lucid

Was gong to some ski town with Leo. It was large and snowy and for some reason everyone was stressed and pissed off. Leo and I snuck to the top of the line and Leo stole extra tokens from the people that worked there. We went inside and everyone was angry. This fat woman yelled at me from across the hall. I lost it and ran at her and threw her food everywhere and threw her or of the *building. I knew she was dangerous so I went to hide. There was a room where everyone was doing small gymnastics and I joind them doing handstands *eventually the woman came in and. Jumped into a handstand so she wouldn't recognize me. She did and came for me. I was upside down and too vulnerable so I went back I time and his when she came in. She was harassing the others so I came out. We went to another room where I killed her. Some music came on. All was well. *

Was laying in bed. I heard the fan on and noticed a weird vibration in my head. I knew it was time to shift. My eyes were closed and there was only black so I knew it would take some effort. I imagined getting up and walking into the hall. Images started appearing. I heard Kara's voice trying to help me shift. I was frantically touching the walls. For a second a full image appeared and I was in. Then it faded and I was in full blackness again. I tried for what felt like forever and finally gave up. It was a good try.*

Random memory's of breaking the chalk board because some friend of Kara's drew over my eye. Walking to get a towel. Being outside and slipping on the mud. They ruined my new shoes and I got pissed. I put caution tape all over the mud. I washed my shoes and got all wet and went inside. I wondered why I wasn't cold. *

Dream Journal- night of 12.17.11 - One successful WBTB attempt after 5.5 hours, was up for about 10-15 minutes

Connected the new 22" monitor that dad

gave me to my computer, but for some reason

it was an iMac, and the Microsoft Word

software was outdated and weird.. Also, this

was in our old house I haven't lived in for 4 years, and the sound

from the computer came out of the playroom

instead of my room. The monitor was banged

up, not new at all.

Had an epic sword battle with some evil king

(i knew he was evil, don't know why) and he

looked like the dad god from Thor. Stabbed

him several times, deflected lasers he shot at

me, it was freakin crazy...

At some point I was in our old house's backyard

and pissed off a guy living at what used to be

Ms. Vicki's house because we throw tomatoes

at it or something... My little cousin

was in our old playhouse, saying he was

getting too big for it.

Hung out with my cousins D and T.... what we all did is really fuzzy, can't remember.

I had one Lucid Dream that night, but I don't want to share it. Rest assured it was short, but awesome.

12/18/11

NON-LUCID
LUCID
SEMI-LUCID


Told myself that I will have a lucid dream tonight, and turns out it was a pretty effective MILD (that rarely works since I half-ass the mantras most of the time) (led to a decent dream that looked just like reality).

Dream 1:

I was in a store and was trying to find something to eat. I see a box of brownies I could buy, but it seemed that it was messed up and looked like a greased up and used up pizza box. I look for other items as well, but then I gave up since they all looked like crap.





Then the dream changes to where I have to wait in line because I stayed late at night for something, couldn’t remember what. There was some Asian lady maybe in her late twenties asking us to sign in a list with our name. Then when it comes for me to sign, I think she got my name wrong, but I corrected it and wrote my full name.




Dream 2:

A girl I knew in my Cypress Lakes High School tennis team (let’s call her M) was with me at some lunch table apparently. There was this guy next to us who wasn’t really bright at all. In the end, the girl writes on my Facebook wall on what she thinks about “our” child.

WTF?

Anyway, a random friend of hers goes joins the conversation. They talk about something random. Then another random girl texts me, (I think she was blonde) asking if she saw me with a group of people.


I’m back at the lunch table, but with different DCs. I think the point of this part of the dream was for the girl who was blonde to show me what she meant if she saw me. Apparently she sat with a group of people at a lunch table, and she was showing her breasts to them. (Yeah I don't even want to show a picture that's going to help me associate with that)



I thought she was just a complete slut, but zooming in on her face, she was hiding something, I just couldn’t tell what. Then more guys started to form around her, and I couldn’t see her anymore, but I saw one of the guys trying to grope her breasts. I couldn’t remember what I did in the dream after that, but I think I’m in another scenario.

Same lunch table, different DCs, some guy was trying to flirt with a girl. But apparently she rejected him. He wasn’t really handsome or anything, below average (not to be conceited, it was just plain obvious this guy was a reject) to any girl’s eyes.

He wore a red shirt and black punk-ish biker pants with some straps to them I think.




Couldn’t remember much after that.

Dream 3:

I’m watching people participate in a race, it was bright as day. It was so random, (because I knew I still didn’t get enough Non REM sleep as yet), but basically there was this racer who was in the lead, but got trapped somewhere, so the one behind him took the lead.

Then the same racer who got stuck decided to make an effort to make a final dash, and that racer was me. I screamed and exerted as much force as I could, and I could tell I wouldn’t be able to catch up because there was some interface right smack dab in my field of view.

Dream scenario changes, it’s probably late afternoon, and I’m in a different race, but it wasn’t just for running, you could use any kind of vehicle you want because these two people wearing brown winter jackets and brown pants were riding motorcycles or motor scooters. (I swear it was that girl from Fooly Cool, no wonder she was winning the race...she's CRAZY!!)



Some Asian DC guy who was small showed me the shortcuts of the race, which explained why he appeared ahead of the same people riding the scooters. When he showed me a shortcut that I didn’t really find to be a short cut, things started getting weird.


(just adding this so I can make an association quickly when I glance over this some time in the future)


It turns to night, and I’m going on top of a building because there’s a slanted area on the side to get there with ease. I peek over to see what was on the bottom of the other side, and apparently it was this state trooper cop who was trying to shoot me.




