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6:13 am

I was choosing to do something together with some people. We have a prisoner that we captured. We're in school. There are Occultists? The term "melt down."

I was at a friends house in Bristol (even though I've never been there to visit this friend yet). I was playing with a dog in the garden when this Jaguar appears so I run into the next garden and gather up my friend, the dog, some other people including children and the neighbours and get them into the house and lock the Jaguar out. One guy in the house has a wound on his face which I ask if he got from the Jaguar but he says no.

Suddenly I'm back at the house where I live, and am looking out the window at this crazy bitch with dark hair in the street smashing at peoples doors with a shovel. She then comes to ours with an accomplice, a blonde woman with greenish eyes. I call the police and describe what I've seen happen and that they're now at our door harassing us but the police just hang up not caring!

So I open the door to confront them but the dark haired woman tries to cut the top of my hand with a rusty garden tool she's took from our porch (like a sickle), but it's too blunt and just sort of scratches my skin. The blonde woman just stands there smirking and I remember seeing a neighbour who I think was another old friend of mine's Mother just watching us out the window (even though she doesn't even live in this street).
I then woke myself up screaming 'GET AWAY!!'.

I know why I had this dream because the same night a strange woman rang the doorbell at about 11pm asking for someone called Simon & when I said no-one called Simon lived here she asked if anyone next door was called Simon to which I replied there was no-one round here called Simon. It freaked myself & my Mother out a bit as it was late for someone to be calling and the woman was just weird and shifty most likely mentally ill or on drugs.

Only one dream to recall from last night. It starts with me going out to my car. For some reason my mom is visiting and we're going out to the car to chat where no one can hear us. My daughter follows up though. I get in the passengers seat, and my mom in the drivers seat and my daughter climbs around the car in our laps, on the floor, where ever she wants to go. I can't remember what we talked about, but the windows were rolled down and I heard someone yelling out for me. I climb out of the car, and go towards the back of the house where the yelling is coming from. I can see through the windows of the basement that my friend A is standing in the basement door calling out for me. I start to finish walking around the basement to go talk to him, but then a side door that doesn't exist in reality opens and a guy from work is in the side door asking me where I keep the cat food. I walk into the basement to find two guys from work in my basement trying to feed my cats, only they've given the cats three tubs of water each and no food! I also freak out because the cats are in really tall cat cages and the cages are dirty. I tell them I can clean the cages myself and not to worry about them, and then scurry around trying to clean the floors of the cages and empty the water from the tubs so I can put food in them. Unfortunately the water spills all over the concrete floor in the basement, and then there's a TON of water and it's pouring in through the back wall. I realize then that instead of walls, the basement in my dream has chain link fencing around it. Then I see that I have notifications on my phone for facebook. I check them, and A has commented on 21 of my pictures. I'm wondering what the fuck he's commenting on all those pictures for, and go to see what they are pictures of. It turns out they're screen shots from the movie The Never Ending Story and he's commenting what act and scene the shots are taking place. I think this is weird, and don't even bother looking at more than the first two. My phone keeps beeping with more notifications but I ignore it and walk over to a laptop computer sitting on a coffee table. I look at the screen, and it's old school my little pony stuff from when I was a kid, like the tv show. I watch as the ponies on the screen let out war screams and go into battle against one another. I think the "seahorses" look pretty weird like snakes, then I wake up.

I am at a family gathering outside somewhere. Someone tells me some of the food is human flesh. I wonder if I ate any. Are we cannibals, I wonder? Why? Well, it is in my culture to eat other humans... I choose not to, not to eat humans or any other animals. I feel disgusted with myself and my ancestors for eating flesh.

A short lucid, but it featured some of the most arresting visual imagery I've encountered so far. I'd wanted to see the Great Pyramid, but this was well beyond what I'd had in mind.

I like to think of my conscious mind as the "coauthor" of my dreams, but sometimes I have to wonder if it's anything more than a proofreader.

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #33: The Poolside Pyramid

I'm swimming at a pool party. Rather than relaxing and enjoying the moment, I'm scrubbing furiously at algae blooms along the pool walls while trying to make sure that my two kids are keeping their heads above water. A tall, gray-haired man swims up and makes some unflattering remark about my scrubbing technique. First a flicker of annoyance ("this isn't even my job!"), then one of realization. He stops talking as soon as I'm lucid.

