non-lucid

I am at my recent ex boyfriend's house and I have to pee. I go toward the bathroom, but my ex yells "other 'senior' bathroom!" I quickly slam the door and go upstairs to another bathroom. A black cat is there and rubs on my legs while I sit on the toilet to pee. The cat wants a bath and I plan on taking a shower with it when I am done peeing and bathing it with me in the shower. I am never able to pee though and just sit there trying to until I wake up.

I am at a high school dance (although I am 20 and in college now). I go out to my car for something and I see a black man come up to me and start to get into my car to steal my things. I am horrified and try to tell the people in the car next to me but they think I'm kidding and that the robber is a friend because of how calm we both appear. I am trying to dial "911" on my cell phone but the calls won't go through and I notice I have been dialing "991" over and over instead.

Later, a girl who I sense is evil has a crush on me (I myself am a heterosexual girl). The girl bites my lip and makes it bleed. She starts to shake as if she is possessed and says that blood makes her crazy. I make out with her with intent to have sex with her but I never do.

-At this point I "woke up" and wrote the above in my journal but when I woke later, nothing was there. I believe this was an out of body experience as I have been practicing this a lot lately.-

Later, I am at the water park and a little black boy sprays me and my mom with a spray gun full of orange liquid. I assume it is orange soda (delicious). People around me are shouting and happy. As the boy sprays me I lift a blanket I am wrapped in to shield the spray and laugh.

Later, I am in my recent ex's room wearing a blanket again. He is sweating and asks, "aren't you hot?" I take the blanket off, say, "no," and put the blanket back on.

First, I am at a restaurant with my friend and her father, we will call my friend "M." M is trying to order alcohol although she is only 21 because her mother told her to get some to share with a nameless girl we are to hang out with later in a swamp. (Keep in mind that this is totally against her mom's beliefs, she frowns upon excessive drinking.) M's dad makes fun of others in the restaurant. The most peculiar thing is that there is a glass kennel with a puppy inside of it drinking a glass of red wine in the lobby of the restaurant.

Later I am at work and there is a huge ice storm outside. I look out the front doors and the parking lot has turned into a ocean of ice. My friend (this time I am not sure who "my friend" is [no longer "M'"]) attempts to walk out on the ice. The ice breaks and my friend floats away on a piece of of ice, however, she floats back and then everything clears up back to normal.

I was with people, and there was a fight using magic. There were also robots joining in the fray. Some use stuff like kamehameha, etc. After some time, we're just hanging out. I went to look for an eatery nearby, and found one. The place looked like we're in an island of sorts.

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Dreamsigns:

Fight (I rarely do)
Magic
robots

Sleep. I am in my room, although it is not quite right - there is a random bookshelf in the back-left corner of my room. I am sitting on my bed, and a white cat walks out of my room, but not before leaving a puddle of urine on the floor. I tell Aaron to clean up after his cat, so he grabs a handkerchief and wipes it up. I wonder how many times the floor has had cats pee on it (only in this dream, because we installed those hardwood floors ourselves!).

There is another guy in the room, and I lend him (practically force him to borrow) one of my hardcover Robert Jordan books. I tell him the "rules" of borrowing from me: don't eat or drink near the book, and don't dog-ear the pages.

Then, the doorbell rings, so the guy and I rush downstairs. I try to peer through my door, but all I see at first is the guy's reflection. Then, I see that Mr. Sean is outside. I open up the door, and it is nighttime. Mr. Sean tells us to step outside - he wants to show us something. Even though I am in socks, I agree and step into the snow. We step around to the side of the house (Curry's side, not the hedge side) and Mr. Sean sets off some fireworks. One of them explodes into a heart with a hippy sign in it. Grandpa is there, filming the show, and I have to keep craning my neck around him to see what is going on. I briefly see the constellation Orion in the sky before Grandpa moves out of the way for me.

The guy and I reenter my house. On our way to the door, I look at the rocks at my feet and almost pick up a red/white/black quartz, but don't. Once inside my house, we see that it has now changed into a tackle shop. I go up to the counter and see a turquoise lizard. When I touch this lizard, flecks of turquoise paint get on my wrist. I realize that it is a scam to make you think the lizard is naturally this colour. I tell the guy at the counter that it has "shed" on me, but he and I both know that I know that it is a scam.

