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Walking one night along Lacson street. I saw some boardmates, one from San Carlos, outside a bar where Mayfair should be. We talked and we walked, and stopped by another bar, where a bank should be.

I saw a college classmate there, JL. Other classmates were there.

I received a text from Solimar, saying he has a surprise for me.

I was in USLS. Was doing some exercise or something. Me and a guy friend went down the stairs just outside of the library.

I was in our town plaza. Vampires all around. One, a friend vampire(?), was pretending to suck my blood so that the other vampires will leave me alone. I was on the ground, with desert sand, although there are small lines of water passing through the sand. The sky is yellowish, cloudy. I "heard" an explanation in my head that explains vampires walk on the walls/ceiling so that they can better smell their prey.

After a while, the vampires started to sense me.

I recall a fight, inside a supermarket or factory. I was with some people. Allies. We're trying to get out. We were able to go through the enemies, but the garage door-like entrance was already closing. Then we were caught by an enemy female doctor/scientist, in white lab coat and ponytailed black hair, wearing eyeglasses. We were stuck in ice blocks, and we were told not to move or we would be cut.

A comrade, a guy who looked like the enemy army guy in the movie Avatar, with his short white hair, muscled frame, and commander demeanor. We listened to how the female doctor can't reach her full potential, and our comrade sympathized with her. He swore to get her out of here.

We were put in cages. One of our comrades, a bipedal beagle with a red cape, wanted to pee. I saw him try to hide, as he pee, and then he did something. The next scene, I was with my fellow prisoners. We heard an explosion, and then we were told by the guards that our ally is dead.

I was in our home town, walking with Mike G. His father owns a store in our home town. We went there. His brother is also there. We saw the store closed. It was an internet store. I was playing a game there, and I saved them in various computers. When we went in and opened the store, kids went in to play. The only remaining station where I saved my game was one where I didn't go far in the game. It was station 2.

I was falling. We were falling from the sky. Everything seems to be falling from the sky; bit and pieces of machinery and metal. We were in a wide field, with some buildings afar, and a sea beyond it. We saw the huge, yellowish moon, and a coming lunar eclipse.

We saw our bipedal dog ally standing on top of one of the crashed metal ships, as if it was the most natural thing on earth. We then went directly to the fortress of the enemy. We tried to sneak in, but when I climbed to the second floor, the enemy saw us. I kicked one off the second floor towards an ally on the first, and they fought.

Then I had to fight a stronger foe. He was carrying a retractable white stick. So was I. He was stronger, and he told me that the next time he hits my left hand, it's over. I went into a rage and defeated him, although "I" was away from my body then.

Then I was with a guy. We were supposed to go to Forest Park/Mansilingan. We were waiting for an Eroreco jeep, going south.

We faced the huge, turtle "jumping board." The others have been fighting him before I arrived at the scene. Then one of us hit him physically, and he started complaining to the boss. The boss, who looked like the chief of Grimoire Heart, used magic to turn the huge turtle into a tube-shaped stick, and they all went into it, including a "prince," his son.

We traveled with it, but we can hear them talking and making noise, so we decided to leave them behind, and hid them under some palm-shaped leaves in a forest. The last thing I heard was that they notice it's sunrise/sunset.

Went to bed 1:30
Goals: Teleport
7:15 Just brief mem of hanging out with jessica, we are talking about my cat, also rem her talking about carl

8:15 Im in school and in a class i know i have missed for a while. I rem waiting in there and everyone is talking about what they think will happen in class. That dude with the ponytail from my creative class is there. I rem him talking to some chubby dude with red hair, The class is supposed to be for yoga but they seem a little confused. I rem the guy with red hair saying something like i wonder if we will play another game of yoga, i think ponytail guy keeps referring to puzzles.

While they figure this out everyone else is finding a place to sit. I know i want to save a seat but im not sure for who. I start rearanging two desks, until i have them arranged diagonally in the room but still facing the front. I sit down, the whole time wondering how class will go since i missed the last one. In the dream i also knew that the next class would be the last for the year, and we would have finals.

