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10/3/11

It was dark as night in the backyard of a house. I think someone was with me, probably my mother, and we were running away from something that was trying to kill us. We kept going around in circles literally around the house and backyard. Then when we got to the left side again, I told my mother to hurry and just move on without me. I waited for this killer, and it ended up being Betty Boop with a knife on her right hand I believe.

I wasn’t lucid, but it obviously wasn’t that scary anymore. And suddenly the knife broke loose of her grasp and flinged somewhere else.


Betty started panicking because the knife was the only thing that made her threatening. So I think I ran towards her and smashed her head into a few big pieces. I can’t remember much after that.

A dream I had before this was me with a laptop, and I was downloading something. Then this guy told me to SEED a torrent file I downloaded. So I did and it uploaded it pretty fast. That’s all I remember.

10/4/11

Some girl was trolling me on facebook that I was liking her status and made some long status myself about it because I REALLY liked it. The area seemed to be like a small track field stadium.

I was under the seats on the field. And I saw some shapes and objects on the field, but I wasn’t aware that I was dreaming.

10/6/11

I was in this room and saw some guy I knew from Biochemistry with this girl I shook hands with the first day of my Biology Lab at Texas A&M University as a freshmen. It was a fairly dark room with some sunlight in it.

Then I have a dream going to a grocery store and seeing just corn shells, and I’m comparing them with something.

Then I’m dreaming that I’m walking up to some place, but can’t remember much after that.

10/7/11

I have a dream where I’m in this computer lab looking place in some educational institute.

I see my professor for Biochemistry (Dr. ***************). She’s passing out grades to some assignment we had. While I was waiting, I think I was looking at a wall of painted octopuses.

One octopus’ tentacle wasn’t painted completely. I decided that I would just paint it with orange paint.

I think I was even painting a picture of a girl who was repeating something over and over and over again, but I ignored it. When my professor was going to give me my assignment, apparently I did something back and she was whispering that I needed to be kicked out or something. But then she realized she talked to me about something already in advanced, and suddenly I get +10 added to my assignment (83>93). That’s all I remember. I feel all twitchy now as I wake up.

10/8/11

Some guy was selling some thin but long brown canoe that went pretty fast on water (the lake).

This guy that looked like Hank Hill was skeptical at first, but when she saw people buying it and riding it fast, he was convinced.

Then when the alarm rings around 6:00 AM for me, (my computer alarm), I said to myself that I would lucid dream over and over. I felt tingling sensations all over, saw these images, they weren’t even scary at all!!! (I don't know why I typed this, but figured it was something worthwhile since I never felt this way before). (OH WAIT, this is going to be repeated again after this next dream I'm posting below...I probably didn't want to lose my train of thought on the other dreams).


Then I had some other dream where I’m in my seminar class that I have for my freshmen year in college at the moment relating to memory learning etc. I was explaining and asking this person what I did for my assignment and it was pretty long. I could’ve done a reality check there since I already did the assignment before. Then everyone went back to their seats and we dimmed the lights a bit to go over what we said to others. I saw some people who weren’t in the class in waking life, but I wasn’t cognizant of that.

I even think I had another dream related to school, and we were finding the answers for a chemistry exam or something like that. One of the answers I believe was the square root of 278, but no one really paid attention to my response I think.

Then when my pc alarm rang at around 6:00 AM (I was trying CrazyInsane’s CANWILD method), I kept my eyes closed, remained still, and said that I would lucid dream. Everything was a rush, images started manifesting into my head, and these hallucinations weren’t that scary! But this was the first time that I was aware of experiencing sleep paralysis! After the images stopped, I remained calm still, and tried to open my dream eyes, but sadly I opened my eyes in waking life 

BUT BEFORE I did that, I was standing on some green brown floor, and it felt as if I was getting up from lying down. I’m even more pumped up to try this out some more!

10/9/11

I’m with these people at the end of class waiting for something our professor wanted to tell us after class.

We all wait and he lets everyone off based on their last name. MY last name starts with a “S,” so it takes a while. Then suddenly the remaining 11 people including me are on a train.