But I immediately dodge it and hide on the same slant I got on top of.

I jump down and find a gun.

It looked like the old school pistol with a fancy brownish coating to the part you used your hand to hold the bottom part of the gun and had a thin medium for the bullet to go through.I decided to jump on the side and see what the hell was going on, then I see a random pistol in the water. (I'm not that cognizant of parts of a gun, so I apologize for that).




I shake the gun a little bit because it was in water, and there was no ammo because I tried shooting it. As I’m trying to find where the heck to go, I see these dudes in front of me in a van get out and go my direction.




I decided to go up to one of them and use my gun to my advantage to ask them where the hell I am this late at night. When I stuck up one of them (I don’t know how, but I somehow instantly put the gun on the guy’s back to where if he didn’t answer, I could shoot him in the heart).

(Even though I had a gun, it had no bullets, so it was basically a "form my finger into a gun within a jacket and hope they fall for it" kind of moment, but with a gun, with no bullets...kind of freaking out at this point because I'm worried on how the DC would react, since they HAVE weapons LOADED).

Something felt very weird that moment, as if it was some reflex I developed, probably because I had a gun, I felt more secure, despite me knowing there were no bullets left. When I pointed the gun at his back, he complied with what I was saying and kept walking like normal. He said to his partner to the right who wasn’t paying attention, “Hey I think we got a problem here.”



From that moment, I thought, “Why am I trying to stick this guy up?” So I pulled back before the other guy noticed, so I assume they just kept going forward. As I turn back I see a guy on my right (which would’ve been my left if I didn’t turn back mind you) who was coming out of a vehicle.

He didn’t see me, and I think he was pulling out a weapon to help the guy that I was sticking up. It looked like a shotgun of some kind, because it took some effort on his part to throw it somewhere.

Then I see a black dude with a black durag. I think he was wearing a dark blue shirt and black pants. He looked at me as if he wanted to do something to me, but I wasn’t scared surprisingly.




I just glanced at him and see his earnest and almost threatening demeanor, but he kept going forward following the rest of the DCs.

Then I saw something wrong, obviously these two were trying to do something. The same black guy was holding some beer bottles with paper stuck on top of it, so I assumed it was a Molotov or whatever you call it.



Once they distanced themselves from me, I decided to have a barrel of gasoline with me (yay me for suddenly turning into a psychopath in this dream!)



My reactions to this dream were pretty much me being scared at those things I was planning to do to the DCs. I use the barrel of gasoline or something that looked like it had gasoline in it, threw it over near the black guy, and set it on fire with a match I think.



(If you look at the end of the video where Sasuke is looking at the fire, yeah, that I was basically me being excited for a few seconds (I was a bit too excited)...


The first thing that popped in my mind was to RUN RUN RUN!



I didn’t look behind or anything, I ran as fast as I could. Then I decided to be like Ada Wong from Resident evil 4 and start spamming the grapple gun!

I see a vehicle in front of me going my direction, so instead of running I aimed at it and shot the gun.




It shot pretty bloody fast, and once it got a good grasp, I pressed the button and enjoyed the ride. I think this helped me teleport to a different scenario.

Dream 4:

In this dream, I still had thoughts from the last dream, when I grappled the vehicle in going away from me, I can see an image of Ada Wong smiling, as if she was impressed that I did what she would most likely do if she set herself up to get killed.



I’m on the floor in some school, mostly likely Cypress Lakes High School because the walls had red and white and some silver to them. I think I was using my arms to head-lock someone, but I let go and they suddenly disappear.

I couldn’t remember what went on when I was head-locking (I think), but I became lucid.

I’m walking slowly, not getting excited. I see a few random DCs passing by me, and I spot this black girl who looked pretty cute. And she was in blue shorts and a brown shirt. I asked her if she wants to come my way, and I think an emerging quality came out of me, I think I flirted with her for like 3 seconds!

I sat down on the floor with her, and looked more and more into the environment I was in. I felt the dream was going to be stable, as long as I didn’t cross my eyes like crazy to wake myself up in the last lucid I had where I had developed a slight god complex.

Anyway, back to the dream. I’m focusing more on the surroundings, and I see this door to the right of me open. There were two DCs, one was a guy who looked really ugly to me, and a girl who looked ugly as well.

I was pretty cocky in this dream, usually in real life, I repressed those urges to compare people and just focused on myself, because it created unnecessary stress.

Deep down, I was cognizant that these DCs were projections of myself, so naturally I ask the guy if he wanted to go with the girl that was in the locker room with him.

I shook his hand in my attempt to be respectful, but I still sustained that judgmental facade behind me. I asked the girl who was in the room if she wanted to go with the guy, but she said that she wanted to be with me.

I just didn’t know how to react, I felt flattered really that a random DC didn’t just accept what I predicted it to say, which was “YES.”

But no, this DC decided reject my assumption, I felt shocked in a way, and then the guy walked away. I couldn’t tell if it was from disappointment or just because of the girl DC’s response in not wanting to go with him that he became nothing to me.

Then another DC who was a girl back in my direction, she wore a red dress outfit like she was going to Tango or something!

She was beautiful, at least in my eyes, and she looked really familiar (let’s call her E). She was Hispanic, and had black and long hair.

She looked like she wanted to come up to me because she had some interest in her eyes. I asked her if she wanted to sit with me, and she did, but before I could talk to the two girls (not the ugly girl who said no to me mind you), my eyes crossed, I had the feeling of waking up again.

I tried to retain my lucidity, but I woke up.


Dream 5:

This dream was short.

