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October 13, 2011

Some of my friends and I were watching movies on my basement tv. These weren't movies I could make out.

Eventually, we decided to order out for two pizzas. But everyone had to eat dinner. So, they all gave me money, totaling $20, and told me to order two large pizzas. I dial up Pizza Hut, and call them, ordering three larges because there's a special.

Once the pizza gets here, a kid from my Boy Scout troop is knocking on my door with them. Apparently they're using child labor now. (Should've realized this was a damn dream!) He opens my door without my permission, but he has pizza so it's all good.

He starts wandering around asking stupid questions and breaking everything. I take the pizza upstairs and wait for everyone to come back.

I hear chewing upstairs, and have this sinking feeling. I run upstairs, and see my father and brother finishing up the last box of Pizza Hut Pizza. We have a civil discussion.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" I ask politely.

"Eating the pizza you bought for us," my father replies.

"Why on earth would I buy you pizza?!"

"It's Father's Day or my birthday or something."

"No, it's not. Even if it was, I'd just buy you a damn special occasion card from the dollar store."

"Hah! You can't even afford a dollar. I ate 17 pizza slices to show you how it feels."

"How what feels? And who ate the other 7 slices? There were 7 people! ..I think."

My brother pipes in, "I ate them."

"Ok, look. My friends gave me $20 to buy these damn pizzas. Once they find out what's happened, I'm toast, you jackass."

My father snickers, "Oh well. I think I hear knocking downstairs. You better go check!"

Indeed, there was loud knocking, a telltale sign of when Jane is knocking for you.

"Have fun," my dad says in a fatherly way.

"You too, guys."

I run to the basement, and open the door. The gang is there, waiting to come in.

"Hey, I'm hungry!"

Everyone says this simultaneously. I look at each of them, with their endearing expressions. I take a deep breath, but almost choke.

"Guys. My dad ate them all."

These words hung in the air, literally. Everyone looks at them in dead silence. I fear for my life. Then, they line up side to side. They each say a number at a time. I realize they are counting down. I start laughing, thinking that they can't hurt me because I'm dreaming. As they close in, my mother skips down the steps somehow, telling me my brother and father had heart attacks.

dream
lucid

I was walking past a stone wall and saw a word sitting on top of the wall. I was walking with someone ; i could not remember who but i turned to the person and said

: that is odd i must being dreaming :
I pulled the letter A out of the word and showed it to my friend. I then made the letter bigger and smaller; i changed the color of it from black to orange

Breaking into an apartment

I was a regular male. I felt starring a movie character in a movie...thats why I had changes in point of view.
I was living in a small room of concrete apartment. it was technically not a room; it almost looked like refuge of some kind of Holocaust. the door that slides is made up of concrete also. I think it had a small window. since I'm a movie character, I think was a criminal or someone like that.
I had this superpower of flying, so I tried to leave the town. but I failed so I crushed on my room door. then I tried again, and eventually left the town. while I was flying I saw a small forest? and felt like that there was NY City near me....
then I found some apartments; thought the apartment town was in Sweden or other European country. just being curious (or the feeling I had similar to having lucid dream..this was semi-LD.), I wanted to break in a house in the apartment. so I jumped to the veranda and tried to get in the locked window. I even thought of transforming into a small insect to get in! but when I just looked closely to the window I somehow got into the house. lol
at this moment my point of view was split into 3rd person. this man, or I, was wearing a black criminal mask and suit. I was really a criminal. I opened a room door and there was 4-8 yrs young girl sleeping on the bed. then suddenly I was caught by her 'mom', and the girl caught me to, and they started to beat me. the 'dad' was still sleeping in the room, having a girl/ boy baby beside him, and the mom shouted 'wake up honey!!! you gotta help me!!!' I think the dad slowly woke up.

Time Travel to 80's

(finally I was 'me') I was flying with someone(felt like my teacher?) over the apartments. there was nothing but blue sky above the apartments so I got scared. I landed on the top of the building, and went down on the ground.
this dream felt like that it was in the 80's, maybe '85. suddenly I felt like I had a talent in music, then this old man came to me and said: "you're very talented. I will buy you a headphone." so I thought it must be really old and cheapy bc its 80s.... but the old man said, it's an American headphone.
I was chatting with people sitting in circle. I saw some Asians and Caucasians. this one man said to me:
"you should thank to that old man. that American headphone is like, what, 300,000 wons here(Koera) and maybe 600 dollar in america? you're so lucky!"
....so what? I thought. anyway on the left of me my friend who time traveld to 80s also was sitting next to me, and on the right there was a Native American or Indian woman. we sang the 80s beat song together, and I almost freaking throw up from its disgusting-old-song.

