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Nephanim's Dreams

I didn't sleep very well last night. Basically, every time I woke up to write down dreams, it took me ninety minutes or longer to fall asleep again. I ended up sleeping later to get the same amount of sleep.

Mike's Time Toilet

I was at my parents’ new house in Texas. They were setting up a shed of some kind in their backyard. While I helped my dad with this, a device quite similar to a TARDIS appeared in the yard. It looked like the owner had worked fairly hard to maintain it with the least amount of resources possible. The door read: “Discover something new about something old… or something new.” The first letter in the first something crackled with electricity. There was some kind of bulb inside, and instinctively, I sensed that it was an error indicator. If this light went out, the machine was no longer operational. As I studied this device that appeared out of nowhere, I wondered whose it was.

Out stepped Mike, armed with a bag of tools. He waved when he saw me.

“How do you like it?” he laughed. “It’s my time machine.”

“Wow, that’s awesome,” I said, walking around the door to study the interior. It certainly wasn’t a TARDIS; the interior was just as cramped as it looked. It looked more like a refurbished portable toilet than anything else. I even saw two extra large rolls of toilet paper inside.

“While I was working on it, I heard that your parents built a shed in their yard… You told me I helped you build it. It was just too crazy an opportunity to pass up.”

“Hold on,” I interrupted. “That means you could’ve decided not to build it. Then I would’ve just been lying to you in the future.”

“Right. I didn’t want you to have to lie, so here I am.” I felt kind of pathetic knowing that the extent of my honesty was limited by the motivations of people who could build time machines. Scratching my arm, I studied the inscription on the door again. It looked like most of it had been on there already, but Mike had etched some of the letters into the metal.

“You didn’t build this, Mike…” I admit, I was really just testing the water, but I had a strong suspicion that I was right. He just laughed and started pointing things out to me.

“Hey, could you look at this for me? I think there’s something wrong with it. And, you know, I need to go back sometime.” Mike pointed at the light I recognized as the error condition signal before. “This keeps going off, and then the machine doesn’t run. Is it just a light bulb, or…?”

“It’s a fail-safe.” His aah of realization was but background noise to me at this point. I was already deeply meshed with the system of the time machine, studying it in fine detail. I could feel wires lining the door… Control systems, an internal clock holding the current offset… After a moment, I walked around to the back of the time machine and found a removable metal panel. Mike handed me a screwdriver before I could ask for one. When the panel popped off, I scrutinized the switches beneath. It didn’t take me long to find the one that was set incorrectly. I couldn’t possibly tell him what the switch did, but I knew it was wrong. I flipped it, and there was a flash of light on the side of the machine. I put the panel back on and walked over to inspect it. This time, the indicator light was totally dead, but I knew it wasn’t a system problem.

“This time, it’s just the bulb,” I laughed. “We’ll get you another one before you go.”

From there, we went into the shed to help my dad. I found Autumn sitting on the wooden floor inside while drinking a bottled water. She stared at Mike when he came in, but she didn’t find his appearance strange enough to ask any questions. He and my dad talked briefly, and then Mike switched places with him on the ladder. When he got to the top, he doubled over, clutching his stomach. My dad and I frowned. Without a word, Mike scrambled back down the ladder and hurried out of the shed. Autumn and I were bewildered, but my dad wore a knowing smirk.

“He pooped his pants,” he explained. “Mike has that gastrointestinal problem, right?” I could just see Mike outside the window of the shed. It seemed like he was taking care of his business in the yard. I didn’t understand why; he could just as easily have gone to his time machine. I supposed Melissa was tired of cleaning out his waste.

“Well, I’d better get him some toilet paper… Be right back.” I stepped out of the shed, grabbed a roll from the time machine, and brought it over to Mike.

“Don’t look!” he warned when he heard me approaching. Respecting his wishes, I put a hand over my eyes and chucked the toilet paper in his direction. I explained what I’d brought him. “Good, thanks. Could you draw the curtain inside so they’re not watching me? Sorry about this.” I thought about reminding him that my parents have multiple bathrooms inside, but instead, I just went along with what he said.

Inside, Chelsea and my mom started talking about how she drove when they moved to the new house. My mom was so excited that Chelsea finally had her license. In contrast, Chelsea seemed uncomfortable about the fact that our parents had let her drive. She said she didn’t even have her permit at the time… I thought that was a little strange, but it seemed like such a stupid detail for her to get wrong. I pretended I knew what she was talking about.