I’m in High School, and I go into a random classroom, and it appears to be the room where I had my Chemistry teacher in Mayde Creek High School. I just assumed it was my Chemistry teacher since parts of it matched the real one, but at the same time, it resembled my Biology Class in Cypress Lakes when I was a sophomore.
I see a few random DCs, but the one closest to me resembled a person who was on the tennis I was part of in Mayde Creek High School. Let’s call him “J.”

“J” looked as if he was trying to avoid me, and in waking life (I’ll give you some insight of him so you can know why I think he reacted weirdly in the dream)…. I don’t think he really thought of me as a friend since I never gave two shits about his being.

I thought he was complete and utter amphibian shit because he looked so pathetic, I would sublimate my rage against him while still maintaining a blank façade. It was like being violent but doing so non-violently. I would be helpful to him at times, but his incompetence really irritated me, I wondered if he was going to be anybody in the future, just some idiot.

What amazes me is people like him (please forgive me if I’m going too much into detail of my “violent non-violent hatred of him”) expect to do well, and still not work hard to get what they want. My interpretation of him is obviously narrow-minded. I can’t explain, but I can’t ignore it, I just HATED his EXISISTENCE. But that was before I got over it and just thought of him as another person we all have to accept and forget. Now, let’s go back to the dream.

“J” pretended he didn’t see me, or at least that’s what I wanted to think he was doing because of the complicated hatred and general respect I try to give to everyone, and yet still inverting into…whatever….

Yeah, so I ignore him and go up to my Chemistry teacher. She was talking to another student, so I patiently waited, when the girl was done talking, I go up to my teacher, but someone enters the class and wanted to say something to her.

But I quickly told my teacher that I would be moving somewhere and I was glad to have her as my Chemistry teacher. I honestly couldn’t remember her face, but it really felt like I was shaking hands with her.

That’s all.

I'm walking down the left bank of a river which has two thin trails on either side. Its night and I am walking uphill and upstream, the river is fast moving. A boat goes down the river, then a helicopter (flying of course), and then another smaller boat. The helicopter is one of those longer military helicopters. When the last boat goes down the river it comes to a T-section and turns left (my right) and then hits directly into another, bigger boat at which point I realize how ridiculous this whole situation is and realize it is a dream.
Immediately I try to make it brighter because it is really dark and honestly I'm scared of what might happen in a dark lucid dream. I can't seem to get it to work like I have in the past so I change dream scenes, I think I closed my eyes and opened them again but I can't quite remember how. Out of the next two dream scenes one of them was in my room, in each dream scene I was unable to make it brighter and then eventually woke up.

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of random dreams last night, had a beer or two and didn't expect to dream much really but I did! Even got lucid twice which was such a relief. Hadn't had a proper one in a while.

02.00: Sleep

11.30: Dreams and fragments
*I'm in a warehouse, it's a couple of meters across but seems to go on forever. I see Stewie and Brian from "Family Guy" on a red rocket. They take off into the air and disappear. 'Awesome, I want to make a rocket too and do that.' I look around for rocket parts but only find a fire that has almost gone out. There's white coals everywhere and I figure they must have heated a water tank over that then using the pressure to make the rocket fly. I walk around the warehouse and people start showing up.

I spot a few boxes with different screws in them. It's a big mess and I decide to organize things a bit. 'Hold on, I bet I could get paid to do this.' I look for the manager and find him, he's an old man with a cane. "Hey, how about I do some work for you and you give me hundred crowns?" I ask him. He just laughs at me and tells me he can't. "Okay, then I won't help you clean that mess" I tell him. He doesn't seem to mind and starts walking. I follow him and we exit the warehouse. The landscape is pretty amazing and the colours are bright.

It looks like we ended up in a cartoon world. A graveyard appears ahead but all of a sudden these weird, green, ghost-slimes appear from the ground. The old man's cane gets stuck in one and he can't get it loose. "Come on" I say and grab his arm. The slimes appear all around us and soon we can't even walk. I active my light super power and they can't touch us for ten seconds. I run as fast as I can to get away from the graveyard but when only a few seconds are left I realise I won't make it.

*I enter a door to taekwondo practice. A black belt I haven't seen before is there and I bow to show him my respect. A couple of white belts arrive and I start drinking water. Apparently it's graduation day and I'm going to teach some of them some moves. I realise I haven't been practicing for a very long time and has forgotten most of it.

*I'm with some friends at a Chinese restaurant. They start going into the kitchen and I yell to them to get out of there. I ask Felix what he's getting and he points at a pot on the table. I look inside and it's full of rice and vegetables. I decide to get the same.

*I realise I'm dreaming and touch the shovel I'm holding to stabilise. My legs feel funny and I'm in a dim lit room. The dream starts to collapse and I black out.

11.30: Arigato goshaei mashtah! DILD
I'm lucid from the start but it starts off in a funny way. I don't know why but all my friends are getting a dream each, with a special theme that they will love. It's my friend G's turn and I know he loves sushi, so we're going to a sushi restaurant. We're in the poorer part of a town and up ahead over a small bridge is a shack which I know is a Japanese place. G's sister is standing by the door. "You can't come in yet" she tells us and tries to close it. "I don't care, this is a dream" I say and squeeze through a hole in the door. "Goshaei mashtah!" I say out loud.

I sit down next to a Japense guy eating rice and shrimp. I grab the shrimp and eat it, it tastes great. I start goofing around, talking home made Japanese while eating his food. He gives me an angry look but I flick the chop sticks with a Bruce Lee "HOOOOO" and one gets stuck in his eye. He doesn't seem to be hurt though and I ignore him. My brother and G takes a seat and I eat some more rice. A waiter shows up with a beer. "Do you want to drink endless amounts of beer?" my brother asks me. "I'm not wasting a dream drinking beer" I tell him. "One of the longest lucids I've had in a while and you want me to waste it just like that?"

