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Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

In this dream I performed a reality check but didn't become lucid. First signs of trolling in this damn dream.

Yet again I was walking through the forest but with my dogs this time. I was in a place I commonly visit in real life but it was a little different, I thought of what I would do in real life and that would be to perform a reality check. Whenever I am in the forest I do a reality check, which is what I said in the dream, so I did a reality check and looked at my hands. I didn't become lucid because it was a shit reality check that I didn't pay attention to my surroundings. The forest was a lot different than what it normally was but it felt like I had been there before in another dream, which I had ages ago. Anyway, there was a huge hill in front of me which caused me to reality check, but it failed ;_;. I decided to walk up the hill with my 2 dogs and on the other side of the hill was a HUGE white forest covered in snow. It was beautiful, but the forest is usually green xD. I walked over to where the trees were and the dogs were running around, looks like they were having fun. All of a sudden 2 frost trolls from skyrim ran out in a huge rage. (Second sign of trolling ba dum tss! HAHAHAHA...no? Okay...) I tried to get the dogs away from the trolls by running up the hill, but they didn't follow. They were still having fun in the snow while the trolls chased me up the hill. I ran in to 4 other frost trolls at the top of the small hill but I was still worried about the dogs. I managed to fight 4 of them off with firebolts like on skyrim but then I heard one of my dogs cry in pain. It was horrible . I still continued to fight the last 2 trolls with firebolts and then observed my surroundings after they died. I was in a camp. There was only one tent and a fire outside it. I searched it and flipped over this peice of leather or hide, it had 2 dead woman on it. I assume the trolls got them ;_;.
At this point I had forgot about my dogs completely because I'm a stupid idiot in my dreams, then decided to search the tent. I found a strange gem like on skyrim again (Unusual Gem in-game). I carried on with my surprise adventure until I reached a tent, which was in a normal grassy enviroment, and there was a woman sat on a stool outside. I asked her what this odd red gem was and she told me to give it to an old lady who lived in a village down the road. The dream skipped to the point where I was in front of the lady because that is how my mind works in dreams LOL. I gave her the gem but she teleported me in to a haunted looking house. Stupid bitch . The owner of this house was half spider half human, very odd haha, she invited us (me and a few guests who I didn't see properly) to eat donuts with her. We were all eating donuts then she headed back to her coffin type thing made out of spider skin, and it closed. Everytime I went up to her coffin it opened and she jumped out and stared at me with her huge 5 or 6 eyes and then went back in as I backed off. The dream started to fade as I trolled her and made her get in and out of her coffin(3rd sign of trolling hahaha) I was just jumping to and away from her as she jumped in and out xD.

That is all for this dream, but this has been my favourite and weirdest dream for a long time. Thanks for reading

Awake|Dreaming|Lucid

This dream will probably be hard to put in to story because it happened 2 nights ago because I was too ill to type it up yesterday. I also changed the "Dreaming" part from cyan to deep sky blue as people had trouble reading the super bright cyan. Anyway here goes the dream.

This dream started with me at school again. It wasn't the first dream I had that night, but the most clear. I was walking up to a group of friends who I usually don't hang around with but I was. I started mentioning to them about a game I played, then the dream shifted in to me actually playing the game. It was very similar to the game "Age of Empires". I was just moving the camera around the map then my controller ran out of battery so I changed controllers. I only have one controller but in this dream I had 2 xD, anyway after I switched controllers I decided I would spy on the enemy base. They only had 3 soldiers in their base, but they were shown as yellow dots. The terrain of this game was grassy and had lots of dark trees everywhere. After spying on the enemy I somehow switched in to first person and built a town center (what you use to make people on the game) and made some people. At this point the dream skipped to a place where I was alone in the enemy base. It was an arabian style prison that looked like it had been bombed or attacked by something. I was going to creep inside to take a look when I heard a female voice. She looked like a prisoner. She said something about it being empty, so I went inside and looked around. It was dark and had broken bikes in it, I have no idea why haha. A guy walked out next to the lady and I lowered myself in to hiding but the woman shouted something at me, it sounded aggressive as if she were giving my position away so I ran up some stairs ahead of me and the dream ended.

That is it for this dream. It was pretty vivid at the prison part, so I guess I enjoyed this dream. Also I hope you find the darker text better to read. I know I do! Thanks for reading through it you have.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes


Got it? Great! Now grab a bite to eat and enjoy reading my dreams!


Dream #1 Recurring Nightmare of mine.

Spoiler for Theme Of The Dream:

Im in a hallway walking with agirl who reminds me of Jessica Simpson. She is cute, and starts tellling me about her favorite songs that she has downloaded into her celphone. Im listening to her, but im also starting to become a bit creeped out by what is laying at the end of the hallway. The Jessica Simpson looking girl kept talking away not paying any attention to what im looking at, So i point at the end of the hall and she says..

"Oh my God! Thats a dead body laying there in the middle of that hallway!"

She starts dialing on her celphone calling an ambulance and walking away further and further because her reception was bad of something like that. So im now feeling a bit uncomfortable just standing there in the hallway like this, so i decide to walk away when i hear my name being called in the distance.

"Q."

I turn around.





The bloody body is just standing there staring at me from a distance. I just froze standing there. It starts walking towards me and i feel like i want to wake myself up, because i knew it was a dream in a way.. but was not completely sure. (Sounds wierd i know) but at the same time i felt like the dead body wanted to tell me something but what? It starts getting closer to me, to the point i can smell the dead odor reeking thru the damp bloody body bag. I almost gag, but hold it together. We are now face to face and i try not to stare to hard at her for some reason whenver i exert my eyes to the floor, she would say..

"LOOK AT ME!"

