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1. Mulan's chillin like a villain

Mulan and Li Shang are trying to scale this wall. I believe they're on a balcony that's all bluish. They're trying to scale this wall that has ropes attached to it. I think they're getting attacked by the Huns. Mulan leaps from the balcony and is running perpendicularly along the wall and ignoring gravity. She reaches a rope and says don't look down. Li does the same on his rope, and they escape the Huns. (my dj here says go through something I think I could've shipped the whole suspensv) I believe Li turns into an Indian and I see a medallion of Mulan and a medallion of an Indian emerge from a building. I walk by this bluish grey clay building with ants on the ground. I'm swatting away red bugs, but one hits my hand and I feel the sting.

2. The Man in the Purple Dress

I'm exploring this tall building that's pretty similar to one of the buildings on campus. It's very tall. I believe I'm infiltrating it looking for water. I see a vending machine and it has some of those big Deer Park water bottles in it. I think I'm also riding around on a skateboard. At the top of the building, I sit down for my piano lesson. There's an Asian dude sitting on the bench to my right and The Man in the Purple Dress over my left shoulder with some sort of musical device in his hand. Further to my right, there's another asian sitting at another black grand piano, and he looks pretty mad. The dude immediately to my right says don't worry, we have every right to be here. The Man in the Purple Dress then tells me that I can play a full scale or something with my five fingers, and I"m like ooooh I understand (after messing around a bit prior). I then start playing some stuff starting at the far left end of the piano with my right hand.

jumbly bumbly..

I have a vague recollection of being in a big beautiful place outdoors, riding a train.... Mountains, a field of wildflowers... I'm on the Moon! The Green Moon! We made a train that goes around the Moon!

^ w ^ Hi everyone. I was lucid again which is great but ran into some nightmares. First it started off with me messaging someone on dream views. It was funny cause the message said something about blowing someone till you hear them scream I. It made no sense. I than had a false awakening where I went to sleep in the dream. I started thinking about something than got off the bed and walked. I felt a portal open and someone came out of it into my room. The person asked if the guy on my bed was my boyfriend. I don't know who it was but for some reason I just said yes, I wuv him than hugged him. After that I had another false awakening but was sort of dum. There was a white carpet on my pillow and I was saying dum stuff. Than I saw images of a small boy with a big brown dog. Talking to his family about how he couldn't sleep.

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In my next dream I was...um...at my house with my family.(Semi lucid) Than suddenly the house became filled with water. I was drowning but than a giant appeared and saved me. After that I went to the next room and my dad,uncle and younger brother was there. My uncle said there was a boy laying there who looks like he forgot who he was a bit. My dad disagreed than try to touch me inappropriately. I screamed at him than ate a pumpkin pie and another sweet red thing. But than I saw it had white stuff on it so I left. Just when I was leaving my uncle gave me dishes to wash too. But I just left and appeared in a city. I was pretending to drive a car I think and ended up somewhere where a large machine thing was. I got fully lucid at that point.A boy was with his girlfriend and started to tease me about how they weren't going to fall to their doom . I was like whatever you say... than left. I pretended to drive again and dodged a few cars. A guy in the corner caught my attention but turned so I couldn't see his face. I went into a bus filled with middle school kids wearing white t shirts like they were going to school. They were singing happily and one was kind of too close to me. His dad pulled him away and the bus made a stop.we got out but than the bus driver said he made a wrong turn, the tracks were broken and that we were behind a building somewhere. A lady decided to go her own way and I followed her. It looked like a house mixed with a castle. I saw a hall and a lady standing near the front door. It looked scary so I didn't go there. The other lady showed me a big pipe sewer entrance and said we can escape through the sewers. That was a dum idea to me so I said no! We can just fly out of here. I flew out through a opening in the place and saw it was daytime, there were cars and people celebrating something. I went closer and also saw a commemoration place for a lady who died. The lady who tried to get me into the sewer came after me with a fork. I told her to stop and told her friends (while flying) that the lady was bothering me. Her two friends told her to leave me alone. That maybe they found a extraterrestrial. The lady said she wasn't trying to hurt me. She was trying to show her the secret recipe for the chicken was the fatty skin.Than I woke up.

