non-lucid

So, after almost a week I spept more than 5-6 hours. I can only remember what I dreamt when I sleep a lot, like 8-10 hours.

Dream 1: A strange dream that I took my nose off my face and just playing with it, awkward as fuck.

Dream 2: This one was really exciting. I was in a place with a lot of other people and we had teams. Separated by colors (red, blue, white, green, that I remember) and we had to eliminate the others ( like The Hunger Games). Each team had liabilities and advantages over one another. I was in white team, so we had no weapons but a lot of food in our base. In the bases you can't kill or hurt anyone. A black guy in a blue suit came to our base for trade. I remember I was in a observatory, seeing the others teams fight. A small group of the red was being hunted by a large pack of blue ones. I was analyzing the weakness of each one. Again I saw this girl (L) from the first dream I put on DJ. She was on my team and they somehow screwed up and we're being pinned down by other team. I had to go there and save them. When I got there, I saw that I was fucked so I asked for the enemies a time to ready myself. I had a leather belt for my back, like the one that people that have to carry heavy things use. I was just gaining time, I could not run or they would get me. When I was ready for a last fight, a freaking explosion just scared everyone, giving time for me and my teams, including L, to run for the base. After that, we discussed that the best option was let the other teams starve and when they were weak, we would finish them off. After that I waked. One of the most exciting dreams I had, but I can't pass the emotions through words.

09.09.2012

Time and Space Logic with Tarzan (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm in spectator mode, and I notice I'm in a environment that looks like some kind of Aztec jungle area. In the background that's far away, I notice I'm at an area that's pretty high off from all the tall trees below it. If I'm looking at this right, I'd say this area is probably floating above this rainforest type of environment.

The main area of where I'm going to pay attention to most of the dream has a circular stone base, and there are one or two columns on the the sides of the circular base, one that's north east from where's I'm looking, and the other one east of me. The skies, there isn't a presence of a sun at all, but the clouds still show signs of daylight, it's completely clear, probably because this area I'm looking at is at a very, very, VERY high altitude.

In front of me, it's very hard to tell, it's as if I'm speaking to a dream character that alternates in different male forms, but I can only recall this being shifting once or twice in visages. And another thing, it's sort of difficult to understand if I'm:

1. The one spectating the soon-to-be conversation.
2. The one in the dream body of the person going to explain to the alternating dream character
3. I'm both the spectator, and I'm able to synch myself back and forth with ease into the dream body I'm using.

I'm kind of shifting on the third option being that possibly, since I did feel emotions at one point where I'm pretty sure I completely shifted into that body.

Anyway, I talk to the dream character, and by this time, he/she/it/whatever it is looks like an Indian man. I think he's wearing glasses, but I'm not too sure on that. The dream body I shift my focus to now is explaining to this person how they can "soften" up their body, so that they are able to essentially phase through objects coming at them, or if they want to go through something.

This immediately reminds me of Tobi in Shippuden.

Then it/me started to explain that he/I can soften a certain area in the environment around me, so that I can use the phasing technique to go underground with ease. The person takes it slow a bit, getting half of his body into the ground already, but still is looking up at the entity he's explaining it to. Then this weird substance is apparent all over his/my body, and it looks like I'm slightly melting into the ground.

The body type had this weird butterscotch type of color, and as I'm seeing him/myself halfway into the ground in third person view, they finally drop quickly under the surface. Now the perspective changes where I quickly see him/myself under the ground, still trying to talk to the person above who is probably Tarzan by now.

I don't know if he/I knows if Tarzan, or whoever it was can still hear him underground, since there was no hole/vacuum for any sound to go through and bounce off of. I hear a muffled voice in third person now, and then go back to seeing the guy/myself below. He's at a really awkward position, he has to bend most of his upper torso , and is poking at the ceiling that's very close to him.

A few little rock and dirt pieces fall down, and there's a sudden shift in sound that basically makes me imply that I shouldn't be poking the dirt ceiling underground in a careless manner. It seems that while I'm explaining, it's like the person I see getting out from underground again isn't talking...so in a way, it's like while he's moving, another part of me is still in narrative mode explaining the Tarzan DC on time and space and phasing.