I want to go but I can't make myself leave until I'm sure my kids are safely out of the pool. Fortunately, when I check for them, I see that they've already disappeared. I tell the guy I've got lucid stuff to do and he responds, "Oh sure, man. Go for it."

I fly up out of the pool, thinking vaguely about my goal of reaching the top of the Great Pyramid. I'm shocked when on the horizon I see an entire pyramid complex, fully formed. In front of the Pyramid, in even more vivid detail is the sphinx and a towering statue of an Egyptian Pharaoh. Incredibly, the statue stands even taller than the Pyramid.

Rather than the dull sand-colored stone that I imagine when thinking of the Pyramid today, it's clad in brilliant white. The sphinx's face and body is either painted or perhaps decorated from top to bottom with colored stones, the eyes specifically ringed in deep blue, like lapis lazuli. The statue of the pharaoh is gold, similar in style to King Tut's burial mask.



Everything that I see ahead of me is far, far beyond what I'd incubated (or even imagined) for the Great Pyramid, and I'm thrilled with the idea of exploring it further. A little too thrilled, it seems, because not long after I start flying toward the pyramid complex, I'm awake. My heart rate is elevated (though not quite racing) and I can't seem to settle back in for a DEILD.

Ayiee! Let me back in!

Was in a giant house killing zombies. I started on the bottom floor with a pick axe and was stabbing the dead corpses with it to make sure they were dead. I went up several flights on stairs. One closet still have some horses in it that were zombies. I killed him too. I found a gun and started killing zombies. My dog joined me in killing them. I would try to kill the zombies before they could get to my dog. When at the top floor I found a mini boss who was really easy. I wanted to find the right weapon and she kept trying to sling something at my dog. I would punch the zombie to prevent her from shooting. I finally found the right weapon and killed her. I found a secret door that led to a cutscene. It looked like a really scarey entrance to hell. It showed a main character falling down into the sewer and losing consciousness. As she was floating down the stream zombies were everywhere roaring at her. They were really detailed and scary looking compared to the zombies I was killing. There were some gunshots in the distance as she started to float to what might be rescue. I woke.

Futuristic

I was in some kind of transportation ship with an unknown DC. The DC was in control. We were facing a building which was in the process of exploding. The entire building--inside, was exploding at that moment. We were going to fly through it, and we did, though I didn't dream that part. It was simply explained that we wouldn't know anything about it, and nobody else would see or know that it happened. The idea was that the ship used a technology which avoided passing through physically.

When we had passed through, a man and a woman were sitting on the floor inside a subway system, their backs up against a wall, or even the support of a handrail from stairs leading down to the subway.

In front of each of them were all of their loose items: a hand-held walki-talki like the police keep on their shoulder, and several other small items, all black. Everything was laid out in an orderly square in front of them.

The man was explaining that it was a result of the hyperspace passage, though that term was not how he said it. He tried to explain it to the girl. He said, "Here, pick up your walki-talki...put your hand here (over the walki-talki). Now pick it up (telekinesis implied). She did make the walki-talki levitate.

The woman started talking over the walki-talki. The man began to explain that it wouldn't work right because of the trip through the building. Her transmission was made in slow motion as though we were still in the wake of the hyperspace passage.

It was then explained how her message was received as being urgent, but instead of "keying" her mic twice to push the message faster, her message was given twice. This message was, "on on" which was backwards due to the hyperspace journey.

This message was shown to me visually with the words passing over some kind of conveyor. Then the words were shown in stone triangles as if chiseled out of the stones. The stones passed over the rollers, at a certain point they flipped over so the message was now, "no no" which was the woman's real message.

As mentioned, nobody would no anything about the trip. The stones were going to pass the message to some authority, but since nobody would could know of this message, the stones could not reach their destination. As such, they were deposited in an orderly way in a line that made a wall.

Now I was with a bunch of people in the subway area again. Everyone was being herded around, or they were waiting for their turn to go somewhere. The government was like big brother, and now I wasn't enjoying my position of privilege.

