non-lucid

Was living ar the apartments. There was this guy who.was weird and lived on the bottom floor. He was sketchy. I found him in my car diggin through all of my stuff. We got into a scuffle. I managed to get into the car and lock the.doors and drive to front office. I waited to speak to the "principal of the apartments. When she openned her soo she let two twins out and said those shores were.in trouble. I told her what happened and she fallowed me to the apartment. He was waiting on the stairs. She gave me his machetty and walked him away. A ton of ghetto peps were at the top of the stairs. We were shouting things at the guy. I went inside my apartment and allen was sleeping. I woke him and told him about what happened

I was from the point of view of bart simpson. Homer and I were moving into a new place together. Didn't know our new roommate. Heard okkkaaallloieee dookkkkkkkalllloeeee coming from next room all creepy like. We were disappointed it was flanders. The I was me again. Was prego with allens baby. The moon turned into a satellite. Everything was so high tech and modern. Allen went in a space ship to fight off the aliens. Some blonde chich was there and jealous that I was peggers with allens baby. I knew that I had to have the baby to bring allen back, even though I didn't want the baby, it would be end of the world if I didn't. Blonde Bitch was up to no good.

Was sitting in dinning room of allens moms house with allens mom. Stephanie was getting married and I wanted.to help plan it out with her. I was discussing the proper way to fold napkins with her

Was walking around this large public buliding. A giant cartoon terrantula was hiding in the corner of a basement dance, eatting people. Everyone started to run. I ran upstrairs and found a hiding spot. Next thing I am shopping in a store with katie and some of her friends. She keeps complementing me but im skeptical of her. I see allen outside and I want to go to the beach with him. He halfway is ignoring me because he is with his dad. I try to walk with them but they are too fast.

Was with Barron and allen. We were.hanging out at the camp thing, some chick kept sending allen messages and it was pissing me off. Allen wanted her to stop to. I was preparing for what to say to her to make her stop. I live at the camp now with a lot.of girls. I don't fit in with them. They ignor me. I drive to carlas house to buy drugs and she tells me she's.completely over dad. She has boat keys in her hands


Was camping with allen at the koi pond spot. There were the ponds stretching out for miles. There were narrow pathways in the pond made of ropes and wood. The water was warm. The pond was packed with beautiful fish. Allen and I were there, allen was ignoring me. Brandi walked by and I told him that was stews ex. Allen thought she was hot and started hooting and ranting at her saying hey sect baby, come here. I was humiliated and wanted to dump him. It was getting late and I needed to set up camp. Allen was chatting away with some people as I struggled to open the tent.


Dream fragments:
Pink bed
Two familys fighting
Hayden panitar having no ass on rolerskates
Trampize
A playing going on

Me and allen were at a community party. Everyone was dressed in costumes and the roads we're filled with water and foam. We floated on the foam. Allen said the foam was dirty and we stopped. Luke shroom was somehow there. There was a big party in the rec center. It was all hazen kids but no one said hi to me. Its because brandi was there. Allen saw I was upset and I left. He went back and shouted "that was kara mcpherson you Bitches!!". Everyone felt bad.

A short funny looking forgien man came to the apartment to check a heater on the deck. I thought nothing of it. Barron was playing on the deck the man quickly came inside and said he was done with the heater and tried to hurry off. I noticed how full his fanny pack was and I opened it. Barron was inside. I pulled out Barron and began to yell at the man. He told me the lady downstairs told him to do it cuz puts are expensive. I began to hit him and I picked him up and threw him against the wall. He left and I told allen never to let Barron on the deck and that it was time to move.

Allen was some sort of green tiny monster that was kept in a super secure prison. He was about 6 inches tall and he looked kind of like the green monster from monsters vs aliens. I went under cover to break him out. The prison was filled with water passages under ground. Other top secret criminals were kept there too. I released allen and he quickly maneuvered his way out.

THESE DREAMS WERE DELETED!!

