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I was outside my parent's house on the lawn outside the hedge. Two of my friend's were with me. I had some sort of small device which could send people back and forward through time. My friends were begging me to press the button and send them forward through time. I did, and I could see them speed up into the future. It's hard to describe the visual aspects of this. I looked around me, and there were cats everywhere. For some reason this made me want to do a reality check. I couldn't think of a good one to do at the time, so I tried sticking my finger through my palm. It didn't go through, so I decided that I must not be dreaming. Stupid reality test.

I was at some large outdoor event with tons of people. There was loud music playing, and I really liked it. My parents were there, and my dad said something that offended me, but I can't remember what.

From another night which I forgot to enter:
I was walking along some outcropping of rock that went way out into the ocean. The water was bright turquoise-blue, and there were all kinds of giant sea creatures swimming about. All different kinds of whales, dolphins, manta rays, etc. I even saw a narwhale or two. It was so beautiful and calming.

I had a dream I was watching a program about Hitler still being alive in a small house in England. The dream took place in 1997, which I somehow knew, and I saw Hitler's basement as a poorly looked after wine cell with evil Nazi technology inside it. The program went along going on about Hitler being evil and then cut to what I guess was an advert selling some dog called cookie or something, which became famous on the internet.

Skip a bit, there was a policeman riding along on his bike, and then several people said 'fucking cops' and rode past on their bikes and shot him off. Another policeman screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Then, yet another policeman came along the pavement and cracked a joke along the lines of "Gor, £830 a week for that!". This part of the dream took place in something remniscent of an area in downtown Bournemouth, where there's a KFC and some bushes. It was all 1997-ized and looked more 'Londonish' though.

This dream was at roughly 7:20am, because I was fading in and out of sleep.

My Notes
Non-lucid
Lucid
Awake

I remember dreaming I was having a lucid dream. I was having fun driving around in circles in a car. I kept fiddling with the gear lever, which only went up and down, wondering why it didn't work.

Oh. and I'm also going to be trying out the "Instant-WILD technique by Michael Raduga. Check out this thread.

Failure to Launch
Recall: 9/10
Sleep: Nap
Sleep Position: Unknown

My brother, mother and I are riding bikes to my brother's house. We arrive, and my brother asks wants to ask to do something because his wife doesn't like my mother. I say "How about instead I do whatever the hell I want because this is a dream!". I think for a moment about what tipped me off that I was dreaming, but can't think of anything in particular. Just spontaneous lucidity I guess.

I try to fly, but it doesn't work. I try levitation to get things started, but that doesn't work. I try jumping really high over and over, but keep falling back to the ground. As I'm picking myself up from the ground, I see a mother and her young daughter getting out of a car. They were walking my way until they saw me jumping around like a fool. They mother say "Let's get out of here!", concerned I'm some kind of lunatic, which I am!

I go up to the little girl and say to her "How would you like to fly with me?" I take both her hands and try for the both of us to fly, but still no go. I try jumping, and it doesn't work again. I then grab the little girl and try throwing her up into the air a few times, but that doesn't work either.

The little girl finally says to me "Your bottom half is too dense." SHe then tells me there is a man inside the temple they were going to who can help, who can open my third eye. She has me intrigued, so I follow her inside.

Inside is a cavernous game dungeon, and I see a few other players running around. I go deeper into the maze of caverns and see players belonging to a griefer guild run out of a tunnel. I check to make sure this isn't a PvP area, and it's not, but then turns into one, and they attack me. Being badly outnumbered, I run for it.

those asshole greifers are lucky I wasn't still lucid, or I would have fucked them up with wounds that never heal.

steve was driving me somewhere and we were talking and i tried to take pictures of some light up birds on my phone. they were flying high in the sky and they looked really cool. at first i thought they were fireflies. but steve told me they were birds. i wanted to take pictures of them with my phone. i started to try and then i noticed i could zoom in really close to them, and then turn the camera 360 degrees from that point. it was amazing. it was like i was flying with them. swooping over mountainous terrain and just gliding along. it was a really great dream. i'm not sure where steve was driving to or if i returned to the "car imagery" once i was flying with the birds.