The teacher, looks like mrs watson from 5th grade, starts class and hands us all a piece of paper. She says something like, we will start this class the way i plan to end the next one or something. She tells us we will be doing a puzzle. Last thing i rem is suddenly im sitting much closer to her and she is talking about an assignment, she says, be careful because one student was halucinating they were dreaming or something. When she said this i wondered if she had meant me, like if i had done a previous assignment about dreams but she thought i was hallucinating.

8:45 Doze off for a second and began dreaming that i was on dreamviews, just rem checking out the home page.

Watching fireworks with my brothers.

Nonna was watching us.

I've have CRAPPY recall for like a year now. But last year's dream was too awesome not to remember!

I was at the gym at my school, when someone told me Arnold Schwarzenegger was coming to our school to give a motivational speech at the gym and give people bodybuilding advice. When he arrived, he was the 1970s Mr. Olympia Arnie, not the modern version. Him and I started talking, and he told me that pull-ups were the absolute best exercise you could do, period. Then he started flexing his lats to demonstrate his point. Then, it was time for him to leave, and he got into some white, ambulance-looking vehicle and drove off. I was sad because I never got the chance to tell him "thank you," so I called his cell (wonder how I got that :p) and told him thanks for the advice. When I went back into the gym, there were some cartoon ninjas trying to hurt people, so I went inside and starting fighting them. I called Arnie back and asked him how to fight ninjas, and he said he come back to help, even thought I didn't want him to.

Awesome dream was awesome!

This dream is weird I found out I was lucid dreaming inside a dream. I was dreaming and inside that dream I was LDing.
Here is the dream.
I'm at my Church. We are having this huge brunch thing but they have loads of chocolaty stuff. I ate so much chocolate. But anyway after the brunch was over me and my friends leave. My friend has a tow vehicle. Some dude starts speeding over to us and tries to get a tow.we hid the hook so he couldn't. So then we go to my other friends house. There are about 4 people. Me, my friend, my girlfriend and her friend. We then go to my other friends house to pick him up. I'll call him friend number 2. He is a little overweight. Wears black shirts a lot too. So then we go to this place faraway. I don't remember this part too well. At that faraway place my girlfriend leaves me for friend no.2. I start walking a bit alone. I say this is a dream over and over again.and then I remember it was like my eyes were opening but that was a dream too. So the dream goes back to normal. And I still walk down the road. The road is sandy where tires usually travel on and grassy in between. There are trees around me. This place must have been covered in water about 100 years ago. There was this dock. I decide to sit there. My buddy Shane is there too. Idk why. Lol. We were talking. I spotted a phone under the dock. Actually 2 of them. I go get 1 for me and Shane. We looked at them. They still had batteries and bars.I decided to put some radio on. It was fairly easy to find a station. So we just hang there for a bit. Then my friend comes up in his car. In the car is friend no.2 and my girlfriend. I get in. I have to get home somehow. We finally get into housing area. I see 2 story houses on the lakeside. The houses were very nice. We get to friend no.2's house he gets out. Then we got to my house. There are more cars then usually. I get out. I walk in my house. My cousins come in. They start playing with a microphone I have. I got it to work for them. I said "so which one of you guys can sing. 2/3 can sing. But for my third cousin she couldn't even sin badly. Nothing was coming out.

7/5/2011 Talking Non-Lucid Lucid

Before this, I was practicing a technique of repeating a certain mantra "I BECOME AWARE I LUCID DREAM" http://www.dreamviews.com/f12/repeat...ue-rmt-117791/ by writing in down with a Sharpie on a piece of printer paper. I just kept using that same message through the whole day before I slept. Every time I got into something so much in real life, I would look at that paper and have the though manifested into my head.

This is all I remember for this dream part

I was sitting outside, and it’s bright as day, with a bunch of students while some adult was telling us some jokes. Apparently he was joking around and telling us all these funny things. Everyone and me were laughing, but the guy said I was the one who wasn’t faking it? Then I realize he had the same voice as my Psychology teacher, and everyone left to go to their next class I assume.