It seems that the guy/me knows there's a secret path to get out of the underground area in the floating area in the sky. After he gets out, there's this dirt path that goes up all the way back to the circular area with the one to two columns on the right side. The bottom of the floating area is dark brown, and its texture makes me presume that this same area was probably pulled up from the ground by some kind of large force for it to be elevating so high past even the clouds.

As I continue explaining more stuff that I'm not even paying attention to at this point, I shift back to the guy running up the secret trail to go back to the circular area again. While I/he's talking, there's another voice coming in, as if it's whispering, that declared (paraphrasing here):

"And I can just take this path here and trick you.." He meant you as in the Tarzan guy.

Yeah....that's not really a good paraphrase, I forgot the exact words, but obviously it was something only for me to hear.

I finally am aware that I take the dream body of the guy going up the path, and I walk slowly as I'm getting closer to the circular area again. I hide behind this boulder conveniently placed for me to just rest my right hand on, and then peek slightly over to the left to see if the Tarzan DC was still there.

I started to feel the anticipation of him still being there, and the feelings got even stronger as I exposed my face more and more, but I forget what happens next....

ARRRRRRRGH, I really shouldn't be distracting myself early this morning, the recall would've been better if I didn't have something important on my mind...BLEH whatever.

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09.09.2012

Light Yagami is Blackmailing? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I see Light Yagami from "Death Note" getting a silver flip-cell phone out, and he's opening a drawer of a girl he's probably hanging around with. Something tells me it's Misa from the series as well, and he's taking quick snapshots of whatever is inside of the drawer.

He has his red eye and evil smirk pose while he's taking the pictures....

I wonder what could be making him smile so much, maybe he's taking pictures of her underwear?

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09.09.2012

Old Age and Kirstie Alley (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm just going to shorten this dream up, because I don't like at all.....

On my left is a dark-skinned female that seems to be either unconscious or just dead. I get close to her, kneel down, and I compare her to Kirstie Alley, who is showing up as a mental image from me temporarily blanking out in the dream.

To the left of the Kirstie Alley (yes the Jenny Craig lady), are some numbers, which apparently are signs of old age. I remember there being exactly being a "256" there, a few 50's and some figures in the 100s as well. I believe I'm speaking to someone, and I'm saying how she can be compared to that, though I don't know if it's the lady that's unconscious/dead or Kirstie Alley.

BORING.

1st Fragment

I was on the library of my school. There i could notice some book covers which were painted with water paint... and my language teacher was talking to me about a written task. She was reading the task and i felt that i transfered into it, therefore i went to another scene.

2nd Fragment

I was in a bus of 2 floors (In Cordoba going to the university) and the bus driver got crazy and started hitting everything in the sidewalk since it had no brakes. The thing is that it kept going on, and the ones that were in more danger were us in the upper floor. Then it finally stopped crashing a luxury car, in a familiar place ("Quiosco Azul"). I suddenly was an employee of that place, and when the police came they asked me some questions. Then i went into the shop and it changed into a hawaian bar.

3rd Fragment

I was in the house of my dead aunt but she was there. We started talking and she told me that she had Facebook. Then i went to the courtyard and i became a tramp. The neighbors caught me but they gave me food and shelter.

4th Fragment

I was playing professional football. The field was extremely big and i felt like an ant. It was a side-throw and i gave the ball to a kid who had a baby in their arms. He gave me the baby for a second but i rejected it. Then my team kept playing (near to the goal) and the goalkeeper went away, so i was perfectly positioned to score, however they didn't pass me the ball. When i looked to tribune they were like in videogames, and the dream started to fade. This was the most vivid fragment.