(In a very harsh demanding tone)

I look back up at her and feel a bit terrified she is reaching her arm out to me but i close my eyes and wake up. Damn..im such a punk! Lol


4:45 - 4:55 am. Did some intense subconscious training, and went back to sleep.


WILD Dream #2 Unfinished Business.


Im now walking to an upstairs hallway to find two girls at the far end of the hallway. I pause for a second and start to ask myself..

"How did i end up here? And what am i suppose to be doing?"

BINGO! I hit lucidity right here and start walking down the hallway. I ask both of the twin girls where can i find IT the clown, they look at eachother and smile and grab eachothers hand and start walking me down a darker more creepier part of the hallway. They look at eachother laughing and look at me and both say at the same time..

"Hehe. Don't be afraid...you are the nightmare remember?"

I get this sinister grin on my face and say..

"Oooh yea, i am are'nt i? (laughing crazy)

(The little girls start laughing)


Nightmare, I am the Nightmare!

I shapeshift myself into Candyman, and start roaming thru the shadowy dark hallways yelling at the top of my lungs...

"IIIIIIT! COME OUT, AND FACE THE MONSTER OF YOUR DREAMS! I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, AND DON'T YOU EVER FORGET THAT!" (Laughing like a mainac)
It is very silent, you can hear a pin drop it is so quiet. My mind is racing with a million thoughts on how i want to take this clown out. I walking and getting very impatient. Wait a min...i got it! Hehehe i can find that clown at the circus. (Laughing)


Final dream: Clowns worst nightmare



I am now at some creepy looking carnival there is weird circus music going off and i have only one thing on my mind..
MURDER THE CLOWN!
I start killing clowns and finding other victims nearby. Innocent victims i tell them to run, as i have no intentions of hurting them. All of a sudden.. i hear a very familier laugh.



"Soo you want to see me?"

"You got balls of steel to show up you know that?"

He laughs and we exchange unfriendly words to one another.

"Well, i hope you had your last meal. Because its time to DIE!!!"

I run at him with my hook raised in the air about to gut him like a fish. He teleports and starts laughing. I get pissed and start tearing the place apart. There are other clowns he sends at me, i fight them all off killing off his pawns with my bloody hook. I even send bees and flies to his clowns and start laughing.

"Stop sending all of your damn foot soidiers at me and face me you damn coward!"

He starts laughing teleporting again as im trying to swipe at him. Then it finally hits me, i need to try and manipulate the surroundings. (Something i rarely do in dreams) my energy is pulsating and everything gets slower i hear my heartbeating. I see him teleporting and try and sense his energy he appears left, right, behind me, in front of me. I try and read him like a chess board and finally strike at him like a cobra!

I like him in my arms he is screaming now like a little girl saying...

"Noooo, please let me gooo!"

(I laugh like a maniac)

"You had your time to play clown, but playtime is over..."

(Laughing again)

I raise my arm and jam my hook right into his left eye. Then i take my hook and jam it up his nostrils goin further and further until i hear a crunching sound. It gets quiet, blood is spewing out of his face and all over the place he falls face first to the ground.

(Laughing like a maniac)

"Yes, yes, YES! I AM THE NIGHTMARE!!!"

(Laughing again)

It starts thundering and raining, and i feel the dream closing in on me and i wake up.


Notes: I have finally killed that damn clown that has tormented me as a child! I feel like i can take on anything now. =D That clown use to haunt me every single night! Now that the tables have been turned...i should pay Jason Vorhees a visit next...

