Recent DJ Posts

Jamie's birthday tomorrow. Yet another year gone by. At least I'm home for some days now.

Jamie

Just a dream of me and Jamie at a restaurant. She was happy.

This seems to be a response to my last entry where I left to eat and she didn't follow.

At least in dreams we won't argue about paying the bill.

I tried holding my breath for as long as I can while meditating before bed. Now I'm doing it while sleeping, which could be dangerous...

Breath holding, stumbling and girl bully

I'm in my parent's house's kitchen, breath holding contest vs Squeezie : I hold 3min45, him 4 minutes (time passes by faster than IRL). More people are here. They do a test : they make someone stumble, and the way they fall means something about them. A girl stumbles a guy, who slams his hand on the ground : "That means you’re a little puppy dog... *mocking pitty face*", she'll make him her victim. Then a girl gets stumbled, catches herself with the back of her hand. A guy is shocked to learn that girls do this when they fall. The girl from earlier begins bullying the guy who fell, slapping him multiple times (he doesn't even try to defend himself, like he's enjoying it). But then she has a flashback : she remembers that she has a partner (a girl), so she must choose between joining her and staying to victimize the guy. She decides to join her, but just before taking the locomotive, she makes her last big slap to the guy.

Russia vs Ukraine

Russia vs Ukraine : I see images of Putin and Zelensky, then a scene of the battlefield : russian troops are advancing in Ukraine's territory.

Breath holding contest IRL

Breath holding contest : me vs a guy, I hold barely 2 minutes (dream time), I'm holding the last seconds while dreaming and IRL at the same time, lying in my bed. The guy won.

Busy biking in town

I'm biking fast to take the train to a city to go to the airport, but on the way, I remember that I had something else more important to do.

Viking chess : checkers variation

I'm playing Viking Chess online, I have to leave a guard behind the king so as not to get him and two guards eaten in one triple move, like in checkers.

White van trip

I'm with my dad in the hallway of an apartment, I slide along the handrail to go downstairs. We have to get into a white van but there's no more room so dad has to go in the trunk. We're on the road to get out of town, I joke to the driver that if he drives too fast, the van will jump in the air. Then I say that I know this road by heart.

Petting from an other dimension

I'm petting a dog but there's something special about him. Maybe he's from another dimension ?

IRL Discord battle

We're maybe around 20 people from Discord, outside, and we're having a battle (not sure about what, I don't even know them). There are two groups (~10 people each), and we are in duos. I'm paired with a girl. I forgot what round 1 was about, but for round 2, I changed my name and profile picture to me in anime style. I see drawings of my anime version, with different expressions.

Scrabble whores

I'm playing online scrabble : I play WHORES, hooking the end of a word and also a floating R for OR.

Not sure when I'm home again. Sometime in the week.

Jamie 1

Was falling asleep. Jesus keeps saying he's bringing me and Jamie together soon. ( He's been saying that for over a year now...) I'm in the black space with Jamie. We are standing up and holding one another tightly.

Jamie 2

I was in a school or something. Jamie was there hanging around. She didn't look like herself - blond with brown eyes. She seemed like a different person, like our recent dream endeavors and the voice/ drive by stuff hasn't happened.

She kept saying that she moved on from me or something. A lot of it was nonsense. She said she got pregnant a bunch of times with lots of men and then had abortions or something. I was like, well um okay I still love you, do you want to go out with me? And she said no. But kept hanging around anyway. Then I said I'm going to get some food. She said cool but wasn't following me.

I woke up and her voice said immediately that : The Jamie in that dream, wasn't really her. I asked how does she know what I dream? She said she was dreaming it from my perspective or something like that. Interesting... I have had dreams from her perspective in the past.

Big men, small capsule

Me and some people are in a black circular object, probably a capsule. We're sitting in a circle, as if waiting for a roller coaster ride to begin : I'm now fat, Caseoh is behind me talking with an even bigger man behind him. There are also cartoon characters : a blue wolf guy, and others.

He shouldn't be aware...

I'm in the grocery store's warehouse, and I suddenly realize that I'm in a simulation (I'm not lucid, I just know it's a simulation, not a dream). I get immediately chased by the guards of the simulation.

Silly sounds at Stitch's house

I'm in the house of the beatboxer Stitch, in his kitchen, where he trains his polyphonic singing every day. Some people are here, I'm training my low poly, I tell an old man how tight the sound is, then I perfectly imitate the sound of this meme : https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI66A...BvZXVqeXB0Ng==. It makes a girl and a guy laugh.

Electro-connection

I'm at my parents' house, in my bedroom, my brother knocks and enters, asks me what I am doing, I say "Nothing.", I start listening to music with wired headphones, and he puts on my bluetooth headphones, which are connected to my electronic music playlist. Some drumstep with a female singer is playing. Then I turn off my music, which cuts off his sound too.

