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Thinkin bout goin to Russia in holidays during the day so it passed onto my dream.
I was in a skateboard hole ting skateboarders use but we (me and my cuz "DS") were watching this new guy we meet BMX. We were in Ulyanvosk by a bunch of flats but this was a nice open area. It was cloudy.
Cbarsed to properly LD as i kept getting headaches

April 6, 2011
Slept from 11:15 - 7:10

I dreamt that I was in this big room, as big as high school gym but darkly lit. It had 2 balconies and there were people walking on them. Everyone was dressed formally because this was our Prom. The giant room was filled with tables and chairs like a restaurant, and there were booths lined up against the walls. I met up with my girlfriend while I was walking around, and then I met up with my best friend who is a girl (We'll call her "L" for now). Anyways, L kissed me on the cheek to say hi, and then she kissed my girlfriend on the lips. This was not weird to me at all because logic was messed up in this dream. Then we sat down and ate dinner.

NOTE: I'm still working on DEILDing, so really font expect any LDs soon. However, I'd call myself a retard for trying a new method while on a dryspell...

I find myself outside. The terrain seems like a normal desert. However, there is an epic battle going on here. An epic Star Wars battle. It appears to be the Empire versus the Rebels. From the battle, large amounts of dust, wind, and lots of noise. Near me, was a crashed space cruiser. As the battle goes on, pull out my iPod. I start to listen to "Haushinka" by Green Day. I see my Epiphone Les Paul sitting by the cruiser. I pick it up and play along. About halfway through the song, I see a drum kit sitting nearby. I put down my guitar. Then I walk over to the drums. I sit down and play along. These are some nice drums. They have a good Punk Rock sound to them. They're also silver with sparkles. After playing for awhile, I decide to leave. Suddenly, I end up in a city. I'm on a brick road in an alleyway. It's night time. I am wandering past apartments. Then, I stop at a back door. I realize I'm Darth Vader!!!!! WTF?! Well that's very interesting. Very...interesting. I enter the apartment. Inside, there's tons of Stormtroopers. Holy shit there's a lot of them!!!!! I react quickly, and pull out my lightsabre. I hit the button on it. At that time, a red laser blade shoots out. It glows with an ominous buzz. The Stormtroopers open fire on me. With my quick wits, cunning strategy, and common sense, I reflect the blaster bolts. Hey retards, a frickin' blaster rifle can't be a lightsabre. Herp-a-derp! I run in an start the massacre. In mere seconds, I manage to slash away over 30 Stormtroopers. Pathetic simpletons. I continue the slaughter. Now, they are resulting to grenades. Pfft, those shitty things are supposed to hurt me? I keep evading the grenades and slicing. Now there is one clan of about 30 troops. They are all throwing grenades. I zip forward at them all. I start slashing away again. Then, I see a grenade land next to me. Oh...shi-I awake.

Not What We Were Looking For
I am with MoSh in his inner world, and I am lucid. I think for a bit and soon I am able to remember what MoSh was wanting to do with this dream, he wanted to talk to Erik's guide and find out what's going on with his guides. I ask him if he knows where Erik's guide is, he says he should be able to find him. So we look around a bit until we finally decide I should open a portal and track him down. We go through the portal to another place. It's in the middle of a desert, I look around for some sign of someone else being there. I see no one at first. All I see is a dust devil approaching us, it looks like a quite large one. I am watching the dust devil as it comes right up next to MoSh and me. I am ready to cover my eyes and face if it passes over us, but it stops there and spins in place for a bit before it disperses to reveal there is a man in the middle of it. I recognize the man as don Juan from the Castenada books I have read. He is smoking something, and I have the feeling it isn't a cigarette. MoSh says that's not Erik's guide. I tell MoSh I'd noticed that, I can try the portal again. Don Juan seems to want to talk to MoSh, however, and he is ignoring me for the time being. Don Juan tells MoSh that when one is lost, it does no good to follow the sun… for it will have you forever going around in circles. MoSh says he isn't lost. He says when the blind tries to talk to a wall they will get no response. Um… duh… walls don't tend to talk. MoSh just looks at him. He said MoSh has been expecting the blind to describe what they can see, and getting nonsense for a response. Ask a fool what to do, a foolish response is what you will get. I am feeling really silly for some reason. I am giving don Juan bunny ears from behind… doing it by drawing the ears in the air using energy. Don Juan looks over at me and says it seems everyone has a bit of foolishness in them.