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I’m in an art class, located in my son’s junior high school.There are students all around, and I seem to be one of them, though I stillfeel like I’m a grown-up. I don’t ask permission to leave the room when I needto go to the bathroom. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I walk across the hall to the closest bathroom. The halllooks like any typical school building; smooth-brick for the walls, lockers onboth sides, and a dull reflection on the tile from a window at the end of thehall. Nothing seems surprising about my location or my presence.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I never view myself inside the bathroom but when I walk outand head back to class I find that I am lost. I thought my classroom was just awalk across the hall but I can’t seem to find it. Nothing seems familiar, andthere are lockers where I thought the class door should be.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I walk a little further along the hall towards my left andfind a corridor that leads to another wing parallel to the one I am in. I walkthrough to this other wing and begin trying doors, hoping I’ll get lucky. Thefirst door I try has kids in it that are too young to be my classmates. Theyappear to be first graders and none seem familiar. They take no notice of me asI step back out and close the door.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I try a second door and again I don’t find my class. Thepeople seem to be the right age but I don’t recognize anyone. It’s clearly thewrong class.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I find no satisfaction at the third door either. As I openit a nearby teen looks up at me with an expectant look on his face. He appearsto be about 13 years old, thin with dark hair and wearing a collared shirt. Igive him a nervous smile and say, “Hi, older kids. Don’t mind me.” Nearly all the kids in the class are lookingat me as I exit the room, and I feel really uncomfortable.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The last door I try turns out to be my classroom, and myrelief at finally finding it is almost overwhelming. Just as I enter the classI find the bell ringing and it is time for everyone to go to lunch. Everyonewalks out of the classroom, and the teacher leaves through a different doorthat leads outside. I decide to follow her.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]As I walk outside I recall that the teacher was nice to me,and I want to talk to her. She’s a pretty Asian woman, dressed sharply in a mauvehalf-dress, an unusual yet flattering choice for teaching. Her heels don’t seemto slow her down as she navigates a rock-path that crosses a small stream thatburbles down the slight hill between school buildings.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I walk past her and she smiles at me, making a slow turn tofollow my gaze as I pass behind her. If I didn’t know better I would assume shewas flirting with me. I definitely want to impress her, and have her look favorablyat me, so the first thing I do as I get close to her is reach down and pick upsome of the pink goo that has collected along the edges of the stream. Liftinga handful I put it in my mouth, almost biting into it despite its appearance offoam. It tastes pink, unlike gum or frosting but definitely sweet, and pink isthe best word to describe the taste. I hold it up to an unseen audience andwith a mouthful of goo I pronounce it good, and safe to eat.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Suddenly doubting my popularity I head back up the gentlehill to the school. There is an outdoor hall in front of me and lots ofstudents are loitering here. This is a good sign to me, and I expect that I won’thave to wait long in line to get my lunch. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Walking in to the cafeteria I am assaulted by the usualnoise and smells that come with a school eating hall. Despite my earlier visitto the bathroom I need to pee again. I go in search of a bathroom and my questtakes me to the far side of the cafeteria. I feel slightly sick from smellingall the food in the room.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I find a bathroom and open the door, only to find itoccupied by a young boy. I apologize and hastily close the door, noticing asign that indicates the bathroom is for boys. I don’t think it was there beforeI opened the door, or I would have noticed it. I certainly wouldn’t have gonein had I seen the sign.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The next door over is another bathroom, and this one alsohas a sign on it indicating it is intended for males. I gently push against thedoor and it slowly opens, revealing an empty room with four stalls jammed closetogether on one wall and a trough on the other. There is no toilet and no sinkin the room.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I walk into the tiny closet of a room, because I really needto pee. Because there is no toilet I am debating if I could use one of theexisting receptacles, but there is also no toilet paper, and this distressesme. As I complete my turn I notice there is also no lock on the door, and infact a square-foot chunk of the door is missing where a door-lock wouldnormally be. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I become lucid as I open the door, finding myself standingthere with my pants down around my ankles. I know it’s a dream because I wouldnever stand in any unlocked bathroom with my clothes down, let alone thecafeteria I begin walking in to. Emerging from the other bathroom is the kid Isaw earlier, and like me he has his pants down also. I feel sorry for him as helooks very embarrassed, but in contrast I am quite calm. Knowing it’s a dreamallows me not to worry about the people in the cafeteria, most of whom seem notto have noticed me anyway. My only concern is to find some toilet paper.[/FONT][/SIZE]
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[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]And then I wake up.[/FONT][/SIZE]
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Notes Dream Lucid

Fragment 1: I was in this hotel, talking to some ladies. It seems that they got their style from 1940 or something.We were talking about hypnosis and some animals, I think :S

Dream 1:I was in a forest, with a group of people. We were returning home after, we had accomplished a goal/objective. "Home" was the place that we spent the time waiting for objectives.It actually kind of looked like my classroom :S There was a vote on who would get killed, and it happend to be my Patrik, my classmate . He was the "Captain" of our team, wich means that he was the leader of the group.

The fact that he got killed meant, that we had to get a new leader. Our techer would choose one while we was asleep, and then get the news ay dawn. Guess who became the captain?

When I got the news, I actually got kind of shocked. I said: "I can't be a leader, I'm bad at leading people!" but my teacher said that it was to late to switch captain.

We got our objective, wich was running throu the forest, and past all obsticals. We started to run the designated path. It's around here were I wake up.

Dream 2: I had missed the buss, so I was walking to the next busstop. When I finally reached the busstop, I saw Sofia and Sara. One of them is my neighbour, and one of them is my classmate. They were waiting on the buss, but debated if they would take the buss that goes in 5 minutes, or the next one.

Finally me and them got on to the buss, that were coming in 5 minutes. The thing is tho that they kind of dissapeard. Now I saw Patrik and a 5 years old on the buss. He was telling the kid that it was childish to eat bananaskidz( a type of candy) This is where the dream ends.

This time I did a WBTB WILD, failed but was ok in the end.
4 1/2 hrs of sleep/Milk/Bathroom/Noise Meditation


1. I was in a big room, sort of like a cave, and by taking a weird pill I transitioned into a LD like phase, but not really. I could fly and do all the LD stuff but I was not LDing. Next I asked a friend Noah if he knew anything about LDing and he said "I don't know".

2. I was late for school even though I was already there.. I was worried and nervous. Some kid in my science class was playing a song on his/her's laptop. And I recall it being about Madonna wearing a condom.. Next I ran to the lunch room to get some food, and there was a lot of people there. There were dvds on everybody's seats it was weird, their was also a little packet of cereal on peoples seats too. I then ran out of the cafeteria after eating my food and took my DVD. Next I teleported and somebody was getting arrows shot through their head.

3. I got caught writing in my DJ and some boring kid named Michael from my school came and stomped on it after he through it on the ground. (Weird thing is I got caught writing in it today and told my mom it was my science homework, she thinks I'm doing drugs or something)

4. I was in a huge parking lot and I knew I was dreaming. I made the dream see through my waking like eyes and it worked, I had HD vision and I told my friends from my school bus I was dreaming, and I think one of them said "aw cool". Next I ran up some stairs for no reason, I guess I was excited. After that I ran back downstairs and tried to summon a girl, it failed the first 3 times but in the end I summoned 2 of the same girls but they were the wrong ones.. So I was like 'meh' you guys take these 2 I'll summon another one. I ended up waking up because I closed my eyes, maybe it was a FA but I'm not sure so I won't say it was.

5. I was in BF3 and I found a little glitch where it allowed me to move a vase and climb to the top of the building and I could snipe people. I got up but I didn't kill anyone as my gun was not a sniper.

6. I was in a different game, but similar to BF3. My team had to spray the other team with water until the time is up. My team won and I gave my teammate a high 5.

