Gamer Course: I'm in a virtual reality simulation based on The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. I'm excited (maybe a little pedantic) about noticing all the inconsistencies. The hookshot is the wrong color (using the blue OoT sprite). The area is similar to Lake Hylia, which is not in Majora's Mask. ... Later I'm in a warehouse obstacle course, still playing as Link. I'm carrying a hoody, a bow-and-arrow, and a box of donuts. I'm stressed out about trying to carry it all and also perform well in the course. I'm firing disposable plastic teeth flossers as arrows to try and hit targets. I come to a cafeteria-looking area, where there is a group of gamer-people talking about the course. There is some discussion about Facebook games, and somebody who tells a story about playing Playstation 1 with Michael Jackson one time. Lake Hylia in Majora's Mask, apparently. Hookshot is in the only correct position. Fight me. Carport: I'm driving home from somewhere with J and H from the Tots. Eventually we pull into a carport. This carport has appeared in several dreams before, but I don't realize that here. At some point I switch cars and I'm with just J now. There is an old woman between us in the front seat who is trying to type directions into Google Maps on a dashboard touchscreen. She is going slow, but we try to be patient with her. She eventually fails and gives up on it. Now she is an Animal Crossing looking dog-villager outside the car, and we are looking at her from inside the car. J calls somebody else to come are pick her up.
Updated 07-10-2024 at 08:07 PM by 99808
Fragment: I'm hosting a party with my girlfriend's family. There is water saturating the carpet and I'm concerned that something is wrong. Odd Pressure: I hear my alarm go off and I reset it to snooze for 20 more minutes. I wake up again and I notice that there is something wet on the floor. I go back to sleep again. My alarm goes off again and this time I get up. I go through my normal routine, and start brushing my teeth. I feel an odd pressure on my left side. I realize that it is actually my girlfriend's body up against me on the bed. I realize that I'm dreaming, and I don't feel the pressure anymore. I quickly grab some toothpaste and swallow it, realizing that I could get competition points for that. The taste is close to how it normally should be, but somehow drier. Blueberry-ish flavor. The dream fades quickly, but I'm satisfied that I managed to do something before then. Tot Gym: I'm at the gym with some people from my 'Tots' friend group. H is there and also M. The gym resembles the Crunch Fitness I visited some weeks ago. There is a high-tech looking machine that requires a top-level membership to operate. I'm worried that my friends are going to be lifting heavier than me.
Updated 07-09-2024 at 11:18 PM by 99808
Returning: I'm at a small apartment or house rental with my girlfriend. Her parents have just arrived. They have flown in. I hug my girlfriend's Mom and sarcastically tell her long time no see. I know that we had just been on a trip with them recently. Fragment: Something JRPG related, probably because I've been watching Delicious in Dungeon lately.
Updated 07-06-2024 at 09:05 PM by 99808
Getting back into the swing of things with a potentially politically inflammatory dream, HUAK TUH! QuestionMark: I'm in a veterinarians' office with a pug-like dog. It has the "blue" fur color. The fur is very soft. The vet tells me that the dog's name is Question Mark. "But don't say it slow, like that. Say it fast like QuestionMark." "Is this puppy a boy or a girl?" "We don't know what they want to be yet." "What do you mean you don't know? Is the dog transgender?" The vet holds up the dog and I see a dick. "That's a boy dog." I say. "THESHIRECAT!" my girlfriend says in outburst. I'm near a hole in the wall, and I see some hands come out to pet QuestionMark. Initially I'm a little freaked out, but I realize they are kids so the creepy behavior is recontextualized into silly kid behavior. Being Around You: I'm at a large grocery store, maybe a cross between a Costco, Home Depot, and my middle school from back home. I'm walking down the hall and I see a small man who seems to have a deformity with his legs. I respectfully give him the space he needs to pass by. Next I come across a happy looking couple. The woman says to the man "I'm happy when I'm with you" as if in response to a question he had asked. I take a moment and think about my girlfriend, and I get a warm and fuzzy feeling. I decide I want to find her and express the same sentiment. I find her checking out the groceries at the register and give her a big hug from behind. I worry for a second she might be uncomfortable with that in public, but she doesn't mind.
Updated 07-06-2024 at 08:59 PM by 99808
Hazy Maze Cave: I'm in a large space reminiscent of hazy maze cave from Super Mario 64. I'm with Azula, Mai and Ty Lee from Avatar the Last Airbender. I've won a battle and hooking up with Azula is the prize. Fairly vivid. … Elsewhere in the cave there is another large open section with more openings on the left and the right. The further one has a portal or time-related effect. Stuck in time. I find some old stuff of mine there. … I’m leaving my car and walking through the parking lot to get to work. There is an escort standing by the turnstile with some pen and paper. She wants to give me her name and number. I already have a sheet of paper and make a weak excuse. She fills her's out instead. My hands are full with stuff and I finally struggle through the turnstile. My coworker B’s wife, J, asks me if I have my ant colony and my ant friend with me. I quickly say yes, but then realize I don’t. Annoyed, I make my way back through the turnstile and head to my car.
