All DJ Entries

Alright we've finally catched up with the DJ and I can now keep it up-to-date again for the rest of the week.
Remember next week I will take a week of of journalling or anything LD-related entirely just so you know I'm not dead.

1. HEIL!

I'm in a large clasroom or canteen and Hitler is holding a speech for a large audience of adults, I'm at the front row and slightly nervous considering Hitler himself is standing several meters infront of me. It seems he wants to learn the audience how to pronounce "Heil Hitler." correctly. The audience shouts it several times but Hitler seems to get frustrated and start shouting "HEIL!" probably 50 times through his microphone. The audience also start doing the Hitler salute which makes me very uncomfortable as I'm actually forced to do it too if I don't want to be spotted/killed.

2. Get out of the way!

I'm driving a car trying to navigate out of the garage but my family seems to be sitting right on the road having a tea-party or something. I can barely control the vehicle and it seems the brakes are mostly broken too. They get very angry and start shouting at me for almost hitting them.

3. What was that?

It's early morning and I'm downstairs, my sister is studying at the table and I open the bookcase to see what's inside. I find a small TV and start it, a reality show starts and I see something funny and ask my sister to rewind it. I call my mother to see it too but we have difficulties rewinding it and my mother gets impatient. Then I find one of these old binocular things that you can look in and see a series of pictures. At that point my mother starts getting very annoyed and actually telling me I'm stupid or something.

So basically, there were rumers circulating the school that there were werewolves in the building. Mind you I haven't been inside a school in over 10 yrs. Anyway, some idiot was standing on a desk shouting for the animals to attack him. He then goes to the door and shouts some more, that is, until a lion tore down the door and made lunch out of him. Some of us ran out of the building and into the woods. I found a little gnome house in a clearing. The gnome then lead me deeper into the woods, where I started getting attacked by insects. I thin it was a wasp and a locust. That's about all I remember.

I didn't really have any DR, actually I did have some DR but the dreams were so boring I didn't bother writing them down.

I can't really say anything about this night cause I'm typing this 3 days after it actually happened but I still remember most of the dreams vividly so I'll say that dream #2 was the first dream in which I was confident enough to introduce a girlfriend to my mother...

1. Silence

I'm alone walking through a very open large modern house, I'm not sure if it's a house or an interior magazin but anyway weird stuff happens here. Apparently a monster hides between the furniture stalking you and it kills you if you make too much noise. Why do I know that? Well I seem to have had a flashback before the dream actually started which showed my father walking here too and now in the dream itself I see a puddle of blood next to a couch. I slowly walking around the house, it's dark outside but the house itself is very bright and open. I sit down and suddenly listen to schlager music or something which makes me jump around for some reason and then there's suddenly a group of people looking at me and I feel embarrassed.

2. Introduction

I'm laying on the beach next to a girl I know from school and we're talking with each other, I actually like her and enjoy the sun. When I look to the left I notice my family about 15 meters away from me, they don't know I'm talking to this girl and that we actually like each other. Then I see my mother walking towards me, she hasn't spotted me yet and I have a choice wether to walk away and act like I was just walking towards the sea or introducing my mother to her. I choose the latter and felt very confident knowing I made the right choice.

3. Myst

I'm playing a game called 'Myst' (Awesome game btw) and I've finished the game by completing both the blue and red book at the same time. I see the two brothers appearing in the room and they start discussing who's the one that deserves to be free the most. Then I take the books and I'm suddenly in an airport running away from the security. I'm very fast and agile Climbing over obstacles and such.

4. The ship

I'm with some students in a weird gym, it has several rooms that are used for playing football or other sports. After some time a teacher walks in and takes us to another room where we play some volleyball but we quickly stop and exit that room too. Walking through some corridors and up some stairs we enter a lobby of some sort where there are probably a hundred students waiting for something. It is at this point where I start thinking we're on a giant ship and on a vacation. I feel very tired and groups of students are moving around in lines, I think it was time for us to sleep and the other group to start their day. This way we share beds and the ship can hold double the amount of students.

A barren night...nothing...zilch...nada...zero...bugger all...plus I felt a bit wonky this morning.

I went for a 2½ hour walk in vast open Estuary countryside, with glorious cloud formations on an azure sky and I felt at one with nature in all its majesty (steady!) I have been trying for ADA at least 10 hours a day, wearing lightweight headphones with an audio background of "it's a dream"


Am I down-hearted? Not a bit. We all know the vagaries of LD...you never know what you're gonna get. For all I know Ed might have been so inspired by yesterday he's even now beavering away in his little digital studio on an epic of mind-blisteringly proportions...or not

i think I'll give the brain a rest today and see what happens tomorrow

The sun'll come out
Tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar
That tomorrow
There'll be sun! ....or not....

