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Last month I wanted to see how I would do if I only looked at my alarm clock to LD. I stuck with it for most of the month and had 34 LDs, 11 of which were caught FAs. I'm happy with this but I know I can do better if I weren't so lazy. This month I won't be as lazy.

I'll try this routine this month:

1.When I go to bed, I'll remind myself of my dream goal and go to sleep.
2.When I notice an awakening, I'll try to see through my closed eyelids for a few seconds in attempt to catch FAs or induce DEILDs.
3.If no more LD, I'll recall what proof of dreaming I missed during the dream and write it down.
4.For each proof of dreaming I missed, I'll reimagine that part of the dream again, only with me become lucid, telling myself that when this happens again, I'll become lucid. When I have a lucid dream, I'll analyze my dream control and try to learn from my mistakes.
5.Repeat 1-4 until the night is over.

1-2 LD (Caught FA, DILD)
2-0 LD
3-0 LD
4-1 LD (Caught FA)
5-0 LD
6-3 LD (Caught FA, 2 DILDs)
7-1 LD (Caught FA)
8-1 LD (DILD)
9-2 LD (Caught FA, DILD)
10-1 LD (Caught FA)
11-2 LD (2 DILDs)
12-0 LD
13-2 LD (2 Caught FAs)
14-0 LD
15-2 LD (Caught FA, DILD)
16-1 LD (Caught FA)
17-0 LD
18-2 LD (2 DILDs)
19-0 LD
20-0 LD
21-1 LD (Caught FA)
22-0 LD
23-1 LD (Caught FA)
24-0 LD
25-0 LD
26-1 LD (DEILD)
27-0 LD
28-2 LDs (2 Caught FAs)
29-2 LDs (2 Caught FAs)
30-4 LDs (2 Caught FAs, 2 DILDs)
31-0 LDs

I just remember small parts of the Lucid Dream:

I was on the street and there was a car waiting for me to cross the road, so I make a sign to the car so that he can go. I’m now in my hotel room and I become lucid. I start to walk by touching the wall and I feel the texture. Now the scene change and I’m now in my old house, I remember that it is dark. I start to float and I am turning(rotating) on myself, so I decide to go down stairs by floating. When I get down, I say to myself what can I do? I decide to make love with girls, I start seeing some naked girls and the dream collapse and I woke up.

Beating a ghost

I was in my backyard, it was a cold evening. There was a ghost in one of buildings. I gathered group of friends and siblings and we charged inside, I was holding a cudgel. We all hit wildly, trying to harm the ghost. Only I sensed it good enough to hit it, and despite it being just a presence, it was scary. I hit harder and harder, everything went black as I became more scared. But finally I managed to beat both my fear and the ghost, then I emitted a shockwave that cleansed the building after the ghost disappeared.

The fox

I was in my backyard, another cold evening. Going to the back exit of my possession that goes to fields I saw something sitting behind some planks. It was a fox, sitting on the ground and staring at me. I called my brother's wife and she quickly ran closer to see it. I thought that it would scare the fox away, but instead it ran closer to me. I was a little afraid as the fox had weirdly darker fur, but in the end I pet him.

Had a dream where we moved into a new house that workers were still working on. There my mom was on a blue mattress on the floor and telling me that she knew I had problems sleeping and to take my father's pills. I told her no and that I was fine. But when I went to sit on the mattress a random letter came up. I got a feeling it was from Elainey. Her voice narrated the letter saying that she was sending positive energy out and to not worry about the spirit problems because her husband already took care of it. She also mentioned that he sent us 12 llamas for good luck. I felt spirits come out of me but knew it was a dream partly. "Spirits are not my problem"I thought but still appreciated the kind gesture.

I than noticed a almost life size marble statue of zelda when she was young."What is this doing here?"I thought. My dad than told me that it was for my new room. I saw paint appear on the statue after thinking that I wanted it painted but than her blue eyes came off making me think the workers were using it for a spy tool.After that I found a book with sketches on it of link, zelda and marth when they were grown. "My dreaming mind thinks of the details more than I do"I said out loud admiring the drawings but than I saw there was now a life size marble statue of link with marth and zelda together. I liked it but was unsure if i would be happy to see it everyday. That's when I moved to the living room and a random guy pushed beads that were hanging on the ceiling with his head. It ended up hitting my father in the head so he headbutted the random guy with the beads. It was weird...I than walked over to a desk where the random guy took these long bananas from. I was keeping the smaller ones somewhere else so I was okay with him eating it.
Afterwards something else happened but I don't remember now.

[I don't own the pic]

I was in a penthouse, and I had long and sensuous sex with Chris' mom.

That was basically it. Hahahahaha.