Art Class SpongeBob

I was in the art class at high school. I tried to do watercolor piece but I forgot to bring my watercolors so I was puzzled. so I tried to draw something another. these 2 students were playing computer game, and the substitue teacher yelled at them. idk why, I was playing Sonic game on ipad secretly.
then I threw ipad away and started to draw SpongeBob. my R was infront of me, saying "dude, you dont miss any detail from SpongeBob face. haha look at his eyelids!"
I was drawing 3 eyelids on SpongeBob's eyes. then I'm like "oh! I gotta draw his dimples lool" then I drew his sponge holes too.

I was with a beautiful Chines woman. We were looking at something...information on a piece of paper or something. I was very surprised when she "by chance" touched my hand with hers. Then her leg happened to rest comfortably over mine. It was really nice.

She had a little, blue, rubber fish. It had a slit in the top where you could fill it with Noxema, and hers was full. It was about the size of a woman's thumb. It was so cute, I wanted one.

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I saw a strange hallway with two doors that opened like Star Trek doors. It was a cheap Star Trek type scene too. I thought it was really strange to see the doors like that. Then I was in my mom's old apartment, but my grandmother lived there. It was very dark as though everyone was going to sleep. I think my cousins and maybe my brother were there too.

There was some kind of granule on the floors. I collect sand, so I asked someone for a plastic bag to put some in. I got some from the hall. The living room had a more course grain material, and it was darker. I wanted to collect some of this too, but I didn't want to seem greedy, so I thought I would wait a while.

The hallway was soon carpeted. I knew I needed to hurry and get some of the material from the living-room, but when I went in there, it had been carpeted too. Damn!

Then I was at a job. It was a stressful office job. I forget what was happening in that part of the dream.

Awake now, I still want a little, blue, rubber fish.

My first Lucid dream! (:
i remeber that i was in this type of school hall way, and i remeber rubbing my hands alot so i didnt wake up or lose it.
Dream:
i was in this school hallway and there were zombies everywhere, upstairs, walking on the sides of me, and down the hall walking towards me. i just walked stright looking around but i felt a little bit scared, but i knew i was dreaming. i tried thinking of somthing else but nothing else came to mind at that exact moment. I dont remeber the rest but i wish i knew how to change what i was dreaming of.

So this dream had some really low low awareness spots that I will just count as a non-lucid


I remember this dream starting out in the truck with my mom and me. There was this gate thing and it was supposed to be a portal to terra nova. So my mom drove through and when we got to the other side there was just another part of town and my mom was lost. At this point I think I was lucid but at really low awareness. We ended up going back through the portal and then I asked if I could drive through because I am an oneironaut and I know how the dream world works. I got out of the car and started visualizing this portal, now the portal gate was this rectangular tall structure. So I visualized this gate and then the colors started swirling inside the gate. I leaped through and then slowly opened my eyes and saw these like hologram computer screens. So I guess I was in Terra Nova now.

Now I remember the other part of this dream, I can remember that it had a bit of stuff before this, but I don't want to go into that because I barely remember it. So I remember being in the truck with my brother as he drove away from our street and I said that it would be awesome if we were still dreaming (we had some lucid experiences earlier in the dream) So I did an RC and BAM I was lucid. I now remember being at an intersection in the car with my brother and I was saying that we should go to mars or something cool and he didn't really seem that interested. So I got out of the car and looked to my right and there was a kickass dirtbike there. I shouted, "Hell yeah!". So I ran up to it and thought that I wanted to fly this thing. So I pulled out of the parking lot and into the street, I tried slamming the throttle and leaning back but it didn't work! So I tried it again and still no luck! Then I put on like half throttle and imagined my dirtbike floating up into the sky. So then the dirtbike started lifting up and up and then I leaned back and pointed my nose toward the sky and slammed the throttle and flew through the air. I then got bored or something and jumped off the dirtbike and pulled my parachute close to the ground. ( Now just to mention that in this lucid dream I wasn't very aware and I just seemed to be going through the motions a bit.) Then I remember coming down and my brother being all happy and saying how cool that was.

Now the rest of this "lucid" was pretty stupid and I really don't have a lot of time so I wont DJ it for now.

Sorry about the lack of updates, I have been sleeping with my computer turned off. It's great for increasing the vividness of dreams, but I've only been dreaming of sex for the last 3 days. As a personal rule I don't post sex dreams. Just wanted to update anyone who happened to follow my dream journal, thanks.

My current dream goal is: Draw the symbol on the ground and see what it does, I have a hunch it has something do do with either a portal, my dream guide, or both.

