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18.01.2011

Evil ninja bandits (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I am eating at a Chinese restaurant and the restaurant charges people according to the numer of seats there are around your table. I happen to have like 4-6 seats but there's only me and this other person (that I seem to know) so it's a real waste of money. I look over the other guy to another table where there are (I think) two ladies sitting and there are two more seats left. And I'm thinking, "hmm... maybe we could share the table."
The chairs are red and the tables are covered by red table cloths that have small patterns on them.
I briefly see the restaurant owner who is a lady about 40 years old. I am the last to leave the restaurant and I see sunlight shine through the window in the kitchen.
I am in front of the the restaurant and I see 2 cars in the car park, 1 car on the footpath and another one with one-half on the footpath and the other half on the road and the cars are lined up like a snake. The last car that I mentioned is a red Honda (looks like a Honda) and it appears to be blocking the other cars. I think about moving the car myself while I am about to open its door. But, nah.. it's not my car. Near where that car is parked is an outdoor restaurant and I see an old bald man eating some stuff.

Scene change:
I am in the middle of a parade down the side of a main road near my old house. There are lots of people and I remember seeing this big guy in a cartoon suit. He reminds me of Charlie Brown from Peanuts.
Or he was just a really big cuddly guy.
I turn into an evil bandit slash ninja character now and there's another like me and we are both on black horses. We have red scary eyes.
The parade is now hostile toward us so we speed ahead and I see a blur behind us like we are going really fast.

Vortex

Not a total remembered dream but let's see.

I was holding a party on some sort of rooftop, and flicking coins at a wall, to see how far they could bounce back. The first one went really far, the second not so much. Beyond a fence was a row of plants in a skate bowl arranged in the shape of a question mark, and we could see under some of them that there were thousands of coins. We considered breaking in to steal them but decided if we were going to do that we might as well break into his house and steal everything.

Somebody's mum came to check nobody was drinking. We all switched to cider really quickly and I left because she was weirdly cheery.


A back room, and there were six towering entrances with shifting images of ghosts and such. I was stealing a bicycle with some people; but an alarm went off and we had to run out the back door, discarding bicycle parts as we went. We considered putting the rims onto some cars to hide them, calling them "Skyrims".

Then there was this guy who was examining the doors and a lady was warning him against all of them. There was a giant figure which lead to the spirit world, and a door which had this monster who eat beans and vomited up baked beans. He went through one which lead to Neopets, found his way back, and then went through another door with the name of his ex-girlfriend to find himself in an endless procession of massive yellow folders. Eventually he had to play Rachmaninoff on a piano that appeared to get out, with his teacher suddenly accompanying him on violin. So he got out; but then people were watching a video inside the realm. He tried to warn them that without music it would collapse; but they didn't listen. He tried to whistle, but it was artless, and the whole thing imploded and I woke up.

Real life Dream Lucid Nightmare Dream sign
For me to remember, dreams are #067300, and lucid dreams are the color below blue, #4169e1. Nightmares are dark red, #8b0000, and dream signs are the light purple, which is up one and left one from blue, #483d8b.

Another decently long lucid. As usual, became lucid near the end of the REM cycle...

My home lucid dream
May have been a false awakening. As usual, I don't remember much before I became lucid, but I think I woke up and did my morning routine inside the dream. At some point after breakfast I became spontaneously lucid. (I pretty much always become lucid this way)

I said something to my mom like "Bye Mom, got to go" and walked out the front door. I looked around, and suddenly my little brother came out with my usual vitamins, saying I forgot them. I took them and proceeded. I never noticed him walk back inside; he became insignificant and I forgot about him.

I walked over to my neighbors' house, unfortunately with no clear goal in mind, (I forgot my dream goals) and as I did the dream faded. No! My dream just started!

School with no shirt dream

I was at school. I forgot something as I approached my class. I ran all the way back to my backpack to get it, and hurried back to class.

Suddenly, I had the insight that I had no shirt on as I approached my class. I panicked, and ran back to my backpack, hoping my shirt was in there. I saw Clark on the way to my backpack.

