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01/31/2015 This dream verged on a truely vivid memeorable non-lucid, which I enjoyed. There was at times a semi-lucid element, such as thinking wow, "what a weird dream", or "this dream is so vivid," but for the most part it was pretty engaging and convincing. It was sort of like living out an adveture, just the kind of thing I have been hoping for.

It started when I was talking with my mother out in the shop of my house. I look up and could see clouds, but many of them were pasing by and were a deep brown. I then went to try and figure out why the clouds would be brown. It appeared that a major earth quake, probably from a volcanic eruption was taking place. There were more scenes of the sky and the brown clouds. there were scenes with shaking ground, and one weird scene with a mist like rain falling inside (that sort of made me semi-lucid, but I quickly got back into the adventure.) The final scene was the earth opening up and a giant sink hole swallowing up cars. It was a fairly long dream for a non-lucid, perhaps 10 minutes. Great fun and excitement!

The first dream was a short one - a weird naked guy with a beard is in my room, watching me as I sleep. I jump out of bed and I am about to beat the crap out of him before I wake up at 4am.

I do a WBTB for about fifteen minutes before going back to bed.

First, I dream that I am partying with a younger Benedict Cumberbatch. He has longer hair, and we seem to be hanging out in the same kinds of places that I went to as a student.

Then I have the lucid dream: This must have come in the middle of an REM cycle, because I don't remember how I got here, and my memories of what happened after were patchy.

I'm not sure what is going, but I seem to be in the middle of a huge celebration. It is outdoors on a huge field - might even be a valley. It is sunny, and everything is very vivid, bright and idyllic - that's the best way I can describe it. Somewhere in the middle of all this, I remember there being a game of American Football going on, but it wasn't the main focus. The focus of the party was past the game, somewhere in the distance, but I can't remember what it was. The game was just part of the festivities.

When I became lucid, I was in the crowd somewhere outside the American Football game. There was a real party atmosphere. I noticed that there were bubbles floating around as I checked the place out. I decided to attempt the January TOTM, and try to find a crystal ball so that I could ask it about the year ahead.

I couldn't manifest a crystal ball. So I decided to capture one of the bubbles in my hand, and use that instead. I thought maybe it could turn into a crystal ball. I held one in my hand, hoping it might solidify into a crystal ball. It sort of went grey and a little thicker, but it popped in seconds before I could ask any questions.

This happened a couple of times before I lost lucidity.

After that all I remember is a fragment about being in my room, and watching a strange man try to clean the mould off the walls.

31.01.2015

Weird ETs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Full Dream (+1)
I was in a big house and I think I was staying over night. The house had like three or four stories and pretty much my entire family was in there. I was feeling homesick so I wanted to do some star gazing. As I was climbing the stairs, I heard my that calling me. He pointed at the sky and told me, "You are psychic like me, so I am sure you can see this in the sky. As I looked up, I saw:







I felt pretty amazed, all four squares were alien crafts moving and I could communicate telepathically to them. I spend a while with my dad gazing and chatting about other planes of existance.

After a while, the dream shifted and I was in some sort of major extraterrestial building research. There were actual ET beings here and I was thrilled in exploring this place.

While I was exploring it, my wife told me to go to the hidden chambers and try to get some interesting information. As we were exploring the facility, out of the blue I turned lucid. I knew I was dreaming (+10) and just to double check I did a RC (+1) which it failed. I told my wife (+2), "Don't worry, it is just a dream, nothing will happen." It seems that some sort of emergency was going. My lucid was extremely low quality and I could not focus properly, I was barely holding lucidity about this one.

My wife told me something about intergalactic sex, but I felt bad disrupting the beautiful ET energy (loosing lucidity.)

As I went outside, I was wondering if I could take stuff out of the dream, in waking life. My wife told me to go to produce store and see how it felt to do a robbery in a dream. I imagined I had a gun in my poket and I was able to pull one (+4) but at this point in the dream I was loosing focus fast until I either went to no lucid or woke up.