8/20/14

tons of dream, only one left in my memory is me throwing something while standing on top of the hill with large flat top. It flies like a frisbee.
Then I realize I'm stuck there and I should have thrown it down towards some tourists so they can alert some help for me.

Dream 1 - 7:18AM

I'm at Jane and Tim's house and I'm sitting at the table in the dining area. Tim and I are talking. I get up and decide to mock the quick step. I'm moving my feet up and down quickly. I find it pretty funny, but I think I enjoyed it more then anyone else.
I walk back over to Tim and notice he had recorded what I was doing. I see myself on the screen but he seems to have only recorded from my knee and up, missing the whole point of why we were recording. At the end of recording, he does move the camera down so you can see my feet for a few moments.
Tim looks to have uploaded the video clip on Facebook.

Dream 2

I'm in a pubic bathroom setting. I see that Daryl is with me and one of the Ferlingo twins. Ferlingo is eating a icey pole. On top of the cubicle is 5 icey poles sitting on top of the door. I try one, but it wasn't one that was on the door. Ferlingo doesn't seem to be as snobby as I expected and seemed nice. I notice that my hair is long, similar to theirs. I mention about my hair being like theirs. He tells me to shave the side.

A lot of people start to enter the bathroom.

Scene must change and I'm outside of a gold course. I see Tiger Woods and he's explaining about his earlier career. He says that he was broke and that he slept in his car at this course, awaiting the game the next day. I think this course was for the Australian Open.

A scene comes up of a Croatian Golfer who must have won the Australian Open. He was getting carried by his supporters. He was ecstatic.

I figure I'm in a restricted area and begin to blend in by searching for golf balls. I find a bunch and hand them to the man that collects them. I notice a few of the balls look odd. Some look small, big, cut in half etc. The man collecting notices this too.

I'm now outside the course, lining up with Jane and Daryl. Jane pushes in line and drags me in with her. I feel it's rude, so myself and Daryl go to the back of the line.

Dream 3 - 9:30AM

I think I was at the shops buying meat with my brother.

I'm in the car. Kayley is driving, Dianne is in the passenger and I'm in the back. I notice Dianne is eating a packet of Arnott's Teddy Bears. She looks to have already finished a row of them.
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I have a plastic shopping bag on my lap and I look through it and find that I too have a Teddy Bear biscuit, expect I only have one. I take it out and place it next to Dianne's and pretend they're hugging one another. We find it funny. I think Dianne mentions that mine isn't a legit teddy bear biscuit and is probably a rip off of it. I continue searching through my bag and see that I have some steak in there. I open it up and realize its uncooked. I'm a bit pissed, as it's not sealed anymore, so I think of using a bag to wrap it. I see another steak, which is smaller compared to the other. I think I may have my brothers steak in here.

Had a LD again last night (or I might have had several). My recall isn't that good at the moment, haven't been keeping up with writing down my dreams. All I remember is becoming lucid by pinching my nose. I remembered wanting to meet Vladimir Kramnik and went looking for him. I remember finding him, but not much more. I have a vague feeling of having several episodes of pinching my nose and getting lucid. I also remember "waking up" (FA) and writing down my LD's in my journal (I remember writing that I had at least two, but maybe four LD's), but when I actually woke up I of course discovered that my dj was empty.

had a long confusing dream. the part that stood out featured me as an active spectator, i was in a building like a 40ft container a woman was inside it was like unto a restaraunt with a few customers. however that woman was marked for death as 2 people approached her with long blades like swords. one of the 2 (1 male 1 female) cut her head off then the other chopped her entire right arm off at the neck that chopped also took out the entire rib cage of that section. to my surprise this ladies chest cavity was stuffed with federal reserve notes of all denominations, her entire right side that got chopped off was in the shape of a right triangle and it had federal notes in it as well. however i and the 2 attackers started removing the notes from her chest cavity, at this point her head was back on and she was ALIVE! when she saw that we were taking all the notes she rolled over to stop us from taking all of it and she started crying and told us that we couldnt take all the notes because she was pregnant and needed some, at this point i beheld her stomach and sure enough she was pregnant. i got really concerned and wanted to cut her tummy and remove the baby but she protested and told me that she wanted the baby to come out of her vagina. so at this point i along with the other 2 assassins ran outside to find someone to help deliver the child, a man driving an old bedford truck stopped and we told him about the baby. u wouldnt guess wat his idea of delivering a baby was... well he alighted from the vehicle and told me to help him catch a small car off the road (with our bare hands mind u my hand was already in a grabbing position too) we caught a vw i think driven by an old lady (so u know this car was crawling) it looks like i woke in the dream from the moment the attack took place. we flip the car over unto the back of the bedford truck on its top and then the dream trailed off elsewhere. weird right?

