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I had a dream that my close friend Rachael and a close guy friend Patrick that I really liked were cuddling together, just holding each other. I walked in and tried to get into the bed, too, but they wouldn't make room for me, and ignored me while they continued to cuddle, her resting on his chest, him stroking her long, blond hair. They looked at each other with so much love in their eyes, obviously cherishing holding each other. I felt jealous of her.
I laid down on the foot of the bed, deciding I'd just settle for being near him. As soon as I'd settled in, they sat up and pushed me out of the bed.
The love in their eyes was gone, replaced by loathing and contempt.
"Just go away!" she said. "Nobody likes you." She smiled at me in the same way a lioness smiles with pride over her kill.
"Yeah, get lost," he sneered. The look of disgust and hatred in his eyes tore my heart to pieces. They both laughed at me. I got up and headed for the door, tears in my eyes, while they continued to cuddle. How could he look at me with so much hatred and anger, and then look at her with gentle, loving eyes? I was so upset, my heart split in two and bleeding in pain.
"Fine," I said, stopping in the doorway and turning around. "If you both hate me so much, I'll just go die."
"Good," he said, not even taking his eyes off of her. "You'll be doing the world a favor."
And the I ran out of the room, crying, my heart hurting so bad I almost couldn't bear the pain. I sat on the floor in another room, sobbing for what seemed like hours, until they walked in. They smiled at me and acted like nothing was wrong, and after a while they left, their hands intertwined; they stopped in the doorway, him leaning in towards her, her lips puckered and her eyes closed...
That's when I woke up, sobbing and shaking, my heart breaking. In a panicked daze, I was terrified that my nightmare was real, that he loved her and not me, that she had taken his heart, and I cried even harder. By the time I had realized it was just a dream, I was still crying, and I laid in bed for hours, too afraid to go back to sleep.

(This was a nightmare I had earlier this year, I can't remember when, but it really bothered me a lot. I wish I knew how to lucid dream so I could stop experiences like this; sadly, all my attempts have failed.)

16/4/16
Dream 1: I was in a large public toilet along with a few other guys, I think we were being awarded points for our peeing ability, such as the strength, volume and distance. It was a weird dream to be sure.

Dream 2: There was a beautiful woman who was doing a vlog style video in the city with her boyfriend. She was wearing an extremely thin white crop top and tiny denim shorts, and as they were walking around it started to rain and her shirt became see through. The two started kissing at this and it devolved from there.

Dream 3: I was sitting in the car outside my house waiting for someone else when I noticed a few people who appeared to be coming either out of our house or nearby. One of these was an old woman who seemed to be swearing at us as she realised she was caught. As she passed by she threw a bunch of paper at me and was yelling, so I ripped up whatever it was and threw it back at her, telling her to do various things to various parts of herself or something to that extent. After this someone actually clambered out of the window of the house and started to run away so I started to chase after him.

Dream 4: I was forming a band with a few other guys. We all met up in a room somewhere and had a group meeting to come up with our band name and to start to write some songs. I think we had a drummer, guitarist, bassist and keyboardist.

Dream 5: I was playing in a basketball grand final. I think a few of our players were missing and only one of their players was any good, so I was playing a sort of one on one role against him. At one stage I stole the ball away from him but got called for a soft foul. My team ended up winnin however that guy on their team was distraught, so I went over and comforted him. We then celebrated after.

Dream 6: I was on a plane with my family and a bunch of other people taking part in a sort of Jaws simulation. As we went up the voiceover told us about the first movie, with a hologram beneath us showing a shark. The second movie was next, the hologram showing a fishing boat being rocked by storms. Then came the third movie, where they tricked us into thinking something went wrong and we plunged down towards the sea below us. A giant hologram o fa shark reared up out of the water and went to eat us, but we pulled up and continued to land on the other side of the water. Afterwards everybody rushed to the toilets, to relieve the bladders or stomachs I don't know.

Fragment: Something about my brother and I being out on the front lawn.

Fragment: Something about being in a locker room.

Created Saturday 16 April 2016

All these dreams took place after a WILD attempt, one being a DILD, three DIELDs, and one non-lucid dream in between. There was one dream before I first awakened, but my laziness caused me to only remember a fragment.