I'm in a gloomy house with a bunch of other people (15 of them, give or take). I think they were all family. They had a bit of a "Russian" vibe. Someone rang the doorbell, and an older man dressed in a hooded raincoat (?) went to open the door. I think it was another family member, as he embraced them and let them in. I think I was wearing a mask as I embraced someone else, possibly because there was some kind of "plague" going around? At some point we're all walking through the garden, on a wooden boardwalk. I notice a large, odd plant. It had large flowers, but looked ominous. Suddenly it starts shooting spikes made of bone from the flowers. I yell "down, down!" but some people are impaled by the spikes and badly hurt. There was this "prophecy", that the entire family would be killed somehow. I figured this had to be the beginning.

I was (once again) with a bunch of other people, this time somewhere on the streets, fighting the Nazis. I think we were in some kind of cage? Or a kind of open, rectangular structure, anyway. We had AKs, but there were just too many Nazis, so we had no choice but to surrender and lay flat on the ground. In the next scene, we were all seated at a large rectangular table. We were all pretty depressed, as the Nazi chiefs were reading a list of our offences and made it clear we would be executed. But suddenly, something 'clicked' in my head. I figured we were as good as dead anyway, so what was stopping me from trying something? And another realization came to me. I remembered being here before. I somehow felt that they could not hurt me. Once again, a faux-lucid episode. I managed to break free from the ropes they'd used to tie me up (mind over matter, 'there is no rope') and get up. Then, I attacked the Nazi generals one by one. I grabbed their heads and snapped their necks, actually. Some were easy, some took a bit of force. Hitler himself (played by a very pale 'actor' who didn't really look like Hitler at all) even mocked me while I was trying to wrench his head off. I got them eventually, I think. I started freeing the others. Their arms were restrained with rope in impossibly complicated knots, but using my 'dream powers', I could easily undo them without looking, by pure force of will. One of them was a really pretty girl I instantly liked. But they seemed "distant", perhaps shocked? Afraid? I did just single-handedly butcher all of Nazi high command.

I remember a creepy and disturbing scene of a woman who was to be executed. She was naked, and very small, only about a foot tall. She was tossed in a bucket along with some other garbage (rags?), and then corrosive fluid was poured into the bucket. Afterwards, I went through the bucket to find her remains. All I found was red liquid everywhere. She'd been liquefied.

Hard to explain. We were in a classroom, only the floor was water. Yes, imagine a giant swimming pool with floating chairs and desks. Our whole class from my senior year in HS (9 years ago) was there, attending class. I think they were messing around and teasing me again, throwing pieces of paper, things like that. Later on, we were playing a game of 'the floor is made of lava'. There were this floating obstacles and stuff in the water, and you had to traverse the room without falling into the water. At some point I had on walk on two very thin ropes, and I almost fell. I could barely hold onto them, and keep from falling into the water entirely.

I am driving on a long country road, on the way back from somewhere, when I notice on the left hand side of the road, a beautiful green meadow on a moonlit night. I pay close attention that shafts of sunlight are still visible which create patches of light on the green meadow. I think to myself, wow.
I feel this is an amazing SIGHT to behold. I try to keep a SENSE of driving at the same time.
I suddenly burst out saying:
This is a lucid dream. I am DREAMING. I know I am dreaming I say.
I get out of the car and find myself outside a home. It's dark, a streetlight shines the way. I HEAR silence , nothing. I STABILISE the dream immediately, looking at hands and verbalising. I do this for a few seconds. Then I look up, see a verandah, and open the door. Once inside, I say:
Hi!!? To anyone in the home.
Inside a lounge I see two dream CHARACTERS there, a man and a woman chatting. I try to get friendly with the woman, but I can see it's his woman so I politely look around.
Another woman who is sitting on the couch raises her hand as if to say, Hey, i am here.
I smile and walk there, past the kitchen. I get on the other side of the couch to talk to the astral woman. She's blond , wearing a grayish tight slacks and a shawl, which she soon removes to get comfortable.
Shes holding a drink.
I get a SENSE that I have been in the DREAM WORLD a little long so I do a little check to make sure .... I lose stability. The woman is trying for me to stay. I move into another dream scene.

1155-6am
Wbtb couch
Binaurals water verbalised MILD
(still sick) STRONG intention that I will lucid dream. Intent is the magic of LUCID dreaming.

#dild
#mild
#driving
#house
#night
#dream character conversation

Stabilized dream well.
I can use more dream control.

Horrible sleep, to bed extremely late, ears sore from wearing ear plugs/ear buds so no ear plugs, noisy truck parked idling outside, etc. So I was up after only "sleeping" for 2 hours, up for 2 hours, then returned to sleep, trying to WILD, doing SSILD, takes a long time to get back to sleep, but finally slept and started dreaming.