Wish me luck

Dream - Lucid

I felt myself moving into a dream. I wanted to sit up, but not until I knew for sure I was dreaming.

Everything was then very dark around me, like it was the dead of night. I saw a window in my room where it wasn't supposed to be. I kept saying in my head
"I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming."
I sat up, feeling no resistance, but then, I suddenly snapped back down like a rubber band.
Bummer.

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I was in high school band again. I had my bass clarinet out, and I was playing it, just messing around a little. I was standing, then I was sitting in the band at some point. A girl I used to know, Cathy I think, was playing a tenor sax. She was just beginning to learn how to play it. I looked over at her. The tenor sax looked HUGE. I mean, those things are already pretty damn big, but this one was as wide as a tenor and as long as my bass clarinet.

I looked at my reed. I realized that this was the first time I had gotten my bass clarinet out since high school, and that I should have checked it out before just putting it together and playing it. Who knows what kinda gross shit was in there? I started to take it apart in the band room while talking to someone.

At some point, I talked to my old band teacher as well.

Dream skip.

I was about to see Chris again, for the first time in almost a year. Lots of things had changed; he was dating someone else and we hadn't really talked since January. I was really excited to see him.

Then, Chris was there. We were hanging out in an off-white room, I don't know where we were. I know everything was very clear and bright, like it was in the middle of the day. We were laughing and catching up, having a great time. I wanted so badly to tell him how much I had missed him, how much I wanted to spend more time with him. I wanted him to leave his girlfriend and come back to me, but I never said that. I couldn't bring myself to. Regardless, we did some hugging. It was nice.

Chris and I were then on a train. It was a strange train, as it ran on a single track that was raised up above the land, like a monorail. Below the tracks was green grass; we were in the country. The conductor wasn't there, so Chris had to drive the train. I was in there with him. The car was empty and colored grey steel. The only thing it had was a small steering wheel that looked like the steering wheel to a pirate ship, only smaller. I watched out the window as Chris drove the train. We took a curve and had a really close call; the train almost fell of the tracks, but Chris adjusted enough to fix it.

Then, I looked ahead on the tracks. There was a sharp curve coming up, and the track looked corroded. Chris did the best he could, but the train fell on its side and almost all the way off of the track. The right wall of the train fell out, and so did Chris. I rushed over as he was falling and grabbed his hand, saving him from falling to the ground some distance below. I had a rush of adrenaline as I did this, and felt the need to say something that had been bottling up the whole time we had been hanging out; the whole time we hadn't spoken or seen one another.
"I love you," I said.
He did not respond. What was I expecting?

I pulled him back up into the remnants of the train.

We were then suddenly on the ground below the rail. The ground was no longer grass, but a hard, greyish flooring was below our feet. An official-looking woman approached us. She had her blonde hair pulled back tight, and was wearing a suit.
"So far, 8 people were killed," she said, referring to the accident.
I stepped in and defended Chris, telling her that it wasn't his fault and the track had been corroded.

Then, we were back in that room we were in originally. In a way, it now reminded me of a kitchen. Chris got on the phone, a land line, and was talking to someone about how he would be in San Fransisco in a month. I then remembered that he was moving to Chile in a month (he is in waking life). I started to feel defeated. I couldn't believe I had forgotten that.

10/13/11

I was in this big area with a lot of people on a white floor. They were all eating popcorn apparently, and some person said that one of the popcorns had a very small ball that could blow the place up. But we were able to hear its distinct sound that meant it wasn’t going to react to anything. This retard just drops his popcorn box, and has the expression “oh derp! I had that ball.” Everything was quiet, and everyone started to run. I could see myself running, and this guy who was with me was helping me find a way out, which wasn’t hard. I feel myself getting faster and faster, but my eyes opened I can think I was making a reflex with my mouth saying “NO!” or something. I tried to close my eyes, but I couldn’t do a DEILD.

I had another dream that probably occurred because I angry at some fat black girl asking me if she could have her bicycle so she can get home, and was giggling with her other incompetents. I had this dream where I was going through an office with weird arrangements. I went on the right side inside this weird structure, and I see one fat black girl sitting down and just kept going. Then I went up and asked someone where the bathroom was I think. It was some black guy with a cap and your typical “I’m a thug with my pants low” guy, but he was actually pretty nice to me and showed me the way. The way was kind of risky, since upstairs didn’t have a lot of barriers to keep you from falling downstairs.

I paused for a while going up a stair, and the guy said he had to leave. I proceeded to go into the room. I can’t remember what happened after that. But then when I’m leaving an office, I see another fat black girl, and she was on the computer. There was another computer in front of her facing my direction. It had 4 options to like, and I picked too. I can’t remember which, but it was related to her fatness LOL.