Spoiler for spoilered to save space:

Scrap Group 1
I was playing Dungeon Crawl - Stone Soup, auto-travelling down a few stairs. Soon, I encounter an enemy human. I'm then part of the game world, this presented in a more detailed view, as I could see the rough brown stone environment plainly instead of just ASCII symbols. I zap the guy with the Searing Ray spell, this appearing as a thin white beam. The man's skin then melts off his flesh in far too graphic a manner (not bad for a low level spell!). He somehow continues after me, stopping only until he's reduced to a mere skeleton.

Dream 1 - Challenge Unanswered
I got up from bed, feeling not too relaxed. It was still dark outside.

I looked in mirror, seeing nothing unusual. Out of random curiousity, I did a breath test, only to realize the dream state, affirming as much out loud. This was the perfect opportunity to try a recent goal of mine: have a sparring match with myself.

"Hey, what's up?", I blurt out. "Wanna fight?"

My reflection scowls at me. His eyes then go white. I just take this in good humor. So, I asked him again, but still get no response. Just then, my mirror form's face contorts, the eyes placed much wider than normal, and nose and mouth twisted towards opposite cheeks.

The dream gets hazy. I feel myself in bed, and awaken promptly. I keep still, and go for a DIELD.

Dream 2 - Nutcracker

I waited around in bed for a dream to form, but nothing seemed to happen. As I muttered my mantras, I was suddenly accosted by a figure from behind. Visible from the darkness was the form of a very, very tall, and somewhat stout Asian woman, her skin pale and hair dark. More spectacularly, she possessed four arms, two embracing my torso, and two others wrapped around my waist and locking my arms, while her legs were pressed beside my own.

The four armed woman roughly rolled me around in bed, all while squeezing me much too tightly between her soft skin. Much to my misfortune, this also forced me to unintentionally press down on my... er... family jewels. There was no pain, but, given everything else I felt, uh, let's just say that they by all means should have not remained intact. I tried telling her as much, but could only utter a breathless whisper. Meanwhile, she was having the time of her life, giggling on about how much fun she was having.

I knew better than to believe these near injuries, but this just got too intense for me to continue. I willed myself awake, albeit briefly, as I returned to sleep just as quickly.

Dream 3 - The Evil Psychic Giant Caveman and the Talking Otter

The visuals were slightly blurred. This took place within cloudy, ice blue skies, a snow-capped, mossy mountain in view, and all occurring within a traditionally animated cartoon world. I knew of my presence, observing this first hand, though I don't manifest physically.

Eventually, several figures float towards the mountain. Easily identifiable from this group are Dipper and "Grunkle" Stan from Gravity Falls, who were levitating along with an unknown man. The other two were much larger in scale. One was a buff giant man three times the height of a normal human, dressed only in a fur loincloth, and his wild hair and thick moustache reddish brown. The other was a huge, brown furred talking otter or a similar mammal, who spoke with some type of English accent.

The giant man makes ill-tidings on the fate of the world. With a gesture, the other unknown guy's head is telekinetically ripped off his body. Following that, the smaller man's eyeballs vanish into his skull, while his veins and capillaries pierce through his skin, whipping around like worms. His head is then dissolved into nothing but a skull. Then, with another swipe of the giant man's hand, Dipper and Stan are psychically tossed into the horizon.

After that, those titans levitate to the mountain's peak, where they enter a cave. Their home, it seems, a few pieces laminated wood furniture within an otherwise crude, grey stone interior. The giant man places something inside a cabinet, them walks off to another opening, the otter following behind him, as both exchange banter.

"I still can't believe you've built a locker for one of those mortals.", quips the otter.

"Hey, that's not what I was gonna use it for!", grumbles the giant. "Not at first! It was for my collection of..." His voice trails off.

A woman of their scale appears, a light skinned woman with wild, blonde hair, darkcircles visible under her eyes, and wearing a very revealing fur dress. She seemed bored as she rummaged through various cabinets. The otter then reappears, seeming very nervous.

"Madame, I say, please, do be careful! if you need anything, you need not do anything but..."

"Hey, chill!", she interrupts in a bimbo-ish tone. "I was just, like, trying to dump slime all over the place, and stuff." That didn't change the otter's mood.

Don't know what happened until dream ended. I felt myself waking up, ready for another DIELD.

Dream 4 - Just Chill

I was back in bed, the amplified noise of the AC confirming my dream state.

Waited around for a dream to form, but nothing seemed to happen. Just then, I felt a hand rubbing my back, soothing but very cold to the touch. I turn around, and an unusual woman formed of glowing, faintly blue mist, her face similar as the one before.