This lucid was particularly long, and I was quite caught up in the action, so parts of my memory are foggy--will do the best that I can!

I am in a futuristic society, and am experiencing this dream via observation (I have no body). A traitor is being drawn out of hiding by his friend, a high-ranking politician. They are sitting in a living room, having a chat, when the politician friend pulls a surprise interrogation. The traitor is caught of guard and does not know how to respond. The politician is very friendly, and suggests that even if the friend confesses, he can use his influence to get him out of trouble. It seems that the traitor has been teaching a young kid how to LD, and the dream seems to compare this to watching stars--very innocent with a bit of wonder. They have been having 33 minute long lucid dreams together.

Transition to a fellow walking down the street (may have been LouaiB, though I am not entirely sure about this). It is night, and then neighborhood scene is very peaceful and lovely. Suddenly, this man stops and says, "This is a dream!" He then realizes he has had six lucid dreams that night, and he's very put out about this, as he feels he has "stayed awake most of the night lucid dreaming"

The next moment I am aware, I am in darkness, surrounded by a myriad of loud voices coming from all different directions. "Stop!" I finally shout. "I know this is a dream!" Everyone stops shouting, except for one small voice. Hanging there in space, I decide to focus on this one voice, and use it to help me rebuild the dream from out of darkness. Slowly, listening to the voice, I find myself lying in bed (but still in total blackness). I then begin to feel my body sliding backward, and off the back edge of the bed, as though the whole thing had been tipped upwards. I realize that this is just dream sensation (similar to a WILD) and decide to help the dream by slipping backward off of the bed. I fall through darkness.

As I am falling, Al Bundy's head (from Married with Children) appears in front of me, laughing:

I continue falling, wondering what in the hell incubated this dream and realize I am in some sort of air duct. Looking up, I see some falling object, breaking the laws of gravity as they fall faster than I do: pillows! I get really excited about this, and start punching pillows. I feel my excitement begin to rise, however, and try to calm down a bit so that I don't wake up. I finally end my fall by landing in a huge pile of pillows.

I find that by directing my awareness to the pillows, I can make them explode into clouds of feathers. I do this several times, before trying to channel energy into a pillow for the same effect. This doesn't work (although the pillow does heat up) in part, I think, because I am thinking too much about it. I don't care enough to keep trying though, and toss the pillow away.

I exit the pillow room through a metal hallway. Off to the right is a small room, with my dream guide (!) sleeping in a chair. His feet are up and he has a snooze bubble expanding and contracting from his nostril. While this may have been a false memory (as I have no memories of ever having met a dream guide), I think it was actually part of the dream that I had forgotten from earlier. I decide not to wake him up, as we had already had some kind of interaction earlier in the dream.

I walk up three short steps, and enter into a large make-up room (with mirrors like you would see in an actress's make-up room). There are mirrors all around, but this make-up room has no walls, and it is not possible to explain what is around the make-up room--it is just nothing at all. I see a woman on the other side of one these big mirrors and tables, and decide to see if she is good looking. As I move to get a better look, I realize it is my sister I say hi to her, and she replies, "Good, you're up."

"Nope," I say, moving past her, "Still dreaming." I make a note that the dream is trying to send me false awakenings. I manage to see my own reflection in the mirror: I am wearing a grody white nightgown, my hair looks unwashed, and my eyes are bloodshot. Basically look like I've fallen off the wagon.

I exit this area into a smaller living room, where I see some people from waking life that I know. They are all prepared to go to a wedding, and are dressed very nicely. At this point, I receive a false memory about needing to be awake for a wedding, but I am not fooled. Two of the people are an old crush and her husband. I take this opportunity to tell old crush how beautiful she looks. The husband tries to shake my hand, but he is super tall in dream, which pulls my arm way up into the air. I pull his arm down and shrink him a bit I then pat the third person, a kid playing with a dog, on the back. The kid tells me to wait until he is done petting the dog. The dog is groaning and basically enjoying being pet. As I am watching the dog, the dream begins to destabilize. I stop for a moment to feel whether or not this is real instability, or made up instability, but it is real and I wake up.

All in all, I slept an entire sleep cycle, and estimate I was lucid for approximately 25-30 minutes. Probably one of the most novel adventures ever, especially falling through the air duct. I am constantly amazed at the creative power of the dreaming mind.

Welcome to my DJ! This will document my dream journey. I love it when people give me feedback on dreams, so feel free to comment anytime. I hope you enjoy!

