non-lucid

Grandma came over with my uncle and grandpa. Grandma hated me. I kept trying to talk to her but she wouldn't even look at me. I left to go to luke to get some acid. He was angry for some reason but we ended up trading shrooms for acid. We stapled them to prices of paper. I went home around dark and decided to pop one in to test the power. It had a metallic test and I knew I was in for a ride. I went outside with Kara and we swung on a tree. I went so high in the air that I scared myself but I was confident. I circled the air expertly around the tree. A jogger ran by and was amazed at my skill and so was I. I thought it was the acid that allowed me to do this. Kara tried too and couldnt replicate it. I *told her I took acid and she understood why. It was dark out and we planned on walking to a park. I was visualizing heavily. I knew my family was on a walk so we tried to avoid them. During the walk Kara had to poop so we stopped and waited. She was talking loud about drugs and I sushed her so my family wouldn't hear. My aunt was reminiscing about her old life and we tried to avoid her. Finally my family found us because Kara was too loud and we gave up. I was messed up and kinda showed it. My grandma was still ignoring me and I ignored her and made fun of her. She burst laughing.y uncle gave me a whip and we explored a jungle house. Sometimes animals would jump at me and I had to whip them away. I was good at the whip and swatted a monkey attacker and a few others. I was having a blast.*

My mom was thinking about moving to new York. She was going to stay at my grandmas place there and see if she liked it. If she did she would pack up and go. Kara too Had to go for some reason. I joking asked if she was gonna meet someone and she said that if it happened it happened. I was surprised by did not want to tell her not to because I thought she would do what she wanted anyway. I felt hurt though and didn't know what to say. I accepted and let it go. I was swimming with the always sunny hand in water full of cigaret buds. For Some reason they all liked it and swam. Kara got back and admitted to sleeping with someone. I lied and said I did too. The waitress covered for me as it it was her I slept with. Kara got jealous

Nightmare. I was eating with Kara at some messed up Chinese place. The walls were all white like a hospital and it was filled with Chinese people. I left to go to the bathroom. It was like a maze. There was blood splatters on the wall and I knew people were getting experimented on. I went the wrong way which led to an exit. The guy told me to leave but I wanted to get Kara. I ended up getting lost and running from different doctors who were trying to experiment on me. I kept walking in on mutated people who would grab at me and touch me. One of them got to me and started drilling me head. I got away and finally made it out. I was scared of everyone. My thumbs and a couple fingers were broken. I had a knife and killed a few of them on my way out. Some guy tried to help me but I told him to leave. I went to the ambulence and they were gonna take me to the hospital. It turned out to be the same place. I screamed and ran. It skipped to a scene where I was at a hospital and they had to fix my head. They took half my head and threw it into a firebug where steaming hot logs were running over my head. It was immensely painful and the first time didn't fix it. I had to do it again. I sen in again and just laid there accepting instead of screaming

I was in a store that was filled with random things. There was so much stuff that the shelves were overflowing. I was in a section of the store that had a bunch of glass/ceramic plates and bowls. I met up with my aunt and little cousin. My cousin got a nintendogs game, and she was excited to go home and play it. Then the dream skips and I'm at a volcano. It was more like a hot spring, though. The top of the volcano wasn't pointed, but it was flat and dipped inward creating a pool. My aunt and cousin were there as well as my mom and step dad. I had to dive under water and collect these red things that looked like those candies called red-hots. The color on the outside melted off when you touched it. When I was above the water again I realized that my cousin and aunt were gone, and only my mom and stepdad were still there. We went for a swim for a little, but the dream ended and I woke up.*

I was sitting on a couch with my mom. We were flipping through the TV channels to see if there was anything on that was worth watching. She put on Madoka Magica and was starting to watch it, but I told her to change it (I haven't seen it yet and didn't want to watch the dubbed version, and also I wasn't sure if it had any ecchi parts that my mom would find inappropriate). She tried to change the channel but there was a speaker on the floor that caught the signal and changed the sound to a new channel, but the video stayed the same.

