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At a magical realm, where I am part of the nobility of a kingdom and I am also like Wonder Woman. We are invaded by hords of barbarians. When they strike, I am outside the fortress city with the peasants that care for the lands. Some of my warrior friends manage their way back, but I am shut down outside. I get some Japanese swords to fight, but the invaders are just too many. I realize I can't survive a fight with them all, so I opt out to dwell in the underground maze of artisans shops and their homes because there is a way to access the fortress through some underground tunnels that connect with this place.

The dream scene was possibly in another country. There was a massive dark green warehouse structure on one side of a narrow river and one on the other side. For some reason it seemed also like we were in a past time period like the 1800s. I think people were wearing dated clothing. There was at one point a woman I kept gazing my eyes at. I was attracted to her. She was wearing an older dress from another era, it was a number of different greens. There were a lot of other women with her. On the river was this small raft that would go back and forth between the two sides carrying people. I remember waiting for the raft to come, I had gotten distracted by something, and by the time I looked back it was full and had departed to the other side. There was some other stuff going on in this place but I can't remember.

I'm in a video game of some sort. There is a massive room with these two giant ogre dudes walking around. They seem to be enemies but aren't really aware of me. There's another big dude there as well. The video game was like runescape. I'm walking down this wooden staircase thing into the ground. A group of people are telling me I need to pick some sort of class. Kolby encourages me to be a "Barbarian" class. I agree but then realize it's only me and this other guy who are barbarians and everyone else has split into a group of hunters, warlocks, and warriors/rogues. Each of those groups has at least 6 people and were getting along pretty well. The other barbarian is trying to teach me the ways which included fist fighting and playing this game of ping pong but with throwing knives. He was throwing knives at me and I'm looking around freaking out considering if one of the knives actually went into me.

The dream goes up the stairs and into this island area with woods, old structures, and a coastline with abandoned buildings there. This place seemed strangely ancient and a tint of light blue. I'm remembering quests in certain areas. It seemed like it would take forever to level up in this old game. I ran into one person who I recognized, she was wearing different garb now but when we talked I brought up the last time I saw her. I said something like "last time I saw you, weren't you playing some sort of fairy creature who was worshiped by other players" and she agreed. My flash back took me to this clearing with collapsed buildings and structures. She was sitting on a rock dressed as a fairy with these other players just huddled around her. She was telling them things. My dream ended with me zooming out on the map and looking around. I was wondering how big the game really was. My view showed me this massive green island surrounded by water, scattered with trees and sandpits. I imagined groups of people gathering to slay monsters once they were high enough level. This game was really interesting because it felt like old WoW where the game is very mysterious and you can't just look everything up, you've got to play the game and learn from others about how everything works.

I was a tall barbarian with huge muscles, wearing traditional armor. I was travelling with group of adventurers - a thief woman in green cloak, a warrior in full plate armor and a sorceress in purple cloak. We entered a tavern to discuss our mission. It was a two storey wooden building. There were travelling merchants, mercenaries and random people there, talking and drinking.

We sat at only free table, at the back of the tavern. I ordered a huge mug of ale, and then we talked about our mission. We were going to capture a mad scientist, that builds machines of terror and destruction. He already destroyed nearby villages, and moves on to attack closest cities. When they were talking, someone gave me a weird look, which made me both uncomfortable and mad.

I just standed up from my chair - the whole tavern become quiet. The man came closer to me, and tried to stab me with a dagger. I jumped back, took a chair and striked him in the head. This was enough to make him unconscious, and enough to start a tavern drunken brawl. Mugs and chairs were thrown. The bartender hidden behind a counter while drunk mercenaries were fighting.

With group, we quietly left the tavern and moved on. I looked back, and saw city guards entering the tavern. We wandered the forest for a while. It was weirdly quiet. After a few hours, we saw a village in the distance. Only ashes and corpses were left after the mad scientist attacked. We moved through the village, and saw a castle in the distance.

We entered the castle - it looked like it's inhabitants just vanished, looked like it was left in a hurry. After searching all the chambers, we found a hidden hatch to a dungeon, and entered it. It was dark. I could feel the stench of death in the air. The corridor was splitting to a few chambers, so we decided to split up - with me ordered to wait in the back for some reason.

After a good while of waiting, I heard screams coming from random parts of dungeon. I said "That's it!" and ran to closest chamber. I saw sorceress, hypnotizingly walking around a table with clothing. I took a turn to the left, and saw a pile of bones near a strange machine - it had a weird mechanical arm, that could throw you into a flesh removing blades. It quickly drawn energy, but couldn't attack me. The machines had to be powered by magic, and I was magic resistant.

