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There was a small planet on a solar system with really nothing in it... the thing with it was if I'd stayed there at the explosion time I see a big white portal to a different planet with some rocks circling around it. Some of the real questions I'd ask in that video game were there... that's all I remember

Spit snaring

Me and two of my brothers-in-law are training the spit snare (a beatbox sound).

Hard homework

A girl from high school gives me her homework to do for the next day (english, french, history...), I manage english, but I struggle with a complicated text in french : I can't answer some very important questions that are worth a lot of points. The next day, the girl has a bad grade, her teacher suspects her of cheating. I confess to her parents that I did her whole homework, I explain to them my thinking process for the text in french.

Mont Céleste & Volvo opponents

I am an employee in a store, customers warn me that there's a problem : the automatic doors, behind layers of curtains, don't open anymore. I repair it, people applaud me. Some are walking their dogs.
Then an old lady asks me where I am going, I reply "Mont Céleste, Plateau 3" : a huge snow mountain chain (but really I'm going somewhere else, it's way too much walking). She follows me and sees the mountains, with the name of the place written above. I start to go there, then I discreetly turn around and join a group of student teenagers on the grass field : they are many, they go to the same place, some run and others walk, I run.
I fall down a steep slope, I arrived. A guy followed me, a girl was already there. The place is a square park with grass, some bushes and poles or pillards. I show them how it works here, because I’m certain I’ve done this before (I've had the same dream before) : more and more cars (all the same : black Volvo v40) will spawn and try to crush us. To destroy them, you have to put yourself between them and a pole. They'll crash into it. The bushes are also a good place to hide.

Jamie showed up but she wasn't happy.

Jamie 1

We were in WOT again... At the beginning of the third book when everyone is sitting in the woods planning. Jamie was sitting by a tree with some one. She was giving me a mean look.

I had no other dreams about her so I don't know what the deal is.

Cats

FA, I'm on a bed like mine but the room is slightly different. Our home cats are on my bed. The grey/ blue cat goes by me wanting to be pet. He does a big pose to show off.


Hopefully now I can get back to my normal routine. Hopefully it will improve the Jamie dreams.

Cops, fight and doomscrolling

I'm walking on the sidewalk in front of my parents' house, many policemen are here, they're arresting a guy, taking him out of his car, I accidentally bump a bunch of cops, then a girl gets in a fight with a fake policewoman trying to give her a ticket, they fight while screaming. Then I'm in a house, my mom is at the table, I'm scrolling instagram reels, my screen is shown on TV. The reels : an ad with Nunca Muda? by ScytherMane playing, aliens girls with the alien emoji on their faces dancing...

Airport and store employee

I'm an airport security employee, I'm watching things pass through the x-ray machine. Then I'm cashier at a grocery store, a man buys some water.

Hot or cold ?

At my sister's house, I take a cold shower as it is warm and sunny outside, but I see huge dark grey clouds coming, so I take a hot shower, but I end up opting for cold water.

My best friend and I were walking toward a university I had never seen before when we noticed a food shop at the entrance. We decided to stop and eat something. While we were there, a lot of our friends joined us. We chatted and made plans for a party later that night, but then we separated because some of them had conflicts with each other. As we walked in a different direction, I saw one of my high school friends. However, the surprising thing was that he had transitioned to being a woman. I thought to myself, "Wow, I wish I were with you!" Unfortunately, I don’t remember anything else from the dream.

So i'm on a date with this gal in a car, i really like her, i see some flowers next to the road, see a flower farm... i try to get to next to it and when i get close the car breaks don't work, i hit a car and the car goes into the farm and alot of people shout yo whats happening... who is that, two people with police uniform come next to me, but im chill and just waiting for the shit to happen. as i'm waiting and looking at the damage i get really stressed out by it cuz im kinda broke and it's my second time doing something like this, i kinda hate the consequences, so I just talk to myself " I WISH I WAS DREAMING " and that clicks in me.... i'm like wait a minute, i might be actually Dreaming whatdufuq?
okay i always thought and believed that lucid dream have glitches and weird rendering issues like a bad GPU, and i see some, a car spawns in front of me, i see a truck going in the road with weird rendering issues...
and i'm like wait a minute, THE FRAMES PER SECOND IS INSAANE, I THOUGH DREAMS ARE CRAPPY... anyways so i decide to go have sex with the girl... but the police is everywhere, i find her and she is already half naked and kinda scared of everything... so instead i just hug her and start walking... and at somepoint i woke up!