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In the third dream I wanted to meet my guide Eye. I appeared in my house with a winter hat and knew I was dreaming. My mom was like I wasn't and than the dream began to fade so I started rubbing my hands. The dream was than stable and I asked my mom where was the phone. I found it in the bathroom and noticed the dream was fading again. I rubbed my hands and than dialed but no one picked up so I ran downstairs.I appeared in a different house and started calling Eye. I heard someone walking closer than the dream paused for a bit. I rubbed my hands just to see who would appear and it was a girl. She ran quickly behind me than she put her finger in my stomach.Like she was stabbing me. I woke up after that I think.

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My last dream was crazy...I appeared in a school classroom where the teacher was giving a spelling test. I didn't have a pencil though so someone gave me one. I don't recall what the questions were though. The test was than snatched out of my desk without me finishing and the class left into the hall. I followed and became lucid. I was happy so I screamed out to everyone "Guys! This is a dream! And to go on the website dream views if it was a shared dream experience. I shouted it a few times and the people started to snicker and joke about me as we left cause i looked stupid.When i was about to leave a random guy hurt a kid than used their finger to stab me. I felt it on my bellybutton area and i thought it was going to go through me. I stopped the person and ran away but fell. There was something about a knife about to cut me and a huge rock above my head but i used the knife to try and hit the guy than ran. That's when i appeared in a room with a good childhood friend who's older and my brothers. But they looked different. I walked out the room than heard a person crying like they were scared. I walked to the room curiously and saw a boy around my age on a bed shaking in the fetal position cause he was scared of something. i went up to him and said it was going to be okay, that there was nothing to be afraid of cause i knew it was a dream. Oh and that Jehovah and Jesus will protect him him from any scary demons or stuff like that and hugged him but not too close cause he wasn't wearing clothes. But he kept saying no, that he wasn't safe. When i looked at his eyes his eyes were light blue and kind of cute but he disappeared and that's when i felt someone grab me and use their finger to stab me again. I kept using will power to keep their finger from piercing me. But it felt really strong. Than the dream shifted and i lost my lucidity. I was on the mattress with two people and i was like i was happy to wake up from that crazy dream. Than the little boy or girl near me was like "what was that?". Than pointed to something on the mattress and it was a feet mark. Someone invisible was walking on the mattress. I took a step back than i was stabbed with the finger in my belly button again. It didn't break through me but i felt it getting stronger and stronger. I thought it was real life and a a demon was trying to kill us. So i started praying for Jehovah to help me. But it wasn't working. When it wasn't working I knew it was a dream but felt it get so strong i was like Okay...if you don't help me god or Jesus I'm going to die. Than i saw the scenery change and woke up.lol

I am a driver on this TV show called 'Space Road Truckers' about a small group of people who drive (or fly) cargo trucks throughout the solar system. Also this does not feel like the normal solar system. I believe it was taking place in a binary star system. The planets I had to deliver to were moons of a large jupiter-like gas planet orbiting close to the star. Also, the trucks and futuristic designs to them. Rather than wheels, they had these blue glowing energy conduits running along the bottom allowing them to hover and fly into space, and the cab had some extra reinforcement to protect the driver from radiation and pressures.

Forgive the bad title- these dreams were kind of everywhere and a little hazy.

1. I was watching a movie with a girl and my former roommate #645-30. I sat behind the girl, who I thought was very attractive, and noticed my legs were brushing against her butt. This made her uncomfortable, and I thought my roommate noticed, but immediately afterward my view jumped into a forum of some sorts, and I couldn't find her anywhere on the website.

2. I was entering a contest with HorseLime, and had a meeting with a woman on the specifications of our product. She was thoroughly impressed, and, thinking HorseLime had my name as well, told the actual judges she was very impressed by "PonyLemon and PonyLemon." We pass first stage, and are taunted with a free trip to the beach (with this girl I was really into back in high school and her 3 friends), as well as a new house, and some monetary prize. It turned out we had to pass the second stage to win this though. Later on, HorseLime and I walk pass one of my other friends, #62-927, who was with someone I didn't recognize and reach a crosswalk. In order to pass though, we had to pay 20 cents. HorseLime agreed to this, but, thinking it was outrageous, I decided against it and met back with #62-927. I crashed at his place for a little while, and using the bathroom, remarking that I didn't care if the door locked or not when he asked. His place and bathroom reminded me very much of my freshman dorm.

