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8/1/12

DILD

I was getting ready for school with Jonah. I knew someone was going to try and take the dragonballs I had. I didn't know if it would be safer to bring them or leave them at the house. I ended up leaving them and heading to school.

I walk up this steep hill around the school. I am late. I meet up with Hermione who has the same class. I can tell that she has a dragonball. Snape hassles us about class, but I know what he is really after.

I become lucid and realize Snape is planning some way of getting Hermione's dragonball. It is best to come out guns blazing. With all my might, I cast the first spell I can think of.

"Expecto Patronum!"

A small 4 legged mammal appears and walks towards Snape. I realize that wont do anything so I try another.

"Stupify"

He gets knocked back and hits the far wall. I dont remember the name for the spell to bind him down. I ask Hermione to do it, but she just stands there. I hit Snape a few more times with a Stupify as he tries to stand up. I grab the dragonball from Hermione and run. It isnt a full sphere, it is like a distorted pyramid fraction of it, like a hard plastic 3-dimensional Calibri-Yau manifold.

I run to an opening outside and yell, "wonguardium leviosa!" This allows me to take off into the air. I fly up for around 70 ft. then lose momentum and fall back down. Multiple people are chasing me. Every once and awhile I turn back and hit them with a stupify or a patronus and keep running. I try flying a few more times with similar results. I hit a few cross beams and climb on top. I am running from rooftop to rooftop and it looks like assassins creed. I cast another patronus that becomes a turtle. Eventually I get to my old house and there is some kid around my age out back. He has some handheld trinket and says it is the first mechanical flying machine. I grab the toy. It has a trunk area so I open that up and put the dragonball fragment inside and leave. I lose the dream soon after

I am at my friend Alicia's house, and we are watching a movie. It is one of the Harry Potter movies, but I don't recognize which one. The setting is in some kind of swamp, and I don't recognize the place at all. The situation is that Harry, Ron, and Hermione have found and destroyed all the horcruxes except for the one in Nagini. So in the movie we are watching Harry, Ron, and Hermione sludge through a swamp in search of Nagini, who has a horcrux inside. I decide to take a break and get a snack, so we pause the movie and I go into the kitchen for a snack. I find there are some chocolate cupcakes out there, and I help myself to one. I step out the back door to enjoy the warm weather, but everything around me changes. I find I am now in the swamp out of the Harry Potter movie.

I turn around and see there is no sign of Alicia's house, so I start looking around the swamp. I realize I have a wand, and now I must be in the Harry Potter movie somehow. I decide to see if I can find any of the people from the movie, maybe kick Voldermort's ass. As I am making my way through the dark swamp I see something moving. It's a big snake! I use a stun spell on the snake, figuring there's no need to go off killing the wildlife. The snake is stunned, so I continue searching. I hear voices up ahead, so I follow the sound. I find what I was looking for. Voldemort and Wormtail are talking quietly to each other.

Apparently I made too much noise. Voldermort turns towards me and attacks me, using a death curse. I deflect that with a Whiplash spell, which clearly surprises him. He does some kind of spell that appears to use Wormtail as a sacrafice in order to give himself more power. I see him absorb the life energy out of Wormtail, who is knocked backwards by the force of the spell. His wand goes flying, and I grab that telekinetically. So now I have two wands! Voldemort casts another death spell at me at the same time as I use both wands to cast Battery, sending lightning bolts from both of them. The three beams meet in the middle with a bright flash of sparks and fire. I get the idea that the two blasts of lightning might be more powerful combined, so I cross the streams… I can't help but think of Ghostbusters when I do that… and the two beams of lightning intertwine to form one. The wands become hard to hold steady, vibrating with a life of their own, but I manage to hold it stable. The combined lightning bolts overpower Voldemort's spell, forcing the entire ball of fire and lightning back to Voldemort where there is a large explosion, and Voldemort is incinerated. Right then there is a flash of white light and then I am back in Alicia's back yard. I go back into the house to see if Alicia is still there, and it turns out she has continued watching the movie without me. She says that ending never gets old… Voldemort go boom!

I had really vague dreams last night that consisted of people's voices and flashes of different scenes.

