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im in this ware house and im a kiddnapped kid im special or somthing and ther bad guy infected so im throwing blood around then there this body on the ground have of its gods son and the top have is the devils son the devile part is burned black and gods son part is just brown beacuse of karma or somthing im putting a rubber band around the torso somone died or is going to die im a little freak out

This dream was like an animated adventure film. It was a lot like logorama. I repeatedly told myself I wanted to have a dream like lograma.

Everything is kushti I'm walking with characters from Regular Show and I'm Mordecai. We're in New York and getting into a cable car. For some reason the cable car has an eject unit on the side. I'm not lucid at this point but it is wierd.


Something happens and then we get off at the cable car station. There is an evil cat and he wants to take over the world by throwing people out of cable cars. Me,Rigby and some white bird go back to foil his evil plan we went into the car and fought him. We then ejected him but it wasn't over. I was lucid now but the story was too good so I forgot about controlling the dream. Rigby mostly saved the day by throwing himself at the cat.

We foiled his plan by capturing him and taking him to the station (I think).

The start of this dream is kind of a blur, but I remember being in school, and getting into trouble about something. The next thing I remember (although, I know things happened between them, but I just can't remember -__-) I'm walking down a pathway with my mother and sister. My mother is looking for a house where she needed to go because of that thing I got into trouble for at school (can't remember what it was :/). After a bit of walking, we saw the house around 200 m in front of us. (This was at night by the way).
We saw groups of people wearing dark clothes enter the house, and it seeemed like there was a party happening inside. I immediately felt a chill, like something was wrong with the house. My sister seemed to feel it too, but my mum kept on approaching the house. Me and my sister screamed for her to not go, and tried to keep her back, but she forced her way past us and ran to the house. We followed. My sister and I rushed to my mum, who was standing in front of a gate to the left of the main entrance. (This was within the actual front yard of the house). When I approached the door to see what was behind the gate, hands suddenly rushed from within the gate (i didnt see any other body part) and one of them grabbed me. I didn't know what was happening with my mum and sister, but the person holding my hand (i only saw his/her hand) said, as I tried to run away, "One by One, we'll get to you" or something like that in an evil tone.
The dream then fast forwards to me sitting in my parent's bedroom, with my mother and sister standing in front of me in dark robes, and shiny jewellery around their necks. I realised that my mother was wearing a necklace around her neck with the christian cross on it (we are not christian), and i felt an evil vibe from them. My sister was wearing somewhat revealing dark gothic clothes and also had shiny jewellery around her necks. I don't remember if she had a cross around her neck, though.

The dream (still continuing) then fast forwards to me, my younger sister (the same one from earlier in the dream - shes older than me but the younger of my two sisters), my mother and my eldest sister's fionce in an old car. My sisters fionce was driving the car. It was rainy and dark (at night). We drove (i didnt know to where) on and on, until my sisters fionce suddenly swerved to the right for an unknown reason, and drove off a cliff into a rocky floor below. We all got up safely and scared, and saw some builders working on building some stone pillars of some sort. Something I don't remember well happened, and then one of the builders said (referring to my sisters fionce) "Haha at least he won't be heere for long". The dream (still going on and continuing) then fast forwards to me sitting on a table and chair in front of the creepy house. This time its daylight, and I'm not afraid. I'm sitting at a table with a friend of mine. He smiles, and I wake up.

Okay so I had a lot of dreams and they were crazy.


- It was N's birthday so I drew him a picture and printed it on a bright blue t-shirt. The picture was weird and had like a hamburger and a dress on it and a bunch of other stuff. I took a picture of the shirt and sent it to him, then I realized I hadn't shown him the picture that was on the shirt yet, so I was like "oh I'll upload that now". He was collecting pictures of people's b-day presents for him and posting them on some forum, there were a lot. Later I was at the mall and thinking I should get a better shirt for the picture, and there was someone else there telling me I should.


- I was talking to N on facebook and he had posted a slightly annoyed status, and I posted a comment and added '<33' at the end even though it didn't fit at all. I was hoping it wouldn't annoy him but I was the 4th comment and all the others had hearts at the end too. When it posted though, facebook changed the <33 to a symbol of a heart with another half-heart attached lol, like this:

- Some evil guy had kidnapped N and me and a bunch of people and was trying to kill us. We were in this huge dark room and there was this big screen at the end that was like a portal we had to get to in order to escape. There were lots of obstacles and dangerous/painful things on the way to the portal.