So first I remember me, my brother, my mom, and my dad in a car, going down a highway, at night. We were like the only ones there. This car seems pretty new, and has 3 buttons on the roof in back. Me being curious, I press one, making the car go nuts, and a cop car and fire truck turn their lights/sirens on, and I think it is my fault. They rush past us, so I guess it is unrelated, but my dad who is driving pulls off into an exit assuming he will get pulled over. When they go past him, he gets back on the highway but says something to the effect of "Damn it, I lost him. I have never lost a suspect in my _ years of this job.." So I assume he is like a cop as well? He goes in the general direction much faster, but there is like this bridge, half there. After about half way, there is just nothing, as if a world is not loading chunks on minecraft. There are these guards with rifles standing on either side, and my dad asks them if they saw anything, which they reply that they didn't. My dad replies "Stupid guards!" then looks into the void in front. I see like 12 tornadoes form in front, and engulf the guards, mom, my bro, and my dad. I guess it overtook me too.

Next thing I remember I am lucid seeing a little girl, walking beside my dad, with another older girl walking in front. Turns out that little girl is me. I then take place of the girl, yet I am wearing my waking life's clothes. I recall looking forward at our house, and it is fairly sized and wonderful. We live in a mobile home in real life, so this was quite a change. I age myself a bit because I don't want to be some little girl, so I turn around 14-16. I look around the house and I love everything I see, big living room, looks like we are just moving in. I remember seeing this room with a bunch of stuff scattered about, and realize this must be my dream dad's office. Instead of helping I decide to explore, and walk outside the room into the living room. I figure I may as well watch some tv, see what my mind can make of it, but just then my bro-wait, sister? grabs the remote and says "I am going to test watching memories on tv." She changes the channel and thinks of a memory, but nothing happens, it just changes normally. I say "I can do this." and take the remote, think of when my cousin had a sleepover at our house once, and hit random numbers on the remote, expecting my memory to show up..It didn't, just normal programming. I make another attempt, and it doesn't work either. I get a little depressed, and change the channel back to what it was before. What I see is some fitness paid programming, except the girl in it is showing her breasts, which doesn't interest me, I guess because I was a girl.
I remember in the office thinking "I wish I could take pictures and see this in real life." We all went outside, and I looked back at the house, thinking that top room must be my oldest sister's room, if only I could take a few pics, then my mom is in the car, ready to go, and my dad calls her susan, which was real strange to me, as that is not her name in real life.. My oldest sister, which I guess is my mind's representation of my oldest brother, was seated in the car, in a dress, my older bro was in the back seat, my dad driving, and my mom in the passenger seat. I do not recall when I put on a dress, I guess a little after the age change, but my oldest...sister, tells me "Where did you get that dress, it looks a little small. Unless it just 'appeared' in your closet one day which happens to me a lot." Another comment she said was "Ugh, can't wait to rent out my room and get my own place." The dream ended somewhere in the car.
Last comments: I remember my look as a little girl, I was blonde, with long hair, no freckles. My older sister had the appearance of an emo girl, with a piercing in her lip, straight black hair, quite attractive. Also, in my dream we were all skinny, instead of overweight we are in real life. Also, I remember using the hand rubbing technique when in the living room, and other various times to increase my senses, it actually worked.
Is it normal to feel sleep paralysis/vibrations in dreams? Because I felt it for a moment as I was rubbing my hands.

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

September has been great for dreams so far! I hope to do the TotM challanges soon.

