non-lucid

10/8/10

1-Hidden
I have the odd feeling that I am not alone; after a brief search, I find my friend Cheyenne hiding in my closet. She tells me that she's mad at someone in her family and doesn't want to go home. I decide to help her hide.

This proves to be quite the task, considering she seems to be drunk and refuses to stay hidden.

"How am I going to get you to school tomorrow without my mom finding out?"

"We can just explain everything to her in the morning," she decides. She sits down on my bed. "Promise you'll let me keep a marriage proposal ring?"

"Uh, sure... Who proposed to you?"

"My brother."

I am unable to hide my shock. "Um, I don't know about that..."

"Please?" She takes out a small plastic ring that says "BEST FRIEND" and smiles sadly. "He's in Heaven now." I am left with the disturbing image of a fetus dying in the womb before I wake up.

9/19/10

1- Evil Sophie
((First, an explanation. Sophie is another of my "alter ego" characters that I use for writing. No, I do not have dissociative identity disorder. ))

Sophie turns evil and wishes to join an order of evil magicians that we had read about in a book. She signs us up for a summer camp so she can kill some people. "Not my problem," I think, but upon arrival I realize that I will be the one to pay for her actions since she's using MY body. I forcibly regain control of my body and cast her out. She becomes a small white cat.

I pick her up and pet her, whispering things in her ear. "You look cute as a kitty," I giggle, and she bites my hand to express her annoyance. One of the camp girls asks if she can hold her. "No," I say, "this cat is rather unpleasant." As if to emphasize this, Sophie viciously bites my hand again.

I was going to attempt to pretend to be Sophie while at camp, but she had put HER age down, and no one is going to believe that I am 13. Instead I signed in as a late arrival and ended up sharing a cabin with a girl named Natalie. While I am asleep, Sophie takes on her human form and kills my poor roommate. I wake up shortly afterward. "Not my problem," I think once again, and have a brief conversation with Sophie as she is removing Natalie's bones from her body. Some of the things she is saying make me slightly uncomfortable, so I leave the room to have an early breakfast.

I am speaking to a boy named Roy (who Sophie intends to kill) about the language of the elves from Tolkien. Suddenly I realize that if I don't tell anyone that Sophie murdered Natalie, when I was clearly a witness, I will be considered and accomplice. Darn...

I tell the headmistress of the camp about Sophie's deeds. (In her human form, Sophie was a known camper, since she DID sign up.) Th lady doesn't seem very concerned, even when I tell her of Sophie's plans to kill Roy.

One of the other campers informs me that Sophie has put a "lunar microwave" (whatever that is) in the bathroom.

((Ahahaha! This dream is ironic, because Sophie is the LAST one of my characters I'd expect to turn evil. ))

I was hanging out with two aliens. One male and one female. They were both a dark blue in color, but were also an equally dark purple. They were humanoid, and displayed sexual dimorphism. The female had a body similar to female humans, and the male had a body more like male humans, but much more board in the chest and shoulders. The female seemed to be wearing a mask, but it was no mask, she just had a changing face that was out of proportion with her body. Me and the female were playing in an ocean, swimming around and having fun. I don't remember the details very well. I swam to the beach, which was raised a bit, and I was unable to get out. The male alien came over and lifted me out with ease along with the female alien.

Soon after I witnessed the two engaging in sex, which was interesting to say the least. The female was on her back, and the male kissed her neck to her chest. From their groins sprouted many tentacle like parts, the male's blue and the female's pink. Both of them became upright and swelled up like ballons, and their tentacle groins touched together suddenly. All this was done in a cartoon like manner. Green goo oozed from the female's backside, and when the male removed himself from the female there were suddenly a line of alien men. I could hear a narrator say "and sometimes after mating a baby will pop out onto the male's member!" and sure enough one of the male's had an alien baby on him. I rationalized that it must be from a previous mating.

Right after I was walking from a house outside, and a TV was placed on the outside of the house. A news reporter was on saying that they had to make the alien mating scene cartoon like to keep a PG13 rating. I was walking with a yorkie in the muddy grass to a car/spaceship to say goodbye to the aliens. We said our goodbyes and they departed.

I walked back inside the house, where there was a family gathering taking place. I was forced to eat cake, which I was not happy about. While sitting at the table, the tv plugged into the wall began to smoke. I noticed all the lights in the house flickering and beginning to smoke, seeing through the walls to the other rooms having the problem. I determined this was happening because of some plastic sheet that was covering the sockets, so I removed them.

I then decided to go to a grocery store, but it only sold dog/cat clothes in the freezer bins. I wanted to find something for my cat, but could only find larger clothes for dogs.

9/13/10

1- The Split
A strange lady is after my alter ego... I get the notion that she's not entirely evil (as we share a somewhat humorous banter while she stalks us) but all the same she wants Madison dead. Somehow the two of us (Madison and I) end up splitting into two separate yet identical entities. Rather than kill us both, the lady tries to figure out which one is which. Until she does, the danger is over.

