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So then, after sleeping most of the afternoon away and being up for most of the night, I fell asleep around 8:00am. Expected nothing in terms of dreams/lucidity, but it seems as though I at least got a little bit of lucidity.

I decided to use this game I found, universe sandbox to try and re-create some of the scenes from one of my outer space dreams this time around. Though these dreams still appear to be utterly random in nature.


-Something to do with a speedboat crash.

-I was skiing on a completely unfamiliar slope. One of my skis seemed to be dragging in the snow. I fell over and did the splits but for some reason it didn't hurt. I was stuck in deep snow though. Another family came to help me out.

-Something to do with a bunch of orange tabby kittens sleeping together in a pile.


So the dream had something to do with traveling through a wormhole to another planet. The wormhole was orbiting next to a white star, something like this.



I can recall the spacecraft that was used to travel through the wormhole was heading for a nearby planetary system orbiting a gas giant. There was a planet orbiting the gas giant that was similar to earth, though a little smaller and with thicker atmosphere.

As it approached, it looked something like this:



The spacecraft landed and the people got out. The spacecraft was rather small and there were only four or five people in white spacesuits. The suits looked more like armor than spacesuits.

The people on the spacecraft eventually had to return to their home star system. They were talking about how the wormhole on their end was much larger than on the end here. Supposedly the wormhole back at their home star system was some kind of wormhole hovel where a whole bunch of wormholes linked to. They had somehow discovered this by traveling through it to one star system that with a slight tweak they could wind up traveling to any place in the galaxy.


I was in an all white room, about 20 feet by 60 feet. The place felt strangely familiar, like I had been here as a kid or something. It also had the feeling of being a couple stories underground. The whole room was full with toys. I felt like a kid as well. I felt shorter than normal. I wanted to play with the Legos. I began looking through the different boxes of blocks and action figures trying to find Legos.

I then recognized a dreamy feeling and became lucid. I began using the boxes of toys to stabilize the dream. I thing that the dream had started with appearing in the white room, it felt a little bit like a WILD in fact.

I started talking with the older, a boy with long black hair. He was about ten. There was a younger boy with blonde hair, about 5. There were two girls, both about ten and five as well.

I then noticed that the room only had one exit. I asked them what was outside. They told me that they didn't go that way, because their caretaker tried to leave the room and she never came back. So they had been stuck in the room full of toys playing for a very long time.

I told them that I knew things about this world that they wouldn't even understand. I told them that I would help to guide them out of the room. They seemed eager to go and started running into the doorway.

It was dark and eerie and the light was flickering. The ceiling got higher the further you got down the hallway. Partway down the hallway I jumped and fell forward, catching myself into flight only a few inches off the ground. From there I made my way to the front of the group, oriented myself upwards and got ready to guide them.

I saw that the hallway ended in a cavernous room with a labyrinth for a floor. The room was dark and appeared to be all white, like the previous room, though parts of it had collapsed. It had something of the feeling of a gymnasium.

I told the kids to slow down, but they started rushing into the labyrinth by themselves.

It was at this point that I realized that what I was undertaking was not pertinent to my lucid goals and that I might not be quite as in the moment as I would like.

The dream dropped through very quickly. I think I cut back to the wormhole around the giant white star for a moment. I was tumbling through space doing repetitive front-flips. I tried to steady myself and managed to do so.

I saw that for some reason I was holding onto one of the boxes of toys from the dream. I let it go and decided to just allow myself to wake up.

I started falling though. I then heard a presence speaking to me in the language of thought. It explained to me how I had accidentally created a temporal dissonance.

I asked what that was. It explained that physical matter is not so easily moved through time because it has weight. However, thoughts, memories and consciousness can easily be detached from your brain in one time and moved to another because they are metaphysical and not so easily bound by time.

It then told me I would be able to 'set' how much time I was going to travel back. This was based on a complicated resonance of harmonic frequencies. The first time I had available was 26 years 49 days 11 hours something minutes. That's longer than I've been alive. Give me a shorter time.

I got a time something like 13 minutes instead, and told the presence it could send me back in time now if it wanted to. I told it to keep me in the present. I hadn't made the right preparations yet. (Really I was just doubtful that this was just the dream playing a dumb trick.)

