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DE=dream-established

I remember I was outside at this dimly-lit street near a building (DE Maria's house) with a mattress outside of it. Maria saying that it's hot and she took her clothes off and her parents saw and Maria thought that they thought something was "going on".

Next, Sean and I were at some old lady's house, which was actually our old house. I tore up a 100 dollar bill (it was for a good cause, but I don't remember what). But the old lady changed her mind, and I went to put it back. I left, almost panicking because I ripped the bill. I left saying "Sean, we gotta go NOW." I ran out and I thought she was coming after us. I ran 3 blocks down to the right, Mirror's Edge style, and took another right. The street was supposed to be Rogers Avenue, but it was dark like night, trees were hanging over the street and dead animals were hanging from ropes off the branches (chickens, pigs, squirrels, etc.) I walked down the street, and at the end, there were chicken houses, pig pens, and hay scattered everywhere. But there weren't any animals except one chicken. The dead animals were supposed to be a warning of some sort. Running past the farm stuff, I took a left. I was in what looked like a junk yard for giant colored blocks. On top of each block was a TV show embedded into the block (specifically the top ten anime of all time, but non were anime). The only show I remember was Mighty Max, but he had sword.

I just remembered that everyone at school thought I boinked Maria, which was weird since I didn't, although this was a dream. Our school was the middle school (set up differently) in the lunch room. Me and Stuger were in the lunch line. Maria was in front of us. Maria was pissed off because everyone though we boinked. Me and Stuger were talking.

Me: it was awesome

Stuger: haha I bet it was

I noticed Maria in front of us. Stuger did too.

Me: And that's why Maria is a such a sweet, beautiful girl.

Stuger: Awww

A pause

Me: I-wonder-what-is-for-lunch-today...

We start cracking up.

I'm working at this chop shop for BJ Novak (from the office) and some other guys. Normally we never see the guys who ship our parts out, but they come through for the day. These guys are freaking pirates. Spanish accents, goofy clothes...the works. BJ says the pirates are going to take a few of us on this spa getaway crap, and he picks this couple and me.

Something happens before we leave. This person give a message to me, to give to BJ, and he kinda ignored it when I told him. We get on this big old school pirate ship, and their Captain shows us around. Apparently these guys are very merry, because there are tons of instruments lying around. Multiple guitars, drum sets etc. I guess they had some open rule where if you wanted to play something, no one would be able to hog one instrument.

All of a sudden BJ tells us the shop was broken into....then he tells us that things were stolen. I'm upset and I wish I was one of the people who would have stayed back. I'm trying to narrow it down who I think it is, and I almost want to say that BJ and the Captain are in on it so they can just cut us out of this deal for minute.

Anyways, we get to the "spa", and there are these concrete holes that go up about chest high what you stand in. They're filled with water, and at the bottom of them they have smooth stones from streams. You're supposed to rub your feet all across them, and head to the next hole. Each hole has some special properties to the water. BJ starts handing out pictures from the trip that are on rolls like the ones that come out of picture booths. There are various ones, and I took two that had me on it, and a group of us (pirates included).

Terminology: DE=dream-established. Like when you just know something in the dream, because it's part of the dream.

First, for some reason I had diabetes and Mark told me how to get rid of it.

WOKE UP (alarm) 6 AM

Next, some chick knew everything i was going to do or say because she said she was an angel. then, she showed me what everyone was doing. Angelica was about to kiss Sean when a zit on his lip popped. Everyone threw up.

WOKE UP (literally spitting on my pillow because it was disgusting) 9 AM

Misty from Pokemon was in a hot spring with me and it was on top of a waterfall. the whole setting was very rocky and orange. some other dude tried to use a weird slide (it was split into sections. pictured below). You could move the slide's sections because they were hinged. (pictured below). He tried to slide into the hot spring from a cliff. the slide fell at the bottom, and he hit his head. he got up and got in.
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|_||_||_||_| slide top view. slide side view (hinges) \ slide is better described as a wooden plank bridge, but plastic...and a slide.