While I was going to class, I saw one person wanted to know where the teacher got all the jokes. The teacher showed his iTouch or iPad or whatever (couldn’t tell the size from a distance). Then I turned back and went to my class.

Then I believe I was in a bus, and I was sitting down listening to some guys say some stuff about girls I think. I think as I was going out, I was just laughing like crazy, and the same guys asked me what I was laughing at. I said it was what they said. They laughed and I included, “You have some funny stories,” and they laugh some more.


Anyway, then I was in this luxury type bathroom just doing my business. Then as I go to wash my hands, I felt as if someone spit on my neck, so I grab some paper towels (a bit too much), and someone said, “You use too much.” So I responded, “But I think I have spit on my neck” or something like that. They said “Oh, okay.” (All I remember for that one)

The next one I recall is walking through the school hall and seeing some event where students’ mothers were involved, (I don’t really remember). I heard some girl I know named Angie I believe was excited because she could get her mother to be involved. Then there was another scene where some guys got some small blue double dong dildo (or maybe it was just a small one) meant for anal play (obviously), and the Angie girl I mentioned above came to them. They asked her if she wants to play with the anal toy.

Surprisingly, she said “Yeah.” I believe she even wanted to go back home to get something real quick. The guy or two of them I believe were freaked out by her response. That’s all I remember for that one.

I also believe in the dream I had prior to these few, (the one about me sitting down on a bus seat) I was worried about getting some object destroyed; it looked like a piece of a box crate and some weird components on it. That’s all I remembered.

I think I’m climbing out of something, I believe as I’m climbing out, there are small bits of fire on top. I believe I was tardy to class again (a recurring pattern for some of my dreams because I was never tardy to school, and even if I was, I had a pass that would excuse me from it ). I heard some people talk but didn’t bother to remember much, I was rushing towards a door. The moment I opened that door and walked a little bit, I could think for once while I’m in a DREAM! . I repeated my mantra I’ve been looking at on a piece of paper for the whole day for about two times in my head.


Then I said “I am Lucid Dreaming.” I took form and had complete control of myself. There was this window in front of me that was shining bright white light, but just enough to have some lighting. Then I see my previous AP English Literature teacher Ms. Park. I asked her if I’m dreaming. She said, “No.” But I get a hold of myself and asked her, “Are you sure?” She looks down on the floor for a while, probably just thinking of what to say to me. For some reason I can’t remember what I said to her next.

I believe I was asking if she could show me the path of where my dream guide was or something. She showed me with her arms and then this door appeared. I heard footsteps coming in rapidly (I was on a wood surface), and I got a little scared, but I kept my cool and even had my fists up. I even went back a little to ask Ms. Park on what’s going on. But she wasn’t there anymore.

I automatically thought that I would see a few Agent Smiths from the Matrix Trilogy, but it ended up being Will Smith I think. The room I entered was this big library with many levels of stairs. I didn’t have a clear view of this (I didn’t do a reality check at all, I just said to myself “I am lucid dreaming.”)



Suddenly I had to urge to do a move in Naruto: Shippuden called Chidori that Sasuke Uchiha used. I did the hand signs that I did for a few times in real life. Bam! Chidori on my right hand.



Then I think Will Smith freaked out and started running (LOL, if you know Will Smith in the Fresh Prince show, you know that expression on his face when he freaks out).



Then instead of running after him and some other figure, I decided to extend my Chidori like Sasuke did like a linear object and try to kill them. I saw my right hand with the Chidori, but I couldn’t extend it.




So I canceled it and did a Shadow Clone Jutsu, but then random Naruto figures appeared.



(I guess I was just doing things to quick instead of taking the time to manifest clones of myself) The clones looked like they were in 2-d form, and they disappear. I continue running after Will Smith and the other person I can’t remember too much of. They go into an elevator I believe, but it was one of those old-school elevators that was wide. Will Smith just comes out of nowhere and said “They’re just scared.”