I woke up a moment later.

Oh dear...

(non lucid)

So I'm sitting on a potty in a public toilet in a wee village called Edzell. I do a number two (or jobby) but there is an issue (don't know what now) I wait for the attendant. He comes in. He's a wee man in his fifties, is wearing a blue boiler suit and is a bit rough looking. He tells me he'll get round to me soon. He moves to the left of me, I turn and see him mucking aboot with some purple hand cleaner and a bunch of flowers. Theres a gap and then I'm carrying my jobby laden potty through a churchyard. There is what is apparently a toilet in the corner. However, it was a skip. It had wee letterbox holes around the top of it. Theres a bench to the right. A lad I know from years ago is sitting there with a pair of comedy glasses. I start singing -
'I'm going to put my jobby in the toilet'...
My friend looks at me, he's not happy, this is not the place for fun. I attempt to pour the jobby from the potty into the wee holes. However (I'm very sorry...) its very viscous and it takes many attempts to get it to slide out. However, eventually I succeed and my hands are clean.....

Also a fragment about sticking my hand in my ear and pulling out a huge solid piece of earwax. It was about two inches long. I showed it to someone, they seemed vaguely interested.

A woman's feeling every bone in her wings break in half, one at a time, methodically, starting at the tips and working their way up. This isn't happening now - it's a memory. I'm not even sure it was originally her memory - this woman doesn't have wings now and I don't know if she ever did. But she's feeling the pain of it as if it were happening to her now.

She's strapped to a chair, and a man in a suit has just taken his hand away from the top of her head, ending her experience of that memory. He didn't get the reaction he wanted. He says something to the effect of "I was saving this for a reward, but-" and puts his hand on her head again.

This time she sees a memory of Constantine strapped to that same chair, from the perspective of a woman speaking to him. The woman runs her finger under his jaw - he makes a joke about how he would've shaved, but there's this whole held prisoner thing. Although I'm in third person throughout this dream, and although visually, I'm seeing this particular image from the perspective of that woman speaking, same as the woman in the chair is, nonetheless I feel the sensation of her finger on my/his jaw, unusually vividly tactile.

The man in the suit takes his hand away again. From what he's saying now, I get the impression that the woman strapped to the chair loves Constantine, and that this man and the group he's with are using that to groom her to kill him.

(Woke up. Back to sleep.)

At a school, two boys close to graduation are lying in a field, watching a group of underclassmen playing some sport nearby. There's an underclassman in that game who one of them sort of took under his wing, and now the kid's developed a crush on him. The other boy is saying, great, take him home, get him "thoroughly raunched." The first boy takes this as a joke, says that he's not interested in anyone else, and kisses his throat. The other boy goes distant and pulls away. He resents emotional attachment - the first boy hasn't figured that out yet, but he will.

I'm in my childhood home and I'm late leaving to get to college. I briefly converse with my sister about it then rush to get ready.

I faff about with my bike for a bit checking I've got air in my tyres and have my lights in place etc. I start cycling and it's really hard work, in pushing really hard on the pedals and barely moving, it feels like my legs are really tied and still asleep. I look down at the gears and hear levers and try to work out what hear I'm in and how to change to a lower gear, which I eventually manage after getting thoroughly confused.

Once I'm under way I realise I've probably missed the train I was going to catch and decide that just cycling the whole way is probably my best bet. I start to get a little uncertain of the route (I've not done it in about 18 years!) The weather is glum and gets wetter, I'm getting soggy and muddy and when I get to a village on the way I decide to pull over and find somewhere to get a bit cleaned up and regroup.

I pull into what turns out to be a cycling shop and I fell a little sheepish that I was just going to use the loo to wag the mud off and I'm in somebody's shop. I have a quick wash and return to my bike. My rucksack is a bit off balance on the rack so I decide to repack it and start turning out items into the shop floor. I try shoving various items into pockets and sections, take out and refold no less than three jumpers, a blanket and two woolly hats, rearrange a small camping stove, and a bunch of other stuff I can't remember, and three raw eggs.