Updated 04-15-2024 at 01:55 AM by 99808
Before WBTB The Deal: I'm in a haunted house, a sort of Scooby-Doo scenario with a group of people my age. We’re in a room with fake doors, foam blocks cut up and filled into chasms. I start trying to feel out the walls, looking for fakes. I'm out in front leading the group because this type of thing doesn't really bother me. We get to the end of a hallway and there is a pantry. We all fill into the small room and I end up behind a woman. I understand that this woman can see smell. I engage with some NSFW stuff with this woman. Later, somebody says “things aren't so different after all”. … We’re in the front yard of the mansion and we are trying out keys to several gates. I try one and clearly the key is wrong, but the door can be forced open. The group decides we shouldn't win this way. My coworker L is here and he has made a deal with a friend. The friend eventually shows up from inside the mansion but L is asleep on a bench now. The group moves away, not wanting to deal with the rough looking guy, but I stay. The guy starts going through L's jean pocket back looking for money. I keep watch. L wakes and catches him. L gets mad and starts threatening to kick his ass, but it seems like the deal was OK. After WBTB: Chase: I’m in a destroyed house, similar to the inn at Westfall from WoW but smaller. I’m chasing an animated character from a show I'm watching. Eventually I catch her and we start some NSFW stuff. I wake up pretty turned on. Fragment: Something about being in a gas station store.
Updated 04-15-2024 at 01:53 AM by 99808
Fragment: My dad is being investigated by a stereotypical gumshoes style detective. Champion of Farore: I’m in a volcano area. Similar to Death Mountain Crater from Ocarina of Time. There is a game mechanic where you must choose one of the three goddesses to support. I’ve chosen Farore. She has a large wizardly looking hat. This outfit that has the best stats, but there is another more simple one with tan cloth. There is a menu screen similar to Final Fantasy. I’m using an item called token and it teaches a move with very high special attack called Prometheus. But it won't be active until tomorrow. I understand this to mean tomorrow, real world time (not game time). To progress, you have to equip and unequip specific gear to show support to your goddess and then talk to npcs by doors leading deeper into the mountain. My point of view is similar to Pokemon now, where there are trainers that must be defeated with the gear equipped. Din’s trainer is a bulky looking bald guy, and he is the last one I need to defeat. The doors have opened pre-emptively but I go to defeat the last trainer anyway for the experience points. Fragment: I’m in a park area, and there is a bulletin board in front of me. There is a war happening. Chaotic scene.
Updated 04-14-2024 at 01:23 AM by 99808
Moving: A tall and friendly looking man wakes me up by putting his hand over my face. I'm in my childhood home, the room on the left end of the hallway. My girlfriend is with me in the bed. The room is empty apart from our mattress on the floor. I tell the man that normally I would have freaked the fuck out, had he not done the same thing yesterday morning. He also wakes my girlfriend this way. She gets up and starts to get ready right away. I reflect that maybe I should wake her that way due to how effective it was. I go downstairs and I'm now in what I know to be a middle school orientation day. I walk past K and also B from marching band, who tells me a story about his dog and vet, while we ascend an escalator. I get to a dorm-like room that apparently used to be where I stayed, but I am moving out for the next batch of kids. The room is 90% bunk beds, with a narrow path between them. I have a bottle of diet coke on my bed, and the new person has moved it to the top bunk. He has put his coke zero bottle in its place. There is a CRT monitor mounted to the wall, with voice activated ChatGPT. My girlfriend’s mom is there and I want to show her how it works. I ask ChatGPT what color its favorite dragon is. It seems to address the question at first but then rambles off. I justify that this GPT must be modified to be "hip with the kids" or something. The text is hot pink on the readout. My girlfriend’s mom introduces me to a new packaging format for a fruit/protein drink. It is 26oz and basically just two smaller ones merged together. I tell here I should look into this. Oops: I wake up at my current home and realize I can't hold off from going to the bathroom. I reflect that I should lay off the Metamucil. The bathroom is weirdly open to the outside on the right side. It is also my childhood home's bathroom, not my current one. There is more detail to this uh event, but I will not type it out here.
Updated 04-05-2024 at 05:55 PM by 99808
Fragment: I’m staying somewhere in a swamp-like area. Like a hotel. There is a patio type spot with a bed so low to the ground that it is nearly level to the water. I tell my girlfriend that we should have stayed in this room, but I know she wouldn't have wanted to deal with the water. Swampland Hotel. Firelord Putin: Two Fire Nation brothers are coming towards me, leaping over tall buildings to get to me. They want me to come see something. They've invented something to find the Avatar. It’s a big ATM-like machine. It beeps and boops and makes a confirmation sound, printing out a receipt. Then another group of guys appears and questions what we are doing. We try to keep the info secret, but they know. … The Fire Lord and Zuko are giving a speech to the Fire Nation on a stage in front of a large crowd. I’m in a large group including people from every nation. Tenzin from Legend of Korra is part of it. The Fire Lord is talking about loyalty and exceptional individuals. My group slowly sidles onto the stage and fills in behind the Fire Lord, catching him off guard. I notice the Avatar is with us too. When we come into the crowd’s view, the speech stops abruptly. The adults are sent off to a room with the Fire Lord to discuss a treaty. … I’m now back in a regular hotel room, with J from high-school. I notice she has a small mustache. We are sharing a bed, but more like a field trip way than a romantic one. I start to unpack and setup the bed. There are about six people in the room. … Some of the group returns from the war room, and the situation has instead changed into us being the United Nations, and the Fire Lord being Vladimir Putin. Somebody is telling us how the UN was grilling him about things like Area 51 and similar, and how he danced around the questions.