7.My mom said "Do you hear your dad? You shouldn't have went downstairs" And I said "I only got milk"

I was going though some dream about school. I can remember this girl who asked me out last year was really mad at me for no reason. Then my friend Aaron came and pushed me down for no reason.
I got up, and thought for a second. I sort of uttered "Why am I at school on a Sunday?" I screamed it the second time. "WHY AM I AT SCHOOL ON A SUNDAY!!"
I became lucid at this point and started to walk to my class. I believe that I screamed "I'm dreaming!" a couple times to affirm it in my head. I got into the classroom, that was mostly empty. I started feeling my teacher's desk to stabilize the dream. I can specifically remember touching a tape dispenser, a stapler, and a bottle of hand sanitizer. I think I even went as far as to use the hand sanitizer.
The dream was super-vivid for awhile after, at least as long as I was able to get to the stairwell at the other end of the hall. I went into the stairwell and I saw the girl from school I have a crush on.
I kind of fell down the stairs on top of her.
I decided to try and ask her out because this was a dream and it would make good practice. I did my best to be confident, and actually did a pretty good job. She said something weird back like "asi-de-hug". I can remember the last word was "hug". I started to chase her around asking her things, and she just kept saying that. The dream got really unstable after a little while and I woke up.

The Art of Rocketing
I remember being at school. I was the only one in the hallway except for a girl. She walked up to a table near to me. I looked at the table. On it were books that had a lime green color on them. The girl noticed my interest and said, "You should check out this book. It's really great." Then she walked away.

I walked up to the table and eyed the books. They were all the same. I read the cover. "The Art of Rocketing." it said. I flipped through the pages and decided that I wanted to try it out. So I started to read it.

The dream turned into the scenario of the book. Two friends were out in the woods with their rockets. They placed the rockets under them and strapped on. One guy flew backwards; the rocket facing the other way than his body was. He shot through the trees. I could see the fire coming out of his rocket blazing throughout the air.
They flew their rockets over to a creepy house that was for sale. A map was shown in front of me of the whole house. Apparently there were ghosts in some rooms, as it showed on the diagram.

The Elemental Hunger Games
I was sitting there with some people I knew and some I didn't know. We were sitting on a bench in a waiting room. In front of us was a wide mural of what looked like a map.

I think I knew where I was. It was just like the Hunger Games; only you were on teams. You had to kill each person in each team to win. I think there were 4 teams with 5 or 6 people on each.

My friend sat beside me. She looked over to me. "Hey," she said. "I hope we're on the same team."
I nodded. "What elements do you know?" I asked her.
She held up her hand and produced water in it, making it float. "Only water."
I held up my hands and showed her mine. First I created a fiery ember in my hands, moving my hand all around it. Then I summoned a piece of earth in my hands. Next I created water the same way my friend did. Then I felt a gust of wind in my hands. I felt it circling around me.

"So you know all of them, huh," she said. "I guess you're the avatar then."
I didn't think that this was strange at all.

Soon we had to go disperse into teams. Before I knew it, we were all on the battlefield sitting in our underground base. Everyone took turns going outside and guarding. It was a matter of life and death; we waited for the other teams to get beaten while we hid. It may have been cowardly, but I guess it was smart. It was my turn to go guard. I emerged out into some kind of junkyard. And to my luck, a large boy with what looked like a spear in his hands (this may have been Cato) came charging at me.



I ducked as he tried to hit me with it, and threw an uppercut into his stomach. Staggering, he threw his spear straight at me. I dodged it; hearing it whistle by my right ear. Somehow I killed him, I don't remember how I did.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes

Got it? Great! Enjoy reading my dreams.


Drank 2 cups of Good Earth Tea For Sleep last night. I also did plenty of subconscious training. And here is what i got!


Dream #1 Lessons of Spirituality.

Im in a school classroom, sitting down at a desk. And there is this Arab lady who is the teacher, explaining to us about our beliefs. She is talking to us about past lives, rebirth, deities, the afterlife, and different roles that we all carry in our waking life.

Dream #2 Whats your dream ability?

Im now in another classroom and there is this teacher who reminds me of David Beckham. He is asking us, what is our favorite abilities, and would we like to show and tell. This one black dude gets up from his desk, and starts telling people to try and guess his ability.

One girl who was white with blond hair said..

(Blond hair girl)

"You must be good with weapons!"

She said it in such a cheerful tone smiling as she said it. Lol

(Black dude talking)

"Lol. Na, i can create fire with my hands though."

The whole class starts cheering and clapping. I notice this girl who was in front blew at his fire and turned it into ice.

(Black dude talking)

"Yo, why did you just do that!?"

(Ice chic talking)

"Aw..chill out man...besides..you looked like you needed a cool down hot stuff."

The ice chic looked pretty good, she had long grey hair, and pale skin, with a silver sports bra on and a whole bunch of different tattoos on her body. She had silver pants and long knee high black frankenstein boots on.

The two got into a bit of a back and forth heavy flirt kinda argument. I remember the black dude saying something like..

(Black dude talking)

"You probably could'nt handle my hot stuff any way Icy."

(Ice chic talking)

"Talk is cheap chili pepper, you wanna go suck on a popsicle?"

(Teacher talking)

"Alright you two thats enough break it up, break it up.

Who else here would like to go up?"

I raise my hand up.

"Ah! Ok, how about you then."

I get up from my desk and shapeshift into The Thing, and everybody is cheering and clapping.
I shapeshift into Some hot supermodel (I think it was Brooklyn Decker or Marissa Miller) One of the girls whistles at me. I shapeshift into Freddy Krueger and lick my tongue out and the class goes crazy laughing as i start wriggling my claws with him.

