non-lucid

Evil Dimension [Non-Lucid]

I was over at D's house with O, this guy JY I knew in 9th grade, and a few other random people. We had entered some other dimension that I don't remember very much about, except that it was... evil. DX There were hornets that would come after me and dig under my skin and start slithering around, and I could feel them in bulges on my skin. I don't... I don't even.... Uggggh.



Anyway, I told D that I couldn't stand being in the evil dimension anymore, so JY and I left. On the way out JY turned into N. We were in some airport-like area, but after walking out the exit we were in a mall. N started talking about getting something to eat, but I can't remember what. I woke up after that.

Black means non lucid
Orange means semi lucid
Blue means lucid
Red means dream characters talking
Purple means possible shared dreaming person
Green means notes

Got it? Great! Enjoy.

Dream #1 Tickling Fiesta.

Im in a huge hotel suite with a bunch of college chicks. There are all different mixtures of women in the hotel room. There is this one girl wearing a Jason Vorhees mask, walking up to the girls and making that whispering sound like in the Jason flicks. She wiggles her fingers as she does it, i guess to let them know she is about to tickle them. She tickles this blond girl while she was on her celphone talking to someone. The girl in the Jason mask tickles her like there is no tommorrow. The blond girl begs her to stop screaming and laughing at the same time. I get up laughing from the couch and head to the kitchen to look for something to eat. After i close the fridge, The girl with the Jason Vorhees mask starts approaching me, wriggling her fingers as she walks slowly towards me.

I tell her to chill as i am getting serious and start backing up in the corner. Other girls walk in egging her on even more yelling..
"DO IT, DO IT, TICKLE HIM, TICKLE HIM!"
The girl in the Jason mask tickles me all over until i wake up laughing in my bed.

Dream #2 Wow, how did you do that?

Im now in a basement at a table with a bunch of the college girls from my previous dream.
We are all sitting around playing cards listening to music, i believe Jimi Hendrix purple haze was playing in the background. One of the girls (Who kinda looks like Sandra Bullock) asked me if i can come outside with her for a min while she smokes her Cigarette. We sit outside on the porch, its night time. She says..
"I love a good smoke and staring up at the stars." Its so beautiful up there.
"Yes it is." Hey let me show you something. I take my finger, and draw up in the night skies. I draw a man and a woman holding hands running across the Skies.
"Wow that is Amazing!"
I then take my finger and draw two birds flying off in the distance.
"Wow, how did you do that?"
"Im an artist, and i like to express my creativity. She gives me a seducing look up and down while puffing her Cigarette and says..
"Mmmhmm i see."
We stare up into the night skies and the dream fades.

Dream #3 Stoned with chicks.

Im in a clouded room getting stoned with a bunch of chicks. (Don't smoke anymore in RL) They are dancing and laughing away all while some Reggaeton music is playing in the background. (Thats all i remember from that dream)

Final dream: Sweetest Taboo.





Im in a bedroom making out with this Carribean chick. That song Sweetest Taboo by Sade is playing in the background. The woman looked carmel complexion, had long sandy brown curly hair, big beautiful brown eyes and full lips. After we both finish satisfying eachother with foreplay and sex, we both roll over and lay there catching our breaths. We look over at eachother and start laughing. The dream fades and i wake up.

Notes: Im happy that i remembered all that i did. Though i could've remembered more. The 2nd dream, i clearly was somewhat lucid..but i won't mark this as a lucid dream. Overall can't complain, its always good getting a little action with the ladies.

Finally had me some brief lucidity! And I do mean brief. However, this is a good sign of things to come

(Fragment)

I'm on a boat of some description. It's fairly square, and has balconies like on a paddle steamer. I remember going inside and seeing a kitchen and a television. I think I got something to eat. My dad was there as well. [Fragment, 0.5 points]

Scene Change

I and my friend J are near a canal. On one side is a huge red brick wall, stretching horizontally for miles. On "our side" of the river are several two storied shops and houses. Several tall black Victorian lampposts and benches line the canal. The floor is a sandstone tile, and looks quite pleasing. There are two arched bridges going over the canal, with people crossing them.