It started at my old high school I was sitting at a table with some buddies and I wrote something on a piece of paper, one of my friends then hijacked my paper and wrote his homework on it. He kept drawing 7s on his homework and he would draw them with lines through them. I walked out of the school thru the lines of buses to the parking lot and when I got there I remember that I had parked in the other lot. As I was walking there I walked through a baseball field and was throwing all the foul balls back into the field. As I was throwing them some kid said "Hes throwing baseballs!". When I got to the other lot there was some kid playing with a soccer ball, I got to my truck and was about to leave then the ball got stuck under the truck. I got the ball out by putting on the emergency brake and doing backwords donuts which was really wierd.
I then went to drive out of school, the truck was really hard to steer. I turned left out of the parking lot then all the sudden the road shifted as if I turned right (This was the first thing that kinda made me think something was wrong). For some reason I decided to let go of the wheel and then the car started to drive itself, I said to myself this cant be right I must be dreaming, so I did a hand RC check and had like 6 fingers then all the sudden I got sucked into lucidness. I was just driving around and pulled into some parking lot of with a bunch of really long semi trucks. Some lady was getting off work and talking on her phone and got into and I heard her said "Pick me tame" which makes no sense.

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2/17/2011
There is some kind of indoor fair and people are setting up tables. I have no idea how I got here or where here is but IO figure to go along with stuff and set up a table too. When I go to help set up another table I feel chilly and realize I am wearing a thong bathing suit!

I look down at it and try to act like I am not looking. Then I am like "well I am going to act like I want to so I don't seem like a fool. And maybe the ladies will like it."
I walk around and there are other rooms just like this one with fold out tables with nothing on them. Then I am outside in a fake looking park, it looks like a computer generated picture of a park. There is a tree which I think is nice and then a female lion jumps out of it but she is nice but I still jump up on a table just in case. I walk around some more.
I wake up
but do not move and I am fast asleep back inside the table place. I think about this place and what is here since this place is pretty boring. Then the female lion is back and I jump up on the table. She is aggressive to me and I think “what could defeat this lion? A bear.” Then my hands are huge bear paws and I knock her half lunge away with a swat. They look too strange to me having bear paws attached to human arms. Then I am becoming a whole bear, like a huge black grizzly. The lion lunges again and I hit her, and though it only feels like a slight slap, it sends the lion flying to the ground hard, she looks up hissing at me, beaten.

GOALS:-Freddie TOTY
-Basic TOTM
So, I find myself in a toy store(weird, considering how old I am). I begin to browse the extensive collection(odd again). Then, I cone across some toy scouters.

I see one in a box by itself. It doesn't actually do anything. It's just for show. Then, I see a double pack. It has one Scouter that doesn't work, but the other one does. The double pack is $130.00 and the single one is $19.00. So, I chose the single one. I buy it, and I take it out. it's a dark-blue Scouter. I try to put it on. I place it on my right ear. Then, I realize that's not the correct ear. So, I take it off and put it on my left ear. It fits perfectly. Now I'm seeing through one eye in blue. Then, I suddenly become lucid without dream signs!

So now, Lucidity was my bitch. Time to do the TOTY and then the TOTM. I wait in silence believing he will show. Then...he is calling my name ominously. Then, he shows up out of the blue right in front of me. Holy shit. I tell him I'm going to fight him to the death. I have a few tricks up my sleeve so I can beat him...easily. I say let's shake hands and let the better man win. I hold out the correct hand so I can shake his glove hand. We shake hands. Then, I rip the glove off of his hand. I put it on. then, I back off. Then, Freddie charges at me. And then, before he can kill me...
"Look! It's Jason!" I shout. Freddie turns around like a fuck-tard. Finally, I stab him through the back with his glove. Suck it bitch! I pull the glove out. I through it off as the blood drips off of the blades. Freddie falls over dead. TOTY number three for me!!!!! Then, I decide to go do the basic TOTM. As I look for a DC to kiss...I have a false awakening! Then, I awake for real! Shit!!!!!

