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This dream i had was rather funny.I have a thing with this girl named emily.An she showed up in my dream last night.In the dream we were in sociology an the teacher who i dont like at all was asking questions then hey said now Ian do you know what today is for Emily cock in my butt hahaha its a funny nickname my friend gave her. I felt bad because i didnt know.It was her birthday that was the answer rather funny my dream would use that kick name haha!

My Fracking House

In real life, NPR has been talking about fracking. I think I heard this in my sleep. I dreamed that
"they" were fracking in my neighborhood (though I was living somewhere I have never lived before).
All the houses were moving up and down in a wave as a result of the fracking going on.

I said to an unseen DC that "Luckily, I can slide my house away" or something like that. I pulled a piece
of decking that my house was on. When the fracking wave came buy, it missed my house--then I was able
to slide it back.

Making it with an Old Lady

I got some ice cream in a strange restaurant / shop. An lady came with me
and said I could lick her head. I know that's what you want to do. It wasn't strange
in the dream as some how that equated to licking my ice cream.

I never did lick her hair, which is what I would have done at that point.
My thinking changed to where it didn't really make much sense to lick
her hair, so I eventually forgot about it. Then I started trying to make a
move on this lady who became an old lady. She wasn't attractive in the
least, and she was about 65 or 70 years old. I picked out a place
for us to sit. It was a quality wooden bench, a little off to the side.

We sat down, then we were able to lie down. It was a bed all of a sudden. I was having
trouble with the idea of what I was doing, though I didn't stop. She seemed to have a
decent figure, except she had a belly.

I eventually saw her breast, nipple and all. I went to suck it, but that part is foggy. I was
grossed out by the thought of what I was doing.

I was at the top of a water slide. Some one went down right after a little girl, knocking her off the side of the slide. I ran over and grabbed her hand. I was having a hard time pulling her up, her hand kept slipping. It was a long way down. I almost let go, but I managed to pull her up. We went to the bottom of the slide and everyone was cheering for me.

I was in someone's room (my own?) and I was mapping a song on Osu. I was with my step brother and my little brother. They were left behind by thier friends who went somewhere, so I said they could stay with me. I showed them a game where you play as a lion and you hunt other animals.

I was at a play or something. Halfway through the play, some of the actors came out into the aisle and played a game of bowling with some of the people in the audience. There were some vocaloid cosplayers, but they were terrible. Kagamine Len was wearing Rin's bow, and they got all of the details wrong.*

I was in front if a library with my brother mike. He got some books and brought them out, so I started to read. However, my mom told me we couldn't take the books outside. I thought my brother checked them out, but he just brought them outside. Either way, I said it would be fine and we would return them in a few minutes anyway.

I dressed up qs santa for sone kids. It was at my moms house and i was going to drop some presents for them. I got really excited and happy to do this for them. Some of my santa suit broke and i had to run out so they wouldnt see me. It was time to go up to the mountains to meet with family. I threw the santa suit in the garbage and tried to hide it from the kids. They found out and were really sad to find out there was no santa. Was driving up to the mountains with the weeds family. At first it was mine but it changed to my family. We were really late and all the attractions were closed. Shane was playing games the whole time and didn't care. We we're deciding on if we should leave or stay and decided to stay. Silus and I ran past security and hid. He didn't see us and ran past a slope and fell all the way into the water. We laughed and watched him slowly swim out and leave. We looked around and saw that the restricted section was full of rich kids. Silus said there were different classes in the world and that's what the worlds like. We saw the entrance and watched kids attempt to get inside and get rejected. This happened for a while. Someone sat next to me and I saw it was the security guard. He kicked us out. I pretended to run back in but was joking. We went back to the car and found out our car was dead. I prepared myself to become one with the mountain. Estabon said it didn't have to be that way and that we would steal a car and get away. I ran to get Shane and we stole the car and quickly drove away.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning!

21.45: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm with a bunch of guys from work. We're at a mountainside and I almost fall down. I hold on to the ledge to not slide down the slippery rock. I start seeing beer bottles all around and the guys start talking about which beer is the best.