The teacher says ok, ok thats enough. I shapeshift into Natalia and give the teacher the middle finger and sit back down. The class laughs and the teacher says to me something like..

(Teacher talking)

"Ok mr show off. You wanna show how good you are? Lets see how you do in the sparring class hm?"

5:15 - 5:30 am Did plenty of subconscious training. Went back to bed and did a WILD.


Dream #3 The Dreamprofessor Gives a Lesson In A$$ Whupping!

Im in what looks like a gym, and this one dude turned into a giant black ogre drooling and looked as big as King Kong! He was literally destroying any and everybody who came in his path. I started glowing gold, and my shirt ripped off of me. My pants became more of a looser fit on me, and my ponytail was now just my long golden hair draped to my shoulders. My glasses broke apart, and i casually walked over to the beast whistling the entire time.

The gym now looks like a arena. There are people in the stands watch cheering. The sky is orange, and looks like doomsday almost. The beast is growling and drool is dripping from his mouth. He stands there looking down at me. Im now 6 feet away from him just staring at the beast. He growls at me, i smell his stench..the rotten breath is enough to make anyone vomit.

But i held my breath breathing calm. He roars and raises his right arm about to bash me. I quickly dodge the smash, and jump on top of his head i pluck what little pieces of hair he has on his head and he begins noticing and tries scratching his head. I jump off and land on the ground, leaping right at his stomach and punched him right in his navel. The beast falls backwards...and lands on his back.

I jump on top of him, standing on the giant beast stomach. I look down at him as he catches his last breath and passes out. The crowd cheers, and i do my victory pose and wake up.


Final dream: The desert.

Me and a friend i know, are walking across the desert. She falls in the sand and i ask her if she would like me to carry her, because she seem exhausted. I carry her our clothes are somewhat torn, and it seems like we have been starnded for hours or possibly days. We are searching for some treasure and we find keys, hidden in this chest exposed in the sand. We find other precious monuments that we were looking for. We celebrate and hug and start grabbing all of the items we find, and i wake up.

C&C inspired fight.
I don't know exactly where the dream started but I was busy issuing orders to my facilities to produce heavy weaponry, one part of the map where I was on most of the time was looking a lot like some sort of huge kitchen. All the units were colored in silver-blue and they were shaped really complex and interesting, I remember running between a few bases always wondering why there are no units, thinking they might've been destroyed already.

Boss sliding:
It was a really long dream. It started with me being in some kind of presentation hall of this strange school but I don't really care and get going out of there together with some classmate. I immediately started to slide, gliding across the floor in slow and smooth movements, but picking up quite some speed. The building is colored in a strange gray, most walls and all floors are tiled. Eventually we come across a very strange and complex bath complex, it had some kind of water seats which were also equipped with plants, it apparently was a girls bath but they were already gone so I took a minute or two to explore it. Then I started sliding again and did it faster than before, damaging a bit of school equipment on my way.

Spoiler for "Defeating" a pushy girl (Strong Sexual Content):

I was in the 1st person perspective, however I wasn't myself but rather was I playing some unknown dude, who went to some school. So as this dude I was walking through some strange outdoor complex and there is this really pushy girl, we stop in some kind of half concealed bathroom around a dozen corners and after a little bit of talk I decide to give in and have sex with her. I sit down without pants and she also gets rid of her bottom clothes, but as she starts to sit down on my lap I cum after only being pushed halfway inside of her and I feel myself awfully vividly filling her up to the brim, apparently strong enough satisfy her without further movement. But rather than just to satisfy it seemed to be so intense she was kind of "defeated" as I saw the dude (now in 3rd person) the next day in school happily claiming that he is responsible that the girl looks so horribly tired.