I look down at the table and there's a pie there with purple blueberries and custard. "Awesome!" I say and grab the plate. I finish the pie and touch the swirling patterns on the plate to enhance my sense of touch, stabilising the deram a bit. I get up and head into the kitchen where I found my mom. A group of girls are having dinner by the table, my sister is there too. I talk to my mom for a while but I can't remember what. "Oh well it doesn't matter because this is a dream anyways" I say. I walk up to the table with the girls. I grab a blonde one with her back to me and pull her to her feet. "No wait, he's not going to, oh yes he is" my sister says as I pull down the blonde girl's pants. She's got a pretty revealing, black, sexy outfit.

Spoiler for 18+:

I take off her panties and she bends over. The view is amazing but I remember not to focus too much. I go down on her from behind while looking at the wall to remain rooted in the dream. After a while I pull down my own pants but the dream fades quickly.

11.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9½ hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! A couple of points for the competition the day it ends. This Friday I'm going for a proper WBTB with some G+C. We'll see how it goes.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

Animus' Dream

1) Superhero dream. I can fly, and the city is in a war between heroes and villains. I tackle someone dressed up in a costume, but it turns out to be a friend and a fellow hero. Looks kinda like the Green Lantern, but with a black, V-shaped mask around his eyes. (Which is interesting considering he wears a shirt with the green lantern symbol all the time) Somewhat disillusioned with the war and the constant struggle of fighting.

2) The night before, I wrote out what my dream self was armed with. Two swords, 6 throwing daggers, and a pair of heavy revolvers, with a brown trench coat and a black fedora to top it off. In a dream I grabbed at where one of the swords should have been, but nothing was there...

3) Urban setting? It's been too long since I woke up to remember...

1) Superhero dream. I can fly, and the city is in a war between heroes and villains. I tackle someone dressed up in a costume, but it turns out to be a friend and a fellow hero. Looks kinda like the Green Lantern, but with a black, V-shaped mask around his eyes. (Which is interesting considering he wears a shirt with the green lantern symbol all the time) Somewhat disillusioned with the war and the constant struggle of fighting.

2) The night before, I wrote out what my dream self was armed with. Two swords, 6 throwing daggers, and a pair of heavy revolvers, with a brown trench coat and a black fedora to top it off. In a dream I grabbed at where one of the swords should have been, but nothing was there...

3) Urban setting? It's been too long since I woke up to remember...

DreamLucidAwake

My Neighborhood

I was in my old room from when I used to live in Loudonville. It was the middle of the night and I was preparing for bed. Nothing too interesting happened except for how real it felt and I thought I was being watched. I would slowly walk to my bedroom door a couple times and peer out. It almost felt like there was someone just standing at the door watching. I just ignored it and went to sleep.

When I woke up I was in a dimly lit room similar to the last one. The difference was I had a wood floor (real splintery wood), everything was a mess, and a few things were broken. I had to sneeze and I reached over to grab a tissue. I held it to my nose and sneeze, then tried breathing in with it pressed to my nose. I could breathe clearly and I realized I could only do that if I was dreaming. I felt the air around me to make sure I was dreaming.

I was very calm in this dream and I didn't feel the urge to blast everything to pieces. I remembered I wanted to go to Korthos and tried using the dream spin technique. I'm not sure why I did that when I know how to create portals. It failed at making me teleport, but it made my dream more vivid and lucid. I decided to just walk out the door and see where it would take me. It brought me to a dark cold room made of stone. There were a couple small windows, a half broken door to the left, and another bedroom door to the front. I decided to keep going straight. I came to a similar room except the walls were cracked, a window was broken, and the door to the left wasn't even on its hinges anymore. I tried going straight a couple more times, and each time I saw the same room with a little more damage.

Then I finally stopped and thought about it. "Screw it. This is just going to go on forever." I thought. So I decided to try the left this time. I moved the broken door out of the way and could see the bright daylight. I smiled as I saw multiple houses lined down the street and many people outside enjoying themselves. This was a little new to me because I'm used to living in the middle of nowhere.

I walked out into my front yard to find a man casually chainsawing the hell out of my tree. I decided to try talking to him to see what he had to say. "Hi." I said. He stopped chainsawing my tree for a moment and looked at me strange. "Ok, bye." I said backing away from him. I decided I didn't want to say anything that might make that DC mad since he had a chainsaw. So I just let him go back to randomly chainsawing parts of my tree even though I liked that tree.

A mail man then walked up my drive way and I thought I could talk to him. I tried saying hi again, but he just stared at me with surprised look on his face. Maybe he was afraid that I was going to blow him up. I figured it would be hopeless, so I just walked by him. I then started walking down the road to find something interesting.

For some reason there is a large memory gap here, but I remember being on a highway full of parked vehicles. I was just running around and jumping on vehicles like it was an obstacle course. I eventually came across an ice cream truck. I couldn't resist driving it around in circles with the music playing. It made my day, but I woke up not long after.

Tribal Warfare; Pinkie Surprise

This dream started with me in the same room that I became lucid in the last dream. I instantly recognized that and did a nose reality check to confirm that I was dreaming. I also did the spin technique just to make my dream more vivid. I walked through the bedroom door like before. This time I decided to take a left from the start so I wouldn't waste time going straight. When I moved the door out of the way I was in the middle of a field near a mansion.

I then heard battle cries from behind me and I slowly turned around. There were a hundred little tribal people with green hair, masks, and spears. I talked to them and heard that they were about to lay seige to the mansion. I also befriended one named Mike, but I can't remember many details. I did tell them which side they should attack from and what formation they should use. I was just trying to be helpful.

