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I was inside a military base and I was a soldier. I got into a helicopter and it flew me away to a farmhouse. They said that it is one year after the zombie apocalypse now and they haven't seen any zombies lately. I should check out if there are still a few of them. Then another huge helicopter carried a tank and dropped it near me. I jumped on it and the soldier driving the tank said I should watch his back. It was sunset. Suddenly a zombie rushed out of a bush and I took my rifle (I suddenly got one) and shot him down. I told the driver to get the hell out of here because a zombie horde was running towards us. The driver called the helicopter but he said we should defend our position until it arrives. I shot a few zombies down and ran away. The helicopter arrived and I got into it. It flew me back to the military base but this time it had a jail attached to it. I walked there and saw some of my classmates. They were eating and I walked to them. I grabbed some grilled meat and ate it. It tasted really good and for some reason the food got more and more. Then the dream gets foggy and the next thing I remember is that I'm talking to a guy (In waking life I hate that guy...) and he apologized for something. The dream began to fade and I noticed that I was dreaming. But it was already too late and I woke up immediately after that.

Oct.13,2011
Nap 1pm-3pm. Going to bed 10.30pm. Woke up at 2.30.am, 4.22am, 5.30am, 6.30am.
Regular dream:
Fragment: something about friend of mine, if I can take her cats with me when I leave; snakes in a backyard; something about me checking out 2 swords, for protection in dreams, I assume.

Note for later:
Ross wants to get stoned at my farm, (in this dream I live on a farm)
I take hin behind some trees, but we get interupted by I think my siblings

In the car with dad, its a japanese car and hes telling why its so good.

* we go to japan on an aeroplane, to see E3?

[COLOR="red"]Lucid[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]Dream[/COLOR]
[COLOR="silver"]Thoughts[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lightblue"]Hypnagogic[/COLOR]

[COLOR="silver"]I did remember 4 dreams when I woke up this morning, usually I will remember them all they to when I write them down here and I usually also not them. But I didn't note them and I didn't remember them today...
I woke up the timer though, but when I did my DEILD attempt nothing happend, so I was probably not in REM.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]I remember that I dreamt that I was in my old school. And I talked to some girl, but then I don't remember anything more.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="silver"]I still think that this timer makes it easier for me to DEILD so I will keep using it.[/COLOR]

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scarves...my mom? ...

Just two nights after my last LD, i had another one this morning. Exact same, where i could breathe through my nose. This time though, a dream character came up to me and told me that i wasnt asleep enough to be really lucid.
I believed him.
/facepalm

This dream was basically what the title says. Nothing of much interest happened. I call it a wasted dream.

I am at a party with ass-tons of people I know. My friend Zaine has received rumor he's going to get raped by this girl we all know. Well that's not good. I decide to volunteer for the job of protecting Zaine from getting raped. I scan the area, looking for the girl. I spot her with her friends at a table not too far away. Zaine decides he wants to leave before something bad happens. Unfortunately, he has to go past the girl no matter what. Damn, we're in quite a fix here. I now come up with a plan. I have Zaine begin to walk out, and I go to a different side of the room. I crawl under the tables and head towards the girl. I reach her, and I touch her feet. She is startled, and Zaine wanders past unnoticed. I now awake.

I am at school. I'm with this one girl that I know. I'm also with a few other friends who I can't recall who they were. We're talking about these two really hot girls at the school(real girls actually, but the conversation here is false).
"She has sex with her boyfriend, then masturbates, then has sex with the other girl." The girl I know said(Weird dream). Soon, our conversation dies and we all go. It is time to go home. So, I begin to walk out, and a group of kids are following closely behind me. I can hear them saying things about me, but I'm not sure what. I soon get outside, the group of kids surround me. Oh shit. This will not end well. Now they get closer and closer to me. Man I'm fucked now. But suddenly, some big person scares them off. they back away a little, with looks of hate on their faces. I now become lucid! Awesome! Time to go do the Indiana Jones TOTY. So, I now go into the school parking lot, and I stop. I use the turn-around method to summon a classic white Ford Mustang. For some reason I can't fathom, there's two TVs on top of the car. Weird. So, I now get in, and I begin to drive. I'll arrive real soon. Then, after a few minutes of driving, something hits me: How the hell do you open the Ark of the Covenant?! I stop and get out, pissed that I don't know how. I could pry it open, but I'm not sure if ninja will except that or not(I know how to now though, I looked it up). So, I go into a house, where my friend Zaine is at. I hopelessly ask him if he knows how to open the Ark. He gives me a pointless and clueless explanation. I leave frustrated. Soon, I see Grunts from Halo running around the place shooting. So, I summon a pistol and I kill them all. Then, those weird flying bug things from Halo are flying towards me. I dash to the Mustang, and I grab one of TVs to use as a shield. Oddly enough, the TV sucks all of the creatures into it. That's fucking awesome. I go back and tell Zaine, who seems amused, and then I soon awake.

10.13.2011
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I find myself in a bar almost identical to the college commons. I overhear two guys talking about how they'd like to get dates for the night. They're clearly nervous at the thought of talking to a woman, and I tactfully let them know as I pass by: "Sorry to tell you guys this but you're beta as fuck!"

I give them a little peptalk and offer to show them how it's done. There's a lady in a blue and white dress standing somewhere nearby. I call out to the bartender to get a drink for her, and two for me. The bar suddenly appears populated, and the bartender (also a lady in a blue/white dress) brings me a tall glass, filling it in front of me. I thank her and join the others at the bar.