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[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]It is a warm summer day and I am visiting the lake. I knowthat I’m looking for someone I know but I can’t seem to spot anyone familiar asI stand upon the top of a set of stone steps. I am surrounded by beach goersand people who look like they belong at a lodge.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Unlike most lakes this one is located on the back of theelementary school nearby. Descending a few steps from the parking area bringsme to the water level and along a sidewalk running the length of the back ofthe school building. In the sidewalk is a metal grate which provides accessunder the building as well as ventilation for the underside of the school.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]A family of rather obese people arrives, prepared to swimand frolic and I step closer to the brick wall to allow them passage. They donot walk past me but instead drop their belongings and plop down in front ofme, blocking the sidewalk to all passersby. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I can’t help but stare at the old grandmother in the group.She is sitting in a low lawn chair and is wearing something that exposes herhideously fat belly. Her fat is so monstrous that odd silvery lines are allover her stomach, and I wonder how those lines could have formed. It appears tome that her belly is covered with fat crystals, though this seems unlikely.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The woman is having a rather animated conversation with herson-in-law and she is talking about the fat reduction surgery she had. This iswhen she places her hands under her belly and lifts the giant fat flab I hadpresumed was her enormous stomach. In reality her belly wasn’t as monstrouslyfat as I had believed. The crystal-looking lines were folds in her skin and itwas clear that she must have had something like 80 pounds of fat sucked out ofher stomach, leaving the excess skin clinging loosely to her midsection.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Now I was repulsed in a new way, and I turned around toavoid staring. I looked out over the lake and enjoyed the bright sunny view. Anumber of people were doing something with balloons but I couldn’t figure outwhat.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I turned back around when some noise caught my attention.The family was strapping in to large balloons and flying up into the air. Eventhe old flabby grandmother was attached to a large white balloon that allowedher to stay in her lawn chair. She shouted,”WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”as she rose into the air. I couldn’t believe she was flying.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]The balloons bounced up and down, bringing the people highin the air and then down to water level, before bouncing up again. It was anodd sight. Most of the people had a small or average sized-balloon. The oldgrandmother had a balloon at least 4 times bigger than anyone else’s. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Someone behind me flicked a cigarette at me and told me tothrow it up at the balloon. The cigarette was wet but I decided to throw itanyway. I certainly didn’t want it clinging to my skin. It flew a few feet fromme and landed in the water with an anticlimactic splash.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]My disappointment at failing to properly throw the cigarettewas short-lived as Patrick Stewart waded up to me and told me he wasdisappointed in me for throwing cigarettes at the balloons. He told me that itwas both unsafe and littering, and I should be ashamed of myself. I tried toexplain to him that the cigarette wasn’t lit and was already soaked with waterbut he would not listen to me. I felt bad. [/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Patrick Stewart was dressed as he appeared when visitingRisa, the pleasure planet in STTNG. His white shorts were just visible over thewater line and he sported a white shirt with buttons, open to reveal his tannedchest. It was clear he had been spending a lot of time in the sun and wanted toenjoy himself.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3]I walked away from this part of the lake along a wide opencourtyard, tiled with small colored bricks, towards a small one-story buildingat the farthest point of the property. The colored tiles made a picture on the ground, similar to a scene fromCoraline. I didn’t give it much thought but it did look neat.[/SIZE][/FONT]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]In the small building was a cabana-style room, a place torest and get out of the sun. There was no glass in the windows and the adobewalls were painted white, as though the building used to have some otherpurpose. It was not a pretty building.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Not finding what I was looking for, I stepped out of thebuilding and looked up to see Jean Grey from X-Men. She told me she had heard Iwas behaving badly and she needed to put me in time-out. “Nothing personal,”she said, frowning. “You just need to spend a little time put away.”[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I didn’t like the tone of her voice. It sounded way moreserious than necessary for any crime I had committed. She raised some kind ofwand or stick and I backed up into the small house. As I stared at herwondering why this was happening she closed the doors and latched them somehowbefore walking away.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I worried that I would spend hours in this building. Itcertainly wasn’t much to look at. A candle sat on a small table providinglight, though it should have been bright from the mid-day sun. Outside thewindow I could see and hear children playing and I wanted to be out. Instead Isat down.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]Hardly a moment later some of the children opened the doorsand let me out of my prison. I was baffled that I had been locked up in astructure that could be opened by young children. I knew better than to hangaround waiting to be re-imprisoned so I hurriedly walked out and back acrossthe courtyard. There was no sign of Jean Grey or any of the other people I hadencountered.[/FONT][/SIZE]
[SIZE=3][FONT=Calibri]I continued walking right into the school building that wasadjacent to the lake, walking with purpose and a quick step. Passing straighton through I walked out the front doors and onto the sidewalk leading from thefront of the building. Off to my right was a woman with dark curly hair,bending down and talking to several children. As she stood up and hurried thechildren off to some errand I recognized her as my friend A, someone who Inormally trusted. It appeared as though she was telling the children to performsome devious action, something she would get caught doing herself. I stood andwatched, waiting to see events unfold.[/FONT][/SIZE][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]
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I was in the hallway at my school where I regularly go to my locker but for some reason, all of the lockers were in one of the classrooms in that hallway. I went into the locker room and there were a whole bunch of dream characters in there, resembling people at my school.
Specifically, my best friend Steve, my friend Aaron, and his girlfriend.
I cannot remember exactly how the fight got started, but I know that I was not the one who started it. Once a few people started fighting, It spread to all of the dream characters in the room.
It became important that I tell a teacher, I walked out of the locker room and was headed toward the classroom. I could sense someone coming from behind, and I grabbed them on the wrists from behind and threw them right over top of me.
When he landed in front of me, I saw that he was a large guy with short hair and a blue basketball jersey.
I looked into the door of the classroom, and saw my old science teacher from middle school. I told her in sort of a sarcastic voice.
"There's a huge fight going on out in the hall."
I think instead of going, she invited me to sit down and join her science class. I think we were learning about weather and the water cycle.

05.06.2012

Afraid of the Dark (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I don't know how to categorize this lucid, lol. WILD, DILD, DEILD? I'll just go with WILD I guess.

I believe this is after I heard the alarm, because I said to myself that I would do a reality check after the alarm started to ring.

I'm resting on my bed, and I decided I should do a nose plug reality check.


I feel awkward at first, but I know I'm lucid because even thought it was hard to breathe through at first, I know that in waking life, my insides wouldn't be able to expand.

I'm at my apartment, and it's dark, barely any light at all, maybe near the kitchen, but I'm not sure about that.

I take the time to try and turn on one of the lights several times, but none of them are working for me. I believe I rubbed my hands at some point for stabilization, and I decided to open the front door. It's still dark outside, and I see maybe two or so random people walking outside.

I couldn't see their facial composition though, there was one person that looked like a silhouette, literally, and for some reason, I was afraid of going outside in the dark, so I go back inside my apartment.

That's all I remember.

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05.06.2012

No exam for me (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I believe I moved to another school in this dream, because the main thing I wanted to ask this random professor in the ends was whether or not I still have to take an exam for moving in at an awkward time. The professor seemed to be awesome, everyone paid attention to him and all that fun stuff.

After class was over, I go up to him and ask if there's any exams that I have to take. He pauses, then smiles and says,

"Nope, we're pretty much done."

I remember the dream shifting to where I'm waiting for my father to pick me up.

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05.06.2012

Store Rage (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I go inside a store, and I asked one of the employees how much they would buy a pair of black shoes I was holding on to.

"Ten bucks..."

I said, "Make it 20$."

"You got yourself a deal...." he replied.

