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I'm not sure if it was a WILD or a DILD because I dreamt about it a while ago.

Anyways, I'm walking outside of my house, and I'm thinking of a way to meet up with walms. First I tried my "go to sleep" technique to change the scene. I laid down, and closed my eyes....felt myself melting through the ground, and all of a sudden, I popped right back up in the same area...eyes wide open. Then I tried black holes. I threw one on the ground....didn't work....threw another...didn''t work...and another. The black hole actually comes out, but it looks like someone spray painted the grass. I jump on it....nothing. I try it again and an actual black hole appears on the ground, but I get the same results. I figured that I must have been thinking that it wasn't going to work, so I get all my positive thinking going, and it still doesn't work.

I'm fed up with it, so I tell myself that there's a green warp pipe around the corner, ala super mario bros. Low and behold, there is one. I jump in it, and it's full of water. Not any water, raw sewage. So I'm sinking farther and farther into it contemplating drowning, and finally I end up in a house. There are two blonde girls in there. I'm walking around, and every time i breathe, random bubbles come out. I head towards the exit, and open the door, and just outside of the house, it's normal air. Obviously it's time to experiment with this. I stepped outside, and breathed normal air, and back in the house, and saw bubbles come out of my mouth. I did this back and fourth about five times, it was really amazing.

Rest of the dream......pretty much sex.

I am pleasantly surprised with the amount of lucid dreams I've been having these past couple weeks. I am not sure if it's the binaural beats I listened to a couples times before sleeping or the "mantra" I recited to myself nearly every night before I hit the sack.


I did not become lucid due to a false awakening for once! I was in the bathroom just sitting on the toilet doing nothing when I suddenly said to myself "I am dreaming!" I sat for a moment and just told myself that it was a dream and then I looked at my hands; they looked fine though my vision was a bit blurry. I then got up and looked in the mirror remembering that we don't look the same or at least "messed up" in lucid dreams. My my nose and mouth were to the side in a weird position so I knew then I was really dreaming. I did one last check by poking my finger through my palm which actually kind of hurt, but it slowly sank through. I told myself to stay calm and took a few deep breaths so I didn't get over excited and lose lucidity.

Next, I did what I always seem to do after becoming lucid. I tried summoning Howie D. from the Backstreet Boys LOL. I thought I had better chances since I just saw NKOTBSB in concert saturday. Sadly, i did not get Howie but a random guy dressed as a police officer appeared behind me. I tried to touch him but my hand went through him. My eyes were starting to close and I knew I was preparing to wake up so I took some more deep breaths and spun in a circle slowly. I tried touching the guy again and I could feel him and that's when I remember yelling out in my dream "OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL YOU! I CAN FEEL YOUUUUU!" The guy laughed and had this look of "what the hell is wrong with this chick..." on his face. Not much happened after that and I eventually slipped into a regular dream.

on a side-note: at the hotel, I did have a lucid dream like that but it was triggered by a false awakening. I am slowly making progress and I think not obsessing over it in waking life has helped. I haven't made it far "control" wise but I really want to work on summoning people before I try to fly around and wreak havoc by doing crazy things.

Had a lucid dream about 10 mins ago it's 2 in the afternoon (lol)
I finally figured out that I am having VILD's visually induced lucid dreams, it works very well for me and I love it.
10 hours of sleep, and it was probably an REM rebound
Nothing really happens I just woke up and decided to try a WBTB to get some dream control practice I knew it wouldn't be long.