At this last item evinces a quizzical grunt from the shop keeper and I explain that they're a gif snack when camping and that it you pack then wrapped in your clothes or blankets or whatever, it's not difficult to keep then safe. I note that of course you have to remember they're there when you get your jumper out of your bag or you'll to them onto the floor. As I'm explaining this I'm trying to zip up my overstuffed bag and manage to pop two of the eggs like zits, looking like a fool

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #265: Pinbasketball

I’m lying in bed in a false awakening, frustrated to be tossing and turning instead of lucid dreaming. I get a vague sense of floatiness and decide to roll out OBE-style. I imagine my legs oozing over the side of the bed onto the floor and now I’m on my feet in my bedroom, fully lucid.

I remember my intent to slow down and take my time, inspired by one of Dreamer’s recent lucid dreams (this amazing one.) I look back at the bed and see Wife still lying there. For some reason I feel a little scared to approach, like this might destabilize things. But no, the whole idea with this dream is not to be afraid of stuff.

I float up on the bed and stand over Wife. I watch for a moment just appreciating her beauty. I'm attracted to her and fascinated by her realism I don’t feel tempted to engage in sexy shenanigans. Wife opens her eyes a bit and looks at me sleepily. “Poo,” she says firmly. “Poo poo poo poo poo.” I laugh and say something like, “Okay, I’ll let you sleep…”

I phase through the wall into the night and the dream feels very dark. I don’t worry about it and instead just rub my hands together. They feel numb and distant, so I imagine that I’m wearing thick, leathery gloves, which I peel off. More hand-rubbing, vision returns, and now it looks like early morning on a mix between my street, an amusement park, and the Las Vegas strip. I walk for about 10 minutes or so, just enjoying this, passing opulent hotels, workers sweeping the streets, a stone statue.



Eventually I wander into a plaza that looks a little like a Disney World food court. I remember my goal of summoning Iokheira and transforming into wolves. :canislucidus: I hold out my right hand and look at the ground, expecting her shadow to form. But instead she bounds into the scene from the right and jumps right in front of me, smiling hugely.

I give her a hug and ask, “Did you want to do the wolf transformation right away or should we look around first?” She says that she’d “rather play” so we set off, looking around the park. We talk for a bit about lucid dreaming and (I think) video games. I describe how I’m trying to use Dreamer’s method of slowing the dream. I remark that we have “tons of time” and she agrees.

We wind up in an area filled with carnival games and enter a building that has this cool-looking game that’s a combination of pinball and one of those games where you have to shoot a basketball. In this one you throw the basketball into a hole, where it flies up a ramp, bounces off of a wall, and hurtles toward the basket. We play for a while, and I notice that when I get too into the game, both Iokheira and I forget to give the other person a turn.



We decide to keep looking around, and as we’re leaving I notice that Iokheira now looks a decade or so older than in waking life and I mention this. As we pass by a line of 5 women waiting in line to buy something, I see that she’s transformed further, and now looks like a completely different person, a woman with short brown hair in her early 50s. The woman looks like she feels ill and asks me to help her. I scoop her up and carry her outside where we crouch on the ground. She apologizes: “I’m sorry that I don’t look right. I don’t think I’m her anymore.” I tell her not to worry and that I’ll help her either way.

The woman lies down on her left side and vomits loudly onto the plaza stones. I feel enormous compassion, and I sit with her for a while, rubbing her back a bit until she’s able to sit up. She seems shorter now than before but also like she feels okay. She again apologizes for not being Iokheira anymore. I reassure her that “this has been a great lucid” as the dream starts to fade. As I’m pondering my next move, the dream ends.

It was during the thaw. I was going from the bus stop to school. There was a group of classmates behind me, and we were in friendly terms. The head director made an obstacle course in the entrance of school as an action to encourage students to sport. I tried to climb up to the entrance, but I've fallen into the puddle of water. The classmates that were behind me started to laugh and joke from me. At the end they said Where did they get people like him? I shouted back In Hell! and climbed up to the entrance. A DC classmate, that was quite annoying told me Don't care about them. I've also failed to enter the school for the first time.