There were more machines of death inside - from usual torture machines to weird objects, like a spiral with red glowing ball at the top. The spiral killed the warrior by striking him with lightning, but it haven't attacked me. I ran to the chamber with sorceress, and saw that weird man from the tavern - he was a mad scientist. I came closer to him, and then he grabbed a throwing knife and thrown it at me. I easily dodged, and when I was just about to bash his skull inside - he disappeared.

I looked at the sorceress, the hypnotizing spell was removed from her. I went closer, and then she thrown her clothes down, and we did our thing.

My god this dream is groggy and fragmented.

Anyways I cannot recall the exacting details of what was going on, the surroundings were very blurry in the beginning of the dream. I was in what felt like the basement of my own home, but it felt larger and more spacious (That or I had become smaller). The basement slowly began to mesh with a dungeon looking space.
There were a couple of dream characters leading me away from some supposed danger. We get to the 'upstairs' that looks like an open tundra, just like Skyrim. But strangely it still feels like my own home as well. A kind of crappy groggy mesh the dream had created. Furniture was scattered about, and the hills and valleys somewhat mimicked the shape of the rooms.
Some attacking army came upon us, composed entirely of archers. They unleashed a hail of arrows. (Hey I thought those dream characters were leading me away from danger, not twoards it.)
I see one of the 'helpful' dream characters take an arrow to the knee. ._.
The dream started to get much clearer, and became the interior of my house. The feeling of the meadow was gone, but the general of the army, some barbarian and a handful of his archers were still present.
Manei (My dream guide) appears next to me, and just seeing her makes me partially lucid. Also something weird, she usually has really long black hair, but it was buzzed really short in this dream. The workings of my dream guide will probably never be fully understood.
Anyways, we are ducking behind the kitchen counter and the barbarians (for whatever reason) are not merely flanking us. Manei says she can execute some spell that will take away all of the soldiers, but she has nothing to deal with the general. So she does the spell.
The barbarian general approaches. He announces that he has only one arrow, but that he will make it count. He fires it and it ricochets around the room bouncing off of several objects before flying past Lia, slicing the side of her face. It looked kind of like that scene from 300 with King Xerxes. (Hangon, I thought dream guides were supposed to be immortal and unable to be injured. I saw her get punched through a concrete roof by a giant robot and she shrugged it off like it was nothing. But an arrow, Kryptonite!)
So it is at this point she tells me that I am in factdreaming. (Oh now you tell me.) Okay, so I guess I have to fight this loser. He pulls a pair of small axes from his cuirass. I merely stand and allow him to charge me. Once he is about 10 feet away...
FUS RO DAH!
The barbarian goes flying, smashing the front door of my house. I look out the door to see him land and tumble around in the street outside my house. I am suddenly awoken.

Background:I just know that I'm send back in time for some reason

Year 1941:
I'm on a ship.A small ship just off the coast of England.The crew (and me) drops a big hook that covers the sea floor.We drag the hook for a while and suddently we hit something with it.
We start to pull the hook and we actually pull out a whole ship.It is a medium sized cruiser named "Titanik Minute".Upon seeing the Nazi Germany's flag waving on top of it I am like
"Gee ... the Jerries got here before us".

We take the ship to London.But suddently some kind of a beast (imagine the most lethal human-sized creature) escapes from the ship.I am told to chase down that beast,but first I am supposed to get to the Royal Museum to get a future weapon so I can kill that thing.

I hop inside a car and start driving towards the museum.Unfortunately I crash ... and I am late for the delivery.I am returned to the future to avoid further damage to history ... ...

Year 1966 (or somewhere else in the 60's):
A temporal paradox occures because of the "London Beast".And now I am in that same parralel world.

I am in a large park.I am in the United States of America.After realizing that I just start to walk in the park ... in few minutes I reach a small hill.There is a police garrison.

SIDE NOTE:Obviously the world is in a pretty bad shape since the police has Assault rifles and Rocket launchers for a standart issue weapon.And that the president is a small,bald midget with french accent.

Suddently from the woods some kind of gang armed with AK's launches an attack on the police.
I somehow get the idea to steal some weapons from the police
(they ran for cover when they were attacked leaving the garrison camp unguarded).

I start to pick up all sorts of weapons and ammo.When suddently my partner (from the "time agency") finds me and asks

-What the f*** are you doing !?
-Grabbing some hardware.C'mon help me carry this.

As I say this I give him some wooden planks ... and we start to run towards a little river valley.We enter a small shed,and hide the weapons and ammo there,covering them with the wooden planks.
Suddently a small fire starts in front of the shed.I thought something like that:

"Well ... when the firefighters come,they will extinguish this bush for seconds and they will find us".
Then I grabbed a molotov coctail and threw it outside in the dry grass ... "This will slow them down" I thought.