For some reason I hold a pistol in my hand, and it soon becomes apparent why. Across the water I see a group of metro police (half life 2) about to cross the bridge nearest me. I fired into them, taking one down. They instantly drew their batons and began radioing for assistance. The people around us didn't seem to mind.

(Minor Transition)

Night falls, and the police are gone, presumably dead. Since no one's now around, we break into one of the stores. I find some ammunition and supplies. We then decide to leave before more enemies come.

(Minor Transition)

We're walking down a gravel country road in between large hedges, leading away from the city. We climb up on one hedge to find that it forms a huge 'block', if you will, of leaves that we stand on. This stretched up to a farm house, with a beat up pick up truck outside. We then notice the Brotherhood of Steel outcasts torching the area or stomping around menacingly, dressed in black and red power armour.

My friend says to me "What if I do this?" before firing a large energy weapon and laughing. It shoots a huge blue ball towards them and explodes, killing some.

Excrement hits the fan.

What ensues is a brief battle, in which we slaughter the outcasts. Farmers, women and older children come out of the house and offer to join us, all wielding weapons. I pick up a shotgun from near the truck, but for some reason it's fused with another like a weird first person glitch. I throw one away. It's a twin barrelled break action 410. We were attacked by a few more outcasts, prompting me to scout a path in a nearby hedge.

It leads to a field on a hill sloping down before me. The sun is just rising over the horizon. A farmer and a his son step out towards me. Not initially realising the lack of threat, I shoot, thankfully missing them. They're rather miffed, naturally. I then tell them why I'm on edge, panting "You weren't there!" like a grizzled war veteran. [Whole Dream, 1 point]

Scene Change

I'm now lucid. I seem to be looking at me from a weird angle, only seeing concrete on the floor. I seem to be not fully "in the dream" as I seem to be able to feel my physical body dragging me back. I slowly get pulled back and I wake up. [Became Lucid, 5 points] [Fragment, 0.5 points]

I think this is one of those dreams where you've had so many dreams in a row that once you fall asleep you easily recognize you're asleep and dreaming.
Now with pictures!

Non-Lucid Part:
I was with this slightly older, heavy-set guy. In the dream, we weren't together so much that he was like an older brother to me. He told me to come to the backyard with him because he had to show me something.
"It's in the woods, but you always played back there, Ash. So, it will be fine."
I gave him a suspicious look.
"Hey! What? Don't worry."
I followed him into the sparsely crowded woods behind my father's workshop until I started to lag behind him.
"Hurry up, Ashley!"
"Yeah, yeah..."
All of a sudden, he vanished. Far too quick for someone who was just a little farther ahead.
Then, the realization hits me.

Lucid Part:

It is about time I had one of these. Although, I don't think this is what I had in mind...
Pleased, I gaze up at the woods and all the light brown leaves covering the ground. I have no interest in following this guy. He probably doesn't exist anymore to begin with. I turn around, eager to get away from the entire area.
No. The entire dreamscape itself.
I run toward this hill area near my father's building and jump, flying in the air. Funny, how this thing called flight comes so easily to me, yet I only use it for "emergencies" in dreams. I fly forward, past the ugly blue house I call home and decide to dream spin to another dimension. Realizing the consquences if I do not think of a place to be in, I vaguely think of a moor. I don't know why. I think I was thinking about my ancestors, but I don't even know if Scotland and Ireland have moors. Or whatever they are called these days. I read too much old literature to know or care.
Amyways, I spun. If you can call it that. It was more of a graceful, kind of floaty spin. Almost like a pirouette.

I found myself in a...white mansion by the rocky, green tipped edges of a pale grey sea.

I know it was white, because it felt like it was a white. I walked past several windows covered with beautiful white curtains floating in the breeze.