At one point we were crawling on our hands and knees across chunks of metal on a slight hill, and a girl who was also there said a word I didn't understand. I asked her what it meant and she told me it meant crawling, and was like "it hurts if you do it too long". There were other words like that too, like the other people we were with were using a bunch of slang terms I'd never heard and they'd have to explain.

Then I was able to pause the whole scenario and draw new outfits for N and myself and then we would get them when we went back in. So I drew us these weird kinda futuristic outfits, and then decided we needed flying bikes, so I gave myself a lime green one and him a hot pink one.

Then it went back and we were in the room again with our new outfits and bikes. N was flying way up at the very top of the room which was really tall. I was really close to the portal, so I leapt for it, and right as I was about to touch it, it suddenly went all white, then had white bars across it, then shut off, and a booming voice declared, "PORTAL DISABLED".

The screen was on the side of a rocky cliff, and everyone looked up to the top of the cliff to see this horrible blueish sea creature/demon thing with a human face and head. The evil guy, who we couldn't see, was telling us that this monster was going to send us all through 8 challenges to be able to escape. I looked right into its eyes, and its eyes bulged way out and it shrieked loudly, and I saw this vision of how we all might die. I snapped back and realized it hadn't been real, then told N, who was beside me again, that I'd just had a dream about what was going to happen to us.

I don't know if we did the challenges or not, because the next thing I knew, it was all over and I was talking with N [again?] in a very peaceful nice field next to a pond. It was like watching a movie at this point; I saw both of us from a third person POV, though not very clearly, and I knew everything had finished somewhat happily and it was like a nice ending scene. My hair was in a bun with a weird round clip/tie and he had some sort of nickname for me.

Also sometime after it was over, I told him I had added the bikes at the last minute, and he said something along the lines of "hmm yeah I could tell, you should really stick to a theme" lol.


- Then I had a false awakening and "woke up" on the couch in my cousins' house, where I was actually sleeping. I thought 'wow that dream was really intense, I should ask if he had the same one'. [I did ask later, he didn't remember his dreams.] But then there was this thing where I thought maybe he was actually one of my cousins and that freaked me out lol.

Then my aunt was talking about how she could lucid dream, and I was like "me too!" I started trying to WILD, still in the dream, and managed to get partly into another dream a couple times, but kept getting 'woken up' by my cousins (not sure if I was actually waking up irl but I don't think I was). Finally I made it into a dream within the dream and was lucid in the new one.

I was at a shopping centre in my city near a movie theatre, and my aunt was there as well in her pyjamas, and it was just sort of accepted that we could and were sharing dreams. She ran off, and I walked around the corner, touching walls and stuff and inspecting them and doing RCs.

Then I thought of what I read in the School of Out of Body Travel book, about how it was guaranteed that whenever you stared at something very closely for a long time in a dream, it would start to warp and change. I stared at my finger closely for a while but nothing happened, so I started to wonder if I was really dreaming for a moment, but another nose RC confirmed that I was. Then I saw N was there [again :| get out of my head dude lol] so I gave him a hug.


- I then "woke up" back into the FA at my cousins' house, and they asked about the dream I'd just had, so I told them what happened. My mom then said she was making pancakes [she actually kinda woke me up irl to say we were having waffles lol so it got incorporated] and asked if I wanted strawberry, blueberry or both. There was a plastic cup on the table with a few halved strawberries and three fresh blueberries. I ate a large blueberry and it was really good.

I was with my friend, N, and we had to break into a building in order to get information to solve some sort of crime. The owner of the building was a middle-aged businessman who was definitely a 'bad guy'. We were in a dark room, lit up only by the moon, that looked like an unused office in an office building, with a light tile floor, white walls, and a couple windows on one wall. It had a few odd metal structures in it and a stepladder that reached about 2-3 feet from the ceiling.

We were trying to be quiet and get around everything without knocking it over, as it would make a lot of noise and the owner was right down the hall. We also had cool skateboards. Something happened and we realized we would have to do something loud, but for some reason we figured that if we both climbed to the very top of the stepladder and hid there, when the owner came running in and turned on the lights, the ladder would disappear and he wouldn't be able to see us.

But then one of the metal things fell over and made a loud clanging sound, and we both started freaking out a bit and couldn't get up on the ladder in time. The owner then came in and caught us. I was a bit annoyed at N because it had been his idea, but I told him we had to stay calm, and he agreed.