Most of the recall is vague including the LD, but the LD itself was I remember extremely clear and stable and an amazing, fantastic dream-view from my CH.

I end up sleeping for around 3-4 more hours, there is a fair bit of dreaming, but recall of it is poor

As I'm falling asleep I'm doing relaxing SSILD, telling myself some mantras like "I'm dreaming!" and trying to recreate that "WILD feeling" with my vision/mind's eye and I start to feel some REM atonia signs but they don't get stronger. I aim for total relaxation and fall asleep, telling myself I will get lucid within the dream.

There were dreams before and after the LD, mostly forgotten.

+ LUCIDD 207 LD#207 I'm standing in the living room of my CH [waking assessment of location] looking out the window. It's night. I'm extremely interested in the view, I notice more and more fascinating things about it: the buildings in the distance, the landscape/ground itself is like a huge rocky shelf. I'm telling someone, "Look at that! Look at that! Hey, wait! , do a nose pinch RC, and get lucid. I go outside to the deck through the dining room's sliding glass door, and want a better perspective on that fabulous view so I jump up into the air to fly. The view changes perspective from the altitude. I look back behind me [something I don't normally do, I think it's interesting to try to see your takeoff-point!] and where I came from is sort of vague but I see something, and then continue looking forwards. I'm very happy with the LD, visuals are stable, crisp/vivid, and the buildings/scenery is really interesting. I consider that this could be a really long LD. I look down to the ground and notice a female [uh oh, here we go again].

Spoiler for sexy encounter:

I land and go up to her and say "$5 for a BJ!" (I make the wording specifically vague, in fact I mean that she must pay ME afterwards!). I'm standing over her and she's sitting, she's perhaps 30-something with long blonde hair, medium-large build, and showing a very nice exposed cleavage with her outfit. She starts the BJ and in a few seconds

the dream ends.

+in a kitchen, preparing food, I have a big pile of food in a microwave, then I take a big handful of chili from some container and stick it right in my mouth. I'm eating fried crispy things that are thickly covered in a salty flavoring spice that falls off everywhere every time you take a bit. I'm talking with this snack, saying "it's really oily and salty".

I was with a bunch of other people on some unknown planet. We had been taken captive & were frantically bouncing ideas back & forth. All adults no children. Then they transported us yet again to another planet where we started all over again with arguing about how to get the hell out.

I don't remember having a dream before that I was on another planet, let alone two of them.

Last night bed close to 10 pm.

I overate and had 2 detailed disgusting dreams. Not even gonna write them down. One more long and detailed dream that involved poop which was not even close to being gross as the first 2.

As I'm writing these down, I'm realizing how bizarre and detailed they were. I'm starting to think that I not only overate last night, but there was maybe something wrong with the food. I had some mushrooms bought in the store, normal white and criminy. But daum.

DR1:

I'm looking out my parents living room window. The street and our backyard garden are under water. There are waves on it like on the ocean right on the beach. Water comes and goes with waves. Its clean and actually pretty. But it got there by something flooding and that was a concern. My dad says that there is nowhere for that water to go, it's there to stay. Unless he opens some opening to a canal.

The yard is full of cats and one golden retriever. They took refuge there on some higher ground from other yards. I went later to the neighbors asking them if they are missing some pets to try and return them. There are 2 tiny animals and one a flower. They were singing very softly and were so incrdible cute, I hugged them and got all mushy. Someone else said "you know they are just toys" and then I felt the mechanical parts inside of them moving.

I'm explaining to the neighbors what colors the cats are to see if they belong to them.

DR2:

I'm looking through supply boxes at work and I'm finding lots of knives that the person before me left. Some are used, some look brand new and I'm wondering how come I didn't see them sooner. I wouldn't have to by my own. (Today I received some knives I ordered for work)

DR3:

The water theme continues. The sewers are overfilled and sometimes the stuff gets on the street. I'm standing on the street next to a sqare cut into the street, that's about 2x2 feet. I see at least 2 more of those cutouts. Right underneath the asphalt cover of the street, there are the sewer channels. They are full and water reaches to the top and sometimes splashes, overflows to the street. Another person sits on the street next to me and I sit down right over the opening. It's ackward with my mid-body hanging over the water.

When the water reciedes, some kids from that family go down to the main channel and they are peeking into some smaller sewer channels. We can hear the water coming again and it can get there any second. Kid's mom tells them to get away fromt here, but they are having too much fun. So I start telling them with more urgency and I'm wondering why is mom not doing that. Those are her kids.