It seemed like I was thinking a lot about Game of thrones season finale and so this mixed with my ideas about fantasy and dark ages.

When this was tucked into my head while sleeping I was talking in my sleep/dream to a little girl who was chasing or wanting to find her "mummy" and she reminded me of Hermione Granger from some reason or at-least that was what I saw in a dream flash, Hermione Granger.

I then saw this little girl who was about 2-years-old or so in a little baby-blue bathing suit sitting near a pool edge smiling with a really big smile, it was like I was looking at a photograph of a child. She had really light blonde hair and had her hair in pigtails that where held together with pink ties. After seeing this picture I then started to hear the little girl again. It was like she wanted someone's attention or something.

I also had a short vivid dream where I was in a zoo/park but it was deserted and I was running away from some zombies. The weird part was the the zombies where below me like i was gliding in the air. I then got past the zoo/park and got to some national forest of some type and then said something like "Yeah, I'm lost." but then this guy who looked like Harry Potter (he looked like both the actor and my idea of what he looked like in the books) came from behind me like he had been following me and said something like "Isn't she a beauty." He didn't seem like he was asking about the beauty of the forest but more like he was claiming it to be. But then I remember the part in the book/movie when Hagrid was with Harry and his friends showing him Norbert when Hagrid says : Isn't he beautiful? Oh bless him, look, he knows his mummy! Hello, Norbert!

This is kind of Ironic because I was thinking about the dragons from game of thrones. Haha.

#1 - Pokémon Tracking [Non-Lucid]

I was in a bay area of some unknown location and I was testing the migration patterns of various Pokémon. There was also a small Phantasy Star Online-like mini-map displayed in my vision like it is normally on the screen. I was using the orange dots that display different creatures in the area to watch the Pokémon moving around and I was trying to capture a Pelipper. My parents and my aunt were also there just in the background talking about something, and I remember thinking that I was trying drugs that had various receptor affinities in combination, with one being 5-HT2A/D2 agonist and the other being a CB1/D2 agonist.

#2 - Rolling At The Theater [Non-Lucid]

I went to a movie with my family and D. D and I abandoned my family and found our own seats. I could tell he was really fucked up, so first I asked if he was drunk and he said no, so I asked him if he was rolling next (on ecstasy). He had a huge grin plastered on his face and shook his head yes. I asked him if he bought the tabs there at the theater and he just looked around and pulled out a HUGE pill, like 500+ mg at least. My jaw dropped, and then I took it with some water but it never kicked in before I woke up. It also made me notice my mouth was full of strange gummy candies that were sticking to my teeth for some reason.... I think the movie we were watching had something to do with Hogwarts (though it looked much more normal, like a campus but still fancy) and taking some special "Blu Ray" transportation line to get there. But that's about all I can remember.

This is a dream from a while back.
I was in a Nazi-like camp, except in the frame of the Harry Potter universe. Two of my closest friends were with me, as were two characters (Remus and Sirius) from a Harry Potter fanfic. One friend and I were pure bloods—we were put in the back, and treated well (mostly ignored). The half-bloods were in the middle; they were being yelled at and terrified, and uncertain of what would befall them. Remus was in trouble, because the Hitler figure (Umbridge?) found out that Remus was a werewolf and thus not a pure blood. The muggleborns were isolated in a separate chamber. They were forced to wear light blue uniforms, long stretchy shirts, with a symbol on them. They were also unable to walk fully upright—they were being controlled somehow so they couldn’t hold their heads up fully, and were oddly contorted. My other close friend was among them. I woke up as they were being led away. I was trying to figure out how to save her.

Wow, one of the most detailed dreams I’ve had in a while…

It’s one of those dreams where it’s like, I’m kind of watching it but I’m sort of a part of it also. I don’t know, it’s confusing. So, I’m supposedly watching a Harry Potter movie or something. There’s some part where Harry Potter is standing on this big stone wall and looking around, and he’s talking with this guy in a yellow raincoat. But that seems to be the only part that’s actually about Harry Potter.