I had a sudden urge to go through a wall at this point. I had heard someone mention in the DV forum how you shouldn't think about the wall itself, but rather the destination. I thought of the word moor again, but I knew I wouldn't get this. How can I see what I have never seen?
Alas, I could not pass the wall. However, the window seemed rather welcoming.
I gently touched the glass pane with my right hand, never using force. I felt the glass turn to a goo, then it gradually succumbed entirely. I gazed out and looked upon a helicopter, a ship, and several cargo trucks by a seemingly endless sea. Some of the men had guns, but I don't think they noticed me. I wonder if they were guards for the mansion's owner.
I looked around, but everything was blurry, to my immense dismay. However...
Oh, yeah. That clarity thing...
"Clarity now!"
I suddenly remembered to look at my hands. They and the scenery got clearer.
"Clarity now!"
Clearer.
I did this several times until the quality of my dream was so detailed and I could the lines in my hands so well, it felt uncomfortable.
"Aw, what the heck. HD-Vision now!"
Okay. Clearest dream ever. Probably even clearer than real life. However, the guards noticed me and started to shoot. I ran away from the window and walked down the hall.
"Bastards. You're lucky I don't use you for my diamond castle."
I notice a door slightly ajar. Peering through, I see a woman with greying hair tied in a long ponytail.
"This is a story about the young master. About a time long gone. About a doll that became his dearest companion."
I looked to the left and saw another room, but one filled with forgotten memories. Yet, also with a sort of unforgotten sadness. There wasn't any death or evil here, but there was a feeling of what might have been. Suddenly, I felt my vision go out--I came as close as you can to fainting in a dream.
I heard voices, traveling further and further back.
Where am I going? Am I traveling in time or is this just me going to a different dreamscape?
These thoughts raced through my head as the grey-haired spoke to another person--I can't recall who.
"I'm sending her back in time. Maybe she will be able to talk to and warn the young master."
"But, her body is right there."
The woman smirked.
"In body, yes. In spirit, however, she is crossing time itself."
I heard nothing else.

I arose from the floor, slightly dazed, and not noticing the boy in a white seat faced away from me. I walked, or rather stumbled, into the other room. I looked around and didn't feel sadness, but a potential for it. I gazed over and saw a hideous doll with orange hair-no, it wasn't Chucky. I was a bit frightened, but gulped down my fear and walked over to the doll. Gently picking him up, I realized that the doll was alive. He looked at me and then looked around. I smiled at him and, as gently as I could, said,"Sweetie, I'm looking for your owner..."
I was startled to see that he had changed from a hideous doll to a cute one. I am guessing that no one except his owner treated him with kindness because of all this.
"I...I've traveled from very far away, yet not so far."
He looked interested and I gazed past the canopy bed behind us. Past all of the things that crowded the room. Past everything and anything.
"From a dream long gone. Or perhaps from a dream just beginning. Who knows what real life truly is."
I look back at him, and I see that he is intrigued.
"I'm not from this world. But, I assure you, I will help your friend. Regardless of what happened and how little I know."
He looked towards the other room and his gaze stayed there.
"He's over there?"
The doll nodded and I gently put him back in his little white rocking chair. I thank him and walk out.
I walk towards the round, white table and take a seat. Finally, I notice the orange-haired boy. The grey-haired woman is there as well, except her hair is a mousy brown.
"What are you doing here,"the boy asked. He is well aware I am not from the area or even that time.
"I'm from...Well, that isn't important. I think that woman wanted me to save you."
I pointed to the woman who now sat across from me at that white table and she nods.
"Yes, master. Something happens to you, and I sent this young woman to help save you."
Would you like to know why he needed saving?
Me, too.
Because, unfortunately, I was woken up!

I became lucid from the start of the dream (Lucid - 5 Points) but I RC'd anyway just to make sure (RC - 2 Points). My first thought was to fly for some reason. I launched myself into the air and had the same problem as felicity, I floated slowly back down and hovered above the ground. I worked out that this was still flying and flew around for a bit (Flying - 4 Points). Then I lost lucidity and I ended up talking to some water and meeting a princess. The the dream ended. (Full dream - 1 Point)

I was on some kind of pirate ship and we were alerted to monsters nearby, but we couldn't see them. We were all given small communication devices and then sent down into the bowels of the ship. We found that there was a small hole where the monsters or in and took some of our supplies. We got rid of them an boarded up the whole just in time for the end of the dream. (Full dream - 1 Point)

I was making myself some toast and my toaster was acting strangely. Unfortunately I took no notice and happily munched through my toast in bed ^_^ then my cat came in and pulled the covers off of me, she wanted to go outside even though it was late at night. I was like -_- finnee but then when we got outside it was daylight and for some reason I decided o go exploring. I found a new geocache with some co-ordinates in it and I got really excited as I ran back home to see where the co-ords lead. Then I remembered that it was a Tuesday an I still had to go to college then the dream ended. (Full dream - 1 Point)