Brother Lost
I am in my own house with my mother and my brother, everyone is getting ready to eat a meal. For breakfast, my mother has fixed pancakes and sausage, but I am mainly focused on my brother. I had thought he was dead, it must have been a dream, but I had been so certain I had lost him. I go over and hug him like I haven't seen him for such a long time. He seems surprised by this showing of affection, but he hugs me back. It occurs to me that maybe losing him was real and this is the dream… I don't want to believe that. I step away from my brother, I think I might cry. I am afraid to do a reality check this time, most likely I realize somewhere inside that I am dreaming right now. I finally convince myself to do a reality check, and I find that I am dreaming. Normally this is an exciting revelation, but right now it is one of the most depressing things ever… and my depression wakes me up.

Mouse War Games
I am in a solar power plant, I am walking underneath the giant solar panels. I am really happy to see there is a solar power plant in operation, it is producing power for a large portion of a city nearby. I find a door to one of the administrative offices, and even though I know I shouldn't be going in there, I go in anyway. I want to see what is going on in there. Inside the room, I am a bit surprised not to see anyone around. There are administrative supplies and furniture around, desks, computers, office equipment. I go over to one of the computers and look at it. It is all set up for work and has MS Word open on the screen with half a document on it. It looks like everyone was in the middle of a work day when they just got up and walked off the job or maybe were beamed out by aliens. I look around the room, my mind has now moved on to the idea of jacking something cool from the room, what I am really hoping to find is a solar power cell of some kind, maybe a solar charging battery… Instead, when I open one of the closets, I find a flight of stairs. I follow the stairs down a short ways. I hear something in a crack near the stairs, I look and I see mice in there with tiny guns. Paint guns, they are playing games. One of them shoots, and a bunch of others get mad. One of them says that using a spark ignition is forbidden, not because it's unfair, but because it might ignite the gas fumes and kill them all. The one mouse apologizes and switches weapons.

Dirty Little Secret
I am in an underground chamber underneath a solar power plant, I am looking around the areas down there because I am curious what they have that makes the solar plant work. There are lots of small rooms around, most of them have no people in them, I wonder where everyone is. It seems the plant is completely abandoned. I hear machinery up ahead and I follow that sound, I open a door and find I am looking into a room with massive turbines in it, this is where the power is actually generated. I look around at the turbines as they chug along and produce energy. There are now a few people around, but they aren't paying any attention to me. I figure they are thinking I work there, and will keep thinking that as long as I act as if I belong there. I keep looking around until I find a room that turns my ideas about the plant completely around… there is a room that is filled with a huge coal burning electrical generator. It makes me wonder if there is really any solar power being produced at all. I look at a couple of computers that indicate where the power is coming from. Most of the energy is coming from the fossil fuels, only a tiny amount is actually coming from the solar panels. What a crock of shit! I download copies of the data from the computer, I am certain that this is a scam going on. Everyone thinks they are using clean solar energy but instead the power is coming from fossil fuels. One of the employees comes into the room and asks me what I am doing there. I tell him I am leaving. He says I can't take that data with me, I get past him and run all the way back to the surface. I am surprised I don't get tired as I expected to. I consider doing a RC, but I am much more focused on getting away from the person who is after me. When I get to the surface I weave between the solar panels to stay out of direct sight of the man behind me. I think that more than one of them is after me now. They might have guns. I get out of the solar plant and head to a news station, the quickest way to be safe is to make this information public.