WHAT I REMEMBER

Allen and I were hanging out. Were gonna meet with mom. I was really nervous about mom and allen meeting. Went to go pick up asain food at the pawnshop. As I wait two armed men walk in and shoot up the place. I escape. Realize I have no way of contacting allen or mom. I had to go back to get stuff. Was nervous. Got into car and locked doors over and over again. It was pitch black out.

Amy and I walking around school with lots of grey concrete stairs. Next class was gym. Had to swim. Was worried about hair getting wet put got in pull. Water was cold. Everyone wanted me to get in hot tub. I was worried about hair again but they insisted so I did. Shane from hazen splashed me. I got pissed and made a scene

Was at a huge mansion with allen. There was dinosaurs bones of stegasourses and tricerotops. The guy has a giant 3rd floor loft. We were kicking it. He turned on us and beat his wife. Then he came after allen and I. I've dreamt of this place before in a scary dream.

At first I was from the point of view of bart simpson. Me and homer were moving into a house with a new roommate. We didn't know who it was but were disappointed when we heard okalie dokalie coming from the next room. Flanders said it in a very creepy drawn out way. Next I was me again. I think I might have been prego with allens baby. The moon turned into a giant satellite and I knew the world was soon to end. Everything was way more modern and high tech. Allen went on a space ship to fight off the aliens in the sky. I somehow knew that the only way to save allen was to have the baby. There was some blonde chick who was there who was jealous that I was having allens baby (she was in love with him). I didn't want the baby but I needed allen back. The blonde Bitch was up to no good.

LUCID!!!! was moving to london flat with dad. Dina and some people I didn't know were gonna be there. We went outside and I noticed the sky was a swirl of bright warm yellows and light blues. I could see the moon in the sky and it was like 1 million times bigger. I pointed it out to mt dad and decided to do a reality check but I didn't really beleve it. Then I realize d I was dreaming. Looked down at my hands, the right one had 6 fingers and the left had 4. Went inside the house and looked at all the beauty it had, rainbows of colors and fabrics. It was shinning bright with sunlight and I could see beautiful plants outside. Everyone was in the kitchen. I passed by them to go back outside. They fallowed. I gazed at the beautiful sky and the bright sun warmth. I walked down a path to a wide river. A man stood in the water and said the water was cold. I willed him to say itbwas warm and I got in waist deep. It was warm. Them I noticed something in the water and got out. Walked along side the of the river and saw 2 dead creatures in the water. They looked so cool. Like part eal part whale. They were about 15 ft long. I decided to walk back up the hill.towards the house. Did.reality checks the.whole way. The hill was so beautiful and green next to the sun. Stood at top of hill and was thinking of what I should do next. The others joined me. We all faced.the sun and spread our arms outword. It was soooooo deeply relaxing and peaceful. Shit, alarm goes off.

Living with allen leo and snoop dog. Thought that they were all out of the house and wanted to walk around naked. Got naked and started to walk but then I heard snoop and ran back to the room to put on clothes

Was in a giant warehouse thing and there was scaffolding with stairs in the corners. I was on one. The whole building was shaking and I was worried the scaffolding would collapse

Something about starting highschool over again in that warehouse from above. The halls were packed. Remember walking with cliff and complaining about something. He was really high and kept saying "my life is great man"

Raechel was reporting in the middle east. I heard she got shot and I was crying in fear she was dead. Then she sent me a message on facebook and I was relieved but I urged her to get out.

Was playing sins with allen while he played his game. Then I was trying to fgiure out what to make for dinner

Raechel and I were in hawaii. She got accepted to a school there and knew the dean well. They were talking about how they could.get me in. A graduation ceremony was going on.

Verra wang had to take care of megan fox and some lesbian. She wasn't too happy about it. Then some guy that looked like kid rock talked about how he made monster truck cool by playing rock music instead of country. He showed me pics of charlie sheen getting wasted at an event.