Night 5: A couple NL Dreams & WBTB

Night 6: DILD
I became lucid after an old lab group member tried to kick me. I caught his foot and lifted him up in the air by his ankles, then his torso turned into a pair of legs. So his body was composed of 4 legs that were whimsically dangling about. I thought that was strange, so I did a RC and realized I was dreaming. I dropped the legs and then excitedly ran to the door to get outside. I started to float upwards and tried to phase through the wall, but it was solid as fuck. I tried 4 times before I woke up.

Night 7: WILD/DEILD:

~Dreamer~ whispered in my ear when I woke up that I should try to DEILD and I thought that was a great idea! The dream started with me talking to a giant that was about 30-50 feet tall. He said that he wanted to crush me but I was trying to convince him that we could be friends. He didn't want any of my friendship and he summoned a flaming boulder at his feet which he then proceeded to hurl at me. I ran away to try and avoid conflict. He threw several flaming boulders at me, they exploded into piles of ember and lava upon hitting the ground. I deftly dodged them while running away.

I thought about running into a house to hide, but then I realized that I was powerful enough in dreams that I could totally kick this guy's ass. I noticed another giant that was standing outside of the house I was going to run into. I summoned a flaming boulder at his feet, lifted it into the air then made it explode into several smaller boulders. I then made all of the smaller boulders fly in the air and smash into his face simultaneously. I then turned around and saw the other giant still chasing at me. I lifted a flaming boulder that he was about to throw at me up into the air and made all of the fire get sucked out of it, then I made it form a fiery fist. I made the flame fist fly around in the air and then punch the giant square in the face. He recoiled a little bit.

I tried to think about what else I wanted to do in the dream and I remembered that I love to eat stuff in dreams. I summoned a watermelon in the giant's hands which he then threw at me. It smashed on the ground into perfect slices. I got down on my hands and knees and started to eat the yummy red deliciousness with my face hole.

I noticed that the dream was starting to end so I made time slow down until it was completely frozen. I imagined that I was pausing the dream scene so that I could return to it later to mess around with those naughty giants a little bit more. Woke up.

DILD:

I had been trying to WILD for awhile when I realized that I might just be dreaming of trying to WILD. I did a reality check and air went through my closed mouth.
Still not entirely sure that I was really dreaming, I carefully got out of bed. Dreamer was clinging to my body really tightly and so I had trouble moving. She kind of fell out of bed with me, onto the ground. I decided that I would carry her with me while I go on adventures! I heard this strange lawnmower sound outside and tried to stay in the dream but I woke up.

WILD#2:

After trying to WILD again for a while, I felt my dream hands and legs start to move separately from my waking life hands and legs. I moved them around while focusing on them to bring myself more into the dream. I did an epiglottis block RC just to be sure and then I got out of bed when I no longer felt my waking life body. I then started to bring Dreamer's DC with me on a lucid adventure, when I heard that damn lawnmower sound outside again. Woke up once more

New dreaming result! I had significant (semi-epic) dreams *both* of my childhood home and my prior adult home, both in the same night (one after another I think).

Dream signs or oddities that captured my attention in the dream, funny/interesting moments in bold.

FM = false memory

This is but a taste of what I dreamed. I know scenes were forgotten, and details.

earlier:

+(f) college friend FG: hands me a piece of fish, then a piece of chicken, I take a bite of both, they're both slimy

+(f) I have FG in a headlock, I'm contemplating knocking him unconscious (editorial: serves him right for the slimy food!)

The location seems to be the doorway of my sister's bedroom in childhood home, looking out into the hallway. I see FG's face up close to mine.

later:

+ childhood home, neighbor tree with projectile-poop-shooting macaques, bathroom window, shower, visit neighbor & more macaque poop-dodging [it runs out of ammo]

I'm in my childhood home, main floor, I'm really happy to be here. I open the sliding glass door in the dining room and go out onto the deck. I stand at the railing looking at the view and look down to the trees/plants in our neighbor's yards down the hill from us. The trees look wrong, something's different. I see one of them (sort of thick, tropical looking tree, tall and skinny, with large fat leaves) is so tall that it has bent over and reaches all the way to the trees/bushes underneath our deck. This is not good, since I think that animals can climb up this tree to reach our house.