The old professor says the remaining 11 will live or something like that. Then I end up explaining to one of the 11 survivors what the professor meant, and apparently the train can travel through time, and we can get on it at will. Then I’m in the bathroom taking care of my business.


I was trying to pee while getting my cellphone near my ear I think, and sliding it down my arm, but that’s all I remember.

I had another dream with I think I went into sleep paralysis, and someone was saying “open your eyes” I believe. But that’s all I remember.


10/10/11

I was at several locations as once. It was night time. Apparently some dude was making some cult or something where people would kill themselves by committing suicide from juping off high ledges.

They just kept dying and dying. Eventually I’m in this house where there was a party, and more people were panicking, so we all went outside. Then I’m drinking cocoa with some people and my father I believe is asking me if I wanted any “Pakastani” food, or chowmein. I said No to all, and the other person next to me was a girl named Afra, and we were talking about how some person named Cody convinced people to comimit suicide, but then I woke up after a while.

10/10/11

(LUCID) I wake up in a dream with my fingers on my nose and I’m breathing. I automatically know I’m dreaming. It’s kind of dark, and random DC’s are passing by. There’s a door open, so I can see all of them go around. I ask if I can see my dream guide. I couldn’t get a clear mental image of her, but she was pretty old, but not that OLD, old enough to be a cougar (30+). Her name was Yessica Krovezkel or something like that. I think now she’s younger than my fuzzy image of her, but I started to get sexual with her (licking her asshole) instead of asking her questions LOL. I even started to get my penis out to have sex, but I opened my eyes.

Now I feel bad because that was probably my dream guide because I asked her “Are you my dream guide?” and she responded something about how come I don’t believe her or something like that.

I had another dream as if I’m Naked Snake from Metal Gear Solid 3.
I started out in the jungle trying to kill the snipers, but end up failing in killing them, so I quit. Then I’m in a different environment from MGS1 and I’m trying to infiltrate a lab, but the guards keep spotting me.

I even tried to kick with my left leg or right to hit the guard in the face, but I miss and the guard reported “Enemy attempted to kick me in the face but failed.” So I thought “Screw this!” So I got up a long ladder to reset the alarm system.

Then I’m up this long ladder and meet a lady who looks exactly like EVA and the spy she played as well.

But apparently she was named Margaret, and apparently she was my dream guide because I tried to ask her a question, but she just gave me a gray card and wrote her name on it.

I forgot her last name, but I remember the first because she also put a big “M” on the other side of the card for me to remember.

Then I woke up.

10/11/11

I had a dream where I was in my UGST class seminar. I asked my teacher if I would fail the class and would have to take the seminar again. He said that I would just have to take a test for a class. He said my essay sucked and wondered what was wrong with me lol. Then some dude explains something random to me.

Then I’m outside near Cypress, Texas for some reason (I was at Texas A&M University). My bike is parked on bike rail, and I basically walked all the way to college station to texas in just a few seconds (o.O). Then I see these random DCs sitting down. One of them asked if anyone when to some meeting with a lot of people. I assumed it was A&M and just sat down. That’s all I remember for this one.

I felt as if I was lucid most of the time in this other dream. I feel myself walking on a brick-layered floor.

I can see my legs moving and my hands. I focus on them a lot and knew I was dreaming. I tried doing stunts like running fast and flying, but again I failed. Then I met this African American girl and tried to touch her sexually for a while, but then I quit and went somewhere else. Some other African American girl got jealous of me I think and said something about me touching the other one.

Then this other dream, I’m walking towards a bus stop, and I think before I walked, some girl posted on my Facebook wall on congratulating me on becoming 18 years of age, even though my birthday was in August. I see this girl walking very fast, and I couldn’t catch up, so I just kept going to the bus that was near the bus stop. I see her on the other side of the street before I get on the bus. Then suddenly I’m in a bus that looks like that one I was in Cypress Lakes High School. A lot of people were on, and no one sat by me until a familiar face sat next to me, but said nothing.

10/12/11

I was in some weird looking house other than the apartment I live at that’s near the college I attend. A girl who is my Chemistry 101 tutor was in the house for something, and I’m calling my dad to tell him what I really think about him and how he thinks of me (a random confession). That’s all I remember for that one.

