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No dream, woke up thinking about naruto characters fighting, I also remember tenten throwing knives perfectly to hit the targets into the middle, I had asked her about something and she was explaining the answer to me but I just couldn't hold my awareness onto it, this was more like a HH because it seemed like it was on a movie screen

I was at a lake with kids from my high school and a buddy of mine, named Dylan was there, every one was jumping in the lake and having fun, but then I went somewhere else and came back, but by the time I got back to swim with everyone, everyone was already leaving, then I found my self leaving and arriving in a bath, but again I got up to go somewhere, then I came back, and when I was coming back I went threw a locker room because the bath was even farther in the locker room, and all the girls where changing and I recognized one as a hot friend in high school and I started to feel nervous, but then we talked a little bit and I saw that she kept changing even though I was right here so I decided that I would continue to take my cloth off as well, I looked over and saw my old friend naked from behind and she was quite nice looking, and for some reason I had started to notice more that I was naked so I went for my underwear but I wanted to keep an eye on all the girls in the room because I knew this might never happen again, but by the time I had looked over she had already got on her underwear and braw and continued to leave the room, and I went back to inside the locker room again but I had noticed they all had underwear and bras on, however I wasn't sure if they were dressing up or down, but as I was paying attention, I did notice they were dressing up, I was on the ground with my arms behind me just enjoying the sight until I looked over and saw a fat chick getting undressed right next to me, but then as I really began to notice it was dillan, but still pretty nasty

I was at an old house in its basement and in between a couple of rooms was a wall, but there was a big hole there ,easy for even tall people to walk threw, so I walked threw it and it was a long dirt road that went along a side of a barren mt. Looking hill and as I looked off the steep side i could see an entire city right before me as if a ghost town had been left down here because there were no other people around and it was super dark, but some how I could see in the dark

I was at Disneyland walking to the top of a mt. Where people slid down like a water slide, some had tubes others didn't have anything.

Dream 1


I'm in the living room of a house with my dad. An old friend K and his long-haired friend are coming over with guns. At first I think he is kidding but now I know he really wants to shoot me. I quickly get up, lock the front door, and run to the garage. My dad is just sitting there. In the garage I find a dirty shotgun. I look for ammo, but only find two shells already in the gun. I lock the garage door and get back in the house. I hide behind a green reclining chair.
K and the other guy are at the front door; K looks in through the window on the door, and the other guy looks in through a window next to the door. They start shooting at me. If I try to move to either side I will be exposed. Part of me doesn't want to damage the house, but I move to the right and fire a round into the front door. I get up and run away - I need to find a pistol. I find one and load a clip with about ten tiny bullets.
I'm outside and see K. We fire at eachother. My bullets slowly fly through the air, they are red and circular and going everywhere besides where they should be going. I can't hear his rifle going off but I know that is. And I am not getting hit, even though there is no way he can be missing.


Dream 2


My dad and I have tickets for Jack Johnson. At this venue, there are rows of seats and there are tables around the seats. Our seats are the best you can get at the tables. I'm sitting in the wrong chair, but I don't care because I have a good view, and no one else is showing up anyway. Jack starts playing. Now, I find myself up on the stage at a drum set. I am playing along with a blonde woman who is at another drum set; what we are playing is simple. I look at Jack and a man is taking away his microphone, mid-song. Everyone claps.
Now, I am beside the stage, helping to set up for another event. I see some political cartoon. It is of a chicken who says he is making a claim and that he accepts that the burden of proof is on him. There is a door that says 'burden of proof' and it is closing on the chicken. He slips his fingers in to stop it, and slides through the door. I laugh.

i was singing in some nice place and i was singing "i like big butts" but it was my own lyrics and i could basically rap the whole song, also a female anime character was there watching me and i felt like this is pretty peculiar to be seeing a cartoon character in reality, but there she was all the same.

i was walking along a boardwalk that looked like it was next to the ocean and one of my friends ex girl friends was standing at the end of the board walk and when i saw her i felt almost relieved and she came over and hugged me as if we were in a relationship.

i was in the basement of an old house i used to live in and i saw that my parents finally got me a dirt bike which i've wanted since i was a kid, but it wasnt the exact type i wanted and i felt super bummed out because i knew this was a once in a lifetime gift and it was the wrong model, but i was still happy to have a dirt bike so i could ride with my friends

In the first memorable dream, I saw great crowds of people. It was as if a combination of the Purge (viking men) and World War Z (women). The 2 sides were fiercely fighting it out, moving like rivers of people up and down a mountain side and throughout the country.
Then the view focuses on a group of 3-4 people. I'm one of the men. We're barricading ourselves under ground until the 2 factions kill each other off. My friend goes to close the hatch when I see a small crack in the wall. Then I see hands as a Viking pulls the whole open enough to step inside (from outside ) We're having a standoff when he finally tells me he wants my son because he rapped the Viking's daughter. I tell him that's not possible but- turns out (after much posturing and threats with his poisoned blade)- it did happen.