"You should learn to ease yourself", she says in a soft tone.

The mist woman gently tilts my head away from her, and continues stroking her hand on my shoulders and back, all while occasionally blowing chilled, placid wind towards me. It was very soothing.

This goes on for about two minutes, until light stops illuminating the area. I awaken briefly to perform another DIELD.

Dream 5 - Void Confrontation

I was in bed, already certain I was in a dream state.

Felt invigorated, and eager for a rumble. I tried visualising myself on desolate cliffs, set in purple skies. I waited for a while, but nothing seemed to happen.

So, I just stood up on bed and thought to get started then and there, starting by just shadow-fighting, punching and kicking the air as a child would. Music then begins playing, Metallic Madness Present from Sonic CD, which really pumped me up.

Suddenly, I'm slapped from the back of my head. The culprit appears in view. Turns out this was a floating, greasy slice of pepperoni pizza. I tried striking and catching it, but it was very evasive, darting and dodging around at insane speeds.

And then, I'm "drop-chuted" into the void, just falling into emptiness. As I descended, another figure dropped in after me, who happened to be Mordecai from Regular Show, humorously enough. When he got close, I bopped him in the face, and tossed him away; there was bigger fish... er... pizza... to fry.

Soon, I caught sight of the slice. I flew after it, requiring I make wild turns and loops to finally catch up. The slice then stood in place, where it immediately changed form. It now appeared as a thick, tasty looking hamburger, padded by much lettuce. As I snatched at it, I was suddenly blasted far away by a powerful shockwave.

Once I recovered, I noticed the hamburger becoming huge in the distance, growing many stories tall. It also attained a humanoid body, it's previous form now its oversized head, with the addition of some angry googly eyes. What's more, it was dressed fancily, wearing a black wool vest and dress pants, white collared shirt, red tie, and gleaming black dress shoes and tiny bowler hat. The Hamburger Titan ignored me in favor of attacking some unknown smaller figures on a glowing platform beside it, swiping at them and firing beams from his fingers.

"Oh, yeah?" I yell. "Well how about this!"

I drew my index and middle finger on my forehead, focusing energy there. On pointing at my target, I fire a spiralling yellow beam.

"Special Beam Cannon!"

The projectile closed in. Just then, the background music comes to a close. And with that, the Hamburger Man and the others just sort of shrug and walk off without a care. Of course, the beam missed entirely, and bursts in the distant darkness with a low rumble.

Then, I see an image in the distance. This shows an Asian woman working at an office, requesting files and supplies from her peers. Soon, I'm "yanked" back in bed, where I slowly awaken.

HAYYYY.

I kinda went away for a while then a lot of... stuff went down... But whateves. I'm here now.

SO on the dream side of everything... I'm kinda sucking right now.

I wake up and I'm like okay what dreams did I have and I'll lay there till I remember but for like a week now my brain is just...

"No. I'm not going to tell you what you dreamt."

Literally.

I have this distant almost screenshot of the dream in my head, like you know when you try to remember a word and it's on the tip of your tongue but you just can't... reach it? It's like that but with a dream memory.

So..

yeah.

I'm sleeping rubbish though, and I mean RUBBISH. midnight to 2am... 3 to 4am... 6 to 10am, you get it. But it's touch and go.

I tend to listen to music when I can't sleep and it calms me but prevents me from actually going to sleep yet when I don't listen to it, I'm tense and can't sleep.

Ooh!

I just recalled something just because I was remembering the last dream I could recall...

I was leaving sainsburys with my weekly shopping and this lady comes up to me and asks me to take care of her baby for the day while she has a rest or something. So I do and when I come back she's still there. Me and the baby have a hard time paring because we had gotten really close.

Okay.

More sleep for tonight I guesssss...

