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15/5/16
Dream 1: I was at home and hearing on the news about a computer thief who was terrorizing the neighbourhood. I heard people talking outside and thought they might have been the thieves, however it was actually the police who were coming to check if we had ben attacked. I think there was something about a screwdriver.

Dream 2: I was at Phillip Island on a sort of camp. I woke up early in the morning and went out to cut down some wood to heat up water for a hot shower.

Dream 3: I was in a large park with a bunch of high school people, we were all sitting on chairs and having a sort of picnic. I found a bag of lollies and shared them around. Someone in a younger year level was caught with chewing gum on a sports field and the teachers were chasing him but he was evading them.

Dream 4: I was playing basketball. The other team had one suer tall player and I was struggling to block him, so I exercised some sort of dream control and suddenly I could jump nearly a foot higher, now I was able to block him easily.

Dream
I was watching a commercial ad being made. We were afloat a wooden raft in the middle of the ocean, on it were 3 famous actors with abs, pearly white teeth and charismatic smiles. They magnetically attracted all these beautiful women around them (the girls were on a boat that was next to us, it was like an old frigate ship). They each chose the girl they liked the most, and in turn they would descend onto the raft to be with the man, then disappear off some where (to root). There was another man on the raft, except he wasn't famous yet. He manages to attract a girl and she descends onto the boat, they're totally going to go off and root but he falls into the water. Oh shit :/ we manage to get him back on deck but he's not breathing. I have to do CPR, ugh geeze how does this work again? There's another lady next to me who tells me to do CPR, she's all mystical and wise or something. I think she was wearing a loosely fitting dress that swayed in the wind, while having nice sandy blonde hair. I put my hands on the actors chests and push down, am I doing this right? I can feel a weird lump on his chest that really shouldn't be there. Ok... Mouth to mouth resuscitation? I try blowing air into him without blocking his nose, whoops. I try again while blocking his nose and his chest inflates, then switch back to pushing against his chest. This feels like something a professional should be doing...
The guy coughs back to life, ejecting a rather large sponge shell out. He picks it up and says something like "uh god damn metalliferous shells". I correct him by saying "Well, actually it's carboniferous" (this is also wrong... It was calcium carbonate >_<). The girl he was going to root isn't interested anymore, they both aren't in the mood after what happened I guess. The wise woman says we should head back now, after peering behind us and seeing a tsunami O_O. She guides the raft onto a wave which we ride all the way back to shore, we can see the tsunami in the background swallowing up other people, but they look like they're fine since it only gets big near shore.

We're back on shore now, except there's snow everywhere after a massive avalanche covered the area. I remembered something about this before we left (the dream was pretty long so I think this is true). I assumed they were looking for the actor we saved from choking so I pointed at the guy as we passed people trying to indicate that he was safe. I received a confused look, then questioned who they were looking for.. My heart dropped when I heard a voice crying 'daddy'. Next thing I heard was "I broke through!" and I sprinted over, something in the script of the dream meant that my daughter was trapped in the snow, why would I ever leave her, how could I forget? I pushed through the excavation and into the shoveled tunnel. I can see a plastic barricade they uncovered, behind it a figure walks past. What the...? There's a large cavernous and well-lit room beyond, the figure was actually a small boy. But the more I look at him, the more fucked up he appears to be. He has a cyclops face, but his eye is missing. He waddles in an odd fashion and wears a loin cloth around his waist. He's saying random and weird things too.. I push through the barricade into the room. The others would be waiting on the surface so I'll do my best on my own. I'm in the cavern now, all I want to do is save my daughter. I spot her down on the ground floor of the cavern, smashing a pot and spoon while calling out daddy to try and get people to save her. I realize that there are other children huddled together, they're cowering in fear. A sense of pride goes through me about how brave my kid is .
I run on down, but I have to face the weird cyclops monster kid, I rationalize in my head that he's better off dead. If we let him go free he may grow into an adult and come back one day to torment us. I can't remember what happened next but I feel like two scenarios played out in my head as I woke up.