Then it switches to some subplot about some love triangle thing. Like, there’s this goddess lady and her husband is cheating on her with this other lady. So like, the three of them are in a bunk bed. The goddess is sitting on the bottom bunk, while her husband is making out with his girlfriend on the top bunk. So, the goddess lady gets super pissed and catches the house on fire with her mind powers. And her husband is all like, “Oh no! My beautiful mansion!” And she’s like, “I’m going to burn this whole house down unless you come down here right now and make sweet love to me!” And he’s like, “Uh … no.” Then he and his girlfriend jump out of the top bunk and run away.

The goddess lady is very angry about this and jumps out of her bed, too, and starts chasing them. I’m chasing after them, I guess, but I’m not really a part of the story. The goddess also has a younger sister apparently, and she starts running around with all of them, too. She has this magical glowing purple dress, and it’s the only way they can all find their way around in the dark. So, I’m going after them but then I lose track of them and go into some random room, where I run into Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. And somehow I know that the house is full of “Alice in Wonderland” characters, and that they were supposed to be kept in captivity but now the goddess lady has freed them all. So, it’s absolute mayhem and whatnot.

I run out of the room and across the hall to this other room, and go inside. At this point the dream seems to change plots or something. Basically, there are all these people in the room throwing toys at each other. The whole floor is absolutely covered in toys. And somehow, I know I’m supposed to join in. So, I go to one side of the room and start throwing toys at the people on the opposite side of the room. I’m standing behind this dollhouse for protection, but it falls down. Then I find this plastic Pegasus toy, which I used to have when I was younger. Just like in real life, its wings are always falling off. Only the dream version of the toy is much more complicated and the wings have like, multiple parts. And I can’t find all the parts to put it back together again.

Maybe another dream? Or just another part? I’m at this My Little Pony fan club, and I have this miniature figure of Sweetie Belle that I’m playing with. I’m sitting at a table with some other girls and we’re all talking about the ponies and which ones are our favorites, etc. We get into a conversation about some robot pony that doesn’t actually exist on the real show… (I knew it was only a matter of time before I started having My Little Pony dreams.)

Another part, or another dream maybe … I go into my grandparents’ house while they’re on vacation. I go upstairs and open the attic door. I notice that the stairs are suddenly different; they’ve been replaced with this blue, spiraling staircase. And I’m like, “Huh, that’s new.” Well, then I call upstairs for their cat, because I know she likes to hang out up there. I hear her meowing and she comes running eagerly down the stairs. I pick her up and start petting her, and I take her downstairs to the first floor.

When I get downstairs, I find that my grandparents have gotten back from their vacation and are sitting in the living room. My uncle is with them. He starts this conversation with me about all these stupid books he’s been reading. But I haven’t read any of them so I’m just like, “Uh huh…”

Then I have to go, so I go outside. I step right onto my college campus. I realize I have to go pick up a package, so I head towards the mail room. But, then I realize I don’t have my wallet, which has my I.D. card and other such important things in it. And I figure I must have left it in my grandparents’ house, so I try to go back there.

And, that’s all I can remember.

dream : comments : lucid

13th of January, 2012

I was walking around Hong Kong with Nooks and Acka. It was really mountainous and old-style. Like I was in the 15th century or something.
Anyway, it quickly became modern and I went down into Discovery Bay (a place where lots of ex-pats live on one of the islands). As we were approaching, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint ran past. There was a mini-Rupert as well who was crying, so I gave him a big plastic gold coin which didn't help the situation at all.
We started hanging out with them (Daniel Radcliffe joined us at some point in time) and we were just all lazing around. Later we were preparing to go out partying and Emma had this spray stuff that made your collar more shiny. She also sprayed it all over my shirt and it turned into a waterproof trench coat. I decided I looked stupid and got annoyed.

Date: 01-08-12
Length: 15 Minutes
Clarity: 10/10
Control: 10/10

I was laying in bed using Ev's Singularity App when I began to WILD without even trying.
My mind was already asleep.