A lot of my friend ands my cousins and ray pawnshop all came to my aparment to hangout. Allen suddenly came home from drinking. He was really high off coke. I tried to wisped to him asking why the fuck he did coke and come.home like that. He said really loud, its okay we tongued to tongued it. I said with some girl and he laugh and said she was fat but then winked at travis and walked to the kitchen. He was twitchy and loud like a junky. I kept trying to talk to him quitely and he kept shouting ill do coke when I feel like it. I slapped him a few times. Everyone was on there way out and commenting on how big of an ass allen was. Allen kept saying you all need to exit so I can put her.in check. When they left I started screaming at him that I could lose my job cuz ray heard it all. Allen laid on the bed laughing. Id need been so pissed.

Allen and I were in a sketchy market like the ones in jerusalem. Allen was buying shrooms off of black people and we headed home in a hurry. He got 41 grams and barely payer them. Then we took some sort of medicine and proceeded to make the couch fly. I inserted a key into the side of the couch and refer it. Then allen and I layer across it with the white blanket over us. We lifted and flew to the front door. I opened the door then we flew out to my car. It was late out and some people were walking around. I tried to see how high I could make the couch go starting from the ground. We made it to the top of the apartment building before plummeting down. I had slight thrill from this. Then the couch, allen, and I all got in my car

I was nikki manaj and I was admiring how clothes fit me. I live with my actual mom in some ghetto house. Drake my bf came overm we acted in the way thatbmeband allen did. It was like allen was Drake. We made out for a long time then we looked up at the ceilingvand noticed a snow angel whish was really a deformed snow monster. Drake and I(nikki) ran out the back door. The angel was flying around in the air and was scaring us. Drake and I went seperate ways. My golden retriver climbed up a huge tree then the angel came at me and I woke up.

Was at a race that girl scouts were.participating in. It was one with a long dirt trail.on a hill. Me and allen were there acting as if we were.intoxicated. The girl scouts were waking cookies there to raise money. Me and allen tried each individual cookie and decided that we needed ALL of the cookies. We were retardedly excited.

Then somehow I was stuck in someones basement that strangely looked like the back of the shop (rileys area). Was there with bmx britney and some bossy asian chuck. We needed to go through a vent to get out. I claimed no nose to going first. The lady started to push britney into a bag and said she had to go first.

Michael threw a bday party. It was huge, like 400 people were there. It was in this really massive house with blue marble everywhere and a huge lush yard with many teirs. Allen was impressed with michael and sai he must he more popular then we originally thought.

Me and allen and my family (including dad) were in austrailia at this cool beach side resort. My dad was hanging out with jerry seinfield the whole time. At one point we were outside and baboons began attacking me and a few other people. They were.shot on spot. I felt really bad because they were endangered. This was on a golf corse. Then at one point everyone left except for gma Lou. I tried to talk to her but she was too mad at me. I felt like shit and talked to dad about it later.

For some reason I was old and lived in retirement home. I went to a party city and the halloween section said sold out but clearly wasn't. Riley wanted a toy from that section so I asked a clerk if I could buy it. They said yes. Next im alone in my aparment. Im in a wheel chair. It was summer so I went to go see a chinese firwork show. On my way down a lady in the elevator was ratting fruit from off the floor. When I got there dad was holding riley. Riley was about 4 yrs old. Old chinese man was showing us firework tricks and I was giving him hundreds

Non-Lucid


The reason I chose this title is because this dream is too weird to give a matching name. It includes princesses, sewers and theme parks.

When the dream started I was in our school with another guy I didn't know. I hardly got the time to look around as we charged into a classroom that was empty save for a girl in a wide, pink dress. She started mocking us about how we'd fallen into her trap (wait, trap?) and then some guys armed with close-combat weapons (swords, maces, etc) came in through the door we just used and drove us into a corner. The guy who was with me jumped through a hole in the ground and urged me to do the same.