I notice movement in the tree, it turns out there's a "macaque" there about half-way up. It's attack is shooting a strong, tight stream of projectile poop+liquid from it's ass at high speed and far distances. This stream heads for me and hits me squarely in the chest / face. I detect a faint poopy smell. This is nasty. There is another macaque sitting quietly on top of the deck railing where it meets the house on the right, quietly.

I head to the bathroom upstairs to take a shower. There is a macaque on the roof, opening the window, I rush to close and secure the window. Macaque opens it again, I close it and try to secure it, I can't seem to lock it shut. I take shower.

I am now in the house/yard of the house below ours where the "macaque tree is." I look up and see the projectile-poop-shooting macaque is still there. It shoots a few weaker streams in my direction which I successfully doge, it's running "out of ammo." A few last nuggets of poop fall out of its butt. The people who live there are moving away. I ask "you're taking the macaques with you, right?" They say "no." I say "oh God these macaques will be unsupervised."

+ adult home [First time both prior homes visited in one night!]: floor uneven, neighbor fence reduced, garage stairs & hamsters, male being & genitals, outdoors and young men making out

I'm walking through the rooms of my prior adult home. I am thoroughly enjoying being back here. I look at the gorgeous hardwood oak floors. I notice in one room there is a depression in the floor, an uneven area like the floor has partially collapsed down there, a few feet long and a few inches wide, I look at it for a while confused, that wasn't here when we lived here. I walk past my kids old bedrooms and think how they'd like to see them again. I head to the master bedroom and go out the sliding glass door to the back/side yard. My attention is instantly drawn to the fence across from my, it's completely different from how it used to be. Instead of a uniform height, the fence at the point right across from the master bedroom door become half height (full height going off to the left), extending all the way to the right edge of the property. The neighbor's yard (M) is fully exposed and visible, I see the plants, trees, and a dog running around there. I also see into the yard of the house beyond them [FM, no such house], because the fence on the far side of M's yard is also half-height.

I walk along the fence to the right a bit, then two young girls, M's daughters [FM, M has only one adult daughter] are sitting there, (I get a no-panties up skirt peek at one of them?), they go running into the house to get a present for us they prepared for our return. I wonder where M is?

I go down the stairway (to a basement?) [FM, just short steps into garage], and while heading down I notice a small hamster cage on a high windowsill. It is 3/4 covered on top with a white cloth draped over it. I see one hamster clearly inside. I'm confused, I thought our hamsters died a long time ago, the new owners must have bought new ones?

Heading back up the stairs with a bunch of chidden, it's hard to get through the opening, I instead manage to pry open the door and the kids can easily get through.

I'm right next to a (young man? A male being, maybe not human) sitting in a (large hamster cage?) He's rubbing his genitals in the bark at the bottom of the cage, this will increase his power? He's rubbing back and forth, there's not much "down there". Then I look again and he has a large, erect penis. I think "uh oh looks like he achieved his power."

Outdoors in the backyard, I'm talking to someone but my attention is caught by a sight I see through a window/the walls inside the house, two young men making out. Better not to disturb them.

+(f) preparing to question guide about equipment in large indoor dock

+(f) trying to access bank account with banker, keep entering access code wrong, 90-degree left rotated "c" (is is a "u"?)

I ask the banker "will I be able to access my <my bank's name> account through this system?" He says/nods "yes." Can't enter the code correctly. Funny "u" character that looks like a "c" rotated on its side, or an "o" with just a small bit of the top missing"

+(f) long narrow walk-in shower with ex-GF SB [non-sexy]

I'm maneuvering past SB to get to the water.

i have no control

in a eternal death dream mind for the people who commit adultry will suffer the consequences of an evole nightmare for eternity evertime they commit adultry

i close my eye for the most haunting desire the most horrendeous faces the evole forms of death in a eternal reality as i dream and my unconsicous desire of the haunting faces and the eternal death before me evoles into a more horrendeous death emotion

#1-
Jesus was guiding me and a small group through a large room. He was encouraging us to control our dreams. I developed a bit of lucidity. I saw small model of a church and tried to change the colors of the stained glass windows. I did change them but I forgot which color. Then I saw Jesus and tried to change him into a devil. As I tried, an energy forced both of us into the air. I turned his skin red. I used telekinesis to throw him down into ground where he phased through. I flied higher into the air to try to escape the building but the building grew taller as I went up. The dream blacked out on me and I found myself in a void. I tried to spin to create another dream scene. There was a cartoon that appeared kicking a soccer ball. I followed it and woke up.