I go up to the guy, get my money, check it, and then he said,

"That easily would've gone for $15."

Okay.....I get out of the store, then I checked the amount of cash I had, there was some trouble reading it (missed reality check), and it takes a while for me to calculate how much I have in my hand right now.

I actually see a nine-dollar bill while looking through the amount I had. I realize that guy gave me over $20, and I decided to go back into the store to tell him this, but then I had a gut feeling to just not tell him, I almost did, but I stopped midway.

The dream shifts to where I'm probably in a different store, and there's an Asian employee this time of a Caucasian one. I'm looking above the shelves to my right and see a bunch of printers and scanners.

I'm interested in the scanners, and ask him how much they cost. I check the price tag on them, and saw $30. I was surprised at first, but I checked again, and it was for the ink cartridges. The actual printers were around $100 or so.

The Asian guy gets angry at me for some weird reason, and I'm trying to figure out why he's being so mad at me. I look down at one of the printers, and I see Japanese symbols that were printed out, which leads me to assume that it doesn't print English.

He gets more serious, and I just reach the breaking point and basically told him to go screw himself and left the store. I get out of the store, and I think I'm shifted in the dream to where I'm near the store again, and the Asian guy is taking a smoke.

I don't think he notices my face, but I'm still pissed at him for getting mad at me for no reason, so I ignored him and get near a fairly deep ledge to get on the grass on the bottom.

I look left and right for traffic coming by, then when it's clear, I jump off the ledge, walk down the road to get to the section in the middle with grass on top of the curb to split the lanes, and then cross it as well.

I see a blonde girl in a black jacket and some short sports shorts, sitting down with some females. There's other groups of people around, but I just continue walking forward.


I had another dream, but I forgot it, whatever..

05.04.2012

Throw the gum away (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm sitting in class, and it's almost time to leave, I can just feel it.

I was doing some project with some people I can't remember, but apparently, people were waiting for me to be able to be dismissed. It took me a while, but everyone started to shift their attention towards me.

I look at them have that "Okaaaaaay" face on me, I get up, and I think I was chewing gum.

Guess the teacher wanted me to spit it out for whatever odd reason that prevented us from being dismissed. I wanted to be a hero and throw the gum in the trash can, but I miss, like I always freaking do, and did the walk of shame.

I heard some voices going, "Nooope" "ahhh ahhh!" "awww" when I was going to shoot the gum in the basket.

I go back to sit down, and that's all I remember.

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05.04.2012

Running up Stairs (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I believe I was with a group of people, and one of them was summoning trees to grow larger or something, and then the dream shifts.

I was in a house, don't know who it is, but it has a lot of small sets of stairs going up to the attic. I was going up pretty fast, probably even skipping a whole set, and turning to the other sets until I'm finally up to an attic.

I see those same trees that were extended, and they were weird looking trees, they looked more like zoomed in versions of flowers.

There's this random tree-house attached inside the house, and it extended to the outside. What I mean is that if you decided to go inside of it, it would be in midair, but supported by the house itself.

It looked unstable, since I tested it but tapping my foot near the floor, and there was some creaking sounds....definitely not going to an unstable tree house outside of an attic.

Oh, and apparently, mooseantlers (DV member) built the tree-house because a message came up as a chat bubble saying,

"Mooseantlers built this."

After that, I can't remember anything else.

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05.04.2012

Two Men & One Woman (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This felt like a middle school dream or something of the sort, maybe a High school one. I was sitting down near the bleachers in the gym, and I was sitting next to a blonde girl.

Someone was complaining why we need to eat stuff, well duh, to survive...right?!?!?

Anyway, I was holding an object in my hand, but can't remember what exactly. The girl I was sitting next to, the blonde, she basically smelled me without making it apparent she was smelling me.

She was disgusted by it, and shifted to the left a little bit. I ignored her to pretend like nothing happen, and to save embarrassment if other people looked at her and saw that she moved away from me.

There was some guy sitting one level on the bottom of me, and he was telling me what's up, and how it's been a long time or something like that, but I ignored him. I saw him make the face that said, "Oooh okay, guess I'm not cool or anything." but I didn't care too much.

I believe she was wearing a white dress shirt, blue jeans, and based on my peripheral vision, she probably had freckles as well. The instructor/teacher requested everyone to arrange themselves to where there would be one female and two males for a group.

She said that,

"It would be best to have it with two males and one females, because having a female in it will give more attention to you all" or something like that.

There was this new girl sitting next to me, and based on my peripheral vision, she looked like she resembled a Biochemistry classmate I had this semester. I forgot her name in waking life though, and she was Hispanic as well.

She wore a black sports jacket with white stripes along the sides of her arms, and had a red shirt underneath it. I believe she was wearing long black sports pants as well. There was another guy with us, but I didn't care too much about him, he was sitting left of her.

After a while, I think the dream starts to fade, and this is probably one of those dreams where I get closer and closer to finally getting a CANWILD technique done.

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05.04.2012

Eva? Anyone??? (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Okay, so......IT WORKED IT WORKED, now to just keep up with the technique. I set my alarm on the computer to wake me up after four hours of sleep instead of the usual 5-6 that I tried this week.

I told myself that when I hear the alarm, I would wake up, keep my eyes, closed, and remain still. Worked like a charm! In fact, I woke up from a dream naturally, kept my eyes closed.

I presumed that since I woke up, it was probably a few minutes before the actual alarm set off. So I told myself in this void state from coming out of a dream that I would still keep my eyes closed and remain still, and it works!

So the CANWILD tech, although I came out of a dream naturally, I was able to listen to the alarm passively. Once I heard it, started getting ready to get into the dream state.