I was on my paper round and I couldn't quite make out one of the names on the papers. I asked a passerby and he had no clue either. Then his whole family came out and wished him happy birthday. I brought a card out of nowhere and have it to him before heading on my way. The dream ended shortly after with me still not having a clue who the paper was for. (Full dream - 1 Point)

I also had a false awakening

Lucid - 5 Points
RC - 2 Points
Flying - 4 Points
Full dream x4 - 4 points

TOTAL = 15 Points

Last night I dreamed that I was married I don't know who it was that I was married to I just had on a wedding ring, but anyways the dream was about how I went to public speaking class and I was telling everyone in the class how easy it was and to not be nervous or anything. And the teacher didn't like that I was saying that.

Dream One (Fragment): I'm in the Tulpa's thread here on dream views, I've been lurking there reading about them because it sounds interesting but not like something I have the concentration for. Instead of being a thread though, it's a chat room, and instead of being online, it's an actual room and people are actually talking face to face. It's hard to lurk when people can see you and are expecting you to say something, lol.

Dream Two: I'm in an under ground cavern, like man made cavern. Reminds me of Moria or that giant underground sewer or whatever in Japan. I'm with a man, an older Male, and in the dream I actually think to myself that he's kind of like Coram to my Allana (Song of the Lioness Quartet by Tamera Pierce, I haven't read those books in ages so Maybe I got the names wrong?) He's kind of like my body guard and mentor I guess. He says something about Princesses of Heart, and I remembered in my dream seeing a Disney Princess Wall Sticker set that said princess at heart and misread it as Princess OF heart (which is an important phrase from the first Kingdom Hearts) but despite remembering my real life I didn't stop and say, "Hey! I'm dreaming!" -_- So then we're coming out of the catacombs and the landscape outside the catacombs is a valley with sheer cliffs to my left and right. at the end of the Valley there are guards, guarding a large wooden gate. One of the medieval looking soldiers runs up to me and is happy I'm alive, but tells me the fortress is under attack and about to fall. They're going to hold the enemy off long enough that I can hide, so I need to hurry. I am rushed through the wooden gate and start climbing a tower. I see the soldiers falling one by one to arrows, then there's only me left, climbing this huge tower (not stairs, but a ladder) and this guy in red shooting at me. His first arrow misses barely. The second doesn't look like it will miss, and I wake up just as I see it in front of my eyes. Half a second later and it'd have gone through my head, lol.

Dream Three: I'm in the pasture, watching the neighbors horses. (We have our pasture opened to the neighbors pasture so his horses can roam it because we have no animals of our own and it's a waste not to use it.) The neighbors kid that I babysit is there too, so I think that I'm babysitting him in the dream. I notice theres a black horse, and I can clearly see the print of a saddle on it's back. Like someone rode it hard, then just took the saddle out and turned the horse out to pasture. I turned to the neighbors kid and asked him, "Did you turn that horse out hot?" (and apparently in the dream this means, did you put him in the pasture after riding without grooming him, lol) The kid tells me no at first, and I call him on his lie because of the saddle mark, and he confesses and asks that I don't tell his dad. I tell him to go get me the grooming tools, and he'd better believe his dad would hear about it, it's bad for the horse! He brings me the grooming tools, and I try to groom the horse, but it's very people shy around me. It keeps getting close, just to get wide eyes and run off. I try to put a lead line on it, and it won't hold still, dancing backwards and side to side as if it's very nervous. Finally I give up and decide that I'll tell the neighbor when he gets home and he'll be able to do it since the horse knows him so well and doesn't know me at all. The neighbors kid has disappeared but I don't care. A dog comes up, and it shifts colors throughout the rest of the dream from Black to brown and white spotted. I start petting the dog, and it leans against my legs, then rolls over. So I sit down in the dirt and start petting him (her? I never checked, lol) but the dog rolls back over and starts pushing the curry comb with his nose. I take it as a clue he wants me to groom him like the horse, so I start moving the curry comb across his back in small circles and he's happy about it. I start to move the comb back over his rum to get the back above his tail and he gets mad and growls, so I move the comb back to his shoulders, and he's happy again. He rolls over on his side so I can brush his sides too. I wake up after a few minutes of brushing.