The unfriendly looking guys with weapons were enough encouragement for me so I jumped into the hole as well, landing in water. I looked around and noticed I was in the sewers. Nobody came after us so I assumed we were safe and I started swimming in the direction the other guy was swimming. I quickly caught up to him and overtook him because I wanted to get out as quickly as possible. But then I noticed something in the distance; we were swimming straight towards a waterfall! I turned around and luckily the current wasn't strong enough to pull me towards the waterfall. I kept swimming backwards on my back and entered the larger space we were in when we entered. The other guy had climbed onto a metal chain hanging from the ceiling and I soon noticed why.

Behind me were a lot of machines in the water, apparently for cleaning the water. Because I was lying on my back I noticed them too late and when I got up straight in the water to prepare swimming forwards on my belly my left shoulder got caught inside of one of the machines. The machine didn't hurt me when I got caught in it, but if I'd get any further in I'd be crushed. Lucky for me, the other guy had gotten to me already and quickly pulled me out. I decided it'd be better to climb up one of those chains as well. While hanging there, I noticed the ceiling was made of loose rocks. I started pulling the chain and some rocks began to get loose. The other guy started too and I hoped somebody at the top would notice the trembling.

So it did as a few seconds later an excavator came through the ceiling and picked us up, placing us safely above the ground again. When I looked around I noticed the other guy was gone, as was the excavator. I was standing in the middle of what appeared to be a large theme park, with a lot of canals running through it. It looked a bit like Venice. I walked to the shore of the nearest canal and climbed into a boat my parents were in as well. They were all sitting at a huge table loaded with all kinds of food. I sat down as well and dug in. When we were finished eating a waiter appeared out of nowhere (we had already set sail) and asked us to pay the bill. To my horror, I had to pay my own share! I tried to ask my parents about that but they were suddenly gone, leaving me in a restaurant (the boat and the theme park had vanished completely) with the waiter. I paid him the money, walked out of the restaurant and woke up.

I missed a lot of chances to become lucid in this weird dream, but I did gain something from it! So far all of my dreams had my parents in them, so now I can safely assume they are a dream sign. Hopefully that will help me getting a succesfull DILD!

10.04.2011

Jumping between Planes of Existence (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID ASTRAL

I was in bed about to have sex with my wife. She told me she wanted to have a baby in that moment and get into business. I turned lucid, as we do not want to have kids so I realized it was a dream. I am aware that sex does not destroy my dream/lucidity, so I had sex with her (I will avoid details) My dream was blurry and a little distorted, so I flew for a while until it was stable.

I remembered to attempt to Astral Project. However, I did not put a lot of effort on it, I knew I could blow the lucid dream and wake up, usually, I do not care as I get a lot of lucids, but for some reason, I did not feel like it. I started to fall on my back like in slow motion, I was not focused as much so I failed to project.

I was in a house with some friends. I started to wonder if I was in my Astral Body. I did not feel the energy I feel when I project. I also touched myself and felt that my body was solid. I realized I was in my dream body and I was still dreaming. My friends were playing some cards. I attempted once more to project.

I might had a partial astral separation, but I lost consciousness on the process

I cannot remember if I actually did or I just lost lucidity, but I was with some made up friends talking about football. One lady showed me the photo on a computer of a Colt player (not sure who, I follow soccer, not football and I do not even follow the Colts, but the San Diego Chargers. She pointed at the Colt player and said he was dreaming with her.

I turned lucid again for all the non sense. When I was about to take off, I woke up. It was 8am and time to start the day.