Then I’m late for my Biology 111 Lab, and so was another person too, but he is still in High School, so I wonder why I couldn’t be aware of that if we’re in college.


He was an Asian guy that I knew (Khang) from Morton Ranch High School. I told him if he can explain to the teacher why we were a few minutes late because I had to get something else really quick (probably to use the restroom where there wasn’t even a toilet, I just urinated on a table inside of this “Restroom”). I come back, and he says she won’t let us come in without a valid explanation, and I thought that’s what I asked him to tell her about.

I go up the stairs, which isn’t even the area of the Biology Lab I’m in. It has a white setting overall, and it almost looks like a prison. But the one in reality had a brown setting and had maroon doors that opened for us to go up the different levels, and each level had a different color. As I finally reach the lab door with my friend, my lab teacher was out already doing something really quick I guess. I go up to her and tried to give her a good explanation, but she just rejected anything I said. She started saying that it was too late for me to start the lab, and the lab room environment wasn’t even related to Biology, it was my Chemistry Lab class. (My teacher for Chemistry is a bit more laid back and less strict than my Biology Lab teacher; another reality check I could’ve done).

After my Biology teacher told me more reasons, she even started trolling on me things that didn’t relate to why I was late. She started to speak as if she was Bon Qui Qui or something!

All fast and a little echo of her accent at each sentence. Then when she was finished, I told her, “That nutrition thing was for Physics though.” But it wasn’t, it was an assignment on nutrition for my Biology Lab 111, so I don’t know how I mixed that up (another reality check that I let pass by!). I finally just gave up and accepted being late, and then I came back to the same room that was supposed to be a bathroom.

I did random fiddling with the objects in this room, it had a small T.V., and it still looked like a prison cell.


That’s all I remember for that dream, I woke up by the other alarm that wakes me up to get ready for college. Then I realize that the alarm on my PC didn’t start before that one. (I set it to wake me up at 3:50:00 AM since I slept around 10:50 PM last night). I was still practicing CrazyInsane’s CANWILD technique. I did a reality check by pinching my nose and breathing, but I couldn’t, so I was perplexed by this weird phenomenon. Then I log-in to the laptop again, and I realized Windows had an update (Windows has successfully installed updates! YAY -.-), so that messed up the alarm from reacting because the update basically did a forced restart on my computer. THEN THE PC ALARM RANG!!$#!#. I knew I should’ve paid attention to that button on the bottom right that said updates were available. :/

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Another week that left me physically exhausted. Last weekend I didn't get lucid and since my encounter with that dark haired evil man I hadn't had any. I wanted to have a lucid naturally without any supplements before trying out my new 5-HTP and L-Theanine, and this morning I had one. Was a bit fuzzy and hard to stabilize but it was something alright. Also in all my dreams I was in another country, weird.

23.00: Sleep

08.00: Dream and frag
*I'm in Amsterdam with a few of my friends. We're at a coffee shop and I go up to the counter. I buy some weed in tiny bags, I also get some weird receipts which I throw away instantly. After hanging out at the cafe for a while, I hear something. "You need to register the weed, or you'll be in trouble" someone tells another guy. I realise that must have been what the receipt was for. 'Oh shit...' I get up and head upstairs to a table. I had left a few bags of weed there before.

"Hey, have you got my weed?" I ask the two people at the table. "Yeah, but a police officer just came by and was looking for you" the guy tells me and hands me three plastic bags. I take them and head downstairs again. I really need that receipt! I start typing out my story on a computer and turn it around for the girl behind the counter to read. She has no clue what it says. I look at the screen and it has changed. 'Wtf?' I tell her what's going on instead.

"Why didn't you save the receipts?" she asks me frustrated. Another Swedish guy shows up and I tell her all about how Swedes usually pretend to understand when infact they don't, only to not feel stupid or embarrassed. The Swedish guy tells her it's true.

*I'm in Italy or some similar country. I'm with a whole bunch of people and we're in a restaurant waiting for our food. It takes forever to get it. 'Better be worth the wait' When the food finally arrives, it's mashed potatoes with fish sticks... "Uhm, okay" I say and take a bite. The mashed potatoes taste very good. 'Last meal I'm having in this country is going to be so expensive.'