3. I was wearing a Jimmy John's t-shirt that had a catch phrase that changed a lot.

4. There was a group selling sex to people who were unhappy, but phrasing it as a service to avoid any legal problems. A girl I liked recently was there when I walked in to complain about the service, which surprised me. As no one was speaking to me, I walked past the main door into a consultant's office. A man approached me before I completely entered, and was mad, as he explicitly said no one was allowed. I became extremely angry and told him no one talked to me, so shut up, which he did. I entered the consultant's room and sat down to complain to the rather large woman sitting behind the desk. I told her I wasn't against people having sex, or anything like that, but the principle behind this business was shady since it lied about its true purpose and took advantage of people when they were feeling low. She responded with a "I understand," and, as she spoke, became progressively quieter, but I nodded in agreement with her, especially at the end when she asked if I understood. I thanked her for her time and walked out.

5. I was rooming with someone, and they were shrinking through the door (I actually don't remember this one, but I wrote it down sometime during the night).

I am in an auditorium with my friends, talking about lucid dreaming. One of them presents me with a pillow for light sleepers. The packaging says "cundams." I chuckle at this, look away and look back. It changes to something else, and I figure I read it wrong the first time! I explain to my friend what I thought it said, and laugh a bit. She says that "is gross, please stop."

Another friend explains that he wants to increase the frequency of lucid dreams he has. He has only had one 20-minute experience (in the dream). I explain to him Waggoner's variation of Castaneda's stabilization technique (looking at your hands). I then proceed to hold my hands in front of me and stare at them. I am wearing black mesh workout gloves; never occurs to me that that is odd. I then repeat, "The next time I see my hands, I'll notice I'm dreaming."

Then, finally, I am at work. A colleague comes in to stress about something. I do a reality check, then assure her that we are dreaming, and not to worry about it. I do not have a care in the world. She leaves.

Supps:
Pre-bed - 5htp
Wbtb - G, C, L-theanine
Time - 445am after sleeping for 6 hours, stayed up until 5am

I was really concerned I wouldn't get back to sleep since I felt pretty awake when I laid back down. I kept starting to fade off and catching myself. I think I had this dream around 6 or 630, was going to keep going but daughter was up at 7.

This one started as a battle. Was really similar to the Normandy invasion it seemed. There was not any blood and I don't remember seeing anyone getting hit just people launching rockets and shooting guns. At this point I was watching it as a movie, there was one guy who got behind the lines and started launching missiles at the bad guys. The good guys down the hill started to advance and by the time the bad guys realized it was too late. They turned around and started firing again but were too late and were taken over. I was then interacting in the dream and remember being at a bench/table with a bunch of gun magazines behind it. This is where some of the bad guys were at firing on the good guys and now it was abandoned. There was another guy about 20 yards from me who asked if we were supposed to expend the rockets that the bad guys didn't fire. He was given a yes and he fired it; the rocket flew right down and hit the SUV that I guess all the good guys drove up in. It exploded and all of the bad guys that were left laughed. So back to where I was, I found a magazine with bullets in it and tried to put it in a gun I had, it went in but a couple bullets fell out and it didn't lock in place. I then took it out looked at it and then put it back in again and it fit. There was a young boy I thought was a bad guy so I racked the gun and aimed it at him. I was told he was good to go and then held my fist out for a fist bump, and the kid gave me a fist bump. We all began walking along, all the soldiers I was with. I passed a girl I guess I knew and gave her a fist bump (not sure why I was fist bumping everyone). I was walking still and there were alot of people walking down a hill. The landscape was pretty green and there were trees, I saw in the distance where everyone was congregating. I had a moment of clarity at this point and became Lucid: I continued to walk with the scene for a bit and thought I would just keep flowing with the dream, then I thought I would fly straight up and lastly I remembered I wanted to do a TOTM. There was a soldier walking next to me wearing camo and a helmet, I turned him around and he was a younger guy with I assumed blonde hair but I couldn't be sure because of the helmet. I pulled him to me and planted one on him.... I smooched for a bit and it was really just like kissing a piece meat or a piece of bologna. After a few seconds I let him go and he just carried on as he was before with no comments or reactions. I said something to the effect of "That was good stuff wasn't it?". I then thought of trying the repeat task but woke up. It may have been from the excitement of completing the task.

