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#1 - Just Trying To Be Spontaneous [DILD]

I don't actually remember the part of this dream before I got lucid, I just know that as soon as I did I started stabilizing by rubbing my hands together and I didn't stop for basically the entire dream. The first thing I remember is being, I believe, in front of my house with J and N and trying to stop trucks and buses in the road by pointing at them and yelling "Stop!" as I have in a previous lucid, but it wasn't working at first. Once I adjusted my technique a little (hard to describe how exactly) it worked though, and I was satisfied. I can't remember if we did anything more with it, but the next thing I recall is deciding that the three of us should walk into this random nearby house and see what's going on. The house and the people inside seemed totally real and random, I can't recall where my mind might have created that house from. All of the DCs, of which I think there were three, were older Asian people, one man and two women if I'm not mistaken (though the memory is a little bit hazy). I can't remember if there was more in between that and this next part, but I'm pretty sure that when we walked back out of the house the door lead to a totally different environment. We were in some kind of fancy hallway and in part of it there were these two gigantic doors that I was sure would lead to somewhere amazing. I told them to believe that the doors were going to take us somewhere cool, but when I opened them it was just like a tiny empty closet space. ._. We walked in and shut the doors and decided the room was still pointless, so then we headed back out. Suddenly there was a view to the outside and as I stared into the sun I vaguely recall hearing Penny from The Big Bang Theory saying something about having a Jewish boyfriend in the sky, or something confusing like that.... When we turned around we were suddenly on the rooftop parking lot somewhere in the middle of the downtown area and there was someone standing near a black sports car with all of its doors open like they were waiting for people to get in. Around this time N became O and I turned to him and J and said "Come on guys, we're going for a drive." Or something like that lol. We get in with me in the driver's seat and I hit the gas. We end up driving forward over the side of the building and they're both freaking out, but I'm just trying to pull the steering wheel back until finally the car tilts up and I have control of it like a plane. It was a little rough, I had to focus a lot on stabilizing and controlling the car at the same time but I managed to pull it off. The guys were now thrilled but still shocked and I found it quite amusing. At some point I had the feeling that we were being chased by cops or something for presenting a hazard to the city, and somehow they knocked us out of the sky. We were at the edge of the city and facing a long stretch of road, and the car turned sideways and started bouncing off of it repeatedly, twirling for long distances with each time. During one of the bounces I stood up (technically sideways) out of one of the car windows and flipped off the city and whoever was chasing us with a big grin on my face. The last thing I remember about the dream was that O had turned back into N by this point, but then it ended.

Not bad if I do say so myself.

#2 - Definitely A New Look For Him.... [MILD]

I was back at my middle school as my current age and all I wanted was a day off (of what I don't know) and to talk to my... well, to keep it simple, let's just say my theater teacher. I had sneaked back into the school and was off to the side of the stage by the bathrooms while there was a play going on waiting to talk to her, when I was spotted by what I took to be Sylar from Heroes pretending to be reformed as a good guy and wearing a dress, and scaled up to be proportionally taller and bigger than normal. He was looking at me weirdly and I just pointed to my teacher and he told her that I was acting strangely but needed to talk. I said "Yeah, like you're any less suspicious." and glared at him while following her into the music hall, but as I walked past him through the door he gave me a sneaky signal like "see me later" or something. >.> I was becoming lucid and turned around to watch him peer around a corner just to have him turn into some creepy smiling old fat guy. I felt really weirded out and just turned around to talk to see my teacher, but she was gone. I went around the corner looking for her but the music hall had become the main hallway in my house I just saw someone who I forget now in my parents' bedroom. I was feeling freaked out and every direction I looked in felt surreal and distant or dissociated and like there were strange people there. And that's about the last thing that happened before I woke up.

This is from November 21st, I just didn't get around to typing it all up before.

Early in the night I originally fell asleep on the couch in the living room in front of my laptop, then I woke up a couple to a few hours later and shut down everything in the house and moved to bed. So that technically makes these with a WBTB.