Later, there was some sort of attack on a place that looked like metal harbor from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle. The attacker was a jet like the ship from Descent. I shot a rocket far in front of it because it was going so fast. I almost hit it. Someone said "WOW! that was close!" I ran around the side of a building. The ship came by, I jumped our in front, and shot the front window with a magnum in slow motion with one bullet saying "NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!". I guess I shot the driver in the head through the window because it was a one hit kill (DE). When I killed him, everything went to negative colors (reminds me of a Duke Nukem dream I had before with the boss).

After that, I was still in metal harbor, but there was no trouble or attacks, and I was at the far back dock (where the attack started) and I was throwing and kicking metal, red pillars into the water to the right. The pillar was also set up into sections like the slide, but each section was more cubed, and rounded at the edges.

The final dream I can remember is that there was some sort of voice tester at school in the nurse's office (set up differently). It was a routine checkup. It tested how old your voice sounded. It started at 5 years old (it was DE that it had something to do with puberty). Ashley went first. the device was white, and looked like one of those toddler's toys where you push the button in the middle, which is an arrow, and when you let go, it spins until it points at an animal. Except this one was all white, at two handles at the side, and instead of animals, there were numbers going all around it. The arrow would point to which age your voice sounded. you just pick it up and go "UHHHH" into it. Ashley got 18, but she cheated and got 20. Everyone hoped for to get higher numbers so they could be more "manly." I had a cold and had to keep clearing my throat to sound normal. since I was sick, I got a 9. I swallowed spit cause I was really nervous. The dial went up the 11. I kept swallowing until it went up to 20. I told Ashley how to cheat she said that's what she did

WOKE UP 1:10 PM

First, something happened and I had to bring mom back to life by using some sort of liquid. Then, there was a battle between yellow and blue robots. One part of the battle, the yellow robots gathered the blue robots together to shoot a giant rocket at them.

Then, with the M.U.G.E.N characters, there as a fight in the some stages. EX: there was Sonic vs a better Sonic on a Sonic stage (the first level) but the stage was just ongoing and moving. There were lots of hills.

Another part of the dream, a green bean thing from Mario and Luigi superstar saga was continuously falling, and Fox was shooting at him with Arwing lasers (pictured below). The lasers would hit the bean at the top of its head, and they would slide off. Then, fox shot a bomb at him from the ground.
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MY FIRST LUCID DREAM!!!!! Started off as me going to a voice audition for Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z. I asked how much Id make, it was a lot. Anthony tried to talk me out of it. Then, we were sort of in Lemming Ball Z, but it was a different game. Afterwards, I went home (old house) and watched TV. Alann called and said "Don't change the channel! They are about to be awesome!" Then, zombies came into the house, which was set up differently by the way, and chased me upstairs. Instead of my right, my left foot had a broken toe. But when I got upstairs, I realised this (of all things), and did a RC. I HAD SIX FINGERS. I knew I was dreaming. I was healed (my foot), my vision was perfect, and I was in control. I also felt the mirror in the bathroom. It was soft, like rubber tension while still feeling smooth and hard like a mirror. I though to my self to keep things simple; I didn't want to wake up too soon. I made a paperclip appear on the bathroom floor behind me. You have to really concentrate. It's harder than I thought it would be. Since it was my first LD, it was still fuzzy like a regular dream, except details were amazingly close (the bathroom floor for example) and the quality was slightly better than a normal dream. And I remembered everything in the dream. Next LD I hope to fly.

Only thing I can remember is that people were asking me how to drive in Grand Theft Auto as if it was driving in real life. Main character was Spider-Man though, not Niko.

Remembered this later today: at one part, I was in school and my schedule had math but no room number or something. Mr. Collins kept following me around telling me to "get to class."

Not many today. One part, our apartment was haunted. For example, the TV was in front of you, you turn around, you turn back, it's on the other side of the room. There was some sort of play. Jenn was in it. I think she was possessed. Also, I don't remember the whole thing but the trophies in Super Smash Bros Brawl were battling (duh) but not like usual.