“That’s the great thing about driving on the interstate,” I said. “People usually don’t get pulled over as long as they sort of know what they’re doing.” After chatting for a while longer, Chelsea came out to the shed with me. She, Autumn, and I talked about Mike’s time machine and what we could do with it.

Presentation and Lost Items

Autumn and I were visiting my parents. My dad kept getting mad at me for complaining that I didn’t get enough sleep. I assured him that getting eight hours of sleep was extremely important, and by depriving himself of that, he was likely to shorten his lifespan. He said he had been sleeping six hours or less every night since I was born, so he didn’t care if it made him die sooner. We argued in Autumn’s kitchen (even though we were supposed to be at their house) for several minutes. When we left to pick up fast food, we argued in the car, too. My dad finally lost all patience with me and refused to let me order food for myself. I decided not to argue anymore. When I got back to the house, I could just go to sleep… We returned home, but my dad insisted on watching me to make sure I didn’t try to sleep. I was furious.

The dream jumped. I walked from Autumn’s house to the location of our IPRO presentation. I had to walk through a field of tall grass to get to the small town. The black shoes I wore were new; I picked them up on the way so I wouldn’t look like a slob. I also brought a copy of Inception: the Children’s Book. During the presentation, I just sat back and watched. They didn’t need me to answer any questions. Afterward, Kay sat down with me and asked me to help with her earrings. She just needed me to hold pieces of them while she took them out. They were these really elaborate dreamcatcher earrings with four pieces. I studied them as I held them in my hand. Once she got the first one out, I started putting it back together so she could store it safely in her bag. Apparently, there was some kind of trick to this. I had to push the pointed end into the back of the earring while just barely pulling in the other direction. After I did it wrong several times, Kay took the earring from me and effortlessly did it right. The earring folded in on itself like jelly and turned into a hemisphere. She did the same thing with the other earring once she got it out.

We walked out of the presentation hall together, and before going our separate ways, she hugged me and asked me not to forget about her. I assured her we would stay in contact somehow – although I wasn’t connected to her via social networking or anything like that. At the time, I wasn’t even sure I had her name right, but I didn’t say that. I continued outside alone. It was too dark for me to tell which way I had come from… I still had a long way to walk to get back to Autumn’s house – at least an hour and a half’s journey. I pulled out my phone and asked for walking directions to her house. It was running really slowly, though. I decided to start walking in the same direction as some other people. Before long, I realized something was wrong: I wasn’t wearing shoes. For that matter, when I checked my bag for them, I realized my book was gone.

I ran back inside the building, passing a couple of old theaters similar to the Ramova. There were security devices everywhere. I didn’t have any trouble getting back in, though. I got on an escalator that adjusted its speed according to my will. On the top floor, I ran into Kay and a guy I didn’t know. I asked about my book, but they weren’t sure where I’d left it. The guy led me down to the library and tried to give me their copy. Obviously, I wanted to find my own… I continued into what appeared to be Dakota’s bedroom. Kaitlin was changing her diaper under a dresser. The whole room was in complete disarray. Instead of a crib, she had a mattress on the floor. The rest of the furniture was turned at strange angles in the middle of the floor as though Kaitlin was in the process of rearranging. When I told her what I was missing, she made a worried face. It was going to be hard to find anything in this mess of a bedroom. We searched together and eventually managed to find my copy of Inception. There was no sign of my shoes.

At Kaitlin’s recommendation, I went through a portal into a haunted house to check there for my shoes. I found a ghostly skull in the room on the other end of the portal. When I defeated it, I received three books and the initial tokens for a quest corresponding to each. It was clear that Kaitlin thought I still needed a book even though we’d found that already.

I went back to the presentation hall to check there. The custodial staff stopped me at the door and assured me they hadn’t found my shoes. They said I could check the lost and found tomorrow to see if anyone had turned them in. Disappointed, I walked out of the building. I ran into Autumn and her dad on my way down the dirt path leading back to their house. We talked about my family, especially Austin. The conversation seemed to revolve around how my dad never taught us to use tools. Phil seemed to feel guilty that he couldn’t give Autumn as much money as my parents gave me at the end of our visit. I furrowed my brow when I heard him say this; it didn’t seem like him at all. When we mentioned my shoes, he pulled them out of his bag. He had them all along! Equipped with shoes, I was eager to head home.