*I'm with my friend Henrik and we're going to bathe some sauna. He takes a shower with his pants down by his ankles for some reason. "What are you doing? Take them off dude" I say and laugh. I take a shower myself and talk about heat or something.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

i was at this house with my siblings....and the setting around the house changed.....and i was at this pond thing....an me and my 2 bothers found this small dock and this shed thing that had only one door and it lead to the water.....the pond kept changing size and shape....and my brother that was 2 years younger than me was cleaning it out....and i was helping him take stuff back to the house because that place was packed and my other brother (6 years younger than me) was using this boat to transport us.....and it looked like a toy and barely fit me and him.....

then we decided to use a zip line to take things to and from the shed......the house was up hill.......and i eyed up where to put the line.....and thought it would be good to take things down to the shed......but everyone else thought it would be better to move things from the shed up to the house.....so they did that instead.....which had gravity going backwards.....but i didn't care.......and we had a ski lift type chair made of cardboard transporting people up hill....there were no mechanics.....just a thin rope which i was surprised didn't snap......and we had 2 people on swings that were a foot from the ground to tell us if the rope looked like it was going to snap.......and the one asked what she should do.....and i told her to scream if she falls because that means the people much higher up are falling and going to die.......

and then we were going back and forth in the boat......and i accidentally knocked over the water color drawings my two sisters made and they were mad......the water was hip high and they had it in a bucket to dry.....and i moved and a small wave knocked over the bucket and they were both pissed at me

the next dream.....we were in the same house.....but there was a tiny alley to go through to get from the street to the back yard where the only door was.....and the alley was so tiny i don't even know how i fit because my ears kept scraping the walls......and my friend was following me there.....and we got to the back yard......and she asked why i didn't just go through the back yard from the road out back because that looked much easier......then i saw a snake that my mom's ex-boyfriend was holding....he was always trying to scare me......it had teeth like a shark but it was obviously dead so i didn't care.......then there were tiny snakes as long as my finger that kept falling from the sky......and these guys from the conservation district came and dug up our yard and put them in buckets of water that we all had to get from the stream across the street.......none of this was weird to me though

the next dream....i was in the same house.....except i was getting these tests with weird questions.......they took me to the attic so it would be quiet....but it was summer and hot and they didn't even open a window.......and the first question i messed up.......because they had an upside down Q and i had to match it to the keyboard and i hit where the q would be on a regular keyboard without looking at the buttons......they were all really weird looking.....and then i had to start over......and they had me defining weird words i've never heard of.......but i seemed to get all the questions right.......when i got down stairs......which was a ladder....i have no idea how the test lady did it in high heals though..........she said she had the results.......and she was talking to the other lady.....and they were whispering and saying that my problem was pretty much that i was too smart for my own good

the next one was me getting raped and beaten and taken to a hospital to get bandaged up and report it......and they switched me to a guy doctor who wanted to transfer me to another long term hospital for trauma.....and i kept begging the nurses to get me a different doctor because i didn't want a guy after what i'd been through and i cried the whole dream

the next was me just talking with my siblings at my old house....but i kept having these thoughts of wanting to hit them all the time like my mother did....and i kept crying whenever i thought of it.......and my mother kept hitting them but then my dream would flash and it would be me watching myself hit them from outside of my body and i would cry more

the next was at a costume store.....but i was getting art supplies.....and these two guys with guns came in to rob it and i was telling them that the dress looks more like a t-shirt and i need to add lots of fabric to it (like i did to my halloween costume last year)......and i kept annoying them and not being afraid and they rolled their eyes and walked out

I dreamed that I joined the military and was deployed somewhere without basic training. I remember the place we were in looked weirdly familiar to a farm near my house, except the sky was red-orange. I also remember that the military guys weren't wearing normal military clothes. They were wearing utility vests, skater shorts (you know, those shorts that go halfway down your calf), and sandals. Also, all of their clothes were beige.

A side note here, this is my second time in a week specifically remembering the color beige in a dream.

I remember, at some point, walking into a bathroom where we were, except it wasn't a normal bathroom. It was very dark in there, the floors were black and white checkered, and instead of a normal bathroom, it was more like a long hallway that went as far as I could see (which wasn't very far because it was dark and the hall just faded into black), with metallic urinals all along one wall.

I went to pee, and all of a sudden like 5 military guys burst into the bathroom, making a lot of noise. I remember not being able to pee (shy bladder), and eventually just leaving. I went out and remember one of the military guy talking to another one about eventually over-throwing the country we were in.