I was in a band playing a Foo Fighters song (might have been Learn to Fly.) Next, some fat kid tried to steal a tent and I chased him with mom's car, but it was a convertible version. Next, I was in some sort of library for video games, but there wasn't a lot of good stuff. I cant remember the details, but one point, I was some sort of superhero.

July 4, 2008

I was on Attack of the Show talking with Munn about a new Wii coming out in November. next, about a car that was a lot like the freestyle. Then, I cut my finger, i went to the store for a bandaid and went to a party. RJ and Bianca were there. I also was in some sort of war and I was a vampire or something fighting a giant monster later on. It was some sort of school I was in or something.

I was sleeping in my first hour class room. My head was tucked into my bookbag and I was relaxing/meditating Deeply.

I decided to get up and look around due to the fact that I hadnt fallen asleep and found that I could not move.

I stayed calm, knowing this was normal. I listend to my teachers talk to each other about baseball and the world series.

I then decided that I was going to have a lucid dream. I tried several time to float out of my body and then it hit me. I focused on a body inside my frozen body and I just got up and walked out of my chair, still in a dream state.

My teachers where not there and I was alone. Next to my chair in another chair was a big chest.

I opend the chest and it had a smaller chest inside. I took out the chest and sat it on the desk top out of the chair.

I then turned around and behind my sleeping body was a basket of decorative goth skulls. I searched through the basket and found a dark colored one that was pale black.

I put in in the chest and as I pulled the chest closed I found myself in my body again.

I then decided to wake up. I could hear my teachers talking again as I tried to wake up. I focused on my breathing and started trying to breath faster. It was hard to increase my breathing rate and I began to feel like I was suffocating.

I was getting scared, obviously slipping more into a dream state. I began worrying that I would die and that I couldnt call out for help.

I then calmed down and tried again. I then got woke up and decided not to tell my teacher of my 20 minute adventure, knowing that she would brand me either a liar or someone who need counciling for delusions.

There were twp andarial type characters attacking me and Leo. They were getting closer to our base. We had some strategies and special moves and used them wisely. I had a different idea than Leo and used my special moves last. Leo used all his early and died. I was alone against two andarials. I finished one of them off and slowly attacked the other one. She kept getting closer and blew a giant hole through my barrier. I was scared that I wouldn't he able to stop her.

Was working at a talent agency or a place where all famous people were. I was giving an opening act for some star. I was really nervous and went up and said some jokes. Ended up being very good and everyone loved me. Took limo to afterparty some people thought I sucked. We were waiting for the previews on the next episode to see how well I did. The proves confirmed that I did well.

I had bought tickets for me, allen, leo, and dina to go to identity festival which was taking place in south america for some reason. Tiesto was going to be one of the headliners and I was super excited to see him (funny since im actually going to see him in a couple weeks). The 4 of us were going to road trip to the concert in my car. Dina and I had gotten into a fight about something really random. I didnt think that it was a very big deal but she apparently did. She said that he refused to road trip with me. Leo then, being her bf, decided to go along with her and he said he wouldn't go with me either. Allen wanted to go with leo so he decided that the 3 of them would road trip in my car without me. They all hopped in the car and left me behind. For some reason we lived in my parents old maple valley house and covered myself in a white goose feather blankets. At first I was really upset and pouting and crying. Next thing I know iwas am at my gmas loud old house. She kept tempting me with her chocolate cake. Repeatedly I kept looking back at the cake and telling myself that I would grab a bite of it later. My cousins celia and Traia were there. I was venting about them leaving me and taking my car. They suggested that I make allen fly me down there and drive me back. I called allen to tell him. He told me that he wouldn't be able to drive ne back because they had picked up a hitch hiker Crystal and they promised to drive her back. I was absolutely livid! I kept pacing around my gmas house in anger

Was on a snowy trail with allen. Allen was acting really awkward and kept looking at a house in the distance. I asked him if he knew who lived there. He told me that his ex girlfriends parents lived there. I laughed at him because he was acting like it was such a big deal. To mess with him I ran up to the house and rang the bell. Allen grabbed my arm and pulled me away. He didn't want them to see him. His ex answered the door but didn't see us. We ran off.