I got to my backpack, and realized it was black instead of orange, which made me question my situation a little. As I looked through my backpack, I realized my shirt was not in there, that there was no way I could have gotten to school without a shirt, nor did I have three pairs of glasses, and that the glasses I did have were not the same.

I went lucid, and woke up.

More notes for myself:

- Attempted a WILD by visualizing a landscape (a forest) then I visualized myself looking down at my feet as I walked and recreated the sound of footsteps.
- A minutes or so into it I was dreaming but I had no control of the dream or even a body, it was like watching a movie.
- I had to follow two girls, I couldn't turn away when I tried.
- I could read the mind of one (who turned out to be my dream guide, Catie) but not the other (her name was never mentioned so I'll call her DC2).
- Catie seemed to know this was a dream, which struck me as odd since most other DCs never seem to. DC2 didn't.
- Catie was like the "main character" of the dream, DC2 was just there to tag along.
- Catie did several reality checks and then start looking for someone.
- DC2 pointed at something and Catie turned to look.
- It was me, or at least a projection of me. Since I had no body and was simply observing the dream, I had no conscious connection with this "other me."
- They tried to get the attention of the "other me" but it didn't see them. It looked like it was looking for something.
- I tried to project myself into the "other me" but it didn't work.
- The "other me" teleported away (several teleportations a few feet apart, the way I usually travel in dreams).
- DC2 swore and said something about "him fading away again."
- I woke up.

Don't exactly beleive in "shared dreaming" but given the experience, this might be as close to one as I've gotten. Maybe. Idk. Probably not.

Phase1 non-lucid: Olivia R, now lives where The Snelsons had lived, the house is now in a "L" shape and is all white. I help bring in a couch for her with some friends (jordan). Her house felt very cluttered and her mother or grandmother (who was asian strangely) wanted us to put the couch by a wall that had cluttered items like a bike nearby and random trinkets in the room, the house was dim lit, it felt like blinds covered the windows in the home. My friends left and told me that it was a waste of time working that out. I looked back to where the couch was and it apparently had disappeared. A random wave of stress came over me and I was questioning what happened to the couch. After awhile I gave up and was about to head out then I saw olivia headed to sit with her friends, she had a Mtn. Dew voltage in her hand (missed my dreamsign) I then decided to head out after saying hey to her and her three friends sitting at stools on a bar-like table. I opened the door and her front of her house altered, it now had stairs instead of one stoop. I held the door open facing the door for the girls because they wanted to leave to. Teddy Atte0 appears in the scene and said to me stop trying to be a "gentleman" (my friend recently had a revelation that the word gentleman may be used as a word to describe a scum out to get something). He then hit me with the door a few times because he was behind it. Then we walked toward a pool down a street and talked. Atte0 wanted to get one of the girls, I denied him a chance a few times then gave him a shot. I then pat his back (he was wearing a white long sleeve abercrombi shirt with a strange texture). He then said "Are you gay? whats your hand on my back for?" I then said back " You're weird if you have a fettish for having a hand on your back. He laughed and then they went further down the street and I went into the pool building. The building had no doors or entrance other than a weird cavern like path (that didn't span even 3 steps) I could also see it was transparent, and the spikes on the roof were suspended in mid air. I then saw brian pena who also saw Alex pisano and said hey to him. After awhile of treading water in a pair of stripped boxers that aparrently were unbuttoned at the front, I buttoned up my boxers, and talked to a life guard, the life guard had mentioned that sugar ray was in downtown arlington and playing/ recording a new song in downtown arlington. I then decided I was going to go for a bit because I like sugar ray. the dream faded

phase 2:I was in gym and just had ran downstairs and mentioned something how girls shouldn't try so hard( kind of referring to one of the students, and pat frankenthal came up whispered to me while jogging still that one of the women teachers was pissed at me.

Phase 3: At someones house, I got Pokemon that were on yugioh cards, I was excited to use them on my one friend scott, because his yugioh deck is bannanas, (lol im such a nerd)

phase 4: In a movie scene in the UK then we ran into a problem , then this really hot brunette chick about in her 20's thought she could solve things by showing her tits for some odd reason. she fell and I caught her in my right arm, she looked at me seductively and I felt her up (she had some perky nipples lol enough description) Then a real mother f**king problem arose the Polyforce crew of summer heights high school appeared out of ahead of a door by a sewage like area with uzis!