Robbo Fruccini and the Elderly of Deadman Wonderland

I was imprisoned in Deadman Wonderland with Autumn. As we stumbled upon his office, we discovered that Robbo Fruccini, the legendary mob boss who secretly controlled most of the prison guards from within the prison, was actually Autumn’s brother Rob. For some reason, I understood that he was Matt and Eric’s brother, but it took me a while to understand how he was related to Autumn… We met with Shiro and retreated so Rob’s men wouldn’t kill us for discovering his secret.

The dream jumped. I watched a bunch of elderly prisoners struggling in their wheelchairs. Their younger relatives visited on occasion, but in almost every case, they felt such pity for their elderly family members that they weren’t sure they could ever come back. I watched an old black woman climb into a laundry basket and roll around on the floor. Her son covered his face in his hands and muttered something about what a burden she was.

Bowling, Chess, and Searching for Hills

I stood in line at a store. There was only one register open even though two cashiers were working. The two people in front of me weren’t that slow, however, so I didn’t really mind. When the guy directly in front of me swiped his card to pay, he walked off to get something without signing his name, so I had to wait. After he paid, he played some kind of bowling match with the cashier. I continued waiting patiently. When my turn came, he handed me a controller. A young girl with a bored expression took the other one. I chose a golden bowling ball for good luck.

At the start of the game, we had to bowl on a gigantic lane with twenty pins and some obstacles to determine our turn order. My opponent only got two pins before her ball ricocheted into the gutter. I got three, but then my ball spun so hard that it turned around and came back to hit me. Anyway, I won, so I got to go first.

I found myself standing on a stone bridge just outside a small castle. Below me was a bubbling marsh full of wrecked ships. The bridge made a J shape connecting my castle to a similar one on the other end. I knew without asking that this was the girl’s castle. I decided I would start collecting materials from the shipwrecks to fortify my castle. I lifted them out of the marsh with telekinesis and set them up on the bridge. After grabbing a few ruined ships, I walked into the castle to see what was available to me. I found a reference guide for playing this game. It was ultimately a game of chess, but I would have to build my chess pieces using resources. I set the reference guide on a desk in my personal office. A man serving as my assistant stood outside the door and said “Yes, sir” to everything I said. He didn’t really assist me much. I also noticed an enormous cicada on the balcony outside my room. I warned my assistant to keep the door closed – lest the world’s largest cicada decide to invade our kingdom.

“Yes, sir,” he replied, rubbing his nose. I went back to my shipwrecks and dismantled them. Using the resources from these, I was able to create some pawns. I sent most of them across the bridge to attack my opponent’s castle. It was just a test run; I wasn’t sure what they were capable of. The pawns that remained behind helped collect shipwrecks while I reviewed the reference guide in my room. It mentioned something about using fireworks to strengthen enemy soldiers. I wondered why anyone would ever want to do that…

The dream jumped. Autumn was talking with Alicia about sexual orientation. She said that liking men was worth two points, liking women was worth two points, and being bisexual was worth two and a half points. Naturally, I had a problem with this; I didn’t understand why liking men and women was “better” than liking men or women. She also claimed she had earned a total of nine points through her sexuality, and even if I gave her all the points she listed, that still wouldn’t come out to nine! I brought this to her attention, but she didn’t have a good answer. She just told me I didn’t understand. I argued that perhaps someone had pressured her into preferring one of the two genders, so she was giving herself double points for being bisexual and double points for that gender. That would be nine points if she excluded the less desirable sex, but then she wouldn’t really be bisexual anymore. Anyway I worked it out, it didn’t seem right.

“Hey,” Alicia said, changing the subject without a care in the world. “Have you ever seen Legacy of the Jount?”

“No…” I replied. Autumn hadn’t seen it either, but apparently, she had heard of it. Some random person asked me what it was about. “I don’t really know…” I answered honestly. As I pictured the movie, I saw a building with “FORMAL HIGH SCHOOL” written on it. I supposed it was about rich kids going to school.

The dream jumped. Hibari tired of dealing with school discipline and walked out to his school’s parking lot. He managed to get into a car, but without the keys, he couldn’t go anywhere. Strangely, the radio turned on when he climbed in the back seat. He muttered something about the Japanese understanding how to make a proper vehicle. Gradually, Hibari and I merged awareness, and I took control of his body. I looked down and saw the car keys on the floor of the back seat. Grinning, I picked them up and began twirling them. I could leave – but where would I go? I pulled out my phone and searched for a hill nearby. I doubted I could find one of significant size anywhere nearby. After the search went through, I found a hill that was only 1.8 miles away. It was on the other side of an airport. At first, I thought it was on the airport grounds – which would be completely useless to me – but my phone showed a video of me, Omi, and Opi taking pictures on the hill. There was some kind of desert plateau near the hill. We also found a whole family of hedgehogs living there.