Dimensional Portal: Epic Fail
I am walking through a city, I am not sure where I am going. I think about that for a couple minutes, then I remember what I was doing in the previous dream… right… I'm dreaming. I am lucid, and taking some important data to a news station to make sure a fraudulent solar power plant is exposed. I find the news station and hand over a copy of the data, then I head to the authorities and give them a copy of the data… I go to the library and upload a copy of the data to the internet… I want to make sure this is widely known. Ok, that is taken care of, now I can go out and do something interesting, just need a portal. I am flying into the sky and I focus on opening a portal, nothing happens. I try again, nothing happens. Damn… I wonder why it failed. I look around to see what is going on, maybe I can do something right around there I see a farm, and I fly over there and land. I see someone messing around a large piece of farming equipment, a harvester of some kind. That man is sabotaging it! I wonder why. A farmer comes out and gets onto the plow shortly after the saboteur leaves. I consider going after the saboteur, but instead I stay. The plow runs smoothly for a bit and then locks up. The man is thrown out, and the entire plow is tipping over on top of him. I am lucid, so I step right in and catch the plow with little effort. This shocks the farmer, but he is grateful that I saved his life. I describe the saboteur and it turns out the farmer knows the asshole.

Look At Your Hands
I am just outside some buildings, it is a downtown area and the buildings are part of a shopping plaza. There are lots of people going through the buildings with their things, shopping and having a good time. For some reason it doesn't feel like I belong here, a bit of lucidity is still lingering from the previous dream. I look at my hands for a RC. They look totally normal. I look a bit longer, and they are still totally normal. I curse silently to myself as I remember that the hand RC never works for me. I pinch my nose and I can still breathe. Yup, still dreaming. I feel it is almost time to wake up, but I'd rather not awaken yet. I focus on the dream itself, not thinking about the waking world, and it stabilizes. I fly up over the shopping plaza, getting some strange looks as I do that. I wonder what I want to do with the dream. I look down into an alley behind the shopping plaza. Four muggers are holding a man and a woman at gunpoint. One of the muggers is talking about how the woman is a fine piece of ass and he's going to ride her all the way. I land between the couple and the muggers. They are briefly surprised by my landing, but then they threaten me. I tell them to leave before I take their weapons and shove them up their asses and then fire. One of them laughs. Another one shoots me. I feel a slight pressure, nothing more. I look down and see a hole in my shirt. I say that was really annoying, this is my favorite shirt. They are stunned again. I form my arm into an Alex Mercer style blade and run it through the guy who shot me. One of the others runs for his life. The other two shoot me some more, I don't even notice if I get hit. I cut them in half in one slice from my blade. The man and woman I saved seem as scared of me as they were of the muggers. This doesn't bother me, I find it amusing. I look at them cowering away from me and I tell them that isn't a very nice way to say thank you for saving them… The woman stammers a thank you, the man is still speechless.

I was extra sleepy today so I went to bed at at around 8AM and woke at 4:14- one minute before the kids get home
BUT, my son used my computer for a few hours, I received a cellphone call about my 15 yo daughter and had to write something down and apparently, the perimeter alarm was going off in my ear the entire time I was sleeping because I forgot to turn it off (workmen are here today, working on hubby's garage). Then my kids walked in, told me about a fire in their school as they were leaving for the day, and now what I had remembered is pathetic little.

I recall sharks. They were very oddly shaped with extreme "hump backs". I was in the water with them and they went into a feeding frenzy- only they were eating each other.

That's it. And I had that dream because of something I posted on DV mixed with continuous commercials for "River Monsters"

yea yea yea I know I hardly ever post my dreams anymore..

SOMEBODY HEL- oh.