There was an old mirror inside the shed ... I accidentaly looked into it and found out ... that I am John F. Kennedy*.Yes I was Kennedy ... in 1966 ("I" am supposed to be shot 3 years ago).
And then I say something to myself (with Kennedy's voice of course)
"I have gone too far,I must surrender"

So I simly walked outside and surrendered to the fire brigade.

They took me to some kind of railway station (I realized that I haven't even been close to becoming a president).There were 5 girls ... and we were 5 boys.They told us that we will be in some sort of TV show ... a very sick and brutal show.Where the 5 "teams" made of boy&girl win simply by surviving.

I went to the nearest girl because I somehow knew she is going to make it out alive.But she punched me and told me to "Get the **** off".So I went to the only "unoccupied" gal.
She was looking qiute good actually.She was a bit short (I'm almost 2 meters tall so this is a criteria for me), with dark blond hair.Maybe looking a little bit like Keira Knightley.But just a bit ...

All of us "hugged" our partners in order to be a smaller target for the ... lets call him "The Barbarian" that came out with all kinds of maces,daggers,axes,cannonballs ... basicaly all of the medieval arsenal.
He started to prepare the throwable weapons.I looked into the girls eyes and smiled ... she responded with another smile and she wrapped her hands around my neck ... This could pass for a pretty romantic moment if we exclude the flying daggers,arrows and guts.
I heard the waving of some sort of a heavy chain.I closed my eyes and told the girl that it will be all OK ... a strong whip was heard ... then silence "Am I dead" ...

I was alive but the beautiful girl dropped dead in my hands ... I wanted to burst into a cry ... The president was on a big TV screen grinning ... and then my poor brain decided that thats enough ...**
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False awakening
I was in my bed ... I did everything as I would usually do.
I sitted in front of the computer and called a friend on Skype ... nothing strange until I saw some guys climbing walls like spiders.I didn't payed any attention and continiued to listen to the dream my friend was telling me.***
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End of dream

*-How many of you can brag around that they have been J.F.Kennedy .

**-I am sure that I fell in love in that girl ... off to the corresponding thread.

***-Unfortunately,it didnt had anything to do with his REAL dream.

I remember a lot this time. When I woke up most of it was gone but I had a few minutes to fish around and remembered a lot more. I had the alarm a bit later that usual and I remember waking up when the alarm should have rung and going to sleep again, continuing the same dream. Usually I wake up at the same time every morning. This might be useful later.

I also decided to wake up 15 minutes before the alarm and that also worked.


Rating a Knife

I was on a trip to a forest somewhere far away. There were two cabins. In the other cabin someone had tried to light up a portable stove, but had left the kerosene bottle open and the gas had exploded, burning some hair. I had my own kerosene bottle and poured some to the stove. I didn't light it yet, though.

I returned to my own cabin. I was rating the knives I had used during the trip. The ratings would then go on the internet. There was one I hadn't used, it had been lost when I asked for it. The owner said that it was in a really bad shape. He gave the knife to me and it had no handle. I went outside and tried slicing wood with it by hitting it with a piece of wood. It worked really well and I though that it actually was a pretty good chisel. I remember that the slices look almost too perfect. The owner came out and I told him that it was a good chisel.

We were on a bus, leaving. I was standing near the front of the bus listening to someone give instructions. She told us that the weather was different than when we had left. It was raining.

I wen't home and was alone there. I thought about going to get some candy but it was too late, it was dark outside.

The Barbarian Invasion

I was still at home but I was thinking about some game where I attacked a walled city with bats. I couldn't get in the city but the walls were breaking. I was commanding the troops attacking the city from a third person point of view, but aware that I was in my home at the same time (in the dream home).

There was a news report about the city. A clan of barbarians had attacked and destroyed the walls. This was a normal dynamic, the people in the city build walls and the barbarians destroyed them. They didn't wand to go inside because that would risk war, but they would ride around the boundary and yell nasty things. There was some ethnic minority in the city that the barbarians wanted dead and if they saw one of those people they would throw spears and such.

I was now in the city, in first person, and was yelling back at the barbarians. I took a rock and threw it at one of them. It turned out to be their leader, and I hit him in the head. He crossed the border to come look at me. I tried not to look scared, but he was on horseback and looked huge.

I was at Emerald's place, but it looks strange. House. They/We were cooking food. Border. Taste. Trials. Failure rate vs. success. Bomb. 1010. Mom. Facebook. Slide. Luge.

Barbarian town theme. I was in the Stronghold hold. We were under siege by a few creatures. I/Sorcerer attacked by throwing "gas" at the enemy, but it fell on the allied creatures below me. I tried again and lit the gas.

2nd dream:

I was on a mountain. Me and another person fell, and we were running down the mountain/cliff. Rocks are falling all around us. We landed safely, but there are still rocks falling around us.

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