I start off at Burton Ave in the diningroom. It was night time and I was at the computer playing against other players. For some reason I was after the a RL player I hate and was looking for him to cause problems with :-p Any ways I find him but was unable to get into the room with him and left to go elsewhere.

After that I'm now in a different part of the dream and is in the basement with me mom. We are washing cloths and as we are doing so I see that there are realistic penises inside of the pants. We are are shifting through the pants and find more detached penises. They are the correct color and e has hair on them and various sizes. Why are these here? We seem to take no note of this strangeness going on and go about looking at them. I find on, hanging out of the opened zipper area that was limp and small while my mom says after picking up a pair of Khakis that here is a big one. I look and it is indeed a 6 incher blown up dick pocking through the hole of the pants. There are many more of them, various shapes and sizes and hairiness all floating around and from under the cloths. As we were messing around with this. I began to hear footsteps coming down the stairs.

Me and my mom looks up only to see robocop coming down and he was looking at me through his visor. It showed me and my mom in his targeting computer like sensors. He said something and then he starts heading towards me, completely ignoring me mom who bolts up the steps behind him. I darted around the furnace as he reached out, trying to grab me but get air instead. I tried to go up the steps but lost my footing on something and fell on to the steps, collapsing part of them. I fell in the gap and robo looked down from where he was, which was right behind me. He jumped down, making that giant thump sound with his feet and starts pulling the debris off of me not to help me, but to get at me. He wants to kill me for some unknown reason that much was known and I had to find out some kind of way to elude his sensors and thermals. I kicked some debris at him and he swatted it away and started kicking his way through the pieces of wood and trash. I side rolled pass his as he tried to grab me again, ran up the bottom part of the steps and seen that there was another way out but it was in a nearly impossible area, between the gap and the steps I jumped and grabbed on to its ledge and start to pull my self up. I hear robocop yell, "Noo!" and he jumps up and grabs me from behind, pulling us both back down into the gap. His hands were around my waist but the fall impact caused him to lose his grip and I got away from him just in time before His hand clenched shut. I had no other way out of here. I needed to make that jump or die trying. I made a B-line for the gap again, leaping up the damaged steps and bounding across the gap and made it. I pulled myself the rest of the way up and turned to see Robocop looking up at me from the lower half of the steps. They were cracking under his feet and knew that he wasn't going to be getting out of there anytime soon. Or did I.

He did a super jump, landing on the surface I was on, nearly falling backwards. He righted himself, looked at me and started after me. I backed up until my back was up against a stove. I was in the kitchen which was brighter but smaller then the basement I saw a door and ran over to it. Robo saw it and he tried to block me from it but I narrowly escaped with out face planting into his chest.

Once I got outside Knowing he was trying to kill me I became angry at him and said. "So this is what you like to do, Alex? A titanium dead man walking around, killing organics like me? I'm pretty much glad that I can die, that way I don't have to put up with watching people grow old, wither up and die like you do!" His eye widened up and he let out a cry of rage as he hurls himself into me, knocking us both down with him on top of me, pinning my face against his chest anyhow. He was heavy and it was hard to breath. He took his helmet of and showed me his face that had crying eyes. I was telling the truth. "why are you trying to kill me?" I looks at me and says. "I am not." He then gets up, puts his helmet on, wanks aways, picks up a sponge like item and throws it at me. He then starts to run at something and once he gets there he says "safe." Baseball? Really? You want to play ball? Are you serious? I throw it with lack of interest but robo walks fast over to it and then throws it back at me, this time I catch it and says "out!" Another DC wearing a peach colored shirt comes in and this time I was taking up bases that were not really bases. We used items that were part of the environments such as trees, rocks or even a car. I slid towards a rock but I was unaware of it being muddy and slipped and fell. The DC I was with started laughing, sounding like a laugh from a fail video I watched where a man trys to bust a TV screen with a bat that bounces off and hit the man in his face and someone starts laughing at the end. lol. Anyhow this DC was almost an elder but still had blonde hair and she tackled me next to a car, getting her self all muddy. This was a nightmare of a place to be trying to play this at but I think something I said to Robo cop made him Murphy again and he is showing his human said of being playful instead of the murderous mechanical side. I ducked down into the mud, burying my mouth in it and I can see how nasty this mud looked all black, sticky and yukky. When I came up again there was a bog bubble around my mouth, expanding with I breathed out and contracting when I inhaled. Robo said something to me about that but don't know what it was.