I was in school(like most of my dreams) in some class with my friend Aub and some other student. We were the only ones in the classroom for some reason, and out of no where there was some screaming and some people shouting "OH MY GOD!" I was too scared to go outside the classroom and see what was going on, so I just sat there and watched as Aub looked out the door and was like "SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING! OH MY GOD!" but it seemed as if no one did anything. So I asked Aub what was going on out there, and she said something about boys on fire. So I finally went outside the classroom and saw something really disturbing. Two naked teenage guys going at it who were apparently having hot burning love or something.. surrounded by pizza slices on the floor. No wonder no one went to the rescue. I saw one of the teachers, Mrs. Sack., say "knock it off guys, seriously!!!!!!!" in a really angry voice, but the boys just kept going at it. Then I woke up. Ew. I thought something exciting was going to happen, but no, it was just two guys going at it.. at school... nothing out of the ordinary. ha

Dream
Lucid

So while laying in my bed last night i kept repeating in my head " im dreaming". Then i thought wait i read something about someone say what if you could tell a dream character to tell you when your dreaming. So repeated in my head "A dream character will tell me im dreaming". Eventually i went back to repeating that i was dreaming, so i feel asleep and all i can remember from the dream was talking to my grandma then suddenly having a false awakening. I woke up in my bed and because i always plug my nose when i wake up in the middle of the night just in case its a false awakening i did it then to. But i didnt hold it for longer then a second and i felt some air come through, half my mind wanted to go "back to sleep" and the other half wanted to go do something because i was semi-lucid. Randomly the whole background changed and im talking to this girl and she said something and i replied saying
Me: In your dreams!
And out of random some random dc appeared and says
DC: What did you just say?
Me: In your dreams?
DC: Ok and what are you doing now?
Me: Talking
DC: No your doing what you just said!
Me: Ummmmmm..........OH I'm Dreaming!
Then the whole background went back to the false awakening where im in my bed and its dark outside. So i go outside and im standing there thinking whats something i can do? then i remember how everyone says flying is hard so i decide to try flying. So i go to this field in my complex and think ok everyone always trys jumping so thats what i did and i went like 5 feet in the air and i was like "THAT IS AWESOME!". So i jumped again like 50 feet in the air and did like 10 frontflips but sadly landed on my back. I get up and say "ok time to actually try flying" so i think about superman and how when he's just floating in place his cape is swaying so i was like maybe he thinks of being extremely light? But i was like naw and then the thought came to me maybe its that in a way hey's controlling the air or gravity around him? So i was like yea lets go with that, so look up to the night sky looked at my hands bent my knees and jumped with my hands infront of me like superman and i flew like 100 feet of the ground and then i was in mid-air motionless. I was so happy so then i started flying around like superman but i was like "i dont like this i look like noob" so i put my hands down and flew with my hands at my side. I flew around everywhere doing spins and everything and as im flying past my house to go other places i see my grandma and im like "Hmmm why is she here when shes in Puerto Rico" So i flew down and stopped in front of her.
Grandma: Look your flying!
Me: I know its really cool
Grandma: I bet
Me: yea!
But then after that i woke up but i wasnt mad because i was happy that i learned how to fly!

Vivideness-9

Hey!
My dream:
I was at my friends house Denniz. We were going to book tickets to Magaluf. I found out a better prize than there ticket. Denniz had also bought new strong speakers where the sound came out from a fan, After finding the good price 1800, came Jim from nowhere.

Key: Non Lucid Lucid

Army Dream
I was in the army. I was on some mission in Sweden. I was a sergeant and me and some other guy, I think his name was Sergeant Adam or something like that, were in front of a building crouched down and then it blew up. Earlier I was talking to Sgt. Adam on a walkie-talkie, that's how I know his name. Then I was at my Gramma's house in the basement with my cousin. When I walked down there, there were 2 sodas so I grabbed one. One of them was Diet 7UP and some other one which I grabbed. Then I was telling him about my job in the army and how much I got paid. I had to go up the stairs to see what my pay was, the first time I checked and told him, it was 400,000 dollars. Then I went up again and it said my share was 2.5 milion.