Finally we get out of there and are sitting at the table with someone. There is one scary looking guy and I say something like an aplogy for him not understanding what I'm saying, because I said it in Hungarian. He said why? He is dunaszerdai magyar. He askes where I'm from and I tell him the name of my town. He says "oh, Panama". And I'm like no?! Then we shake hands and introduce ourselves.

EDIT:
I was just talking to Mismagius about this attraction in Salem. And when I typed "witch trials" I recalled this dream:

I'm about to sit on a sofa or lay to bed, when I reach out and turn the head of a doll that's sitting on the backrest away from me. At that moment it slowly starts to turn back to me and it's face it's morphing between doll, some human face and a witch face. It's telling me something while having a manacing grin and I'm just so scared.

Dreamed of sweep picking on a guitar and fiddling with some Necrophagist songs.

I was in future, in a mansion complex I shared with siblings. It was a huge complex made of apartments that joined up in one entrance. Parts of it on first floor were just finished and had only white walls. The rest of the building was richly and modernly furnished. I entered my apartment - it was the richest of all. I helped siblings build and finish theirs apartments.

Next day I was in our family house, it was completely rundown and abandoned, but still in our possession. I started to work on it to renovate it and make it better than ever.

Pretty straight forward, Chris and I were at a street festival for mulitple nights and continually ran into these two beautiful girls. I was very interested in hooking up with one of them but she was more of a seductress than interested.

It started with a non-lucid dream. I was in a supermarket (or I was a disembodied "camera", I can't really recall doing anything myself). I watched a scene between some people working there. A few I "remembered" (not really) from when I worked there in 2009, some I didn't (part-timers, students working for the summer). I thought to myself that I had to apply for a job, and that they would need more workers for the summer. I somehow thought it was August. Then I was reminded it was late September already.

This part contains another "faux-lucid" section. I think I was with my mother and uncle in a forest. At some point I got too far away from them, and I lost sight of them behind a hill. I don't recall how it happened, but I learned I could float, and fly. I tried to do a backwards loop, but I got very disoriented and felt like I would fall. I came down (fears materialize in dreams), but did so in a stylish "superhero" fashion. I thought I would scatter the rocks on the forest floor in all directions (like in the movies, where they leave a big hole, or crack in the concrete when they land), but this didn't happen. I started flying off. At some point I was flying between two very long (and very old) walls made of old stone (looked medieval), towards a large structure at the end (a medieval ruin in the forest?). I tried to fly as fast as possible. I could "stretch my mind" to speed up a fair bit, but when I yelled "faster!" it got really fast. I suck at estimating speed, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was close to 5,000 kilometers per hour. Interestingly, despite seeing the wall fly past me faster and faster, the "tunnel" appeared to stretch on and on, and the castle didn't come closer any faster, despite my ludicrous speed. I guess my mind lacks the "rendering capacity" to render new environments when traveling at this speed. I have experienced a similar phenomenon when running at super-speed in a previous dream years ago. Eventually, I smashed into the wooden gate of the castle at 10,000 per hour. It was hilarious. I was kind of "peeled off" the door, and fell to the ground unharmed. Part of me was still stuck to the door. It was like in the cartoons.

I stood up, and noticed two figures standing in the long corridor I just flew through. One was dressed like a Roman, the other (behind him) a different ancient culture, but I can't recall which. I went up to the Roman, and asked him a question ("what are you doing here, soldier?"). I "knew" he was only a DC. I couldn't play along with him anymore, and burst out in laughter. He started laughing too, obviously mirroring me. Then he pulled out a lance. I wanted to see what would happen if he tried to stab me with it. I knew I was invincible anyway. He aimed his lance at my chest, but this felt uncomfortable, so I moved the top to my stomach instead. Suddenly he was on a horse, running fast, with me stuck on his lance - as if he was jousting. I figured he wanted to smash me into something. Anyway, it didn't "hurt", as I predicted, but it did feel uncomfortable. I thought to myself, "mind over matter". But before I could try to make the feeling go away, I was already waking up.

I was standing by the edge of a large river, one which ran through a city in Germany. The year was some time in the early 1900's, maybe the 20's? Early 30's? Commercial aviation wasn't a thing yet. Large crowds were gathered by the river to watch a massive air show, where the government and companies showed off experimental aircraft. Many of there were quite large (some craft were single-seaters, I think? Jets?), and were designed to take off from the river. One of the craft taking off was huge, had a strange shape, and had 6, perhaps even 8 propeller engines. It also had the German Cross on the tail (the Iron Cross, not a Swastika). I looked to my left, and saw my grandmother (on father's side). She was German and has been dead since '09. I remember thinking none of the people believed mass commercial air travel was feasible. Being from next century, I of course knew better. I thought these demonstrations had to change their minds.