That was a very odd experience there for him to say that “They’re scared” when I’m the one chasing them down. Anyway, he disappears, so I opened the elevator, but I just see the bottom of the floor. So I looked up to see the elevator going up. I kept going higher and higher by using the stairs. Then suddenly Will Smith and the other figure came out the opposite direction (WTF~#$@#%). As they are running around like crazy on the bottom floor. I’m looking over from top seeing all these people come in. Most of them were black, I saw a few other ethnicity and races as well. But then this cop comes out of a door, in the typical cop uniform with the light blue shirt and black pants.

He was Caucasian, and when he saw all these black people, he went, “Now that’s too much.”

(I’m African American too, well that and mixed with some other races, what the hell xD). I can’t remember much (even though I wrote a freaking NOVEL just now LOL).

This lucid dream was pretty short, probably because I was excited but I didn’t feel excited, I didn’t even close my eyes. Maybe it was something else, but I don’t know what. I know it wasn’t outside forces. I opened my eyes and was back at reality. I did a reality check by pinching my nose to see if I could dream. But nah, reality (sad face). Anyway, now it’s 5:15 A.M. I can’t wait to have another LD!

great long lucid last night. pre lucid i was walking through a forest with a barn owl. then i was by a ravine with a mate and a girl in front. i said to my mate something like havent we seen this in a dream before, to which he dismissed it and carried on walking. i knew it was a dream and launched myself off the ravine backwards..? i caught up with the girl and walked her home, stopping on the way with loads of distractions. we got to my place and i took my shoes off. i was losing lucidity, and as it was quite wet, when she had to leave i thought i had to go and put my shoes back on to walk her home.

when she was gone i was in a place that was bit like a terraced stand. again the feeling of overlooking something made me realise i could launch off it. i started to tell people around me that it was a dream. one guy shhhssed everyone else so they could hear me. itold him he shouldnt have done that because now what i was saying would be rubbish. i wxplained that it was a dream and one guy said ok then well why dont you just do something like its a dream. i said ok, then everyone elses doubt started to spill into me. i said to him that its easy to control a dream when you are on your own, but it is much harder when you ae surrounded by loads of skeptical dc's. i was going to just jump off the terrace to prove it, so they lined up this little deep pool at the bottom for us to land in. this put me off further as it was a cold night and i had a long way to walk back wet. its crazy how lucidity comes in waves and just dissapears for short times.

anyway i knew i couldnt fly properly at the time so i just ounced down the terrace steps getting higher each time and then proving it was a dream by bouncing high and landing on my head. there is a bit of a gap now and then i remember having seena film called "return to bril castle" which had really influenced this dream. ive never seen the film but the tv i watched before bed definately played a big part.

i was cd shopping, which is odd because ive not brought a cd for ages, with someone else i know from another place on the net. we bought some similar cd's but they all got mixed up and we spent a while trying to get the right ones. i think at some point i threw some liquid off the building i was in. this caused loads of people to be pissed at me, but i was just acting like a dick and treating it like it didnt matter at all. of course it didnt really matter but maybe i should just explain myself better next time. even if its just because it is so much fun to explain to the characters that it is a dream

I wanted to make a website, but I wasn't exactly sure how. My mother said she knew how to do it, and I let her try to help me. Turns out she knew nothing at all, surprisingly.
She then cursed and swore at me like when she is really pissed off, until she went to the bathroom. I walked outside where my sister was, and we could still hear our mother yelling. She then opened the bathroom window and took a smoke. The smoke drifted out of the window, and the air outside ended up being so full of smoke, I couldn't breathe.

I had three dreams tonight. The first one I was with my dad, and he was attempting to heat up something that was outside our house by frying eggs. Don't ask me how it makes sense. I remember wondering what the hell he was doing, but then hearing some new music I've never heard before (my brain identified it as Daft Punk, but it wasn't), and I went on some kind of trip trying to figure out what it was.