It was a quite night. The air was warm and fresh. I was wandering around the suburbs of a small town. For being so late at night, this place is pretty lively. There are people all hanging around outside. You'd figure they'd be inside. So, now I'm about halfway down a street, when the unexpected happens. A giant creature jumps out. It looks like a Scarab from Halo, only was a lot smaller and red. It smashes through a house. When it lands, it bites someone's head off! Holy fucking shit!!!!! Everyone screams and runs...of course. We eventually escape to a shelter. The shelter seems more like an underground storage place. At least we're same from that red motherfucker. Safe at...oh shiiit! At this time, giant lizards smash their way in and attack. Of fucking son of a bitch! This IS NOT good(herp-a-derp)! But, at this time, luck sparks for me. I become lucid without dream signs! Damn, the timing couldn't have been more perfect. I feel no guilt in doing this, but I fly up through the ceiling to safety...leaving the others to die. But before I can do anymore, I wake up.

The first thing I remember happening in the dream was a battle occurring in a city. Police and military forces fought against a stance beast that looked like a mix between the cloverfield monster and war of the worlds aliens. The beast had on eye and the other eye was cyborg like. The military was airlifting people to clear the city for bombing. I joined the battle instead by an accidental airlift into a fighter helicopter. After trying to fight it, I went to a building (the city was now destroyed and looked like cities in book of Eli), and climbed to the top to see the beast. I stared it in the eyes and it didn't kill me, we just both stared sympathetically for some reason. The beast left me alone. I suddenly left to visit a mining cite near the city. There was a summer camp near a lake close to the mining cite. A train was on the top and I crossed a bridge to reach it. My girlfriend was on the train and I was disappointed to be left behind when the train left. I later took another train back and saw her when I reached a train stop, happy she was alive and not killed by the beast.

This weekend I went to visit a friend in Ohio and last night I had this dream:

I was in my friend's apartment, in Ohio, looking out the window. I saw the person I drove down here standing by her car having a cigarette. I thought this was odd because I didn't think she was a smoker. I went down the stairs and outside to talk to her and she threw away the cigarette quickly and acted nonchalant, like she was afraid of being caught. I went along with it and said nothing.

We went shopping and I remember looking at some watches and admiring them. I didn't have any money so I didn't buy anything. I followed my friend around and watched her shop and she bought many things. When we left the store and returned to the car my friend was telling me all about the great stuff she bought and I remember feeling a little jealous.

When we returned to the apartment she handed me a silver and gold metal wristwatch and asked me if I liked it. It was really big and shiny and I said that I did like it. She then said "Good. Because it's for you."

I was really happy that my friend gave me a nice watch but I do not have any recollection of the rest of the dream.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

It was really late at night. I was walking out on a sidewalk in front of the building where my old job was. I noticed that there was a karaoke bar similar to the one I regularly go to. I was kind of surprised to see a second bar like this, so I went in to check it out.

There was a small, narrow staircase leading down into the bar. The bar was also small and narrow, very dark. There were a few young, white men sitting at the bar. They looked kind of miserable, a little scraggly and unkempt. The bartenders were all Indian, and they all wore headdresses.

I looked for the karaoke song books. I found a couple laying around. At some point, I looked at a menu and ordered food -- home fries and cucumbers. I didn't really feel like singing. The place was so dark and cheerless. I looked around, but I couldn't seem to find any screens for singing.

I finally saw a television screen. A news program was playing on it. A mass grave had been found somewhere. Some group like the al Qaeda had murdered a bunch of people, possibly Jewish people. They had buried each person in a specific square and then put some sort of statement in the square of soil over each person.

The news report may have said that the statements were Jewish or written in Hebrew or the language of the victim. In this way, it almost seemed like the statement was a statement of solidarity with the victim, as if the people had been part of some kind of voluntary death. This was confusing to me.

I then got a closer look at the grave -- still on the television screen. Some squares of soil were undug, revealing people's bodies, which weren't decayed at all, so that it looked like the people had only recently died. Other squares were still untouched. I saw the writing on the soil. A lot of the writing was actually ancient Egyptian. I couldn't figure out why al Qaeda would use ancient Egyptian.

A young man, apparently of the family of the people running this bar, was sitting behind the bar or at the end of the bar. He was dressed in a modern fashion. His skin was pale, and his tightly curly hair was cut short. He may have had green eyes.