Then the dream changes and I'm me and it's the police or probation coming to take my eldest son away. He and a friend raped a 13 year old girl. I denied it at first, then my son admitted and I smacked him over the head, called him an idiot and a disgrace and told the law people to do what they must. I was still concerned about my son though and talked at length with the law people.
Can't remember if that dream developed any further.

But I woke up and wondered if I should tell my son the dream... then really woke up, rolled over, and fell back to sleep.

Then I was having a flying dream. I ended up in a building where I made off with a cherry pie. There was a military function going on that I didn't know about and someone offered it, thinking I was a guest. I was still flying and making a general fool of myself as I tried avoiding the strange overhead lights. Then I saw my dad. I merely nodded at him then hurried outside.

I woke and told my mom of the silly dream. She took my phone to call my dad and tell him... only to find out he had died.
I went back to my room and Miley was in front of my computer even though I had just left the room, so I yelled at her. When she stormed out of my room, my mom yelled at her about some mess that Miley denied making (but everyone knew she had). I was still wondering if I should tell my eldest my dream of him, but a weird noise kept distracting me.

It was my dog, vigorously shaking her head and I finally woke for real. At least I think I'm awake But it's too early for me to be up, so I'm going back to bed...

So the dream begins rather normally. I am observing a dream character who drives a forklift in some kind of shipping dock near the ocean. He looks something like Marcus. He then spots another dream character who looks like some kind of thug that has breached the area. The thug approaches him.
'Hey, you're not supposed to be here!'
'Who are you to tell me what to do?!'
'Well, I work here. Get out!'
The thug pulls a handgun out of his jacket. He tells Marcus to get out of the forklift and puts his hands in the air. He gets out of the forklift, and puts his hands up. He has a small knife on his vest that is used for opening packages, but now he is looking to throw it to take out the thug. The thug warns him not to try anything funny with the knife.
The scene pauses.
Then, and I'm not joking here. What sounded like Morgan Freeman's voice comes in and explains that he is a fourth dimensional creature. He asks if I am familiar with the fourth dimension.
I have no body, I am just a consciousness. I tell him that I am a third dimensional creature but that I visualize the fourth dimension as a bunch of three dimensional slices stacked over one another in some mystery direction.
The Morgan Freeman consciousness then tells me what he is about to do. There are two scenarios playing out in three dimensions here. In one, the worker will attempt to throw his knife at the thug, and be shot. The knife will then hit the thug between the eyes killing him as well. In the other, he will surrender to the thug, and both of them will live. But he is going to create a bit of a disconnect and cause the knife to exist across the fourth dimension.
Now I witness the third outcome. In this reality the knife is bound to the reality where he throws it, but the reality that it's taking place in is the one where he surrenders. So in this reality, the knife slides out of the sheath on his vest seemingly on it's own; the worker has his hands in the air. The worker looks surprised at how the knife flies foreword and kills the thug on its own. The thug does not suspect this and cannot fire before he is killed. But what he (the worker) fails to realize was that he did that in another dimension.
An interesting story.

I am in a small room. I am no longer a floating consciousness and have full control over my body. It feels like a classroom or detention room in my high school. I have the knife now. I have gotten in trouble for 'bringing' a knife to school and the police have been called. Everyone has fled the area as they believe I am a threat. But I mean no harm to anyone and am unsure of how I acquired the knife.
I have to make myself look as peaceful as possible. I place the knives (there were actually two copies of the knife from the fourth dimension story) in front of me and take on a meditative position. I become lucid several moments later.
A pair of police officers break in. I stand up and calmly tell them that I mean them no harm, and that I must explain the situation. One of the police officers fires a taser at me. I grab the prongs out of the air, and pull the device from his hand on the other end. The officer looks on in shock as the other pulls a handgun from his belt. He fires on me three times. All of the bullets fall off my body and onto the floor. Curious, I hold up my hands and allow the police handcuff me and take me to court.
The dream skips ahead to a court. I have my charges read (possession of a weapon in public school) and that should I be found guilty I get ten years in the slammer. I stand up, break the handcuffs off of my wrists and begin speaking.
"Now if you would all listen with an open mind, you would understand. You are all simply a part of my dream. What is happening here is completely irrelevant..."
I wake up.