Couldn't recall anything this time.

I'm riding a motorcycle down an escalator, and end up on the 1st floor in the entryway to what appears to be an office area. As I approach,it suddenly occurs to me that I'm in a dream. I begin to think about what to do, and what my current dream goals are. I head to the first DC, a female with short light colored hair who is facing her computer. There is a small section of blue colored cubicles in this area. I put my hands on her shoulders and say to her with determination as if telling the dream: "This dream is going to last for over an hour". I then ask the awareness behind the dream for it to last over an hour, determined to extend the time, and work on my ability to increase dream length. I turn to my right and continue down the passage filled with a row of cubicles facing either side. I think back to dream goals, and remember I wanted to find and drink the most powerful herbal lucid dream potion ever made.I continue to imagine it will be on the desks, but don't see a drink. I continue looking, figuring that I could imagine it being behind the computer monitors. I turn to my right and see a fast-food style soda cup on the desk with a straw coming out. I figure, hey this might be the super potion, imagine it to be and drink it. I think to myself that this is the 'sage's potion'. I go to taste it with a sip and it tastes like flat, stale, diluted, lukewarm Mountain Dew . Probably not the potion, but I could pretend it was! I continue on for a bit down the corridor of cubicles, then decide I want to change the dream scene. I turn right to a computer screen and decide to go to a snowy area. I imagine this is contained in the screen and merge into it. The dream fades into some FAs and non-lucids.

Dream - Lucid

I'm not sure where I was, I believe it was some sort of job but I'm not sure. Everything seemed to have an outdoor/indoor feel at the same time. Everyone had to drive or walk through this sensor, and it would detect something. Most people didn't have to worry about the sensor going off, but it always went off for me. It wasn't a bad thing, I would just have to go through an extra step to get past. I saw a top view of me driving through the sensor and it blinking red. I then approached a lady sitting at a computer by a tunnel/parking garage looking thing and she'd do some things on the computer and I was free to go. The lady was very friendly to me every time.

I then became curious as to why the sensor went off at some point. Back in first person, I asked someone about it. They said something about some sort of 'mutation' (genetic). Now I was really curious: What was going on with me? I asked 3 different ladies who worked wherever it was that we were if they would tell me what about me made the sensor go off. They all told me they would tell me. I was happy with that.

The end of the work day approached, and still no answers. I went to ask 2 of the ladies again and was basically ignored or the ladies were in a rush. I started to get anxious: Why won't they tell me? Is something wrong with me? Am I sick? Do I have cancer? I finally approached the third lady, the one at the sensor computer. She was getting ready to leave for the day. She was getting her things together; she put on her long black coat. I kept asking her over and over what was going on with me. I asked so many questions very frantically: "Do I have cancer? Is it detecting my HPV? We got rid of it years ago but is it back?" No answer to any of them. Her young son then came up to her, and she hugged him, gathering him up in her coat. She appeared to be upset; I saw some tears. I kept asking her and telling her that she promised she would tell me. I then saw her face quite close, I side view of it, and she had a golden cross hanging from her forehead between her eyes hanging down to the bottom of her chin. She was still visibly upset, and didn't tell me a thing.

I woke up from this one feeling anxious. It took me a little bit to get back to sleep.

~

I was back at this job thing from the last dream. Someone taught me how to circumvent the sensor system so it wouldn't go off when I went through. I saw an above view again of the area and my car successfully circumventing it; it didn't go off and I really expected it to.