The man turned around and looked past me, into the kitchen, which was bright with fluorescent light (and which may have been the only source of light in the bar). The man spoke to one of the older men, saying something to the effect of, "Well, that's what (whatever race it was) gets. They deserved it."

I felt like, when the man was saying that, he was also saying something about me. I felt like the men didn't like me because I appeared to be of whatever race it was that they didn't like. I figured I'd just get my food and go.

The young man took my money and handed me a small, white bag (paper or plastic or some kind of papery plastic?). There was, I could tell, a very small, clear, plastic box inside of it. I thought I'd ordered a decent amount of food. And I thought I'd paid a good amount for the amount of food I thought I'd ordered.

The young man was already talking more with the older men and making it clear that he was going to ignore me for the rest of the time I was there. I opened the bag to see if I'd actually gotten what I'd ordered. I saw a little bit of home fries and a little bit of cucumbers in the small, plastic box. I figured that was fine, and that I'd take it. I didn't feel like arguing with the men to get more food.

I walked toward the exit. As I passed something that looked like a tiered display for desserts, but which held karaoke books, I thought that I would say something out loud like, "Yeah, I really like this place, but I'll come back at another time. I just wanted to check it out and see if it was good." It was like I thought the men actually cared whether I liked this place and like they actually wanted my business.

I was sitting in my cousins house speaking to a guy called when i phoned my other friends and they invited me to go up to their house, We got ready and my dad told me he had found my drink stash.. (dont know why i was so worried because I'm allowed to drink?) then i got paranoid and went to the hall and pulled off a towel from the table to reveal lots of bottles of wine and beer, some where opened and empty.
We met my friends then we were walking to the park and we decided to pass into a farm to take pictures, we went in and the animals were really weird, they looked like giraffes with two heads, they were all fenced in a small area with a wooden fence with non-barbed wires. When we climbed the fence one of the girls said to the other one "your not beautiful, your only cute because you have a small face" and she kept repeating this to her, she seemed quite upset by this, I butted in and said it was lies. We carried on and took pictures of the animals and I took pictures of my friends standing next to the animals when the farmer came out, who happened to be the dad of my friend, and he asked me if i wanted to work on the farm, I said yes as he offered me £6.10 per hour. My friends went away to the park and said i've to meet them there later. I went inside the house and it was really jakey looking, the wall paper was all ripped and it was the same through-out most the house, I climbed the wooden stairs that kept creaking and there were 3 floors, I got changed and got my equipment and then went out to work.
(cant remember what I done as work)
I realized it was getting late so decided to find the farmer to ask if I can finish my shift and get payed, but he was out for dinner with his wife. I went to the house next door and it was my other friends and she offered me a lift to the park, we got in a bit massive golden hummer and she drove for a bit and I checked my phone and it was 12:00 at night, she then told me that my clock was wrong and i looked again and it was actually 20:20. Then she drove through a fence and into an alleyway, I said this isn't the park and she said sorry and reversed out and drove me to the park. I got there and everyone was there that I knew so I got out and spoke to a few people then the dream ended and I woke up...

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! My dreams usually stick to some basics. Everything usually looks "normal", but not how people behave. Last night I definitely had some weird ass dreams.

00.30: Sleep

08.00: Vineyard
I'm with a few other people in a vineyard. We don't belong there and we know it. There are different kinds of grapes in different rows and we all switch rows, but I don't pick anything. I'm busy trying to not get caught by the man with some strange sowing machine walking around randomly. I jump to the next row as he turns his back to me. Suddenly he's on the one next to me. I peek up through the leaves and watch as he passes me without noticing. I jump to the next one and get stuck in some branches, I can't get down to the ground!

08.00: Sex
Monica has just tried having sex with two other girls. She really isn't into that so that's kinda weird. She tells me about it and we decide to have sex. We do it for a very long time in different positions. Although I'm drunk, so I never seem to be getting close to getting off! We end up in the shower. I take some shampoo from a bottle, I think I hear someone whining about it being theirs. I'm still rock hard, but there's barely any satisfaction. Stupid alcohol!