At this point I woke up and went back to sleep.

All I remember about this dream is trying to bend a horseshoe with Leonardo da Vinci.

And then I woke up. I wonder if I would have better dream recall if I wrote down my dreams before rolling over and going back to sleep.

Our youth group wanted a new place to meet, so we get a huge mansion. We each have a bedroom with our name artistically added to it. I find Kieran's, Devin's, and Megan's. I never found mine. We all go back downstairs to have the meeting. During the meeting, I'm accused of having to go to swim practice and leaving early. This is morning, swim is at night, so I stomp off and go up some unexplored stairs. I find Aelita Andre, the four year old artist that I'm doing a report on. She glares at me and starts singing "Set Fire to the Rain" by Adele. All of a sudden, I'm outside with my brothers and parents. Everyone else is gone. Fire is all around the city, and terrorists are on their way to bomb the mansion. Dad decides to blow it up himself. I agree, thinking that he will follow us while we run from the bomb, but sad music starts to play as he walks off, like in a movie. I realize that he would be blown up in the attack, and grab him. I refuse to let him sacrifice himself. So we all run away, he throws the bomb on top of the building as he runs. Mom is lagging, but sprints, jumps, lands on one foot on top of a six foot fence, jumps off, and lands on her face. After a second, she gets up and starts running again. As we all climb the fence, I see little Aelita running as fast as her four year old legs can run. I realize that she'll be caught in the blast. Scene shifts, I'm in a newroom watching a threat screen. The blue warning is just here and there. All off a sudden, a massive blue circle appears. I hear my parents talking in the backround.

I'm helping Noah from the Bible round up people to put on the ark. I find a half-wolf, half-man couple and look at my list. Oddly enough, they made the list, so I tell them where to go. I am one of the only humans who can come. My mother and grandfather must stay behind But I do my duty to Noah, and round up some more "people". We all get on the boat, with our things packed, and I play with toddlers for what seems like forever. Then I check my phone, and text my mother to see if she is still alive. She say "I'm stil alive, but I am less then mortal." I peek out the door, and a mountain is approaching. I grab the steering while and manage the currents and arrive in a cove. We pile out, and are greeting by people. We gather our clothes from where they fell out onto the beach, but I can't find my shorts and tank tops. Bummed, I keep walking. I find a table, where two men are about to sell a bundle of clothes to a woman. I look closer at the clothes. They're my shorts and tank tops! Somehow, they give them back.

I'm at a supermarket with Braden and a boy. Braden goes off to get food, we shop around for a bit. In the dream, I like the boy, and he lets me use his phone to call my parents. We looks at some pottery, and we're content. Then, all of a sudden we're mad and yelling at each other. I mean, in a split second. Then we'd be fine for a while, then same thing. We FINALLY got to the checkout aisle, and he grabs my phone and puts it on a far shelf. I ask for it back, he refuses. Okay, now I'm mad and embarrassed, because other people are in front of me in line. I demand it back, he grabs one of those black item dividers and hits me without it. I scream at him to stop, not caring if others were watching. Then I wake up

My twin sister, who occasionally co-stars in my dreams with me, and I are escorted into a huge throne room. Scarlet banners hang from the walls, and the floor tiles were gold. The king was there, but I can't remember what he looked like. He asked my twin what went best with wine, She tells him 'white dumplings'. Wrong answer, so we are escorted downstairs to where many others live who have failed the test. I never answered the question, so I am lined up with four others, who have yet to give an answer. We go upstairs, a new girl comes in and goes first. She says something, it is the correct answer, and she is named as an elf, which haven't existed in years.

Scene shifts, we're on my grandmothers front porch. She is holding a little green-and-purple cardboard circle with a hole in the middle. She comments on how the flowers are withered. I look at her, trying to relay a point. She understands somehow, and kisses the circle. Not exactly what I had in mind. She thinks for a moment, then whistles softly. A few of the flowers start moving, then top. I figure she could use some help. I start to sing very softly, just giving her a push. The flowers started to bloom. The new girl looks on in wonder. My twin walks up form behind us and starts to hum. The flowers brighten. As I sing, my twin hums, and the new girl whistles, the flowers bloom, lift, and brighten. We were each given elven names, but I couldn't remember what they were. I only remembered that I was sun, my twin was earth, and the new girl was water.