They shot down quite a few people, but I darted toward them then to the right down a another sewage like path I searched for guns with ammo, but all the pistols and machine guns I picked up were empty, I picked up a pistol and hoped for some ammo, but sure enough it was an empty mofo, Jonnah then came over about 10 ft away from me and said "what are you trying to pull mothafucka!?" he also threatened to end me. I said "nothing" then managed to stun him momentarily by punching him i think. I ran backwards and toward a building I saw I then turned left and hopped a few sewage pipes and saw a fence and behind it some houses. I followed the side of the building out then viewed the distant sunset behind the homes silhouttes in the background on the horizon. I then believed I was in the UK and wondered how a british man would sound like begging as I slowly walked toward the empty road only a few feet away.. then the dream faded.

Jan18 +19+20+21: no recall because i got finals...

Two dreams, very vague. It's a start.

My iPhone is Scratched
I'm not sure what was going on... I know that I saw that my iPhone's screen was scratched up beyond human belief. It was practically unusable, and I was understandably upset. This is all I remember.

On the Subject of Busing
I was using AIM on my phone. I was talking to my girlfriend. She remembered that she liked something better than The Bourne Ultimatum. I understood that she meant she liked Inception better. She then switched the topic to school tomorrow. She wanted me to wait with her for her bus to come at 3:00. I replied "3:30? Are you sure?" since we were to have an early dismissal for midterms. She said "Oh, well it's one o'clock but I think my bus runs 30 minutes off of EST"... What?

I suppose an introduction is proper here. In my journal, regular dreams will be in blue text and lucid dreams will be in green text. This makes it easier for me to document and review, and hopefully it makes it a little easier for you to read as well.

I will say now that I cannot guarantee my dreams will be family friendly. I am a teenage boy after all. I'm making it known now that I will document my dreams here regardless of the content and I will not censor myself.

And without any further ado... let's start dreaming.

Jan 14 no recall
jan 15: hung with lou and ate strange chocolate ice cream
Jan 16: at a party, and I talked to a few people, but remembered nothing.

Phase 1 non lucid- Ghosts in a supermarket, one looks like a red clad assassain, the other was a golem (or was it me?). A chase ensued between the ghosts and 2 agents that were after them.

Phase 2 non lucid- Brother was about to set off some fire works once we got of the garage, the garage somehow stretched and he blew off some bottle rockets inside on mistake. We tried kicking the box of fireworks outside, but instead it landed right by a rack stacked with the same firework boxes, me and Brett tried removing the boxes that were being lit, but they kept on lighting, but not entirely.

Phase 3 non lucid- At a party for my moms friend pam. The scene is surreal; the sky was purple, there was talk of giant chicken noodle soup being served and a huge foaming or bubbling water slide i ended up going down it.

(non dream) dream
I was at School ( I had already been lucid for a while, but I forgot about it) and though about the totm (January 2011) when I heard thunder rumble I tried to get myself to be struck but I chickened out(a lot of my nightmares have thunderstorms) and decided to try the advanced task so I told myself there would be an old mario game there but there wasn't I looked around and a bolt struck the ceiling and the door making it into goo which then hardened so I couldn't leave the library then another bolt came and struck me, it hurt a lot and more lightning was coming down so I ended the dream.

It is interesting to note that while James is the dreamer of this, I was the main character of it in a featured role/guest appearance. I will periodically post similar dreams in which I didn't dream, but appeared in. These will have a disclaimer and be tagged under "featured role/guest appearance"

Before the Dream: It is my birthday night and I spend it with my girlfriend and four other of my friends. There are six of us total. We spend part of the night on a pub crawl, as we visit as many bars in town as possible. The final count was 7, I believe. We take a taxicab back to my apartment and a pajama slumber party commences. Everybody passes out. My girlfriend Sarah and I in our bed, anoter couple, Mannie and Maggie, in the spare bed, our single male and female friends Randi and James sleep on the couch and floor, respectively. James, the friend sleeping on the floor, had the following dream:

Critters on a Train!