Then I had this other dream where I’m in a room, I go into another room and see this cartoon looking environment mixed with reality. Some guy told this girl was butt naked that I basically never had sex. She had a light green hair and a pretty good figure. She asked “He’s 18 and a virgin?” and said that I basically had to GET IT DONE NOW. She gets herself tied up with a dildo inside her vagina over a bathtub. Water splashed from her from behind, and the dildo went a little slower, but still kept going. I can’t remember much after that.

Then I had another dream where I was at GameStop, and there was one game that was going to be discontinued. The person who said that was Fat Black Woman, so obviously a trend here is big fat black women, but I didn’t realize that xD. It was $19.99 for a game, and before I entered the store, a group of guys were saying “Aww man, the line is long in there.” Anyway, I picked up a copy, probably the second to last copy there since everyone had it. It was a Sonic game, and I found out by reading the back because the front cover looked like Shadow the Hedgehog, but it was too hard to tell. Then I decide to put it back because I was worried about me buying it would show up on my debit card activity, which I didn’t want my parents to see.

Then I had another dream where I was going to sleep near a mattress on a floor, and my father said I needed to go to sleep. (My father isn’t here, I’m by myself in my apartment near college, yet I still can’t be aware of that!!). I cuddle myself up with the comforter sheets and see him changing channels on a T.V that was on the left of me. He came once to change the channel and left. I saw something on the T.V. screen that said “Monkey” or something like that.

This next dream I had was weird, I believe it was Arthur from that PBS show, and he was having an adventure somewhere. I think during this dream, I was at H-E-B (a popular store in Texas), and I was going to put a cart where they keep the rest of the carts when you were done shopping and packed your groceries in the car. There was one person who tried to put his cart into the docking station, but someone kept pushing it out. I put mine in and see that they take my cart and kept pushing the other person’s cart out. I saw some big vehicle left of me with some people in it, but I can’t recall it very well.

Then this other dream is Yu-Gi-Oh based. Yami, Marik, Kaiba, and Mai were facing each other on a duel. I believe I was a spectator, but I saw I was doing something during the duel. One of the opponents put a card that stopped a person’s monster and decreased their attack points. I did the same thing and stood in the way of one of their monsters and started laughing, but that’s all I can recall.

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I was standing in some place like an art museum. I stood at the edge of two rooms, like I was in a third room or a hallway. The two rooms were separated from each other by a small divider. Both of the rooms were pretty wide and airy. But the walls seem to have been spattered with paint, mostly red, with highlights of yellow.

In the room on my right, hanging right next to the dividing wall, was a long, hanging-scroll type of artwork. I may have thought of it as a Japanese painting. But may have been more like an embroidery, with a lot of gold thread. It showed Buddha on the top of a mountain, meditating.

A little, Asian boy ran up to the artwork and began pushing at it. He was pushing at it so hard that the fabric was stretching, becoming gauze-like, semi-transparent. I was panicked that the boy was going to tear the artwork. But I didn't want to say anything to him.

I now noticed that the artwork hung by something like a paper towel roll, through which ran a little rod like a metal clothes hanger. As the boy was pushing, the paper towel roll kept coming more and more off the rod. I knew the artwork would crumple to the ground.

I still felt shy about talking to the boy. But I went and found an older Asian man, who I figured must have been the boy's father. The man was skinny, with coppery skin, a receding hairline, and a slim, square cut of dark, black hair.

The man seemed to have a little trouble understanding English. But once he understood what I was saying, he went after the boy. By this time the artwork had probably been pushed to the ground. There seemed to be smoke, more like the sweetish-smelling stage smoke, all over the place. I seemed to be standing behind waist-high stacks of boxes.

The man and I now stood in another room, which was like the frame of a burnt-out house. There was smoke or steam everywhere around us. But we may basically have been outside, on a kind of yellowy-pale day.

The woman was upset, possibly because the artwork had been ruined. She was telling me and the man that she would be fine.

I now saw from the woman's viewpoint. I told the man (and somebody else?) that I was going to go home and shoot myself in the heart.

Dream #2

I was in a living room with my old friend R. I sat on the floor. R sat either on the floor or on the couch. The room was kind of dim, and there was stuff, including blankets, cluttered all around us.

I had a huge cookie before me. It was maybe 75cm in diameter. It was white, and it may have had something in it, like walnuts or pecans.

R encouraged me to eat the cookie. He seemed to think I was being a bit too shy about it. So I took a piece off the edge of the cookie and ate it.