This was one of those dreams where I just know I had a long awesome adventure but can't remember the details. ><

Non-Dream Non-Lucid Lucid

I woke up at about 4:30 and decided to try WILD with Low Alpha Binaural Beats. Went on for about 30 min, but didnt get SP. So I just decided to take off my headphones and go to sleep.

I needed to cover for Mr Lee in his room, because he was busy. But then I was somehow running through a bush with Crichton, Scorpius and Ka D'Argo. We started to approach a slightly clearer patch, which, I was sure where we were meant to be, Crichton wasn't following. I turned around and he was there, looking evil, and on a white pony. I turned the other way as D'Argo was the same. Scorpius growled and the pony thing that was 'possessing' them left them both, it tried to fly away to the roof (At this point it looked like an evil ghost woman in a white gown, and I was somehow in a big dark red hall). Scorpius grabbed its soul, and pinned it to the ground by stabbing it. White wax stuff oozed out of it and formed the shape of a cross (Crucifix), and somehow was now on the high back of a chair. Then some woman which I somehow knew was very evil, was sitting in a different chair with a high back, told me that I can't actually have something (Dont remember what it was), and I saw a beautiful girl on the far end of the hall, and the evil woman said something about the Justice of Peace, and I tried to get her to give 'it' to me, but she didn't.

Woke up and wrote it down. Have a feeling like this dream might be trying to tell me something.

this dream is from a loong time ago, i just remembered it.

i'm in a church van on my way to camp at GLBA. we're almost there but up ahead the road runs stright into a pond. to my left there are three or four cabins. i'm sitting next to this kid James from school and he shows me this poem in a book. the poem is about death and i don't remember exactly what it said but i think it was about the beauty in death. now i'm out of the van and James and i are sitting between two of the earlier cabins inside a pin where there is a goat. we go inside the cabin and it is broken and destroyed, everything burned except for this mirror. a full body mirror and in it i don't see myself, i see Satan. we decide to pour gasoline on everything especially the mirror and set the cabin on fire. we're sitting in the field with the goat watching everything burn. the mirror doesn't burn. we bury it to the best of our abilities and go once again to sit in the field. and at the exact moment that the goats lays it's head in my lap the mirror starts to rise out of the ground. i think the goat was telling me to accept my fate.

6/23/2011
The dream is first person, I'm myself and am accompanied by a sciencey looking man, a woman, and her child. We go downwards into a vault type area and see the most horrible things in front of us. As we walk through this darkened metallic area we see to our sides great machines that work away all day under a building... They're grinding people. The gore is massive, endless and disgusting. Great gears and spiked spindles tear apart the meat and produce rain of red into a giant consuming pit under each. There is little or no dialogue between us as we reach a fork. To the right is light from a hole in the ceiling and to the other is an elevator; and by my suggestion we open the elevator. Inside there are dozens of floors on the panel outside the elevator but only three appeal to me, S1, S2, and S3. I press the button for S3, and when the doors open the entire elevator is covered in the gore we saw earlier, and it appears darker than our current area. I quickly close it and decide that S1 is probably nicer. As I guessed, the doors opened and it looked totally normal, metallic and safe. I usher in the child and woman and send them off. Next up I open S2, which is considerably less frightening than S3, although still fairly disgusting. I reopened S3, and sent in the man, who was now a Marine looking guy with a machine gun. I closed him in and he wasnt very happy about it when he was sent off.
Now, I have a gun and head into S2 sending myself down. When the gears grind to the bottom and I reach my destination the hallway is extremely narrow and ends about two steps after i enter. Then, it begins to open and as it does the insides of the walls im expected to walk through are covered in the grinding saw blades that did wonders on making mince out of the bodies and the entire time I walked through the ever opening passage I felt like I was going to die at any moment. Then, in a truly theatrical manner some kind of creature pulls itself out of a pit of gears and says something canon to what you would expect for entering its lair.
I remember saying something to myself like, this wont be scary I've seen it before and as I thought it was a recycled sprite from some game or other and the dream suddenly turned third person. A few gunshots later and I was able to kill it, then it zooms out and im in my bedroom playing this "game" I had imagined. After a short conversation with my brother who walked in about the game a score screen came up... Heh, Resident Evil was always fun wasnt it? Thats what we called it.