I was at home with my mum. We were in the living room talking about how a ghost was in someone's house. I kept having, what seemed like, premonitions of someone being killed by a ghost. The ghost was a small girl, with black hair. She kept throwing these two people out of a window on the second floor. My mum went into the porch and i saw some gladius swords in the kitchen. They ranged in sizes. I picked them all up only to be frustrated. They were made of stainless steel, the material used to make spoons and stuff. I carried them over to the dinner table in the living room. I pulled the plastic wrapper from one of the swords (the biggest one, obviously) and noticed a note fall out. I read the notes and it was related to the ghost visions. I had another premonition of a man being thrown out the window by a girl. These swords must be cursed or something. I ignored the note and walked outside, only to see something weird. The sky was blood red, there were dark bushes everywhere and a big stone cave. A typical creepypasta setting. I read another note, but ignored it without a vision. My house had disappeared behind me and I walked towards the cave. I still had the big gladius with me, so I felt safe to go in. The dungeon was full of red and black rocks. There was also a red mist lingering in the air, making it feel scary and dangerous. To the left, not that far into the cave, was a big stone tablet. The tablet had a picture of an octopus on it. My dream guide came out and told me that I needed to kill this octopus with an electric spell, located at the end of the cave. Luckily, the cave wasn't that big, so I could walk to the end in minutes. I reached the end and this fairy popped out and gave me a scroll. I suddenly knew how to use the spell my dream guide told me to use. I headed back to the tablet and used the spell. In seconds, I was suddenly a character from final fantasy, along with 3 other people. We were fighting the octopus tablet, in a final fantasy battle style. The octopus hit us with a huge water blast and our health bars hit 1. We were all on the floor, losing hope as we were almost dead. Suddenly, I was in first person, on my side on the floor. I was looking at the cave entrance, losing vision slowly. I noticed that the cave entrance was shrouded in a thick white fog. I saw a man walk through the cave and I felt relieved, we were saved! I woke up shortly after.

Very odd and scary . I'm on a streak with the fantasy dreams, which happen to be the best dreams. All of them are vivid and they feel so real.

Naughty

I was with several ladies. I was close to one. We were watching T.V. and the show was sexual. I decided to make a move on the person I was with. She was in a one-piece bathing suit. She had way too much bush, but I still enjoyed feeling her up.

Great dream

(this was actually supposed to be my first entry but I accidentally made it a draft!!)

Ok so recently my friends and I have been talking a lot about going away on a lads holiday next year and also local club nights that are U18, so all this will have probably created this epic dream that happened to be semi lucid too. Then I went through two other dreams or sections that were completely unrelated to this but still had some relevance to my real life.

As per normal I'm relatively unfamiliar how exactly the dream starts but I know it is somewhere along the lines of my best mate Harry (not Harri) being at my house and talking about going to this epic club night that happened to be nearby. He said it was one that was an overnight stay (almost like a teen slumber party mixed in with a full blown club night) and that he was all packed and ready to go so he would meet me there. As he left unfortunately (as I find common in my dreams when I'm trying to pack for something) I couldn't find any of the items I wanted to take and actually woke up briefly in frustration. Fortunately enough I was tired enough to drift off back into the same dream (as it was probably about 3AM at this point so dead silent). I re-entered the dream at the reception of this so called club. My mate Harry jokingly asked what had taken me so long, and the receptionist ticked off my name on a clearly visible sheet as my mate must have told him. I asked Harry what the club was like and he signalled with a waggling thumb held sideways that it was so so, in conjunction with the receptionist opening the door behind him to see a visibly small waiting area with sofas, much like the waiting area to a doctors or dentist. I think the disappointment at this point had caused me once again to physically wake up from my dream, but again fortunately I was able to drift back into the same dream with no difficulty. Now in the small waiting room, the receptionist opened up the door which led into a large shop like area, with all the walls filled with every alcoholic drink that I know of, including a few that I don't recognise. Just when I thought it couldn't get any more crazy, as we were led into a second identical shop-like room (this time filled with a few typical party spirits like vodka and rum), the receptionist said that we were allowed whatever we wanted for free within reason. The room was also filled with male and female grooming products such as hairspray and hair gel for guys, and make-up and fake tan and stuff for girls. In mirrors that were about this room sure enough there were boys and girls grooming themselves before the entered the actual party room. I recognised a few of my friends from school in this room and was pleasantly surprised to see more of them arriving. As the receptionist led us into the third and final room, everything went dark (obviously because it was the actual club room) and a pleasant cosiness about the place overcame me. I said to my friend Harry "What were you on about mate? This place is ridiculous, free drinks, free grooming and a sweet club room" to which he just laughed. I decided I wanted to grab a Becks (my favourite kind of beer in real life) and started scouring the first shop like room for it. I also grabbed a bottle of smirnoff for Harry as he doesn't drink beer. At this point I become semi lucid as I realise that my dream is fading and I am slowly waking up. Luckily I started blinking less, and the dream became clearer again. So I venture back into the dark club room which surprisingly changed into a much larger concert hall and there were people everywhere my age (at least 1000) all conversing, although there didn't appear to be any music at this point and no one was particularly loud. I noticed more people from my school coming in through the club room entrance (from the second shop room). At this point I was slightly alarmed when a fairly attractive girl wondered past and said to me "I may as well be your girlfriend" to which I exclaimed in a jokey way "did you actually just say that?" as I found the fact I didn't know this girl and that she was asking me to be her boyfriend funny. I wanted to grab some more becks so I wondered back into the shop rooms and grabbed a multi-pack this time. From here onwards the only extra things I noticed is that I was wearing a lifeguard T-Shirt and shorts. Then the dream faded and I woke up.