R now revealed that he had a huge, brown cookie with stuff in it like chocolate chips, but not quite. R had to unwrap his cookie from a clear cellophane wrapper. He began eating his cookie and bragging about how good it was. Something about this was supposed to make me feel bad, like he'd "tricked" me into eating my own cookie while he got to eat his cookie, which was better than mine.

I decided I'd test out R's cookie, so I grabbed a chunk of it and ate it. R looked at me like he wanted to kill me.

Dream #3

It was night. I was in the back of the car with a guy. I sat on the left side. The guy sat on the right.

The guy was kind of tall, heavy, with a rounding jaw and squarish head. He had a short, square haircut with red-brown hair. He wore a black leather jacket. When he spoke, the guy had an accent that sounded Russian to me.

The guy talked about the Federico Fellini movie La Strada. He mentioned a group of people who were in the movie, but more in a sense like the movie was a real-life environment, of which they were a part. They had come into this place as spies. They may have been from the FBI.

The guy said these FBI spies had had such a great time in La Strada. "If they were having such a good time there, why did they go back to America? Why didn't they stay?"

Something about what the guy said didn't make sense to me. It may have been that I'd thought that of course the guys would want to go home: they'd only been here to spy.

We drove past some building like an auto repair garage. The garage door was all clear plexiglass, and the lights were on in the garage. But a couple of guys were pasting a humongous map of the United States up against the garage door, to block the view inside.

This is actually a dream from the other day. It's not very long, but it was really vivid, and when I saw people "liked" it in the "one sentence"-thread, I thought I could post it. It's about inception.

Lucid
Non-Lucid
Thoughts

Hi Dom Cobb:

Okay, as I just said, it's not a very long dream, but again, it was very vivid, and I talked to Dom Cobb (Leonardo DiCaprio), so that was cool. So here we go.

I was standing in a weird city. I looked at the buildings, and saw all the details. The buildings were all grey/black, and the sun was shining, but the sky wasn't blue but white, probably because of clouds. "I've seen this city before.. But where?" I asked myself. 20 meters away, there were other people, and I was just about to walk over and talk to them, when my face suddenly turned into this: .
Right there, in the middle of the town, the city began to be folded, exactly like this:


I ran over to the other people, I thought the world was going to collaps, and I was really freaked out! And then I saw who it was.



I forgot all about the weird city, and said "Hi!". They all said hello to me too, and we began to walk through the town. Everyone looked at us, and seemed to be a little bit mad. Probably because we were in Cobbs dream. I remember I talked to Cobb, but I can't remember what we talked about. Only that it was about dreams, and stuff like that. It was so cool.

Haha, that's amazing when you dream about something like that, because you can find the exactly pictures/videos, and show other people it!

After a 4-5 year hiatus from trying to LD, I'm finally going back to my old methods, and trying to get better. This is the 2nd night, waking up after 6 hours and attempting MILD.

I'm laying in bed thinking about dreaming, what I should be doing for reality checks, and wondering if I'll be able to successfully LD again. I look at my hands and start counting my fingers (as I do during the day to reality test). I then notice I definitely went above 5 (I hope I can count, but let me try again). I hit 6, and it hits me pretty hard that I'm finally LDing again. I end up in a lagoon/marsh area, resembling a painting of a beach I have behind my bed, although I didn't jump through it. The colors are a vivid blend of red and amber, and there are people laying down next to the water. I decide to drag one into the water- I'm not really sure why. I continue down the marsh area a bit. The dream begins to fade though, and I soon wake up. A crazy chain of Lucid Dreams and False Awakenings and ensues, but I'll fill in the entry later today.

- An awesome 2nd day back!

This next segment was a string of roughly 3 Lucid dreams, all spaced out by real and false awakenings. My memory isn't exact though as I am writing this about a week after the fact. Anyway, I did not need to look for a dream sign; I was instantly lucid in my room. I kept trying to jump through my mirror since this technique used to work for getting into new dreamscapes. I constantly just banged into the mirror,however, but saw a pretty acurate reflection of myself. I decided to exit through the window. I woke up in real life, went back to bed, and the dream continued in a similar place. This time I flew into the backyard and landed on the first floor patio. The rest of the dream is a blur, although I do remember another awakening sometime during the course of it.

Deep dreams where weird tonight. Holy craps.