Mom Dream
My mom was younger and she was at some window. She saw a guy and he said something about her being a newbie. Then he touched her hand and she giggled like she had a crush on him. Later she was really mad about something, I can't remember what but she threw something like a small tuna on the ground.

Wheelchair Dream
This guy was helping someone get across the street. They were in a wheelchair. So he waited for just the right time and he pushed the person into the road and a silver Volkswagen just missed the guy.

Woot! Woot!

So... the dream... right.
I was in a grocery store, being chased by a man. After a while, I realized I was dreaming. I didn't even do a RC. The first thing I did, naturally, was try to fly. I jumped into the air, my head hit the ceiling, and I floated slowly back down. I decided it wasn't a good environment for flying, so I attempted to spin around and teleport that way. I visualized a beach and spun. When I opened my dream eyes, I was still in the grocery store, but the image swum before my eyes and I stumbled around and woke up.
Feeling cheated, I attempted to get back into the dream. It worked! I was in a cabin-like place overlooking a cliff. I walked out of the cabin and suddenly, the dream became very vivid! I decided not to fly on the cliff, so I walked into the cabin again and spun. I opened my eyes and looked out the window, and saw a lake-marsh-beach thing. Close enough, I decided, and walked out of the cabin and jumped once... twice... three times... until I was pretty high up. I then flailed my arms and managed to stay in the air for a couple seconds before floating back down. I decided to jump off a swing to fly. I closed my eyes, visualizing a swing set, and opened them. There was a swing set! I started to swing, noticing an old man DC on the other swing, and noticed I wasn't swinging very high. Then, everything went black. I felt my dream eyes open, closed them, and woke up. I attempted another DEILD, but was too awake at that point. Dang.

Long ass dream. There a girl everyone falls in love with. She has big boobs with blond hair and is very quiet. It starts at my restaurant. I'm with Kara and I see an old friend and his dad. He is with a woman and she's beautiful. My friend says hes trying to be with her. And that its really yard. I start to like her and try to steal her. My friend thinks shes out of my league, but I don't think so. My friends mom likes me and we get pictures taken. Another friend starts to like her and tries to get his dads Simone company to fund him so he can get her. To no avail. She's in love with my friends dad. Eventually she gets captured in Voldemort's third eye and the three of us need to open his eye and go in and get her. She start to open the portal and I think that I need to pause the dream so I can write it down. I wake up to write it down.

A new version of world of Warcraft and runescape came out. I decide to try it out. It was super buggy and there was an option to send a bug report. Kara was playing too and wanted credit for submitting a bug. My character had horns and was see through. I kept sending reports and was eventually teleported to a room with the creator. He was fixing the bugs right in front of me. Debora from Dexter was dating him and we were hanging out with him. It was a big deal. The creator was playing chess with her but kept looking at the screen of the game. He eventually broke up with her because all he wanted to do was play. I ran and got a baby from my mom next door to bring to the apartment. I went over to dustins and him and another girl were talking about how stupid world of warcraft was and I agreed. Then i said im getting on to play they laughed at me. Later we went to a bar and he said all I did was play and jack off. My shorts had some stain on them. A lot of ghetto people started coming into the bar and daniel from isreal looked he might come. They were his kind of people. We sat hanging around. More and more people kept coming.

Dreamt that there was a weird guy killing us. It was long but I just remember the end. One guy dies and makes a vortex in the trunk. Two of them fall in and come back as ghosts. We go back inside to try and find the mystery.

We had people going to burning man. Everyone was joking around and having a good time. People took too long and we were supposed to meet Dustin there. We decided not to go because it was late. We found out my mom wasn't going so we ended up going. Kara and I started packing. One of my rooms was completely empty except for a laptop. Previously terry from reno 911 trashed the room. I know it was him because I saw his roller skates. We started packing stuff in our car. It was dark out. Some punk had a flashlight pointing in my car. I made fun of him and told him to go break into another car. I pointed my green laser at him. We were packing and I told him to go to a mansion and rob their cars but he said there was too much security. Another one of his friends came and my mom td them leave. My mom bought some crappy laser pens for defense but they just barley glew.