11.00: You stole my apple, I'm going to run you over! MILD
It's only three days left until I'm going home from this country. I feel like the week's passed by way too quickly. I enter a big container and starts cleaning it out. It looks just like the one from work and for some reason I feel like I will be awarded something great if I manage to get the floor completely clean. If the things in it is only on shelves. There's alot of plastic containers with oil in them. I find a paper advertising working on a whale oil ship. "It's great pay!" it says.

I find my black shirt hanging on the wall and take it down. 'Gotta get this back to the house.' I get out of the container and hear something to my left. It's a guy on a motorbike doing doughnuts in the snow. I walk down the road to the right and walk up to he first house that comes up. My family's living in there. I look down at my clothes before going in, I've got some expensive, stylish white pants on. I enter the house and leave the shirt in there. My sister's in the bathroom and I don't feel like staying so I leave again.

I head back towards the container which is now a house. I enter it and grab a small axe by the door. I listen if anyone's upstairs, I hear a small creak but nothing more. I figure it's empty and head out and lock the door again.

My brothers Martin and Morgan shows up when I realise I'm dreaming. "Hey" Martin says. I smile and put the axe away. 'What to do? God damnit, what were my tasks? Martin walks past me out on the lawn and stops by an apple tree. A single small apple is hanging from a branch. He grabs it and it grows in size for some reason. 'Oh right! Telekinesis.' I flick my hand and the apple zooms out of his hand and into mine. I break off a piece and chew it down while letting the rest of it circle around him, teasing him.

I realise the dream is not very vivid and starts stabilizing it. I touch a wooden stake next to me while singing. "Lalalala." I continue to touch things as Martin gets in a car. "You raise meeee uuuuuup!" I yell. "So I can staaaaaand on mountaaaaaains!" 'Singing to stabilize is great.' I try to walk forwards to check out his car, but after ten seconds or so I realise I haven't gone anywhere at all. It's just like I'm in a game that is lagging badly. I decide not to fight it and turn around instead.

Morgan is waiting for me with the dirtbike. I get on and take off. I grab him with telekinesis and make him speed along right next to me on the snow. We go down the street and I realise it's the same street our old house is on. "Let's switch places" I tell Morgan after a while. I keep the bike stable and jump off onto the snow, skating on it. Morgan takes my place and speeds up. I grab the back of the bike and look behind me. I can see a helmet in the distance.

"Martin's coming after us" I tell Morgan. A few seconds later a car appears, it's a F1 car. "Go up that hill to the right, no wait. Stop the bike" I tell Morgan and he does. I get off and stand still in the middle of the street.



He approaches me at an incredibly slow speed. He must be drunk or something because he drives past me and up onto the hill, getting stuck in the mud. I reach out with my hand and lift the car up into the air. I slam it into a house that's nearby. It sounds just like as if you were pounding on a hood. I slam it weakly into the house ten times or so, no damage is done to either the car or the house.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 12 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

[COLOR="red"]Lucid[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]Dream[/COLOR]
[COLOR="silver"]Thoughts[/COLOR]
[COLOR="lightblue"]Hypnagogic[/COLOR]

[COLOR="silver"]I didn't use the timer method this night, because I didn't slept the amount of hours that is usually needed for me to hit the REM. But I got a false awakening instead, on which I could have realised that I was dreaming on, but I didn't reality checked so..[/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]I woke up and thought that even though I didn't use the timer I can still use this as a oppurtunity to DEILD, because I was aware of the awakening. So I closed my eyes and tried to DEILD. I expected nothing, because usually the dreamy feeling come by itself. And well nothing happend and I gave up. I got out of bed and ..[/COLOR]

[COLOR="silver"]I woke up in my bed, the real bed. And I realsied that if I just had reality checked it could have become a lucid dream... Anyway I fell asleep and dreamed again.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]I were in town and saw my friend driving a car, and this friend doesn't even have a driver's license, so this was weird. I went to my school and met my friends, I felt as something was wrong but I never realised anything.
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[COLOR="silver"]To morrow I will use the timer. But I am also gonig to do a nap attempt now. I have never done that before so I will see how it goes. [/COLOR]

I'm in a lab building, with some people. I went into another lab building with a person. A portal. Some lab-coat people run out of it. We tried to shoot them with lightning/fire from our fingers, but they just passed through us. Ghosts?

