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I was playing counter strike but in real life. I recognized some people and my team was losing so I would stay back with a Glock and my vest to try and kill someone. I saw a few people and shot at them, making them take cover. I went after them and recognized a girl. I tried doing something but I shot her and she fell to the ground si I started hitting her and kicking her. She got upset and I left. I turned around and shot someone in the forehead, which revealed we were using airsoft guns. The girl's dad then started whipping me so I turned around and started beating him telling him he wasn't shit. The dream scene looked to be a harbor or dock. There were boats on water.
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I was in a small house on a tall hill or mountain. There were a few pets around and I was watching a news channel because there was nothing else on other than news. I heard someone pull up and looked to see my car arriving. I quickly changed the channel because I wasn't supposed to be watching that news station. Kristy came in and she was very sad and went to the bathroom with Lucy. I wondered why she was sad and waited for her. When she came out she said she was infertile and she showed me the paperwork from the doctor. I was sad also and thought maybe I was infertile also? I found out that on her paperwork it said I was also infertile, and that made me feel even worse. Apparently Kristy and I were together. Kristy had long brown hair

I dreamt that I pulled into A SECU which was on a lot with a gas station. I parked my car and went into a Denny's, where I met Kristy. We waited to be seated and I thought the waitresses were rude. I also dreamt that my car was showing low tire pressure.

I was on a military base running some drills, I left with a couple of girls and we were speeding in a car after Michael Jackson. We came to a stop and he started shooting up a building. He got abducted by aliens and got something implanted in him to be on their side. He then got sent back to Earth and I was with him in a neighborhood at night. It was dark and some guy was stealing something from someone, so we took out our pistols. I pulled the trigger on K83 but it didn't shoot, so I racked the slide and shot him. We ran silently through the night doing parkour to our destination. I was gonna go over a wall but heard a man talking to his son on the other side. I went around it and passed a yellow dinosaur. I stopped and turned around asking what a yellow dinosaur is doing here. I did a reality check. I had 7 fingers and said "Don't wake me up yet!" Everything went black and I woke up.

#326 – DILD – 2:54AM

I'm not sure why I keep dreaming of this place but I really hate it.

I am at my ex-wife's parent's house picking up a computer that my ex gave me. I spend a lot of time talking to her father and brother but she doesn't want to come out of the bedroom to talk to me. I'm fine with that. I check out the computer and wonder if she bothered to wipe the hard drive. I wonder what I'll find on it.

I end up outside and load a whole desk with a computer on some truck by myself while her dad and brother are “supervising”. The sky quickly turns dark and I look up. I am surprised to see a strange, bright neon-lit, geometric pattern in the sky. It looks something like an abstract kite floating to-and-fro in a bright star nebula. I am shocked and so excited that I blurt out, “WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?”
Her father seems annoyed and in a tone that suggests he'd rather not talk about it says, “Oh... I don't know.” And waves me off.
Suddenly, I recognize this old and familiar dream-sign and say the old and familiar phrase, “I am dreaming. This is a dream.” I turn to the two DCs next to me and arrogantly say “See you guys later”

I don't quite recall my goal [meet extraterrestrials] but I feel this is close to whatever I had planned. I jump up to take flight to the odd thing in the sky but I only do a short hop. The gravity still feels light but I feel heavier than usual for a dream. “Wait. Maybe I'm not [dreaming]” I do nose plug and blow cleanly through. “OK. I am [dreaming]” Keeping my eyes on the target, I jump again. This time it's much higher but again, I come right back down. I try once more with added effort. I feel like I this time I will make it, but at the last second, my ex-brother-in-law grabs my foot. I look down at him as we fall together into a black abyss. The look on his face is ferocious but I have no emotion.

I am fooled by a false awakening and I tell myself this is the second lucid of the night [false memory]. Immediately I start recording the dream, but I feel clumsy and my eyes are out of focus. I think maybe I am just really sleepy. I try to stand up to concentrate more on the touch screen but the blankets seem attached to my head. I fight them off and wake my wife. The sound of the sheets is really loud. My wife asks me what's wrong but I shush her as I am super focused on typing the first word of the dream but I still can't see. I suddenly wake up.