I wasn’t sure I really wanted to drive that far, but if I wanted to go anywhere else, it would be much further. I hopped into the driver’s seat and started the car with a sigh… Anything to get away from here, I thought.

My dream last night was interesting even though it was not lucid.

The first one that I can remember is that for some reason I was going to be taking a long vacation to Japan. I was caling up family shortly after arriving there, and I was living in not one of the popular areas like Tokyo or Akihabara, but are more relatively unknown city. I think I was living in an apartment or hotel in a fairly tall apartment building, and I walked onto the street to check out the neighborhood. I found this small arcade and felt comforted.

I talked with the store owner for a bit about how I'm traveling, and it's nice to have a place like this only a few blocks from where I'll be living. I asked him about the area, and if there were any cool spots to go since this wasn't one of the more known parts. I forget what he said but this is where this part of the dream basically ended.


Second part of the dream I was Captain America. Except I was living in a type of wooden military lookout in the middle of a muddy field surrounded by trees on 3 sides, and a highway on my left. I set it up I think as a way that people could come and contact me if they needed help, but instead of actual people in need of a hero, all I would get are people who dressed up as Cpt. America with guns trying to kill me. I would just take their guns and shoot them back (which thinking on it now is very un-hero like). I inherently knew that it was because they felt I didn't deserve the title of Cpt. America because I'm not a real hero, I was just a man who was stronger than normal who's acting like one.

One of the people visiting was this fat guy who looked like he was wearing a polo shirt that had his name on it, I believe he worked at a retail chain. I got a bad vibe so I punched him in the face and grabbed one of his wrists, but all he did was laugh as he absorbed the blows. He grabbed my chest and ran with his arms extended, pushing me through multiple walls. I forget what I did to defeat him, but after that he turned into a small paper sticker, and I remember saying to my gf "I don't mess around." as I ripped the sticker up, assumingly killing him.

Windhover's Dream

thanks to apple for better recall :O

dream 1 - I was a caucasian boy, about 10-12 yrs old. I think I had blond hair. my parents and little sister(not my real family in reality.) were asians. maybe I was adopted? but its reversed... anyway, I had this super power called 'lucid dream'; I can do whatever I want. I even did nose plug RC but I never became lucid-__- so, I was wearing some kind of spy-black clothing. cool. my family was poor so my job in the family was stealing valuables. I was in a huge mall. the floor and the wall were light-peach colored. I became invisible and went into Apple computer store. the Apple room was white and there was a big Apple logo on the wall. there were bunch of macbooks and desktops displayed. I stole 2 big apple desktops. one of them had 'SONY' logo on.... so I flew up to the ceiling so nobody can notice me. I flew over to the mall entrance slowly. there was my dad. he was wearing a white shirt and gray pants. he had a crutch. I realized that he was pretending crippled bc he was my assistance for my job. he grabbed my desktops and I helped him opened the door. we succeeded. the dream scene jumped to grass field? or some kind of park. there were hills and trees. it was sunny and everything was bright. my family was having a picnic. it had been a long time since our last trip to outside. I saw my mom carrying some sort of picnic bags, or something, and my sister suddenly ran to her and she hugged her tightly. was she gone for a long time? I missed her so much, so I hugged her too. she started to spread a huge gray mat on the grass. we were happy. I dont know why, but I felt really sad of stealing valuables for my own family.. and the fact the my family was poor.. so I cried. then I woke up with tears.

dream 2 - I was in my private english teacher's house with my brother. there was a guy, I thought he was an enlgish teacher too, probably my private teacher's assistance. together we ate meal, talking how nice my teacher is.

August 21, 2011

Don't even have minor fragments anymore. Damn kids. They not even my.

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I can only recall a lucid part where I was mind controlling alligators.