I am at a high school dance (although I am 20 and in college now). I go out to my car for something and I see a black man come up to me and start to get into my car to steal my things. I am horrified and try to tell the people in the car next to me but they think I'm kidding and that the robber is a friend because of how calm we both appear. I am trying to dial "911" on my cell phone but the calls won't go through and I notice I have been dialing "991" over and over instead.

Later, a girl who I sense is evil has a crush on me (I myself am a heterosexual girl). The girl bites my lip and makes it bleed. She starts to shake as if she is possessed and says that blood makes her crazy. I make out with her with intent to have sex with her but I never do.

-At this point I "woke up" and wrote the above in my journal but when I woke later, nothing was there. I believe this was an out of body experience as I have been practicing this a lot lately.-

Later, I am at the water park and a little black boy sprays me and my mom with a spray gun full of orange liquid. I assume it is orange soda (delicious). People around me are shouting and happy. As the boy sprays me I lift a blanket I am wrapped in to shield the spray and laugh.

Later, I am in my recent ex's room wearing a blanket again. He is sweating and asks, "aren't you hot?" I take the blanket off, say, "no," and put the blanket back on.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of random dreams last night, and I've concluded that I was Lucid in one of them.

00.45: Sleep

09.00: Dreams DILD
*It's night out and I know I'm dreaming. I'm a vampire, standing on a small hill overlooking a wooden village. I jump and make a short flight to the nearest rooftop and land silently. I look out over the village, it's almost pitch black. Gotta wait, make sure the dream doesn't de-stabilize because I can't see anything.

I lose lucidity when I can see properly again. There's a boy near the edge of the lake. I jump down from the roof and run over to the boy. I sink my fangs into his neck and suck out some blood. People nearby starts yelling and I let the boy go. Wow the young ones have much power in them! I run towards the lake and get on the water. Instead of running I just stand still and will myself to skate on it, it feels awesome!

Dream skips. I'm circling the village again and pull out one of my teeth, it looks rotten. I wonder if there are other teeth I can replace mine with. The ones I have at the moment don't feel right. Perhaps my regular teeth would suffice.

*I'm in school and some kid next to me is whining alot. I draw a very weird, broad arrow head. "This is how an arrow should look like" I say.

*I'm in a supermarket in some foreign country. It's almost completely empty, except for one Spanish guy. He's holding cereal and some other groceries, but he looks very poor. "I'm actually almost rich, it's just that we can't afford much in this country" he tells me. I think it's sad how a person can make so much money doing menial work up in Sweden, and a "rich" person can barely afford food in other countries.

09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Kinda cool to be a vampire again. What fascinates me is the way I think when I'm not human in my dreams.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

every time i try to control a dream or i think i am in control, it takes a dark turn. it will already be taking a dark turn and when i try to change it it gets even worse. ask me about some of my worst dreams.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Did some mantras before going to bed last night, and it paid off! I had another Lucid finally, it's been almost two weeks since last time. Never underestimate the power of MILD.

22.10: Sleep

05.10: Evil kids won't leave me alone MILD
I'm in my mom's house. My mom's upset for some reason and she keeps yelling at me. I yell back. She walks around the room and starts yelling again. I run up to her and yell the same words back in her face and we both start laughing. She seems to have a serious mental illness. Her dog Igor and my grandma's dog Lady starts wrestling on the floor. My dad cheers them on. I can hear my brother coming home and my mom starts yelling again. "You are not allowed to go into the sauna wet, only dry! I don't want to see any water at all!"

Dream skip. Not sure how I ended up infront of the house, but I'm lucid and I'm holding my hands up. The house is on fire. I focus and make the fire stronger by will.

Dream skip. I wake up in my bed. I look at the time, 09.30. "Strange, I've only slept for a few minutes since going back to sleep." I get up and remove some keys from my key hanger which doesn't really exist. It's crooked aswell and I start touching it.

I turn lucid just like that. "Cool, two lucids in one night!" I say out loud.

Dream skip. I'm walking down a path in the middle of a neighbourhood. There's a pine hedge all around me when I spot an outdoors toilet. I get in and do my thing, I look down at my hand. I count eight fingers or more and have to recount them after "feeling" the dream a bit, it's too real to be a dream.

Yup, I'm dreaming alright, sweet! Two kids show up, apparently I forgot to close the door, and when I look around I notice there are no walls. I'm still doing the number two though. The boys seems to be curious, a brown haired one around six and a white haired one around ten. I get a brilliant idea. "So, how does it feel to be a dream character, a part of me?" Halfway through the question, the white haired boy starts grinning and I can see his entire mouth is filled with pointy teeth, he looks quite evil.