A few hours later I looked back in my journal. I KNEW that we had been given names. I went on Google Translate and typed 'sun'. I tried different languages. After many different tries, I picked French. It said that 'sun' in french was Soleil. As soon as I saw that I remembered our given names. My name was Soleil, the new girl was Eau, and my twin was Terre. I didn't have to translate them to know what they meant. One my coolest dreams ever

I'm a young girl in a supermarket aisle. It's the Halloween costume aisle, amd there is a man standing there. I ask him if he can teach me how to fight. He looks at me, I put on my innocent face. He agrees to teach me, and grabs a toy sword out of a canister. It is considered a real sword, even though all it can do is whack people. A bunch of monsters appear, no one expects me to win. They come at me one at a time, and I beat them all. Beat as in 'tired of being hit by my little toy sword'. All of a sudden, a bunch of fix things appear and I freak out. I run over to my teacher, give him the sword, and hide behind him. He fights them off

[B]Drawing Clouds[/B]


[COLOR="#8b0000"]Nan is painting a picture of a scene. She doesn't allow other people to help her, but I assume I am allowed to so I start drawing the clouds on the top half of her drawing. I start using a bunch of different colors to draw them, but I realized it might not be something she likes. I ask her what color she wants me to use. She points to a light blue color marked by a pen. I am confused because I can't understand why she would want me to use pen on her painting. Dream shifts to a scene where some of the colors are painting with rainbow colors to outline them. The colors are very bright and vivid on the monotone- type drawing.[/COLOR]

[B]Manipulation of Fog[/B]

[COLOR="#8b0000"]Going over an idea of manipulating fog/clouds to run parallel to a stadium set up for a bunch of people. The idea is to have the people able to see a stage of fog in front of them when they sit down. [/COLOR]



[B]Losing Earrings[/B]

[COLOR="#8b0000"]Around a bunch of people near mounds of dirt. I keep dropping my earrings on the ground and keep having to use a new pair. I realize how wasteful this is and start trying to look for my earrings, but it is impossible to find them. I finally find a nice pair that I like, but they are so old and warped that they do not stay on my ears.[/COLOR]

[B]Hot Women and Curly Hair[/B]

[COLOR="#8b0000"]A couple of guys are talking about "hot women" and bring up their hairstyles which is a big pouffy curly look. Picture of the woman looks like an anime character drawn in photoshop.[/COLOR]

[B]English and Russian Handwriting[/B]

[COLOR="#8b0000"]A girl asks for me to write my name. I ask her in English or Russian? Before she answers I decide to write both. She is impressed with my english signature and the big elementary letters I use to write it in Russian.[/COLOR]

The main dream i remember was somewhat of a flase awakening I was very sure I was awake and that i smoked some weed and then got very upset that i was likely going to fail my urine analysis the next week and kind of threw a fit with my friend. It was not his fault at all i had just forgotten and hit the bowl a few times then rembered later on and i remmber it was kind of earth shattering to me, which inreality it wouldnt have been such a big deal.

The second dream i recall was very intense it was me and my two friends biking to another location and we had passed to turn so we kept biking for a good distanceand ended up at the edge of town by a bridge where we turned around and somehow caused traffic problems and as we or /I passed over the bridge i remember a semi-truck falling over and barely missing me as i peddeled into the ditch and seen my friends bike next to me get smashed and then another two large truck/vehicles were tumbling toawrds us and then i looked at my gps to review the incident and realized the friends bike was hit and thought that my frined was prolly hurt on of the vehicles was in the river under the bridge and i got scarred and yelled for my friends they were actually still on the other side of the bridge having seen what was commming jumping onff their bikes or the road previous to me and then there was also a train flying by at the moment and a bunch of cut large tree logs floating down the river. just trying to review the gps which somehow cought the video of the vehicles flying inches above me at like 60mph was very remarkable i recall and was the last thing i remembered.

So hopefully i'll be getting back into LD'ing. I've been busy/unmotivated to do it for a while, but maybe i can get myself into a habit of recording my dreams and practicing different LDing techniques. I'm hoping for the best, but i probably won't post in this journal for a while again. Not like yall really care, no-one is probably reading this, but it is mainly for me.