I was then suddenly inside a gameworld, with graphics styled like unreal 1. There was some kind of asian girl there, and it was a mountain-type area. I remember there being fireballs of some sort, and a stone that we kicked around. There was also a cave in the mountain, which I walked into. Inside it was a bunch of creatures, I think my head told me they were ants, but they quite obviously weren't as they seemed intelligent. I then got out of the cave and found myself in room with a bed and insect-proof windows (the kind with a net behind them that you can open). I went to look out the window because there was something outside I really wanted to see, but there was a wasp on the inside, so I backed off. Then a friend of mine came and we talked a little, and then we went back to the window because we thought the wasp was gone. It then came back, and my friend backed off. I stayed there, and suddenly a kitten appeared between the window and the insect net. After a little while, we got it out of there and it turns out to be my friends kitten. I went back to the window once again, and there was now a huge spider there. Easily the size of my hand. It had an orange patter on it, and was quite bright in general. I told my friend about it, and then looked back only to find yet another huge spider. This one was brown and hairy.

That's about all I remember. I woke up shortly after that.

As you may know my recall got really bad of late, could not remember any dreams atall..lucid dreaming comes naturally to me along with SP but....since taking 5HTP and vitamin B6 it all stopped, no dream recall, no SP ..nothing..I stopped taking them 4 days ago and now to my suprise its all coming back..just a warning to anyone with a natural ability...DONT TRY TO FIX WHAT ISN'T BROKEN

Ok 3 lucids in a row last night, In each one i kept picking things up like stones etc and feeling them aswell as looking closley at the detail to stabilise my dream. In one of my dreams there was water, like a pool, when i felt my lucidity wearing off I placed my hands into the water and splashed it onto my face and it felt so real it was amazing. There was also like a market place in this dream. I was asking if I could meet my dream guide and said "when i turn round my dream guide will be there" it didn't appear, i then realised that this was because i doubted it a little. I asked a Man "do you know who my dream guide is?" I thought it may have been him but he looked at me blankly i then said "you know , a dream guide, like a spirit guide" he said "yes i am" I doubted this and asked "are you my TRUE dream guide?" he laughed and said "no" I also said out loud "i want to see my nan and grandad" some man then said to me "we can't just turn into them you know" i remember thinking "i didn't expect you to" i looked around for them but they didn't appear.
Each time i woke slightly i said to myself "i want to meet my dream guide" this then took me back into a lucid dream. After the 3rd lucid i woke again slightly and then heard the "swooshing" noise in my head , i then felt myself spinning and falling then i must have gone into a normal dream.
These vere very heightened in intensity and very amazing.
I also remember like a dessert place and a curtain hanging up the door frame to a house or hut kind of place this is where the pool of water was. There was also a pony in my dream, i spoke to it , but with bad dream recall of late i find it hard to remember enough to write it down, but i remember it very clearly in my mind..if that makes any sense!!
The last lucid dream i had i decided to just go with the flow as my controll wasn't brilliant yet i had excellent ability to stabilise my dreams.
I did rub my hands together at one point when my dream was diminishing and it brought it all back again and stabilised it nicely.

I do remember at some point in my lucid i flew, think i just wanted to go for a quick fly about, but i was more interested in testing my controll and see how its getting, still got a long way to go yet but i'll get there as i have so much determination and i KNOW i will manage it eventually

Each lucid dream lasted about 10-15 minutes so having 3 I had a wail of a time

10th Lucid - Making It To The Lake (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in some sort of large brick city - it reminded me of a game. I don't quite remember the back story of this dream - I believe my friends and I were being chased by something - trying to get away from the center of town?

I don't know what set me off - but I RC'd with my nose - I'm dreaming! I instantly stabilised, looking around me and trying to calm down - with great success! The dream was very solid and stable, I didn't feel top-heavy at all and I was thinking very clearly. I walked around lucid for a while - it was night and I was in a town made of red bricks.

I remember walking out of a large square doorway and looking outside. There was a tall tower as though there was a castle in front of a couple of walls. Daniel ran past me with a group of people - but I stopped him.
"Hey, can I have that?" I was referring to his MP3 player. He handed it over without trouble - and kept running. It reminded me of my old mp3 player, but longer. Music started playing from it - Good Charlotte - Last Night. I was surprised at how good the music sounded, Jeremy was right!