I got up from my bed and Sean and Reina were there, I think they were talking about Daily Grace.
To stabilize the dream I started spinning really fast and rubbing my hands together. I almost fell over at one point, and was beginning to black out, so I decided I should go slower and be more careful.
I looked at my closet doors and I told myself "when I walk through those doors, I'm going to be in Barack Obama's bedroom. I opened the door and sure enough, Michelle Obama was laying in her bed in her pjs giving me the weirdest look. I walked down their stairs which turned into Y-po and Y-gong's house.
I remembered telling Stephanie that if I lucid dreamt, I would dream of flying on Totoro's stomach like Satsuki and Mei. I told myself that when I opened the front door, Totoro would be standing there with his top, waiting for me. I opened the front door and I see Totoro just hovering in my grandparent's fountain. I run up to him and for some reason there was a big pile of dog poo on the edge of the fountain. I jump on his stomach and we begin to fly away. We passed the neighbors' kids and I heard one of them say, "It's Totoro!". We flew higher and higher and I told myself once we landed somewhere I would be like Harry Potter and cast spells and fly around on a broom. Totoro's fur was super soft and kind of carpet-y. I closed my eyes for a second while feeling it and realized what a stupid idea that was.

I woke up staring at my wall..

I had magic powers like Merlin does, and I was on a mission. I'm not sure what I was trying to do, but it had a sense of urgency (I think it was to do with revenge).
First, I went outside of the house I was in with the others (not sure who) and then Fred and George Weasley (from Harry Potter) were calling and they were standing on the end of clothing racks which were on fire. But we went back inside like nothing had happened. Then, I went upstairs where the King was cleaning his teeth with a Colgate electric toothbrush. Out of sight, below him on the stairs, I chanted a spell and it knocked him out. I caught the toothbrush as it fell from his hand and turned it off. Somehow, the others (this time I saw: it was Gwen, Arthur and Merlin) were alerted to this and ran upstairs. I chanted a spell, turned invisible and ran downstairs. I heard them say 'This must be the secret sorcerer', then I jumped out of the window and flew over the trees and grass behind my house and saw some people below me with candles, and then the dream faded out.
Random

NON DREAM DREAM LUCID

I have very faint recollection of this dream...meh, that's what I get for waiting so long to type it up somewhere.

There is an evil man. Like, really evil. He has a gaggle of what appear to be elementary school students following him around, and they are being taught to do evil deeds.

I am not actually there, but I am witnessing this happen from somewhere. The group is in some sort of a museum, maybe? It has an atmosphere that tells me lots of tourists travel here.

There is a small model of a bedroom, complete with a window, a bed, and dresser.

Oh, and Dumbledore.

Yeah. So, Dumbledore was micro. Like, half a foot tall. This evil man with the group of kids was holding a stapler, hovering it threateningly above Dumbledore's head. Dumbledore desperately tries to hide, crouching behind the door. However, he only tries to hide for a second before he comes out with his hands up.

"Alright. Do what you will. I won't go out of this world a coward." he says. I don't realize what's happening until this point, and by then it's too late. The evil man lets of a laugh, and staples Dumbledore's head. There's no blood or anything, but everyone knows he's dead. The man continues to staple him anyways, and in the end, there are exactly 17 staples in his body.

Everything feels...well, sad. And defeated. Almost like the last hope in this world had just died.

Okay, so, as weird as that sounds, it was actually a really sad dream. Like, seriously.

08.11.2011

The Dream of the Pink Harry Potter Musical (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm with the Harry Potter cast (the three main actors) and I'm part of it, although I can't tell exactly what role I played in the saga, if any. We're all dressed in pink and we go to a concert/musical about Harry Potter.
Although we're not expected to take part in it, we climb on stage during the concert and start rocking out with the musicians. The crowd is over-excited.
From then on, the perspective switches to third-person. I watch the show as someone else, and when a song called Vulgarity comes out, I predict that I'll leave the stage, since I hate vulgarity. Indeed, I see myself climb over the railing and into the crowd, still singing, as the song starts.

Captains log November 6 2011:

The dreamscape last night was both vivid and wonderful. I took b6 and mugwort before sleep. The effects of the foriegn bodies are not known at this time. I can not attest to their activity or inactivity. I am not sure just how many dreams that I went on but I know I woke up close to every 45 minutes. I assume after each REM cycle.