It was 2 PM when I woke up, I set my alarm for 2:20 so I could try to lucid dream for a few minutes before I got up. So I relaxed and went back to sleep, I felt SP a lil tiny bit this time but only for like 2 seconds. It was a slight pressure on my chest. Immediately after having this sensation I did a RC and I was in a lucid again

I appeared in my room, in my bed. I looked at the clock but it just changed every time I looked at it. I got up and focused on a bunch of stuff on the floor, it was just all of the normal stuff in my room. I then walked over to the computer to test what that's like when you are lucid, it was very bright and hurt my eyes. And every step I took closer the image on the screen got smaller and smaller. Until it was like 2 inches wide and long in the left hand corner. Again I practiced summoning but it was very difficult... I failed at summoning this time. I didn't really teleport where I wanted to go last time so I decided to practice teleportation, I thought of a place I know well enough to visualize it and I held a blanket infront of my whole body and visualized it. I appeared in the house where people were playing video games, Nate said You won't distract me from this video game when I arrived there (Stupid DC, I kill you)

That was the end of the dream, remember I only had like 5 mins...

06.06.2011

Jupiter's great red spot... beware of the Shitties if you go there... (DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This broke my lucid dry spell. Its count was up to 10 days. I have been extremely busy these days where I did not even recorded dreams. I told my self I had to do the ToTM this month. I have a 10 month streak completing the ToTMs within the first 7 days, so I did not want to break it.

I had a different job, with a few days off in between. For some reason I could not be at home so I spent most of the day out. I decided to enter a bank and spend the day there, using their wifi with my laptop. I was in the lobby, next to the ATMs and some PO Boxes. A post office employee arrived to drop some mail. I felt I was on the way so I moved away. I realized that if I went there everyday, they would end up calling the cops thinking I was homeless or something, so I exited there.

I decided to go to a McDonalds. I met some people there, along with some girlfriend I had. We sat in front of each other and we had some talk. Suddenly, a train with milk and condiments passed behind me (inside the McDonalds) and dropped some milk on me. I got pretty pissed and complained about it. After some chat with the manager, he told me to sit in other place. I sat on a different table, and the manager sat on my old seat, next to my dream girlfriend. I texted with her a few times and also went by her and kissed her. The dream started to fade, but I wanted to travel to the future to see what was going to happen.

I was in a huge church. I remembered I wanted to search for that girl and find out what was going to happen. I met with some folks and her dad. I told him I was her boyfriend. The dad smiled and told me where she was

I suddenly turned lucid and realized I was dreaming, but I wanted to follow the plot. I saw my real wife sitting in a table, alone, and she said hi to me. I ignored her but then I went back next to her. She looked at her hand and wore no ring, she was shocked. I could feel my ring in my hand. I told her I was dreaming and I had some girlfriend, but no worries because it was just a dream and I loved her in real life. I kissed her and left.

While I explored this church, I recalled the ToTMs and how late I was this month. I started to fly and flew through a few windows, as usually, they shattered. It was very sunny and warm. I saw a huge sea, where I decided to dive into it. I needed to find some sunken treasure. I went down and down and it became darker, but I saw a wooden chest. I opened it and found a few golden bells. I shook them and they made some noise (Same noise as Polar Express ones) I found it funny and brought them back up into the surface.







As I was flying with the basic done, I started to fly at a very high speed, and told myself I was going to fly high up to the moon and beyond. I realized that I needed to go to Jupiter and realized it was going to be quite a trip. I saw a heavy storm and I flew to it, again, at a very high speed. I landed where the storm was and realized that I could teleport from storm to storm. I felt the wind and could hear the lightnings. Suddenly a rough voice (the storm's voice) told me what I was doing. I demanded the storm to teleport me to the Jupiter's storm, on the great red spot. The storm asked me if I was sure, I said yes.

My body lifted and I started moving at light-speed. A few seconds later, I could see Jupiter and how I was approaching to the red spot.







I was excited in seeing Jupiter for the first time. I suddenly landed abruptly and I was there.

The ground was intensely red. I could see the clouds. They were red, gray and black. The wind moved super fast, I felt a few times how the wind hit me in the face and body. However, the wind never lifted me. I could hear a lot of lightnings, happening like every 1-2 seconds.
I looked up into the sky, and all I saw was a huge mass of red and black clouds.