I was then inside of a building, working. I was sitting somewhere that had lots of swivel chairs attached to a desk; it reminds me of something like an air base that you would see in a movie, I guess. I had on a headset and was talking to people that I worked with on it.

Some younger guy with slicked back/still wavy shiny black hair, someone very close to the top of the company and definitely miles over me, said something that I didn't like, and I went off on him. He didn't like that at all. My seat was shot forward on a track to an opening in the blue wall that had a red arrow pointing up to the left side of it. Before the chair could enter the hole, I very quickly jumped to the side to avoid whatever was going to happen to me there. I then realized it was an ejection hole, and I would be catapulted from the building. There was another opening beside it, and I knew it was an escape, so before anyone could figure out what I was doing, I scurried through. I climbed up and to the left.

I then was out, escaped. I was with a few others. If we got caught, I knew we'd be in big trouble.

Then, something about Donald Trump. He was our leader (not President per say but he was the man in charge). He was going into a swimming pool to get something. He entered on a shore-like area. I can't quite remember details, but I saw him super inflated or something. Something had also happened to him because of something I intentionally did, as he hadn't come back in a long time.

We all somehow ended up back outside the "job". We were on green grass in the daytime. The job looked like a small castle or fortress. One of the people I was with, and older woman with short, grey hair, was on a stage and said something into a microphone because she was used to talking through it (she was a performer, a singer or speaker), and too late did she realize her mistake. The door opened and I saw a view of who was there waiting for us: I watched a slow bottom to top shot happen of this man. He resembled an executioner; we was in heavy black armor that had the face mask down. The helmet was embellished with long spikes poking off the forehead. He was holding some sort of big weapon in his right hand. Fuck. We are screwed.

I then knew that Trumpy-Pants was back and he was going to be the one to deal with me. I feel like I was really the only one taken away. Not sure what happened to the others.

~

Yikes. Too much anxiety for one night.

D1 - Harry potter and Hermione are doing a tour, recounting to people their story, but it seems like an endless tour.
Repeating the same droning speeches over and over, Herminone is gettomg wprn out, she is wearing a lovely velvet jacket in light blue and matching hat, her hair hangs in ringlets she is mostly asleep.

D2 - I am in a darkened room, light comes in from underneath one blind. I am waiting for an email from someone but keep only receiving ones I don't want.

>Dreamed of playing a few Seasick Steve songs which I picked up easily ("Back In The Doghouse" is one)

>Later, dreamed I had made an appointment to meeting Jake (a musician I know) in a garage to play drums for songs at 4:05 in the afternoon. I was outside the garage and left because I had recalled I'd only practiced the songs once beforehand and didn't think I was up to it.

14/5/16
Dream 1: I was near a waterfall and I found a big black, volcanic looking rock. I smashed it down on the ground and it broke apart, revealing a few yugioh cards. I picked them up and saw they were extremely rare.

Dream 2: I was watching a dota 2 stream. A player did an amazing black hole and a Russian caster was screaming his head off.

Dream 3: I was going to one of my Sunday physics classes with my brother, however when we showed up the only other person there was the back up teacher. We studied with her for a while until the rest of the class and the regular teacher came in. It turned out that we were meant to go to his house first before coming here, so we felt a bit foolish.

Dream 4: I was in a sort of open air market in a place like Morocco, looking through all the different wares.

May LD goals: 2/20 LDs achieved.

(in-dream thoughts, comments, questions)

[waking thoughts, explanations, comments]

+(f) snow battle in grade school? [long]

+ ask permission of captain to hang shirts to dry on floating collection of rafts, jump into the water

+ arrive home to CH to an open door, OMG I didn't close the door? Have we been robbed? Can't tell, go around looking for things, I go out to the street and see all our things arranged in the road and a truck loaded with some of our stuff starting to drive away. I attack the driver, we fight, I scream for the other people around to call 911, then I realize they're also bandits. I fight a bunch of them I'm running in circles in the street using the truck to dodge gun shots, I pull out my gun and I'm sure he'll shoot me before I'm ready but I get it loaded then I start shooting them one by one.