He hesitates for a moment before replying. "You should ask Linus." That's a weird answer. "Linus who?" I say, and say a coworkers full name. "Yeah him, he's going to make a list." I have no idea what he's talking about and I keep on taking my crap, somehow it never is enough. We talk about something more but I can't recall what, all of a sudden the dream collapses around me and everything goes black.

I focus with all my might on the ground. I rub it with my hands and a sliver of vision returns. My vision gets better by the second and soon I'm back fully. "Gotta focus on the dream boys!" I say and do a noseplug RC, cool I can breathe. I look at the different plants around me, everything looks greener than in real life. I try to forget about my sleeping body.

All of a sudden everyone starts running away and a small kid in a dark red robe with the hoodie pulled up appears. I'm in some kind of tag game and I start running. I run around the nearest house and stop at the back. The kid comes up and I've had enough of that evil little brat, getting chased in a Lucid sucks. I grab the kid by his throat and lift him up. I enter the door next to me and a man in his fifties, trying to fend off another kid, tries to stab me with a knife.

I grab the knife inches from my face with telekinesis and the man is paralysed with fear. I forget about the kid I was holding as I enter the living room. Seems like there is another kid in here, harrassing the woman. I decide to show off my powers and make the knife spin around a bit, aswell as an unopened beer. I try to open the beer with the knife but I break away the metal thingy. I stab the beer and take a sip.

The woman is standing in the stairs, just as afraid as her husband was. I've got a firm hold on her leather bag with telekinesis as I make the knife spin around her head, very close to her eye. Her bag is made up of strange patterns and black beads. I read the bag and from it I get that she has had pheasant for lunch. My alarm wakes me up.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! My recall of the first part wasn't very good, I couldn't get more than a few scenes here and there and I have a hard time connecting the dots. Anyways it was cool to have another Lucid again, next time I'll try to focus on my "Fight" task.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Actually it's almost night time. Just got home from sunny Gran Canaria and even though I intended to take a week off dreaming, I couldn't do it... Yes, I am addicted. Still, it's pretty hard to ignore those awesome dreams you've just had and when you have unlimited sleeping time, it's kinda hard to resist getting lucid. Oh well, I had some really fucked up dreams, and five lucids in total. Here's what I dreamt.

6/5 - Short fight DILD
*I'm fighting two guys when I realise I'm dreaming. They still come at me though and I half-heartedly hope they won't hit me. Their punches stops before they hit me, sweet!

8/5 - Finding my sword MILD
*I'm sitting at a table with three older guys. I have a gun in my hand, and one of them is telling me to shoot him. I check the mag, it's full of bullets. I shove it back in and cock the pistol. I put the gun against the man's neck. "What if this isn't reality" one of the other two asks me. "What if we're dreaming right now?" I say and look at my hand.

I realise I'm dreaming as I count seven fingers. I have a task set in mind already, to find a sword of some sorts. I leave the gun on the table and walk over to the corner. I see a bucket filled with different umbrellas and I know there will be a sword somewhere in there. I search around for a while until I see something wrapped in plastic.

I grab the plastic and I recognise the hilt of a samurai sword. I draw the blade from its hilt. It's a rather short, and very curved sword. I feel the edge and it's razor sharp. One of the men starts talking. He wanted to die didn't he? I slice him right in the face several times and step back. Nothing happens! Either the sword is extremely sharp and a shove will make him fall to pieces, or it's defect.



Looked like this only alot nicer and with a samurai hilt. The sharp edge was on the outside aswell.

8/5 - Flying MILD
* I'm standing on a platform far up in a tree. Several orcs or something similar is coming up through the hatch and I slam a wooden rod into the leader, knocking him off the thing. The rest gets kicked down the ladder. Monica is on a platform nearby. I look behind me and spot a green house with its attic doors open. I jump to it and Monica aswell. We close the doors and windows and await the creatures. I can barely see anything, but I can hear them crawling outside all around us.

"Meat! Give me blood!" my father howls and hammers at the wall from outside. He's one of them. I try to scrape up some meat from the floor with my fingers but I'm just left with some blood. Monica picks up a spine, opens up a window and throws it out. We run to the back of the attic as fast as we can and sneak out through a small door. Down on the ground I can see the creatures just around the corner, I also spot a hole in the hedge infront of us. "Won't they hear us?" Monica asks anxiously. "No, don't worry" I say and run for it.