This is a dream I had quite a while ago:

I am in a playground. The ground is covered in mulch and I'm sitting on a swing. I swing back and forth a bit, and then I notice something. A flash of yellow. Suddenly, there is a giant, man-sized bee next to me, on the swing beside me. At first, I'm alarmed. But this bee seems friendly. The yellow on his body is indescribable, and I am intrigued by it. It seems to have depth. We sit in companionable silence for a short while, when the sound of angry buzzing reaches us. Two more giant bees appear. The first bee flies off of the swing, and tries to stop the two angry bees. One of them is coming at me stinger-first now. I panic, but I can't seem to move. The first bee is struggling desperately against the one that is trying to sting me. Behind me, the other hostile bee has one of my arms in its grasp, and it is struggling to pull me off of the swing.

I wake up just a few seconds later, after seeing the stinger of the hostile bee, hovering just over my legs.

I really should have written this back in May, but a combination of school chaos and laziness has prevented me from doing so. Luckily it’s summer now so I have the time and energy to!
All of these happened in May, really, I haven’t had more than maybe one in June.

Can’t Scream? Must be a dream.

First Occurrence: I was in my hallway. By the staircase one of my stuffed animals (a “Webkinz” Leopard Gecko, to be exact) started moving and coming to life. I tried to run to my mom but I couldn’t walk. I then tried to scream. I felt my throat move but no sound came out. I then got a very faint thought that I could be dreaming and then woke up. Once I woke up I casually thought, “Oh, I was dreaming” Without any post-nightmare panic. I then told myself that the fact I couldn’t scream was a signal that I was dreaming.

Second Occurrence: During this dream I was in the city visiting my friends or something of that sort. It was night (now that I think of It, I may have been at a sleepover) and we were all running away from this vampire-monster. We ran into someone else’s house and then got caught. She bit me and I suddenly felt a vibrating in my side where her teeth went. I tried to scream and couldn’t. I then realized what I did (or didn’t do, rather) and realized I was dreaming. I then made the girl go away and sat in my bed with that same vibrating sensation. I tried to both get rid of the feeling and open my eyes but couldn’t do either one. I then got excited and woke up.

Annoying

One night I kept having fragments and false awakenings. One consisted of me floating in a room. In another, I tried screaming “I WANT A BEACH” and forgot to use the open-a-door method. I had school or something the next day and knew I was losing sleep- basically they were getting annoying. I changed sleeping positions and slept regularly for the rest of that night.

Waking Myself Up

I had a false awakening and ‘woke up’ in my bed like how I usually do. I walked around for a bit and decided to go downstairs. It was night, so naturally my living room was dark. I got a bad feeling over that (even though nothing bad can happen to you in a dream, I wasn’t aware of that while I was dreaming). I then told myself I could wake myself up by breathing in quick (I also had this realization when I first ‘woke up’.) So I did that and woke up from my dream. Once I woke up I reminded myself that nothing bad can happen.

L.A.R.P

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I am at a LARP festival with one of my friends. We sit in a big room with a lot of other people. It seems like we´re attending a course and/or are studying "the art of LARP".
We are waiting for the instructor to show us some moves. I get bored and grab a real sword. A big fight follows in which I actually fight with some of the other students.
I get really hungry and the bell dismisses us. We grab a lot of sandwiches and leave the lunch cafeteria. We go to the bathroom and pass another classroom. There is a theory lessons going on and I think how much patience it would take to just learn fighting by theory and not the fun way and admire their dedication.
After I am done with my "business" I leave the weird looking bathroom. I find myself in a big hall. Infront of me I see some tables with weapons neatly and evenly spread across. On my right I see some man-high quivers also filled with weapons. I take one elvish looking sword and swing it. It almost looks exactly like this one...



I have a lot of fun doing that and keep on slicing the air for a while. I really feel the leather-grip in my hand.
I find out theres a second sword and they´re meant to be fought with together.
My friend warns me that those belong to somebody, a big looking guy comes and tells us we should feel free to try everything we want. I find another weird looking weapon on the table and swing it, but it bends like it is made out of plastic.
We go back to class and I take the elvish sword with me...