Dream Four: I'm walking to my Aunt Jenny's house to give her a message. She actually lives 45 minutes away, there's no way I could actually walk there. I don't know exactly how to get there, so I'm looking it up on on phone on google maps. I walk up a big hill behind a Walmart, then I cut through a yard and I'm at her house! She's worried about my grandma since I came alone, but I tell her grandma is at work and not to worry. I borrow her phone to call a friend and let them know I'm not going to hang out today, then I leave. I cut back across the neighbors yard, and then I'm going back down the hill behind the Walmart when I think for some reason my husbands car should be parked there but it's not! My husband is suddenly with me, and I'm freaking out because I see a sign that says No Parking, violators will be towed at the owners expense. I freak out knowing the car has been towed. My husband takes me up a small grassy hill and to the police station where I think I'm going to get my car back. I try to argue with the lady that My car had ran out of gas and I had to walk to the gas station to get gas and couldn't help that my car died right there, but she told me if was still my fault for letting the car run out of gas and being irresponsible. The rest of the dream is spent crying and arguing trying to get my husbands car back.

Dream Five (Fragment): I'm walking through the toy departments at various stores looking for the Fashion Style Ponies I don't have (Apple Jack, and even that Fake Derpy b/c my little girl freaking LOVES Derpy pony!) I'm annoyed though because all the toys are in patterns. there's shelves of red boxes, then shelves of white boxes, and then red again, and so forth and so on. I'm mad because the pony boxes are clear and purple, and they have no place on the shelves for them, so no stores have them. At some point I see a pedestal with a thank you card on it and for some stupid reason I just walk up and rip it in half then run off.

Dream Six (Fragment): I'm in the old house in Holly Springs, the one we haven't lived in for seven or so years... only instead of a closet between two bedrooms it's a bathroom with a door to both back bedrooms. I'm in the living room and my daughter is crying that she's pooped her pants. I Take her back to the bathroom and start changing her. I can hear my Husband's family in the living room telling my husband he needs to help me because I'm not capable of doing it myself. I'm mad because I change her pants 90% of the time around here and getting him to do it is like pulling teeth so I don't bother. I don't want him coming back and giving me any help because the way they put it was insulting. I sneak into the other bedroom to watch them talk about me being incompetent and all the things that I can't do. I wake up after just a few seconds of ease dropping though.

Dream Seven (Fragment): I'm looking at a black void like room. There's a silver oval, and inside that silver circle is a grey human form. Someone says something about space, not like outer space, but space as in not having enough room. Then there's a click like a light being turned on or something, and the human body shape starts to slowly fade as the skeleton inside the body starts glow, slowly growing brighter until all I can see if the skeleton inside this big silver oval. As creepy as it sounds, I don't feel scared, in fact I feel the opposite. Like the body it's self was strange and I didn't know what to think of it, but when it was replaced by a skeleton I suddenly felt calm and very safe and like I was with a good friend or familiar place, not with some random stranger or in some random strange place. This is one of the few symbolic dreams that I can actually say I know why I had it. I don't deal well with people, very shy and just socially awkward. My best friend I've known since 6th grade, and I really don't talk to anyone else outside my immediate family except on the internet, lol. Now is where I start sounding crazy While I don't get along well with people, I am pretty sensitive to energies, especially spirits. Family and family friends actually seek my advice before buying houses and such to be sure there's no negative energy or spirits hanging around. I also tend to find myself with energies hanging around pretty often. I don't like see or hear ghosts or anything, I just feel them, if that makes sense. While I am completely uncomfortable with living people, I do enjoy being around spirits, they're good company in the sense I know I'm not alone, but I don't have to worry about what I say or do because they can't tease me or laugh at me (or if they can I don't hear them, lol) or whatever. They're just there. Pretty sure this dream, and the uncomfortableness I felt with the human body shape the the security and comfort I felt when the body became a skeleton has something to do with this. Not sure what the comment about space could have been about though, as I'm not sure what the exact comment was... just that it said something about having space.

i was at a local mall and i ran into a recurring female DC and she was very happy to see me this time; very warm and affectionate it was a nice dream. My dream switched to third person and i saw a friend of mine trying to explain to a male DC that his shotgun would not shoot with the shells he was using. the DC then shot him and said

i modified it

i found out that this DC was searching for my female DC and wanted to kill her because she had spurned him. at first i was torn, i was upset that my friend had gotten killed but i was also uncertain did the female DC really like me this time or was she just looking for protection. needless to say i went and found the DC that killed my friend and killed him.