I am with 5 of my friends. My girlfriend Sarah, My best friend Mannie and his girlfriend Maggie, and our single male and female friends James and Randi. The feeling is ominous and tense as we stand on a platform at a station and board the back of a train. The train speeds off and within moments everything goes to hell.

A strange power flux affects the lights and power on the train. In the flickering of the shadows we can see that things were moving and we are not causing it. We can't tell what they are yet but they are the eponymous Critters from the 1986 film.



Things return somewhat to normal when the lights do. The Critters escape undetected and leave to feed on the passengers of the train in order to replicate and make more of themselves. A strange and enigmatic dream figure is helping us in the form of "the expert." We never meet this figure in person and only communicate to it through earbuds.What is interesting is that the "expert" feels like it was one of them, possibly a critter from a rebellion that didn't agree with what they were trying to do to our planet. the expert gives us the back story and tells us what we must accomplish.

We must stop the critters before the train reaches its destination: a densely populate metropolitan city. If the critters reach the city it will mark the beginning of the end of the world; invasion. Everybody is nervous but me. I lead the group and head off to investigate the ruckus. We manage to find and confront a cornered critter. The critter shoots one of its classic paralyzing quills directly into my girlfriend's throat. Sarah spurts blood all over the place and stumbles back. The critters swarm Sarah and feed on her flesh. She is the first to be killed.

In the room Sarah is killed, we discover a hidden critter ship, evidence of their invasion. We continue on, five of us now. Searching for the critters. They hide well, behind boxes, just out of view... yet we can hear them moving around on top of the train cars, and this gives us some sort of advantage in following them. Randi, our single female friend is panicking now that Sarah is dead and wants nothing to do with saving the world. Her only concern is in surviving. Thought the train is speeding toward a city, Randi has a bright idea and postulates that if we escaped into the last car of the train and separated it from the train, we could coast to safety. But I cannot deter from my goal, though I would love to keep my life, I cannot let the critters survive and make it to humanity or all will be lost and Sarah died for nothing.

James, however, believes in her plan and the two of them go to the end of the train. They are chased by more critters, who have exponentially reproduced. Randi and James make it into the last car but have trouble separating it due to the attacking critters. James manages to separate the car from the train, but is overtaken by a swarm of critters, sacrificing himself to ensure Rand's safety. With the car detached, it coasts away from the train to safety. Randi is the only other survivor of this tale.

It's strange to note that even though James, the dreamer, is killed by the critters... the dream continues on without him (as he takes an impersonal and omniscient observational roll, watching the rest of the dream play out)

Maggie has died "off-screen" which leaves my best friend Mannie and I, together alone, in James' dream. At this point everybody else on the train is either dead or dying, and there are countless critters. Mannie and I fight for quite a while together, I don't know how we manage to survive. Our plan is to get to the control room at the front, make the train go as fast as possible and switch it to a track that dead ends.

Mannie is killed in an ensuing battle, and the realization that everybody I know is dead (except for Randi) sends me into a stupor and rage. It's almost as if I absorbed Mannie's power when he died, because I become freakishly empowered and strong. I use the golf club I picked up along the way and go on a killing rampage toward the front of the train, more determined than ever. I reach the control center in the nose of the train and crank everything to where it needs to be. I switch tracks as the train surpasses full speed and I use the decapitated head of a critter as weight for the dead man's switch. I smash all of the other controls so the critters can't stop the train.

As the train nears its dead end crash, I am losing energy but remain confident in my actions. I fight as many of them as I can and dive off the train just before it was crashes. The train explodes, as each car goes up in flames. I see a few critters on fire in their rolling ball form on the ground and I smash them with what remains of my golf club. I am the only other survivor. The critters are dead. The city is safe.

non-dream dream lucid

dream 1: I was at my house looking out the back door (its a glass sliding door) and I noticed that my kitten, Padme (yes after Padme Amidala from Star Wars!!) was sitting around just sitting there. Suddenly, all of the other cats started attacking her, mostly biting her neck and drawing blood. She kept screeching and meowing for help, so I opened the door and grabbed her from our largest cat, who is also her father, because he looked ready to kill her; as did the others. She looked ragged and helpess and I sat her on the table. Her green/grey eyes looked at me sadly. I could almost literally feel the pain. There was red blood on her neck where her father had bitten her, and multiple scratches all over her from the others. I cleaned her off and she settled down to sleep. Then I looked back outside and next thing I knew, the cats were attacking "Sherby", our new kitty who I found in a tree a few months ago. She was meowing in agony and I kicked the cat attacking her, Padme's father and her brother "Ragz", in the side to get them to leave her alone. I then brought her inside so I could take care of them. Then I woke up.