We keep our heads down while running as fast as we can. I look behind us from time to time to make sure no one is following us, no one is. Two skyscrapers appear ahead and we walk in between them. A few boulders are in the middle of the yard and we duck behind them. I spot someone in the window and I'm sure it's a spy of my mother. I crouch down even more. Suddenly I hear voices.

"I bet they went to the hockey hall" my dad says. Please make them go there I pray for a second. The voices disappear.

I turn lucid. Monica's next to me and we each have a shovel in our hands. I sit down on it, like a witch would a broom, and try to fly. It's not working. I try and try but it's not working. I know I can fly without it, but Monica can't fly on her own. Perhaps I should just leave this stupid DC and fly on my own? I decide to give it a few more tries, and soon I'm flying.

It feels even cooler than flying without anything at all. We both fly around the hills and up in trees, getting cherry blossoms all over. I lean to the right and I fly to the right, the wind blowing in my hair. We arrive at a few more buildings and I fly up one of them. I realise the dream has lasted for a very long time. I don't even care if I wake up by now, would rather not lose my recall.

10/5 - Wtf? MILD
*I'm with my sister Malin in a house. The enemy is in the room next to us and out on the balcony. Malin has some awesome machine gun and she blasts the other room without even looking. She forgets the lock on the gun and it keeps on firing. I have to duck to not get my head blown off. I take the gun from her. I enter the room and spot a guy outside the window, I shoot him in the face with ease. This gun is great! I exit the door leading out to the balcony and it's a wooden dock. Another guy gets his face blasted and I step out onto the dock. I hear a splash and quickly turn around and shoot, my wife. She's hit in the throat. "I forgot you're not supposed to make a noise like that around you" she says, dying infront of me.

I refuse to let this happen and rewind the entire dream. I shoot the first guy and then exit the door and shoot the second.

I realise I'm dreaming.

Spoiler for Wtf? 18+:

A girl right next to me is sunbathing naked. Her sun-tanned body glistening in the sun. I rub her perfect ass for a while, I intend to have sex! She gets up on all four, but there is something brown inside her pussy. Uhm okay... Please don't let it be shit. I imagine it being a brown dildo instead and I pull it out.

I lose the dream, but I don't wake up. All of a sudden I'm crawling on a road. I can feel and see the hot asphalt under me for a few seconds.

11/5 - Ohoy! I'm a super... villain? MILD
*The dream before was about Entropia Universe, a game in which you can collect ore in by mining. This dream is just forming around me and I'm inside of a computer shop. My friend Eric walks in. "Hey Eric! Check it out, I'm not in the dream yet" I say and the second later after taking a step through the alarm beams:

"But now I am!" I have just done some kind of Dream WILD again. Monica is there with me and she is going to mine some ore. I need to find her an orefinder. It looks just like a laptop, only it's green. I know I won't find one there and I don't intend to waste time walking around trying to find one. I grab a regular laptop. "This will do" I tell her and walk towards the alarm beams again. I see a few people holding computer screens and other laptops. Damn thieves! Apparently we're not out of the store yet, and I walk up to one of the big glass windows. I break it with telekinesis and an enormous CD disc falls down from the roof. I grab it with my right hand using telekinesis.

"Now it begins" I say and laugh out loud. I leave the store and head left. We're in a shopping mall and standing in the middle of the main walkway going through it. People are running from something on the right, and to the left is different shops with stands outside of them. I reach out violently with both hands and the stands furthest away explode in a cascade of glass and debris. The huge CD shoots away from me and cuts most of the people in its way in half.

I make a clawing motion with my hands and bring back my arms, the rest of the stands gets completely demolished and the disc comes zooming back. Everyone has been cut in half, not a sound escapes anyone, all I can hear is glass shattering. Monica is right behind me, her powers are meant for something else. We're some kind of super villains I guess. We take a right after a few meters.

There's not much to destroy here, but I spot an escalator and I reach out with my hand. With a single squeeze I leave the escalator deformed out of repair, and glass everywhere. A dead end, another window to break. I break it and realise this window leads out of the building. I bring the disc to our feet and we get on. I make it fly and Monica starts sending text messages. We fly over the front of the building; a roundabout with a few flags in the middle of it, and lots of people entering the mall. Some look up at us while we fly over their heads.

A forest appears and I decide to fly low to keep the dream stable. If I don't focus on anything I will lose it. Monica keeps texting and I'm a bit annoyed. I avoid as many trees as possible but soon the dream starts to fade.