Because of this, a random granny swings at me with a butcher knife. I fight back with my feet and fists until she throws the knife at the guy and I. We duck and split up. I am going to hit the granny when she pulls out a tomato knife. In response, I pick up the butcher knife on the ground. After circling each other for a minute or so, I slash the granny's arm. Then, I stab her repeatedly in the stomach and the lower back. She doesn't resist, scream, or bleed. She seems to want to die. I compare stabbing her to carving a pumpkin because of how hard it is to get the knife into her back. Wake.

Dream 1:
All I remember is my mom was teaching me to smile.

DELETED

June 20
(I went camping so I was sleeping in the woods and using a notebook instead of my laptop for a DJ)
At the store trying to buy something and there is a dude in front of me with a white shirt on and i think it says infamous 2 on the back. He buys something like a cd but takes off and leaves it on the counter. I vaguely rem seeing him through the window of the store heading towards his car. Some little kid is with me and i dont recognize him. Because the guy left without his stuff the line stops moving and we are just standing there. The little kid with me starts giving the guy working there a hard time and wont stop talking.

*I rem jumping into a swimming pool thats supposed to be on campus. There is a girl sunbathing or something but besides her no one else is nearby. I vaguely rem seeing some people in the distance. I rem swimming around a bit.

June 21
Went to bed 12:30-1:00
Goals: eat something and teleport
5:51 Just really vague flash of getting a message on dreamvies from someone named like deep purple haze or something. I didnt actually open it but saw it in my email, it said something about a recommendation or something in the subject.

*Rem my brother but dont know what was happening.

*I rem driving a car in the parking lot i used to dream about, im going down the lane furthest right really fast and then i hit the brakes and make a turn like i would in a video game or something, i execute the turn perfectly and in the dream am a littles surprised i was able to

Could not get back to sleep after this

Type: Regular dream.
Lucidity: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Vividness: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Notes:
Another vivid dream. The contents of the dream left something to be desired though. This came after a short WBTB that I did, which involved getting a glass of water from the kitchen and then returning to bed. I also did a few finger-counting RCs in the interim.

It was the middle of the night, just like the WBTB I had just performed. The lights in the house were off, and the only light came from some outside lamplight that was spilling through an external glass mural along the stairway in my house. The stairs were lighter hardwood than in real life. I remember walking down the stairs from the middle landing and briefly thinking that I could be dreaming. I did a finger-count RC and counted five fingers. Nope, not dreaming. I observed my hand and it looked smoother than normal, as if there wasn't much texture on the skin and fingernails. The fingers were also a bit pudgier than normal, but I didn't notice this until I woke up. I continued walking down the stairs and the dream faded.

I'm in the woods, along with an entire crowd of unknown people. For some unknown reason someone has thrown a huge banquet in the middle of nowhere. There's long tables filled with fine crockery and plates of food. It's all mounted on low pavilions, and everything is white. (everything that doesn't belong, I mean. the forest is lush green) The weather is nice.

Next thing I remember I'm out in the woods looking for juniper berries. I have no idea why. Probably because I was reading gin blogs the night before.

Next thing I am back, and I've picked what my night-time seemingly acid-tripped mind thinks juniper berries are; bizarre mutant fruits that look like pistachio nuts gene-spliced with miniature lime fruits. They're part shell and part lime fruit. I share the bizarro fruits with Peter Dinklage as Tyrion Lannister from the HBO show Game of Thrones. I have no idea in retrospect why he is there. I didn't react in the dream.

Later on, I am called upon to help carry chairs and shit for the banquet I saw earlier. I go into a restaurant that really doesn't belong in the middle of nowhere. Once I'm done carrying I go back, and for some reason I sit down at a decorated table, knowing it isn't meant for me. The waiter reacts but pretends things are normal, and serves a delicious steak meal. I start eating. The end.

Planning a bank robbery with people I can't recognize. The location is in some cheap apartment without furniture. I suppose rented for the purpose.

Next scene. The robbery is already over. We're trying to escape. The police fire tear gas canisters into the bank. We don gas masks. For inexplicable reasons there's people from my class in on this thing, and two of them are being severely slow in donning their masks. We end up being the last to get away.

Next scene, we're being readied for prison cells. I guess we got caught. The cells are very strange, communal, with mattresses on the floor. Even more strangely there's laptops and internet connections. Quite comfy.

Next scene. I'm not there. It's in my classroom. The class is reacting to the headlines of us getting caught for robbing a bank.