NON LUCID
*I was sitting across from my girlfriend at this table. She ended up tossing a penny at me by mistake and it landed directly in my hand. I brought this to her attention and we both agreed that this was a good omen, a sing of good luck.

*I was looking at my self in the mirror thinking that wow I have a big penis. LOL

*There was two black women laughing at me for some unknown and I felt really offended.

LUCID
*The dream started in a parking garage with my brother and my mom. My brother pointed out to me a lady wearing the exact same dress as my mother. I said how is this possible, could this be a dream? I did a nose RC and I could breath! I became extremely excited and soon reminded my self I have to stay calm and stablize the dream scape.

When the dream started to fad I became still and relaxed until the dream fading back into existence, then I proceded to move again. I was in a cafe so I decided to talk and engage the enironment until I felt a stable presence with in the dream. First thing I did is walk up to a table and said how are you all doing? The to people at the table said we doing fine sir. I walked to register to order a latte. The cashier gave me a receipt to sign and I signed it. Remember I am doing all of this just to engage the dream until I feel completely anchored. The barista making my coffee which was a women gave me some advice on my relationship, she said do not move in with your girlfriend until two years later.

I said to my brother standing next to me, I should take this advice it right!? I looked at the wall and noticed that my picture was hung up. Out of no where I got really horny and decided to mess around with a beautiful women but the more I looked for one the more all the women around appeared to be ugly and old. Thank you subconscious lol. As I am walking along trying to find a dream partner lol, everyone appears to be for the 70s era. I thought could this a manifestation of my past life karma since I have always felt that if I had to choose I time to live in it would be that time.

Then I noticed a crowd of kids singing a song with the words "I LOVE YOU" in it. I thought this loving manifestation of my mind. I walked up and joined everyone. They were smoking ganja, I thought I wanna try dream ganja! Pass me that I asked of the people and they did and smoke it lol. I felt high and enjoyed the sensation.

non lucid
*I met with roberto after going to school, I told him I had some good weed and asked if he wanted to chef.

30.01.2015

A banshee turns into a beautiful light-blue skinned human being (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

WBTB-Failed (+2)
Full Dream (+1)

I was in a huge house and there was a rainforest inside the house. I believe I was not human, but an Avatar and I needed to look for a Banshee to ride it. I entered a room in the house it was looking a lot like Pandora, but among the banshees, there were some weird beings also:







As I explored the room, without turning lucid, I walked around. I really neither felt like blissful or anything. I knew I was on Earth despite the beings I was seeing. I started to look for one until I noticed that the room was very brown. It looked like Majora's Mask moon:







I found that to be a very weird room and it felt familiar to me, but really did not focus on it much (+15) so I focused on catching a banshee. One of them, turned into a humanoid looking female. Her skin was blue, but not like the avatars, it was a pale blue and she fell in love with me instantly.

We went together to a differnet part of the house and for some reason, I was afraid to go to jail because I did not get a banshee. There were some cops around but I woke up.

30.01.2015

1-30-15 Fragments - A cat escaped (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream Fragment (0.5 pts)

One of my cats ran away from home. It was raining and she freaked out and started to run in circles.

30.01.2015

1-30-15 Fragments - Car not working (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream Fragment (0.5 pts)

My car was behaving oddly, it was not driving smoothly and it randomly accelerated or braked.

30.01.2015

1-30-15 Fragments - Yugioh (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream Fragment (0.5 pts)

Something involving a Yugioh tournament I was going to join.

30.01.2015

1-30-15 Fragments - Late for the concert (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Dream Fragment (0.5 pts)

I was with my wife going to the concert but we were late, there was a lot of traffic.

I was sitting down at a table in a pub when a man entered and sat down beside me. I don't recall what was said but he either told me (or I just knew) that he was a pirate. He flirted with one of the waitresses. (I think) Either that or the waitress had some kind of importance.