Then I checked DV and saw that I had a PM. It was from someone I didn't recognize. I opened it up and it said "No gay testers."

So i was in the Skyview Temple, the part were there's a tall tower and crates hanging from the ceiling ect. I was on this big moving platform that was going in a circle around the tower. There were some other people on it as well. So we are just doing are thing when Zombies come out of nowhere and start chasing the platform. Some one yells that they are geting closer and to shoot them with arrows so i pull out my bow and try to do so but keep missing. That is when a lady with a sword, dressed in some super bad ninja clothes, also comes out of now where and starts slicing up the zombies. She jumps on the platform and shoves me down while taking my my bow and says, "Here let me show you how it's done." She kills three zombies in one short then continues to shoot the rest at lightning speed. The cloth that is covering her face falls in the process and i see that this person is...my...mom. And i'm like

I wake up shortly after that. I don't really know how this dream got started or how it ended but i think it was pretty funny to watch my make fight zombies with a sword and bow.

Due to quite the eradic sleep shcedule recently I only remember a couple frags, but its better than nothing

I was at our town park with a friend of mine and we had just pulled in and parked on top of the main hill. I asked him where the jump was and he said right down at the bottom. I looked down the hill but didn't see anything. Then I started to walk around a little pavillion type building that's on the hill and, once I was around the corner I could see it, a little jump made out of snow. Too bad there wasn't any other snow on the ground





I was in a parking lot driving a car around. It was me and Travis Pastrana (lol?) and we were drifting around in it. The entire cast from the show Nitro Circus was there watching us. That's all I remember

There's this guy at my school called Sheldon. I dislike him.
In this dream he was angry at someone for being an immigrant or something, even he comes from another country himself. He then said "res ipsa loquiter" because he heard his mother say it because apparently she's a "lawyer". He got the definition wrong though, and being the clever ex law student I am, I corrected him and made him even more angry.
Dream over.

Date: Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Since I have been out and about today I opened my wallet in a store and when I saw my license I instantly remembered another small dream from last night.

I don't remember the environment of the dream. Me and several people were examining our drivers licenses and laughing at the serious photos of each other. A friend of mine asked to see mine so I handed him both my old learners permit (G1 which looks exactly like my full licence but has one tiny difference) and my actual license which both have the same photo. He took the card and was looking at the photos. He turned around to show someone else. when he handed it back my current, full license was all sliced up and destroyed. I was out raged but nobody else seemed to think it was a big deal including him.

Nice lie in this morning, so dream recall was pretty good.
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31/1/12
I'm in a pub with my flat for one of my flatmate's birthday, drinking. For some reason the pub suddenly gets locked down - no one can enter or leave - and Diana Skouris from The 4400 [a Heroes-esque TV show I've been watching recently]leads the investigation. In the commotion I realise I need the toilet, and proceed downstairs with an unidentified mate on my shoulders [though I have no idea who, or more importantly, why].

While queuing, two arrogant girls cut in, to which all the guys around me react with a flash mob, me included. I'm quickly exiled from the toilets (which doubles as some sort of clothes shop) as I still have someone sitting on my shoulders. In reply, I turn around and fart in the bouncer's general direction. Quick to anger, he immediately grabs me and abrasively escorts me to the security office.

As I wait in the office, I manage to hire two DCs to have a food fight, and another to watch [for my amusement?] and eventually I join in. I am later released back into the pub to join my flatmates once more. However, we have to wait to be picked up by the birthday girl's parents and taken home.

At home [my house, rather than my uni flat] the parents ignore my apologies and leave. I tell my flatmates about my night in the security office, and about the food fight. I am then transported back to that scene [as if telling a very vivid story] but with different characters (this time people I know). This time, the food fight ends in making a Christmas tree out of the food, in a similar fashion to Epic Meal Time. It looked incredible.