The end. Of what I can remember anyway.

My brother was pushing me on a storage cart out of the main corridor of our high school. It appeared to be the last day of school. We were joking about failing classes and firing teachers, and went to the parking lot. There we met with some of his friends, the only one I knew was named Anthony. We made a plan to go to the beach. My brother and I drove together. I did not recognize any of the roads we took, and they led us through moderately dense forests. (The landscape was very similar to where we live, so it is possible I went there when I was younger or something.) My older brother spent most of the time criticizing Youtube advertisements and computer viruses. He mentioned a "glib" virus in particular, which I don't think I've ever heard of. We didn't make it to the beach, I woke up at a red light.

I am in Chinatown. I am trying to park.

I am forced to drive on the sidewalk.

I park, and get out. A drunk white american guy is being an asshole.

Fucking Haole.

I sled down the street on an invisible sled.

My first dream entry in the new Dream journal system. I chuckle to myself, remembering that it all had just been in a sub-forum. But I do like change, especially this one.

[COLOR="purple"][I]Had a dream about racing on motorcycles on this semi-warped highway. Cannot remember much, but Josh had crashed in front of me. I was doing a wheelie when it happened, so I lowered myself before waking up.[/COLOR] I shortly went back to sleep [COLOR="purple"]and the dream continued, only this time I was back at the starting point. Josh was there, standing as if he didn't feel any pain at all. His arms were had severe gashes in them while his face was covered in minor cuts. I teased him about his crashing, to which he replied that he felt fine before walking past me. I then woke up again. [/I][/COLOR]

[U]People of Interest[/U]

[B]- Josh:[/B] My current and close friend. Humorous, considering that he loves to race and owns his own race car.

[B]- Jessica:[/B] Not mentioned in the dream. A friend who disappeared after Elementary school. I had kept calling her Jessica, which I think is not her real name. She did not play a big part in the dream except complain.

[U]Main Theme[/U]

[B]Racing[/B]

[U]What this dream Means[/U]

[I][B]"To dream that you are in a race, represents your competitive spirit and how you tend to measure yourself against others. Alternatively, this dream may mean that you need to slow down and take a different course in life."[/B][/I]

AWAKE
DREAMING
LUCID

I'm back in the game, after a month or two of giving up in this whole lucid dreaming thing and focusing on the tangled mess that is my life, I'm giving it another try, this is the first dream I have remembered since April. This is going to sound really wierd unless you look at the map

(I kind of remember that something is missing here)
I am in a castle and it is night. I am standing by the wall because 'we' know the castle is going to be attacked. Then I am suddenly at by the main gate instead, don't know how I got there, waiting for the enemies to attack the gate, a guard starts shouting at me that I'm in the wrong place. I am now at the centre of the caste, again not knowing how I got there, my back is to a wall, the enemies blow a hole in the outer wall and a guard shouts something along the lines of 'back to the keep!' and everyone runs to the large building at the back of the castle. I go in through the door on my right and run down a long corridor with a lot of guards. In the corridor are 2 doors to the left, I go through the first door into a small room, a hobbit looking person follows me in and we are locked in by a guard (presumably to save us from the enemies). Soon after this the door opens by itself to reveal a Ringwraith standing in the doorway, I remember saying something like 'this is getting a little lord of the rings o.O' and may have noticed I was dreaming for a second or two. (some info missing here) Now I am somehow a Ringwraith, I notice I can turn invisible, I am standing just a little further down the corridor from the 2 doors, and a man (who I think may have been that dude from harry potter who can turn into a rat) runs past me (I am invisible) and I stab him in the back, he falls down with his hand on his wound, but I remember him saying some sort of joke on the way down which seemed odd, considering I had just killed him, I sort of questioned reality again. Now I go to the door of the 2nd room, and begin smashing the window of the door, I don't remember if I used my hands or some form of weapon to do this, but I remember that it took several hits to smash it, and that I could hear voices behind the door. Once it had smashed I looked in and saw my friends Alex and Rob from school, I remember waving at them through the broken window and having a conversation with Rob through it. Finally wake up, reach around for my dream journal and forget everything about this dream for approximately 10 minutes, where I remember everything in the shower.

I'm actually really impressed with how well I remember all of this compared to my other dreams I remember, and I think I got extremely close to getting my first lucid twice in the dream, I'm getting there.