, thanks to some help from some dream recall topics in the forums.

I was in a small theater watching a play of some sort, and then a scene came up I was supposed to play. I got up, and got in costume (a suit jacket and hat) and began to dance around with the other actors. It was directed by my high school technical theater teacher, Ms. C. The actors were supposed to sing, but no one knew the lines, so we just kind of hummed along with the music, guessing where we could. When the scene ended, there was applause, and the room got bigger and a movie started.

When it finished, I left, got in my car, and began to drive. I wasn't going anywhere in particular, but when I tried to turn around, I accidentally turned into the courtyard of some fancy building, and couldn't get out. I drove around for a bit and couldn't find a way out still, so I got out of my car and tried to get out using the escalators. When I got back to my car, it had turned into a briefcase, and I carried it up one of the escalators. I don't remember anything else.

I think it might also be noteworthy that I woke up quite a few times this night. I think I may have already done some lucid things but couldn't hold on to them or at least remember them. That first one's the more likely of the two options. It's more likely that I was just waking up for no reason though.

I meant to post this one the previous day, but I got distracted by some miscellaneous chore and forgot. Here it is now.

I was driving around my childhood neighborhood or a similar one, burning time. I think there were two other people in the back seat of the car. I vaguely recall wanting to buy or find something. As I looked around, I saw something interesting in someone's yard (it was in an area similar to the front lawn of my old house) and I went to check it out. As I continued looking, I noticed a spiderweb, and then more webs began appearing. There were some spiders of varying sizes at this point, most smaller than a standard index card, but there was one in the middle about the size of my foot. Then something changed it it became Super Mario-esque.

It's a little vague, but I'm literally just now starting to record my dreams. Hope this works!

I had my first dream where I actually became someone else the other night. Non lucid, but still interesting.

Me and a bunch of my friends were getting into my parents car. Only it was strange because the car looked disgusting, I remember it smelling really bad, and it was all run down and blackened. Then two classic dream signs hit me. Amazing I didn't notice them. I was in my high school with my college friends J and B and we were late for class. We went into a room where our class wasn't at and sat down for some reason. They get up and leave and suddenly I realize I've become E (a girl). As E I start flirting with my friend K from my high school. But at the same time I still know that I'm not E on the inside and I feel bad about doing it because I know I'm only leading him on.

I leave the class and I'm myself again. I find B. He's with a crowd of people and I go to the center to see what they're all watching. There's a tall black guy with glasses in the middle of the crowd and hes dancing in the weirdest way I've ever seen. It's also incredibly cool the way he's moving around. Dream dancing is quite interesting. When they're done B talks to the guy and his friends. B gets pissed off because apparently they have a tape of themselves waking us up at a sleepover by surprise or something. That's all I remember.

Then last night I had a pretty vivid dream with a lot of recall. But when I woke up I snoozed and went back to sleep so I only got a little bit of it. At some point I was on facebook in something that looked like my parent's office. I look out the window into the window of another building and I see M making out with her roommate K (also a girl). I'm just like "typical..." and leave. I find myself in a park from home. People are playing tennis. I go onto the court and watch. The people playing on my court are good, but on the other courts everyone sucks. I watch for a while and make my way out.

'sall I remember. My classes end in 3 weeks though so my journalling should get a lot better.

4/14/11- I had a dream me and some black guy were in jail and we went in the back, and he had some cocaine. He offered me some and I was like ok. I sniffed it and immediately felt the effects, I got jittery and my muscles started contracting. We started walking toward the hall and then I went to the bathroom. The black guy got caught and they tested him positive. Also when I went into the rec room, some guy started explaining to the rest about how my lip moved when I was doing something, that I was high.

Leo and I we're reading books about zietgiest. We were looking at houses to move into. We found a kinda nice one. It was big but kind of old. I was talking to a group of people saying if you don't love your body when you die you die for good. I talk for a while about how I loved my body and how I loved everyone else. I was half naked. The zietgiest books were a little creepy. The covers looked like they were meant to be for Halloween and were animated. I was on the phone with Leo and we were talking about how excited we were to move in. The realtor came in and said this house was only 11k we thought about buying the place. I saw the master bathroom and was freaked out there was something wrong. I knew that the woman who owned the house died in that bathroom. It looked nice, but had weird energy. I looked around and was scared. I saw a messed up kitchen and walked faster. I was lost in the house going in circles. I saw a ghost and screamed on the phone to leo as I ran. The ghost looked like Kara. It would catch up to me and I would scream harder. It was kind of funny in a way because it would make a funny face Kara makes. Kind of like it was trying to be scary in a funny way. It was chasing me but also looked like it was running away. It fell and twisted its head. I laughed and said you idiot now your dead and we both laughed.