When I woke up very early in the morning I tried to use a WILD but the sensations when coming near of falling asleep were to uncomfortable to really do it. Instead I just fell asleep the normal way. My awareness was still active though and I directly noticed I was dreaming when the dream began.
I was riding my bike through a nice colorful park and I wondered how I got here as I was laying in bed literally just a few seconds ago. I assumed that the WILD had worked in some way and I was ready to tackle the three-step-task now. I would run with hyperspeed but first I had to get rid of all this unnecessary stuff I was carrying around. My jacket, the rucksack and my bike were all left behind as they had no use for my goal.
Now it was time to start and I began by making big steps forward then accelerating more and more. When I reached the maximum step frequency I made big steps again while holding my current speed. Then I quickend my steps again. That way I reached quite an insane speed for a human being. All the time I followed a small path covered by trees which ultimately brought me to a hill with a tunnel in it.
Two people spoke to me and challenged me to a race through that tunnel. One was a young Asian man and the other one an old, bold man. Of course I accepted! The track was full of obstacles and the first one was already impressive. It was a very high wall, way higher than me. The young man just said "I know it looks difficult but you will make it while he jumped over it. I did the same and did a very high jump and climbed over it.
my two rivals had already quite an advantage over me but I new that I was faster on the flat track. The next obstacle were sand hills which looked like Spongebob's face. It was quite easy to evade them without loosing speed.
Finally there was a part of the track which had no obstacles and I rushed towards my opponents. Within a few seconds I was right next to them. It got intense as the finish line was already in sight. One last obstacle blocked the way. It was a big soft pad which would slow us down very much and I saw that this was my chance. I took a giant leap and never touched the pad actually while the other to racers lost time.
I had won somehow, even if the start totally didn't create the impression I could actually do it. In the end we sat down on a couch that stood in the building the tunnel had led to and just relaxed.

All I can remember is giving Jacob a hug and him kissing me on the cheek. I remember feeling flustered and then nothing.

I was running & was guided into something. At first I thought it was a RV but then realized it resembled instead a gold submarine on wheels. My family was outside trying to find out what was going on & I was on the inside w/ my prince & his parents, the king & queen & others that were trying to help us keep others out. I was told that because I was his new princess there was some kind of power grab that others were trying to make by capturing me & that they would be in charge somehow if this happened. I looked down & realized my ring was gone & I started to panic & started looking around for it. I accidentally opened a door a fraction of an inch & for a moment the outsiders were able to see inside so the king & queen acted as though they were having sex as a diversion. While I was looking around for the ring & this weird sex act was taking place, I became Lucid. (I'll explain things later what triggered this). So now that I was lucid I knew I could not attempt a WBTB or a WILD today so I took advantage of just having fun w/ my dream. I started changing things as they all became more & more vivid. There were luxurious pillows everywhere. I was expanding the confined place to make it bigger & safer. I also kept looking for my ring which was found among some nuts & bolts. My prince was my husband & the king & queen were plump & w/ royal frumpy garbs. This was fun. I was looking at all the rivets made of gold & small windows to peek out of. I was really happy w/ my creativity. I was able to hear my family outside more clearly & they wanted frantically to know what was happening & where I was, which was not helping me hide. The floors were made of that bumpy metal associated w/ tools but I don't know what that is called. The whole thing had a futuristic feel to it.... Unfortunately my husband was rousing awake next to me & I knew I had to wake up because, although lucid dreaming is really fun I also knew very clearly that my real life must come first & this cannot interfere w/ that. This is a line I do not want to cross. Therefore I knew my time was up & I opened my eyes & I was fully awake but because my dream was lucid I could remember it very clearly.

Now to explain. Before I went to sleep I was practicing my MILD mantra's of "Tonight I'm going to lucid dream & I'm going to remember them" & "I will use my wedding ring as my dream sign" because it is not only significant to me it because it has a flaw. It really does come apart. The weld came loose a while back & 1 of the 3 sections is not connected right now. Therefore, I only usually wear it when I leave the house except when I swim, so that I don't lose it at the pool. It's unique & it was custom made. A one of a kind, w/ a one a kind flaw right now. It's been this way for about 4 yrs or so but I kind of like it like that. I know that sounds weird..... Then there was the King & Queen suddenly having sex which simultaneously reminded me of the fact that I couldn't keep sleeping for long... I had a hysterectomy in December & have a set time to try & have intercourse to strengthen the area where my cervix was taken out of.... So all in all I had a successful DILD & MILD w/ my dream sign being my wedding ring.

Green: Non-Lucid
Red: Lucid
Blue: Details

I am at my Grandmas house. I'm in front of one the entrances to the farage, except this one is much bigger. I'm surrounded by a large pack of talking wolves, and apparently I'm their leader. I stand up on the den and look out at the backyard. I take a couple wolves down to the yard. I ask them to start howling, but they get voicecracks. So I start howling. Many wolves from our pack come, and some from the other smaller pack. But then my Grandma and some other people come out and scold me for waking people up. I then see a woman that I knew from somewhere, and somehow I knew her baby had woken up because of the howls. I go back near the den, embarrassed.