The second part was completely different. I was hiking with my school year in my group (similar to what I actually did a few months ago). The teachers told us that there we had to complete certain tasks. All of a sudden we had all leapt onto what looked like a rubber brick (something to do with swimming and videos I had been watching the day before). After a few in dream hours (which went by really quick) i realised I had been crushing this guy. As I got of him I apologised frantically and said something about my muscles being locked up so I couldn't get off him, and checked his heart rate to make sure he was still alive and well. He regained conciousness shortly afterwards. All of a sudden I realised that I had lost my group and was now walking with a different group instead. We came across two circular patches of mus that were a lighter brown than the surrounding mud. Unfortunately this turned out to be very deep mud, and one of my friends Nick fell in a patch and started trying to push up off the walls of this mud hole to keep himself from being swallowed. We had almost got him out but unfortunately one of my other friends James had fallen into the hole next to him. As we finally pulled Nick out, we became extremely concerned that my friend James was not trying to scramble out like Nick was, but had been completely swallowed under the surface. Frantically I told everyone to try and find a large stick to stick in the mud for him to grab hold of but it was no use. I myself fell in when trying to put a third stick in to see how deep it was, but fortunately Nick (from earlier) and his mate Jamie pulled me to safety. We realised that it was a lost cause and that James must have suffocated to death under there, to which I became a little emotional.

I'm not sure If I woke up at this point but I all of a sudden found myself walking round a very very upper class looking university, with the events of James's death still in my mind. It made me realise that I should never take life or anyone in my life for granted, as a more realistic freak accident could happen to myself or any of my friends in real life. I went round the rest of the university part of the dream admiring the unrealistically beautiful and large architecture of the place, smiling at the various students that passed before slowly waking up.



Quite a journey for one night. The feelings I felt from these dreams are indescribable, and I probably haven't done the first dream justice, but Dance music has been my life ever since I was a little boy so this was particularly special to me, along with the fact that I shared it with my best friend Harry. The second part really hit home to me. I procrastinate horribly, don't put in enough effort into anything I do and spend a rediculous amount of my life behind a computer screen wasting my time away on facebook. This dream told me to stop being stupid and actually start living life, as it could be over in a few years, months or even days, and to start appreciating my friends and family.

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

Probably my favourite non-lucid dream ever. It felt so real and I was stunned by the dreamscape.

