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Before I was lucid... This dream was confusing. Or, at least, I don't remember it well.

I was in some house- it may have been a large apartment- and for aome reason, a bunch of people were coming inside. Like, they're all family, but this isn't my family. I became lucid for pretty much no reason. I was away from all the comotion, looking out the window. There was this midget (three feet tall?) next to me. He was old. For some reason, he wanted to come with me to do my lucid thing. I asked why that is necessary since he isn't real. But oh well, he came with me anyway, though I didn't think of him again. I started just flying, I was pretty low to the ground. Like, ten feet. While I was traveling, I wasn't paying much attention to the scenery (and I should....), but it ws mostly country. Like, there were random people, but everywhere was very unpopulated. Now and then I passed a house.

At one point, I see something near the road I am flying over (yeah, I was only flying over a road the whole time...). It was, like, a foat man, sort of like from Narnia. His head was down, but then it was raised. It was my dad... I saw crude versions pf my mom and sister too along with what was supposed to look like our house.

At one point, i decide that 'f,ying isn't fast enough'. So, i come up with this other way to move faster, though I didn't think it would work. And it did, even though I doubted it... My tush was on the ground, and I kind of sledded on the road....really fast, even though there was no incline.

Eventually,I decide that I am done flying, so I catch up with this DC. I am in a place that is kinda the edge of a city, though i only saw one building, it was like an appartment building. I only see one DC, and he looks creepy, but I talk to him anyway. I start walking with him, and ask him a question. The dream wasn't vivid enough to understand him. Asking twice didn't help.

I had i strange time with dreams last night, probably because i was dead tired,
anyway here is the story.

Lucid

Side notes

When i became lucid (I dont remember anything prior) I was running through the woods, running real fast,
after a little bit I came to a opening to the woods, it was a dip in the woods and there was a cave so i ran inside there was a set of obstacles, all of which consisted of jumping on pillars.
After about 2 sets of pillars there was a opening, inside there was a hut with a cottage, it had Kaira's symbol on the side so i think it was my perception of the Dream Army HQ, after that it faded to black and i woke up.


That's about it i don't remember much if anything else.

02/16/13

Going Hunting
I am in my room looking through Facebook articles on my computer. I see photos of cute cats and I click 'like' for all of them, adding a brief comment on a couple. I come across a photo that has already pissed me off in my waking life. A photo that shows a dog shot by an arrow with a caption saying that happens to all Pitt Bulls that come around the home of someone I don't know but immediately hate.
Note: I found the image disturbing, so I put it in a spoiler in case anyone would rather not see it...

Spoiler for Disturbing Image:

I think I would like to have a dream where I go hunt people like that. Just on the off chance I do a RC by pinching my nose and I find out that I am dreaming. It's time to go hunting. I remember that MoSh has recently gotten a Pitt Bull mix puppy and I wonder if he wants to go hunting with me. So I focus on opening a portal to find MoSh. A portal opens and I go through. On the other side I find MoSh in what looks like the biggest Walmart I have ever seen. It would be sooooo easy to get lost somewhere in that Walmart. But I see MoSh right away. I go over to him and tell him I don't have a Dark Tower dream planned for tonight… there are other things to be done. I tell him about the photo I saw on Facebook. He doesn't seem to like it any more than I do. I focus on a portal to get somewhere that dogs need us. On the other side we are in a forest area. I see two people down below, and realize I am in a tree. MoSh is down below on the ground. There are two men making their way through the trees, they have bows and arrows. One of them is taking aim at a Pitt Bull dog. MoSh steps between the two of them as the man is firing and grabs the arrow right out of the air. He quickly flips the arrow over and throws it back at the man, the arrow sticks in the man's left shoulder. The man curses loudly. MoSh begins kicking the shit out of the guy using martial arts. The other guy is aiming an arrow at the dog, he doesn't seem too concerned about his friend getting beat up. Before he can fire the arrow at the dog I jump out of the tree and land on top of him… hidden blade first, stabbing him as I land. MoSh has beaten the shit out of the other guy. I am not sure if the guy is dead, but he's not moving. MoSh is petting the dog now. A very friendly Pitt Bull dog, a cute one, too.