I stayed for for around 60-90 minutes last night for a WBTB, trying to relax and everything......no luck, still passed out for the WILD attempt....

I remembered more dreams, but I forgot, probably because I woke up to set the alarm at a different time and went back to sleep again.

04.24.2012

Snapshot and Dragon (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I see a flashing moment of some young Asian man in the past apparently who gets his photo taken. Then the moment ends, and I believe I see a fossilized body of that same man older.

It looks like Kim Jong Il, and it was confusing to determine if I was seeing his father at first who died after falling from a high cliff, or if it was Kim Jong Il who jumped off the cliff.

Either way, there were two random people who wanted to see how a photograph that made this weird vortex that looked like a Hurricane around a person when it was taken by camera.

The cause of death for the fossilized person was jumping into the water, passing out from the impact after trying to get some air. I see the same person when they were young, and it's like they were escaping from someone or a group of people.

I see the person breathing for air, and then he started to get dizzy, like his body was paralyzed or something. Because of this, he drowns and most likely dies.

Apparently Kim Jong Il shared the same fate? Not too sure, but the fossilized person on the ground looks A LOT like him, so it was either him in the dream dead, or his ancestor.

The two random people analyzing this, one was measuring the length of how long the ancestor fell, and how long Kim Jong Il fell?

The two guys had different results, and there's this bar that shows up that fluctuates at different points from the cliff, so one guy had a lot of fluctuations when he was at the lower regions of the cliff, while the other guy some some fluctuations here and there at certain points.


..........................

Then the dream shifts to where I'm in this dark area, and I'm floating on top of water.

Great...........


This dragon in the water pops up, and it's actually after me, but it's allowing me to hit it easily for some reason. All I have to do is dodge its attacks.

I'm surprised on how I'm managing with this, especially floating on water where I'm supposed to be slow or something (maybe I can swim fast as a natural ability???)

When the dragon exposes itself, I start slashing away like crazy before it covers itself up. So I basically dodge its attacks and repeat the process until it took a fatal hit or died.

I can't remember much after that.

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04.24.2012

Turning up Food Volume? (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It seems I'm at a restuarant, and there's a table with cloth that has red and white squares spread all over. The chairs are pretty generic, mostly brown and made of wood.

The area is an all you can eat buffet apparently, seeing as you can pick out the food all by yourself. I go up to one the tray lines, it's empty of course, and I look at all of the food, looks very enticing indeed.

There's this person to the right of me that looks like someone I know in waking life named Juan. He starts turning up the Food Volume in the dream, and things get loud.

I was worried that he would get in trouble, but the people in the drema didn't care didn't care at all.

I go up to other tray lines, but forgot what I did after.

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04.24.2012

Handsome and Humble (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Some lady tells me I'm handsome and humble, I didn't see who it was though. I just remember getting off a school bus.

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04.24.2012

He Makes a 97 (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Okay, so I see this guy sitting in front of me who made a 97 on his exam/test/whatever it was. I think I made a 93, but for some reason, I was jealous the other guy made a better grade than me....meh.

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04.24.2012

Quiz, Lecture, Another Quiz (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm in my Sociohoritculture class, and the TA tells us that we'll be looking at lecture slides, and then have a quiz, another lecture slide and then a quiz after that.....

I remember being in this guys room with D, and he had a modded PS3 that played all kinds of sega games. For some reason I wanted to play left for dead. I guess it was to see what I missing out on or something. Anyway, we headed out, and this place was some resort. There were multiple pools lined up side by side in this huge long room. We had to get past all of them if we wanted to make it to the veldt. They were different shapes, sizes and depths, but all of them had blue tile floor. Eventually we came up to a sandy area that was supposed simulate a beach I guess...we were almost there, but the dream ended.