They all got in formation and moved to position. The warriors then charged towards the mansion from the left at full speeds. People who were having a party at the mansion started to panic and scatter in all directions. As they got close to the mansion's door, a huge wall of flames surrounded the building. All the tribal people were lit on fire and killed except for a few survivors. I casually walked over towards the mansion as the flames died out and the people calmed themselves. I was enjoying it all because I knew it was just a dream and nothing serious.

I was still curious as to what happened to Mike. I tried digging through some of the loose dirt on the ground from the battle. Instead of Mike, I found a very large stone floor beneath me. The floor was made of huge Mayan hieroglyphics. I didn't care, and I still wanted to know if Mike was alive or not.
"Have you seen Mike?" I asked a girl sitting on stone steps in front of me.
"What are those symbols on the ground?" She asked while ignoring my question.
"Something Mayan related. Is Mike still alive?" I asked her again.
"What does that picture on the ground mean?" She said pointing to a spot on the ground. I looked to where she was pointing and noticed it looked like a man with a mustache. "It means the Mayans invented Pringles." I said jokingly. "Now tell me where the survivors are." I demanded.
"What survivors?" she said laughing.
I started to pretend to cry and said, "No! My one and only dream friend dead!"
"Oh your friend Mike is over there standing by the other 3 survivors." She finally stated.

My memory is kind of weak for the rest of the dream. I walked over to a group of tribesmen who were just sitting around relaxing. We talked about how the invasion failed what went wrong. We also walked around finding some Mayan statues and other stuff. I think we went into the forest and saw some "spicy trolls" attack an elf. They turned into hot sauce and melted the elf like lava.

The next thing I remember is driving around Ponyville with Mike in a whacky looking car that was most likely invented by Dr. Seuss. I also remember that I was no longer human but a black pony again. By this point things have suddenly become less vivid and obviously more cartoony. My cell phone started to vibrate and I answered it. The left half of my vision was then covered by a pannel of Pinkie Pie. She was in a bird costume and making angry buzzing noises into the phone. "Okay..." I said and ended the call. This repeated again.
"Hello?" I answered into the phone.
"Bzzzzzz!" Was all I got.
"Bye." I said and ended the call again.

I sat there confused for a moment and tried to figure out what was happening. The phone vibrated again.
"Hi Pinkie Pie." I answered."
"Bzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzz! Bzzz Bzzz!" She responded angerly.

I hung up the phone and proceeded to bang my head repeatedly against the side of the car. I now have a reason for killing dream characters all the time. The vibrated once more.
"Hello again Pinkie."
"Bzzzzzz!"
"I know you're mad about the tribes people dying, but it wasn't my fault!" I tried to explain to her.
"Bzzz!" Was her response.
"Once I find you you're gonna-" I stopped and looked up to see a bunch of balloons, cake, and confetti.

A bunch of ponies jumped up and yelled "Surprise!" and cheered. "Okay, 'surprise' for what?" I asked as I closed the cell phone.
"It's a party for your lucid dream, silly!" Pinkie Pie said cheerfully.
"Sure, why not." I said half talking to my dream itself.

So the pony party commenced and we had a lot of fun. Once again, I ate dream cake and it was the best ever as usual. Sadly the dream faded away as the party went on.

Let's Fly to Puppet Land

I really can't remember the beginning of this dream. The last thing I remember is I was in my grandmother's hallway. I suddenly started puking a sand/dirt substance which is unfortunately one of my dream signs. I didn't even need to do a reality check because the second I start puking sand in real life I might as well be dead. I walked into a bedroom and used the spin technique to stabilize the dream. I then sat on the bed and questioned what I could do with this dream.

I looked out the bedroom window and saw my sister's car pull into the drive way. I then looked at the bed and bounced on it a little. I also noticed a large pile of random junk sitting in the corner of the room. Suddenly I had an idea. I would recruit my sister and her friends to build a magic flying bed!

I ran outside to meet my sister. She got out of the car with her boyfriend and some random naked dream character. "Okay, you three are going to help me build a flying bed. We don't have time to argue about it so lets just go!" I explained to them excitedly. I then ran back inside to the bedroom to get started.

First we pulled out a large pile of old rusted metal springs. I used telekinesis to mend them together. My sister's boyfriend then placed a matress on top of the springs and the naked dream character placed a gym mat on top. Well all then climbed up there, held hands, and sang a song as I enchanted the bed. Really messed up stuff.

So then the bed starts to levitate and crash through the ceiling. I pointed towards a mountain range off in the distance and the bed took us there like a flying carpet. As we flew through the snowy mountains, we came across giant dancing puppets. They were almost as big as the mountains and I have no idea who was controlling them. The dream started to fade after this, but it was some pretty fun stuff.

Tetris Effect

As a result of playing stronghold crusader for a few house in the afternoon, all my dreams except the lucids were about crusader. The tetris effect is where you do so much of an activity during the day that you dream about it. So sadly I spent most of my time watching little virtual archers shoot flaming arrows at little virtual spearmen. That's really all that happened. I was only viewing gameplay.

End

I suddenly love the dream world again. Not all dreams are out to kill me after all.

12/17/11

Oblivion: The Escape
I am in prison. I look around to see where I am. I have no memory of how I got to be there or where I actually am. I finally decide I am in a video game, I am playing Oblivion. Awesome! And it's so realistic. The asshole across the hall starts calling me a harlot or something, and I tell him to shut the fuck up unless he can come over here and say it to my face. He keeps talking, saying I wouldn't be talking like that if there weren't bars between us. I ignore him until I hear him say the guards are coming for me, then I look out again and see the emperor and the blades coming into the dungeon. I get back from the door and wait for them to enter. The emperor comes over to me and says he knows me from a dream. Ooo… sounds kinky… he just gives me a strange look. Then he says today is the day the stars foretold. At the urging of the blades, they leave through a secret passage in my cell. I go back to the cell door and tell the asshole across the hall that I'll be going now, maybe we can meet up for a drink… oh, wait! You didn't get a secret passage opening in your cell, well it sucks to be you!