D1 - In some kind of club, it is very dark and everybody is sitting around on large flat cushioned leather chairs.

D2 - On a battle field. I'm on a muddy battle field, wearing heavy armour and the battle is nearing its end.
The queen on the opposite side is dodging my blows, she has long fair wavy hair.
I am not scared and am protected by one femaile knight but I realise that the queen does not mind if she dies in the battle, as long as she kills me Oo.
I imagine the sword striking me on the side, lower abdomen and slicing through me.
So I become scared and want to run

Hey everyone! Got a new entry and this time I was actually lucid for a bit, but only at the very end. This entry is the lead up to the lucidity and what happened during it.

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The very first thing I remember was climbing to the very top of an extremely tall tower, it was well above the clouds. The only way to get up was by a winding staircase wrapped around the outside of it. As I reached the top I looked down and took in the sight. I remember noting that the tower was a bit strange, and I realised that it was all entirely made of cubes, like blocks. The best equivalent would be to compare it to the 8-bit style of Minecraft. At the top of the tower, I looked around and realised that some of the steps that I had climbed up were blocks made entirely of glass, so that one could see completely through them.

There was only one room, which was at the very top and was surprisingly dull. Inside was entirely gray, aside from again, some glass blocks in amongst the wall. It was night time at this point. I was very aware that I was there for a reason, and I was under the impression I was there to solve some form of puzzle. The situation reminded me of those kinds of games where the entire game is based around progressing to the next level by solving clues or riddles. At any rate, I became very swiftly frustrated with the whole thing and I left soon afterwards, and here is where the dream jumps.

In the next scene, I was attempting to get to a location that was unknown to me, and to do so I had to walk through a winding path. As I started walking along, these strange white robots popped up that were on tracks set to only go certain ways. I realised as I got closer to them that I was not supposed to be near them, as my vision went almost entirely red, in the same sense that it does when you are taking damage in a lot of video games. I began the work of manoeuvring through the path, avoiding he robots by ducking behind objects or by taking advantage of their pathing.

At the end of the robot path, I was surprised with what I found next, and it was at this point that I began to feel a little bit suspicious of the dream. I had just gone through an action sequence and what I found at the end of it was..... The outdoor food court of a random mall. Sitting at a table was a friend of mine who apparently just happened to be there. She immediately waved me over so I sat down to eat. There was food suddenly in front of me which confused me, and I asked her what way the bathrooms were. She pointed, I turned around and noticed the male bathroom. As I was looking, the male bathroom disappeared completely, and was quickly replaced with the female bathroom. I commented on the oddity to which the dream friend replied:

"Yeah things can get a bit weird in dreams sometimes, hey?"

At this point I understood I was in a dream and I felt it start to slip. I tried to hold onto it but I suddenly found myself in bed and awake. I am unsure of whether I did a reality check to make sure it wasn't a false awakening, but I am chalking that down to something to work on. Make sure I check for FAs!

A Dream Character attempted to convince me that the moon landings were not faked because Kerbal Space Program exists.

I then dreamed that I was a space probe in orbit around the moon and I was wondering if I could leave or if anyone would come back for me. There was something to do with seeing something left over from the Apollo missions on the surface, I think that was my mission, to photograph them. This actually went on for quite a long time. I think at least three orbits around the moon. With each orbit I adjusted to get a little closer to the moon.

It wasn't a boring dream, but it was just one that moved slow and was quiet. I felt sort of sad that I was the soul of a space probe and I was probably never going to get back home, but to some extent I didn't care because I figured I could appreciate the beauty of space.

...

Someone had re-arranged furniture in my room. There was all of these new shelves and my desk was missing. It was a false awakening situation.

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I was on vacation with my family somewhere. I remember some white SUV took our space. I became lucid somehow and decided to destroy the thing. I remember the scene changed to my backyard only the whole backyard was paved over like a parking lot. I decided that this would be a stress releaser, a sort of meditation in destruction of a dream. This perfect new white car vs me. It was a dream after all, and I could destroy this with no repercussions.

I remember I kicked in the side. It dented the side door and the car slid away sideways making a tire squealing sound. I ran back to it, and toor the side view mirror off, and smashed it through the windshield. I then went and tore the front hood off, rolled it up into a spike and used the rolled up front hood to stab the cars' internals.