There is this girl that i like in the dream. We like each other but some guy took her and told her that he would kill me if she leaves him. We are in a very small house/hotel, it has one kitchen and living room and 4 rooms for rent. I was in the first room to the left and the other guy was in the 2nd room to the left. I went over to see the girl but then he saw us and told me that he would kill me if i come within 18 feet of him. I went back to my room and started drawing with these tubes filled with graphite powder. Then some people started to come and help with the drawing (it was a really big drawing of a waterfall). Then right before it was done the guy came in. I looked for my sword. I grabbed it and i was going to attack when someone drawing on the drawing used some graphite it went in front of him and it instead cut my sword. (my sword was literally about 1/4 its size and had a boxcutter edge (slanted)) He was flash stepping around me and he had his sword only a few inches from my face. I started doing some battle cry of anger and slashed at his stomach. He flash stepped to my left only a foot away. I stabbed him. He said he put his sword away and we didnt need to duel but then i grabbed him and stabbed him over 9 times (there was a set amount to kill, it was like sao only needed 7 hits to deal enough damage but i kept stabbing. when he died he exploded like in sao)

13/06/2014 - Nap after work:

.../I'm watching a TV-show which is about to find the 4 worse artistic performances of the week. It's a sort of a live show. The audience laughs with every presentation. At the end a woman's voice announces the new performers of the week and which one of them will succeed or could be in the next show. After a couple of blurry music performances, a guy covered in blood starts dancing some satanic rituals. I think perhaps this guy will be in the next show. Then she says something like: "...And now we'll present the new release from the band [She says the name of my former band], they are bringing their new material and it looks like they are going to be a great hit... or will they be in our next show?". I start to pay attention, wondering about their new sound and what have they done since my departure. A very interesting riff fades in. I'm amazed, thinking how the hell he can think those rhythms! The volume goes up and the riff is on my face! It's simply wonderful. I think this guy have talent. Then I start to wonder what could he do to get out of that riff and perhaps he will try to accelerate the rhythm. It changes into a speed riff which doesn't convince me. I think he did it again, lost the feeling trying to impress with flaw speed riffs. I turn my back while the music fades out/...

* I wake up with the first riff looping in my head when I notice that it's something I don't know. I first record the melody with my cheap voice recorder. Then I wonder how it goes in the guitar. I have to tune it in C. Then I decide that perhaps it wouldn't be a bad idea to try to record it. And once again, I have a new riff ready to be worked...

I woke up this morning, but soon fell back asleep and had a false awakening from the real world to a dream. Within the dream I was on the top bunk in my and my brother's old room at my parent's house. I then attempted to WILD within the dream, in my bed, and managed to feel all the sensations of attempting to wild - the fading away to darkness, the static tingling, the occasional random noise. I continued to attempt to WILD several times, each time fading back to [dream] reality, just like it happens when I'm awake.

Eventually I decided to try something different, and so I tried to WILD while walking around the room! (At some point this translated to me walking around the front yard, which had somehow become a redwood forest.) I thought maybe physical walking would translate to walking within a lucid dream. But each attempt never quite worked out, so I went back inside and decided to try cramming myself in the corner under the bed to try that way. It was stuffy and hard to breathe. (It has been a long time since I felt stuffy in a dream.) I curled up in a ball, closed my eyes, and tried to WILD while imagining myself walking this time. This was even less successful, probably because I was distracted by difficulty breathing, but eventually also because I heard noises.

I got out from under the bed to see the Blue Princess and her guardian passing by. I asked what they were doing. They were casually evading their enemies so they can avoid a confrontation, unlike the Green Princess who's guardian was desperately defending her at the time. I thought for sure she was the Princess of Water, but the Blue Princess ensured me that she was the Princess of Wheat.

The princess and her cowardly guardian fled, and then the enemies arrived- Some really muscular man, and Knuckles the Echidna. I started throwing stuff at them, stuff like lamp posts and metal drums. No idea where I found all that stuff in my small bedroom. They started throwing stuff back at me. And eventually we were having such great fun that we searched around until we found some water guns and then had a water gun fight.

13.06.14 Friday, and full moon...

Did not sleep until four a clock. Was meditating and listening to music in bed til around midnight. turned on the computer and doing LD related tasks. Wrote myself into the dream yoga course in here, and wrote about some dreaming related books. Last thing I did before bed: Hunt for a bat or something which where making a scrapping noise from the roof/ possible from in the room. Did not find any thing.