Amount of sleep: 9+ hours every day

That's it! If you're wondering why most dreams were so dark, I think I know why. My current goal is to take over a kingdom with the powers I have, and I really need an opponent to fight. I have been a God practicly in most my lucids and I want competition! I need someone or something to spar against and test my powers. So, one of the goals I have at the moment is to fight someone, this makes most my dreams about fighting somehow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! That was a cool night. I had been working alot on my awareness and RC's during the day, and did some mantras just before bed. It resulted in two lucids and the last one was the longest I've ever had. Too bad my recall wasn't that great, also I wasn't thinking clearly all the time. Might have been why the dream was so long.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: Teleportation MILD
I'm walking uphill toward my appartment. I'm with my friend Felix and Monica. We stop outside of a building and I spot a cherry tree. I pick a few. "I wonder if I can use these for payment in those gumball machines" I say and hold up the hard seeds. We enter the building, a great lobby appears but there's no one around. We continue walking further into the what seems like a mall and arrive at the bottom of an escalator and infront of a few rows of clothes.

I get lucid and look around. There's people running around but I don't pay them any attention. I have my task firmly set in mind, teleportation. (I have been trying to teleport using portals, since that hasn't worked really, I decided to try spinning) I start spinning with my arms out from my body. It's not going as fast as I thought it would, but soon everything's a blur. I start imagining touching jungle leaves. I spin around for a few seconds and everything goes black, but my feeling is still there.

Suddenly I can feel something, it's like wood. My vision returns to me and I'm touching the walls inside of a small room. The walls are made of bamboo. "Well, I guess this will do" I say to myself. I look out of the window and there's a pool of water outside. A wall is on the other side and going along right next to it is a narrow pathway. People starts showing up, in a long line.

They start running and if I don't stop them, they will get me! I pick up a gun lying on the floor, some kind of automatic weapon and shoot away. There's no sound, no recoil, nothing. But people start falling down. I do this for a while, alternating weapons, shooting invisible shots. Some weapons are very effective, some not very so. Weapons in dreams never works properly...

05.10: Being a douche DEILD/MILD
I'm with my coworker Björn and some other guy in the middle of the street in some dusty town. (I can't remember what we've just done, but I've got a feeling the dream has already been going on for quite a while) Björn is about to wake up to re-join the dream, being lucid. "Do it during a nap, and you'll end up in REM right away. But hurry up, I'll probably wake up in a while" I tell him. He stands still for a while, nothing happens.

"I killed myself once with a sword to the chest to wake up. Only how can you be really sure you won't die for real? You might not be dreaming" I say. "Ok, getting out of a dream is hard" he says. "Dude, if you know you're in a dream, you're already lucid!" I say. Duh.

I slap his face to prove my point. "See?" I try to slap him again and again, he deflects my blows grinning like a fool. "Now slap me, it won't hurt". "Are you sure?" he asks uncertainly. "Yeah man, trust me, just slap me" I say. His hand is about to hit my face, but I easily dodge it to the side and jump back. "Hah!" I exclaim and stretch out my hand, intending to lift him up with telekinesis. It doesn't work. "God damnit!". I flip my hand and raise it, Björn's foot starts going upwards aswell.

"You always do that!" the guy next to me tells me as Björn's hanging upside down, struggling with the invisible cords while laughing. "The problem with Lucid dreams is recall. I mean everything looks so real and feels so real, it's just that I won't be able to remember it as clearly" I tell the other guy and he agrees with me. I look at my hand, I've got seven fingers and I grip the railing infront of me.

My brother's friend Tom appears out of nowhere. I feel like screwing around with him and lift him up with telekinesis. I throw him around gently and hold him upside down for a while. He tries to escape into a house but I catch up with him before he reaches the elevator. I make him fly outside again. Rinse and repeat. Tom is starting to get really mad and I have to keep him from coming at me now. "Can you cut it the fuck out?!" he yells at me. I put him down. "You've been doing this for twenty minutes, isn't it enough already?!"