+[very vivid] I have a super clear view of SF and the GG bridge. I'm looking at this and admiring the view. I'm explaining to someone that the single/straight road that is in front of us leading to SF is much longer than it looks. It looks like we can easily see all the cars on it all the way to SF (which we can see), but that it's actually about 20 miles long. Then I'm flying over the bridge and there's some (vagabond?) there whom I want to avoid

+(f) [some long dream] ... then I'm in a group of young people, a girl is talking about "Gwen" [?] and I nod and thump my chest with my right hand to indicate that yes, she is my girlfriend. (Wait. Gwen? Ginny? What's her name? Starts with G....[girls name starting with G: DREAM SIGN]

alarm, wake, doze, BTS

+ I'm in former adult home, JH (older sister of neighborhood childhood crush KH) is on her way to the local community college and we're (with my wife?) talking about her schedule how long it will take to get her there, (her test?). I go to JH who is sitting in the front hallway with her back against the wall and her face lifted up with her mouth open, I lean over and kiss her, this is supposed to help her figure out her schedule. "Should I do that again?" JH indicates yes. I kiss her several more times and caress her right cheek and jaw with my left hand while I'm kissing her.

My dream starts off with me working at The Boys and Girls Club, I was the server at the snackbar making and passing food to the children. It was closing time and I was supposed to start walking home. I walk outside and see a shooting star, and next to that a blimp starts to crash and fireworks started shooting off at the same time. because of the crash I hear an ambulance in the distance. Some of the children where left behind so I started to walk them home, I take them through the park and I see fire in the distance, as I get closer I see that it was a house on fire! One of the children run inside then run back out, I grab the water-hose and run inside. there was allot of smoke so I start spraying the hose, I look down and see a toddler crying so I grab him and run back outside and give him to one of the children. I run back inside and get to a recliner and see a blanket with a figure under it. I pull back the cover and find a 1 year old baby, looked dead but then looked up. next to that was a cradle with another blanket and a smaller figure. I pull the blanket and find a newborn , grab him and now I had 2 babies in my arms running back outside and give the babies to the children. I run back inside and in the kitchen I find the mother dead on the floor stabbed in the heart. (looked like a suicide) . I run upstairs and there was even MORE smoke. I hear crying in the bathroom and open the door, I found a 3 year old little girl in a bathtub of water, I grab her, I hear another cry coming from a room, I open the door and find a teenager tied up to a chair with rope. I cut her loose, run downstairs with both of them, pass their dead mother and take them to safety. I run back into this burning house 1 last time to make sure everyone was out and safe. I get to the master bedroom and found the father stabbed to death and the knife plunged into his heart and is set on fire. I came to the conclusion that The wife killed her husband then she killed herself after hiding the babies and setting the house on fire. I ran outside grabbed the newborn and cried. I had all the children surrounding me, the fire department finally arrive and end the fire. The news reporters start showing up and ambulances come to help bring the children to the hospital.. I wake up

Just got back in town. Didn't have much sleep. Been on the road. Non-lucids but didn't have time to write it down.

Coming out of a void state from the previous dream, a begin to have a FA. I start feeling the covers, and hear that S is speaking to someone else in the room - it sounds like a male. I keep feeling the covers, and then realize that something doesn't feel right about this situation, and it doesnt make sense that someone sounding like her brother would be in the room. I become aware I'm in a dream without RCing and raise a bit from the covers. I look down at S and I can tell that the person who was in the room disappeared from the scene leaving the two of us. The covers are pulled back at this point. She turns over, then looks back and gives me a smile. I give her a kiss.I keep worrying at this point that the dream is going to fade as I feel that I may be feeling my physical body. As I move I keep getting distracted by my physical body waking. I wake up after a short period of this.