Huasca castle.
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I was busy brewing aya. Made 3x3 washes and remembered i forgot to soak em beforehand. I guess i drank the aya because i ended up in a Castle. I had the distinct deja vu feeling of being here before. Either i just dreamed of going there twice because my memory is flawed, but there where loads of games/tracks in this castle. They where very difficult and intense. I remembered the last time i went on the main track i made it 75% of the way before time ran out. I was asked to perform or to be the lead man on this track because there are loads of people doing the same track. I thought it would be easy since i almost made it the last time. Í don't remember being on the track.
The whole dream/scenery was a weird mix of Takeshi's Castle and Unreal Tournament bunnytrack. There was a black kind of wannabee gangster guy from school there. He just laughs at me, the fucker.

In a later, different dream i was in a small tunnel. Kind of reminded me of my intestines in retrospect. I think there where people there. And i was supposed to travel trough the tunnel and come back. I did this routine a bunch of times. Then there was a hole and i jumped in it and here i either woke up or i just don't remember.


Carnival/hotel
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I was riding bycicles with guys. We planned on visiting a carnival somewhere. But we ended up in a really big hotel. With loads and loads of girls all around the place. I remember running trough the hallways having fun and stuff. I don't remember much else but at some point we went to my room with a whole bunch of people. And i was sitting on my chouch and someone put music on, i put some tunes on aswell. I was sitting there and i was very interested in one specific girl. And i was having one girl on my left arm and one on my right arm. I don't quite remember how they looked but i know that one of them had small titties and the other one had medium sized. (ofc, THIS i do remember. )

Later on I was at my niece's house. With her friends and girlfriends. There was one really sweet (young) looking girl that i caught staring at me a lot. She didn't say much the entire time but when we where in the kitchen together i talked a bit and asked her how old she was, i thought she was 16. She said noo no i'm just 13. then i grabbed her anyway and gave her a kiss on the mouth. No tongue just normal kisses. It was really cute.


Skater kids
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I was in another town, it was dark in the evening but there where loads of street lights to luminate the place. I was skating or riding a bike and i noticed a woman on the other side of the street simply passing by. I was riding behind a policewoman on a horse. I did my best to avoid the crap that came out of the horse. It was going a bit slow so i passed her by. Eventually i made it to a hill just above a lake. I was definetly skateboarding here and i might have accidantilly ran over a kid that was also skateboarding. His skateboard fell in the water and he wanted me to go grab it. The hell was freakishly dangerous and u could easily slip and fall on rocks. I tried to climb on the ledge down and asked the kid not to stand on the hell else he might fall. He was stubborn and refused. I realized i coulden't climb down and we walked around to go down. The kid was about 12 year old and we talked a bit. He said he smoked cigarettes and drank alcohol. Dumb kids i thought, already doing all the wrong things. Two of his friends joined us and they where really cool and funny. That's all i remember tho.

Lucid
Dream
Non-Dream

Dream 1:
I am on a mission. Sark is there. I am transported from my small plane to the water. I travel on some strange box-like boat that can only fit one person into a cave at the edge of the water. My father is behind bars on one end of the cave, and Sark is behind bars at the other. They argue and eventually some kind of agreement is reached. As I am leaving, I mouth "you're good" to Sark, and feel quite stupid about myself for saying such strange things.



*Note: Sark is the villian in a series I am watching at the moment called Alias. He is quite a good looking villian

Dream 2:
I was in a fight between two teams in an arena. The arena appeared to be similar to the Colmen Centre at school (large indoor sports centre used for assemblies) and I was on the mezzanine floor near the far right corner. I played a very important role in the fight because I was the healer, and a very good one at that. I used my mind power to conjur coloured mists and lights around my fellow team members to heal them. I could also conjur red sparks to attack the other team. Sometimes I also summoned red clouds which caused intense itching. After a short struggle, we won the game.

When I finished I went down the stairs and sat on the ground with these two little girls. The ground was covered in brown bark, trinkets and toys. We picked up the toys with chocolate balls in them and popped the chocolate in our mouths. I decided I didn’t want to go back to class, instead I would stay here with the girls. One of the girls left and I discovered that the remaining girl was quite intelligent, despite her young age. We talked in all seriousness for a short time. Much to my dislike, the teacher that had been patrolling the area spotted me and the girl. However, she only told me to sit on a chair instead of standing up. Shoving an extremely tall chair beneath me, the teacher made sure I was sitting down and then left.

Eventually I decided I had to go back to class. But for some reason I was in Brisbane Grammar School (another school around my area) which was apparently connected onto my school. I tried to find my way out, seeing that there were many students that I recognized who were also lost and trying to find their way out. I followed them for a little bit, thinking it was better to stick with somebody I vaguely knew than to go off on my own in a foreign place.