This is a dog I wouldn't mind taking home. I am really pissed off that these two assholes were going to kill the dog. I realize I am still stabbing the dead guy I landed on and make myself stop. MoSh is staring at me now, still petting the dog. He makes a comment that he has to remember not to piss me off. I tell him the only way to get that reaction is to abuse animals. As if to prove MoSh is no animal abuser, the dog licks him on the face. I go over and pet the dog with MoSh. We are both petting the dog when a woman comes along and seems relieved to find the dog. Damn… the dog already has a loving home. She looks at the two dead people on the ground and seems a bit nervous. I tell her they were going to shoot her dog… but they won't be bothering her or her dog again. She takes the dog and disappears down a path quickly. MoSh seems sorry to see the dog go. I tell him if he wants a dog to keep I'm sure we can find one that needs a home. But we won't be finding it in this dream because it is here that I wake up.

The Dogs of Ludd
I am in a city that looks like it is far past its prime. The buildings are collapsing and everything is in a state of disrepair. The first thing I think of is the city of Ludd from the Dark Tower series. Realizing that I am in a Dark Tower dream I think I should try to get MoSh involved in this one. I focus on a portal to find MoSh. A portal opens and I see MoSh is on the other side in what looks like a dog kennel. He is petting a dog that looks like a Pitt Bull mix.

I want to go pet the dog, too, but someone comes into the room and takes the dog away. I tell MoSh that there's a Dark Tower dream waiting. MoSh comes through the portal. We explore Ludd for a short time. There are dead bodies hanging from the light posts. Definitely a grizzly scene. We finally spot someone who is alive. It's Eddie pushing Susanna in her wheelchair.

We go over to them, I figure that they are probably looking for the train station where Blaine is parked and waiting. I hear something going on around a corner, sounds like a lot of excitement. I am planning on ignoring it until I hear dogs snarling and yelping. I head over towards the sound. I find there are a number of mobile kennels standing around a group of people. The people are gathered around a makeshift ring with two dogs fighting viciously. A dog fighting ring! People are cheering, dogs are snarling and yelping. I sneak over to the kennels to release the trapped dogs. I wonder if they just want to get away or if they will want a little payback against the people. I am trying to open a kennel when a large guy asks me what I am doing. I tell the truth… I am letting these dogs go. He points a knife at my neck and says no I am not. I bury a hidden blade in his chest and tell him yes I am. I hear a gunshot. Everyone is looking at Susanna, who has fired her gun to get everyone's attention. It doesn't have the intended effect, however. Instead of being afraid, everyone charges at Susanna and Eddie who start shooting at the attackers. MoSh separates the two fighting dogs as soon as the people are distracted. I get the kennel open and move to the next one. I let dogs out of numerous kennels. The dogs are mostly just glad to get away. The dogs run away from the sound of the gunshots. Finally the gunshots stop, there are numerous dead people on the ground and the others have dropped their weapons. Eddie is saying they need someone to show the way to Blaine's Cradle. They think the idea of going to Blaine's Cradle is insane. Two of them finally agree to take them. MoSh is trying to coax a scared dog out of the shadows. The dog is a Rottweiler.

Eddie and Susanna tell the people to disperse except for the two who will take them to the Cradle. They quickly do so. I hear the sound of snarling dogs just out of sight. The sound of hunting dogs. Now to find Blaine's Cradle. I head to follow Eddie, Susanna, and the two people who are showing them the way. But before I can get anywhere I wake up.

My non-lucid recall seems to have went downhill again.

I was watching something about four anime girls that are pretty much immortal, whenever they die they get revived in a new body. It starts in some factory area but later they end up in some weird area that looks like gigantic dinner table with gigantic food on it. They reach some sort of portal and narrator says that he had to add some 'paranormal' stuff there due to forum post #4... which was made by his alt. Bunch of ghosts appear and girls get teleported into some sort of dark version of Terraria world, and there are some big flying monsters, that looked like rusty metal caterpillar with wings and scissor-like jaws, that start attacking them. There were also some sort of idols and big, purely black, building in the background. Dream ends shortly.

I became lucid in total darkness, so I'm not sure what made me realize that I was dreaming. I was plummetting through the pitch black. It frightened me a little, even though I knew it was a dream. I reassured myself that I was safe and that I could change the setting if I wanted to, but I decided to continue the free fall anyway.
Suddenly I broke through the darkness to a million points of light. I was falling past a vast, beautiful galaxy. Now the falling sensation felt more like flying, because I knew gravity had no claim to me here. It was breathtaking.
Eventually it all faded and I found myself in a normal dream, where I lost my lucidity.