I started in a car, with my dad. We drove into this village which had a medieval theme to it. There were lanterns, knights, peasants and everything you would expect to be in a medieval village. There was a castle over to the left, and then houses everywhere else. We got out of the car and walked into the castle. The castle was made out of gold on the inside, it wasn't very big but it looked nice and bright. The king was sat in his golden throne over in the distance. We walked over to him, and he asked me to do something. I can't remember what he said exactly but he mentioned a necromancer in the woods. I assumed that he meant for me to find this necromancer, so I set out to the forest located just outside the village. At this point, I was by myself. I walked past the car and then into the forest nearby. The village kind of reminded me of Skyrim a little, because of the housing styles and the paths. I finally reached the forest, it was almost completely blackened from the darkness. I felt a little scared, but in the distance were two figures. An old lady and my dream guide - the blue haired girl. They started walking away from me slowly, so I ran towards them to keep up. I managed to get closer and I suddenly realized that the old lady was the necromancer. The one that the king was on about earlier. They didn't say anything to me, they just pointed in the direction we were meant to go. Just ahead was a stone arc and a dirt path leading upwards to somewhere. I walked under the arc and up the hill, only to find the best thing ever. We came out on top of a small hill. It was quite high up, but it didn't have much space to move around on. From the hill, you could see over the village and out across the forest. That wasn't the best part though, the sky was. It was a mixture of purple and dark blue, making it a really nice color. There were four HUGE moons, which seemed really close to us. One of the moons had a white ring around it, making it the biggest and the most beautiful. I can't describe how amazing the whole place looked. The necromancer tried talking to me, but I was just stunned by the sky and how nice it was. I guess the atmosphere didn't help me focus on what was being said, that felt really cool too. I finally snapped out of it, and listened to the old lady. She told me to examine these statues that were at the front of the hill top. I walked over to them, probably about three meters distance, and looked at them. There were four small figures, they looked like mini totem poles and behind them were four large stone pillars. It was like a tribe had set something up here. I then led on my stomach next to the artifacts and looked out at the village. The lanterns made it lit up so we could see what was going on there. More cars were turning up through the gate and some knights were having a sword fight right next to a car. One of the knights flipped the other one over, causing him to dent the car next to them. The necromancer just smiled at me, like old woman in fairy tales do. I didn't see my dream guide from this point on, but I assume she was stood behind me, guarding us and the hill's slope.

Thanks for reading !

I think there were mysteries in this dream. There were four artifacts next to each other and four moons in the sky next to each other. Thinking about it now, they may have had something to do with each other. I'm probably going to make this my dream spot, where me, my dream guide and the necromancer will stay. We can discuss things and study the moons and artifacts.

Ok so as I am still working on getting my school sleeping pattern back in order and I had a late night at my friends house the night before, a few details are pretty hazey and I cannot remember any previous dreams as I had a lie in rather than writing what happened straight away.

So from where I remember me and a group of other guys were in some sort of large "bad guy's lair" type building and we had sealed our selves off into a room in the building. I'm not sure whether we were armed or not, but one of the other guys in the group stated that we would need to hold off whoever the enemies were (I cannot remember) until backup arrived. Having watched Battle: Los Angeles the night before it was hardly surprising that this moment in my dream was very similar to the final hold off scene in the movie. I remember at first we drew some curtains and shut some doors in order to remain as elusive as possible while the enemies were scouring the building for us. At some point during this we were found and my squad were fending off the bad guys. I can't remember how, but I found myself at the bottom of an elevator shaft in a basement separated from my group. I began to climb the side of the shaft when I noticed something constantly splashing on my back. I turn round whilst still holding on to my makeshift ascent ladder (using support beams) and realised that one of the enemies was shooting at me from the other side of a large barred opening that lead to outside. It turns out he was shooting blue painballs but they kept exploding on the bars before they got near me and therefore I was only getting hit by the splashes of paint. I then quickly ascended up the shaft and suddenly found myself instead ascending the side of a cliff very rapidly on what seemed like a calm and foggy day. when I finally reached the top i was unable to control my momentum and crashed out in front of a set of swings. I group of my friends and people I know from school were on them and I had to lie on the floor to avoid being hit by them. One of the girls jumped down on to me (not deliberately) and started laughing. We had a somewhat flirty conversation (which I enjoyed ofc lol) and she finding excuses to break the touch barrier. I'm certain at this point I drifted out of this dream as I probably got a little too overwhelmed that this girl who ignores me in real life was suddenly getting so friendly. I was tired though, and tried to think my way back into the dream scene. I did land back in the same dream but in a second hold off battle scene again, this one being almost exactly like the one in Battle: Los Angeles, except it was at night time, the sky was thick with smoke and the only light was coming from burning rubble around what appeared to be a semi-underground car park that we were in. The battle began as I cut to a scene where I was now flying in a very high up metropolis and then back to shooting some enemies in the carpark. Once the battle was over we all cheered and started talking as I suddenly found myself in a mix of the elevator basement from earlier and the high up metropolis scene. I noticed also that one of us from the group was my friend Charlie (who has been in a previous dream of mine too). I then woke up.