#2-
I caught a false awakening in my ground level hotel room. I phased through the glass door to go outside into the night to my private porch. I flew up into the air to see if I incubated a tropical island. I could see the hills covered with palm trees so I knew the island was tropical and beyond the city, I could see ocean on all of the other sides so I figured it was an island. I dropped down and tried to phase through the ground to teleport but instead I bounced on the ground and quickly woke up.

#3-
I forgot how I became lucid, but I was in a small town. I imagined jumping into a hole in the ground to teleport. I found myself dropping in a void. I felt my feet touch the ground but then woke up in my hotel room. After a couple of seconds I noticed people in my room and regained lucidity. I phased through the glass door once again to go outside. Once outside I stuck out my hand and let a bottlenose dolphin touch it, knowing that they are bigger than humans. I grabbed it's dorsal fin, got on it's back and we flew together through the air. I asked for it's name but I forgot what it was. I tried to phase into it in order to transform but no luck. After a bit more riding I woke up.

I was in some kind of prison/school. A guard was showing me around. He showed me a shop where we could download something but only from certain terminals. He told me the others were for public use. I vaguely recall traversing the prison before this point but I don't remember what happened during that time.

At this point I watch a circle of leech like creatures in a containment unit. There are people outside the unit working with their hands through those wall gloves. Next to the circle of leeches I see what looks like a human leg, but it's grey and covered with boils and pus. It has a leech like mouth where it's toes should be. The leg is somewhat flat but it still looks like a human leg. The side of the containment unit obscures the upper part of the leg, so I don't know if it was connected to a body.

I attend an awards ceremony. I brought something up to the stage and walked down to get a seat. I saw some of my old classmates and sat down beside them. One of the girls said "Sean one" (Sean is my name) and I joked back that I should take this chance while I can. Right afterwards I said that I'd "one" many more in future.

I was on a school trip with my classmates on a bus. The bus journey lasted for quite a while but I don't remember much of it, I think I spent a lot of time looking out the window at scenery but I'm not sure. Eventually I saw a sign for a shopping centre and Cinema. I assumed we were going to the Cinema. As the bus drove up to the entrance of the shopping centre, a girl wondered out loud "Is this one of those drive in shopping centres?" We crowded into the centre and walked down a hallway. Many of my classmates walked to a leaflet stand and picked one up. I started walking towards the main area (meaning to ignore the leaflets) but turned back and picked one up anyway. At this point I saw a guy I recognised from my old secondary school walking up stairs. I hurried to catch up with him. (I never did) When I was in the main area with my classmates I realised I had accidentally picked up four leaflets. I offered three of them to classmates who didn't have one and they were happily taken. I then looked down at my own leaflet but the pages had become loose and the text looked like gibberish. I became frustrated.

At this point I woke up and wrote down everything I could remember about my dreams. My hand was sore from the furious writing. I went back to bed.

In dream land again I was in a primary school for disabled/ill children. (I don't know what, if anything was wrong with me) I was sitting in front of a computer screen. (all the kids desks had computers) One of the computers adjacent to mine had something about werewolves on the screen. I spent a while just sitting around when a bald dark skinned girl sat down beside me. I think she noticed there was nothing wrong with me because she became agitated and started asking for help. She was foaming at the mouth and when she screamed I could feel her spit on my face. Eventually the school day was over and I began to leave the school. My mother had come to collect me. As I was leaving a boy tried to hit me (bully I guess) but I kept walking, sidestepped him and then pushed him over with my left hand without even looking back. (It was pretty cool)

At this point I had left the school and began walking between two iron barb fences. (not at ground level, at the top of the fences) The space was pretty tight and I think there were branches and bushes growing between them. I saw my mum at the end so I kept moving. When I reached the end I felt the fence bend under my weight, my mum and two girls from my secondary school helped me down. We walked home.