DREAM 2 I somehow already knew that I was dreaming. I just pinched my nose and breathed to be sure. I was by the sliding glass door again and my mother walked up to me. I said to her, "Mom, we're dreaming!! Look at your hands! They're disfigured like mine, and we can breathe through pinched noses!!" She looked at me, confused then she looked at her hands, "Oh my gosh, my fingers are broke!! Are we really dreaming??" so I told her yes. She ran into our living room and she said loudly, "This is a dream, this is a dream!!" Then I think I woke up. pretty weird eh? I'm gonna ask my mom what she dreamed about last night. I'm just curious if she might have had the same dream as me. We've had similar dreams before, so it's a possibility that she may have had a similar dream.

18.01.2011

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was walking on a very high stone bridge over water towards some stone ruins when some asian kid (In the dream he is my classmate although I don't know him in real lfe) pushes me back and tells me that he deserves to go first because he has the best grades in class and I only have second best. Since he was being a dick I threw him back and entered the ruins first. The same thing happened again and he told me that I had to let him pass because his parents owned some stuff. I didn't and he got angry and threw that stuff into the water. Then he made a run for it and reached the entrance before me but he just sat there to laugh at me and I managed to enter first. Then I leveled up and had to choose a new ability. There was double healing, awaken potential and some others (I've been playing valkyria chronicles...)

This was related to an erlier part of the dream that I can't quite remember when I spent my time in the ruins doing cool stuff and leveling up instead of racing the chinese kid.

I find myself outside near a convenience/appliance combination store wearing my trusty ‘traveling’ backpack I own only in my dreams. It, as usual, is stuffed with marijuana. Apparently weed is the only thing I feel I need to survive when traversing the dreamscape.

A teenager approaches me from across the street as if he knows me. The teenager asks me for some weed and offers to help me “get some pussy” in return. This disrespectful bartering prospect highly unnerves me, and sends me into a rage. I swing a right hook at him, but he is a minor and so I subconsciously pull back at the last moment and the punch doesn’t land.

The punk kid throws a deck of cards at me and they all spill and flutter around me. I dig into my trusty dream satchel to procure some sort of defense. I find my rhyming dictionary and throw it at the teenager. This has no affect and so I throw spoon after spoon at him… each of which I find inside my bag. With the kid distracted, I duck into the store and find myself at the model washers and dryers.

Cat shit covers my clothes now so I am given ample reason to use said washers and dryers. I strip down to my boxer-brief underpants and place my dirty clothes in an empty display washer. Everybody is very upset by my actions, and shake their heads at me… who stands wearing boxer-briefs, shoes and socks, and a backpack. Since I was half-naked, the authorities were notified so the police show up immediately… there had been a cruiser across the street and two officers witnessed the entire previous scene with the teenager. I am afraid because of how much marijuana I have on my person, and the immanence of being searched… I approach the police and surrender the rest of my spoons. Subconsciously I knew that I was dreaming and that I didn’t have to actually suffer the legal ramifications of the situation at hand and ended the dream to wake myself up before being busted for possession.

M&M and I are going to a gallery. As we get there, we can see many people painting on the canvass. those are not any concrete paintings, ore of a modern, geometrical shapes. Its a large, complex building. Those people seem to be from the street, random people just being creative. It seems like a class. Then, some lady comes in. She is a professor. She advises these people how to paint it better and how much it can be sold for.
Then I see a girl painting some squares. The professor comes to her and tells her to paint in lines from the right top corner to the opposite one. This will make it look dynamic. She starts to pint in to the girl's painting and totally changes/destroys it. The girl is just watching it, all upset. The girls pulls out some money and gives it to the professor. it is £40 or £55 per hour. The girl was there for about 3 hours. She tells us that she comes very often.