Once again a rather unusual dream which was great fun, but I wish I had been lucid in order to extend the swing scene and actually practise talking and being comfortable with this girl from my school. Oh well. I'm starting to pick up some re-occurring elements in my dreams, one of them being the fact that my two best mates keep appearing, so I'm probably going to start doing some subtle reality checks when I'm with them from now on.



This is somewhat what the final scene environment looked like except the light was coming from fire.

Dreams Recalled: 3
Lucid: 0

A Monster Named Priscilla
(Non-lucid of the day)

Priscilla, the villain of a manga called Claymore is attacking an object on the ground. I take this opportunity to attack her, smashing my fist onto her skull. Her head crunches and crumbles like an apple hit by a hammer. Then, I run away to a hideout which looks with a garage. People (who I identify as other characters in claymore) are with me, but suddenly Priscilla pops out in front of us. I know that there are assassins waiting on the roof to kill her, but she seems calm. Then, she says “look what I can do” and picks up a rock. The rock crumbles in her hand and turns into tiny pellets, which fly like bullets onto the roof. I can hear the clattering of the rock-bullets, and the two assassins jump down. We all run out of the “hideout” and close the garage door on Priscilla.

We stick together, and I hear noises. Priscilla is in the backyard. I know she is finding a weapon. For some reason, I expect a lawnmower to come running after me. Instead, a circular object zooms into my sight, and I jump up just in time to dodge it. However, the object follows me and misses me by an inch. I realise that it was a Frisbee thrown by Priscilla. I am back on the ground, but the Frisbee is flying at me again. I dodge by diving onto the floor but the Frisbee follows and barely misses me again. I begin to think about how dodging perpendicular to the Frisbee is the best way, and then I wake up.


^This is Priscilla

lucid non-lucid false-lucid

Dream starts out as a scene from a movie like The Other Guys. It's Will Ferrell and Hawk(a cop from TV show The Wire). I am a rookie on the job and sent to learn the ropes with those two guys. Their base is at the bottom of a restaurant which is next to a pizza place. We get up to go leave and are having problems starting the car. I get in and Hawk is playing with the batteries and gets shocked but laughs about it. We end up starting the car and doing all sorts of illegal shit while driving. We are not on the trail of a couple on the run. I meet a man in a police uniform in the middle of the highway. he is walking across saying a one-liner. This is when it felt like a movie. It felt as though he was just having a cameo in the movie. We find our criminal couple having sex out in the woods on the side of the road. Will Ferrell tackles the lady off of the man while I start to cuff him(explicit part with his penis not mentioned here). After cuffing the man, we turn around to find the lady on top of Will Ferrell having sex with him. I head back to the base alone to find two of my coworkers getting the wrong order for their pizza. They tell me to have a seat and I do. That's when the dream ends.


That same day at work, I had to go change some batteries and one of my coworkers did end up getting shocked.

This dream felt extremely real at time and at other times as if I was watching a movie.

Non-dream Dream

Dream 1:

I am at work and I step into my bosses office. He asks me to present on something that I'm not too familiar with and he only gives me 6 hours to prepare. It was basically like "Oh by the way I want you to present this later today." He made the slides for me but I was so busy all day I didn't get a chance to review them. I am basically going up there blind. I recall following my boss on my motorcycle to get to the presentation. There are not too many people at the presentation but it is a huge auditorium - it almost looks like a church. All I remember is watching myself give the talk from the seats and I was TANKING the presentation. Nobody cared though.