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Driving around with Ryan and Travis. We're parked then and there are annoying kids outside of the car and for some reason I take the wheel driving haphazardly around trying to break shit. At first Ryan and Travis are there then I'm driving alone. I make my way into a house I know they'll be at (Or I'm just sort of there). Jeremy is there. For some reason Ryan and Travis felt the need to make hot sauce concoctions and are then going to eat them plain. I begin making Jeremy and me some sort of french bread with cookie dough (spelled xooxie doug) spread and nutella spread. I remember tasting all the flavors and actually liking it. Then I wake up or lose the dream.

Was with Pat getting ready for something and trying to cut my own hair. I messed up terribly and had to shave my whole head. I can still picture me with a shaved head and I've wondered what I would look like with one before not that it was. I remember I wasn't too bummed about it but Pat had some sort of miracle grow thing that made it grow back but it was too long. I cut it again but this time got it right.


Skating in front of a building (in colorado) with a steep hill and a few spots around it. For some reason can't get comfortable on the board. Girl see's a condom and gets grossed out, I make the remark, "Oh a condom, never seen one of those before." Girl asks where I live. I say Omaha. "Thats why," She says. We begin a conversation about which place has worse places (Like ghetto's I think). We begin to skate again and I feel the need to go in somebodies yard. Suddenly I have my backpack. I find my laptop in this persons yard and begin to leave when I find four purple nintendo ds things in the front yard (one is on the front porch). I begin collecting them, but a small mexican girl comes up to a screen door, sees me, and shouts "Mama, the boy is opening the door (swinging door into the porch)" Large mexican man comes outs and speaks in a language I've never heard. I try to explain I was just retreiving my laptop as I walk away from the house (only exposing my right as the nintendo's and my backpack are in the left because I didn't have time to get the nintendo's stuffed in). At first the man says a few things and then starts repeating one thing. I get frustrated and yell, "What does that mean?". He gives me an odd look and says, "Shut the door, man." I wake up.

It was night-time and I was running away from something, no one in particular, just life in general maybe. I felt like I could go on running forever, even when I began to pick up speed. It felt amazing. I was only a few blocks from my house by the new fancy houses when I heard a really loud noise coming from a tv in one of those fancy houses. I looked through the window of the house on the right corner by the four way stop, where the street goes to more fancy houses and a dead end. From a distance I could see the flashes of the tv through the window. I wanted to get a closer look, so I peered in the windows from not too far away. I saw the biggest tv I've ever seen, it was from floor to ceiling, and the ceiling was super high up, cathedral style. In this room were many different expensive things, like work out machines, arcade games, etc. Then somehow I found myself inside the house, staring at this boy around my age. He saw me and started freaking out. I didn't know what to do but then I realized I was invisable so that only he could see me. As he ran to get his sister I checked the place out a little and trie to run on the treadmill because I still wanted to keep running. His sister came in and said she didn't see anything, so it was just me and him. I decided that I was going to follow him from now on throughout his life, watch his every move, and help him if necessary. I didn't get to do much before I woke up though. I remember his parents came home and his dad was lecturing him about something while I was puting on some of his clothes.

I think I dreamt this because of a good book(Certain Slant of Light) I read about a ghost following a person around until they died. It was a very interesting book, and it made for a very interesting dream

In another dream, I was by the beach with a friend and we were looking for an area with high waves so we could body surf, or body board.. or something. I didn't feel like walking to the other side of the beach where the huge waves usually are so I decided to test out the water right next to us. I took a step in and watched the waves come in, observing them. But they were bigger than I thought and they took over me and dragged me out and under the water. I flailed my arms and screamed for help as I swallowed the salty sea water and tried to stay above the water.