Visiting the McKittrick, I've been following the taxidermist - a bald man with sunken eyes, looks starved and intense - as he talks to a young blonde man with a heavy jaw who works for the hotel, very earnest type. When it's time for the final banquet, they meet up with two women in clothes from the Victorian era and accompany them down the stairs - but I come to realize their final scene won't be with everyone else at the banquet at all. The women dance down the stairs, floating from one bannister to the other. Standing with them on the bannisters, so close to the ceiling, I'm very aware of Hecate's influence on the floor just above us.

(Woke up. Back to sleep.)

I've just walked away from a room where I'd been talking to a woman. Now I'm standing in the ruins of a building, on a street where a lot of buildings have been destroyed. Nearby there's a large brown rat on top of a pile of rubble, and I have a sense of fellow feeling as I watch it. I don't really want to go out into the street - it's much too exposed - but I don't see any way around it. Once in the street, I catch sight of a woman in a white dress two or three buildings down, behind a wall of iron bars. She sees me and jumps up and down to get my attention. "Nick! It is Nicky, isn't it?" I recognize her, we're close. I (or rather my POV character here) use several different names - 'Nick' is for all intents and purposes my (POV character's) real name, but I haven't heard it for a long time, so this is something of a reunion. But I'm debating whether I want to take the time to rescue her from behind those iron bars.

(Woke up. Back to sleep.)

I've been walking around backstage at a sort of club in the 1930s or so after leaving the audience of a show on stage in the main room. Talking to various people, overhearing conversations by dancers. I'm just now leaving a smokey room where two men have fallen asleep. I've been looking for someone, a specific woman. There's a disaster or a tragedy that's about to occur here, and I have to find her first.

The show in the main room ended while I was backstage, and everyone's straggling out. In the lobby, I come across a large man I remember meeting earlier. He's putting on his coat. Near the doors, his wife and daughter are waiting for him, and he introduces them to me. I recognize the daughter as the woman I was looking for - she's just a kid. I hadn't been expecting that she'd be a kid in this era. I kneel down to introduce myself to her eye to eye, using the name "Deacon Willfire" - it's the fake name I've been using here in the past, but Deacon is similar to the name I'll be using when she meets me as an adult in the future. She's very shy here, can barely look at me, but I'm aware that meeting me here will make an impression on her, and the similar names will help that memory along when we meet in the future.

(Woke up. Back to sleep.)

I'm in that kid's room, standing by an empty fireplace that's so large I could easily fit in it just by ducking a little - it's grabbing my attention. But I'm also talking to the kid, saying to her, "A 300-year-old vampire for an imaginary friend?" (I'm referring to myself. She thinks I'm imaginary.) "You're trouble for sure." I'm thinking about the way I'm meeting her at various times in her life out of sequence. From her perspective, proceeding through time in the usual linear fashion, I've wound up being someone she grows up knowing, someone who's been around for most of her life.

I know I haven't been updating this DJ every day and I actually think of taking a week of DJing and just having a clear head without a lucid intention.

As Stephen Laberge wrote in his book:

"The first several times I tried to have lucid dreams in the laboratory, I was using autosuggestion and I found that trying too hard (effortful intention) was counterproductive."

So I've decided that I won't be doing any DJing or effort to induce lucid dream from [25/08/14] to [01/09/14]. I won't be noting down any dreams but I will tag down any Lucid dreams which I will probably put in a special entry or something when the week is over.
When that week ends it will also be the beginning of the new (and last) school year, I expect to have small problems getting used to getting up early but this will probably also result in a steadier sleeping shedule so it might be good in the long run.

1. Mildly disturbing

I'm playing a game that looks a bit like the sims but it's different in some way, I actually have brief moments where I realize I'm playing a game and that I'm sitting at a computer. It's a weird game as my character goes to a remote house by a lake and lives there. Then there's a creepy man/zombie that stalks him in the Woods.

2. Could you turn that around?

I quickly run down the stairs of my house because I'm late for my Biology exam, I haven't learned for it cause I was so confident of myself. Instead I'd been playing the game from previous dream all the time, the dreams are seperate though cause I think it's just my brain linking the two in order to make a cohesive plot. I quickly skim over the pages and see that I know most of it but not exactly so I'm quiet worried, when I arrive at school and enter a classroom which looks like the waiting room of a dentist I sit next to a good friend of my. We sit around a table with on it a small object, it's a small stick with small tubes on it that have different shapes and sizes. I also spot a small card hanging of it with weird names that I presume are the names of the different geometrical shapes of the tubes. The exam is to put the correct name by the correct tube-shape, I look at my friend sitting next to me and we both have difficulties not laughing cause without even asking we both know of each other we haven't learned for this exam. From the place we're seated we can't see the card that contains the names of the tubes, I thought if we're Lucky we could just guess the answers. (Which I actually managed to do once IRL... xD) So I ask the teacher to turn the object around, I didn't however mention the reason for it was to see the names on the card cause I thought this would be seen as cheating.