I was walking baron and he found another pug the he made friends with on the street. They we're playing for a while when I saw the lady had another dog. It was super black and scary looking. I touched it and it tried to bite me. I was Trying to get baren to leave but the dog would chase us and try to bite us. I woke up in my old apartment and went out of the room. I broke a lamp. Baron kept trying to eat glass and it was pissing me off. I got the vacuum and tried to vacuum it all up. It wouldn't work very well. I had to throw the glass in the garbage.


Everything was weird when I woke up. My table was moved and there was a large truck outside my driveway. I walked to the bathroom and kara was putting on makeup. I went downstairs and Adam was playing with trains and my mom was making dinner. Why is it dark already? I went upstairs and I saw kids stealing shit from the truck. I got my green laser and started shining it at them. They ran away up a hill and I kept trying to get it in their eyes. There was a group of people in my front yard and I hit them with the laser. They stopped and started looking for me. I was hidden behind my curtains and was sure they couldn't see me. They gave up looking and started to leave. I was safe. A knock on my door made me think I wasn't safe. I opened the door and a black looking man with dreadlocks was there. He worked at the gym and had a logo on his shirt. It looked like he was trying to hit me and I was holding his arms down but he was too strong. I tried to be nice and asked him what the problem was. He said I hit him in the eye with the laser and he was pissed. I told him the story and he kind of understood, but told me to never use my lasers again. He knew I had a giant blue one because hes been watching it at night. He knows they are cool and he has one too. I agreed and he left. I quickly ran upstairs to shine it on him as he was leaving. I thought the table looked so weird because it was positioned differently and knew I was dreaming. I was rubbing my hands together for most of this and woke up several times. I went to Kara and asked if she was the real Kara. She kept responding with stupid answers and I quickly knew it wasn't her. I woke. I reentered by saying 1 im dreaming. 2 im dreaming 3 im dreaming until I sort of just knew I was back in. I did nose rcs to confirm im dreaming. It looked 100% vivid, real, and complete. I wanted to have sex so I spend a while looking for a girl. I went outside then inside then upstairs and found a hot girl laying in my bed. I knew if I played I would probably wake up. Also, she wasn't as vivid as everything else. A voice told me its because I created her out of my mind and I have never seen her before so she wouldn't be as strong an image. I left her and woke anyway. I was waiting and then I was back in the dream. This time I went downstairs and tried to make a portal. I couldn't. I've gotten worse at portals for some reason. I tried to get that magnetic feeling in my finger, but nothing. Adam was laughing at me calling me a noob. I gave up and went outside. It looked 100% like my neighborhood. It was sunny out. I made it cloudy for some reason, probably just to try and see if I could. My powers were weak. I woke. I reentered and Leo was there. I wanted to show him how I could shoot a laser and couldn't. I asked if I could borrow some of his power and he gave me some. I was beginning to shoot it and failed again. I woke. I was getting annoyed that I couldn't do shit. I went back outside and ran super speed for a while. That I could do. I woke. Michael was calling me on my phone and I was annoyed because I was trying to DEILD. My phone picked up by itself and Michael was trying to talk to me. I ignored it and went back inside the dream. I fucked around for a little longer and then remembered I wanted my dream guide. I went outside and said I want to find my dream guide. Everything changed I heard a loud noise and was instantly teleported I think to another planet. The shift was weird. Its like reality was washing away to another location. I never left earth before even when I tried. I was so shocked. Everything was red. There wore volcanoes and it all looked hot. The sky was either black or red I can't remember. Looked like something almost prehistoric. I know I've been here before. It was so familiar. It was 100% vivid and I somehow knew my dream guide lives here. I was excited. I woke. I couldn't get back in. I felt the true shift of waking up.
EDIT: I remember jumping around in joy spinning in circles really fast. I remembered that spinning could change a scene so I stopped. Nothing happened.