I vaguely remember there being love in my dream, but I don’t remember if I was the one feeling it or somebody else was. Or possibly I was, then I changed characters. I specifically remember being with my close friend Amsie and there was a couple kissing next to us. We were laughing about it and timing how long they kissed for on my IPod. We recorded 2 minutes and 34 seconds.

I was in some kind of arena again. I was on one side of the arena, but I had to quickly get to the other before I became trapped by the water in between. The water was quickly rising and I had to race across the sand. There were others in front of me that seemed to have no problem with running across the sand, yet I was significantly slowed by it. However, I still made it in time.

The scene changed. An evil rainbow, white gremlin/alien creature forced me to become a replica of itself. The creature in fact, looked a little bit similar in body shape to Squidward from Spongebob. I had to go around a shopping centre and dance with a line of people in pretty dresses. Or, to be more accurate, dance with a line of dresses with people. Some of them judged me on my dancing out of 10. I specifically remember receiving a 4 because I did not know I was being judged. The second score I received was a 7, which I was quite happy with. At the climax of the dream, the police/judges discovered what the evil gremlin thing was. I waved my hands and signalled that I was just a replica. I was not the evil gremlin thing, it was. From there I had to run for my life around the supermarket to escape the gremlin. I shook off my disguise as I went. It all turned out well in the end, although I do not remember the specific ending.

Side notes: I woke up at about 2:00 am after my first dream, but did not wish to move and write it down. I regret this greatly as I can only remember a tiny fragment from this dream which at 2 am sounded amazing. I wish I remembered more from my second dream also, because I know there are exciting parts that I cannot recall.

Task of the Year: Nightmare On Elm Street
I am in high school, walking down one of the hallways with lockers on both sides of the hall. I am looking for my own locker, and I can't remember where the locker is, but I know I am late heading to my next class. I am getting frustrated with finding my locker and feeling rather stupid… but finally I find it. Great… now I can't remember the combination. I take a hair pin from the floor and start trying to pick the lock to my own locker. It opens and I see my books on the bottom, and there is a kid that looks to be about 8 years old impaled on the coat hanger on the back of the locker. And he is still alive, he is weakly trying to get down, blood coming from his mouth in strangled gasps… A gloved hand explodes through the boy's chest, there are knives on the glove like in Nightmare On Elm Street. The boy's body is broken in half and pulled through a hole in the back of the locker. I look through the hole and see something on the other side, a figure that has some resemblance to Freddy Krueger, but is even uglier and more disgusting… he is eating the flesh off of the boy's arm. He looks up at me and snarls in a horrible grin. Thoughts of Freddy Krueger lead to thoughts of dream demons and thoughts of dreaming… I can fight this guy… this is my dream! I move closer to the hole in the locker and Freddy reaches through to grab hold of me. I grab his hand before he can stab me with the knives and I will not let go, I twist it in a martial arts move and flip him over. The glove comes off in my hands, he glares at me and the dream shifts.

I am now at what looks like a mining site of some kind, I am still holding Freddy Krueger's glove in my hands, but now I see that I am not alone. There are a couple of men there with me, they are getting really close and hot and heavy with each other. They are kissing very passionately and feeling each other up… then they see me and cool it a bit. One of them, a black guy, says the two of them are ready to come out of the closet. Where did Freddy Krueger go? I don't care if these guys are gay or not… I want to find that dream demon. Well, I don't have long to wait. The ground starts to rumble and shake and then a huge worm / snake thing with the face of Freddy Krueger erupts from the ground and bites on to the black guy.

The other guy, a white guy, screams no over and over again, jumping up and down in place like a scared little girl. I still have Freddy's glove… I use the glove and sink the knives into the neck of the worm thing, making it roar in anger and pain and spit the guy out. He is covered in brown goop but seems unharmed. The guy's boyfriend hugs him and now they are both covered in goop. I am focused more on Freddy. He is trying to maneuver around and bite me, but the knives of the glove are imbedded in the thing's neck and I am holding on to that. So his moving around succeeds only in cutting him deeper. I focus on the song Damage Inc. by Metallica to send fire energy right through the glove and into the worm creature. The thing erupts into flames from the inside out and is gone in a blaze of fire which somehow doesn't burn me. I look to see if the two men are alive and they are making love on the ground… naked… covered in goop… yuck… not something I want to see so I wake up.