Dream fragments:
Skrillex was there
I was in a good mood but a little anxious because someone with me wasn't
The colors yellow, black, and red.

It began in my Aunt's house. There were 2 babies running around, one from her family and one from somebody else's. One of the babies peed on a carpet and the other baby walked over and pointed it out to us.
I then remember a country singer came over and was talking to us about something, he had come over to our house to visit us for some reason. I know there was more to this dream, I remember and earlier part with my Dad there as well.
I also remember explaining to my Aunt about how margarine was less healthy than butter, I explained the process of how they make margarine(hydrogenation) and how this creates unnatural trans fats which are worse for you than butter.

The next dream took place immediately after(warning its gruesome and dark). A bit nightmarish, and I'll tag it as such for fair warning.


A man has a dog and is castrating it (neutering). We are on a dock, looking out over a body of water, I think there was 1 kid with us, probably the man's son. The dog is under no anesthesia and I am sickened by the procedure.

He cuts off the dog's testicles, whole from the scrotum, with a sharp pocket knife. The dog lays down and appears injured.
He then takes the scrotum and opens it up and says something like "now you'll find the kittens inside."

I'm warning you this is really gruesome.

He then takes the 2 pink testes out of the scrotum and says look "the two kittens are talking to each other," and makes mewing sounds while holding the 2 testicles. I say something like "stop."

The dog then starts barking and jumping up, I am a bit scared.

The man says to the dog "hey calm down, stop," or something like that. The dog then manages to bite his arm, the man gets mad and opens the dog's mouth and cuts it from inside its mouth, one end to the other.
The dream ends, my last image is the dogs mouth and teeth, and the knife cutting his mouth. I wake up considerably frightened.

That's all I can remember from this morning.

I'm venturing through the dark of night, with my father at my side, we're scanning the streets for specimens, evil creatures that are trying to kill the human race. I'm carrying a 9mil boretta and my dad is carrying an AK-47. We run into a few and shoot them all, me and my father both run out of ammo and there are still more coming at us, we reach an area where the road goes up slightly revealing a small pocket, and a bunch of swords and weapons were stashed in the pocket. I grabbed a katana and began slicing them into pieces, all of the sudden we reach a hedge area where it is partially day and night, we see specimens slowly creeping up towards us, we take them out one at a time, then one comes up that I try to strike and nothing happens. I strike again but the blade does nothing, all of the sudden the specimen turns into a more human creature and begins to run from me, I start to chase it and become a specimen.

I thought I'd post a couple of nightmares I'd repeatedly have as a young child.

1.) The Heffalump on the Stairs

This dream would always take place in the evening, when my family was having dinner. I wasn't with them, and was instead reading on my living room couch. Suddenly, a demonic-looking Heffalump (yes, from Winnie the Pooh) with sharp teeth and wings came slowly down the steps. I knew that this thing, whatever it was, was trying to get me, but when I tried to shout out to my family to help, my voice came out as a whisper. My legs and arms were going in slow-motion, and when the thing reached the the bottom of the steps, my dream ended.

2.) Chuck E Cheese Game of Death

This dream would always take place in a Chuck E Cheese's (don't laugh). There was this one game, that once a day would suck two random people inside of it and kill one of them, but release the other. I was picked, and I was slowly dragged into the machine with the other person. The machine picked the person to release, and it wasn't me. Then everything went black, and I woke up.

3.) The Screaming Shack

This dream would always take place in the Screaming Shack, and I was always Harry Potter. Hermoine and I were in the Screaming Shack, and we had caught Peter Pettigrew. Suddenly, Snape and Lupin burst in, and started to yell at us. Then, the full moon came out, and Lupin transformed, killing Snape and Pettigrew. He came after Hermoine and me, but I fell and he lunged at me, and then everything went black and the dream ended.


All of these dreams deeply scared me when I was little, but around the age of 9, I just stopped having nightmares for some reason. I've only had maybe one or two since then.