I tasted the storm. It had a watery taste, but it was sour and salty. I also could feel the smell of sulfur and rotten water. I felt the water very strong on my face and hands. The water was warm, but not too hot.

As I was done with the storm, I planned to go back to the previous plot, however, I saw beyond the storm an enormous city with a ton of lights. It looked extremely futuristic. In addition, it was crowded. I decided to explore the city instead and see how Jupiterians were.

The storm told me, "Do not go there, you will piss of the shitties!!!" I ignored the voice of the storm and flew over this town. As I was flying over it, I could see how this futuristic town vanished and saw instead small orange houses inside a red forest. I started to land and these houses looked like pumpkins. I landed and I could not hear any noise, until a Jupiterian appeared. They were like giang grasshoppers. They looked angry at me and became hostile. They were walking on two paws, the largest ones they jump with. The other two pair, were like arms.







I started to fly away from there while I could hear the storm saying, "You won't be able to scape now, the Shitties will eat you. You will not even be able to scape your dream body!" I felt that was a lot of nonsense so I started to fly away Jupiter, while the storm said, "The atmosphere in this planet is way far than yours. It is an extremely long flight to exit this planet, you will not be available."

I kept flying for a long while, until I tried to wake up myself, as I felt it was time to record the dream. I appeared in my bed, but it was extremely hard to open my eyes. I could sense the shitties fighting my eyes so they would keep closed. I saw a dark figure behind my bed, but ignored it. I felt it might have been my dream guide in Freddy Krueger form waiting for help. But I was fine on my own. I kept fighting to not fall back asleep until I woke up for real.

Had a lengthy dream in which I attended a camping/music festival. At some point I decided I was going home so I took my tent and sleeping bag and bailed from the festival. At some point I ended up sleeping in a car in my sleeping bag, a car that wasn't mine. I awoke in this car (still within the dream) and began to walk with the intention of heading home still. I found myself suddenly walking along the highway in front of my house. I approached my local bus stop where there were a bunch of people hanging out. Waiting for a bus maybe who knows (come to think of it no cars were driving at any point along the highway). I began talking to this fairly attractive girl and started to touch her arm. As I did she said told me I couldn't do that. At this point I realised that I could, that I was dreaming and I could do whatever I wanted. As soon as I realised this the girl and all the other people disappeared, it sometimes happens when I get lucid. I started hopping about with the intention of running as fast as I could along the highway, I wanted to get a run up and then fly, it works for me. I could feel myself slipping though and I started furiously rubbing my hands and looking for something to touch. I very clearly remember flipping horizontally all of a sudden and felt a huge rushing feeling on my shoulders. I kept repeating to myself not to wake up or lose the lucidity.

I did however and slipped back into the regular dream. During this dream I figured something had gone wrong and I attributed it to being really drunk and spent the rest of my dream feeling hungover and have flashbacks into what I assumed were parts of my previous drunken stupor.

This is RIDICULOUS!
It is a combination of 3 dreams. (continuation)

1. In my dream, I was just laying down in my bed. Then Mel Gibson jumps out of nowhere and starts to choke me. It scared me so much I woke up. I thought about it for a while and was like, woah. Ok, I'm dreaming, I'm going to try and control this.
So I fell back asleep again...
(non-lucid)

2. In my dream, I was just laying down in my bed again. Mel Gibson jumped out of nowhere and started choking me again. I then imagined a knife. I then stabbed him in the face. He kept on attacking me. He then kicked me off of my bed and when I hit the ground I woke up again. I then thought to myself "Wow, this guy is tough. A knife to his face can't even stop him?????"
So I fell asleep again...
(lucid)

3. I was just laying down in my bed. The crazy man started choking me yet again. I dreamed up a jet-pack. I powered it up, blasted though my roof, and Mel fell off. So then I just decided to proceed just flying around on my jet-pack for a while.
(lucid)

I was just VERY surprised that I had a continuation dream after waking up. That's quite rare (at least for me) and a lucid on on top of that??? It was awesome.