I don't remember terribly much from this dream, unfortunately, because it seemed very interesting. Me and some other people, my family I think, got to meet Hitler and his wife. His wife was more prominent in this dream though for some reason. His wife in the dream wasn't Eva though :s. She was a redhead and had her hair in a ponytail I remember. She was kind of mean or said something that offended me for some reason so we left their house. As we left the city, I remember looking out over the city. It was very stange. It was in a valley, and it was night.The valley was kind of rectangular, and in one corner there was like a small sun, and as we drove along I could see the reflection of that sun off the rooftops. The houses were brightly colored too. It was quite beautiful. As we got further the houses looked small. Then I noticed that once we got to the last house that they all looked the same size, but in reality they were getting smaller. The last one was actually like the size of a doll house. It's kind of hard to describe how that scene went down. I don't really remember much else about it but before all this stuff, I remember being in the middle of an intersection with a bunch of cars stopped, jumping up and down shouting things like "this is all mine!" and thanking Hitler for giving it to me. I had control over something and Hitler was responsible for that. Idunno =\. Also in a dream before this I remember Dumbledore got me sprayed by a fucking skunk. Yeah, just don't ask... I don't remember the details.

whiterains dream

the first bit i can recal is quite odd. i was going through a town in the past, and people were storing albums in weird places. they were sticking them to the bottom of buildings on the side of the street for safe keeping.

may just have been about how much more trusting people have been in the past and you can leave your door unlocked without worrying kind of thing. one guy rode past some one sticking their album to the wall and kicked sand at it to help it stick. all made sense even though i am thinking to myself did they really do this in the old days?

next i am at a party at home. its more of a dull adults type thing. i wanted to eat some olives so was hunting round my kitchen for something that i can put some on to share with everyone.

our front window has turned into a type of porch. there is some guy next door who pulls up in a massive stretch limo. the limo scrapes down the side of the porch. my mum goes to have a word but comes back saying he just wouldnt talk to her.

i go round there to try to ask him to be more careful of the porch and it turns out he is south african and doesnt speak the best english but is nice enough and he cheerily agrees to be more careful and we shake hands.

the only other bit i remember was just some small talk with guests telling them where toilets are and how to get to the garden where everyone at the party is hanging out

Good morning, everybody.

Dream #1

I had walked away from a group of people. I was now out walking on a beach. It was a sunny day. I was walking up toward a cluster of small sand dunes rooted with little clumps of brownish and greenish grass.

I met up with a boy, maybe twelve or thirteen years old. I had known him from the group of people I had walked away from. He may have been the son of someone in the group. The boy was kind of tall, about my height (I'm kind of short), a little skinny, but muscly, darkly tanned, with slightly messy, brown-black hair. He was wearing red, knee-length swim trunks and no shirt.

I just thought I'd be cool and say hey to the boy. But he started asking me questions about my life, as if he was really interested in me. The boy started asking me why I was taking business trips to Philadelphia and Chicago, did I like taking those trips, and why did I like taking them?

The boy even seemed to be attracted to me, which I couldn't quite believe, and which seemed a little weird to me. But I may also have felt attracted to him.

We walked over the cluster of dunes and were in some kind of small valley of sand. One side was bordered by the dunes. The other side was bordered by some kind of small ledge of brown or dark tan stone.

The boy and I sat down near the ledge of stone. The boy sat with his legs bent out casually in front of him, and his hands joined together so his forearms were wrapped loosely around his knees.

I sat down and explained to the boy that I just took business trips because I was told to. It was something I did to further my career. I liked Chicago and Philadelphia. But that wasn't why I went to those places. (IWL I have never taken any business trips.)

I may have felt that the boy was going to try to kiss me or that I wanted to kiss the boy.

Im in a very colourful city of ruins... It reminds me of WoW a little bit as there are loads of DC's running around with swords or casting magic and there are enemies... Great flying dragon-like creatures which some Dc's are taking down... Others are just lounging around like myself.

I am with a group of people including Lora the rest i cannot remember.
Raspberry floats down before me and says something like "nito, hey!" I am shocked and tell her that "matte is the only other person ive met from DV" and am saying its weird to meet her... All of a sudden i click, I could be dreaming! I nose plug RC..... I can breathe! I try to fly a little and pull it off... I fly towards a dragon and punch it it the face, it goes flying... I laugh and float to the floor. I wake up

I go back to sleep and enter a dream scene but i am with the same people. I recognise it as my Italian grandparents house. Raspberry is there again, she smiles at me and tells me something like, "you havent noticed have you?" i try to think about what she means and am just starring at her blankly... She laughs again.... i wake again.