We entered the door/portal, and there are more lab-coat people running from the direction we're headed. I tried shooting more, but nothing came out of my fingers.

We kept walking, and walked down stairs. There were five levels. I was on the last level, and sensed great evil from it. I decided to walk back up. My companion urged me to go, but I complained why it has to be me. Why can't it be him or someone else. I cowered in the corner, hugging my knees. Now it looks like a castle, the walls are made of stone. I "saw" a giant shadow walk.

McDonald's. A Korean actor posing for a commercial for a noodle, that comes with the coke float of McDonald's. Walking in Lacson St, night, yellow lights.

Buster from Arthur was getting ready for a role. Everything was set up but then the studio changed the script and Buster it became a romance storyline instead of whatever it was before.

So Buster walked off the set.

Last night I had a dream that I was at my Aunts house. The neighbor's lawn was a lake after a hard rain. It was one of those days where it was overcast, but not grey. Instead, everything looked yellow. I don't know if someone said it or it was just a thought in my mind, but a hurricane was coming.

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An old friend of mine JF was sitting on my back. He was heavy. I was freaking out inside. I tried to get him off, but it took all my energy, then it was even harder to breathe. There was some hair by my nose and mouth and this made me even more freaked out. I have a gag reflex at hair near my nose or mouth...unless attached to a person. The dream seemed to last about 30 seconds, but it was very scary.

I was in a market in the Middle Ages of some kind where you couldn't buy anything but had to trade for it instead. I had many things to trade but most people either didn't want them or would try to scam me out of my items by giving me things in return that were not of the same value of the items I had. The person who ended up with the rarest and most valuable items would win. The King of our small Midieval like village would come and present the winner with gold coins and erect a plaque with their name on it in the town square were everyone could see it. Like many other people I desperately wanted to win and be publicly recognized but by the end of the day most of my good items had been cheated away from me and I was left with undesirable things or complete garbage.

At the end of the dream I am lieterally outside of the crowd who are pushing to see the presentation in the village square and I cannot push my way past anyone because I am smaller and weaker than everyone else. I drop what items I have left in a barrel and walk away down a narrow alleyway feeling dejected.

This drema happened in a point of my life where I was a really intense DBZ fan and also very young, and always hoped to be able to do the things I saw in the show, like flying kamehameha, using powers etc. and I would have dreams about random characters in DBZ. One night I have a dream where Im at some really dark place, and mr popo ( the really dark guy from DBZ) is there, and I earnestly beg him to teach me how to fly. I was about 9 years old at the time, and I couldn't believe I had met mr popo. He told me that If i wanted to learn flying, I had to eat some indian food in the corner, it was some beans in spicy sauce, and i wondered wtf that had to do with learning how to fly, but I did it anyway earnestly hoping it would work, I ran around jumping afterwards but it never worked and I was mad at mr popo for lying to me.

I was in the Ceres bus terminal. I was too late. It was night. There was another vehicle. I jumped in.

I was in the vehicle. A van? I was in the back, with a cloth separator. I slept. I was in front of a gate. I was going to open it. Locked.

I was at Emerald's place, but it looks strange. House. They/We were cooking food. Border. Taste. Trials. Failure rate vs. success. Bomb. 1010. Mom. Facebook. Slide. Luge.

Barbarian town theme. I was in the Stronghold hold. We were under siege by a few creatures. I/Sorcerer attacked by throwing "gas" at the enemy, but it fell on the allied creatures below me. I tried again and lit the gas.