#1 - Creeper Nightmare [Non-Lucid]

Throughout this dream, for some reason all of the windows in my house had open blinds and were larger than normal, making it very easy to see into the house from the outside at any point. It was really creeping me out because in the house next to mine which was visible through the windows there were these four guys that kept peering around corners or over fences to just stare at me in a really freaky way, and then they would start laughing when I got anxious. Even when I tried to go out front or out back I would see them watching me from somewhere. At one point I was even crawling around on the floor in the house and reaching strategically over and around objects to avoid being seen by them, knowing that they were just out of eyesight staring into the window. Eventually I just got pissed, and I went out front, walked over to their fence, and jumped up on it in one swift movement. This is not uncommon for me; my dream self seems to think that walking on fences is fairly normal, though still something to be considered significant. I ran along the top until the second floor balcony of the next door house (which doesn't actually exist, it's a one-story house) and leapt over to it. I went in through the door and walked up to one of the guys who said "Oh shit!" and looked shocked. I was ready to smack a ho, but then my memory of the dream gets really blurry and I just remember there being something about my old friend T, I saw him for a second... but then, I woke up. Ah, well.

#2 - Modeling Assignment [Non-Lucid]

I was at some big school function where they paired us up with different students and had us take tests and do modeling jobs and stuff. There was some girl there that I was just trying to be nice to for some reason, and I remember lending her a pencil, but then she still got totally pissed at me for something. However, AB, this girl I used to know since elementary school but barely ever talked to since then, got up and started defending my honor with some long speech. Oh, also, I think for most of this dream, or at least this part onward, I was JY, this guy I also knew since elementary school. No idea why, I haven't thought about him in ages.... Anyway, like I said, we were paired off and we were supposed to be doing a modeling gig. For ours they were expecting us to submit some comic we'd made, but my partner was the one who had it on him and he didn't show up. I tried doing the gig myself and they told me my image was nice but it needed more, it had to be both of us or neither. I decided to go walking around the mall/school looking for my partner and somehow ended up back at my house. (My real house, not JY's house.) I was in my parents' bedroom and I decided to just jump back on the bed and give the guy a phone call. I told him the situation and he said that he had to ditch to go to a dentist appointment. I just said that that was fine because the school was just pushing us into it anyway so I didn't really care that much.

#3 - Nothing Wrong With A Little Bondage [Non-Lucid]

I was at some kind of station waiting for transportation with my parents, and there were these two random girls standing not far from us. I turned to my parents and asked them if the train that just left was the one that we were supposed to be taking, and the girls startled giggling and said that it was actually a bus. I just responded that we call it a train where I come from. It was clearly based on a train from around here, so I wasn't wrong lol. Eventually a couple more arrive and we got on a different one from them and I get a third-person view (from outside and behind the train, though it may have become a bus considering what we did next) of the train swerving through traffic and over all these crazy highways that bend at impossible angles. It basically looked like a huge video game obstacle course set up all around some big city full of skyscrapers. The dream then transitions to when I'm already off the train and I'm at a mall restaurant of some kind meeting up with M, some random DC, O, ET (heh, not the extra terrestrial), S (5 hits, for self-reference), and maybe C and a few others. We were going to do something though I can't remember exactly what now, and this random guy walked up to me and kissed my hand. I just patted him on the back and said "Sorry, I'm taken." and moved on, and I saw a friend comforting him as he walked away. Then, ET just up and decides to grab me by the arms from behind, pick me up, and hold me locked in some bondage position to parade me around the mall for everyone to see. At this point many of the people in the crowd were suddenly in fetishy outfits, and everyone was just staring at me amused as we went by. And yes, it was awesome. >.> I could hear the whole gang talking about movies or something behind me, but I never got back into the conversation before the dream ended. I had a brief false awakening where I typed up most of the previous dream on my phone, almost letting it fade from memory. Luckily, I still remembered it well upon waking for real.