Non Lucid. Lucid Task

I wake up in bed to the sound of a phone vibrating. I grab the phone and look at it and it's my wife's phone. I think, man I just took her to the airport, if she forgot her phone that's really bad news. I wonder if I should call her or try to bring the phone to her. I get up and walk to the living room and a party is going on. That's when I realize that I'm dreaming. Sitting in the living room is a comedian friend of mine and a chubby black girl I knew in college. I go to the kitchen and it's a pretty blonde talking to some random guy. The house is in a funky setup that I don't recognize. I go back to the living room and everybody is naked. I ask, what kind of a naked party is this?

They say, "it's really no bid deal." I shrug and start to take off all of my clothes. I get totally naked and realize that I need to stabalize the dream. I decide to use my sense of touch and give a big naked hug to the chubby black chick. She's smiling and laughing and I'm kissing her. The feel of her skin makes the dream pop in a much more vivid way. I kiss her again and walk to the kitchen.

The people in the kitchen are still clothed. I tell them that this is a naked party and they look at me confused. I take the blonde girl by the hand and lead her to the dining room. Then I bend her over a table and pull her skirt off. She is wearing a white thong. I pull that off too. My penis is erect and I start to put it inside of her. Her vagina is still dry but after a few attempts to put it in I see a thick whiteish gray viscous substance form near her clitoris. I look at this substance for a minute and lose my erection.

I walk back to the other room and ask the party, "when are the rest of the naked people supposed to get here?" They laugh incredulously and shrug. I wait for a second and then remember that I'm supposed to be flying in this dream. I walk back to the dining room and jump a couple of times. No dice. I wonder if I'll get a little bit better if I go outside. I walk to the back door and step outside.

Right outside my door is a 15 by 25 foot mural of a beach an sky. I look for a minute at the mural and realize that I've just stepped onto the porch at the house I grew up in. I look away from my mural to the right and I see a line of trees, then a giant beach and lake and in the distance a mountain range with white caps. I start running to the edge of my porch and leap off.

When I leap off I start flying 100 feet into the air. It feels good and I'm shooting close to straight up and a little forward. I close my fist and shoot a little bit faster. I remember that I'm supposed to try flying at a supersonic speed and I think about the "magnet" technique that King Yoshi wrote about in his flying tutorial, so I think I'll give it a try. I look in front of me and see a cloud very far away. I reach my left hand out to it and imagine the magnetic connection. I close my fist to solidify the connection and pull my left hand into my chest. I shoot toward the cloud at an amazing speed the wind is rushing in my ear and I wait for the explosion. Nothing. I shrug and look around at the world on the ground.

I see cars passing by on the street in front of my house. This would be a good time to see if I can't make a car fly so I come in for a landing in my dad's front yard. There's a big black ghetto ice cream van in the front yard selling stuff to a line of people in front of it. My friend stephen comes up to me and tells me that the van is selling some amazing shrooms and I really should get some. I laugh and reply maybe next time.

My friend z, a video post production specialist comes out of the house and asks me with a nervous voice if I knew that the doors weren't locked.

Yeah, I say, there's a party going on, it's no big deal.

"Well, the house is pretty much open right now, just thought you should know." I think for a second about if my dogs might get away, then remember that I'm dreaming. Z asks "hey, for the movie you're making, do you think you'll probably use your editors for your color correction?'

Probably, your outfit mainly does visual effects.

He nods.
That's when I wake up.

I was in my basement. There were about 4 people with me. We just got back from some kind of fair. There was a bunch of stuff on the table, and a little girl was playing around with it. She mixed some blue liquid with some white powder, and went upstairs. I went upstairs as well, but I looked back to find blue goo flooding the basement and coming upstairs. I warned my brother who was in the living room, but he wouldn't listen. I ran into my room and grabbed the money from the little jar on the shelf above my bed, but as I was doing that I realized...