((Not very long, but I really enjoyed this dream.))

9/2/10

1- Staying Alive
My brother and I have been sent out into the city to find information about some peculiar deities. In our quest, we stumble into a building with a sign labeled "Bountay Hunters." No time to be amused at their weird spelling, because they seem to want us dead.

*time lapse*

Later, I am walking through the forest when some angry tree nymphs begin chasing me. The trees themselves are walking, and each of their leaves is a sharp-toothed fairy creature. The ground trembles in their wake as I take great, bounding leaps away from them.

Suddenly a hand is upon my shoulder, and I scream in surprise. Then I realize that it is a notoriously annoying reporter, who seems to be attempting to interview me. I yell at her that now is not the best time, and continue running. When I finally make it out of the forest, I find out by text message that I am on the news. Great...

After that, there is a weird dialogue between me and someone I knew a lonng time ago about some of my friends.

I squeeze a pimple. A whitehead comes out like a worm. I grab it, and pull. It keeps coming out.

Finally, my skin actually pulls away from my face, the whitehead is clinging so tight. I yank it off, and I see details of the inside of my pore, and a spot in the center where it seemed to be clinging like a parasite.

***

Upon waking, I realized this fucker actually was a parasite. GROSS.

So, decided to try the WILD method this afternoon, failed miserably, didn't even had sleep paralysis, but it was not fruitless. I fell asleep, and I dreamed.
The first thing I remember was going at Yodel's, a restaurant in the USA, with a friend of mine. Strangely, something happened before so that the restaurant was breeding some sort of giant cow, and inside, all the waitresses were using only panties and bikinis, plain white ones, but there you go. We - me and my friend - walked to the end of the line, and waited for everybody else to make their orders. When it was finally our turn, my friend, who does not speaks English, had some trouble ordering. Weirdly, he ended up ordering some crackers ( these, to be exact. ). Then we discovered the clerk girl spoke Portuguese, our mother language, but his order remained the same. I ordered a bottle of water, and a slice of peanut butter pie, but I never got to taste it, or at least I don't remember doing.
Everything next is fuzzy.
Then, I was on an Airport, waiting for something. It looked very ordinary, and kind of endless, but blue was the main color of it. The chairs were comfortable, and I left my backpack on top of another chair, which, at some moment, was being used by a girl, playing with anything that was inside the backpack. Her father, who looked very much alike Terry Crews, noticed his daughter's doing, and started to call her back, when suddenly, a giant car-thing appeared out of nowhere and was about to kill his daughter, along with my precious backpack. He stopped the car with his arms, and started shaking it, scaring the pilot, and then he proceeded to grab my almost-ruined backpack, take it to the middle of a group of people, and ask them who owned that bag. Someone sitting right in front of him said he was, so Terry Crews, or his twin brother, threw the backpack at him, muttering something, while the sitting man just smiled, and taunted him with something I did not quite understand. I walked, a bit angry, in his direction, and snatched my backpack out of his hands, and I was walking away when he started to taunt me as well, something about "Fixing it in his house" or something, I didn't really understood what he meant by that. Still doesn't.
That's it.

I was in a massive cathedral, which seemed to be a school. Just to make the picture better, I wouldn't be surprised if I saw Herry Potter!! I was there with my friend... I had the feeling, though couldn't see them around. (there were a lot of feelings of the situation and the setting, although I couldn't really assume it from the images I saw, just a feeling). My friends and I were very good students. Nevertheless, there were some teachers who didn't want us to do particularly well, because they believed if we were too smart we would have caused troubles and rebelled against the system. Then I opened a large, heavy wooden door held together with metal nails and plates... I saw a large dark room with several lines of old fashioned wooden school desks. There were loads of dusty huge books everywhere. I jumped into the room and under one of the desks. There was almost complete darkness, only some rays of light got through the dirty cathedral windows. I feel this was somewhere at the top of the cathedral.. massive attic spaces or so. I could hear someone walking around.. looking for me. I don't know why and who it was.. probably one of the teachers. As the steps got close to me, I grabbed something in the dark and threw it on the person. I think it was a pointer or such object... some stick for sure.