Dream 2:

I am in the hunger games (again) with my wife - this time it is in a city. There are 24 contestants like usual but we are among the general population. My wife and I form a pact with some other contestants so we would have a chance against the careers. But when the strongest career approaches us our "friends" back out and run. The career chases my wife and I. I get her to safety and the career chases me to the beach. I manage to cut his arms off (SOMEHOW) and I drown him in the ocean. I really want to make sure he is dead and will not come back to get me so I start carrying his body. I carry his body back to the restaurant where some other contestants (including our "friends") are eating. I drop him on their table. Then I grab my wife and set out to live alone with her. We set up camp on a hillside. It turned out to be a poor location - in hindsight I believe we were on a golf course. We wanted to be secluded. I begin to teach her how to hunt, fight, etc... until the army spots us. They inform us that the hunger games are over. Some Asian army guy is laughing at me for some reason. I tell him and everyone else to shut the fuck up - they all listened to me because at this point I was kind of a legend. He said something about being tough and I replied "have you ever been the last one standing in a battle to the death against 24 people?" That shut him up.

Notes:
For some reason during the hunger games I was forced to try and kill my cat V. I tried twisting his neck to break it but I wasn't able to kill him (physically). Also, my wife wouldn't listen to me and almost got us killed numerous times. I think she was just really scared.

I am a soldier pulling security at a wedding. I could not tell who was getting married but it was a big wedding. The wedding was very awkward and slutty. People were making out and getting it on at the wedding. I specifically remember reflecting on the social pressure to have a wedding once married. Also, how awkward the act of a public wedding was. I then jump to a place in Afghanistan where I meet this very country dude. He offers me a cigarette a couple of times but I refuse. I forget what we talk about. I then leave but check my back pocket to find my wallet is missing. I check my back pocket once more and my wallet magically reappears(I should've realized this was a reality check). I jump to a scene where I am on a bus riding through the woods with several people that I know. A very good family friend is on the bus with me talking o her son and grandson. While in dream, I have a flashback about teaching her grandson basic self defense. This family friend is talking on video chat with her mom and I am given the phone to say hi. Which I do. We stop at a place in the woods which resembles a park. One of my coworkers on the bus is looking for his son and wife which are already at the park. He gets off and joins them. Throughout the bus ride I notice a very intimate old couple on the bus. They get off the bus and are kissing and holding hands. My coworker returns to the bus with his family. I stay on the bus the whole time. The dream ends with me staring a the old couple through the window of the bus.

I'm married, but haven't had a wedding yet due to where I am stationed. I also don't even want to have a wedding but I know everyone else wants us to do one. This might have to do with why I dreamnt about the wedding scene. Also, I've quit smoking for about a year now and I'm currently deployed to Afghanistan. With the heat and the stress, the temptation to smoke is a lot stronger now but I still hold back. Finally, I miss all the people back home and sometime skype with them. This could explain the last scene. I think the old couple represents my wife and I when we get older. The dream had elements from the three places I'm caught in between at the moment. My hometown(the wedding), afghanistan(deployment), and Germany(where I'm stationed.)

I am in my parent's bedroom and they have an announcement to make. Me and my 6 siblings are in their room waiting to hear what they want to say. It turns out that my siblings and I are not our dad's children. We are the product of incest between my mother and uncles. This felt extremely weird.

Either I'm thinking this or this is what they actually say. I can't put a finger on it. It was creepy to say the least

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

I felt really weird at one point in this dream.

I was in the car park located outside the hospital I go to. I saw a dark alleyway going down to somewhere, with lots of purple door-shaped portals. I walked through one of the portals and found a machine. I wasn't sure what it was, so I left it and headed back to the alleyway. I walked through another portal and started to play a game. I can't recall everything, but at the end of it, everyone died on a mountain. I then automatically teleported back to the alleyway. I went back to the machine and there were 2 people there. I climbed under the machine and it started spinning really fast. I couldn't stand up because I would get killed, so I had to reverse slowly. I woke up shortly after.

And that's that. Very odd.