"what the heck... BLUE GOO? I'm totally dreaming!"
A smile spread across my face as I leaped through the window and began to fly. I got to this huge flat square of dirt with a street connected to it. I thought I would try to call my friend. I just kind of thought if him and next thing I know he was there.
I said "hey, can you teach my some awesome lucid powers?"
He said "sure, what do you want to know"
"teach me shapeshifting"
"No. I'm teaching you how to drive."
"But I want to learn sh-"
"I swear I will kill you"
"... Driving sounds fun."

The dream was getting unstable, so I figured I'd just Gi along with it. So off we went. I found this white car and got in. I floored it and was going at top speed. The feeling was awesome, until I got to a turn and completely wiped out. My car just appeared back on the track, though. I could hear my friend's voice saying "you should try turning."

... So I did. I drifted around the first turn, then another, then ran off the track into a muddy lake. But there was track under it so I drove right out. As I was driving along a straight road I decided I should wake up so I don't forget my dream.

Dream Journal

April 28th 2011

dream induced

i'm flying high above a city, as lucidity occurs, i find that i'm a beautifully colored bird. as im flying, i suddenly notice that there are others like me flying around, out of nowhere a jet plane appears
and begins to attack the city, i swoop down and latch on to one of the planes locked missiles, and slash it with one of my talons, causing it to explode destroying the jet, as i'm flying away i notice that a large force of these unknown aggressors have appeared. there's things from tanks to even giant robots walking around as i'm flying, a robot stumbles out from behind a building, another bird, apparently a friend of mine, is using an old missile launcher to fight it off, as they go by. i yell "way to go" and fly off in the opposite direction as i'm flying there, my dream ends and i wake on my couch from my nap.

I don't recall how this dream quite began, all I know is I realized one of my dream signs

Instantly I think "Hold on, this only ever happens in my non-lucid dreams, whoa!"

I performed the nose RC and felt the air rush into my throat. Quite an odd feeling, to say the least. I stood up and looked at my room, and everything started to get really blurry and I found myself extremely dizzy. I stayed calm, and knew in my mind that the dream wouldn't end. I breathed deeply, and used the 'lucid glasses' technique, materialising a pair of glasses and putting them over my eyes. Instantly, everything went to a 'realistic' level of detail, and then it went even further! I had no depth of field, I could see everything in front of me in absolute clarity. It was incredible, and I've never had a dream where I've experienced anything like it before.

I believe I left my room, and walked to the other side of my house, taking in as much detail as I could. I missed a few obvious differences from my real house, but everything seemed so hyper-realistic, I was enthralled. It was a sunny day, and everything was lit up in this magnificent golden afternoon sunlight. I reached my loungeroom, and decided
"Heck, other people do it."
and so, I decided to lick the floor. The tile was smooth, and tasted quite like I expected it - flavourless, except for the hint of dirt. I walked over to the office, and found my mother on her computer. She started talking to me about something, and I received a text message from my dad about a graphics card and gaming (possibly part of the dream I was having before I was lucid) but I said to her,
"That isn't important!"
This is when I remembered my dream goal - to teleport and find my friend Jeremy (forceez) in my dream. I focused on seeing his green aura through smoke, and tried to shift where I was to find him. I failed, I didn't know where he was going to be. I tried again, and still got nothing, and ended up disheartened. I wanted to find a different way to get to him, and I ended up in my backyard.

I saw one of the brick walls of my house, but there was nothing in front of it where we normally have chairs stacked up. Two of my friends have told me whenever they see me in a dream I'm next to an endless brick wall, and it's happened more than once. I wanted to use the wall to teleport, by walking through it and finding Jeremy on the other side. I was confident it would work. I focused on Jeremy and touched the wall. Instant blackness.

I wake up, sleeping on my stomach, in full SP. I focus on where I was, infront of the wall in my backyard. "Go back, go back, go back, go back." I ended up coming out of SP, and my intention drifting away. I rolled over, extremely excited and wrote in my DJ

It's good to be back!