#4 - And Now The Creepers Can Fly ;-; [MILD]

In this dream I felt that I was visiting home for the holidays, though I'm not entirely sure where exactly I would've been visiting from. I was wandering around outside on the side of my house by the next door neighbors' fence and I saw some random girl followed by SC, this girl I knew in middle school, breaking into their yard through the fence. The girl was saying that it's just something she likes to do to mess with people so they have to take the time to clean their yards up. Now this next part I really have no memory of at all, though I really wish I did. Instead, I'll just have to quote it. "Then some old guy comes running by and uses me as an external pacemaker for a second." I go back inside my house through the garage and see the girls sitting out back and think that something must be up because they should still have been in the neighbors' yard. I approach our back door and think to myself "Alright, if I can fly right through it then this is a dream." I leapt off the ground and went right through the door and wall and flew into the sky. I was excited, but immediately after the happiness set in and I turned around slightly and saw some creepy guy flying right behind me. I had an adrenaline rush and the scene transitioned into my bedroom, and I was convinced that I'd ruined my shot. I almost lost this dream to a false awakening as well, but thankfully I woke up shortly afterward.

(Stuff in parentheses are things that happened irl or notes to myself)

Nap -- Most of what I remember was just a group of four of us walking down a street, by a park. There were a group of people at the corner of this park who looked to be methheads or something. That's what I said in my head. "Ew, methheads." Then we were walking through someone's house just to get through. There was one heavy-set guy [who kinda looked like Walter in the Big Lebowski] that said hey and moved his dog aside so that we could get through. These dogs were relatively big, they were about waist height [I'm 6' so that's tall]. Then I walked through a bathroom or something. It lead to a ladder/staircase which went to a roof. I went up to this roof an notice my friend Dee. I said hi to her, and said hey back. She had some sort of laptop/tablet thing because I noticed the laptop screen flipped all the way under the laptop itself. (Then I wake up.)

(I wonder if this "walking through places" is one of my dream signs. I'll keep looking for this as I go along.)

9:17 am

The dream is very colorful.

I was traveling with sis in Bacolod. We were looking for mom. The jeep passed by the lagoon area, and I got confused. Was it supposed to pass by here? Sis looked back at me confused as well. I signaled her to just stay put. We continued going south of Bacolod. Then the jeep continues, and we were in Silay.

I told her how the place seems organized. Then I'm walking alone. The street I'm walking in is a one-way street. There seems to be a parade or carnival in the area recently. I kept walking.

I ended up in some strange sidewalk. It's sloping at an angle to my left, with low plants and grasses, but after that, there's a cliff of sorts. Who's crazy enough to build this area like that, without at least putting a fence? I kept walking.

I ended up in a hospital area. I asked the person present if this is the exit. He said yes. But as I go in, the person from the other building told me that's not the right place. He said I should pass by his area. I told him the other guy said it's the right place. He said, yes, but it will take you a lot more walking. The first guy just nodded. I went with the second guy's suggestion.

I ended up in some area with some sort of pool in the middle. A natural pool, not cemented. Nearby, I can see the beach. I walked around.

I was pushed by a friend into the pool, but I didn't experience it. It was a memory. I am still on the path around the pool. I told him he's crazy. I would have electricuted the fishes. We were fighting some enemies. I used various magical moves. One was turning a hammer-like weapon into different shapes. Shape of an egg or whatever. I look like Genie. All bubbly and stuff.

After a while, the enemies started to escape. They ran after the others. I chased after them. For some reason, they don't attack me. So I changed skills and turned into E. Honda, and used the multi-palm technique. They ran.

I am in a forest with some friends. There's a huge chasm between us. The bridge (land bridge?) broke down.