At this point I jumped to watching a ship coming into port, towing another ship behind it. (it looked shipwrecked) I got the impression they were going to use the damaged ship for spare parts to fix their own ship. I saw a ship splitting in half like a barrel. (it was very unrealistic)

At this point I jumped again and I was on the pirate's ship (I guess I joined the crew) however we had become trapped on a part of the sea that had frozen over. I left the ship nervous that the ice would break under my feet but it carried my weight and didn't break. I picked up a shovel and ran across the ice to a large pile of snow where other crew members were shoveling away snow. I began shoveling the snow away. I got the impression we were creating a path for the ship through the snow.

Earlier in the night I woke up and felt that I had been dreaming about "monsters" but I don't recall anything about that. It didn't seem like it had been a nightmare.

Well I have been trying to get back to a normal sleep schedule these past few nights, going to bed at reasonable times. But I overcompensated (well I suppose I really couldn't help myself.)

Two days ago I went to bed around 12:30 and woke around 9:00

Yesterday I went to bed around 11:45 and woke around 7:30

Last night I was hoping to make another jump and try to go to bed before 11:00.

But, after my speech class let out yesterday around 3:00pm, I had to drive home from college. I was drowsy though and decided a quick nap in the dorm would be smart so that I didn't doze off on the long drive home.

One Ten-Hour snooze later and I'm here.

I remember being semi lucid brainstorming ideas for a story. In this story, an alien spacecraft called 'The Next' placed itself into orbit around the earth. It was a white disc that from careful observation by the space program it turned out was actually two dimensional. The spacecraft selected 1024 people from across the globe and stated that they would receive a gift. The people selected were lucid dreamers, and the gift was something from a lucid dream.

Manei was then made into a real person. I remember having to explain many things to my parents. Since she had just sort of been plopped onto the earth by The Next, she didn't really have a family or a place to stay, she had to live with my parents. That made things really awkward.

My friend C had been gifted by The Next, she was among the 1024 people. My friend S however, had not. He was feeling under the weather because of that.

Everyone who had been gifted with a guide or some sort of power had to meet at a summit in Europe somewhere. But only 742 people actually showed up even though everyone who had been gifted by The Next was required to be present by world government.

At some point, a nuclear war broke out between a middle eastern nation and china. One of the nations tried to fire nuclear missiles at The Next. It stated that it was displeased with how humanity had turned out. It gifted another 1024 people with dream powers/guides in the waking world.

At some point I discovered that I had the ability to change between my waking life self and my dream self. When in my dream self form, I some of my vanilla dream powers such as invulnerability, flying and waterbending. Good thing too, all of these supernatural creatures such as vampires and werewolves started to crop up around the world.

My roommate brought this extremely interesting dream to a close unintentionally. I fell back asleep though.

In this dream, my dad was hosting me a birthday party at this arcade that I used to frequent. I was embarrassed that he had gotten me a birthday here because I turn 19 in less than a month and I'm a little old for the arcade.

I then realized that I wasn't wearing any pants. Then my old crush form high school showed up along with a few of her friends. She had been invited to the party and she started laughing at me.

I was playing this arcade game (still without any pants) with my high school crush where you had to pull out this stream of paper but if you pull too hard the paper rips and you fail at the game.

Then my grandmother showed up and took my shirt off. She told me she was going to take a photo and a measurement of my stomach. Then I would have to eat [some absurd amount of food] then she would take another photo and measurement of my stomach.

I then realized that I was quite possibly in the most embarrassing situation that was cosmically possible. I had to escape somehow, so I made the excuse that I had to go to the bathroom.

When I went into the arcade bathroom there were no toilets, but there were art supplies everywhere. All of these different pads of paper, boxes of pencils and charcoal and crayons. Erasers and protractors and drawing tables. You name it.

I somehow or other got fully dressed again.

I then ran into my drawing professor but she had bi-colored eyes, much like my dream self. Only they were both shades of green. Her right eye was a deep forest green while the left one was a pale sea green. I asked her why this was and she told me about how she hit her head as a child on a metal desk. The injury healed fine but she broke a blood vessel and now this.

She then showed me this pair of eyes that she had painted on a piece of heavy paper. The paper had been cut/folded into the shape of glasses. It was the same eyes but they were on opposite sides. She told me every time it was opposite day, she would wear this.

I started looking around for the art supplies I needed so that I could get back to class, completely ignoring the previous dream plot.