First DJ entry! I've been ill, and so kinda delirious. Here's how last night went...

Black = Dream
Blue = Real Life
Other colours are there for effect

The dream started with me in school, in the middle of a maths lesson.
(I didn't realize until afterwards that my lesson was in a French classroom) I then remembered that it was half-term, and thought to myself "What the balls?". Then everything started to fade to black,
{Sudden realization of being in a dream}
so I looked at my hands and yelled 'Clarity NOW!'. All of the DCs in the room just stared at me, and I thought "Well screw being in here", and decided I was gonna fly. I fell out of the window, and I just sorta flew, Mario 64-style.
{Forgetting I'm dreaming}
Gravity decides to be a B!+[# and sends me plummeting to my doom.
Hit floor.
Wake up in bed.

I'm sick in the bathroom, and have diarrhea. I wash off and go back to sleep...

I'm at a roundabout that I walk through almost every day. I somehow instantly know I'm dreaming, and wonder what to do next. The world starts to fade, so I focus on my hand again. It doesn't work, and I wake up.

Back out of bed, into the bathroom. More sick, more poop.

I'm back at the roundabout, but this time my cousin is with me. I still half-know i'm dreaming. Theres a giant floating panel of TV about 20m away, with the Sky TV guide up. (Like the advert with King Arthur) So we watch it. It turns out to be pr0nz, so we walk off. I wake up.

I get up for my day normally. No sick!

Notes| Dream|Lucid

I napped at around 4pm when I got home from work and wbtb after 2hrs of sleep.

Time sleeping: 15 minutes
Time in dream: 2-5 minutes?

The dream started in a trench, apart from myself, there was a guy and a girl in the trench with me, both young adults (around 20 years old?) I think we were some kind of elite group in the army. My fellow soldiers were dressed like this but darker, I assume i was wearing the same thing.

I remember being low on ammo.. We jumped out of the ditch and started running across the grassy battlefield. In the middle of the battlefield were two enemy helicopters, the girl jumped unnaturally high and grabbed onto landing skids. While in mid-air with both hands gripped onto the helicopter, she swung it around with little effort and threw it.
The girl dropped to the ground and jumped in front of the next helicopter's cockpit, she pulled out her automatic rifle and shot down the pilots.
I turned to the other male soldier and said, "just cause we're low on bullets, doesn't mean she has to do that.." As this happened, i started to question reality.. OH, IT'S A DREAM!

I felt the wind whipping against my face and body as I was running. I wanted to ground myself but looked up and realized we were running at unnatural speed. Instinctively, i tried to search for Alex's aura as I did in my last lucid.. then I remembered he's still awake. I felt the dream drift away from me.

This is one of my usual brief encounters with the lucid world.
All that happened was I walked into my bedroom and immediately said out loud "I am dreaming!" I became happy and walked to the kitchen where I spun around a few times which was a bad choice because my dream body became groggy and I pretty much faded into a regular dream right after.

Okay, i must admit that i did not have high expectations, about writing a Dream Journal. But now I am convinced strengthen that part of my mind that recall these dreams. So i finally made a login, so i could use this site. When it comes to LD, and my engagement in learning to master this fascinating skill, ill be honest with you when i say, that have never been this eager to learn anything ever, until i stumbled across the idea on-line. For fun i typed in "Dream Sharing" since i was so mind blown, by the concept of creating your own dream universe. It was the first time i met with the words Lucid Dreaming. After that I spent days, searching for the right techniques and methods to approach and learn this. The first thing that came up was "FORUM!" always visit forums when you want to learn about something new of your interest. So i went on this site and read almost everything there was for me to read, and we're talking all the basic beginner stuff, induction techniques, meditation, mantras, but the most important step seemed to be the Dream Journal, as it would enhance my ability to recall my dreams and "train" my "dream muscle" reading it and ponder each dream, would be exercising this so called "dream muscle". So i finally decided to keep track of my dream experiences.