I was trying to induce myself in to the Harry Potter universe for a challenge on Dream Views to find out which house I would be sorted into. I successfully entered this world one time, I was in the kitchen of a small house, everything appeared to be circa 1940-1950. I was eating breakfast with my parents when the letter arrived. Our house elf made a snide comment about not believing that I would become a wizard. My mother smacked the elf and said that we were of the purest blood and this treasonous talk would not be tolerated.

The next moment I was in a tiny boat crossing the lake, Hogwarts Castle stood stoically on the shore. The waves were crashing and it was pouring rain. Other childeren were scared, but I just held on to the boat.

There was a large flash of lightning followed by a deafening crack of thunder.

This is where I woke up. I tried for the rest of the night to return to this dream but I failed. My skills as a dreamer are not sufficient yet.

The other dreams that I had were far different than this one. I have had a series of dreams that I can only describe as the Silas Chronicles. I must set the dreamscape for a second before I go into detail. In this world the world as we knew it has been destroyed by war. War between psychic humans, and non psychic humans. The government has villianized the psychics and made them to be the most evil enemy that onecould possibly have. The psycics don't use weapons, as the have no need. They are all the weapon necessary. The humans on the other had have focused 100 percent of their knowledge and money on developing weaponry to defeat the psychics.

The war has three sides. The Human Armies, the Psychics, and the general population.
The general population does not know that they are being lied to and that the war is little more than a means to an end. War unites populations and the human armies have created a war to unite the humans and thus enslaving them by demanding they are either with the humans or with the enemy. Treason is punished by death without trial.

That is the set up, sometimes I am on the psychic side and others I am a weapons designer for the human side. Last night I was a psychic. I have never gone lucid in this world and honestly I don't want to.

Silas Chronicles.
I crouched in what was left of a bombed out department store. There were 5 soldiers in my group. We were looking for supplies and not finding much. We made our way out from the store into the rubble filled street. The crumbling walls mask the reality that this was at one time the hippest place to see and be seen. now it is little more than ruins. We make our way over small mounds of crushed concrete, past the shells of vehicles that were here when the devastation happened. Close together, as close to the wall as possible. This is an area that is usually rife with human soldiers. The front soldier in our group is Kira, her abilities lie in the locating of people. A good recon soldier,but she isn't a fighter. She stops and kneels signaling us to follow suit. Out of her breast pocket she pulls a map of the downtown sector, she closes her eyes and her finger points out several locations. "2 here, 3 here, and a nother couple here." I tell here to get in the middle of the group now, we might be in for a fight. Marcus, our main attacker, makes his way to the front. We make our way forward slower and more cautions. We know that we are in for it, but we don't have another choice, this is our only way out. We round the corner of another ruined building cautiously. The air is still and silent, a very strange wizzing soun was all that could be heard. A canister the size of a soda can spewing green smoke came flying out of a window directly at us. Marcus flicked his hand and the canister zoomed back the way it came. In an instant we heard "enemy spotted six o clock. Make it rain" As soon as that was said maybe even a moment before, the gunfire started. Micah, our defensive soldier jumped to action, creating a force shield around our entire group. This wouldn't hold for long, but it was just enough to give us a second to react. I ordered Micah and Kira to hide. Marcus, Fletch and I would take them out. Marcus just said "Hell yes" The shield dropped and a new one around Micah and Kira rose. Marcus Fletch and I spread out quick, deflecting the bullets with the waves of our hand. Marcus and I began to fire pulse wave in the direction of the gunfire. Fletch stayed ducked down in the center of the fight. The Human fighters were one by one being taken out now there was only three or four left in the same area straight a head of us. I signaled to Fletch now was the time.