I just remembered something else while typing this. I was in a car being driven around Bangkok. I saw a lot of burnt out buildings but eventually we came to the main part of the city. I don't remember what exactly was said but somebody implied that a famous Bangkok landmark was just a flat screen with the landmarks image. I took pictures as we circled an important building. (The camera didn't feel like a camera) I've never been to Bangkok so I'm sure it was just a nonsense location, but I'm impressed with how real it seemed.

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Last night was weird because I felt like I didn't fall asleep at all. As far as I knew I had been tossing around in my bed until early morning when I suddenly remembered all these dreams. It was really hot last night so it was hard to get comfortable.

It was in the cloudy afternoon. It was cold. I was in school. I was going from the entrance. Scenery changed to dark, moonless and starless night. I couldn't see anything, but luckily I had a flashlight with me. Weapons from Half-Life appeared, and other people were running and taking them. I decided to arm myself, and deathmatch started. When I've got some weapons people disappeared, and I went to the boiler room. It was dark, I couldn't see anything and my flashlight gave faint light, so I could see only blurred shapes in front of me. Suddenly I saw something moving up on some kind of platform. I jumped up there, and faced an old hag. She tried to kill me, but somehow I started flying. I attacked her from the air with the weapons I've found before. She resisted most of my attacks, and I landed because I couldn't fly anymore. I landed near the platform, and she tried to attack me from the top of it. A DC came to watch the show. He was staying near me. I somehow took a battle axe from my pocket, and striked the hag, killing her. Her body have fallen of the platform, and landed on the floor near me. It started changing, and now I saw a body of young woman lying on the floor. I took the axe, and hacked her head open. I couldn't see te brain and told a DC Something's not right. Where's the brain? I looked again and found it, filling only half of her skull. I told Why is the brain filling only half of her head? The DC told me It's fine, don't worry about it. I replied But shouldn't it fill all the space available for brain? Shouldn't it fill all of her skull? DC told me I told you, it's fine.

I've been terrible these last two weeks. Not getting enough sleep, not a consistent sleeping pattern. On a day to day basis, I'm doing my MILD/DILD checks less frequently because I'm just too busy and swamped under a lot of pressure at work.

However, I remember quite a bit from last night's dream, which is surprising because i'm not sleeping more than 4 hours per day at the minute, something that needs to change.

Again, it's another non-lucid dream, and it's video game based.

I am the dragonborn, and I have been roaming the lands in search of dragons. Protecting people from dragons, and killing dragons I meet. These dragons weren't the same as in the game though, no, these dragons were really really really big and more often than not I had a group of people I had to get to safety before any fighting could begin, normally through barriers and what not. This goes on for awhile, protecting people, flying away from dragon, and protecting more people, and so on.

Then at some point I am teleported to a room, a bedroom. Someone was asleep in the bed, but woke up when I arrived there, asking who I was. The reason for me to be in this bedroom was the big tv screen, it gave me a large view of the world map. I said "I am the dragonborn". At which point an alarm starts going off. 3 hours until the world ends. The guy who was asleep, asks "can you do it?" I say, I dont think so, there are so many dungeons I haven't cleared, as I show him on the screen, "theres just no time, fuck". I say, when the world ends it will restart and I will have the same amount of time to save the world than I did this time. I will definitely do it then. (OP note: think majoras mask).

Then, I am teleported outside with 5 mins to go, I see a massive golden dragon head statue poke it's way through the cloudy skies above, as it aimed for earth, it signaled the end of the world.

I think I woke up at this point, but immediately fell back into a dream.

1. I was inside of Kroger with my mom and my sister. The store looked pretty normal, and almost exactly like it does in waking life. As I walked around the store, I remember an idea popping into my head. I'm not sure what this idea was, but it required that I go outside of the store and take my shirt off. I liked the idea, so I went outside, took my shirt off, and came back inside of the store. I remember thinking to myself, "What if Kroger doesn't allow this? Could they kick me out?". I tossed those thoughts aside and continued to walk around.
In all honesty, I felt quite proud of my body. I am really satisfied with how toned I am and my chest and abs, so it was easy for me to walk around shirtless. I start walking around more to look for my mom and my sister. As I do so, I start walking past aisles in the store. At one point I pass the Starbucks section and I make eye contact with a girl. She looks at my body and gives me a sort of seducing look. I ignore her for the time being and continue to look for my mom and sister.
Eventually I find both of them, and when I do, they don't seemed very concerned as to why I have no shirt on. My sister asks me why, and I tell her(but I don't remember what I say). After that, it's as though being shirtless is completely normal.