I think the destruction went on for quite awhile, but I don't recall exactly how I went about it after those parts. Just that when I was finished, all that was left was four wheels sitting there comedically and car parts scattered around the backyard. Then some DCs came. My mom said that she was teaching an auto shop class and that she and her students wanted premission to fix the car for their exam.

I started helping them gather up the parts and organize them when I lost the dream.

-WBTB-

I was with these other people. We were making a movie that we were going to put on Youtube about lucid dreaming. There was this other guy there, another lucid dreamer. I remember he had dirty blonde hair that was really long and straight as well as facial hair. He was a little bit taller than me and not wearing any shirt.

I remember we walked into the road and we were talking about something. Then a car came speeding down the road and I jumped and grabbed a tree branch that was hanging above the road. I looked down and saw that I was two or three stories up. The guy asked how I got up there. I said that I didn't know and I came back down.

I got curious and the next time a car came down the road, I kicked it. It flew off onto the sky and had a little ding like when Team Rocket blasts off. What do these dreams have against cars?

He then said something about lucid dreaming. This prompted both of us to do RCs. I did a nose pinch and became lucid. I think the other guy became OneUp, but he still had long hair. He had the shirt with the transformers logo from his avatar. That's what made me think it was him. I think he shouted 'Awesome!, a Lucid!' and proceeded to snap his fingers. There was a poof of white smoke, like a magic trick, and a motorcycle appeared. He then snapped his finger a second time and made a girl appear, who was wearing a leather jacket and had long brown hair. He got onto the motorcycle and the girl got on and held onto him and they rode off.

I wasn't super terribly lucid because I stayed up late last night, so as usual, I defaulted to 'Let's Fly'. I knelt down in the middle of the road. I swear the 'Man of Steel' flying music started playing. I remember (since the dream was supposed to be a movie) it had a cinematic vibe to it. I would sometimes get third person views. I got one and saw that there were two circles of wind around me (still knelt down in the road). The inside one rotating clockwise, the outside rotating counter-clockwise, that picked up leaves and gravel from the road.

I then shot off into the sky. I was flying quite fast, and the inertia picked up quickly. I've done high speed flying on my fire jets before. Like they have in the past, they spooled up and sounded like the scream of a jet turbine. I remember I curved up and started flying so fast there was a shock-heating cone around my body. I flew through a huge thunderhead cloud and the wake of my flight was enough to blow apart the entire storm in a giant sideways tornado.

I lost the dream around here. I think I continued to visualize flying off into space at light speed but nothing happened.

Frag +0.5
Non Lucid Dream +1
RC +1
DILD (x2=15)
Super Strength (Car Destruction, 5)
Advanced Flying (Supersonic, 10)
Meet Teammate (OneUp, 7)

Total: 39.5

Fell asleep: 11:15 P.M.
Woke: 8:15 A.M.

8 hours 53 minutes sleep last night
7 hours 17 minutes restful sleep
1 hours 35 minutes restless sleep
82 % restful sleep

Dream 1:

I was in a bookstore looking through the books. I got really lucky and found an m/m romance book, but it was volume 2. I looked through it and found BookCrossing.com labels EVERYWHERE. Mainly loose labels and papers about it.

Unfortunately, I had added more books to my pile, and had sat the stack down briefly to keep looking. When I picked it back up, the volume was missing. :/ I remember complaining to someone (I think the shop owner, an elderly lady) but she wasn't helpful.

I also remember someone helping me find a slim book I'd had but lost in the other books. They did find it and hand it to me.

Jump.

A little girl wants to buy this tub of garlic butter, but there's only a little left in it. I know I have some with more in it, so I go find it, but it turns out it's all dry and unusable. There was a bit more but I don't remember it, just that the shop owner was there.

Dream 2:

There was a guy imprisoned in a room. He was on a bunk-bed I believe. He climbed down and tried on a pair of dressy black feminine shoes that were on the floor, but they were way too big. He thought that if he had bigger feet like his friend, he could fit them. He put the shoes back down and got back on the bed. Some more guys entered the room, and he worried that they'd noticed he'd moved the shoes.

The guys were talking about something, and one guy was reading something aloud or quoting something, and bunk-bed guy had to fill in the blanks. He filled it in with one of the nCrave cards on Swagbucks.com. Somehow it turned out to be a love confession, and the filled in name was one of the guys, which actually turned out to be true - one of these guys had given up on him, and now it seemed like the other guy was into him after he'd already given up hope.

~This dream was confusing not only because of the jumbled details, but because the characters seemed to be from Noblesse. Bunk bed guy was either Tao or M-21, and the guy with the big feet was M-24.