Corn prank/betrayal

A corn grain climbs around his buddy’s car (who isn't corn) while trying to hide a cherry tomato on his back. They are on a growing Fortnite tower. The corn grain makes his friend believe that he's helping him But his friend, in the car, saw that. The corn grain tells him it was a prank but he's angry, the tomato is like a betrayal for him.

Parked flirting

Two girls are parked in a car, and two guys come flirting with them. One of the girls taunts a guy, but his response is great (I forgot it), and he manages to kiss her. When the guys leave, I go ask the girls something unrelated but no answer because they are still overwhelmed by what just happened.

(LD)

*WBTB WILD* I'm lying in my bed, eyes closed, my arms rise up on their own, then the dream is created : I hear music that I've never heard before (probably phonk, with "eh, eh, eh" in loop). Then I'm in a bedroom, I slowly fall and bump my head against the bed. Through a hole in the bed sheet I can see a dog under the bed. *short awakening* A world map appears in front of me.

No Jamie dreams 😭. Just haven't been as focused lately with my trip to Lethbridge. Stayed at a loud motel. Even with my audiobook on it didn't help.


Only one dream. Just the sensation I was driving and I got hit from the side of a car.

Something wheel of time related. I was following someone on a path in the woods. Not sure if Jamie was there or not.


I hope the dreams get better soon. I still sensed Jamie in the voice last night. Had some moments.

It is late at night (or you could also say very early in the morning). I’ve been out dancing somewhere, in an earlier part of the dream I’ve now forgotten, and am now on my way back to my car. Or, at least, it starts off as a car, but then it decides it would rather be a motorbike, and that little segment of the dream replays with the change. It’s in a line of vehicles on one side of a little triangle of parkland where what looks like a wooden caravan is just packing up to go. They seem to have left fliers on the nearby vehicles, so I look at the one on mine - a half-sheet of peachy pink paper that says they’re holding some kind of musical event here tomorrow (as it kind of looks like they’ve done today as well). I stick it in the folder inside my messenger bag and stow it in the motorbike’s compartment, and the people in the caravan give me a friendly wave as they drive past.

Possibly left over from its brief time as a car, the motorbike has a built-in GPS, which I turn on so I can find my way out of the city, which is an unfamiliar one to me. I don’t ride it, though - I plan to walk with it until I’m close to the highway. As it turns out, though, the GPS is thoroughly confused and does not seem to be taking me any closer to where I want to go. The city seems to be a pretty nice place, old-fashioned with a lot of cobblestoned areas not accessible by car (although it does take me along a major road a couple times, and I get another sighting of the caravan). At one point, I pass a lit-up fountain in a tiny, irregularly shaped plaza. It’s about at that point that it becomes clear that the GPS still has no idea where I am and seems to have just been taking me in a big circle.

The city also has what strikes me as an unusually large number of people out and about at such an early hour. I have seen some of them enough times to suspect that they are probably lost too. I ask a nearby woman - she looks to be in her mid-20s, with pale skin and wearing a dull blue hooded jacket - where she is going. She says she is on her way to church. Oh, right - I guess that’s also a thing people sometimes do at ridiculously early hours of the morning. (She has an accent that I can’t place at first, but a little further into the dream, after my brain has had time to make the necessary connections, it occurs to me that it’s probably Finnish.) On further questioning, it turns out she’s got to go in the same direction I'm headed, and so are a couple others people nearby, so we decide to go together. I will use my phone GPS to take use there, as I’m sure it is more reliable than the other one.

It already seems to be going a lot better - the layout on the phone is actually matching up with the streets we’re walking along. At one point, we arrive at a major thoroughfare, and across the street is a large, baroque-looking building. I’m struck by how beautiful it is, the moonlight shining down on it from among the dramatically piled clouds. Do we go left or right from here? I check my phone. Oddly, it seems to be telling us to go straight through the building. But, now that I’m looking for it, I can see that there’s a narrow passageway that we can take. No crosswalk, but there’s barely anything on the road, so we just wait for a truck to pass and then cross.

Somehow, the passageway ends up taking us inside of the building. (The actual transition is rather vague, and so unfortunately I can’t say exactly how it went with taking the motorbike up that staircase….) This area is brightly lit, with white walls and largely white furnishings, and is vaguely familiar to me. People seem to be busy there setting things up in preparation for the next day. We end up stopping to talk to some people near a large table, where several of us sit down, and at some point a man approaches me, asking if I can help get my parents’ cat down from upstairs.