I check my memory, damn he's right. I have been doing this for a very long time, and I feel bad. "I'm sorry man, I didn't think that people would care in a Lucid Dream. "Well, now you do!" he tells me angrily. I feel sorry for him and I feel like an ass. I pat him on the back and try to comfort him from the frightening experience. His back has some strange slime on it. "Hey Matte watch out!" he tells me and grabs my arm, pulling me away from the building. I look back and realise it's about to come down. A second later the balconies starts collapsing and there's only rubble left of the building.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Awesome lucids in the middle of the week. That's what I'm talking about. A bit foggy recall, I know the second dream had way more in the beginning, but I know I had a good time back then, that's what matters!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

April 12, 2011
Lucid Dream 214: The Land of Good and Evil
Series: Land of Dreams, Episode 9
WILD
around 3:00am



My cat woke me up by knocking a glass of my bedside table. I decided to attempt a WILD. I performed my technique and hit SP rather quickly. There was a wild rush of colors that swirled all around me. I felt my body start sliding all around my room. It soon stopped and I stood up in my dream.

I walked over to the door, grabbed the handle, and immediately found myself in bed once again. I couldn't move at all and I knew it was only a false awakening. I finally managed to sit up a bit, but it felt like someone or something was hanging around my shoulders/neck. I heard it whispering, "UNC Tarheels.....UNC Tarheels...." I laughed and could hear my voice echoing as if it was through a microphone. I then said, "Hello" and it boomed and echoed as if I were announcer in a large stadium. I decided to not even fight the fact that I couldn't get out of bed and just try to have fun laying there.

I started acting like an announcer and imagining the scene in front of me. I said, "He takes the inbounds pass...there are less than 20 seconds to go and UVA is down by 2 points...." Suddenly the scene formed in the place of my ceiling. My ceiling was like a large window to the basketball game. It didn't seem like a t.v. screen....it was much more real than that. It was really amazing actually. I kept commentating the game... "Zeglinski has it at the top of the key....he makes a move and blows by the defender....he kicks it out on the left wing to Evans....he pump fakes.....and passes out to Mike Scott at the top of the key....there are just seconds left and the big man pulls up...a three for the win...........its........GOOOOOOD, GOOOOOD!!!! MIKE SCOTT AT THE BUZZER TO KNOCK OFF NUMBER 1 NORTH CAROLINA!!!! WHAT AN AMAZING FINISH!!!!"

It was awesome how the game played out exactly like I imagined and announced it. They weighted presence on my shoulders had apparently gotten angry and started jerking my upper body around a bit. I decided to fight back. While laying down, I started punching the air over my left shoulder and could feel my fist connecting with its face. It jerked and punched me in the side of the head, as I landed a few swift combos. I felt the presence's grip release from my shoulder and I began to float up into the air.

I was now floating around in a very colorful cartoon-like void. The environment was anime/video game like and everything around me looked 2D. There was no footing below, just a dark sinister looking abyss. I continued to float around in this colorful world. I noticed that there were several objects floating in the distance. As I approached them, I noticed they were actually 2D people who were extremely bloated/inflated. They reminded me of King Dedede from the original Kirby's Adventures in the way they were bloated. They bounced up and down in rhythm and it was quite trippy. I could hear "Dango Daikazoku" playing in the background. It is the ending song from the anime, "Clannad." I floated around this colorful world for quite a long time. 2D rainbows would sprout up from the darkness below every now and then. The sun was completely 2D and seemed to twist back and forth in a playful manner. Every so often, a bouquet of balloons would float by me as well. The whole world look like it was a level out of Super Mario World 2.

I looked down into the darkness below and I could see red eyes watching me. Every now and then I would see a hooded figure emerge from and submerge back down into the darkness. I noticed several red eyed wolf-like beasts below as well. They were looking up at me and snapping their vicious jaws. I had been using my arms to guide me around and decided to try and fall into the darkness below. I put my arms tight to my side and started to fall rapidly. The music changed to something much more sinister. I could hear violins hissing as the music intensified. I could now see skeletons, snakes, wolves, and dementor/reaper like creatures moving around in the darkness below. I spread my arms just before falling into the darkness and I stopped in mid-air. The wolves began snapping violently at my feet. They were just barely out of reach. I unzipped my pants and began pissing on all of the creatures below. They seemed to get angry and started snapping, grabbing, and throwing sharp objects at me (like scythes and sickles). I just dodged and kept pissing on them all. I suddenly became worried that I was pissing in real life. The dream became unstable and I allowed myself to wake up. Luckily, I was completely dry .

Series Details
In the dream series, "The Land of Dreams," I explore the depths of my subconscious. With no real goals in mind, I explore the creative lands and characters that come before me. Who will I meet? Where will I go? What will I do? These are the dreams that fit into no particular category. Stay tuned for more entries to the series!