When I sit myself down I find Chelsea is seated next to me with a drink of vodka, and she appears to be enjoying it/my company. I am surprised to find that my own drink tastes really good, and I find myself successful in showing the others how a gentleman handles himself. Her wonderful smile stays with me as I wake up from the dream, and put me in a great mood to start the day with.


I don't know what it is with Chelsea and vodka, and she doesn't know either! XD BTW In case it wasn't clear, my dream-self didn't determine if the girl I'd bought the drink for was actually Chelsea, but it seems to make sense since she isn't a drinker and would be unlikely to have one in her hand had I not ordered it for her.

I also recall having a short lucid dream earlier in the morning, but it is of an embarrassing nature, so I'll simply say it happened and leave it at that. To protect the innocent, shall we say.

10.11.2011
NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm on a field trip with Chelsea. We're at some outdoor event, like a carnival but with shops. Chelsea is sitting at a table much like an outdoor cafeteria and says she would like some vodka fries. Yes, vodka fries. I disappear from the group to peruse the shops and after several weird reactions from shop owners, I found a shop selling a bag of vodka fries. When I brough it back to her, I wouldn't let her have any, prompting her to chase me around before getting any.

She didn't get any vodka fries before I woke up. =P

Was at some hotel in Vegas with dina and Leo. Dina wanted Vip and Leo and I were going to sneak in. The guards let dina in and we went to them and said we were with her. Leo forgot his id and had to go back. They asked me for the Vip stamp but I said I just wanted to look inside. I went in with Dina and we waited for Leo at the club. It was your typical club with people dancing. We went through a weird portal that ended up in a really long game of survival. I forgot most of the levels except a feel one level we had to control space ships and destroy the opposing forces. We blasted through that with ease. The next level was some speed raceway where we drove through some obsticals. The last one I remember was weird. We were in some stonehedge looking place. There was shade and darkness. The sun would drastically burn you and if you were in it too long you would die. We couldn't find Leo and were scared he ended. We had togo get to the middle. I got burned several times but ended up in some safe zone. I found Leo. We were both burned very badly. We looked in the mirror and saw that we were burned in the exact same places and we got scratched in the same place too. We wondered what that meant. A lady burst out of nowhere and gave us a task that would finish this mission. I forget the rest.

Was the owner of gnc. I had two emplyees one guy and one woman. The woman looked about 20 and so did the guy. I really took care of the store and noticed the difference between working there and owning it. I cared a lot more. A guy asked me if we had a cool center piece for his game room and i showed him a giant budda fountian. I wanted to keep it. My woman employee came back and went to the bathroom. I followed her in and picked her up. made out a bit and I told her to wait I wanted to wake back to bed. The woman turned into kara. Kara wouldn't shut up and kept making jokes. I finally burst out laughing and finally gave up and thought well this is good enough. I told kara to wait a sec while I stabilized and we walked through the door out of gnc into some supper sunny house. We walked together talking and laughing about random stuff. I t was super bright and sunny. Almost blinding. There was a swimming pool outside and I told kara about how this had to he a shared. The only problem was that I remembered that kara was already at work. I started thinking alot and this took me out of the dream. I had a false awakening in my room. I drank some water and it tasted weird. I was writing the dream down and I realized it was a fa. I woke up so I could write it down without forgetting.

October 13, 2011

Some of my friends and I were watching movies on my basement tv. These weren't movies I could make out.

Eventually, we decided to order out for two pizzas. But everyone had to eat dinner. So, they all gave me money, totaling $20, and told me to order two large pizzas. I dial up Pizza Hut, and call them, ordering three larges because there's a special.

Once the pizza gets here, a kid from my Boy Scout troop is knocking on my door with them. Apparently they're using child labor now. (Should've realized this was a damn dream!) He opens my door without my permission, but he has pizza so it's all good.

He starts wandering around asking stupid questions and breaking everything. I take the pizza upstairs and wait for everyone to come back.

I hear chewing upstairs, and have this sinking feeling. I run upstairs, and see my father and brother finishing up the last box of Pizza Hut Pizza. We have a civil discussion.

"What the fuck do you think you're doing?!" I ask politely.

"Eating the pizza you bought for us," my father replies.

"Why on earth would I buy you pizza?!"

"It's Father's Day or my birthday or something."

"No, it's not. Even if it was, I'd just buy you a damn special occasion card from the dollar store."

"Hah! You can't even afford a dollar. I ate 17 pizza slices to show you how it feels."

"How what feels? And who ate the other 7 slices? There were 7 people! ..I think."

My brother pipes in, "I ate them."

"Ok, look. My friends gave me $20 to buy these damn pizzas. Once they find out what's happened, I'm toast, you jackass."

My father snickers, "Oh well. I think I hear knocking downstairs. You better go check!"

Indeed, there was loud knocking, a telltale sign of when Jane is knocking for you.

"Have fun," my dad says in a fatherly way.

"You too, guys."

I run to the basement, and open the door. The gang is there, waiting to come in.

"Hey, I'm hungry!"

Everyone says this simultaneously. I look at each of them, with their endearing expressions. I take a deep breath, but almost choke.

"Guys. My dad ate them all."

These words hung in the air, literally. Everyone looks at them in dead silence. I fear for my life. Then, they line up side to side. They each say a number at a time. I realize they are counting down. I start laughing, thinking that they can't hurt me because I'm dreaming. As they close in, my mother skips down the steps somehow, telling me my brother and father had heart attacks.

dream
lucid

I was walking past a stone wall and saw a word sitting on top of the wall. I was walking with someone ; i could not remember who but i turned to the person and said

: that is odd i must being dreaming :
I pulled the letter A out of the word and showed it to my friend. I then made the letter bigger and smaller; i changed the color of it from black to orange