2. I am inside of GameStop, a video game store that I haven't been to in over a year. I look around at the games, trying to see what I have missed and all of the new releases out of curiosity. I pull out my wallet to see what I have, and I am broke. I go to the magazine section of the store and start browsing. I remember looking at 2 specific magazines. Each one had video game art on it, and I really admired it.
Written on the front cover of each magazine was, "Buy this magazine and get a whole season of magazines for free!". I didn't really care too much about the deal. Just then, something on the ground to my left caught my attention. I look over and I see a really small, and slightly transparent, pink capsule. Inside of it I can see a really small toy figure. I walk over to it and pick it up. As I do so, I look to my right and notice and small kid and he has alot of other pink capsules that look identical to the one I pick up.
I figure that the capsules are his so I walk over to him and his mom and hand the pink capsule to his mom. "Hey, ma'am, I think your son dropped this. Here you go", I say. "Oh no, it's okay, we don't need it. You can have it" she tells me. I insist that she can take it because I don't want it. "No really, you can have it" she says again. Finally I just tell her to take it and I give it to her. After that I walk away. As I turn around, I see the Gamestop cashier messing around with something behind the counter. I go up to him to figure out what it is.
As I get right in front of the counter, I find out that the cashier guy has plants, and that is what he was messing with. However, these aren't any average plants; the cashier is growing fish plants. By fish plants, I literally mean that these plants looked like plants that had fish growing out of them where the flower was supposed to be. I could see the fish breathing in each of the plants, and it was quite a funny sight. The cashier tells me about the fish and how I can grow some at my house too if I wanted.
He takes one of the fish plants and gives it to me. I am pretty excited and interested by them. I start walking out of the store with the fish plant, just looking at it the whole time on my way out. Suddenly I am transported to a playground. I keep looking at my fish plant. I decide to play around with it by squeezing the fishes body. As I do so I can see the fish's face and lips expand and get bigger, and it makes me laugh.

3. I am just outside of my neighborhood inside of a hardware store. My mom and dad are with me. We walk inside and the guy that owns the store starts telling us what he does and gives us a tour of the store. He tells us how he boils metals and brands things, and alot of other stuff that I don't remember. He actually shows us how he boils some of his metals and how he brands. He continues to talk to my parents, but I leave the conversation to go to the restroom inside of his store.
I go inside of the restroom and take a pee. After I do so, I go to the sink and start washing my hands. There's a pink bar of soap next to the sink, so I pick it up and start to use it. As I wash my hands with it, the sink somehow clogs up and overflows. I quickly wash up all of the pink soap off of my hands, but it makes a mess. Now there is pink soap all over the sink that was otherwise clean before.
I dry my hands and get some paper towels and start cleaning the sink off. I realize that if this was my restroom and somebody were to use it, I would want them to clean up after themselves too. I remember looking around the restroom as well and noticing a nice rug inside of it.
After that I then leave the restroom and by that time my parents are ready to leave. Me and my parents all get in the car, specifically my moms car, and my dad starts driving us home. I remember feeling how late it was. I looked at the time and it said 5:00 p.m. It seemed about right since the sun was starting to set outside.

January 30, 2015

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All I remember is fragments of nothing. Like, I know there was something, and they were substantial dreams, but I forgot them because I didn't write them down. There is a vague sense of trickery, or game-play.

January 29, 2015

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Back to Romania!!

I was one of three siblings from Romania. While we lived in Romania, there were lots of adventures, mainly running away from this flying monster that was always after us. I'm not sure that we were human; in fact I think we were some medium-sized rodent-thing. After running away from this big flying monster (we were swinging through huge trees that were much more like a jungle than Romania, but whatever) we ended up going through a magical portal which landed us in the field behind my house back home.