Was my birthday and everyone was over. For some reason I had a boyfriend. Lindsey was over with her boyfriend and we were hanging out. Lindsey and I went upstairs and had sex. Someone was coming upstairs and was trying to get in. I was trying to get dressed and they were getting suspicious. I told Lindsey to tell them someone pissed you off and I was trying to calm her down. My boyfriend was pissed and I got pissed at him for thinking I did anything. We were at the dinner table and he showed everyone a video of a psychic guy to prove a point. He wore giant glasses. I said anyone who is psychic wont be wading those glasses. Lindsey s boyfriend looked upset and I wouldn't even talk to mine. Lindsey wanted to stay and talk but u didn't want to so I told her to make up with him and keep our story strong. she looked worried.


Was playing some weird Kirby game. I was advancing through levels and getting farther. Cheated on one level with a rocket launched. When I gained a level I had no idea which new skills to chose. I was a tank.

Awake, Non-lucid, Semi-lucid, [Commentary made while awake]

I'm at the park in the neighborhood where Houses #1 and #2 are. I'm in a building in the park that houses a snack bar. There are various types of junk food available for sale, and there's a young man staffing the snack bar. I talk to him, saying something like, “It's nice to see this snack bar open! I've lived here since I was one and a half, and this is the first time I've ever seen this place staffed.”

I go into a back room of the same building. There are a whole bunch of little kids there, and I'm supposed to give them a speech, explaining about some kind of event that's going on. I climb up on top of the bed, stand on it, and speak very haltingly. I'm sleepy, so I go to sleep in one of the beds that's in that back room.

I'm in an underground garage, where racing cars are getting ready for a race. Each one starts out from a different parking space in the garage and drives up one of several ramps to get out onto the outdoor, ground-level race track. I stand close to one of the pillars, afraid that one of the cars will run me over if I get in the way. There are some other people standing around in the garage, and I try to ask them how to get out. I try to shout to make myself heard over the noise of the car engines, but they drown out my voice.

After all the cars are gone, the people answer my question. They give me directions up and out of the underground garage and into a garden. They tell me to climb on top of this boxy wooden frame thing and balance there, while holding a potted plant with bright red flowers on top of a long stem. I do so. The people and I start singing a little song, the last line of which is, “I'll spontaneously combust!” I know that this is what will happen when I reach the end of the song, but I'm not afraid, because I know that that's how I'm going to get out of this place and back to the real world.

Indeed, right before I reach the last syllable of the last word, I suddenly can't see anything, and I feel a sensation come over my entire body. It doesn't feel like being burned with fire, though; it's the pins-and-needles feeling of random feedback from nerve endings. I find that I've woken up.

Last night started with me and David walking down a street, We seen a car with two guys driving slow staring at us. As they pass by I think to myself thats very sketchy.
As we got up the road the car is infront of us and is going really slow now, the men are still staring at us. They park behind us and yell "Hey!" as we turn around they're pointing handguns at us and telling us to empty our pockets. Quickly I think this is odd and everything becomes extremely vivid. I hold my hand out and used my telekinetic power and flipped the first guy upside down and smashed his head into is car window. The second guy raises his gun, but I jolt a motion towards the gun and it flys away. The man is scared now as he's floating up, I threw him all the way down the street. I head David say lets get out of here. We turn around and start running away, in the distance we hear sirens. As we pass an ally theres a man following us but I pushed him away, David seems scared of me at this point. We finally got to a safe place and the dream ended.

As my second dream started in at a Doctor with two people I reconize from school. The lady doctor comes out and tells me I need a needle through my nipple I think wtf. As she enters the needle I don't feel any pain, she injects me with something then pulls it out. She tells me to keep it moist every so often. As Im putting my shirt back on some kid is showing me his Led pencil but he's jamming it into me and its annoying me so I break it in half then give it back. He tells me I owe him a new one, i just say what ever. Im back at my house and David's there too he tells me we're going to get a ride back to school from his friend. As I step outside I notice its raining and David hops into a red truck. I try and shut my front door but the mats underneath are making it impossible I couldn't lock the door for some reason.