3. On the front

I'm walking through a beautiful medieval city center somewhere in the Ukraine, I'm a journalist making a documentary about the war or something. Anyway this city actually makes me think of Prague because I've seen that once before on TV IRL. I'm probably 28 years old or something and I'm walking towards a large stage made by rebels on a square infront of the city hall. The people on the stage are asking for people to donate empty cans, I happen to have just drank a soda can so I hand it over to one of the rebels. I'm slightly worried considering they are shouting very loud in Russian I think. The reason why they're doing this is because there has been an outbreak of Ebola recently and I'm also worried for that so I quickly walk back. It starts raining and I try taking out a jacket out of my backpack, I notice every quickly goes inside the buildings so I stop fiddling around in my backpack and instead walk into a coffee bar. In the entrance of the bar I suddenly have a bloody nose, although annoying I'm used to it and don't panick. (I have these very often IRL, probably twice a week in the summer.) The bar itself has an art deco interior and the atmosphere is very pleasant, waitress walks up to me and asks me what I want in Russian but I understand her for some reason.

1. I had just walked inside of Kroger, a grocery store a few blocks down from my house. As I walked in, I went towards the very right side of the store and started browsing. The store was well lit in some areas, while it was rather dim in others, and in other areas the lights were completely off. I continued down the aisle I was on, and I happened to look far ahead in front of me. Way ahead of me, there was a giant gray sphere. The entire sphere was gray, but it was also glowing purple and the purple glow deepened and appeared more visible the closer it got to the center.
I remembered that this sphere was some kind of "final boss" at the end of a video game that my friends had played at one point. I walked up to the sphere and yelled jokingly at it, "I'm ready to fight you!". It replied in an extremely deep voice, "Good. Do you have all the pieces of the staff and [some other object]?". I told the sphere that I had everything that I had to have in order to fight him. He then proceeded to tell me to give him those objects. I then told him, "Hahaha, just kidding. I have none of the stuff that you want, not yet at least!". He seemed rather annoyed, and so I continued on my way walking.
Suddenly, I heard a crash behind me. I turned around to look and see what all the noise was, and I saw that the entrance of this store was practically demolished. Stuff had fallen everywhere and it looked like somebody did it on purpose. Just then, I saw an armored guy jump about 10 feet into the air, and he was looking at me. His armor was read, and he also had a red helmet. On his armor there were also alot of orange and yellow accents. In both of his hands, he held a long but thin modern silver Katana. Honestly, I thought this guy looked pretty sick, but that changed after I noticed that he was coming towards me really fast.
As I watched him land, I saw him start to sprint towards me. Wasting no time, I started running down the next aisle. I knew that this armored guy couldn't fully jump over each aisle, because each one was really high. This confused the knight and he ended up having to run around each aisle as I did. I knew I wouldn't be able to keep this up forever, so as soon as I got enough distance between myself and the knight, I jumped with all my strength and started climbing towards the top of an aisle shelf. I struggled a little bit, but eventually made it to the top. I remember climbing past all these different types of 12 pack soda boxes. One box was pink, the other blue and black, etc.
Just as I made it to the top however, the entire aisle shelf collapsed and I started falling with it to the ground. All of the sodas on this shelf fell and everything was now really messed up. As I landed on my stomach, on the ground, I quickly got up and started running again. Now the knight was on my tail. I jumped onto the shelf of another aisle, and this time the knight jumped with me. We both got to the top of the aisle, and now there was no where to run.
I stood up and faced the knight. We both stood for a moment, just looking at each other. The knight then took off his helmet, and I noticed that he resembled some type of Japanese warrior guy. He dropped his swords, at this point, I knew that we were about to fight hand-hand combat. Suddenly, the knight grabbed me by my shoulder and started throwing punches to my face and body. I remained focus and got my hands free. I grabbed the knight by his face and for a second I just held his face, not knowing what to do. It then came to me that this guy was going to kill me, so I better do something fast. I then got my thumb and stabbed it into the bottom part of the knights eye, I didn't want to gauge his eyes out, only cause some major pain.
As I did so, the knight let out a scream. I started to move my thumb around inside of his eye and cause more damage. The knight fell to his knees in pain. Somehow, this was killing him. To make sure he was dying, I grabbed one of his Katanas and thrusted it into his side. This time he didn't scream, only tears started rolling down from his working eye. I got on one knee down in front of him, and he started to talk to me. "Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't do. It is your life, and you are the leader of it. I was weak and gave into my oppressors. They took control of me and sent me to kill you" he said(There was ALOT more to this conversation, and it all dealt with his life philosophy, but I don't remember the rest of it). I looked at him in his eyes and looked at the damage I had caused. His right eye was red and bloody, and the area below his eye was the same. Suddenly the knight fell to the ground and was now dead.
With this I got up and got off of the aisle shelf. I started walking casually again, and kept looking around the store. As I passed one aisle, I saw what looked like a portal. Out of no where a voice spoke to me, "This is the second phase of all water on Earth. When this phase begins, all water will turn into blood and the Earth will turn into hell". (WTF, I'm not even a religious person so no idea why this happened). I then realized that I wasn't looking into a portal, but a "window" into the future, that was showing me what was to come. This really scared me, and I didn't know how to deal with it. Could I stop it? I had many questions that had no answer, and this brought me a deep fear.
I looked into this "window" of the future and saw a large body of water, and there was no land. The water was all red, but more of a cherry kooliad red. All spread out in the ocean, were small particles of red matter. It looked like there were tons of small red spheres. The red of these spheres was much more deeper than the color of the ocean. I stopped looking at this "window" and continued on throughout the store. As I did so, I came to a section of the store where it was really dark. The lights were off, but no one really cared.
I remember that someone had given me 10 dollars earlier, and I wanted to spend it. I passed near the bakery section, and it was huge. The entire bakery section was filled with all kinds of cookies and other desserts, the selection was really big. It was like nothing I had ever seen before. I then put my focus onto a room to the left of me. I couldn't tell what it was. I walked up to this room and read a piece of paper on the wall that was titled "Swimming". "5$ for 10 minutes. 10$ for 30 minutes." I thought why not, because I hadn't swam in forever.
As I was reading this paper, I noticed that two cookies had appeared in my hands, and I started to eat them. They were really soft and their dough was nice and chewy. One cookie was a combination of two cookies put together and had a layer of whip cream in the middle, and the cookies were yellow. The other cookie was blue, but there wasn't really anything special about it. I continued reading down the paper about swimming, reading the finer details, and as I did, a young black child came up to the lady standing next to the pool door and started asking her about watermelon(I swear I'm not racist lol).
She started talking about watermelon cookies, and that she wanted some. While she was doing so, I found myself eating an oddly shaped watermelon. This watermelon looked like a long sausage. I took the outer layer of it off and exposed the inside of the melon. It was still red, and it looked ok so I took a bite out of it. It tasted like a watermelon cookie, and I think after the first few bites I dropped it on the ground. After this I payed the lady in charge 10 dollars so I could go inside of the big room and swim for 30 minutes. She took the money and told me to wait for a few minutes while the other kids finished their session.
While I was waiting, I looked through a window, which had just appeared, and saw alot of kids playing around inside. There were 3 pools inside, one was shallow for little kids, one was a Jacuzzi type pool, and the other was a big pool for the big kids. After waiting for about 5 minutes, the lady let me inside. When I got inside I went to the far end of the room and went to the shallow pool to get ready. I sat down and put my glasses in my glass case. I accidentally dropped my lens cleaner wipe into the pool. I picked it up immediately and as I did so, I heard a deep voice say to me, "Yes, put the wipe back in the case." It was a very different voice from any that I had heard previously.
Oddly enough, the wipe was super dry when I took it out of the pool. It was like it had no moisture in it at all. I put it back in my case and put my glasses in along with it. I started to close my case but I realized that I didn't put my glasses in all the way, so I had to fix them and then close the case again. After this I was ready to swim. I waited for some more kids to leave because it was a little crowded. One kid came up from behind me and ran his fingers through my hair. He was wearing red swimming trunks, and kept doing this for a few seconds. He then continued walking and left the pool area.
I don't remember swimming, and I think the dream ended soon after the kid left.