2nd dream:

I was on a mountain. Me and another person fell, and we were running down the mountain/cliff. Rocks are falling all around us. We landed safely, but there are still rocks falling around us.

i just got out of the hospital.....and i had strange dreams there......in the hospital they did all the blood work when we were in bed after waking us.....and they woke us to take vitals and give meds......and they did that when i was leaving and fell asleep.....i took a nap and they woke me to do paper work and i fall back asleep and did stuff in that room and walked out of that room into another place that was definitely a dream

the one i was being woken and didn't want to be and tossed and turned and hit my head on the corner of the table. my head was bleeding and the put alcohol on it and i screamed....i didn't have any mark when i woke up

another i was tossing and turning when being woken and threw a pillow at the nurse and got tangled in my sheets...i didn't fine any evidence of either of those when i woke

another i told them to go away because i didn't like them

another the nurse woke me and i fell back asleep and woke up....i then went out of my room and was in an amusement park.....there were hair accessories under the roller coaster

they tried to wake me again and i walked out to the amusement park again and there was a part that looked like a christmas/candy land board......there was a snowman who tried to hug me

they tried to wake me again and i walked out to the amusement park and a tator tot that was really greasy tried to hug me and it made me gag

they tried to wake me again and i was in a different room that was really nice and there was the nurse i didn't like and a student...and the student plugged in an air freshener before talking to me....i figured it was a dream because people don't usually plug in air fresheners to talk and the room was too nice for a hospital and i've never been in a room so nice in my life time....i figured i was sleeping and woke up as soon as i knew it was a dream

these all happened on the 14th at around 2:00pm

I am some a future version of our world where severe economic recessions and war have devastated most countries and much of the human civilization has reverted to Mideieval era technology and feudalism. There are pockets of technological advanced socities still in existence, but they have isolated themselves from the rest of the world with cities surrounded by walls and drones to kill people trying to break in. Many countries have become lawless and chaotic because religious zealots and warlords and their tribes fight for land and resources, including most of North America, and at the beginning of the dream I am fleeing my home and I end up on a ship headed to India.

I though India would be just as chaotic and poor yet fortunately there is religious tolerace and peace, and unlike most other countries, there is often running water and electricity availble in some cities. I end up living with a friend who fled North America years ago and she shares a cramped apartment with several other families above a rare bookstore which went out of business the day before I arrived. The first floor then becomes a communty meeting hall for the small village and the local Imam (who is also the head man of the town) gathers people every night to talk about relevent issues and to bring his television in so everyone can see the little bit of international news that is broadcast every now and then.

One night the broadcast is interupted and highjacked by a powerful and rouge warlord in Iran who claims to have a Doomsday Machine, which will obliterate all other countries in the world except his and he is going to set it off on the next full moon, a few days from now. To prove the effectiveness of his machine, he turns it on the Australasia continent and literally wipes it off the map. The remains of the continent are smoldering boulders and much of it falls into the sea or is completely unlivable because it is desicated wasteland. The crazy warlord gives no ultimatim and so later news reports tell of how many places become even more chaotic, mass suicides occur, or alternatively some places that were so violent and dangerous before suddenly become peaceful as people resign themselves to their fate.

Some how I meet a man who has just come into our village who claims to have worked on the Doomsday Machine and fled Iran when he learned what its true purpose was. He has made copies of the three electonic keys needed to gain access to the machine and shut it down, but unfortunately lost one in Pakistan while he was fleeing. He gives me the other two keys and a map of the place where he lost the other key and sends me on my way. I easily cross the border into Pakistan because there are so many people heading towards Iran, trying to get in, that no one really notices me.

The small village where the lost key supposedly is lays in the ruins of what once looked like a very industrialized and technologically advanced city. I search many abandoned and decrepid old office buildings and come across a gathering of people sitting in what used to be a cafeteria or something. The floor is tiles and the roof is high, and there are rusted counters and sinks all along the walls. There are no tables and chairs any more and everyone is sitting in a circle around a few men and one woman. The men are talking about making peace with yourselves before you die and the woman sits silently admist them and yet seems to emit waves of warmth and compassion that penetrate the heart of everyone in attendence. She is filled with great love for us all, but also with a great sadness and a feeling of helplessness. She is ancient and beyond any human entity in the world and I think that she is a Goddess of some kind. She is weaving black hairbands and wristbands with scraps of yarn and passing them out to everyone in attendance.