The dream started with me in a rich looking building it was very tall, I was in the black stairway and saw my Father walking up. As I began to follow him up I saw a woman with dark brown hair wearing business clothes making a speech to a very huge crowd outside the building while stood at a stand on the edge of the building. I went up the stairs and saw my brother and Father with uncle, they were all sitting down. My Father was talking to uncle who was in Canada so I assume we went back on a trip to visit him. I could tell they were both waiting for the business woman outside to be done. So I went back down as I heard the thousands and thousands of people cheer for her words, that's when she was done with her speech and I could hear my Father calling me to get back up the stairs. The business woman who made the speech also came up she then went to this little girl that I now notice and showed her a new paper. I then realize this was a company for designing new clothes as I saw the little girl drawing a new design, I then took a seat next to my brother and then we were both ask by two girls if we were hungry. We both said yes so they left to bring us something, that's when I notice that there was a lot of little kids here now. I got up and began walking to try to find a fork that's when I realize I didn't have a shirt on so I said excuse me everyone and went back to my seat to put on a grey shirt. I got up again to react what I wanted to do but as I got up looking for the fork again I was approach by my Father. He told me did I have a white clean sheet of paper , I said no my Father face appear shock that's when I look around the whole building with my eyes to only see that everyone was holding a white paper but me so I carefully but quickly try to find a white sheet of paper. A stack of folders caught my racing eyes and check it , my eyes began to lit up when I saw papers in the folders but the sparkle quickly faded once I realize the paper was already written on. I knew time was running out if I didn't have the white paper in my hands I wouldn't get my meal and would also get kick out of the building. I remain calm in till I saw the brown hair business woman who made the speech, I shout to her do you know where I could find a blank sheet of paper. I knew she heard me but with a grin on her face as it seems forever as she closes the door she ignored me and left. Damn her I look around and was interrupted from my chain of thought when my Father told me I shouldn't have bother her. I told my Father I was only asking a question , my father counter my statement by saying when she's done working and is ready to leave she doesn't need to do or answer anything. My Father then sat down and continue talking to uncle, I began thinking this is crazy why is everyone such a jackass? Well that's it I am getting a white sheet of paper by any means necessary. I got up on the table and body slam a pack of little kids and tried taking their papers . Before I could continue my rampage of taking out the girl that drew the new clothes who was their essential need for money. But unfortunately out of the blue two over grown body guards came and grab me they knock me to the floor , they drag me and as I look at my Father face he seemed to have a grin. I close my eyes thinking no food no house this is the end. My eyes open when I was shoved in to a volcano cell with a bunch of little kids. I place my head down as a little boy climbs on my head, I told him knock it off he got off of me and played with the other brats in the cell. I place my head back on the wall and thought to myself why here? The brats began to make a lot of noise and began fighting, I told them all to shut up and watch television as I turn on the tv to a cartoon channel Timmy Turner was on. As the Timmy Turner intro began playing I became lucid and fully realize this has to be a dream as there's no way I'd watch Timmy Turner I never like that show. The Timmy turner show fully suck me inside the cartoon as the intro continue to play I constantly kept trying to change the scene and with some trouble it finally work, I transition out of the show and appear in my Father room. I could still hear the show playing but I was no longer seeing it. I analyze the room quickly trying to see if something was wrong and then I saw that a yellow spot was pitch at the end of the corner so I look at it and easily phase through it. I then appear outside the house and it look a little bit as the outside in real life would be however there was a few differences. The road was more blue and blurred out, despite becoming lucid I still felt heavy minded through the past experiences with this dream. I ran a little bit forward but remember that running somewhat decrease my lucidity so I stop running and walk forward more while passing a lot of trees , after not caring anymore going quickly through a lot of trees I appear in a place I never seen before but was familiar to me for some reason as if I imagine being here in waking life. It was sunny and I look at how vivid and detail everything was. As I approach a side corner I test to see if I have any dream control to only find out that I did not. So I look the other way and ran more passing dried up grass, I then while running rubbed my hands together to prolong the dream. That's when I stop running and saw a brown brick building with green curtains covering the front of the building. For some odd reasons this building was familiar to me as well ( And now that I am awake in waking life I feel as though I've been in this building when I was a brat ) I wanted to go forward to enter the building but then I notice that a gray tall and large fence prevented me from going to it. So I ran to the other side to see if there was an entrance but there was no entrance, it was fully gated and there was no way to pass it normally. I began thinking the store must've shut down I place my hand on the gated fence to test if it feels real and like real life it felt exactly the same. That's when I notice my hands, I look at it to see if it was correct however it was not, 4 of my fingers appear normal sort of but my middle finger was really short and bent as if it was broken. I decided I would check the next side to see if there was an entrance on that side that would let me enter, as I began running I heard a woman scream and then I heard the voice started talking. I thought it was odd because I knew I didn't want any DC's in my dream when I become lucid. So I run to the direction where I heard the voice and as I ma running I could feel and hear the wind passing through my hair and ears. I also this area seem to refuse to change as I retrace my steps passing through the same trees and once again seeing the house I phase through from my Father room. That's when I found the person who scream , she notice me and begins saying she's glad to see me and needs my help. Before she could speak more I interrupted her by pushing her to the ground, she quickly gets up again and says she's a human being and that I had no right to do that. That's when another of her appeared so I push aside the one tackling me and grab the other clone of her and smash her head to the floor. Then the subconscious showed in big letters that said ROUND 2 FIGHT! However the woman was knock out and her other clone disappear , she resemble the business woman but not fully but it was good enough for me. My lucidity began becoming light and I could feel I was being blocked and that's when I woke up. Lucidity Time 5 mins