I scoped out the situation. I soon tried to explain that I'd been with McGarrett (from the old Hawaii 5-0), but this didn't earn me any favor. I saw Samual L. Jackson, but he didn't seem to be getting any special treatment either.

I heard a subway come. People were running to it and jumping the turn-stile. I didn't want to, but I made up my mind to do so. I jumped the turn-stile and made it to a car where I thought I recognized a friend. It turned out I didn't recognize the person after all. I got nervous, but I was on my way...somewhere.

We ended up passing a cave. I recognized it through false memory as a cave I had passed through, or even made, with my friends from the original ship. I told someone I had been through there, trying to explain a bit about the important mission. I also retold a bit of an old recurring dream that I thought was part of my mission from this dream, and how I had risked my life.

This old dream was one where I was walking the tracks of a train, and how I had to climb through a trellice or some sort of support. It was very dangerous and I was happy when I'd made it back to safety.

Breakfast with Nat

Natalie Tran has made a new video. As always, she begins by talking about how long it's been since she made a video. But this time, she's not really apologizing for it, she's just going over some of the funnier comments and video responses she's received about it. She even wrote a song with lyrics composed almost entirely of titles of one page of video responses.

It's early morning. I go downstairs to find something to eat. While I'm doing so, Nat comes into the room and shows me that the food she made is sitting in the microwave. She seems very insistent that I take some, so I do. She's standing rather close to me, so I wonder if she's hoping we'll start kissing. When I sort of start half-flirting with her, though, she doesn't seem to notice. Later her boyfriend comes in, which is disappointing.

At one point I get a close look at her face, and I realize it looks much more European and less Vietnamese than it used to. This is very strange and worrisome.

Downtown Hotel Chaos

My family's been living in a hotel, but now we're moving out. I'm trying to gather my stuff and change my clothes. But there doesn't seem to be a good place to change. So I get on a double decker bus, the upper story of which is just one big room with no one else in it. But I'm worried that someone will come in, or that someone outside will look through the giant windows in the sides of the bus. And the bus ride is much shorter than I expect, so before I know it, a friend of mine is tugging my sleeve, saying that this is our stop. I have to get off again, without having accomplished anything.

I go back into the hotel and wander around for a little while, exploring.

Carnivorous Glider Rodents

My family is driving along the frontage road when we come upon a group of bicyclists. They're practicing a stunt where they bike forwards, then swing the bike perpendicular to its momentum so that it rolls sideways for a while. [IRL this is impossible due to friction, but I didn't realize this at the time.] Obviously they're paying no attention to other bikers since they're basically hoodlums, so when my parents try to pass one of them, he's not in control and he runs into one of them, and he crashes. My family continues on its way. I flip the bird over my shoulder on the off chance that the guy is looking in my direction. Instead, I hear the voice of a different guy I know saying hi. He sounds carefully unoffended, so I think he thinks I was giving /him/ the finger. Darn it.

There are some furry rodent-foxes falling from the sky one at a time. They have skin flaps like glider squirrels, and they just glide in from somewhere and fall on top of people and attack them. They don't seem very dangerous, but they seem annoying, so we have to try to kill them. I have a meat cleaver that I can try to throw like a battleaxe. We enter a ceilingless arena where one of the creatures has just landed on an awning. My dad starts calling out instructions for all awnings to be dropped flat, presumably so the creature has nowhere to perch. This is done, and the creature starts jumping up and down around the arena, bouncing fifty feet high. I'm looking for my shot, and I think I can take it at the bottom of this jump! But then I realize that the creature is coming down right in the middle of a big group of people, and if I miss I might kill someone. I hold my fire, but I watch with apprehension as the creature lands and dozens of people in the group take the opportunity to throw their meat cleavers. Six or seven people keel over due to missed shots; I don't know if they killed the thing or not.