I recieve one and instantly the location of the lost electronic key appears in my mind, as if the information is being chanelled directly to me from the goddess -like woman. I head up to a higher level and find it hidden in a desk in what looks like used to be some rich CEO's office. When I go back downstairs to the cafeteria, everyone is gone and the place is dimly lit and covered in dust, like no one had been there for hundreds of years. I still have my hairband though so I know the experience was real.

I follow the throngs of refugees headed for the Iranian border, but it is extremely dangerous as criminals and other unsavory characters prey on the desperate people. Many people are robbed of the few belongings they have, and many more or killed or tortured for fun. No one is safe from being kidnapped or raped and almost all who make it to the Iranian border are immediately turned away and have to go back and face the human monsters waiting for them outside of the border crossing. Those who make it into Iran do so because they bribe the guards with everything they have. I have nothing to offer so I have no idea how I am going to get in. One of the border guards asks me for my hairband and as I pull it out of my hair I see that it has turned to gold. I am let into the country and finding the Doomsday Machine isn't hard because it is being advertised on fliers and billboards in every street corner and I head to the capital (in my dream it was called Karachi, which is not the capital city of Iran but a port town in Pakistan).

The dream becomes fuzzy and I cannot remember much more. I do end up shutting down the machine, but there is no big confrontation with the warlord or anything heroic like that and I thought this dream ended kind of anti-climatically.

The dream started off with me sitting in my living room's couch, with my laptop on my lap, watching porn. Then my little sister came into the room and sat beside me, wanting to watch what I was doing. I minimized it all, but for some reason, big thumbnails to all the images I had just watched filled my desktop. I tried to open up a program or two, to put in front of the thumbnails, but the thumbnails appeared everywhere. She asked me what that was and I said I didn't know why or where they came from.

Next thing I know, I was at a LAN, supposedly in my school, but in a supposed classroom I've never seen before. My teacher was there. He stood behind me without me noticing him, and he must have seen the thumbnails everywhere. He asked me if my laptop was infected, and I said "no, I think it's just an error, I don't know where they came from". He kept asking, and in the end I almost hammered my fist into the table and yelled at him. Then a page popped up on my screen saying:
"LOL I hacked your PC, and I was extremely efficient at it!" along with a bunch of Russian text and disturbing pictures. I figured what this virus did was redirect files from your temporary internet files (cookies) folder, to your desktop, which is not a huge damage, but can still be quite annoying.
Next thing I know, we had to get out in the main lobby, which was a big place I've never seen before either. We had to sit on the floor and watch some lame 'magician' or whatever. She asks for a volunteer. I was the only person not raising my hand. She chose me. So, she wanted me to throw some ball, for a reason I do not know. So we threw a ball around a couple times. For some reason I dropped the ball every time, even though it was some easy throws, but oh well, it's a dream designed to make me feel bad, just wait.
She told me to crawl up in a really large double-chair, like one of those chairs tennis judges sit in, just way taller. She sat beside me. I asked her how far up we were, and she replied with 50 meters. I felt my fear of being on fragile objects in extreme heights kicking in. I noticed there was a balcony beside us, so I held onto it. "Oh come on, you big pussy" she said. Then she started rocking with the chair. I told her to stop.
"What? Stop this?" she said and started rocking more. A man at the bottom yelled that I was a huge pussy, and I heard the students sitting on the floor laugh. The man started crawling up the chair, while shaking it violently. I thought fuck no and climbed onto the balcony. He laughed at me in a degrading manner and said:
"Oh what, are you going to go play your computer?". I got pissed off.
"Why yes you fucking asshole, I am."
I left, and walked into the classroom, where only 2 guys were sitting. I figured the rest was still playing audience. I wanted to play a bit of Dead Island and launched up the game. I didn't get put in the game however. As soon as I double-clicked the game's shortcut, the room turned dark and silent. The other people were gone. All lights were gone, leaving me in an Amnesia-like environment. I was scared, and walked out of the room. The whole place was dark, and everyone was gone.