Updated 04-01-2024 at 01:40 AM by 99808
Waves: I’m watching somebody play a modded version of Mario 64. There is a central town square. It’s circular and has tall buildings all around. Mario has been modded to be Crash Bandicoot. He has a hammer attack and the sound clip he makes when attacking is from a meme. The player goes down an alley and arrives in a large flooded lake area. We are discussing some seams in the edge of the rockwall keeping all the water in place. It looks like the beginning of the second water level in Mario 64. … Later we’re in a store from the town. I’m physically there now, no longer watching somebody play the game. It seems to be a convenience store, but it is all messed up. There is a flooded section, where a wave of water repeatedly is knocking over shelving and causing chaos. An employee is blaming me for it. I tell them they should move product away from that section. They get angry with me. … We’re upstairs in the store now. This doesn’t seem to be meant for customers. Daylight beams in from a window. My coworker B is here now, and somebody else. B is talking about something he is most proud of me for achieving, but I don’t recall doing it. I admit I don’t know what he is talking about. The other person claims I abandoned the people I supposedly promised to help in B’s story.
Updated 04-01-2024 at 01:36 AM by 99808
Arrested: It's daytime. I'm driving with my girlfriend's Mom in the passenger seat through a roundabout. Traffic is slow. A policeman on a motorcycle signals to pull me over. ... I've been arrested. I'm at the police station in an interrogation room. The woman interrogating me is talking down to me, but I know I've done nothing wrong.
Fragment: I'm laying in bed, and I think there might be a home invader. I can hear noises coming from the kitchen. Fragment: There is a hot-tub car outside that has a mechanism to drain the water and then transition to driving mode. Fragment: My girlfriend's sister and her friends are over at our house eating snacks. They are very loud, so I go over to talk to them. Drastic: I'm at the edge of a city with towering buildings. The buildings abruptly end and transition to dirt. The drastic change reminds me of the border of Thousand Needles and Feralas from World of Warcraft. The whole scene has a grey-ish tone to it. There is a cloaked woman on the other side of a large gate. I know that she is bad, the antagonist. I go to reason with her, and she convinces me to let her in. Her power decreases as I become more confident, and the threat dissolves. Fragment: I'm at a rooftop party with J from the Tots. There are two small dogs on a landing above looking down at us.
Fragment: Something about my friend J from the Tots. Nerves: I'm at a baseball diamond. The plate is part of my driveway. I am up to bat. There is something going on strategically, such that the pitcher is forced give me an easy pitch. I'm nervous because my team is expecting me to nail these. I mess up the first one. Strike. Then the second. Strike. And the third. Out. I'm mortified and leave the plate. I go to the side of my house, through the gate to sit down. I'm sitting over where the trash cans normally are, on the rocks. I'm trying to remember what the strategy that forced the pitcher to go easy was called but I can't. J from work comes over to me. I open my conversation with him similar to how I do in waking life: "So, dumb question but..." I don't recall his answer. I'm feeling nervous because I recalled that I still have to perform my band solo tomorrow. ... I'm in a warm-up room at a school with my sax. It's Solo and Ensemble, where I will be performing a classical music piece similar to this one for a judge. My brother is there too. He's already warming-up. It's the same solo piece (with piano) I will be performing. I'm concerned about whether we are allowed to warm-up yet. ... I'm in a small bar. Lifelight, from Super Smash Bros is playing on the Karaoke machine. There is a DJ off to the left. The music is low quality over the speakers. The DJ leaves and I go over to his station. I try on the headphones and notice that the music is low quality there too. I reason that the original file might be low quality, not necessarily just the speakers.
Updated 03-20-2024 at 05:30 PM by 99808
Spit: I'm with girlfriend's friend group, with their respective significant others (H&A and G&S). It's sort of blue and cloudy outside. I'm with the guys by large rocks playing a game. ... Later I'm at an apartment that I know is mine. I'm standing in a living room area in a circle with the guys. I decide to spit up some water I was drinking, toward G. I have the intent to show that something outlandish like that is OK. A thinks it is funny, and G returns the favor. But G isn't returning the favor. Though the spitup looks like clear water, he is actually puking from disgust. Oops.
Underground: I'm at my childhood home's basement with my brother and my friend D. There were some other people, maybe my sister's friends. They are talking about some back pain they are having. I remember that I have been working on that, and tell them that I have some stretches that might help. I start to demonstrate, but I can't get the movement quite right. One of the girls points to the window, and says my sister is coming. It's dramatic, like when Azula shows up in ATLA. I'm holding a goose-stuffed animal. ... Later at night time, I'm sleeping on a mattress up against the wall in the same room.
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