2. I was inside of my house and it was daytime. My dad had left a the house a while ago and now I was alone. I was walking downstairs to get something when I started hearing banging on my front door. I looked through the window to see who it was, and I saw two men and realized they were trying to break in. One man had long black curly hair. His partner had short hair. I hid from these men in the living room, which was the first room on the left once you walk in. My dads recliner was in the corner and so I hid behind it to where the burglars couldn't see me.
I looked up for a moment, just to see if they were making progress with breaking in, and they saw me. The long curly haired guy made eye contact with me and looked really furious. I got really frightened and got out my phone to call 911. As I did, I looked out the window again and saw my dads truck pull up into the driveway. I put down my phone because there was no need to call 911 now. My dad came in through the back door and the burglars were still trying to break in through the front door. My dad came over into the foyer right in front of the front door and I told him what was going on.
Immediately my dad pulled out his handgun and told me to wait here. He opened the front door and shot the guy on the left first. The long curly haired guy tried to hit him with a white pipe, but my dad blocked him and shot him in the head. He walked back inside and closed the door. I went with my dad to the diner table and we sat down and chilled. My sister was already at the dinner table before we got there. She saw what had happened. Out of no where, I saw what appeared to be an officer walking towards us from our china room. I told my sister, "I bet you thats a cop officer who's here to congratulate dad and make a news story out of this."
However, as this person got closer to us, I realized that it was my old ROTC instructor from sophomore year, Sgt. Twine. "My god", I thought to myself, "He's going to try to get me to join ROTC again isn't he?". Once he got up to our table he started talking to my dad about how I should join ROTC again. He was dressed in some kind of uniform, but it wasn't the air force uniform. Sgt. Twine then asked my dad if he could talk to me in the living room about it. My dad let him, and with that I went with Sgt. Twine over to the living room to talk. The lights were off in the living room and it was pretty dark.
As I already predicted, he started to talk to me about joining ROTC again and how it would look good for when I went to college. I told him that I didn't want to go back to ROTC( I hated it, and I never want to go back). He kept trying to persuade me. The next thing I remember, I'm in the car with my dad and we are giving Sgt. Twine a ride to the airport. During this ride, He gave me a silver badge of the rank Sergeant Major. It looked really nice, and Twine also offered me something else if I joined back, I think it was a barrette which was red in color. I continued telling Sgt. Twine that I didn't want these things, and that I didn't want to join ROTC back.
Once we got to the airport, we dropped Sgt. Twine off. He got out of the car and walked into the airport, but he had forgotten the silver rank and barrette in the car, and I sure as hell was not going to take them. A minute later he came back and I gave him the rank and the hat back. After that he walked into the airport and I didn't seem him again.