I walked outside, and watched myself exit the house in a LoL/HoN/DOTA third person perspective. I saw a person at the garden gate with a green health bar (teammate), fighting off two guys with red health bars (enemies). I went to help him, and thereby we took both of them down. My perspective switched back to first person, and my teammate was gone, leaving me on my own, in a dark environment with a scary ambiance. I looked down the road, and saw a unpleasant looking pale guy with white eyes, fast and calmly walking towards me. I figured the best idea would be to flee, LoL style. I walked around the house. Every time I looked back, I saw him being a little bit closer each time.
I rounded a corner, and swiftly crawled down a ladder beneath a trapdoor. I stood on the ladder for a little while, listening for footsteps. Didn't hear a thing. Instead, two men opened the trapdoor and climbed down the ladder. I managed to jump down and hide without them noticing me. I heard them talking, but didn't understand what they were talking about. They climbed back up and walked away.

10/13/11

DILD

Recall: somewhat poor

Notes: This broke a long dry spell.

There was a woman and a girl around my age stuck in this elevator shaft. It had stone walls that were constantly trickling with water. I got there after the two people and they were terrified. I knew off the bat that this was a dream. I tried to calm them down and say that it was not real. I start touching the wall and the water runs over my hand. It feel so real. I am telling the woman how amazing it is that none of this is real. I tell them how to maintain the dream by focusing on the tactile sensations and even licking random things. I lick the wall and it tastes like nothing. I practice some telekinesis and stop the water from flowing into the chamber.

I think she falls and I grab her up. As I do this, I look over to the other girl. She has fallen into a hole in the floor and is sinking into a flooded compartment. It was really dark and looked like an infinite shaft. I use telekinesis to bring her back to the surface and I jump and grab her when she is close. It is probably time that we leave the shaft. There is a large step up into a corridor. I lead them out.

We are now in a nice mansion. Somehow me and the woman are naked. I start humping her. I wasn't actually having sex, just kind of screwing around. And I thought it had been awhile since she had any lovin' anyway. I do the same to the other girl for a bit and then stop.

I tried to remember the TOTM. After thinking for awhile I remembered it was holloween related. I thought maybe it was to fight a bunch of ghouls. I turn to the other room and expect some ghouls to be there. At the front door, there is a group of like 20 people walking toward me menacingly. I hold my hand up and yell, "STOP!" I reach up with my other hand to the sky. I command a meteor to strike and outside of the window (not where my hand is) I see a red fireball. Suddenly there is an explosion as a meteor strikes from where I called it. It vaporizes all but 2 of them. One was a guy and the other was a girl. The dude runs off and I grab the girl. I wanted to make sure they never came back. And nothing says that message like some good ol' sodomy. So I did that for awhile and then remembered the real basic TOTM (trick or treating). I stop and was about to head outside when I lost the dream.

October 14, 2011

I'm forgetting some pretty important pieces from the dream I had last night. I'll start from what I believe is the beginning.*

I'm on the school bus, but there's a different bus driver. He looks to be in his twenties. Everyone is talking to him and laughing, while I sit in the back of the bus. He drives us to a Wawa-like store. My dad is there.*

He gives me a $50 bill ( would've been a great reality check) and I end up spending all of it, save for $10. I see a $50 gamestop gift card, and almost cry. Then I notice it's ten dollars. I buy it immediately, and tell the bus driver to hold on to it.*

Eventually I'm the last drop-off, but I ask the driver to take me to the mall.*

"Hey, Mr. Jean, where's my gift card?" I ask.*

He replies, "I threw it out."

"What?! Why?! What the hell is your problem?"

He then assaulted me with a barrage of words that weren't in the English dictionary, all big words that began with "in".*

That's all I remember from that dream. I think there was a zombie apocalypse one, but it escapes me.*

I figure I might recall old dreams I had as a side thing.*

I was shopping at Giant with Brianna and her dad. Somehow, I got lost in the store, and could not find them anywhere. I came across this door, pitch black darkness behind it. I opened it, and wandered down the long hallway. Eventually, I reached a giant room. It was black, but there were glowing patterns everywhere. There were kids all over the place, playing video games on giant tvs, and watching movies on other tvs. There was a collection of DVDs and video games next to each TV.*

This was a hideout or something, and there were bouncers looking at me. There was a giant square made of sofas for people who wanted to talk, and I found Brianna watching some dumb movie with other people.*

Then it burned up.*