A staircase, i watched a friend, she was running up and down the stairs, she had an sm outfit on, some mask, and some big attechd thing on her tits, at the same time, i sad to rut (or was it another girld) that she should watch rut while she's running up and down, she should go before her, so she is able to see her face, as for my, i knew, that the scenerie is oddly made up, like a movie, so i thought there are always some cuts, and rut is running up and down, but in the end its just cut that way, so i can stay above, and watch while they are running. however, in the next scene, they - now there was also a man with my friend and also in an sm outfit, with mask and all that stuff - went into an elevator, it was reminiscent of an shoping center elevator, in that elevator, there were some kids, i thing four, or five, and i knew they had planned the hole thing with the internet, they sturted to do some session with my two friends, they began to give orders and stuff, but then rut (and i) realized that they where only kids, and they stoppt following there orders. the kids were a bit disappointed about the direction things were going, but we did not take them seriously, and as we were going, i sad to them, that it was alright to try those things, some sm and stuff, but they should also try some real, organig fucking, with there hips going up and down

first part of the dream was about keeping little pigs. they were really friendly and there was a grey one, a pink one and a japanese one which was animeesque with weird angular bone structure and advertising branded on it. also there were hedgehogs in the garden.

then i was stressing about being made to conduct my cousins wedding. i was wearing a long tail coat and for some reason looked like the bastard child of stewart lee and russell brand as i checked my hair in the mirror.

back home and jennifer aniston is there as i am trying on these multi coloured towel shorts things for her. then we are out in the garden and i notice we are growing peaches and one of them is ripe. i give it to her and as she bites it, the juice runs down her neck and chest....

Dreamed: 25.11.2012, Written: 26.11.2012

My dream recall has been very bad for the past month or so, I suspect the changes in the weather are a part of the problem.
But it's been improving in the last few days, hope to remember much more as the days go by.

I don't remember much from this dream, but I remember being in a house, in the middle of a swamp.
I remember a big tree, and on the tree a tiger.
He was looking up and roaring as strongly as it could.
Then two bald people, wearing purple robes started talking, the house was theirs, apparently.
I don't remember the exact words, but they said something along the lines of "The tiger is in pain, he is shouting, he directs his emotions, fears and worries, and pain, out into the world, desperate".
I remember seeing an island near their house, which was floating in the water, near a swamp.
It had an abandoned looking house on it, I asked the bald guys who lives there, and they said.
"Oh, there? Old ~name~ lives there, I guess he didn't know how to, "Walk the tiger"".
They said and then morbidly chuckled.
There was more, but I can't find the right words to explain it, and my head also hurts.

Ha! here is a sort of fitting song.

Non-lucid | Lucid | Extra notes

That wasn't quite a good night. My dad was snoring and I couldn't manage to focus on repeating my mantras while falling asleep, but I do remember a few dream fragments. All of them are non-lucid, and might not necessarily be in the order in which they happened.

Dream Fragment #1: I'm sitting at the dining table in my living room with two friends, A and P, and the first also brought his sister. For some reason, I thought we stood as the only guitarists in my school and that we were the "guitarists' club"; I remember turning myself towards a table (that does actually exist) to grasp onto something but the dream either faded away or I can't remember more than that.

Dream/Dream Fragment #2: This one is longer than the first one. I basically dreamed of having a work experience in some kind of Paris' suburbs, working if I can recall well enough in a laboratory or a research center. First of all, I was in a dark, hotel-looking room, and I could see a road through the window. Moments later, I found myself in a bus, making my way back towards Paris, then some three or four friends of mine (including C), whom sat almost next to me, started talking to me and said we'd be late by more than one hour for our next class, considering the school was far away from the laboratory. However, we arrived in a courtyard shortly after she'd said that and I saw two, if not more, other friends (A, and P from dream #1). A was walking on a fence, laughing and shouting while P might have stood below A on the ground. Here's the end of the dream or it is at least all I can remember.

I know for a fact that those two dreams were the last ones I had this night, as I struggled to fall asleep and kept moving in my bed due to being uncomfy. I might seriously use earplugs at night, considering that'd help to avoid hearing my dad's snoring.

So it started at the beginning of the school year where I was to be taking an extra science class in addition to the normal ones I had. The classwork mixed chemistry, and physics, but as our teacher explained the class was designed to vilify Texas and it's culture. Our teacher was a tall black man vaguely resembling Mr. T with a shaved head, and he started the year by giving a large packet of problems to be done in class. Although after a few days, he announced a school trip to England to my family. We took a toy boat and the trip took 10 minutes.