i have another fragment, i am driving in my car, i look to my left and a friend from school is there, she is called Telisha. We are at some traffic lights which seem to have been on red for quite a while. In the car in front i see two guys with their hoods up, they're staring at us both.
We don't know what to do so sit there. After a few seconds i get pissed off and laugh at them... They seem confused so to make it clear i stick up my middle fingers. This pisses them off, they donut their car around and head straight for us... I dont know what to do so i floor it, go over the lights to escape... Straight away i see a police car and they turn on the siren and follow us... I pull over and try to explain, i open the door to get out and talk to them. They tell me to put my hands up and close the door... I try saying "seriously... Look at me, wtf am i going to do to you!?" they just keep being awkward and telling me to do weird things. I explain the only reason I ran the light was cause there was some guys after us. The police ignore me and look at Telisha and talk about her being a recording artist... They seem impressed. i just stay quiet as i realise she is my ticket outta here. The police say the guys have gone now and they'll let me off. As soon as they go the guys appear, theres 3 of them. The driver is shorter than the rest and asian, the other guys are white and a bit taller. they run after us... Two go for Telisha and one for me, as soon as he gets near my i punch him as hard as i can and he flies back about 10-15 feet. He doesn't move again so i turn around. I see the two guys running after her so i follow. I start running at incredible speed... Suddenly i am on a field, i dont notice at this point as i am trying to save her. i focus on one of the guys straggling behind the asian guy... He seems fast. I catch up the the second person quite easily. I jump through the air, although the guy is running away from me, my speed carries me through and im starting to land when i am right above him as im landing i grab his head. I fling my legs into the air to stop me from landing on them and i slam his head into the ground. I get up and start sprinting, again at incredible speed towards the last guy.

I take a look behind me and the guy i slammed into the floor is up again, i decide to ignore him and focus on the last one... As im running i see josh & joe running towards me... i point with my thumb over my shoulder to signal for them to take down the guy behind me... They both nod and sprint past me so i assume they take care of him.
The last guy sees me and stops chasing Telisha and begins to run away from me... I take pleasure in the fact he knows whats coming and sneer at the back of his head.

I manage to corner him but instead of going straight at him i jump really high over him, and stick myself to a wall above him, on all fours. I wait until he realises, he does after a few seconds and looks up slowly, as soon as he sees me i launch myself at him like a human missile... I pound him into the ground.
I get up and look around, i cant remember how i got to this field so i nose plug RC..... I breathe again! awesome... I realise then once im lucid ive never actually studied my hands... So i move them to right in front of my face... My right hand is fine but my left is missing an index finger... "cool" i think to myself.
I begin to Rub the wall next to me, it feels really coarse and i was shocked by this. I figure thats enough for stabilisation and i start to fly. As usual when i get to a certain height i begin to slow down til i am swimming through the air slowly... I float back down and wake up.

3rd fragment:
Begins with a FA. I get up from bed and walk downstairs, i can hear my family outside so i go outside. I think its my mum, dad and uncle... For some reason i do a nose plug RC again.... It works again.... I cant believe ive been lucid this many times!! I instantly remember my last dream, "ok right..." i think to myself "lets settle this flying thing once and for all." i kick off from the ground and begin flying towards a large round bush, looks quite like a huge afro... I tilt upwards to avoid it just in time, i start to slow down as i gain height again, im not having this happen again... I remember reading about focusing on a single point and imagining getting pulled towards your destination. I do so with a point i pick in the sky. I start to speed up again and i start to smile... I look down and see that im higher than i have ever flown before in a dream. I look back towards the sky, arms outstretched.

Unfortunately i am completely oblivious that this dream is ending and suddenly im staring at my ceiling. At first i still think i have my arms outstretched but they are crossed over on my chest. Sort of like a mummy.

ToneDeafMonkey's Dream.



My dream starts on the roof of my house. I sit there watching the sun until it hurts my eyes. My dog is on the roof and I'm like wtf? I give him a scratch behind the ears and then he jumps off the roof and runs away down the street.

I dont want to lose him so I jump off the roof too and try and catch him. I nearly get hit by a lorry which swerves around me. The guy inside rolls down his window. He has loads of tatoos on his arms.
Lorry guy: What are you doing?!
Me: What the f*** are YOU doing? Driving on the pavement
Lorry guy: This is the road
We have an argument and then I ask where my dog's gone.
Lorry guy: I dont know where your stupid dog is alright? So just go away.


Then he drives away. I call out for my dog. He runs up to me with the paper in his mouth, which is something he NEVER does. So now I know Im dreaming and I need to go to the pyramid. I make Nipper sit and he drops the newspaper.