I am minding my own business, going about my day to day activities, when a strange man in a trench coat approaches me. He taps me on the shoulder, and says to me:

"Hey... You know you're going to wake up, right?"

"What?" I say.

"Your alarm is about to go off."

And immediately my alarm sounded, waking me from the dream.

WTF

I was in my house but some people were throwing propane tanks into the middle of the living room. They threatened to blow them up. I got scared and ran outside. It was nigh time and I was outside my chilliwack house from back in the day.

Down the street there was a church parking lot so I went in there. I went into some shack... goes hazy around here, I remember finding a little girl. Then later flying up some vertical hallway, there was lots of shelves of tools. I went up to a landing and entered a room. There was a man there and I didn't want to be seen so I flew back down the vertical hallway and left the place.

Strange Party

Can't remember if this was my house or what. But vague dream of a house party. The vivid part started when I woke up 4 hours later on the couch. Asuka was saying for everyone to leave... of course I thought it meant me. People were piling out and Asuka and some kids had a band set up and were dressed like mexicans. They started playing some party end music.

I remember leaving and entered a hallway. I found a strange vending machine, I pushed a strange button and a dollar coin came out. I hit the machine and pulled the coin out of the slot. It was replaced by another coin so I took it, then another and another until I had a handfull of dollar coins. I pocketed them.

I headed out into another hallway and someone bumped into me, and somehow my pockets were emptied on the floor. My birth certificate was in pieces on the floor and I was picking papers up. My grandpa was trying to help me pick the pieces up, and some other people too. for some reason I didn't want them to see what the papers were so I kept telling them to stop picking hem up and I would do it myself.

Hide and Seek.

Me and nomad were in some building, and the game was to hunt the other person down. The place was a loop with a bottom floor, and top floor with a staircase on either side. Nomad gave me a head start and he started hunting me. I had a gun and ran on the top floor, down a hallway and went downstairs. I could hear him behind me and I was scared for some reason so I found a door on the bottom floor. In the door was darkness so I hid there. There was another door leading to a bright place.

I am in a playground with a friend of mine (we'll call her "A") and a Ghostbusters-era Sigourney Weaver. We are all playing like little kids, and eventually start fighting over who gets to go down the slide first. We have a paper-rock-scissors battle to decide. Sigourney gets to go first, then me, and "A" is last. Sigourney goes down the slide but when it is my turn, there is an asian woman I don't know and her baby trying to climb up the slide and I have to wait until they get off to go down. I start to get impatient. While I am waiting, Sigourney Weaver runs to a nearby corner store and buys a tub of Cool Whip. She says "A" can have some but I can't. She opens it and for some reason it is yellow. She says it is butter-flavored. I go down to the store and get my own, but mine is just plain and smaller, and I tell them they can't have any. "A" tells us to stop fighting. Then I realize I can't eat any anyway because I am on a diet. My kids show up and want to play, but I tell them there are mean people here and we need to go somewhere else. The dream ends and another that I cannot remember begins.

Thief

I was at a work community that was much like Yellowstone was. There was rumors of a guy walking around that was stealing stuff. He was on the news and had clear pictures of him. He had brown hair and glasses and kind of looked a little nerdy. When I saw him on the news I was really surprised that I had seen him before. Later, me and Rex were in my car when I saw him. He was carrying a huge bundle of clothing. I thought I saw my brown jacket in there and some stuff that belonged to my friends.

I got out of the car and approached him, grabbing the stuff out of his hands. At first, he didn't show much resistance. He just watched me trying to pick up all the stuff. It was way too much. He grabbed whatever stuff I dropped.

I then called Rex's name. I was pretty far from my car and was surprised when he started running over. He looked really excited to help and was wearing a brown sweater. He helped me pick up all the stuff and we somehow called the cops. A policeman showed up and everybody was happy to have caught the thief. I started to make scrambled eggs, right there outside, for the cop. When I was done I handed it to him, but then realized that I had done all of the work. I took them back from the cop and decided that I'd eat them myself.