im a pretty good lucid dreamer usually, but i smoke way to much pot to be at my greatest form.
i was involved with a girl for about 6 or 7 weeks, and in that time i didnt smoke anything, and i had a pretty hard core lucid i would like to share.

i really do not know where this lucid began, for i was pretty much lucid the whole dream! i was at a party with a bunch of black people, at first i felt a little intimated, but i payed attention to how they were just enjoying them selves, they were really nice people! i ended up sitting beside 2 black chicks, one was skinnky the whole was larger, i ended up taking them to a room in the house, strangly i knew where this room was, i even knew my way around it somehow.
i jumped on to my back on the bed, and watched as the skinny chick jumped onto me, but i was slowly awakening.... fuck it!
laying on my back not moving at all, i reenter a dream, i must of lost lucidity at some point but regained it again.
i was still hanging with black people, one guy i really liked for some reason i lost track of him, found him sleeping in some bed, tried to wake him up, acted like he didnt know who i was! i was hanging with this guy for ages i may of lost lucidity but i knew wat i was still doing!
i figured he lost lucidity like i did, and i had to get him to question things before he regained his own lucidity, when he did he remembered who i was! we left there together, but i lost track of him again but before i lost him agian we started forming a exploring group! a team! i remember walking past what looked like a theater, just it wasnt like any other one you coud possibly imagine, they had dvd's instead... and you choose one and actually experience it! i lost a few people to this distraction! walking some more, transition shift.
for some reason now i am following a car and harassing the people in the car, i think they must of been really rude to me!
after a bit of this, i realize police are now coming, so i fly onto the top of a bridge to remain out of sight, it didnt work tho they knew were i was! lol
the oddest part here... is that the dream police started flying up towards me! i think they had special belts that allowed em to fly! they came at me!, firing tazor like things at me, kinda silly... for i am good with energy!!!! i absorbed the energy of some some of the tazor's fired at me, i shocked one of them with some of the energy.. and he started falling, i used my power and made him float before he hit the ground, the police were kinda shocked!! and got off my case after that, actually i think we became somewhat friends, they gave me one of the tazor like things, which i happily used on my self lol
now holding this device in my hands, one of the police says something about a screen, and im thinking what fucking screen???? suddenly the device changes in my hand and becomes something like a camcorder?
looking at the screen i can see i can change channels, alot of them were dark and evil, but some of em were beautiful
i came upon one channel, and the strangest part of it, they could see me too!!!! looking at em through a big screen lol
they actually thought i was a god, i could alter there world by blowing through the screen! lol
i think i may of looked at the screen longer then i should have done, for the next thing i realize is that im within wat i was looking at! lost lucidity again, and got it back, next i find my self in what looks like a brady bunch famly environment, i was outside the sun was out, a happy family playing in the sun.
in the background were 3 people, nobody else could see but me. 2 of these people were riding around on a type of motor bike, strangely this bike made sounds out of star wars lol! i see this other guy tho.... sitting on a tree stump... he had bubble wrap completly covering his face, i go up to him... ask who the fuck are you, no answer i left the plasic off his face, and he flashes razor sharp teeth at me, i guess fear got to me, for i fell onto my back, and he started dragging me away by one of my feet, saying as he pulled me along im gonna show you how to sling up a corpse, few seconds later the guys on the motor bike ride past, almost flying! and deliver a big boot to the guys head as they go past! i awakening a bit shaken lol