I'm at a gas station and I see two cars floating about a half a block away. They're just floating there, with electricity pouring through them. Then theres a boom, and they both turn into SUVs from the 80s. Everyone who was looking was like "OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP". I made a joke to someone who was there, saying that's what happened with my car. She didn't get it, and said "just be happy with what you have". I started talking to some of the people who were there are the time and they were drinking in their car. I opted to get the next round, and entered the store. I saw some huge boobed girl behind one counter, and nearly tripped over the girl who was sitting on the ground. I think her boyfriend was kinda mad, but he was joking at the same time, so I couldn't tell. Anyway, they only sold singles for some reason, and I wasn't going to buy six individual beers like that....and the dream ended.

I also remember trying to go fishing with my pops, but the boat was too small, so I decided not to go. I walked down the road, and there were all theses kids there. I couldn't help think "man I wish that many people lived here when I was their age".

I had several dreams last night, most of which were blurry fragments. There was one that I remember clearly. I walked into a restroom and stood in front of a mirror. As I was looking at myself, I noticed that something was odd about my reflection. I blinked a few times and squinted my eyes a bit. My reflection had a large head and a slender face, like that of the grey's, but it was different.

Its eyes, nose, mouth, lips, and ears were a bit smaller than mine. It had light brown skin like mine but no hair on its face or head. And its neck was slender. It was indeed my reflection because as I turned my head from side to side and blinked, it did the same. Then I woke up with a light headache.

I remember having a False Awakening, but I wasn't lucid for it. I only realized what it was when I woke up.

I can scroll around a map Homestuck-style. My friend tells me to look at this certain area, so I look and there's this little imp thing with its head cut off, waving its arms around. I proceed to look at every area with a door, and there's one in every room with a door.

There's this group of people that I'm included in, and we're trying to break some sort of building. There's this guy in techy armor, and he cuts an oval into his shirt, placing a portal in it so he can carry the portal on his chest.
"Hey, I kinda look like a human-controlled construct."
We portal in and start marketing this new candy and cookies to the leader of the building.

There are two brothers. Their father was killed or committed suicide, I don't know which. It just showed an image of him in the background, dead and bloody, sitting against a wall while in the foreground his son is playing with the butler happily.
They were on a roof, and had to escape from something. They kept catching each other when they were about to fall. One time, the older brother falls and the younger brother goes to catch him. He's not going to make it. He lets go of the rail he was holding on to, falling to catch his brother. He'll be able to save him, right?
No, wait, they're just freefalling. They talk, tell each other they love the other, and then suddenly I'm back in the previous dream (this is where the candy ads come in)

Repeat dream, perhaps beans are a dream sign?

I really wanted beans on toast.
I went to the supermarket and there was an enormous pyramid display of tins, at least 30 foot high, and they were all balanced perfectly. I tried several times but couldn't get a tin out without making the pyramid fall over.

I had a (kind of) false awakening in a non-lucid dream. Not sure if this would be considered a false awakening or not, though.

Keep in mind that this was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. I'm shocked I still remember it.

I was dreaming. That's all I really remember. I dreamed of waking up, but some odd things were happening. Everybody's power was flickering on and off. The rest was really fuzzy.

All I remember is that everybody's lights were flickering on and off, and making some clicking noise as they did. It wasn't really a nightmare, just some odd dream.

EDIT: Now that I think about it, I have a feeling I was slightly lucid for a few seconds during this dream!

Dream fragment.

We were going somewhere when both of our dogs and a stray cat decided to hop in the vehicle without us knowing. We drove to some place where there were a few cats; one of which was sitting on someone's van. I was walking up the driveway when the smallest cat bolted around the van, seemingly out of nowhere. It then bit me with razor-sharp teeth. Believe it or not, this wasn't really a nightmare.

This dream was worth notice because it was the most vivid dream I have ever had (Still not that vivid). Another reason is because I felt what it was like when something was hurting you in a dream: Nothing. I could literally feel the cat's teeth sinking into my skin as it bit me, but there was no pain.

Spoiler for Picture:

These images are 100% accurate compared to my dream, the only flaw being that the evil kitty's mouth was bigger and it had sharper teeth, and there was a van parked in the driveway; not a car.