Then, a lucid from a few nights ago that I don't remember much from because I didn't take the time to record it till now.
I was jumping up and down, trying to stay up in the air and get higher and higher. Then I noticed this guy my age following me. He had black or brown hair and he was really tall, skinny, and cute. I kept trying to jump higher than him, flapping my arms up and down faster and faster and trying to propell myself up. I sort of knew I was asleep from the start, so I casually mentioned to him "We are in a dream." and he agreed. "What should we do now?" I asked. We couldn't come up with anything cool to do so we just kept walking/flying around. I don't know if I was 100% sure I knew I was dreaming because I thought he was really there with me dreaming. Later in the dream we spend more time together and we climbed a tree and he kissed me. Then I woke up :/

1. I was watching/participating in a really weird part-Broadway-part-Bollywood crossover film between Harry Potter and Repo! The Genetic Opera that, for some reason, took place on a soccer field. Also something about cake.


2. I was reading a massive comic book that had a bunch of unrelated stories, though the only one I remember was about Batman preventing the Riddler from committing suicide.


(Incidentally, don't you hate when you think a book or film you saw in a dream is real because you looked it up, but then it turns out you had only Googled it in your dream?)


3. Making ramen in a bathtub.

4. Telling someone that I refuse to read DC's New 52 because it's "like what would happen if you took Homestuck, cut it in half, removed a bunch of characters, and gave Rose and Jade huge breasts."

So I'm out with a bunch of super hero's, and we're fighting a shit load of Dr. WIley's robots. Land, sea, air, you name it. I'm not sure exactly who I'm with, but there was this one girl who reminded me of catwoman. She was wearing a skin-tight suit, and she had a black mask. When we were almost finished with everything (huge freaking war going on....only think there were a few scattered skirmishes going on) she went into this hut.

I followed her, and she got out these medallions with symbols on them. I couldn't read them, but they reminded me of kanji. I don't know the exact number of them, but when she bought them out they started glowing green, and floating evenly out in the room. For some reason I knew what she was going to do, and said "you're going to summon Mephistopheles aren't you"!? She said she needed to change the past, and I told her that things may even be worst off. I asked her if she gained any new powers since the war, and before she could answer me, he entered through a white portal. He was short, almost reptilian looking. She told him what she wanted, and he granted the wish before I could intervene.

Now I'm back in the water, and there are natural animals there thriving. No psychopathic robots there to kill me....no more heroes either. Then I heard in sort of a voice over that the Krogan race had been spared.

Just a few fragments- there was a dream that had something to do with a laptop I had left at my house (don't live there anymore) that looked like a giant n3DS (cyan-colored), and felt really light (practically weightless, like it was hollow inside). I had left it at the house, hidden and constantly turned on so I could sync. my current laptop to it to monitor the house (it had a camera and microphone). I was also using it for extra storage or something for my laptop. Other than that, I can't remember anything.
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Second dream with something Nintendo DS related... possible Dream Sign? (lol... DS=Dream Sign)
Also, it had to do with my old home again too. So there's another.

- I was trying to get a birthday present together for N. I had a huge cardboard box in my living room, and I put a couple things I had for him in it. L was there too and she was helping me. I left the room for a moment, and when I came back, she had packed the rest of the box full of random stuff I didn't want. There were 3 pillows from my couch, a few small bottles of rice, a bag of salt and vinegar chips, and a big pile of ugly handmade candles, among other things. I took it all out with difficulty, but the candles made me think that maybe I should include the same caramel-scented candle I have, because it smells really nice and I'd told him it was good when smoking, lol. It was only April or May in the dream, and I was a bit afraid something would happen before his birthday and I wouldn't get to send it.

- N (dude get out of my head haha) had uploaded his kandykast (subtle lol) and was in my room taking phone calls about it. It was dark, we were by the window and I think we only had a candle lit. He was selling it to people for some reason. One guy called him, said "arse" and hung up. I asked, "did you sell it to arse?" He replied "no," sounding disappointed. He had also made a website for it, but it was just a plain page with a few cheesy glitter banners people had sent him. One of them was mine, I think it was dark blue.

I was working with my colleagues, talking about an upcoming feature that was needed. For some reason, I knew I could fly - even in and out of material - though no one else could. When it was Friday night and I wanted to be done for the weekend, I flew through the building several levels below my coworkers to stay hidden so they couldn't assign me work.

(Note: wrote this up days after dream and forgot most)