Then I was sitting in a class room, and old lady walked into the room. She was a teacher. She called me outside that she wants to show me something, but I knew she was a nice one. I felt like I had been called out very often. We walked down the staircase, and the lady was talking to me all the time. I cannot remember what about though. Then I asked her what she wanted to show me? We walked down the spiral staircase, and then she stopped by a small gothic shape window. She pointed on the window with her thin, wrinkly finger. So I came closer, had to go on my toes so be able to see. I guess that it was at this point when I realized how high we were and how enormous this building must have been. I saw the inside of the cathedral. Massive space of the inside, lit by the colorful light as the sunlight went through the mosaic of the windows. I was amazed. I think I saw some people waling downstairs... But it was so far I could not be sure. I remember thinking, its not surprising that people get influenced by religion when it presents itself in such a way! Then the teacher showed me a sculpture of a monkey.... And told me something about football....And an idiom that I didn't really understand, but its meaning was "not to get lazy when the thing are going well". After this, we walked back, up the stairs. I have tried to tell her that there is a Czech idiom of the same meaning "neusinat na vavrinech", meaning "not to fall asleep on your trophy".. I tried to explain it with using words "not to fall asleep on bay leafs" (this is interesting, I used bay leafs for cooking the previous night). Then I walked out on some balcony. It was a beautiful sunny day, with azure blues sky. I could see coast and an ocean, I remember to be able to smell the fresh ocean air.

.........................

I was in a coffee shop similar to Starbucks, or maybe it was. There were nice comfortable sofas everywhere and a long counter or a bar. I stood by the bar, resting my hands on it. I must have been thinking whether I was to stay by the bar, or I would sit down. Suddenly, I notice a Vietnamese man nest to me, sitting on a stool by the bar, resting his elbows on it. Then he pushes me away with his right elbow. I felt anger and fury rising in me. I looked at him with a cold look and asked: "Excuse me??" with my eyebrows raised up!
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(the following section was a mess of images)
I saw some guards or police arresting my neighbors in Czech. My parents got out somehow. One of the neighbors owns black horses. They are very skinny. Those neighbors were supposed to go to jail for 14 years each. They couldn't decide whether they go both together or one first and then the other.

Hours of sleep: 6h
Recall: 4/5
Vividness: 4/5

I'm standing on the bus station. The bus comes and I get in. I want to show my bus ticket, but I don't find it at its usual place in my wallet.
I'm sitting next to an DC. He reminds me of someone but can't recall his name. He starts speaking, but I hear music out of now where. I realize that I'm listening to my mp3 player. I take the ear plugs off, but then he stops speaking.
After a second or so, my bus stops and I get out. I'm in front of a basket hall I used to play. I get in, speak with a few guys. They ask me why I have back-ache. How the hell do they know? I thought that I mentioned it already
Me: I'm sitting through the day studying at university. And it makes me obvious sick!
I take my shoes of and take a new pair that I found in my backpack. I'm excited to play with the guys. I look around me, everything gets more bright and clear. I remind myself that I dream sometimes about basketball, although I don't play no more. So I just think:

Me: Next time you play basket, do a RC!

After this master-thought I play an amazing game and don't think about it anymore.

How stupid

I'm with someone I know. I have no clue whether it's one of my best friends or a cousin. We're standing outside my house near our Mazda Tribute (SUV) and mom calls us inside to get ready to leave. My best guess is that we're about to go take part in some sort of holiday activity. Suddenly the wind starts to blow right before we reach the steps, we join hands and spend a good minute or so trying to fight our way to the back door to no avail. I give up go for the next best thing, the SUV. It's right behind us now and so I try to fall back to the nearest car door without over shooting. I just barely latch on and crack the door open. My companion looks at me expectantly.

"If I open the door any wider, the wind will rip it off!" I yell through the loud sounds of the wind whistling by.

I do my best to swing her around and into the car and succeed after several attempts and jump in behind her, closing the door.

Shift:

The family and my companion ride in the car, my best guess is that we're on highway 183 going right through the city of Austin. The weather is dark and grave and ahead HIGH up in the sky we can see the whole of a severe storm approaching, it's very surreal.We all discuss the marvel with great curiosity and then my companion speaks up and informs us about a news report she had seen.

"It's at an incredibly altitude and lowering rapidly as it heads south east. They say it will reach it's lowest altitude and destructive force as it enters the city of [my home town]."

All I remember is feeling distressed and worried.

1st dream
In my dream, I was teaching my brother and sister how to lucid dream. We all sat on recliner chairs and I told them something about watching the hypnagogic images. Then a few seconds later we were all in a dream together. We were in a black room with separate tv screens on one wall. They showed birds-eye-views of beautiful places. Then I told my siblings that they could pick a place and go to it and then just look at the place. They asked "Is that all we can do in a lucid dream?" I answered that it was. Then we woke up and tried to explain to my dad about lucid dreams. He didn't believe they were real, and the more we talked about it the more mad he got. When I really woke up, I was mad at myself for not realizing I was dreaming the whole thing and becoming lucid.
2nd dream
In this dream I was in a department store. I had blond hair. I didn't know how much money I had but I kept putting clothes in my cart that I liked. Then I tried to check out, but I didn't have enough money. I went to put things back, and my dad came over and asked why I had gotten certain things. I felt self-concious and defensive. Also stressed when I found out I couldn't afford everything.