08.00: Fragment
*I'm standing next to a lake, looking for Monica. "Where are you?" I ask out loud and don't expect to get an answer. "Over here!" she yells at me. She's across the lake in a plastic boat. "The boat worked perfectly".

09.30: Helicopter slaughter
I'm walking with a group of people on a dirtroad in the woods. There's sheep fence on the sides and I've got a bad feeling. I'm sure a bear or something similar will rush out of the woods any minute. I look around anxiously while walking. "It's just up ahead" one of the guys say. I can hear a helicopter nearby and I look up. A helicopter appears and starts to descend. We all run towards the open field it's heading for. "How many people can you take?" I ask the pilot. I don't recall what he said, but three of us gets in. The helicopter takes off and all of a sudden, one guy pulls out a gun and shoots the pilot in the head.

The co-pilot who had control of the pedals, freaks out. "What the fuck?!". "Relax, or you'll die too" the guy with the gun tells him and sits down in the main seat. A guy in the back apparently has control of the pedals aswell. He starts messing with them, making the entire helicopter sway and almost crash into the trees. "Cut that out!" I yell at him. "You'll kill us all, just do what he says". With a hijacked helicopter, there's not much that can stop you. The guy flying the thing knows this and flies into town.

I recognise the buildings below, they're the ones my company just finished constructing. He fires away with the helicopter's minigun and wow what destruction. People try to run away but gets gunned down in seconds. The newly constructed buildings gets blasted and the lights go out. I spot a black car with a white escort surrounding it. "There, take that out instead!" I say and the guy takes the bait. The car continues down the road and is going super fast. It gets blasted by the helicopter but doesn't seem to take much damage. It backs up under a suspended road.



We dive to the ground and enter under the road aswell. The car gets annihilated, but a small girl trying to run away aswell. She gets cut in half by the spinning blades. Everything slows down and my vision zoom's in on the girl. Just like in a movie, the scene replays and the entire screen gets red just at the moment of the cut.

The dream skips. I receive an msn message from my friend G. "Help, I'm dying". I realise the building the helicopter shot at, is where G lives. His status on msn says "Away" I try to call him and I hear the "busy" tone. He must be alright then. I decide to just wait for him to call me. I grab my little mp3 player and start to play on it meanwhile. I'm playing pokemon, and I'm at work. They ask me all kinds of questions about it. "How much does it cost?". "A year ago, around 200 kronor" I tell them. I start catching strange pokemons which makes me wonder for a second, but I realise it's because I've just completed the game and new ones can be caught.

11.00: Dogs
I'm playing pokemon. I enter a house and there's a policeman there. "You have to go around and enter from the window". Uhm ok. I exit the building and walk up to the wall. Everything turns into 2d from the side. I start sneaking. I can hear the wooden boards creak under my feet. Two dogs peak their ears. I equip my ninja mask and the creaking stops. I walk some line going up the wall, and the back again, always ascending. I slide the last bit and jump into the window.

It's now first person. I meet up with a guy with grey in his beard. Apparently he's some dog legend. We enter a room. I'm a dog myself now. My dad holds a small barking dog in a leash. "They will destroy the home of pitbulls, larger dogs are going to be forbidden" he tells me. I figure I could squash that little dog with my hands, no paws... "You three weigh as much as all dogs combined lying dead outside, eighteen kg". I calculate for a second. "So, we weigh six kg each? That doesn't seem like much". "What?". We all get out of the house.