Dream date: 2.13.2011

I was at a movie screening with my dad who has passed. I realized that since he was alive, I must be dreaming and ran over to him to capitalize on the opportunity to talk to him. He immediately became lifeless. He was awake, but no mind. The realization that he was actually dead took away his life in my dream.

Realizing I was in a dream, I decided to find a girl. I then started flying to a new place. These are my two favorite things to do in my dream, and I used flying to find a girl.

The flying was great. I focused on the landscape. I flew over large clearings and avoided the dense trees. Sometimes I would have to navigate dense brush. Sometimes I can barely stay afloat, but I was very successful in regaining strength in flight.

I ended up finding a girl and having a very good time for what seemed a fair amount of time. I ruined it when I tried to get another girl to join. We touched fingertips, but I couldn't pull her in. That was the end of that.

I started waking up. Oh no!

I tried to get back into it. I think you call it WILD. Well, it worked, and I started flying again. It rates a close second to sex. I flew searching for a building with a door to go through. Instead, I ended up in Mario Brothers land and quickly left! I started looking for a building with a door again. I was in Disney land or something and there were all these food kiosks. I finally found the door, landed, and went through.

I found an unattractive girl, and went on. I then found a very pretty girl and I made something else very nice happen. I love when I can do that.

Any way, eventually that ended and I started trying to get it back in my dream. In search of, I started flying. I got confused in my efforts, so I ended up flying all over trying to find a girl. Instead, someone else found me and took offense at me. He pulled out a gun. Maybe that was triggered by the fact that I've been looking for a gun lately.

Anyway, in my dream I said, "Oh, I don't want any part of that!" but then I said, "No, I can handle this" or something like that. Right then, I thought about the task of the month, but it was for a past month. It was to be struck by lightning and to become a giant and to crush a city.

I started thinking a mix of the lightning task but turned that into letting the guy shoot me through the palms. I knew that was wrong, so I forgot about it. I was into my dream anyway, but it was really cool to remember that I had a task to complete. What a freaking trip.

The guy with the gun ended up shooting the gun unloading about 5 rounds and I started dodging them like Neo in The Matrix. The bullets were coming at me in slow motion because I believed they would.

I started to fly away and a guy who was about 8 or 9 feet tall could almost grab me. I flew up, but not much. I was really heavy and worried. That is about where my dream ended.

It was really awesome to be in such control. I have noticed that my dad is a trigger for me to realize I am in a dream.

17.02.2011

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a bar and heard someone talking about how bad computers were and said that he hated technology. When I exited the bar I said that technology was important or something.

I was in my university and the electromagnetism teacher begun to give us the test results, but unlike in a previous dream fragment this time he seemed happier when he finally got to me (up until that point only J had passed). He told me that I had some things out of order, especially an exercise that was about remembering a song, but that I had answered mostly everything right.

He played the song (I think it might have been a real one) and he skipped forward to a part that went "la la la". He was rewinding it but I still heard it with quite a bit of quality, only faster. He skipped this part because he thought that it didn't contain any important message. The song was also kind of visual because some words had colour. We then argued about the colour yellow being bad for memory consolidation (¿?)

After that he showed us a video about something (don't remember) and when we discussed the video he said that the use of yellow represented "memory ______". I pointed out that it then turned green and he laughed and told us that if the makers of the video hadn't studied _______ they probably wouldn't have studied _______. Then we joked that the video might be useful for telling our parents what electromagnetism is about.

My friend zero's house had blown down and I was going to check it out so I was walking over there when I met up with S I got distracted and went to R's house and we found his dad in the garage and he showed us a project he was working on. K and R showed up in the garage and we hung out and talked for a little bit eventually I had to go so I went outside and a bus was there. I got on the bus and D was there and ask why I took so long. We got off and i sad on a little scooter and D tied a rope to it and pulled me home.