I follow the secret passage and I reach the next chamber just a couple seconds too late. The emperor and the blades have just disappeared through a door, which is now locked. Apparently they locked it behind them. One of the blades is dead in the room, along with a few cloaked figures. I find a sword there which I take. As I had expected, two very large rats attack me from a collapsed wall, we're talking rats the size of an English Mastiff or a Great Dane. I kill the rats with the sword and then head into the caves beyond the collapsed wall. I find some treasure chests and a skeleton with old leather armor. I take the armor as well as a few lockpicks and some gold I find in the chests. I also find a bow and arrows. I snipe a giant rat in the next room with an arrow before it is even aware of my presence. I continue along the passages, there are more treasure chests, some of which are locked so I pick the locks… I find a zombie eating the flesh off of a dead rat. Apparently deciding I look tastier, the zombie comes at me. I throw fireballs at the zombie and it is incinerated. No body left behind? Where is the mort flesh? Oh, well. A couple chambers later I meet my first goblin who I also take out with an arrow.

After a bit more wandering in the caves I find another collapsed wall that leads back to the castle dungeons. I find the emperor and the blades there, resting up a bit after a fight. The two remaining blades want to kill me, saying I might be working with the enemy. The emperor orders them to stand down. I chat with the emperor for a bit, he seems very certain that he is not going to get out of here alive. I stay with them for now, following them through a few more chambers in the dungeons. I snipe a couple of attackers from the shadows where they lie in wait. We soon come to the last chamber where I know the emperor will get killed, he knows it, too. He gives me the amulet of kings just before he is attacked.

I find I can move this time, though! It's not a cut scene, I can attack the asshole! I attack the asshole attacking the emperor and fight him sword to sword. After a short fight I win. I turn back to the emperor and I see a second attacker standing over the emperor's dead body. Damn… I have never seen a second one! Baurus comes in and says he has failed, then asks about the amulet of kings. I tell him what the emperor said about Jauffre and the one remaining heir. He says to take the amulet and go, so I head into the sewers. I snipe a couple more trolls and rats. I soon find my way out of the sewers and into the wilderness outside of Imperial City. I head straight into the city where I am able to sell a lot of the crap I collected for gold and then get a room for the night. I figure it is a good time to save the game, so I do so and lie down on the bed and fall asleep.

I was looking down at a platform that looked like a model runway. Two large, white, robotic shoes walked onto it. The camera of my view panned up, and the shoes belonged to a female Stormtrooper-esque robot. At this point I was semi-lucid and knew I had some control. I became the robot, knew I could do anything, and played a first-person-shooter, killing terrified humans around me.

Next dream fragment:

I "woke up" from being a Stormstrooper and was with my husband in bed in an ultra-modern Japanese-style futuristic house. I saw that his friend was there with us, who I had not met, and I was embarrassed because I was in my pyjamas. I said I needed to change, but didn't want to cross the room and interact with my husband's friend before I was dressed. My husband said she wouldn't mind if I just dressed there… I took off my clothes in front of her, and then walked across the room (not sure why).

Clutching my pyjamas and naked, I went to a small, enclosed room which had water on the ground up to one foot. I looked up and saw a bird trapped into the room, and then looked down and saw three goldfish. I called out to my husband, asking him if he knew there was a bird and fish in our house. Then I saw the pig, also in our house, but which I knew about. I opened the window so the bird could escape.

Later, I was walking outside our futuristic house, and it was covered in snow. I was detached from my body, watching a mother and child play in a snowy meadow. A gigantic boar with colored patches on it came up to them, but was friendly. I thought to myself that the woman and child are assuming that I am that bore, because I am a shapeshifter.

I walked back to the house. The going is snowy and tough through the woods, but the sidewalk by the house's door has been painstakingly shoveled.

Next dream fragment:

The people in the snowy Japanese house previously were my husband, my husband's friend, the mysterious woman and child, and myself. Now there is a young woman there. She isn't a pop singer, but she's an actress playing a pop singer in an upcoming movie. In the movie, some role is being filled by Beyonce playing herself, which upsets the first pop star's character. The two were apparently great friends once, even getting a tattoo of the others' hand on their own hand, but had a falling out since.

The only part of these were I was in control was originally, as a robot. Other than that I was watching or participating.

Note: This was after going back to sleep after waking up on Saturday morning.

Vicious's Dream

I'm in school, it looked usual except for the fact that it was night (a dream sign of mine) so it got me to do perform an RC and i got lucid.
I got up to two friends of mine and told them to remember this (hoping i was dream sharing ) afterwards I started sprinting really fast through the halls of my school and jumped outside to a road, the road was long,dark and had stone walls on both edges, behind those walls were insanely huge pine trees on both sides, hiding the skies.
I just kept going straight on the road until i noticed it was day and i saw a huge open grass field with a small house in the middle.
and then i guess i woke up

12/16/11

I was brushing my teeth and I got a phone call from my Dad and he told me that Lady Gaga was coming over in an hour(I seriously love her...). I screamed and called my sister and told her to come over too. When LG showed up she came with another guy(who later disappears or leaves) and walked into my room casually, like she had been over before. As soon as she did, my room grew and I became lucid. She laid on my bed on her stomach and looked out my window and asked me if I wanted to have a photo shoot. I immediately said yes (who wouldn't want to have a personal photo shoot with the biggest female pop star of all time??!!). She started making calls on her phone and I went downstairs for some water. When I came to my back to my room (which grew even bigger since I left!) she asked if I was ready and I said "no not really.." and kinda just stood there lol. She gave me a loose white indian- looking shirt with colorful beads on neck and a pair of shorts and told me to wear it. So I did. My hair was down, straight, and boring but she told me not to touch it because it looked "brilliant". lol trust me though, it didn't. But whatever.