One of the most exhilarating thing about lucid dreaming for me, would be that you spent nearly 1/3 part of your life sleeping, and that you somehow can take part of this through lucid dreaming. I certainly hope that i will one day master this skill to its perfection.

Hanging out with my friend, R Late at night in my living room. I have been sleeping. I wake up lying on the floor. My tv is there but he has also set up a second tv in front of the fireplace. We are watching a cartoon of the knights of the dinner table. I look over and ask him, what's going on with this, where did he get this cartoon? He shrugs. I look at the screen and two teenagers are sitting in the principle's office. One of them is my friend Jared. Jared in staring at his shoes and mumbling incoherently. I say to R, that is a cartoon Jared, this cartoon is in our hometown. R Shrugs.

He is eating a big bowl of scrambled eggs. He is sitting in an easy chair and eating a big bowl of scrambled eggs. I get up and go to the kitchen. In the fridge are big omelets covering all of the other food. I start looking under the omelets for things to eat and find the rice dish I cooked last night. I look back in the living room and there is a commerical for a furniture store.

I say to R, This cartoon is on TV? He shrugs, yeah. That is crazy. I thought maybe you downloaded it or something. I ask R if I can make some eggs to put on top of the cassorole and he says that it's fine. I go to the stove and there are two dirty skillets filled with dried cooked eggs. I ask him why did he cook eggs in two skillets? He says he doesn't know. I look again at the two tvs in the living room and realize that this is very strange and say to myself, I think I am dreaming. I open the glass dish and take a bite of the food to ground myself. It's cold and spicy.

R asks me what time we drove back from our friend's house. I can't remember. He says he has some dvds he wants to watch one of them is of the wedding of Dave and Macey. I say, rusty, dave and macy aren't married, she is going out with john. He says, Oh yeah.

There is one of those green plant sponges on the table in front of us. I point my finger at it and flick. The sponge floats upword into the air. I flick again and it shoots across the room. I curl my finger and It comes back to me and lands in my hand. I am excited and look over at rusty. He is still watching tv. I try to talk but I can't. I mumble in my head that I am dreaming, that this is a dream and on my third try I am able to say to him. R, this is a dream right now, I am dreaming.
He looks at me funny and says How do you know. I say, well first of all you aren't wearing any pants. He looks down and starts to cry. I say it's ok, don't worry about it. I close my eyes and imagine him a pair of shorts. I snap my fingers and when I open my eyes, he is wearing shorts.

I say watch this R, and Point my finger at a blue couch cushion. As I raise my arm the cushion floats up into the air. R gets excited and says, "wow bruh, that's amazing!" I wave my hand back and forth and the cushion shoots all around the room. I let the cushion fall and do the same thing with a fork, this time making it zig zag all over the house.

I walk to the door and open it, now I'm in the parking lot of a mall. It's that kind of dark where the sun has just set. It's raining Big Drops. I walk into the rain and feel the cool water hitting me. There is a lot of people hanging out by their trucks. I see a large roving band of clowns walking around. I say to myself, one of those clowns wants to have sex with me. I walk over to the clowns and see a pretty one. I say hey pretty clown, want to go have sex over by that church? She shrugs and I take her hand.

We walk over to the Chinese restaurant/ church and start making out. I unbutton her clown shirt and beneath it is a zipper. I unzip the zipper and there's still more shirt. She smiles at me and I just pull the shirt over her head. She is wearing an aquamarine bra. I reach behind her to unclasp the bra and can't find the hook. I feel in the front of the bra and find it. I kiss her a little more and pull her pants down. She turns around and bends over and I'm trying to figure out where her vagina is. Eventually we figure it out and start going at it. I look over and see a pretty latina lady sitting on a park bench next to a big stack of fireworks. She's watching and I say to her, look, if you can shoot that roman candle off before I finish, you can join in. She grabs the candle and starts looking through her purse for a lighter, The feeling of sex is too intense and I wake up.