He stood up, clasped his hands together and thrust them toward the final group. A brilliant white light that temporarily blinded me shot from his hands and engulfed the enemy. There was no more gunfire. Micah and Kira ran to the Fletch, so did Marcus and I. From behind us where no enemies had been detected came more gun fire. This time we were caught off guard, Kira was hit and so was fletch. The small canisters spewing green smoke came by the dozen. Micah threw up a shield around us but it was a moment too late. there was a canister inside the shield. Smoke filled our shield and one by one we passed out. The shield dropped. We were lifeless on the street, my consciousness floated above me watching. 5 human soldiers in gas masks approached. The front man pulled a photo out of his pocket and looked at it then at each one of us. He poked me with the barrel of his gun, "This is the one. Take him and get rid of the rest."

This was the moment that I woke up. I had other dreams but aside from these two I can't remember. Better luck tomorrow. I am determined to find out which house I am going to be sorted into.

Lucid Thor Harry Potter goblins terra Nova city played zombies (video game)
Fortress I fly around and zombies can't get me.

So this dream was on October 31,2011 I GOT IT BEFORE NOVEMBER!!!! but no wings...
Oh well I'll post it anyway but it won't be posted in the October task thread.

I don't remember the 2nd half of the dream that well but I remember the beginning really well and that was the task so it has the most detail.

It started in the woods and I remember looking for friends and family liking I was camping again. As I searched I was enjoying the scenery. As I was taking a look at these rolling hills and occasional forest patches, things started looking more colorful like there was more saturation. I thought man either my eyes are messing up or this is a dream! As I looked at my hands they were normal but since nobody was nearby and I had no clue how I'd gotten there I figured yep this must be a dream.

I knew it was a dream and thought what could I do next... Then as I came over the next hill I saw a small city in a Jarrasic period landscape. It looked like Terranova!!! There was also a pool of water with an alter-like appearance to it with people around it that looked like elf priests. I thought wait, I have a dream task to do don't I? It took a while to remember what it was but then I remembered that I had to be a God or something. I raised my arms, floated up above the city and announced to Terranova, "people of Terranova, I am your ruler now, your master, and your God.

Some looked around amazed, some excited and some frightened. They asked whom shall I be addressed as? I thought of the Greek Gods and immediately picked Hades. I felt flames around me for a second and then saw the pool of water and thought oh yeah Posieden! I reached for the water as if using the force and it formed a wave and engulfed a guy standing nearby and pulled him in. I laughed but he swam to the edge and got out all mad and muttering under his breath. I then looked around for more water but there wasn't anything just hills so I came to the final choice of Zeus. Then, I started glowing bright and I felt static in my hands and started striking the city with lightning and it felt awesome. I thought well that's done, now what? Wait I can be Thor!!! Just need a hammer... I looked up and raised my hand and a shining hammer floats down to me in a glowing beam of light. I grasped it and it was 8 inches long total and the head of the hammer was 2x2x4 inches in thickness... It still could be thrown and lightning came out of it but it was puny looking. I then decided to explore.

I came to an old middle ages style bar and walked through with my hammer in hand and got tired of holding it so I put my hand on my hip and a holster appeared. I put the hammer away and that's as far as I can remember from this morning because this morning I woke up late and jotted down some notes and jumped out of bed in a rush.

The rest of the notes I wrote were: Harry Potter Goblins, Nazi Zombies in a fortress I fly around the fort and the zombies can't get me, and that's it. There were big pieces of this dream missing but I can't remember them, but I got the fun part done.

first dream was me getting movies at this store....they checked the vhs tapes and lost the cases in the process.....i got frustrated and left

second was my roommate's boyfriend saying about a cold he had while sitting on the couch....and there was something wrong with the roof of his mouth and it was closing...then there were these weird underground people that looked like their arms and legs were each a giant worm....they were saying they would help him.....but he had to go in a bin on a railroad track to get there (it looked like gringots in harry potter)

i woke up between these two and some of the content stayed the same

third was a game show where you had to stay in these weird boxes in standing position where it was cramped (really would bother people who are claustrophobic) and there were a few tasks where you ate strange food and one where you jumped into really cold water from high up....the people to do the tasks were randomly chosen.....and if everyone stayed....the prize pot got bigger......so we were to encourage each other

and there was this one girl at the end who couldn't talk and she started shaking....and i called for a medic.....because they were checking everyone before they left.....and i hugged her to try and calm her because she started to cry and look scared when i mentioned the medic coming over......and this thing left her body and went into mine......and she could talk but i couldn't......and i was trying to explain to the doctor in her office what was going on without making any contact with her or being able to speak.....and this guy kept trying to stop me.....and there was something up with him.....and i was trying not to touch him.....even though i knew he was evil.....and i touched him and the thing moved into his body and interacted with the creature inside of him and killed him

These were all posted on my Livejournal, and I'm posting them in the reverse order than I had them in.