When we got to the photo shoot, aka my garage?!, there were lights set up and my sister was there with her camera. She started taking pictures of me, and then continued taking picture of LG. Then she took pictures of the both of us. We posed and made silly faces while LG dressed into a dozen of different outfits, only taking seconds in between changing. Suddenly out of nowhere, she started singing at the top of her lungs and I felt strange like I was going to faint (because she sounded that amazing). Seeing her belt "Born this Way" in the middle of MY garage was awe-inspiring, ...like seriously woah.. Then we began skating around my garage without skates. We were barefooted and just glided across the floor, dancing and twirling. It was so much fun I swear it felt like we did that forever. We were singing to each other and making up dances all while skating around my personal garage/photoshoot/skate rink. My sister kept snapping picture after picture.

My phone kept going off and I kept getting messages but I ignored them. I found my phone to be completely irritating and threw it on the ground, shattering it into tiny pieces. Then LG said we were going on a trip. She said that she wanted to sunbathe with me and listen to my stories, and that she also wanted me to make her laugh. We came to a beach, and there was a row of people in body suits with their heads sticking out close to the shore. LG said "Are you ready to surf?!" I said I didn't know how to surf and that we didn't have surf boards. She said we don't need surfboards then jumped on one of the mens back (like a surfboard) and he took off as she kept balanced. I tried to do the same but kept falling and lady gaga said I made her laugh so it was time to go back. Then I woke up.

BAD. ASS. DREAM.

This is a new and scary way of having a lucid dream.

All a can remember before knowing it was a dream is that I was with a friend and having really bad luck, and in a moment my bag fell in the middle of a highway and a lot of cars and trucks and i say that it was enough and that it was a dream. I walked inside a side little restaurant, take piece of a cake (i allways eat in lucid dreams, i kinda like the taste of things inside them) and all the pepople inside started looking at me in a very weird way. I asked whattt???? and i went out of the restaurant. when i closed the door someone inside. A guy a bit old stoped me and said I am a Heart but i coudn't listen him well. he said it again, and other two times until i heard the heart part. But I just knew it wasant exactly my heart, it was more like....other operson heart, Luisa.
here is the big thing: I am called Luisa, but i prefer the nickname Lin, and i have a big big big inner world, with facts characters, all like a very big giant universe in another dimension.

Asi que le dije que lo queria mucho, al comienzo le parecio raro, pero me recibio el abrazo. De la misma forma me dijo que teniamos que hablar, asi que lo guie por la puerta a un portico nevado, que yo queria que estibuera alli. Y en ese portico nevado me dijo que si yo estaba conciente de lo que estaba haciendo, ue ya no se podia seguir asi. No me gusto el ambiente asi que por la misa puerta apareci el parque de mi conjunto. Un poco con menos arboles, pero no pude hacer nada contra eso. A la final los estan talando. Aun asi...El me siguio y me dijo que no podia seguir relegando a Luisa del mundo y yo le dije que no sabia que eramos dos. Decidi seguir hablando con él porque queria saber que demonios planeaba mi subconciente. Asi que la charla siguio el intentandome convencer de que era ya tiempo, que no estaba dejandola vivir su vida y una vez mas le pregunte que quien era, y me respondio esta vez "Modernidad" y yo quede como wtf, (modernidad entendida desde el texto de todo lo solido se desvanece en el viento) pero me dolia que me dijera que estaba resagando/me/ basicamente, que lin y que luisa eramos diferentes. es un concepto que nunca habia pensado. me parecia siempre absurdo. le comence a preguntar cuales eran nuestras diferencias y me dijo que la principal era que era necesario que alguien de una edad correspondiente dominara este cuerpo. le pregunte de hechos concretos en relacion con cosas que mi personal incipiente moralidad no deja que pasen y y me respondio que Luisa hubiera hecho otras cosas. basicamente me confundia mucho. Entre toda esta charla seguia intentandome despertar pero no queria asi que se "iba la conexion" seguido. De un momento a otro me guió dentro del conjunto, donde segui preguntando y me seguia diciendo que ya era hora. Asi que decidi conocerme, y con don Moderidad y un espejo tamaño completo me refleje y en el reflejo estaba yo, pero no era yo,era Luisa...cabllo largo, otra pijama. Y don Modernidad-Corazon le pregunto algo y ahora era mas como un vidrio ese espejo y ella respondia de otras formas, la verdad, con un comportamiento algo psicotico. realmnete me pregunte Si la gran diferencia enftre esa luisa y yo era la sanidad mental que tenamos, porque ella era algo psicopata. Denotese que aun sabia que era un sueño todo, pero me gusta la idea de conocer el sueño que etsoy teniendo.
Tube un falso despertar, pero seguia sabiendo ue era un sueño, pero por miedo a que aparecieran otra vez modernidad-corazon no hice mucho mas sino pensar en que demonios, en serio, que demonios estara pensando mi subconciente.

En conclucion no estoy lista para hablar con él. Es demasiado complejo

??.11.2011

Dragon (DILD)

★★★★☆

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I see it: the cause of the rampant destruction, taking place just down the block. A green dragon, female, on a tyrade, clearly looking for someone, I can’t help think that someone is me.