Setting: 1001 night, arabic but bent out of shape. Dreamworld. Flat roofs and towers. Earth, Stone, Air, water and/or liquid dark matter, something else than water. High clarity. Some colors. Vision and sound, no clear memory of touch and smell. Though I can remember hugging.

Way of becoming lucid: MILD because same DC appeared many times (I think), used hands and spinning to stabilize.

Grade of remembering: Low to medium. (Did not write it in the night.)

Planed mission attained: Yes. Experience unconditional love and compassion.

Mission succession rate: Failed.

Special physical conditions: Yes, atlas in neck gone out of position. Must sleep on back. Maybe problems with energy. Are at hotel.
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I am sure that the same DC try to make contact with me several times, and I am almost positive that's what brings me to the conclusion that I am dreaming. I am not sure if I have encountered this DC in previous drems. But I am sure in this dream that I don't want anything to do with him. Also a girl in similar clothes try's to contact me, but I am not interested. My "I" wants to:

A. Not go into a nightmare.
B. Fulfill programmed task.

The DC's are wearing black and ghoulish clothes. The man which I encounter many times looks kind of scared in his face. And also looks sad and unpleasant. He remind me of this boy I once encountered in a horrible nightmare who I am pretty sure where the victim of my subconscious. This boy was full of terrible wounds and he waited for me to go trough a door so that he could pas the other way at the same time. Well I kept my distance and focused on the Lucid state and try to remember my task I had planned. I would like to experience the feeling of great compassion.

Well I was trilled because I got seated on a hillside facing some sort of water. Just to get into the meditation position in the dream trilled me. There where a lot of other people there. And the ground started moving slow and controlled into the sea. I am sure the sea represented death, or reincarnation, but the people where pretty much expression not caring so much about it. When it was my turn I stopped the experiment. This is a dream of a controlling and intellectualizing person. Afraid of my feelings I would like them to come in portions. My last LD, I had the era where I receive feelings, open, and the dream completely overwhelmed, scared and angered me. So no I turned the LD into a dead thing not really concerning me?

Then the ghoulish DC would contact me again. I thought, no more mr. nice guy. And made myself the strongest most powerful human form and just wrecked him. (Idea from LD literature read on the evening before.) Well now this DC dropped one or two books on the bottom of the ocean or something. I remember reading "OCULT GRAVE RITUALS" on the cover of one of these books while holding it in my hand. Now the DC faces me and says. "I have tried to contact you so many times, your time is running out, you only have half a month and a year left, and I haven't teach you anything yet!" Then I wake, maybe I choose to. The encounter was scary enough, and the things he said made me wake up. This was a really clear dream, but I did not write it down before morning so a lot of the details are gone.

This is the second LD in a rough where death is playing a role. I later will share the first one as well. I am thinking/hoping that I will change in a year or so. Maybe also die (not hoping that), but It's not like I am sure of it, actually I am kind of stuck in believing that I will not die. I woke up this morning happy about having had a LD, and that I remembered my quest. To day has been a good day. I need fear and being kicked to wake up from my samsaric lullaby.

I am doing this effort not to gain powers, not to gain wealth and fame. Not to in anyway feel superior to other beings. I am doing it to gain clarity, compassion and happiness and bring that in to the world.

Date:14th of june.
Total sleep: 9 hours.
Daytime Techniques: RC's, mantras.
Lucid Techniques: Stabilizisation, ''increase vividness'' mantra.
Recall Techniques: DJ, mantras, tags.
Fell Asleep: 00.45
Dream Title: Satan teacher/shounen fight.
Dream: Satan teacher;I walk to school over an orchard, strangely, it is dark outside . I was having a large test, when my teacher gives me an ''annmerkning'' (norwegian punishment). I get really mad and say the reason i havent done anything is because i have not at school the days we worked on the test, which is weird since it was a test, and not a project. I roll around the classroom talking to friends about how stupid the teacher is.

Shounen fight: I gain lucidity, and try to keep it by jumping around outside my house. After a while however i completely forget since i was not paying attention or being aware. I end up fighting some enemies inside my house in a really shounen-anime-like style, where i power up after each enemy and then barely beat them. It seems like the enemies had taken control of our house.
Awake: 08.30
Vividness: 8/8
Awareness:1/6-2
Length: 5/6
Emotions/feelings: Madness, dissapointment, ''unfair'', heroic, happiness.
Dream Signs: Magical powers (super strength), not-human enemies, school, my house, friends.