3. I was inside of my house again and it was daytime outside. My friends Dylan, Patrick, and Trey were all over and we were talking in the foyer right next to the front door. I was telling them about the party I was going to have and how they were all invited to come. We talked about this for a few minutes, and I continued on to tell them that the party was later today. Suddenly the door bell rang. I looked out the window and saw what looked like my friend Thomas' mom. However, when I opened up the door, my friend Tara was there.
As I looked outside, I noticed that it was now completely dark outside, and it was nigh time. "Hey I'm here for the party", she told me(WTF I just now only told my friends, how does she know about it?). "Sorry Tara, but right now I'm having a private party with just my friends, but you can come back later for the public party. It'll be a few hours from now and you can come then." She said ok, and with that I walked outside with her and I talked to her for a little bit. I started feeling extremely attracted to her, and I even thought about asking her for some "Birthday sex".
I continued on to tell Tara that I had a dream about Sgt. Twine(Wow, telling a DC in a current dream about a previous dream I just had lol), and I told her that I was never going back to ROTC ever again. She told me that Sgt. Twine wasn't so bad and that she was staying in ROTC. Out of no where an orange hatchback pulled up in front of my driveway/sidewalk. I remember telling Tara to run because I had no idea who these guys were and I thought they were going to try to kidnap us. I ran back to my front door and was about to run in and lock it. I looked back and saw that Tara wasn't coming. "Jaron, Its okay, I know these guys. They're my friends", she told me.
I came back outside a little embarrassed and said , "oh okay, my bad". The orange car in front of us was full of black dudes, and there were only black dudes in it. I'm not racist, I just thought maybe they wanted some trouble and I wasn't going to try fighting 4 black dudes. Tara then got in the car with them and she told me that she'd be back in few hours. With that, they drove off. I continued standing outside in front of my door, just watching cars pass peacefully. As I was standing there, I heard a weird noise. I stopped and listened and it sounded like the wind(When I woke up I realized that it was my fan in waking life and it sounded the exact same). I thought nothing of it and continued chilling.
I remember a van passing by with its headlights on, and for some reason when it passed me I started thinking about god and how I was doing wrong and stuff like that(Once again, I'm agnostic. This must be my unconscious feelings for Christianity or something, not sure though). I looked around and the atmosphere was rather dull at the moment. Everything was quiet except for the wind that I heard, and I was the only person outside. As I continued chilling outside I remember feeling the humidity on my skin, I hate humidity so I was really annoyed by it.

4. I was outside in my driveway, but it looked alot different than my driveway from waking life. It was the afternoon and the sun was going down, but the sun had only just started to set so it was still daytime. I was with alot of my friends, some of which were, Dylan, Patrick, Trey, and some other guys I had known from school. We were all just chilling. I noticed a line of small penny boards on the right side of my driveway. I went over to them and there must have been at least 10 boards.
One penny board was red, and it was the size of a shoe, and it had the same shape of a shoe except for the fact that it had a flat top surface so you could ride it. On the board was the word "Adidas" in white. I remember thinking, "I never knew Adidas made penny boards". I picked up the board and checked it out for a second. I noticed that its wheels were really close to the board all together, and it didn't look right. It looked like the "low rider" of all skateboards, and I knew I wouldn't be able to maneuver as well with it.
Next to this board was another penny board with the name "Burton" written on it, and remember thinking to myself again, "What? I thought they only made snowboards". But since I saw right in front of me, a penny board with the Burton brand name on it, I figured I was mistaken. I asked my friends which one I should ride, and they all said the Adida's board. I picked up the board and carried it to an open spot in the driveway. After that, I put it down and took off. My friend Dylan started riding with me, but of course on another board. We rode around in the middle of the street for a few minutes, and I think once or twice we had to get out of the way because a car was driving by.