Secret meal

At my parents' house, my dad and brother-in-law are there, I make myself a delicious meal (fried potatoes with ketchup, fresh parsley, and other stuff). I try to make the least amount of noise possible, and will discreetly eat it in my room.

Jack Cai motivation

A video of Jack Cai (a more muscular version) is playing on Youtube, titled "From trash to my best life". The thumbnail is him and a photo of him kayaking at the beach. He talks about how he changed his life by doing interesting things. Then a guy gives a speech in front of an audience (probably Tedx), talks about Jack Cai's video : "...Do you know why it has 12 ? It’s 12M views. It’s because he was unapologetically himself.

Finally, some okay Jamie dreams. Jamie drive by. I was leaving my house to get a morning coffee. During which I was remembering one morning last year when Jamie drove by me at 8 am. As if on cue, a familiar grey car drove past. Driver had the Jamie look. No haircut. Just the usual kind of Asian hairstyle with big bangs.

Jamie 1.

I was in a large building with Jamie. Some kid around 5-8 was with her. She wouldn't speak in the dream. We came across a break in the floor. There was a little balcony overlooking the lower level. It was all dark below. Jamie and the boy got on it. Then the landing broke and they fell. I could barely see them. They screamed as they fell. I called to them but Jamie just stared at me from below. The lower level had random furniture I noticed. Then they were gone.


Various other dreams with Jamie but I forget what happened.

Jamie 2

Me and Jamie in bed. There was white light coming off her. I guess to express the euphoria of the act.

Strange animals

I was in a lab. Someone was growing cat hybrids with tyrannosaurus DNA. I became frightened by it and ran away. I was in a room and the hatchlings were like strange kittens. They looked strange. The jumped on my bed begging for affection.

Note: a few entries down read an entry by another user who dreamed of strange kittens....

Still got it.

Brie de Meaux shopping craze

I'm at the grocery store, people are buying small brie de Meaux cheeses, I want the big version of it (a whole 3 kg cheese wheel), but I'm afraid there's none left.

Central opening (fragment)

I'm playing online chess on Chess.com : Me and my opponent are both trying to take the center.

King's indian defense : dream variation

On Chess.com : I have the black pieces, I want to play the King’s indian defense, I premove g6, my opponent puts his knight on c6 in two moves, already putting me in check, thinking that I'd premove again. I take his knight with a central pawn, he puts his other knight (who was already on f5) on h6. I put my h8 knight on f7 to attack his knight (my f7 pawn is on f6).

Mall purpose

I'm in a big shopping mall, but it feels like a recreational center. There are people around. I go to a closed shop, entering through a place in the door. It is dark, I take things (I'm not stealing, I have a goal in mind).

Going to the police

At my parent's house, something happened, we need to go to the police station.

I was walking and went into this house. there were a million cats in there and they just started and it got so weird I just woke up breathed a sigh of relief and went back to a peaceful sleep with no cats doing the .

Rick O'Connell's last fight

I'm Rick O'Connell. It is night. Me and en enemy are probably fighting on the rooftop of a tall building. I fall back from the building, clinging on to him. I sacrifice myself to kill him : I pierce our two bodies with a thick spear.

King's drum

I'm in the dinning room at my parent's house. Some evil purple reptilian entities are moving around in a piece of furniture. Then King (from One Punch Man) arrives. He's extremely afraid of the entities. He trembles so much that his hands begin drumming on their own on the table, holding laser scanners. The beat scares the entities, who do not dare to attack him because of that.

Garage sparrows

I'm at my parents' house, I go to drink liquid cream on the table outside, then my mom puts away the milk and cream cartons. She tells me she's released the birds (our sparrows, which we don't have IRL). I go and join them in the garage. I turn on the lights and sing a melody, put on music, then I imagine listening to music with my bluetooth headset, surrounded by chaos in a city.

Rey Enigma dance

A guy dressed up like Rey Enigma makes people smile by dancing in front of them, with music on his speaker : a big crowd on a stadium. He then sits with people to watch runners and dancers on the sports track.

Laughing with classmates

I’m in high school, first day of class, I'm talking and laughing with the guy to my left. Same with a blonde girl to my right. She tells me that drunk people would spit and vomit on themselves because the smell of saliva repels ticks. The teacher is not pleased by us chatting. The bell rings. The teacher makes some students swap places, I’m afraid of not being next to the girl or the guy I was chatting with. We just had math and history, students complain about the next class.

i was in a cafeteria what looked like a school cafeteria and then i was just getting breakfast and one of the women working in the cafeteria drew stitch from lilo and stitch on the back of some girls sweater and everyone would laugh when they saw it but the girl didn't even know about it and there was a hill outside and i was with my mom then the rest of the dream i forget what happened but it felt like a sci-fi adventure movie and it had something to do with something you would probably see happening in a movie i wish remembered the rest

There were two red glowing eyeballs in the distance and it said, "be scared" then I said no and became lucid and just zapped him with a laser and pigged out on food the rest of my dream!