Fragments/small dreams: I suddenly appear in the classroom of the ''satan teacher'' dream. I am completely lucid, and as i realize this i start to lose control. I try my best to stabilize my dream by look at my hands, and spinning. I also shout ''increase vividness'', but since i was not really focusing, nothing happened. I almost fall out of the classroom and i realize i am going to wake up. As a last resort to figure out why i'm waking up, i grab my chest. My heart is beating really fast, this is why i woke up. It lasted around 30 seconds i would think.

DC's: My class, the teacher, erza scarlett (i cant remember seeing her).

I was on a plane in some kind of race against the clock situation that I can't remember... I managed to escape through some hatch into another escape plane as it was going down. Then the crash became a large passenger plane and I realized it wasn't that far off the ground, so jumped out into the air as it hit, and superman style slowed its momentum and straightened it out and brought it to a stop. It seemed no one was hurt. A coworker was on board and we talked and she sounded a little depressed, not about the crash, the dream had started to move on, but of something else. I offered a comforting hug and hugged her. Then we talked of going to grab a bite to eat to help cheer her up.

Next I was at my bosses house with some coworkers. There was this large curved half doughnut hallway he was showing us. When one door on this hallway was open to a small wing, if the phone rang you could not tell where it was coming from, some kind of illusion, the way the sound bounced around.

I remembered a dream I had last night..!

I was a boy, perhaps 16 years old, who was with his family and the rest of the street. The scene felt good to start off with. I remember smiling as I watched them all going outside to take part in sports together. (It felt like sports day to me! I really don't like sports day..) I wasn't too keen myself in the dream I had either, and tried to sneak around the house to get away from the events. I was smiling like a boy who wondered if he'd get caught, when I saw my dream mom tried to sneak away for the exact same reason..! We decided to join forces and make a run for it together, which seemed innocent enough..! Though I noticed my mom was hesitant about it at first. However, after pleading with her that sports wasn't my specialty, she finally agreed..!

Halfway down the street though people from our street who had joined in the event began filing out of the garden and chase after us..! I was really confused, I mean why did they care that we were trying to miss the day? Especially when there was already so many taking part, and we were just two people! Mom came out of the blue, which tore my gaze away from those chasing us, and told me that I can fly! She didn't give me time to take this in, just told me to do so to get away from those pursuing us! I focussed as hard as I could as we continued to run, so many thoughts in my mind, and all of a sudden found myself up in the air. I quickly grabbed my mom looking for somewhere we could talk, and get away from those chasing after us..!

We found an empty house, where mom began to tell me that my dad was from a different world. (Dad was still with us, though he went out to join in with the sports day and leave me to my 'mischief making'!) That's where I got the ability to fly from. I was confused about why they'd kept it a secret, and began to ask questions. I had so much on my mind, and just didn't have a clue what was going on..! Unfortunately we were interrupted though - It didn't take long for the people of the street to find where we were, and break into the house. Mom kept me behind her, but I didn't want to put her in danger from what appeared to be a mob right now. Instead I flew up in the air, and moved past them as fast as I could..!

It felt like they didn't like how different I was to the rest of them, and now that I was discovering just who I was they wanted to stop that. As I went past them they kept throwing things at me, but I didn't stop. I flew up the stairs quickly and when I got to a room, shut and blocked the door..!

This is all I can remember from my dream.

First time I post here~

So, I woke up around 5a.m, stay up for like 10minutes then tried a WILD.
Firstly I count until 30, but nothing special happened... So I let my mind wander a little and I continued to count.
Then, I felt like I was rolling down a hill feeling tingles in my whole body... But all the landscape was dark, like it was the night. I tried to make it lighter but nothing to do. So i tried to fly, but it was so weird and I lost lucidity.
My non-lucid dream was even more weird. I was about to take the plane with some classmates and one of them started to bother me. So I told him "If you don't stop this right now, I'll transform your head into a cow's head. Do you want to have a cow's head instead of your head ?" But he continued so I transformed his head into a cow's head. After that I told him "Your much more handsome with a cow's head"

That's all I remember...