Fragment 1: Sitting carefully on a ledge surrounded by buildings/ledges. Hearing a cat meowing and calling out to it. It somehow makes it to me. I think it was black.

Fragment 2: Seeing someone in the store in their full pajamas.

Wakeup times:
2:15 A.M. for 10 minutes
4:35 A.M. for a couple minutes
5:00 A.M. for 15 minutes

Something about a giant baked white cheddar cheeto puff being eaten like corn on the cob?

I'm camping (or something) with my friend on this flat bit of rock. She's sleeping but I'm still awake. Someone comes over and says something that makes me.. panic? get excited? I was riled up, at least. I don't remember what I do, but I accidentally overturn lots of flat rocks and hunks of dirt, which reveal big, scary-looking insect colonies. My friend wakes up and is annoyed with me, because now we'll have to camp somewhere else before the insects come up onto the rock she was sleeping on.

At some other point, I'm in the woods near some abandoned buildings with my friend and some of her friends. I'm running around and around, and I stop to tell my friend that "this is basically like when the cat runs around and meows for no reason" (or something like that), but I only got to "this is basically like" and she goes "yeah" (or something like that), as if what I had said was a complete sentence on its own. I get angry and stressed and tell her that she interrupted me, but now I'm too annoyed with her to tell of the rest of my sentence right now. Later, when I'm ready to tell her, I can't find her.

I had some memory of those abandoned buildings. I don't know if I had been there earlier in the dream or in a previous dream, or if the memories had just been manufactured. There was a long walkway that was crooked, rusting, and rotting. It looked very cool to me, but I didn't go on it since it seemed structurally unsound. There was also an old barn with a large loft. I looked into the glassless window and saw a minivan or an SUV backing up in the loft, and at first I was very confused, and then I remembered that on the other side, the ground floor is still used for stuff.

Ok I don't have the energy to write things in much detail, ok:

Eating a bunch of stuff with my friend, sulu appeared on a couch behind us along with some other guy (my dad maybe?), we were eating live "snails" by doing something to them (probably cracking their shell, but I can't quite remember), and then getting an egg from them. We'd cup the uncooked egg in our hands, put our lips to the yolk, and just slurp the whole thing up. I got two out of one snail, but they were both gross and weird. It was a low (black?) table, low enough that you were supposed to sit on the floor.

I'm looking for my friend by some indoor school bleachers (the bleachers are like ones I see indoors, but iirc, we were still outside). I think I see her halfway up playing pattycake with someone that I met that day, but when I go up there, I see that it's someone else. My friend has blonde hair and this someone else is brunette, so I'm confused about how I made this mistake in the first place. I comment on that to her, and she makes a sort of nonchalant "I dunno" noise, then walks off.

At another point I'm in a cave trying to capture a difficult-to-capture battle pet (from WoW) with my friend. My parents come and keep asking me about it and somehow I look back in time and see the history of the place. There is stuff about certain types of pets being more powerful about other certain types of pets, I learn things, there's an asian bowl thing, bla bla bla whatever.

At some other point Wander and Sylvia (from Wander over Yonder) have just had some time or adventure or whatever, but when they get back to where they had decided to settle down for the day and drop off their stuff, they were MORE excited for the food they were going to eat. I think I might have been one of them. If so, probably Wander.

I'm sitting at a table with a person that I don't remember what I'm doing with, and another person who is showing me the basics of how to handle a gun. It's a futuristic/alien-looking assault rifle. She says something like, "always keep it pointed straight down or straight up," (unless your firing at something is what she meant) "and always shoot a little to the right." (Since apparently drifting to the left when trying to shoot a gun was something everyone did) I say something like, "okay, but why are you teaching me the basics of handling a rifle?" And she says, seriously, "because you're going to need one." (or something like that). Then I'm thrown into this scenario where a bunch of people and I are in this stone courtyard with brick walls and looping barbed wire on top. I'm told(?) that some sort of monster/alien is coming in groups. I have no idea what it's going to look like. Someone shouts "there! up there!" or something like that, and I look and see a young man crouching on the top of the wall with a look of ill intent. I'm surprised to see that the creatures look so human.