5. I was on a beach, and the sun seemed like it was setting. The sky was slowly starting to get darker and it was a pretty clear sky. I turned around and saw Tara standing front of me, in a bikini. Now my animal insticts really started kicking in and I wanted to lay her down right there on the beach and fuck her. Fortunately, I contained myself and walked up to her. I pulled out my phone for a second and as I turned it on I saw a picture of Tara on my screen, and my phone was telling me that she was now going by some other name. It was telling me that she had changed her name to "Sam [something]", I don't remember the last name but I know it was a long and complicated last name.
Tara went into the water and started to swim. I looked down at the sand and saw a random paper airplane just sitting next to the water. I picked it up and an icon popped up in the space above the plane and it said, "Woah Plane". I's guessing that was the name of the plane. As I held it in my hands, and started to aim somewhere to throw it, I saw a set of two lines appear where the sand and the water met. Now I could clearly see this trail where I was supposed to throw this plane. I didn't want to throw it to the right of me, so I turned to my left side and inspected the area to make sure no one was in the way. A little ways down I could see a man in dark red swimming trunks and he was setting up his orange towel on the ground so he could lay on it.
I decided that I didn't want to interfere with him, so I didn't throw the plane his way either. I turned behind me and threw it that way. As I turned back around, I saw that Tara had disappeared. I was about to go swim, but as I put my foot in the water I felt a really strong undercurrent and decided not to go in(No idea how there was that strong of an undercurrent in 1 inch deep water). I remember walking away from the beach and going near some amusement park area. I was with some black dude who was my "friend" even though I didn't even know him.
As we walked near a ride, I got my comb out and combed my hair because I remembered that the kid from the inside swimming pool inside of the grocery store(the earlier dream) had messed it up. After I fixed my hair I put my comb back in my pocket and continued walking with my friend. I looked at a fence in front of us, and saw how old it looked. It was a faded brown and looked like it was about to fall apart. I don't remember the rest of this dream.

6. I was watching T.V. and on the channel I was on, I was watching an empty boxing ring. I heard a male announcer say, "The woman that has it all, here she is!". Suddenly a thick tan woman appeared in the boxing ring and started rolling around on the ground. After doing that for about a minute, she got up and started dancing and doing poses. I looked at her crotch and saw that she had a vagina, but right below her vagina she had a penis.
I thought this was so gross, how could anyone like her? A girl with a penis? Ugh. She continued doing poses and I noticed alot of other weird things about her. Slowly as she was dancing, she started gaining alot of weight. I looked below her crotch area again, and this time, she had a series of brown greasy tentacles just hanging and swinging around, but her two genitals were still there. Another lady came into the ring and held up her tentacles for everyone to see. The crowd roared in approval and I could tell that everyone was in love with this "lady", but moreover, thing. The entire crowd thought that she was unbelievably sexy and everyone wanted her.

Hypnagogia, non-lucid

- I hear somebody is writing with a marker on paper while I'm distractedly thinking about dream signs

.../I get to a high place on a hill. I find some pals from the university. We talk about something, then I must go down. I realize I'm on the roof of a two or three floors house. I hang from the ledge and let myself fall doing some acrobatic movements to avoid hurting me/...

.../My wife carefully serves some dishes but she looks upset because she made some mistake putting a piece of flesh with a portion of rice next to it. I don't get what's wrong, but I want to help her to put the rice back to the pot. She gets annoyed because of it cannot be done. She asks me to throw it and get a clean dish because the rice goes on the right and we must respect the formalities.
Her dad (who's not her real dad) is helping her, but I see he's already eating some. I got upset and tell her it's not fair what they are doing because on one hand she asks me to respect the formalities while her dad is doing the opposite. I decide to go out. She asks me to be careful because of a wolf pack has been seen around the place. I see a lone gray wolf on the mountains next to the city, and a group of wolfs of around 10, wandering on the street, when I notice there's a black wolf among them. I tell her, a real wolf pack couldn't have a black wolf. It must be a wolf-dog pack, because of black wolves got extinct long ago I explain. I see a big dark brown dog-wolf licking the stove. Definitively it's a group of dog-wolves I say while I walk between some of them which are lying on the floor to get out of the house which is in the middle of a narrow street/...