It was a dream, where i worked in china embassy and went to the russian embussy on the elevator. And elevator of course was without doors, and then it became shaking i thought about RC, made it and thought, that if i went to china - i could do The Asia TOTY. So i went out in some china town and flew away to mountains looking for the Great Wall. It was evening or night, so soon i saw a chain of lights and landed. The great wall was about 2-3 meters high and as thin as a fence. I forgot that i should destroy it, but rememberd that i should fight using Kung Fu. I drew DC attention and began to fight with legs, it was very difficult, DC began to win and i woke up thinking that i did TOTY, but in real, of course, i remembered that i didn't destroy the wall

This dream is a little confusing, since it skipped scenes a lot... So.


I am walking in this 'beast's' lair with some other people. To get to him we have to walk on these stones or something in the lair. But I have this ability where I can wake up before something gets creepy... So, I did. Except this was a FA. I end up in a bedroom, on the ground in a sleeping bag. There are other people there too. It looks like a combo of my and my sister's room from our old house.

That didn't last long, and now I am back in the world with the beast. I am near some people, and this is where I become lucid. For some reason, I know that all of the DC's in this world do the same thing everyday, like it is programmed into them.

Since I am lucid, I decide that I can help that. But I decide to take a box of raisins, and I ask something to this DC (which made me happy since I was getting him out of his rut...). Then, I see this little bit of deep water in the ground. Well, it is more like I am on a pier, so there is a square hole in the pier. The water is a dirty tan color,but I dunk my raisin box into the water anyway. It gills to the top of the box. Now the raisins can grow....

So now, I think, I might as well make a DC army to help kill the beast. I certainly don't want to kill it myself .

The few people I had just saw before are now following me. I am now walking down this large staircase. It is surrounded by glass walls.

Without consciously thinking about it,a bunch of people, my army, are following me. Probably about fifty people. About halfway down the staircase, I am facing this cute guy, so I kiss him, but we are still walking. Now, for some reason, I am wearing my ugly red work polo shirt... And I decide to lift it up, and it is held in between my arms. This has nothing to do with my boobs, BTW (though I am not wearing a bra, I notice, since bras are stupid), I just wanted the cute guy to be interested in my back. It is rather curvy... (My back curves in). So, being that this is a lucid, he of course mentions it. He asks why I have my shirt up, I tell him,and then I know that he is admiring it xD.

So, now the scene has skipped, and we are in the beast's lair. It is dark, of course. I know the room is rather big, but we are all only in one part of the lair. The beast is standing at the side, surrounded by my fighters. It is like he is in a section that no one can pass, even him... Like, it is a slightly darker color in the floor or something?

Since I don't play video games, the beast looks very unimaginative. Instead of looking like a hairy beast or something, he is just a big man. Like, a linebacker or something.

Someone tries to shoot awith gun at him, but misses. The 'bullet' i see on the ground on the point of no return. It has two parts to it, whcih I can't really desribe. But it doesnt look like a bullet xD. I 'know' that the bullet has already been shot so it wouldn't worm again. But, i give it to the man with the gun anyway. I told him that I know this usually wouldn't work again, but since I am dreaming, I will.

Before anything ekse happens, I wake up but it is a FA. While I have been beginning to do Rc's again, I didn't. Which makes sense. I woke up in the lair, but I 'know' that it is a different place. My head had been resting on this table. It was a really long wooden table, kinda renascenceish looking. There were other people sitting on the table too. Like a dozen. I wanted to keep my eyes closed (which I obviosuly didn't do, but I thought I did), because I wanted to DEiLD. Yeah, I thought to DEIlD even in a dream xD.

But I couldn't, because this annoying woman was pestering me that I owed her five dollars from an overdue rental video. I pay her, and I see the two black people that I did initially in my last dream (I think it was supposed to be a third world place. Blame sociology for making mw feel so bad for them..). Another woman said she was going to give them a job, bringing them ti her home or something. I said, you can't make them slaves! But apparently she was going to pay them good money. (There is my idealist self, I suppose!). And then I woke up.

I'm not typing that again.