I step into a bush and say When I get to the other side Ill be there. When I go through the bush, Im at my old shared dreaming place. Its an old shack under a cliff. Its really windy and all the sand is blowing about. The door is open on the shack.

I go inside and its pretty warm because someone has lit a fire. We used to scratch things into the wood to prove we were here. Above the bench I see one of the glyphs that we carved. This one is a circle with two dots in, and is my mate Pigsy's symbol so I wait here for a bit. I decide he isnt still here so I scratch my initials in the wood. They look like a diamond with a line through them, because its hard to scratch curved lines.

I try to leave, but the door is locked. I think it's probably Pigsy.
Me: Pigsy? You here?
Pigsy: Yes, but Im outside.
I look out of one of the cracks in the wood. Its definately Pigsy.
Pigsy: Will you let me in?
Me: the doors locked!
Pigsy: very funny. Its raining now will you let me in?
Me: I cant. The doors locked!!!
Pigsy: you by the door?
Me: no
Pigsy: Good.

I watch through the crack and Pigsy kicks the door down.
I'm pleased to see Pigsy again, because he moved to Australia.

Me: Wow are we doing a shared dream.
Pigsy shrugs.
Pigsy: Probably. Itll be the first for a long time.
Me: yeah sorry about that.
Pigsy: no worries. Yoou still got that dog?
Me: Nipper? Yeah, why?
Pigsy: had a dream with him in the other night. Hey where are you going?
Me: Im not going any where.
Pigsy: dude, your waking up.

I woke up and grabbed my DJ to write down my dream

Fragment
I try to do a wild but somewhere it turns into a normal dream. I'm in a dark room and I want to get to the other side. I think I might be trying to steal something because I'm trying to be really quiet and there are lots of red lasers that I need to get past.

I hope i titled it right.

It'sMEE's Dreams

I'm in a shop of some sort, and me, my mum and hannah go into a room. There's a shelf to the right and a table in the left corner on the far side of the room. My mum says I can choose some stuff to buy if I like while she goes to get lunch. I do that, and then suddenly I decide I can walk up the walls. The shelf is so tall you can't see the top, where there are more things. I go up the walls and then crawl along the ceiling, picking up all the things as I go along. My mum has returned and is telling me to get down so I can have lunch.
"One minute!" I say. I reach for the last thing on the shelf, a polished stone egg. I'm about to pick it up, when I realise this is stealing. I put the egg back and as I crawl back along the ceiling, I put back the things I don't really want. I keep about three things, one is strangely named 'Nomad's dusty dust'. I jump down and sit on a small chair at the table. My mum says something like "That's the last time I get anything for you."
I look at the food in front of me. This is not what I wanted. It looks manky, but I put out my hand to pick it up anyway, when I realise this isn't my lunch, it's my mum's. I take my own lunch and begin to eat that. When I'm finished, it's quite dark and I pick up the little box that says 'Nomad's dusty dust' and look at it. It's a box full of rubbery red things, and when I press a button, it sends lazers out in the room like the ones on a film that people have to get past. I step through one, and I get covered in dust.

I think I wake up now. It's like a voice says in my ear, 'do you know what time it is? You're alarm is going to go off. Would you like your alarm to go off now?' and then it does...

I'm at some strange place that must be a school (I'm dreaming again now). There's a vending machine sort of outside standing against a wall. I queue up for a while, and while I do, I stick up posters on the wall on my right. Irene and Lydia, who are my friends, are there too, queuing up with me. We're second in line now, and I begin to decide what I'm buying. I get to the machine, but Irene and Lydia go first. When it's finally my turn, it won't accept my money. So I put three five pound notes in instead, but the machine says I've put three pounds in. Irene and Lydia don't seen to think this matters. They say it's enough to buy food, and just don't seem to get that I've put fifteen pounds in and it's saying I've only put three pounds in. I choose something anyway. It costs one pound something, and I get five pounds change. I don't even get a chance to eat my lunch because the bell goes off. The school I am in is the same one I've had in a dream before, where my school randomly turned into someone elses. I don't really care though, and we go to sit in a class room. I stick up the same posters from before in here. Then the teachers say that our pizzas are ready, only I don't remember making pizza. Ours is a sausage pizza. They give us a strange herby cheesey stuff to put on top. It's a circle shape that covers the entire pizza. I pick it up. The teacher announces the best pizza wins a prize. Suddenly, there's a whole roast hog on ours. Irene asks for the herby cheese stuff, and I hand it to her but it's only a small piece of the original thing.
"Where's the rest?" I ask
"I don't know." Irene says.
"Emma, I think you rolled it up." Lydia says.
"Oh yeah." I take the herby stuff and try to roll it out into a circle again.
Dream ends.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Really wanted a big lucid last night in which I would wreak havoc on the enviroment with my dream weapon. Still had a lucid, but it was a bit weird and I lost lucidity.