Beer Is Dangerous
I'm in a classroom of my college campus. In the middle of the room, there is a stage made of blue beer cases (Bud Light I think). And some guy is standing on it, making a speech. Behind the stage is a wall of beer cases. There are some guys behind the wall, pushing it until it tips over and heavy beer cases fall on the guy making the speech.

This makes me really upset more than concerned. I shout with disgust, "Ugh, call 911!". Then I mock the guys who caused the accident: "Uh hi, 911? Yeah, we have an emergency. A tower of heavy beer cans fell on a guy. Yeah. How did it happen? Oh, we pushed the cans. Yeah. On purpose."

The guy is unconscious but he has a pulse and he is breathing. The police and paramedics show up. I am still really angry. The paramedics load the guy into an ambulance. I am talking to the police, trying to get the other guys arrested. "It's assault, right? The wall of beer was a deadly weapon." The guys are all quiet and worried that they are going to jail for such a stupid prank.

01/03/2011

Day in the Life of Homer Simpson (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Now this one was just bizarre for me. I was in the world of The Simpsons (and I NEVER watch that show! EVER!), walking around with Homer himself. We end up at the doctor's for some reason or another, who knows. I immediately see the doctor Homer would want: His name was "Dr. Feelgood" and he basically put a ton of tasty food-type stuff in an IV bag for his patient to scarf down. Who of course, walked out of there feeling better. Homer and I got sent over to another doctor, whose name I can't remember. He took me aside though.

He probably did a couple things I don't remember, but what I remember was him taking my right hand, and wrapping some string around the base, as if for a tourniquet. He started talking about all sorts of things, mentioning hypnosis and such. He also said how he wasn't as fun, but his method of treatment worked BEST. Stuff like that. He was taking his sweet time wrapping my finger with string, and at some point I had a memory skip to when he was done. He said something like, "Well if that [the hypnosis] worked on you, then see, that's what I REALLY want to do!" (As opposed to being a doctor) Homer said something like, "Oh, that'd never work on me!" to which I replied, "Well I'm sorry to say, but it worked on me."

At this point he took my middle finger and jammed three shots into it, one after another. I did feel some pain from this, enough to make me jump, at least. The doctor said, "Oh quit it, you're done already!" And he sent us away. (Homer didn't end up seeing any doctor. Can't say I blame him after watching what happened to me.) At this point I seem to have a touch of awareness because I start wondering what effect the shots will have, considering "we have different worlds." At this point Homer decided to talk about how donuts were one of the periodic elements here, or some crap. I dunno. This is where the dream ended.

01/03/2011

G-Mod Idiot... Theatre? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So in this dream, I was in some theatre with a bunch of other college-age kids. I don't remember if I knew any of them or not, though. What I remember is that we were watching some preview of the next episode of a silly Youtube video series. I'm not exactly sure which one, but I'll go with GMod Idiot Box. Only, this one was actually more of a game than a video. We had a Wii set up for it, but before it would run they had to insert 32(!) separate DVDs. The contents of them didn't matter except for one. One had to be a specific movie so they could "get the right color for _______'s panties." Bizarre and slightly perverted, I know. I don't get it either! Anyways, I don't remember much of the actual game/video. It wasn't quite as funny as the normal videos, but it was indeed an interactive game. Weird. All of the actual content is a blur, though. Who knows what it was about. (I don't remember any panties, though. ) And... that's all I remember, I guess.

01/03/2011

Mythic Dawn Hostage (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

So, this is the first of three dreams I remembered this morning. From what I recall, I was a Mythic Dawn member, a la Oblivion. I wasn't one by choice, though. My "memories" told me that they had found me almost dead, for one reason or another, and brought me back to health. So of course, I "owed" them. I never would have made it away alive if I had tried to flee them, anyway. So of course I grudgingly go along on their missions, looking for my chance.

I also know I'm in some contact with the Imperial Guard, and I have some way of demonstrating that I'm actually on their side. I'm not sure exactly how, but I think I'd made a special rip in my robes, on purpose. (Not that that makes sense, but there ya go.) I'd somehow informed the Guard that we were here in this... wait for it... pizzeria. Yup. A bunch of us are in a central room with half-height walls when a commotion breaks out at the entrance. We all drop down to the floor and lay there. One guard comes into the room and starts to drag the nearest person (me) toward the door. Then he realizes through whatever means that I'm on their side, and he invents some reason to leave us be. (He couldn't just single me out, or the other Mythic Dawn members would turn on me. I dunno why they didn't pursue him, though. I mean, didn't it seem weird for them to let us go? Ah well...)

So they leave, and my next mission is to gather 5 things from around the pizzeria, whatever they were. I don't remember. A couple times I come around and sit at a crowded, messy table, then apologize when I notice someone else is sitting there. Both times they give me some of their pizza. Whether out of generosity or fear, who knows. I can't remember anything else.