After maybe 10-20 seconds of being still, started to feel this fuzzy feeling around my head and neck region, but I kept calm, with my eyes slightly open, but I closed them shut, and then I realize it's my dream eyes.

But to make sure I wasn't opening my real one, I closed them and imagine what the room would look like.

My dream eyes opened naturally. I was laying on my left side in the bed, and when I was looking inside of the room, the walls were white, and it definitely was NOT my apartment this time.

I think it was either me in someone's house, or maybe this is just a new setting my mind wanted me to explore a little bit. I do a nose plug reality check, and from that point on, I focused on stabilizing the dream.

Stabilization was my main objective, along with trying to summon Eva, of course.

Anyway, the same bedroom I'm in, it had stickers all over the walls. I couldn't tell exactly what they represented, but I know there was this dim light blue light radiating from the bottom somewhere, probably to serve as a nightlight for whoever house this is.

I open the door, and slowly walked out to the living room. The flooring has a wooden shine to it I believe, and it's fairly empty, but everything is pretty vivid in this dream. I turn on the lights, because there were a lot of doors arranged in this dream, and I was a little fearful that something random might pop up.

I kept holding my nose and breathing through it to remind myself that I'm dreaming, since the place would be an environment that I would take for granted and become non-lucid or something. There was some temptation to roll my eyes, which has a nasty tendency to wake me up, but I suppressed the urge, and still kept myself in the dream.

I'm walking around the living room, and there's a light lamp shining from above, while all the other areas such as the kitchen and dining room were left in the darkness.

I decided to summon a T.V., didn't expect it to work but, it did! An HD widescreen T.V. showed up, and it was gray on the external layers on it.

Wow.....that's amazing, summoning something simple as a T.V. was a challenge for me. I think I either turned on the T.V., or listened to another one in the house.

A commercial was playing, or some clip of a random movie, but I never seen anything like it, so I guess it's just a collaborated event going on. There's this blonde female in the shower, and there's two men in it I believe.

Don't think it's porn scene, lol. Anyway, she looked like she was afraid of something, and walked over quickly to the strong and muscular guy for protection. It was kind of short, the clip that is, and I focused my attention back to myself.

I even rubbed my hands slowly as well, finally getting a sense of what it's like to feel my dream hands. Things shift from third person to first person perspective for me a few times, and I believe that's what caused me to get the dream stabilized, since in most of my non-lucids, it's mostly third perspective.

So I guess I just need to get used to being in first person perspective in these lucids now, will help tremendously.

Anyway, I figured that since I'm stabilized in this dream long enough, even though I should've stabilized some more, I decided that since I summoned the HD T.V. in front of me, I said,

"Eva!" and waiting for someone to appear, but nothing. I mean, I knew that it might've taken a while, and that I should've been patient, but since that didn't work out, I decides to say,

"My previous dream guides!"

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Nothing lol.

I was sitting on a small soft chair meant for one person to sit on, and I think I had one of my legs over the other.

Disappointed, I get back up again, and then the dream starts to fade, and I think it's because I was starting to see myself in third-person perspective.

Anyway, glad I got a lucid from autosuggestion and setting the alarm after 4 hours of sleep for the successful DEILD, so even though I didn't do the CANWILD like I thought I would do, I still did it because I told myself that I would be aware of the alarm, and remained still and keep my eyes closed.

Alright. Last night had a lot of dreams, and I don't know where one ends and another begins, and this is DEFINITELY not the order I had them.

I'm talking to my friends on Ventrilo, and one of my friends hears my dogs barking through my microphone, even though I'm not holding down my push-to-talk button. I get really confused as to how this is possible.

I'm a girl that is alone, left with just her stuffed animals. I play with them and talk to them. I go into this guy's apartment because I don't have anywhere to go. He lets me stay with him.

Switch POV, I'm the guy now. The girl has a special ability of being able to be 'glued' to a cross. Or maybe it's more like a magnetic thing. I dunno. She wants me to help her find a cross with Jesus on it so she can be with him. We go outside and there's this marketplace. One of the run-down shops is a Pawn Shop.

I'm in class, sitting in the front row. I don't know who my teacher is. Maybe Mr. Akemon? He gives me the homework I missed cause I missed class on Monday (don't have his class irl this semester, and he teaches history, not math like I think this dream was)

I'm climbing down a ladder, and I'm feeling sick. My teacher is worried about me and I'm just like "Nah, I'm fine." I get to the bottom of the ladder and stumble around.

Gaming Club president is teaching us something about a game that's like a mixture between Minecraft, Wakfu, League of Legends, and The Sims. I work hard on making a map until it gets late. The president says he shouldn't even be here this late.

I'm at a graduation ceremony at my old highschool's football field. I get up and walk away to do something. I don't remember much about this. Spongebob and Patrick were there, doing something that looked like it would be in a Spongebob episode. I walk back to the graduation ceremony with a blanket draped over me perfectly so it looks like a cloak. I think about how perfect it would be for my special occasion speech in my Communications class.

I start to sit down beside my sister and they tell me not to cause something happened to the chair. I look at it and there's some weird stuff on it, so I sit on the corner.

There's some sort of infomercial for a disease, showing it spreading and talking about how everyone wants to touch it to see how it feels. It looked like a burn scar, so this might just be a translation into me wanting to know what a burn scar feels like (because of Katawa Shoujo. <3 Hanako)

False Awakening. I'm thinking about going back to bed so I can WBTB, but then I notice it's 3 PM. I get on Vent and ask my friend what I should do and he is confused as to why I would go back to sleep at 3 PM.

Another False Awakening. I'm in my kitchen talking to my sister, then she sits on the ground.