Shortened version: There was a pokemon talent show with a platform at the end of the room above the audience that you had to fly to get to, and for some reason the Ice King participated in the show with snow, ice and mountains, all of which danced. I went to a Wheatley store, but it was pretty crappy. In honor of the opening, people were fulfilling Wheatley-related requests on a webpage, and some of them I wish I had thought of first. One of them was a pizza shaped as the word "WHEATLEY". I had to ride Space Mountain to get into Disneyland Paris, although a lot of it was more like a futuristic, space-Thunder Mountain, and the old animatronics scared me, so I had my eyes closed for most of the time. I went to the bathroom in this office place, and I overheard how someone was going to kill me with a bomb in that bathroom that I would trigger, so I avoided it, sneaked out, and tried to look nonchalant while I told my Dad about the bomb and the murder plot. Castiel and I are in a field and we must get our cars at a certain length from each other and an equal length from an invisible line that runs down the field. At some point there was some spoon-bending involved.

Prebed:

4 Bud Light Platinums
3G Fish Oil

Bedtime:

11:00ish


12:11Am - Flying Radio Station

I am flying in the clouds. There is a radio station seated on a higher cloud. I refresh my Galaxy Player and see that I now have wifi connection. I see a list of a lot of cartoon videos to watch.

4AM I move to the recliner but I as too tired from drinking to do SSILD or any other tech. Recall is tough too.

5:23AM - Walmart Storage

My wife and I bought a bunch of stuff online from Walmart. We decided that we should just go to the warehouse to pick it up ourselves. We back up a moving truck and start loading random boxes. There is a rocking chair we want but it looks unfinished. My wife says it needs varnish. She messes around with some commercial paint sprayer until she figures it out. I spray the chair. For some reason I spray down a baltic amber necklace. I have it all over my hands and I hand the necklace wet.

I move back to bed but my son soon wakes up. I feed him in the recliner and when he done we both dose off together.

7:00AM #132- Voxer Distortions - Brief DILD

I am looking at houses with my mom. We come back to my house in the back yard. I enter the back door for some reason. Maybe I was looking for my phone? I hear my voxer app going off. It's clearly a voxer notification but it sounds strange and distorted and comes from many different directions. I finally find my phone but see no voxer notification as I walk back out the back door.

I think this is really odd and it reminds me of my daytime awareness practices. I say out loud, "I am dreaming!" Not knowing what else to do I rush out the back door but I hit the void.

I now feel myself laying in bed. I quickly transition and get up out of of the dark bed room. As I enter the living room everything gets bright and vivid. I feel very pleased about this. I notice two small panels on the floor that look like tables turned on and just glowing a blueish white color. I go to examine them more closely.

I either open my physical eyes, or I realize I have had my eyes open already. Either way I discover that the two glowing tablets are actually two of the windows in my living room. I feel breifly confused because in the dream I thought I was in bed and totally forgot that I was in the recliner. (There is something to be said about "OBE's" now isn't there.) I try to DEILD but I am not feeling it. I give up too quickly and enter straight into a non-lucid dream.

I am at a version of work sitting at a workstation. Someone is next to me working on something. He is annoying me and taking up my space but I tolerate it. I see someone put a bunch of Walmart sacks on my desk. I am like what the hell is this? Then M.R. comes behind me and tells me J.D. gives them walmart sacks to use and he just puts them there because that workstation is usually empty. She takes the sacks and leaves. I notice that I have no monitor for my computer. I ponder over this for a while. I pretty much summon two monitors out from behind the desk. I set them up and feel disappointed at how small they are. I wake up.

- Two takes of a movie supposedly starring Rihanna. In the first take she seems to have a pretty major role (the movie seems to be about some sort of relationship drama), but in the second take she barely features. Both takes of the movie include a scene in a sit-down restaurant that is playing an odd mix of lounge and club music; there is a stage in the room and Rihanna is standing on it, singing to the music, with a fancy retro-looking microphone in front of her. In the second take I am told that this is actually a cleverly dressed impersonator, not the real deal.