A pregnant dog comes walking. It's the most worn out dog I've ever seen. It's pregnant to bursting, looks like it's starving and is pale. Looks almost like a zombie. It collapses on the ground. I figure it's time for it to give birth. My mom's dog, Igor is next to me. "You better stay away from me by this time tomorrow. I'll be very protective by then" he tells me. I pat him on the head. The pregnant dog seems to be giving birth. We walk around it to see. It's only pooping. We have to help it to remove all the poop, and there's alot of it. I use some paper to grab the stinking shit.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: Some alcohol

That's it! Told you it was weird.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

09.04.2011

"OM" Meditation to Astral Project (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking outdoors. It was sunny and warm. I was in a different city where I currently live. It was a city made out of buildings on about 4-5 stories each. The buildings were red, dark read brick colored.

I remember a street that was going uphill. The street had stairs and buildings on each side. There was a big taller building in front of me. I met with a gal who kissed me a few times. I was going to this building for some psychic convention or something. I was excited. On my way I found some made up friends until I made it to the building.

I entered the building. There was large walk-in refrigerators and some showers at the bottom. I knew I was going to spend there several hours, so I took a shower. I decided to eat something. I opened one of this refrigerators, made out of stainless steel. Inside, I found a big chocolate cake, a lava cake and some muffings. I did not feel like eating sweet, but I had no other choice.

After eating, we were going to do some group meditation. It was probably a, "OM"session. We were attempting to Astral Project. I think I was the only one who was actually succeeding. I started to feel my body numb and I felt some vibrations (they were not like real vibrations while I try to AP, but dreamed ones) I was feeling my wedding ring too heavy on my finger and it was disturbing me to AP. I told by telepathy to other psychic to remove my ring. She did slowly, but for some reason I said something I cannot recall and lost focus. The lady said,"I felt very bad while I was holding your wedding ring and you said that."

I ended the meditation session. Now I was in a room where the ceiling, walls and floors were made out of wood. The room was pretty empty and I decided to leave. I walked through this home and I felt someone was looking for me. I decided to check my hands when I saw one of my fingers was broken.

I turned lucid. I flew away breaking up the window as usual. It was partially cloudy and I was in downtown. The buildings were very high and most were black. The dream was pretty stable so I decided what to do.

I recalled the Tasks of the Month, but they were done already so nothing. I also recalled I never missed a task of the month so I was good there. I recalled several Tasks of the Year, but I passed, I did not feel like doing them. I decided to put my thoughts in order and plan a few things I needed to do work related and metaphysically related. (Too bad I forgot to attempt to jump to the Astral Plane from the Dream Plane... oh well) I stood floating without doing anything "dream related" for several minutes. After while, I spotted a huge dog on the top of a building. I flew to the dog and started to pet it. It was a Boxer, but it was huge, about 5 feet tall.

I also spotted another dog in other building, so I flew to it and played with him for a while until I lost lucidity. I saw a giraffe, but it was all gray and it had huge elephant ears. When I approached it, it was more like a rhino. It trampled me and pushed me out to some sort of garbage disposal. A female employee pushed the button of a small door that said, "Not animals" It was a yellow sign with a black cow on it. I started to get sucked by something and flew away to the interior of the building.

I realized I was still dreaming. I found my wife who was afraid of something. We went to the top of the building and told her we were in a dream. I told her she was probably going to forget the dream, but that I wanted to try anyway. My wife was acting like if she had waking limitation and vulnerabilities. I told her we could do whatever we liked as we were dreaming. I proved jumping very high, but she was not convinced. I also explained to her that everything in the dream was also material and touchable. I punched a car and made a hole in the door. I told her that even I could do something I could not on waking, the car had some resistance and did not vanish.

So, I read about ADA, and as i was walking to my gf's house, I was practising it. I really enjoyed the walk so much more than I would usually. It seemed like everything was actually happening instead of my mind being elsewhere. It takes alot of effort however, so it will be quite a chore at first to keep it up. But I enjoyed it so much that I continued doing it the whole night, and when I went to sleep, i was feeling like a lucid dream would definitely happen. However, it was a shit dream.

All I remember was that I was spooning Jen, with my arm tucked around her, as we were facing the door to her bedroom. Someone poked their head in and I pretended to be asleep. The door was open for some reason.