00.20: Sleep

07.00: Fragment
*I'm up at our vacation cabin northern Sweden. Some woman wants to do some spiritual reading or whatever on me, and I agree to do it. I walk up to her table and she starts talking. At first it all sounds good. "Okay let's see here. You seem like a happy person" she says, but then it gets bad quickly. "There's something with you, oh my god! AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!" she gets sucked into another dimension or whatever with a flash. I wake up with a jerk.

07.00: Tiny WBTB

10.00: Fragments
*I'm playing some kind of strategy game and I'm about to show someone how it's done. I realise the enemy has already built all over the map and I restart the game.

*I'm in a house with some other people. One guy claims they found twenty green lizards and they're taking care of them. I spot two on the floor.

*I write down my dreams on a bun. I use a knife to carve the words in there.

10.00: Being famous and driving a car MILD
I'm in the middle of a big crowd with two other people of my age. We've just signed a big writer's contract. "Okay then, it's done" I say and start clapping my hands. People cheer and clap all around us. A few other older writers are there, and they lead the way out of the place. Paparazi start taking photos as we walk outside. A girl from my class is wearing a very revealing white and skin coloured dress and we talk for a while.

The dream skips. I'm on a highway, and my brother is behind me. The entire scene is blurry and dark. I visualize what's going on and what will happen more than actually experiencing it, but I haven't lost the dream. I start walking down the road, my little bro at my heels. I spot a red sports car and I get in. He gets in next to me and we take off. It doesn't have the horse power that I expect but after a while we're going pretty fast.

I lose lucidity, and my two sisters are in the car with us. A city appears infront of us and we drive under the biggest building I've seen in my life and in my dreams aswell. It's a huge sports arena, shaped like a white ball. I look up at the million white seats (somehow upside down) and marvel at it for a while.

10.00: Old house
I'm walking down a road, inspecting the road work. I arrive at the house I grew up in, and I keep on walking until I see my friend's old house. It's up on a steep hill, and I grab a donkey from nowhere and intend for it to take me up it. It takes a few steps with me on its back, but soon it turns around. I jump off and climb the hill myself. There's green poo all around me, and I step in some. At the house I knock on the door and an old man opens. I tell him about my friend who used to live there and I get to come in.

Some poo gets on his carpet, but he doesn't seem to notice. "What year is it?" I ask him. "2007" he tells me. I figure I must be twenty then. We walk into another room and I can see the real house my friend was living in. "That's where he lived before he lived in here" I tell the man, but he doesn't seem to care. He shows me some blue construction worker pants. "If you want, when you're twenty five. You can study for seven or eight years and move up" he tells me. I realise he's way too trusting, and would be easily fooled by some criminal if he just lets me in his house like that.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Going away for a week. Will write down my dreams if I get any cool ones. You kids behave while I'm gone.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

[COLOR="red"]Lucid[/COLOR]
[COLOR="royalblue"]Semi-Lucid[/COLOR]
[COLOR="blue"]Dream[/COLOR]
[COLOR="silver"]Thoughts[/COLOR]

[COLOR="silver"]This time my WBTB alarm let me down again... It didn't start ringing, so now I am going to use a normal alarm clock to make sure that I really wake up. So it was no timer method this night, and I didn't remember many dream either.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="blue"]Someone told me where the best café were, and in the dream I really had to get there. When I found it I ordered a café laté. Then I had a dream about Amanda again and we were swimming in a pool with some other friends.[/COLOR]

Fragment
It was a countdown to the new year 2012 at my Auntie's house.

Dream
I was walking home from school and I went into a house where gangsters were and I told myself I was undercover. There was a knock on the door and it was the police. I got scared "I can't be seen here" I didn't want to blow my cover. I got out real quick and waited with some girls at the front of the house. I was holding one of them (a girl who used to go to my school) and slapping her back, she was telling me to slap it.

Then I got in a police car went down the road to a library with the girl insinde for some reason. I then became lucid and flew Iron Man style out of the world and round the globe to a futuristic L.A. It wasn't that futuristic though.





I was driving and went to a house. I think it was boarded up.