I decided to focus on my next goal - time dilation. I yelled at the dream 'Two weeks to a day! No wait, Two weeks to an hour!" I looked down at the screen on the MP3 player, there were two digital clocks. They were both counting time to seconds and read
08:35:-- and the seconds at the end were in sync. Ohwell, I don't need it anyway this dream is stable as! I tried to make my DG appear behind me, but I didn't believe it would work properly, and it didn't happen. I ran down the street, it was paved and there were walls either side of me, I jumped and tried to take off in a superman flight stance, and fell smack bang on my face. I believe this is where I managed to teleport to the lake.

Next thing I remember, it was day, and I was at a lake. This was different to the lake I had been picturing. There was a shoreline filled with trees - a forest, and then a basin in the middle. There was some sort of tower on the hill on one side of the basin - a light house perhaps? I wanted to fly again, and tried superman style again and landed on my face. Bah.

I tried instead, to simply levitate up. I lifted off the ground slightly and got my balance in the air. I then pushed myself backwards as though I was swimming through the air - almost rowing. I kicked and swam faster, and started going really fast. I flew around the lake, looking at all the scenery and weaving in between the trees, feeling the air rush over me. I remember thinking a lot about the way I was rowing my arms - and I was slightly confused as to how it was working. I remembered the last lucid I had where I summoned an apple and figured it'd be pretty cool. I hovered in mid air, and flicked my left hand expecting an apple to be there. Nothing appeared, so I visualised the slice of green apple and went to take a bite - nothing. Oh well!

I know I was talking to someone in this dream, and I believe it was a kid from my school named Michael. He convinced me to try flying superman style again, now that I'd nailed flying backwards. I picked up lots of speed and did a flip. I manouvered through the air turning around and ending up in the superman position - it felt really awesome. Uh oh. I started falling out of the air - I needed to try and swim in that position. I hit the ground with a smack, it didn't hurt at all and I actually laughed a little. I instantly felt the transition into my waking body. Damn that was fun.

The House Party (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

My family had a lot of people over, mostly relatives but I didn't recognise anyone. They were mostly old, there were women with greying hair who looked frail, and a couple of old men. We sat in the loungeroom and watched some sort of movie, with lots of food on the coffee table. I don't think I was very interested in the movie.

There was one man there I recognised - who looked like an older version of one of my ex's dads. I walked up to him and shook his hand, telling him I'd never mis-recognise someone from their family. There were two small dogs who I played with throughout the dream. I recall there being small clumps of dog hair under the coffee table, and we were suspicious that they had been fighting with the cats. I went and got one of the dogs from out in the family room, picked him up and bought him out into the family room. He was noticably scared of Kitty & Merlin.

It was time for everyone to leave, and they all left out the front door, and as I was left alone in the loungeroom, the dream fades to darkness.
I wake up in the loungeroom, alone. It's night, pitch black outside with lots of stars in the sky. The light is on in the loungeroom. Something seemed odd to me - but nothing in particular, I counted my fingers. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 wait - my fingers are branching off one another. I went to recount and my fingers just kept on generating and branching. Cool! I did a nose RC just incase - wow, I'm dreaming!"

I felt as though I was in a hurry, quickly I decided to try and teleport - imagining myself standing in the hallway. I was trying to do it too fast, and not trying properly and so I failed. I started looking for Dad again for some reason. I tried to summon him, I think and it failed. I then saw the reflection of him standing up wearing his cap out in the hallway from the window. I went to check and he wasn't there.

I realised how fast I was going and slowed down, stabilised. I grabbed the wall and touched it, looking around the room. The old TV cabinet was in the front window, and was also in the bar area where it used to be - cool. I wanted to use my sense of taste - and so I flick-summoned an apple into my hand. At first I couldn't feel it, but as I raised my hand up to my mouth I decided on a slice of apple instead of the whole thing. I took a bite, it was sweet and delicious, and made a satisfying crunch. I intensified the sweetness using my mind.