Last Nights Lucid Dream

I feel vibrations after I wake up and I decide to will myself out of my body. I now hear my 2 girls in my bedroom and as my dream self gets to the bedroom door I see L giving S a piggy back. I say "L, can you see me?" She says "no" and shakes her head as if I've gone mad! I say to her "I'm dreaming, look". I now touch her sides and say "can you feel that?" L now says "yeah, but only because you're not dreaming!" She now looks at me again and says "you're awake".
I'm floating, but because of what my Daughter said I wonder if actually I'm REALLY standing on the landing in my real body, I think "I wonder if I'm real and something in my brain is telling me that I am dreaming and making me feel like what is real is actually a dream!" ((I feel like I'm going mad at this point))
I now see my other Daughter S in her room and L now goes downstairs. I now think "nah, I must be dreaming" and I go into S's room. I lie down on the bedroom floor, but instead of actually lying on the carpet, I'm floating just above it in a lying position.
I say to my Daughter S "look S...it is a dream because I'm floating. I now float across the bedroom floor to show her. I say "I couldn't float like this if it was real could I?". My Daughter watches with fascination and says "you are dreaming, it must be a dream!". I now wake up in real life while still feeling small vibrations going through me.

Last Nights Scary False Awakening

I'm in my bed in my bedroom and my hubby is asleep next to me. It's night time so it's dark now. Suddenly something I can't see picks me up off the bed and then throws me back down onto the bed with a thud. I'm now shitting myself and it grabs me again, twists me around, lifts me up and throws me back onto the bed.
The fact that this was a dream didn't even enter my head because I let the fear get the better of me. ((No matter if your a natural like myself, this type of FA can still freak you out!)).
I now grab my hubby and shout "WAKE UP!" And I shake him hard. He now wakes up and I hold onto him tightly from fear. I now wake up in real life!

11/28/12

Pass-Out Drunk
I am at work, in this dream I have found a job and I work in the same tiny office as my mother. It is a very small building that consists of nothing more than one room for the office and one room for a bathroom. There is a small refrigerator, but it contains only drinks. Specifically it contains only beer.

Since there is nothing else to drink my mom and I start drinking beer. I don't really feel any effect, but my mom rapidly becomes drunk. I notice the beer doesn't have much taste to it. Stale beer. My job is to monitor some computer systems even though I have absolutely no idea what they do in such a small building in the middle of nowhere. I am drinking another beer and I find the foam is actually whipped cream… which is even worse. I end up sneaking to the bathroom to dump it since I think I might offend someone by throwing the drink away. When I return to the office I find my mother has disappeared and Rumplestiltskin from Once Upon a Time is now there… wtf? I ask him where my mother is. He said passed out somewhere, she had a bit too much to drink. He asks how the potion has been working. I am completely not lucid and I have no idea what he is talking about. He says this seems to be a bad time and disappears into thin air. I go outside to find my mother but wake up before I find her.

Def Leppard
I am at a concert that I have been waiting for quite a while for. It is a Def Leppard concert, and I am waiting in line for tickets. Unfortunately when I get there I don't have the money for a ticket. Some weirdo behind me offers me money in exchange for a small favor, but I don't want to go wherever his twisted mind might be so I turn him down. He tries to say more to me but I walk away. I sneak into the building anyhow and look for an empty seat. As long as the place hasn't sold out I will be ok. I think I am about to get caught when an usher tells me I'll have to move, but she just directs me to an empty seat. It is in the nose bleed section but at least I got in. I am right on the aisle and the band members are walking down the aisles to the stage. Joe Elliott, the lead singer, walks right past me.

I wait for the concert to get started. Then I realize it already has but I can't hear anything. The sound is really low. People are out of their seats and crowding around the stage in an attempt to hear the music. I wonder what is wrong with the sound system. I manage to get right next to a speaker but it still isn't all that loud. People are getting impatient and most of them leave. Others are wandering around the stadium collecting belongings that have been left behind by impatient fans. Mostly t-shirts that were collected at the concert. I find a couple t-shirts, one of them fits me so I keep it. I am also disappointed in the concert. I am glad I didn't pay money for it! I think Def Leppard are just as disappointed in the sound system, they finally just walk off the stage in frustration. Joe Elliott throws down the microphone as he leaves. I see the weirdo that was behind me in line, he looks dirty. Or like something is wrong with his skin. I'm sure glad I don't owe that guy a favor! I walk away before he can see me, and then I wake up.