Apparently we were in Texas, because as soon as we got there he began to criticize Texas culture. We had a test which was to launch a ball through a hoop positioned above it. Some students had difficulty the first few times, however they were able to get it by a second or third attempt. He had a student from Texas attempt it who couldn't do it no matter how many attempts she had. He blamed this inability on the Texas education system, showing that she did not know the physics behind the task, and that the average individual from Texas did not know either. We then went around cleaning the windows, as they blocked out light from the outside world and hid "the corruption of the average Texan". Around this point I stopped being in the dream. We finished for the day and retired to our dorms. The teacher and three other, slightly less muscular men were sleeping in the same bed naked together . The teacher got dressed and went outside and spoke to a woman who said she knew how to resurrect the dead. They went to a window, and they saw three girls breathing on it and wiping away the condensation that came from that. This was how you did it, however the girls technique was all wrong so it didn't work. The teacher repeated what the girls did, and saw his dead wife as a zombie bouncing around the room, he got scarred once or twice but stayed there. The dream cut away to the three other men talking, as the teacher walked with crutches, with one leg gone and a mechanized replacement for the other, it turned out he lost one leg and the other came off at the knee. There was talk of a strange torture device and of him repeatedly stabbing himself in the face. This was the last thing I remember.

Last Nights False Awakening

I remember having a dream about wetting myself lol. Suddenly I wake up in bed and think that I really have woke up from that dream. I get out of bed and rush to the toilet because I thought that I had maybe wet myself really while I was asleep having that dream. I sit on the toilet then wake up for real. I now curse myself for not realising that I had just had a false awakening. I now check the bed and myself to make sure I hadn't really wet myself

Last Nights Lucid Dream

I am with my youngest and I instantly realise that I'm dreaming.
I am on a broom stick and I am flying about in the sky and my daughter is sitting on the front of it. My daughter now leans to the right and nearly falls off so I grab her and hold her tightly. I now say to my daughter "J your dreaming, this is all a dream, your really lying in bed asleep!" I keep repeating this to her trying to make her understand. It's night time. I now fly into a cave because someone is chasing us. I fly to the top of the caves roof and see a hole going up further, so I fly into the hole, still on the broom stick but then I stop as I look into it further. I think "I need to get out of here because a dragon might be up there!" I had seen something up there and decide to make a quick get away!
We get out and are now flying above the caves. I try to move my stick upwards to fly up but it doesn't work, I now think "doh!, I need to think it instead" I now think "up" and we fly upwards.
I now see another building, a modern building which is situated on top of the caves. There is a party going on inside this 3 storey building. My daughter is no longer with me but I don't worry because I know it was just a stupid, dumb dream character! . I go inside and have a walk about, there are loads of people here, all drinking and enjoying themselves.
A man now comes around me, he's not at all good looking but he begins touching me while I have my drink in my hand. I say to this man "do you mind if I just freshen up first!" Lmao, he looks at me and nods. I now walk through the crowd and into the toilets. Suddenly I realise I'm wearing a skimpy white shirt, which is tied just above my belly-button. I'm also wearing a short, tight black leather skirt and black high heels. I have a wet and notice that the toilets are nice and posh. Usually I have dirty toilets in my dreams with doors missing so this surprised me. I wash my hands and look in the mirror, I look really good lol.
I decide to unbutton my shirt so I'm showing my breasts, I think to myself "its only a dream so its not going to hurt. I now walk sexily back into the party. A woman looks at me as if to say "why's she half naked!" Lmao. I pick up a drink and have a sip, it tastes fruity and bubbly. I put my drink down for a minute and when I go to pick it back up it has disappeared. I say "my drink..where's it gone?". I panic because I feel I need a drink to loosen myself up for this man . I now pick up a different one but then that's gone as well, I say "fuckin dreams...this is fuckin ridiculous!!" Lol.
A young man hears me and gives me his drink, it's pink and even tastes pink lol. I now go back to the man who is waiting in his room for me. He starts touching me up again and kissing my neck really gently. He slips off my clothes, leaving me in just my bra and skimpy knickers. I'm thinking "this dream is quite nice actually, and it is only a dream after all", I grin to myself and just let him touch me and then I wake up.