My eyes started to feel tired, and I noticed they had sleep in them. I noted that I had better not shut my eyes too much or I ran the risk of waking up. I simply scratched at the sleep with my fingernails, but at one point did shut my eyes. As I opened them, my eyelids opened in real life, and I was fully awake. Oops.

Possible WILD - Teaching Tim About Dream Control (MILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I layed in bed after waking up repeating my mantra "I am dreaming" and allowing myself to get caught up in the visualisations. I didn't feel any onset of SP, but I believe I was lucid the whole time this dream happened, though I don't fully remember the transition.

I was visualising minecraft, and a server with Jeremy, Tim, and Henry. I was trying to help Tim understand how to fly, and make choices about changing the dreamscape around him. I showed him how his thoughts influenced the generation of the landscape around us, by going flying fast across lots of terrain. As my thoughts would scatter, the terrain would jump and become inconsistant, but as my attention returned, it would continue smoothly. We ended up flying through some sort of never ending gravel terrain, which spiralled downwards and was beyond my control. This is when I woke up.

From a nap yesterday afternoon
Fight with Manfro

I am visiting a porn store/strip club because len owes me money. I am waiting by the front desk for a manager to talk to me. Holding a clip board wearing long slicked back hair I see Manfro with a white shirt cuffed up to the elbow. We make eye contact and I say "holy shit!" He rolls his eyes as I tell him that he's great on men of a certain age and I ask If I can get a picture with him. He says sure and I give my phone to the kid doing checkout. We pose and the kid takes the shot. Manfro looks at me and says "you know what happens now right?"
I go oh shit as he takes a swing at me. I grab his hand and fling him behind me into a trash can. He yells and charges me. I grab him and swing around as we both pitch to the floor. He keeps telling me he's going to kick my ass. But I grab him and use my leverage against him as I flip him around and again. Eventually he stops struggling and we stand up. I tell him I like the way he plays the character as such a scumbag but you still feel a bit of soul about him. He smiles and says thank you very much.
I look through my phone for the picure and it's not there. I figure the kid didn't know what he was doing or sabotaged me on purpose.

From this morning
War With Germany

I am suddenly drafted into service to go to war against germany. I am gathered with a few dozen people including Alec Baldwin and put on a plane. We land on top of a building and are sent into this room to get weapons and gather. Everyone gathers weapons but I am late to getting mine. I look for a gun but can find no bullets. The only bullets left in the file cabinet are shotgun shells so I head back to look for the Automatic Shotgun.

The germans have already infeltrated the building. I get the shotgun but I am unable to put bullets in it before we are run over and captured. The general who had our orders' flight was delayed by german air traffic controllers. They take us prisoner and bring us to a nearby boarding school.

We are hanging out in a computer lab with students. The computers are all different. Mac and PC. Over by us they are very very old. Everytime I look again at the computers they change again, from 286s to Mac Pluss. People are playing games on them like Number Crunchers and Oregon Trail. None of the computers around that are open are working so I walk to the side of the room with the students.

These computers are amazing and the kids are doing kick ass stuff on them. Some are doing crazy advanced homework and some are playing very advanced games. One kid is controlling a small animated frog who leaps off the screen and attacks other kids stuff. I am very impressed by this. I see one computer open on this side of the room and it's an amazing computer.

I sit down at this monstrosty for a few minutes and play with a painting program and then try to find email. No such luck. I get nervous and wonder if I am supposed to be on this side of the room. I get up and walk back to where the prisoners are. I see that my friend kevin is there and his german girlfriend gets him moved out of the area with the rest of the prisoners. It annoys me for a moment that he is getting special treatment.

I see my friend amy and go sit down to talk to her but we are interruped by german soldiers who move us enmasse to a garden. The germans are preparing to speak with us and are not paying attention. I take the opportunity to run away, down a path to freedom.

I find a small town and look for a phone to call people from. I rummage for food from a Mc Donald's Dumpster. Eventually I find docks and come across a shipping manifest that allows me to stow away back to america. I worry about my wife.

I make it back to america and the war is over. I find alec baldwin in a park and we talk for a moment, laughing about how short the war was.