All of a sudden im sitting in class and it seems to be the last day. Im sitting next to the kid that had broke the pencil. The teacher tells us to hand in the final paper we wrote. She collects them as she walks by. The kid next to me is really starting to bug me now, he just keeps talking and poking me. As I try and get away my chair falls and im laying on the floor. He then continues to jab my ribs with his pencil. I attempt to swing my arm to punch him but its useless im swinging in slow motion. Finally I stand up and I uppercut his chin once and tell him you are annoying as hell. As I look at the teacher but she's starting at her desk. Shortly the dream ends

Gross

I just remember going through someone's house where they threw up all over the place. and it stank. Me and someone else was trying to run out of the place before we threw up ourselves.

Sam 1

I had a vague dream where Sam was massaging my feet. I think she was trying reflexology or something.

Sam 2

I was looking at a video of Sam, She was on a horse and cart and was blindfolded. I heard Evangeline's voice in my head and said, "See I told you that she would be blindfolded." I said I remembered.

Tower

I was in a strange building where I was being tested or something. the objective was to climb the wall. There was a long ladder that led to a small ledge you could grope your way across. After that there was a small staircase that brought you to another small ledge, this repeated a few times until I was at the top.

Background note: I used to work at AIG. I did some unique, creative work for them which they liked. I was "promoted" a few times, but never rewarded with rank or title; but I was given better work. The used me for two years.

Dream:

There was more dream that led up to this but I forgot it, so I start out in a strange vehicle flying over the Japanese nuclear disaster.

With the plant shut down, they are releasing all the sea water being used to cool the spent rods back into the ocean as it will be diluted by the rest of the ocean.

I was being flown in a long box thing with windows. It flew by jet power or something. I looked down and saw the water rushing. There were officials overseeing the operation on top of secured train cars with water almost touching their feet, but they were safe some how.

The driver of my vehicle swoops down very fast and erratically and comes very close to the water, but we kept circling. It was like we were the news. Then, the driver becomes this Armed Forces guy--very serious, and he DOES go into the water...and we are not enclosed anymore. We have to hold our breath!

We go deeper until my head is under water. WTF?! The guy doesn't even warn me? So we are cruising deeper and deeper and I think this is pretty ridiculous now, and soon I need to come up for air.

I make it back to the top for air. Now I feel like I need to save the other guy, so I take four deep breaths to get oxygen back to my brain, I started feeling better, and then I went back down to see how the guy was doing.

Now I'm with my dad. We are all in Army attire but kind of futuristic (my dad was in the army), and we are lined up as if at a bank. My dad and I are signing papers.

My dad said to me quietly, "See, I've never had to sign papers with three other people." Only three people were signing the paper, but that is what he meant. (His point was that someone else could change something later and then his signature would still be on the paper, and he didn't feel comfortable with that.)

Soon, the person behind the counter was an old boss J.H. I was going back to work with her at AIG...kind of. The papers I was signing indicated permissions. I was allowed to map drives on my computer to Google and certain other programs.

I asked about it for more information and J.H. told me how my dad and I were signing the papers because I was known for talking a lot before. I couldn't get my argument out in this dream of how much I did for this company, so I said, "When do I get a promotion?!"

At this point they let the cat out of the bag. J.H. pointed to a man on her left and said I'll be working with the devil.

Fuckin' A! I looked at my dad realizing we were in Hell. Then, very quickly, I realize this I'm in a dream. Cool! I decide I'm going to bitch-slap the devil! I turn to my dad and say, "Watch this!" Then I walked around the other side of the counter and told this bitch of a lady who knew I was going to Hell, "Watch this! Hey...watch this!" I couldn't really get her attention.

I woke up. Still, of all the times to go lucid, I was really happy for that moment!