Figures. I think, making my retreat into a nearby flat, flying up to the second story, fire-breathing giant right on my tail. Unfortunately, I quickly find I’m not as safe as I’d like to be when the dragon bursts its head through the wall.

I don’t want to deal with this right now, I realize suddenly as the dragon exclaims her joy in finding me. I walk up to her, reminding myself this is a dream, and walk out the door to the roof-top balcony. Hopping down, it’s clear the dragon isn’t going to leave me alone simply because I’m not interested in fighting. A burst of flames hits me hard, but fails to phase me.

Fine. I’ve got some stuff I wanted to try anyways.

I pull a katana from my side and throw it to the ground in front of me. Another, and another, I pull from the air beside me. Tossing them around me. Raising my hands, I direct my TK at the lot of them, but. . . I’m meeting some resistance. Inexplicably, I can only manage exerting control over one, so I figure I’ll just go with it.

With a thought, I fling the blade at the dragon, whirling it through the air, toward her heart. It strikes a glancing blow before flying off to the side, making a shallow cut, minor damage it seems. I bring it back around for another strike, but the dragon is producing weapons of her own, hurling them at me in much the same way, but with a much straighter path. I’ve only got a moment to react, but although the energy behind the attacks is palpable I manage to fully deflect them without much effort.

After some more back and forth, she tells me she’s impressed.

By what? I can’t help wondering, I haven’t even done anything yet.
Deciding I’ve had entirely enough of this unnecessary fight, I take to the air, slowly approaching the dragon. Deciding to finish this, I activate my Geass forcing an imprint of my will onto hers; my wishes would become her wishes, my will, her will. For a moment I feel it work, but again, I experience that same resistance as before. She puffs a bit of agitated smoke at me.

Dammit.

Not skipping a beat, I land some quick, devastating blows, get her in a lock, mess up her neck, and drop her to the ground. She doesn’t get up immediately, so I figure things are done and begin moving back into the city.

That’s when she starts to get up again. . .

______________


I’m on a Torchwood investigation, leading a three person team to the site of the most recent rift activity.

It’s the flat from before.

One of the women on the team, my partner, goes to investigate the scene of the fight from earlier. On the roof-top balcony, I show the rookie how to break in the Torchwood way, using a specialized lock picking device to get us through the door and into the room in question, where we’d find exactly what we were looking for.

Non-Lucid Part

It's a little blurry, but I remember stealing something from a slightly cluttered store. All of a sudden, a bunch of police officers were trying to beat me with sticks, so I stole a machete and started cutting them up.
Ah, I don't have anything against police officers in real life, but I am much less...reserved...in my dreams.
They were starting to alarm me in the same way I get alarmed when I'm playing a racing video game and the other racer is about a second behind me and the finish line is approximately thirty feet away. As I pushed over a rack of clothes on some other cops, I suddenly became lucid.

Lucid Part

Suddenly feeling stupid, I looked around and saw that various customers were laughing or smirking at me. So, I cut off their heads in a vengeance. Once again, I assure you that I would not behave so heinously in real life.
I walked up to a pretty cashier, who was also grinning at me. This also pissed me off, and I slit her throat and cut off her right hand.
....
Right, so anyways...She continues to smirk and now I'm interested. I will never forget this woman. She had pale blue eyes and fair white skin with a pink tinge to it. Prettiest of all was the creamy blonde hair tied up in a ponytail. Seeing me eye her hair, the cashier put on a brown cap.
"Why did you...Arrgh...Well, it will displease you when I tell you you're not real and this is a dream!"
She smirked and I noticed that her hand was back in place and the neck wound was beginning to heal.
"Are we? Are we really in a dream,"she said with that same annoying smirk and heavy sarcasm in her voice.
I gazed long and hard at her and replied in a flat tone,"Yeah, we are."
She didn't respond to that and she didn't need to. I knew that she knew it was all a dream and that she was only making fun of me. I didn't bother to do any reality checks--not that I ever have to, given my personality--and decided to talk to this rather interesting DC.
"Um, sorry about that..."
She looked at me with false innocence.
"The cuts, moron."
"The cuts are healed, as you can see."
She held up her hand and pointed to her neck. I briefly thought it was good, because it meant the others had healed as well. My thoughts were interrupted as the woman exclaimed,"It wouldn't matter anyways, since you were the one who wanted the wounds on all of us healed. Ah, you and your odd way of looking at things."
She looked at me with a fierce intensity.
"You know what we are."
I returned her fierce gaze, and was about to respond, but she cut me off with a wave of her fully healed hand. The sarcastic smirk back on her face, she asked if there was anything I needed.
"Uh, yes. Take off that ugly hat. Your hair is too pretty to be kept up in that."
"Not after the commotion you caused."

The next thing I know, I'm with two of my three younger siblings and I'm cussing like a sailor.
It all involves the cashier, but I get over it really quickly. I glance at the television with delight.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! I can complete my most important dream goal!"
I turn to my brother and sister and exclaim," We're gonna see if Spongebob is on, kids!"
I turn on the set and faintly realize that I have cable in my dreams. I flip through the channels and I am more and more irritated.
Would you like to know what on?
Nothing but American football games and jewelry infomercials. Though, I must admit that I was pleased that my favorite team was winning on one of the channels.
Finally, I get to a channel that is talking about a new episode of Spongebob involving Mr. Krabs. I clench my fist in triumph and turn around to give Katie and Ross the good news.
"We're watching Spongebob and I don't care that I'm too old for it!"
I turned around and...
...I woke up.
Oh, believe me. I was not happy.