Origin of Stats

Which brings us to the dream about why Stats is called Stats now. Basically, I had this dream last night. Megan Merrill, of all people, was driving me around this new town (where all my OLD friends lived! how fun...) that had this great, enclosed stone architecture. There were coffee shops and used book stores and this fountain in the middle of town. It was pretty cold because we were in the mountains. I had started going to school there, so mom came up to visit. Guess who else went to school there! Stats, of course! Anyway, I went hiking with Stats and mom, and it was fun... then Stats and I went back down to class. My mom called me when we got there and said she was a little lost. I asked if Stats and I should help her, but she said she was fine, just that she'd be late for dinner or something. Anyway. So Stats and I talked about how ze was sick? Whatever it was, ze was having a hard time at school. I recommended ze go to the doctor, but Stats didn't want to miss school. I said ze could get medication and not miss school. Then ze did something adorable. Stats looked around the room and was like, "Hey, everybody? If you could miss a day of school with medication and a doctor's note, would you? Raise your hand if you'd still come to school." A few people did (Specs was in the back row and raised her hand) but when Stats readjusted her question to two days, no one did. Ze looked at me all proud. It was the cutest thing ever! It was like ze was trying to prove a point and had just cited zir sources. I even told zir how adorable it was. So... now I'm calling zir Stats.

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Rodney Fragment

Last night, I dreamed that I was an assistant to Rodney McKay. I kept screwing up his drink orders and everything he wanted. I think that's typical. Rodney in the dream was just like Atlantis Rodney. I woke up grinning.

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Ron Fragment

I dreamed I was in love with Ron Weasley. Weird, because I've liked Rupert since sixth grade, but never Ron. Anyway, he was tall and I was hugging onto him. I don't think he liked me back, and it broke my heart. There were aliens! (What a surprise.) There were to kinds of ships, the usual small rockets and some big black balloon looking things. I remember thinking the balloons must be "ours" for some reason. The dream was hard to follow even when I was asleep.

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Movie Premiere

I dreamed that Slynk and I went to a movie premiere. We had played some part in the making of it. The theatre was this huge building, vertical. He, mom and I kept climbing all the way to the top. It was late. It might have been a showing at dawn or something. When were just about to the top of the building, Slynk sits at this patio table and starts texting. He tells me he's meeting this other girl here, and he's in love with her. I say, I guess that means we're through and he nodded. It was pretty depressing.

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Office Drama - Partial Lucid!

Slynk, Sid and I all worked in the same building. It was big and covered in glass. All the outer walls were glass. It was very modern. I kept running around doing work. I'm not sure what my job was, but I worked with Sid a lot, and not with Slynk. Eventually, I told Sid off because I think he was hitting on me. Slynk showed up, and I went lucid for a minute. I looked down at my hands and did a reality check. I tried sticking my finger through my hand. I could tell I was waking up, so I didn't want to look too hard at my hands. I did another RC, this time holding my nose. I could breathe, so I had confirmation. I felt like I was waking up, and as I looked at my hands, the dream shifted. I lost lucidity. I was in Sid's office again. Now it was night. We had a conversation that I don't remember at all, but he started telling me he loved me. I said, "No. Slynk," like I was trying to turn him into Slynk. I kept saying it, and eventually Sid grabbed my arm. He pulled me for a while, really hard. It started to hurt! Then I woke up. My arm was around Slynk in bed, we'd fallen asleep that way, so that was why I felt like he was pulling my arm. It was a nice way to wake up!

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Barack Obama super fragment?

Last night I dreamed of Barack Obama. We were in the past and he owned a railroad company.

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There are more, but I'll post them separately since they're pretty epic.