I agree, and he takes me to an adjoining room where there’s a kind of tunnel with a ladder in it leading up into a loft area. That’s where he is. I’m not looking forward to this. I have memories of this place, and that passage is a little narrower than my shoulders, which makes it uncomfortable to go up, but even worse coming down. I can only imagine what it’s like coming down it while trying to restrain a highly strung cat.

I climb the ladder partway, up to where I can see a little ways into the room, and call his name. Immediately, I see his pointy little Siamese face poking over the edge, looking down at me. Straightaway, he jumps down - the tunnel is sloped towards the top - and approaches me. He recognizes me. I was not expecting to get this lucky.

When he’s close enough, I grab him. He squirms, but I hold on tight, knowing it’s probably going to be a lot harder to catch him if he gets free and runs back up there, and bring him down to where the man has a carrier ready for him. I drop him down through the carrier’s open door, which he then closes. It’s done.

(As a note, the cat in this dream died a couple weeks ago - he was an old cat, and his kidneys were starting to fail - which gives an interesting dimension to all of this. You gotta wonder sometimes….)

17.5.25

Blind shark attack

With some family, we're walking in a shallow water stream, when a baby shark, blue with whale shark patterns, starts to surround us. The animal attacks me : he jumps out of the water and bites the side of my neck, without letting go (reminds me of Narancia vs Squalo). I can’t do anything, not even poke his eyes because he doesn’t have any. I fall, bleeding. Then I imagine this species of shark that I didn't know, in the darkness of the abyss, but in adult form.

Delivery signing

I'm in a grocery store, me and an employee sign a delivery man's paper.

Kanye beef (fragment)

Kanye West gets in a heated argument with someone, his girlfriend holds him back to avoid fighting.

Morning sounds (FA)

*false awakening* I "wake up", lying in my bed, I try doing the inward scratch whistle of Rich beatbox, then Pacmax's train whistle. I hear my sister talking to her daughter in the other room.

Chess and african meme

I'm playing chess on Chess.com vs probably a bot, infinite time, brown 9x9 board, only black pieces (hard to tell our pieces appart). There's a lot of pawns everywhere, I have trouble moving forward in this extremely closed game. I still manage to break through, I accidentally sacrifice my rook, but I am one square away from making a queen on e9 (his h9 queen is looking at my pawn). *continuing the same dream by briefly waking up and falling asleep several times because it's too hot* The opponent has advanced with his pawns, I lost my queen but I eat his other important pieces, then I hear my nephew looking at a meme : a jacked african guy in a white tank top, we see his back. He's repeating "Confess!" to another african guy who responds "Youuufff...". This meme is looping during my game. Then I have a queen and not my opponent, I didn't notice that we could move two times in a row, I end up eating his pawns on g4 and e2, his king is well protected in b4 behind a pawn. Pawns are on a5, d4 and e3 (and all over the board as well).

Finally back home. But spending the long weekend in Lethbridge. My cousin is getting married there Saturday, so leaving Friday.

Jamie trapped

Dreamed that Jamie was in the wheel of time setting. She was in a cage . A man in white garb was questioning her. It was the black guy from the show who was a whitecloak. He left eventually. Jamie grabbed the bars and stared through them. She lightly cried, " Robert."

Next day I asked Raven to help.

Rescue

Just a brief flash. Jamie and two others were freed from their cages. They were thanking me. Jamie wanted a hug but I saw her as a blind girl I didn't recognize. I outstretched my arms but one of t6 guys hugged me instead. My memory fades after.

A but later I wander by a man by a fire. Two wolves approach me. He says not to worry, they won't attack unless I'm an enemy. But they have to sniff me out first. I'm scared and cautious. I but my arms in front to protect my organs or something. They sniff me seeming uncaring but not violent.


I realize this was probably Elyas from the books.

That's all I remember. I need to give Jamie that dream hug.

Niblings and home cinema

I'm at my parents' house, lots of my niblings and their friends are here, there's a cinema room in the house, with a giant screen : with three boys we watch an episode of the Simpsons where Bart and his friends can't get girls. Then I go in the bathroom to change clothes but I can't because the door can't close and nieces are always entering and leaving.