I got separated from my two siblings, and while looking for them, I found out that the Power Puff Girls lived there. And they wanted to eat us. Well, Bubbles and Buttercup wanted to eat us. Blossom thought it was wrong to eat animals (she must have been a vegetarian). Anyways, Buttercup and Bubbles had laid a series of traps for my siblings and I. One of them was at the little trolley line running from the shed to a large tree. There was another wire running along the ground there, and if we tripped it, we'd explode or catch on fire, or something. The other thing they did... was use our call. We used a call back in Romania to make sure we were all safe (kinda like what Rue and Katniss did in the Hunger Games, but the tune was the one my mentor teacher uses to call the kids to attention). It was so strong in us to reply when that call was made, that when Buttercup made the call, I yelled, "THAT'S NOT FAIR. THAT'S ABUSING THE POWER OF THE CALL." And I came out from hiding. My siblings had also heard the call and were with me then. And so we had to fight the Power Puff Girls.

I don't remember specifics about the battle, but we beat them somehow. I remember something about using the trampoline that used to be in the yard against them, maybe we took the net off and trapped them in it?

Anyways, after we beat them, there was a tall, skinny man in black who was also from Romania. He had falling into the same portal, and didn't know how to get back. He came out with a huge gun, and was going to catch us, because Bubbles and Buttercup had promised him they'd get him back home if he helped them get us. I convinced him to help us instead, so we could all go back home together. He said I had a good idea, and I replied, "Dude I know I have great ideas, now LET'S GO."

I assume we all got back safely. I vaguely remember flying above my house, maybe the portal back to Romania was in the air?




Fragment: Class

I was teaching a small, extra class and one of my students was there, and her mom, too.




Odd Way To Fly...

I was learning to fly with this weird contraption where if you blew through a tube, you went up, and if you pinched the tube, you went down. I was in a sort of game with my brothers and a few others (I think Zukin was there), and we were seeing how high up we could go. Everyone was afraid of losing oxygen, but I was like, "screw it, I can't get hurt!" and kept blowing through the tube until I hit a barrier of sorts really, really high up. I think I had a suuuuper low level of lucidity, because I was confident that I wouldn't die even if there was no air. I was so high up that the others flying around looked like ants, I could barely see them. When I looked at the land, it was a little bit like in Minecraft when you fly super high in creative mode, where it's just this big square of landscape. I also remember going through phases of different colored atmospheres, like the sky above me would change color until it was white, when I hit the barrier.

I flew back down and reported that there was a barrier before you'd run out of air.




Evil Overlord Waterbender

I was playing a survival game of sorts on a deserted island. There were two teams of three people each. My team had decided to set up our home base right on the beach. We had built up a foundation for our house with large square rocks (almost Minecraft-y) and used straw and bark and newspapers and magazines to build up a more comfortable floor and walls. I had become the leader of my group (though I'd like to think it was through honest means, I think I was more of a tyrannical dictator).

There was a sort of refreshment store right next to our house. They sold a drink called Grape Rape (How could you, subC, HOW COULD YOU) and another, alcoholic drink, called Rum Running. Apparently it was enough rum to keep you drunk until you drove all the way across the state. Like you were supposed to buy it, drink it all, and then drive across the state. IT was like the House Special Challenge, or something. If you made it there in one piece, you got another, apparently.

Anyways. The opposing team tried to cut off our access to the water by blocking off the spot where we were going to put a dock, so that we would have to make some sort of deal with them. But I was like hahaha FUCK NO, and went all waterbender on them or something. I raised my arms and the water started to rise from the shore and move out into the ocean. The way the water flowed out was really trippy and hard to describe. It was strait and dramatic, then moved out with 90-degree angles and whatnot. It rose three levels, and then the guy ran away. I threw a huge boulder out into the water, where the guy had been in a boat (as if it weighed nothing) and then tossed out a suspension-bridge-like set of planks that automatically connected to the boulder, creating the dock we had desired.

The water had lowered again, but when it rose, the walls of our house got torn down, and all that was left now was the floor made of newspapers and magazines. It was strange, they were like rolled up and filled in the space, so it was lumpy. I was laughing maniacally and gathered my two underlings and we just laid out on the magazines and fell asleep.