My alarm went of at 07:00 this morning after which I noted down my dreams and tryed a WILD, unfortunatly it didn't work and couldn't fall asleep either. Instead I spended most of the morning infront of the TV watching 'National geographic' with some orange juice...

1. Succes

I'm looking at a trailer that promotes a group of students in Greece who make photos of themself on certain locations. The trailer was mostly rapid flashing images of a guy in the same pose but in different locations and different times of the day. I thought it was a joke but they actually won some prizes for best art and stuff. Then I watched some of their photos which were taken about 1 KM of the coast somewhere in Greece with some of them standing on tiny boulders/Island barely above the water surface, I wasn't impressed. Then there were some interviews and the students were WAAAAAY to enthousiastic to the point where I thought they were on drugs or something. Then I was suddenly looking at some more sites across the internet, a game called 'Dwarf fortress' suddenly came on the screen, never heard of it but it actually exists IRL.

2. That fatique again...

I'm at school and it's the end of the day, I exit the building and sit outside on a bench with some friends for a while. I leave and next to me is a friend walking along with me, he's on a bike and I'm on foot. I see one of my cats walking past and looking stressed. I pick him up and he's really scared, shivering and doesn't know where he is. However after some time he calms down and sits still. When we passed the cantine I suddenly fellt an extreme fatigue in my legs, they barely were able to support me and I had to kneels down against the wall. I said with an annoyed tone "Not again!", I wanted to keep walking with all my might but it only made it feel worse, I was in agony. My friend told me that I should eat some Sugar or something but I told him it wouldn't help. After some time he left and I could walk again so I headed for the exit when I met someone else at the gate, we talked about food and I told him I had gone to a restaurant the day before. (IRL) I told him the lobster was really good but he left with his bike. Then I entered a little building next to the gate that isn't there IRL, the door was partially made of glass and had a latin name on it. Inside I saw some friends and we talked for a bit, one of them said that someone would pass in about a few seconds and we should welcome him. One of my friends passed the door and as everyone in the room wanted to say "Hello!" I shouted some random stuff in latin "Letimus deprusif metalisos!", for some reason everyone thought it was hilarious and we all laughed out loud. At that moment a latin test materialized infront of my eyes filling my FOV, you had to fill certain latin word in certain sentences.

3. Escaping my own backyard

I'm standing in my backyard and know that I forgot something at school so I want to climb out and walk to school. Instead of using the front door you know... My mother tells me that I can leave and I try Climbing up a fence to try getting on top of the roof. The fence is very unstable and seems to not have any supports under it. I climb back down and grab a small telescope (the one captains use on their ship you know) however it has 3 pins I can pull out of the back, each pin has a utility. The first pin is simply used for looking at things far away, it has a small hole in it on the side to look through. The second pin makes the area lighter and works like night-vision. The third pin is a accelerometer/compas, I'm not sure what it was exactly.

I'm thinking about doing a monthly report tomorrow where I make some statistics of my dreams, dream signs and more.

So I haven't been on for awhile, not to say I have not LD. Actually now that I am on summer vacation and totally relaxed I have LD every night this week. For example, last night I was in a place that look like ancient Greece but in the woods. Everyone there was wearing white robes and they were all just chatting and enjoying the great scenery. We were all around a beautiful lake and I felt that feeling overcome me and then I knew...."I'm dreaming...time to get started". Things were a bit fuzzy before but the moment that I became lucid everything just became SO clear! I decided I wanted to mess with people yes in my dreams I tend to be very mischievous even though in real life I'm not but its FUN! I walked to the edge of the lake and I turned around slowly I felt and noticed that everyone's eyes were around me I felt myself smirking. I took a step backward and I felt my foot sink into the water and I willed myself to walk on the water immediately my dream responded and I was on a firm surface I slowly started walking back while watching everyone and a gentleman came up to the edge of the water and said "HEY NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!". Still smirking I said "Do you know that you are dreaming? This is all a dream therefore I can do whatever I want." He simply stared and when I looked down I was in the middle of the lake and I could see the clear blue water underneath me,there were fish and alligators and sharks even a white tiger swimming. I sighed and I noticed that around the lake were large white columns and palaces on top of hills and people were just staring at me.



*Out of all my LD this week I really enjoyed this one so I wanted to always rmr it*