- Some sort of airborne virus is set to infect the entirety of Europe, and from there (via people traveling, etc.) it will spread to several other countries, including the US eastern seaboard. I see a map with this information; virus-infected spots are green, and I'm told the total death toll will be something like 30 million people (which strikes me as kind of a lowball estimate given the virus' predicted range). After I learn this I realize I am somewhere in Europe with my mom and brother, possibly right before the virus is supposed to break out. I wonder briefly why we're here at the epicenter, but then reason that since we're probably going to die anyway, why worry about it? No one else seems concerned at all. We're sightseeing in some kind of forested highland; it feels like late autumn. There are these incredible animals that look like furry giraffes: they have intelligent eyes and swatches of bright neon color on their faces, and they seem peaceful. They're also huge, like the size of dinosaurs. I'm fascinated by these creatures and want to know more about them, but then I wake up.

1Cottonballs5

This morning I wake and remembered:

I pushed a door and at my foot was a tiny cotton ball sized hens chick. I bent downand gently pushed it but it fell over. Then I noticed a second cotton ball sized chick. I pushed them gently, with my palm and fingers and they rolled over, together. Then I picked them up wondering what to do with them.

They needed there mum. I coulden't think what a chicksvmum wpuld look like. (?).

Then there wss a tiny sleeping kitten. Ah, that's the cotton ball chicks mum.

I put the chicks on top of their mother-kitten. Then there are two more cotton ball size hen-chicks. I go to pick them up but can't because there little duck-like (paddle) feet have tiny-sharp claws and they grab the grownd.

I soon get the new two speckled chicks onto y hand and put themon the sleeping kitten. The kitten becomes a very tiny "siamese" mother cat" and it hisses.

But it settles down and accepts its chick brood. I can't lift the four cottonball chicks off the kitten because the tiny claws on their duck and chicken feet won't letgo of mum. They feel safe, sitting on mum.

After I wake I wonder if the tiny Siamese mum cat is mt Tulpa, Buckello. And Buckello wants to look after the tiny cottonball sized hen chicks.

I need to feed all 5 Tulpa's. Buckello who is originally a white mouse but wants to be a Siamese cat mum, and the four tiny cottonball sized hen chicks.

They (all 5) are all too tiny. I think they all need feeding.

But, just now I realize that maybe only my original Tulpa, the white mouse "Buckello" needs feeding because, as a tiny Siamese cat mum, he can look after and feed the four tiny, cottonball sized, hen chicks.

I think I will feed my (dream-invading) Tulpa, buckello, each time I think of him.

DreamLucidAwake

South Pole to North Pole

I was on a ship heading to Antarctica. There was a lot of ice in the water, but our ship was capable of breaking it apart. We were only about a minute away from the mainland. It was summer and the sun was shining. I don't always notice the temperature in my dreams, but it was pretty damn cold. Luckily I like cold temperatures.

The ship docked at a harbor that had been built on the beach. There were a few other boats at the harbor and many penguins. The penguins were working at the harbor doing things like loading and unloading cargo. It became obvious to me that the harbor was built and operated by penguins.

The only human I saw was a woman on the beach. See was wearing a bikini and appeared to be sunbathing. I had to reality check at this because sunbathing in a bikini at subzero temperatures is pretty ridiculous. The reality check was successful and I became lucid. I'm not entirely sure, but I think the person might have been River. She tends to do weird stupid things like that.

I decided to go explore the area and talk to some penguins. I jumped off the ship and landed on the docks. I was going to talk to the penguins in the harbor, but they looked pretty busy. So I left the harbor and went deeper inland. For the most part, everything was just snow, ice, and an occasional rock. Not too far away was a glacier that no doubt had something interesting at the top.

I walked over to the glacier and inspected it. I felt the need to inspect a giant wall of ice for some reason. What I learned after inspecting it was that it was nothing but solid ice. "I bet I can use my claws to climb to the top of this," I said to myself. I transformed my hands and feet into those of a dragon. Being the idiot that I am, I chose to grow claws and climb the wall rather than growing wings and flying to the top. Well I guess it was more fun to climb it than it was to simply fly to the top.

I pierced the ice with my claws and started climbing. It was fun, but there actually isn't a lot to say about it. After a few minutes I reached the edge and pulled myself to the top. At the top of the glacier I found a penguin base and a giant drill surrounded by several penguin soldiers. The drill was turned on and making a lot of noise. There was a penguin inside the drill who called out to me and said, "Greetings Dragonborn!" I recognized the voice and knew it was Sgt. Byrd.