Last Nights False Awakenings

False Awakening No.1

I wake up in bed and my hubby is leaning over me. He is screaming at me and trying to attack me, I then wake up, but into a second false awakening:...

False Awakening No.2

I'm sitting in bed awake, my hubby now wakes up. My hubby gets up out of bed and lunges at me with his arms stretched out towards me. He is shouting something at me in an angry voice but I can't remember what. He now grabs me around the throat and I struggle with him on the bed as I try to get him off me.
We now fall off my side of the bed and hit the floor with a thud! I manage to shove my hubby under the bed, and as I do I scrape his back across the wooden floor panels that are under there. My hubby squeals and moans and I manage to use the bed to wedge him off me and get away from him. I now quickly run to the floor at the end of my bed. My hubby now gets himself from under the bed and is now sitting on the floor with his legs crossed.
I can now hear the radio playing in the background. The man on the radio is interviewing a woman about dreams and she says "when your floor cracks in a dream, it will crack in real life. This is so the Bible will fall through it and they have then succeeded to leave you without your Bible" lol. The man says "really?, and that's when they can get to you easier, and that's why they do it?".
I now see my hubby again and he's still sitting in the legs crossed position. He starts banging his fists on the floor, and starts kind of like gliding towards me. He now reaches me, so I grab his shoulders and scream "K WAKE UP...K WAKE UP!" But he's still in a weird dream like state and still trying to attack me, so I grab his head and push it to the floor which slows him down a little.
I now run into my Daughters room and hide behind her door. My hubby turns to go the other way, but then he turns back towards where I am hiding. He glides, legs still crossed, along the landing and towards me. He's shouting obscenities at me, he's really scary!.
I'm really scared and I also now realise that my bedroom floor is beginning to crack. I hear the woman on the radio again and she says "if it starts to crack then it means that your house will fall down within the next hour!" I now shit myself more but then I wake up for real.

Saturday 20th October
*Fragment* Cutting out a piece of pretty paper to stick in my mum and dad's anniversary card that's sat on my bedside table because I'd written the inside incorrectly.

Sunday 21st October
Supposed to be going on a date with my boyfriend and then I forget about leaving the house with him and end up sitting in my living room on my laptop and playing Assassin's Creed and I eventually remember the date and rush around 8 hours later getting ready whilst my parents have been in bed all day and then I go and meet him in his car at 7pm. He drives himself home with me in the car, visibly irritated at my forgetfulness, and when we get there my dad is at his house and his mum gives us all food. My boyfriend has pork, dad also has pork but wanted law (this for some reason amuses me) and I ended up eating left over Chinese chicken in gravy.

Tuesday 23rd October
*Bit Fragmenty*
I become a scientist when I grow up and leave school and after lots of experimenting I finally find and manage to isolate the gene for fire resistance. I then manage to insert this into birds and make fireproof birds known as 'Fire birds'. I then inject a 'vaccine' into myself that will make me fireproof. After lots of trial and improvement it works but needs heavy monitoring. Then I do lots of press conferences and new interviews and everything and can make humans fireproof with lots of close observations or they die. A journalist steals lots of these 'vaccines' and uses them on people and they all die and then I eventually get them all to hand themselves in so some people are managed to be saved. After this fiasco I discover that the gene for fireproofing is actually a third helix on our DNA to make all the humans injected with the 'vaccine' triple-helix-stranded DNA hybrids. After this I can make a genetic 'vaccine' that can just be given to people and doesn't require any treatment or observations or anything and they will then become fireproof.