Viral
I am in a strange underground cavern which I somehow know is located underneath MoSh's inner world, and things have gone very wrong there lately. I look around and see I am in what appears to be a central chamber with many smaller caves branching off to the sides in various directions. Data is suspended in the middle of the room by a vast array of colorful wires which seem to be connecting him to every corner of the cavern and beyond. I have the idea that all of these twisted wires and cables are connecting Data to every aspect of MoSh's inner world. But there is something wrong. Data does not look right, in fact he looks stark raving mad. His eyes have a flashing red glow to them, there is smoke rising from several of the places where the wires are connected to him, and he is laughing maniacally. He seems to not have noticed me. I move towards Data, wondering what is wrong, and he finally notices me and announces I have great timing and I am about to witness the birth of a new era, where all will be perfection and there will be no flaws. Wtf? Apparently Data has lost it… I ask him what he is talking about… he said everything that is flawed will be purged and replaced with pure perfection. I notice that he is also talking strange… "All in the-the-the world that is fla-a-awed will be pur-pur-ged and repla-ce-ce-ce-d with pure per-fect-fect-perfection!" Stuttering beyond belief. Maybe he has a virus? But there's no way he could have a virus… he has penticon CPUs… they don't get viruses, do they? Only one way to find out. I use the penticon processor I have implanted in my head to generate nanites. I send the nanites through one of the cables near me that is connected to Data. Apparently Data registered the intrusion at the last minute, he tries to block the nanites out by disconnecting many of the wires, but it's too late. The nanites are already inside. And there is a virus! The virus has programmed Data to see all biological living beings as flawed and thus must be eliminated, he apparently tried to eliminate Asuka… where is she now? Data doesn't know. That could be a good thing… the last Data saw she was ok at least. I direct the nanites to delete the virus from Data's programming and restore him to optimum operating conditions… and then stick around and act as an anti-virus for Data in the future.

Sweet Sacrifice
I am in a forest walking along a path that has been clearly marked out through the trees. The path looks heavily traveled, there are many footprints heading both directions. I follow the path for a short ways and find there is a small town at one end that looks like something out of a RPG fantasy game. I decide I want to see where the other direction of the path leads before talking to anyone in the village, so I turn and leave before anyone sees me. I hear someone over there is arguing… and I listen in… and it seems some woman is pissed off because she doesn't think her son should be the one to be sent to satisfy the demon… I follow the trail in the other direction, maybe I can see what is going on. The trail leads through a very pleasant forest, the sounds of the birds singing, the wind in the trees… someone screaming in agony… wait… not such a nice sound… I hurry along the path and find a shrine at the end of it. There is a woman there, she looks like a hooker… scantily dressed and appearing sexy, long black hair, unnaturally white skin, bright red lips…

and there is a young man chained to what appears to be an altar. He sees me arrive and can't seem to decide if he wants me to help him or run for my life. The woman has razor sharp finger nails and she uses one to cut a square of skin off the man's chest which she eats in the manner a seductress would eat a particularly tantalizing piece of chocolate. The man screams in pain, which she seems to enjoy as much as the food. She asks if I came to watch or if I want to join in. She laughed. She said leave or I would be dessert. I tell her that could never happen, she can't take me. She seems annoyed at the challenge… she says she hasn't had a fool villager challenge her for a long time, this will be fun. She attacks me, her finger nails grow into massive talons, apparently she thinks she will just rip me open. Epic fail. I form Witchblade into a sword and relieve her of her head. How pathetically weak for a demon… I set the prisoner free just before I wake up

EVE: Fox In The Hole

I am inside a game of EVE Online and I am flying a drake loaded down with heavy missile launchers. Furthermore, I am pissed off. I am pissed off at another player by the username of Foxtrot 02 for recently putting me in a very uncomfortable position involving secrets and backstabbing against the CEO of our online corporation… that gets too convoluted to get into here, suffice it to say I am out for blood. I am flying my drake from asteroid belt to asteroid belt in the solar system Kaaputenen which is where Fox usually hangs out. I finally find him in one of the asteroid belts in his retriever mining some pyro from a couple asteroids.

Normally I am not in favor of attacking an unarmed mining ship, but in this case I make an exception. I open fire on Fox's retriever with a barrage of missiles. He launches his drones, but the drones are barely launched before my missiles wipe his retriever from existence. Fox's pod is now floating in space. Boom! I blast the pod before he can warp away. In the chat window I see Fox is cursing fluently at me, I tell him that's what he gets for the position he put me in. He says I will pay for that and then goes silent. Shortly later Fox warps back into the asteroid belt, this time he is in a tengu…

which is an advanced battleship. Wait a minute… Fox can't fly a tengu! But there it is… While I am wondering how it is even possible he blows up my drake. I launch in my fire valkyrie instead of my pod, however. Now it is his turn to pull a "wtf" and have the hesitation prove fatal. I blast his tengu into debris. I then blast his pod. Ha! That's twice, Fox! I blasted you twice! Ship and pod both times! You should count yourself double podded!