I walked up to the drill and yelled to him, "What the hell are you guys doing?" "We're about to dig our way into the north pole and establish a base in enemy territory!" he shouted. It was at this point that I remembered digging from the south pole to the north pole was a task of the year. "The north pole is enemy territory?" I asked. "Yes, it's the homeland of the polar bears," He said. Apparently penguins and polar bears don't get along. Or maybe these penguins are just delusional. Either way I decided to ask if I could help because I wanted to complete the task of the year. "Need any help?" I asked. "Yes, I'll dig and you can push," He said.

I fully transformed into a dragon and powered up. Byrd started drilling through the ice and I hovered above the drill and began pushing it. Pushing the drill actually made a significant improvement in the speed and efficiency of the digging. I used my fire magic to heat the drill up so that it could melt the ice as it dug. We got through the ice pretty quickly and started digging through dirt. I then started to focus my earth magic in front of the drill to soften and push away the dirt and rocks.

It wasn't long before we reached magma or some sort of hot liquid. I assumed that this was the outer core. "We have a bit of a problem!" Sgt. Byrd shouted to me. Apparently he didn't think he plan through enough and forgot that it gets pretty hot near the center of the Earth. The ship was starting to overheat, so I brought out my fury energy and created an energy shield around me and the ship. The shield would protect us from the magma and the heat. We moved pretty fast through this layer considering we didn't actually have to dig through anything.

Things got a bit weird at the end of the outer core. The inner core was creating some sort of energy shield like mine that was keeping the hot liquid outer core at a distance. We were able to pass through this shield however, which was probably because of the energy from my shield. When we went through the energy shield, we fell a fair distance and landed on the inner core. I looked at it and it was made out of crystal. "It'll be impossible to drill through that!" Byrd said. "Wow, the Earth's core is made out of crystal!" I said.

I noticed that the crystal glowed wherever I touched. I then remembered that usually happens when I come into contact with crystals. Dragonborns apparently have some weird magical connection to them. At that moment I realized that even though the drill can't dig through, I might be able to. "Follow me," I said. I put both of my hands on the crystal and started pushing forward. As I pushed forward, the crystal in front of me disappeared and I was able to create a tunnel. We made it through the inner core pretty quickly with the crystal disappearing on touch. It was pretty cool, but I wish I would have realized we could have walked around the inner core.

When we got to the other side of the inner core, it was much like before, except gravity was working against us. The ship was built with a flight mode, so I didn't have to lift the ship, but I still had to push. Digging through the rest of the Earth was much like before, except we went through the layers backwards and flying up. I created a shield around us to protect us from the outer core, used earth magic to get through the dirt and rocks, and used fire magic to melt the ice of the north pole.

When we reached the top, I felt pretty exhausted. I did a lot of work. I lied on the snowy ground and rested a bit. I looked around and I didn't see any polar bears. We appeared to be in Santa's village. "Looks like you'll have to build your base somewhere else," I told Sgt. Byrd. "This isn't a problem," Byrd said, "we'll just build our base a few miles out from here." I got up and said, "I'll help you set up your base if you want." "Soldier, enemy at 6 o'clock!" He shouted while pointing his flipper in my direction. "Wait, what?" I said while turning around.

As I turned around, one of Santa's elves hit me in the face with a giant candy cane. I fell back onto the ground and he started beating me with the candy cane. Once Sgt. Byrd got out of the drill, the elf turned around and started running. I'm guessing the reason he ran away was because Sgt. Byrd had a rocket launcher. I saw a rocket fly over top of me and hit the elf. Luckily the explosion didn't kill him, but it knocked him out. It was pretty cartoony.

I'm guessing the reason an elf attacked me is because me and Santa don't get along very well. More elves soon came and Sgt. Byrd started fighting with them. For some reason I was starting to pass out. I think it was due to the dream becoming unstable. When I passed out, I woke up.

Dream 1: Lost Wallet
I am at a petrol station owned by Charlie and Frank from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They are trying to find out who left a wallet behind at the counter. I try to help them, but soon Frank gets incredibly angry and accuses me of forgetting the wallet.

Dream 2: Louis C.K. and a Scaly Mutation
I am on an island, walking across a rickety old bridge with Louis C.K.. We are working out, and while he is doing push-ups I feel something growing on my head. I pull out what I think to be a hair, but turns out to be thick and scaly. Louis says it looks like the tip of a dinosaur’s tail.