Last Nights Lucid Or OBE?

Ok, so after about 2 hours sleep I wake up in the night with vibrations going through me and the "vrummmm" sound with them. It was coming in waves, I would feel a vibration go through me from my head to my toes, and at the same time hear the "vrummmm" sound. It would stop for about 3 seconds and then it would happen again.
I lie here with my eyes shut and it slowly builds up, each one getting stronger and stronger. When it reaches its strongest I think to myself "float up". I stay relaxed with my eyes still closed, don't move and just go with it. ((Fighting it makes it worse and scares you more)).
I now float up out of my body and gently land on my bedroom floor at the end of my bed. It's nearly daylight but still a bit dark ((it was in RL as well)). I shout out loud "clarity now" and rub my hands together, my sight is now a lot clearer.
I now fly out of my bedroom window, my hands and body just pass right through the glass. I'm now flying outside, above my garden, everything is just as it is in RL. I can feel the fresh, crisp morning air but I don't feel cold at all.
Things now get blurry again, I'm in flight but can't see too
well. I now realise that I haven't got long before I'm back in the real world.
I now feel myself being pulled back into my body, I gently lower back into myself and now feel the vibrations again and hear that "vrummmm" sound associated with the vibrations. They slowly lessen until they are completely gone. I now open my eyes and awake for real

I'm walking down from the airfield where I live with some people from Siren and Spacer and then I find a girl who has ridden Darcy (a horse at my stables) in her car feeling really unwell so we call for an ambulance and have a military one tear up the road as we get in the back of her car which is now a mini bus and lie her down flat. A civilian ambulance also appears. y friend Cameron walks past.

Something in my school on Tuesday, I'm sat in Maths trying to remember or work out when my drum lesson is and then I think about going to the music studio for my lesson. I'm sat in form in the morning as well and get handed a pink slip which means I can't go to my prom and my form tutor's proper disapointed with me.

Walk to Siren from the train station, Siren being in a building like the new sports hall I have at my school and find my cat Fluff there. I go inside and find a casual bedroom like my Nain's instead of a studio so I just casually sit in there with Jess, Kitty, Kathleen and Gav with my cat and one of Gav's dogs until my mum can pick the cat up from outside normal Siren building and then produce a show in a purple skirt and very bruised legs. (?)

These don't actually have any detail as to what I did or how I realized I was lucid, I didn't write that down and it's too long ago to remember now but it happened! I'm such a fail. :L

Friday 28th September
A casual Math's lesson, judging by our behaviour it's Monday period 5 but it's dark outside and the level of heat suggests it's the middle of summer. We are, as normal, discussing some complete rubbish and then we all decide to staple our books together and then Sir walks in and decides to help us and then staples my book to my face (very uncharacteristic for my teacher).

Friday 28th September
I'm sat in McDonald's with Kitty, George, Kathleen, Sam Burns, Nick and Ana. I'm chatting with them all whilst some people eat and I keep stealing some of their food and then can only watch and crease myself laughing whilst Kitty gets her foot stuck in the metal door shutter things that are in front of shops and is hoisted foot first off of the ground as she attempts to pull the shutter down for some reason. We've all come from Wales where we'd been working all day shutting down my grandparent's farm (which they've never owned) with all these strange animals and I get bitten by a lemur and almost keep the lemur and a monkey.

Had a very bizarre dream last night where a man was acting over-friendly to me somewhere in my local swimming pool. He didn't try anything on, he was just acting creepy and too close, and I was allowing him to do it. I don't remember his looks, but I think he was skinny, tall and geeky looking with black slicked back hair. I also seem to remember being in a jungle and a dining room at some point in this dream. It was very vivid at the time although I no longer remember it.

I was bought a new toothbrush.

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I dreamed that my dad had found porn on my computer that I left up. It was very realistic, and the next day my porn was missing, although it turned out to just be hidden.

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