He jumps down and attacks with inhuman abilities that I can't remember, and people are yelling and firing at him, and he's tough, so it takes a surprising amount of time for him to go down, given they're shooting him. This goes on as people call out where they've spotted the creatures, then they attack and we fire at them. We seem to be becoming overrun, though. There are just too many of them, and they're so powerful. Also, they keep shouting ominous things - especially to me, since they can see that I'm new - about how the people I'm with have tricked me; That I've got it backwards and they're the real good guys. I consider what they're saying, but don't think too hard on it for now. As the battle seems more and more lost for us, my view cuts to a supernaturally large, blue/white, ethereal-looking woman (rather like a cursed highborn from WoW or that kind of thing, really). I know that she's the leader of the group, and very powerful, with certain powers. She sees that the battle is doomed to us, so she does the only thing that she can. She raises a dagger and plunges it into her heart. This kills her, but it makes some sort of powerful thing happen that eliminates the attacking creatures.

Later, I'm in a sort of tiny town populated by these people out to defend themselves against the creatures. I think more about what they said to me during the battle, and I'm suspicious of them, but I just don't know how to really find out. Are the creatures the actual humans (albeit changed or with powers or whatever), and they're trying to eliminate this group in a proactive defense? Or possibly trying to save the people of this group from themselves/make them "see the light" or whatever? I don't know how I can tell. Afterwards, the new head of the group (a regular guy) shows me this white shelf-like thing he has on the outskirts of town under this arch. On it are a number of different small animals that look very agitated. He tells me that they're in the beginning stages of turning into whatever it is that the things we're fighting are, because it's really some sort of disease that can infect anyone/anything, even animals. He has them there to study the beginning stages of the disease. I object to this, but he says he's the leader, and he wants them, so he can have them.

Something about floating near this shelf in the ceiling and these cloth/plushie japanese food (I can't remember what it was other than it was that) are in the shelf, and somebody below me are saying they're his and he left them there, so I toss them down to him. It takes multiple tosses since a lot of it is just single-piece felt. They fall messily but I decide not to care because he was the one that accidentally left all these little pieces up here in the first place

4-16-2016
I'm at a hospital/doctors office, helping a friends old friend Stephanie. She has an appointment there but was to anxious to come alone so my friend Beery and my mom and I come with her. I find by coincidence that my grandparents also have an appointment themselves and in the waiting room. I don't remember why now but one of the doctors there really pissing me off and I'm about ready to physically attack him. The doctor is a bit of a big guy and clearly works out, to make matters worse he indicates that he knows taekwondo. He ask me what I think I could possibly hope to accomplish if I were to fight him. I'm not willing to back down just because I'm likely to lose and get my ass completely kicked and I say “well, probably going to get my ass kicked”. I then come in to attack, hope he's just proficient enough to be able to read and manipulate easier but not so well as to be able to completely nullify any attack I launch. So I come in trying to telegraph an attack for the solar plexus, when his stance shifts I look for any opening even if it's not one likely to do any damage. I kick behind his knee and punch him in the side. I back out and shift back to defense. The attack didn't do much, but it was still more then I could have really hoped for against a big guy who claims to have some training. I had got an attack in and managed not to get counter attacked, even if he barely felt it. My grandfather shows up and luckily despite not knowing anything of situation he decides to back me. My grandfather is a big man but with his health lately he wouldn't likely be able to do much, luckily in the dream he seems to be more like himself from 10/15/20 years ago. A time skip occurs in the dream without my noticing. With my grandfather's help we have him beaten and he hold him down for me. I grab a bucket and a gallon of water. I put the bucket under his head and pour the water over his mouth and in his nose basically waterboarding him. I head back to the spot where Stephanie is sitting and realize I left my pants in the other room. I had never taken off my pants, but I went back to get them, more worried about my wallet in them then the actual pants themselves. Other things happen but are fuzzy in detail now, the doctor planning to get revenge, him bugging my toothbrush and my step-dad being at the same office/hospital over hearing that fact and wanting to help.

+ walking outside on street on hill look up the hill see [FALSE] JT and DT's house. There are 3 very tall wall-height glass walls/windows [DREAM SIGN], side by side. Each window opens into the bedroom of one of their 3 children [FALSE], 2 boys and a girl [FALSE]. I look and see that these rooms are open to the rest of the house and think that they do not provide much in the way of privacy.

+ outside dirty leg I should go wash it in the lake, get up walk with soldier friends awesome let's do fencing, what's that thing in my arm (does it mean I'm pregnant?), wall of toaster ovens, which one should I select?

+ the demon building situation, jumping from column to column, will they get trapped in these huge, deep rooms?