Dream 3: McDonald's with Friends
I am at McDonald’s with my friends 'A' and 'E'. I am poking fun at myself for running into a former high school classmate and having him not recognise me.

Dream 4: Rooftops and the Cast of Seinfeld
I am running across rooftops chasing a balloon. I eventually capture it and look for a way to get down. I find a ladder mounted against a wall but it seems flimsy. The male cast of Seinfeld is on the ground and I ask Jerry to hold the ladder. Once I get down, we begin practicing our routine (we are all part of a comedy troupe).

Dream 5: Family Finds Religion on Holiday
I am at a motel with my family and we are just getting ready to leave. My brother 'C' tells me he has forgotten a few things in the room and he and I go back, however it turns out that he has left quite a lot. I fill my arms with what is mostly toys and go outside to find that the rest of my family is not there. When I eventually find them in the town church they say they have converted, and encourage me to give Chris’ toys away.

15.02.2013

My mom owns a mansion. (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in my mom's house, but it was a mansion (my mom owns an apartment in real life) There were a few staircases and a lot of red carpeting. The house had lots of rooms.

My mom had some sort of lists where she had 6 brunette prostitutes working, 4 blond ones and a newly hired red headed one. I wondered what was going on with that and checked my hands.

Upon realized I had seven fingers, I turned lucid. I decided to leave home and take a flight to make the dream stable. I took a flight but decided to go back to the house and investigate. When I returned to the house, my mom started to tell me that I needed to bring cash with me, and handed me the wallet my wife uses. I told my mom that I needed no cash since we were in a dream.

I lost lucidity at some point and my mom started to tell me I was an average psychic. I told her why she was coming up with that. She could not claim anything, but only mentioned that I was not amazing. I complained that she never had a reading from me, and that all my clients were very happy.She claimed that I only told her that her passed mom was around. I protested and told her that she was never interested in a reading from me. so she never knew how my work was.

I was riding in a hot air balloon to go visit a kingdom in the sky to visit my friend, who was a princess(why do so many of my dreams have princesses? .-. and this whole dream was in anime form). So I get there and land and after I step out of the air balloon, my princess friend leaps at me and gives me a big hug. I smile and hug her back, though I admit that I was wondering what she was thinking, we were right at the edge of a landing platform on a floating kingdom. After our little embrace, she grabs my hand and takes me to meet her other friends.

There are 6 of them, and they are all royalty from nearby kingdoms, I was the only non-royal sadly lol. We hanged out around the kingdom for the rest of the day, though I don't remember much of it. The next day the princess wanted to go look around and shop on the ground, though that was a blur too. Then, the day after that I was making a deck, it reminded me of yu-gi-oh sort of, I remember all the cards seeming dark.(foreshadowing perhaps? ) Then I headed to where I was supposed to meet the princess that say, but one of the guys was blocking the door, and he was with the princess.

I got a bad feeling from him at that moment, and well I was very right. He attacks the princess with claws that formed out of his hands, cutting her and her blood splattering on the ground. This pisses me off and makes me worried for the princess, so I attack him, slamming him through the glass door, getting some glass shards into him as we hit the ground. Now his attention is on me though, and he was not what he appeared. He cuts and slices at me with his claws and snapping at me with razor sharp teeth, his eyes glowing a demonic red. I punch and kick and cut him with glass and fight for my life, as the princess helplessly watches.

He attacks her again as I weaken, and I hold him back, choking him with an arm around his neck. Sadly, him not being human, but a demonic being of some sort, he twists his head 180 degrees, and bites into my, blood gushing out, even though blood is flowing from multiple wounds already. If it was in real life, I would have probably been dead or unconscious. Not only that, he slashes at my chest as he does, leaving deep, painful cuts in me. I continue to do whatever I can to kill him, desperate to finish him off. I finally twist his neck too far and kill him off, so tired, and with so little blood in me. I wasn't sure how I was still standing. But it wasn't over, and a young looking girl, another member of our group, attacks too, also a demonic being.

She attacks, and I defend. She jumps on my back, slashing into it, giving me more wounds, and I slam her into the ground. I kick and punch and smash until she is dead, and the princess comes to me when I finish the other demon off, hugging me tightly and worriedly, thanking me and helping me stay up. But before anything else can happen, the dream ends.