I haven't posted in a long time because of work.

I'm at my great-uncle's house when my grandfather shows up. We're hanging out and I'm feeling quite happy that he is visiting me. Suddenly, I say to him, "Hey, grandpa, why are you here? You're dead."
He casually replies, "'They' said I come back down here for a while."
...Who is 'they'?
Later, I'm trying to make him something to eat, but he tells me that it's time for him to go. The moment he leaves, I wake up and the dream is forgotten until it comes back in a flash hours later.

I do believe my grandfather visited me. Besides the fact that we were at his brother's house, something about the dream was...different. It was similar to the way my dream with my great-grandpa was--he leaves, I immediately wake up, and the dream comes back in a flash hours later.

I was standing on a small street. The street reminded me of a small European town center, two to three story merchant shops lined the street, rising up along side of me. LL met me and asked me to go over to his house that was a few blocks away.

LL and I were sitting on a couch, watching something on television. He kept moving closer to me, to which I would move away. LL was making me nervous. I kept getting the impression that he want to have sex with me. I remember thinking "Dude... I'm not gay!" in my mind and somehow I thought it was getting through to him.

The odd thing is that LL isn't gay in RL, yet somehow this manifested in this way in the dream making me uncomfortable.

LL told me that he wanted me to meet one of his friends and we left his place and walked up the street. After a few blocks, we arrived as a modern looking house. It looked like it was nearly finished being constructed. We went into the house and met some woman. LL excused himself and the lady began showing me around the house. Some of the rooms were finished, some were not. We walked upstairs and into the master bedroom. There was a walkin closet that led to the attic. She left me alone in the closet, telling me she need to check on something. I was walking between the attic, the closet and the master bedroom.

In the bedroom, I saw a wooden desk. On the desk were some papers and a pamphlet. Curious, I picked up the pamphlet and it was for people suffering from chocolate addiction. It looked like it was advertising a rehab clinic for people that suffered from the addiction. Most of the pamphlet was in English, but when I turned it over, it looked like the back sheet was in Dutch.

The woman returned to the room to find me looking at the pamphlet. I put it down as soon as I realized that she had returned, but she did see me looking at it. A look of horrified embarrassment fell over her face, she walked over to the bed and laid down on it with her hands over her face. I laid on the bed next to her trying to console her. I told her that I didn't mean to go through her stuff and that I was sorry. I told her not to be embarrassed because I knew. She looked at me and kind of half smiled at me.

She stood up and asked me to follow her. Heading to the kitchen, she gave me a glass of water. She was talking to me, but I couldn't understand what she was saying. I felt really confused and frustrated that I just didn't understand. She pointed out the window at a boat that was sitting at the dock, which suddenly I could now see. Then I heard her say, clearly, LL wanted to take me out on his boat and we needed to go meet him there. She put on a jacket, she grabbed my hand and lead me out the door.

There's not a lot to talk about, exams went well today and tomorrow is the very last after which I have 2 months free which I can fully spend on LDing.

See this as a calm before the storm breaks loose!

I had three distinct dreams, each of which were very clear, but I forgot good chunks of all of them (and the first one entirely):

[Dream Two - 5:30 AM]

- I was in my office at work, and my sister comes by. Together we go to the store where I buy cereal and possibly poptarts.
- A girl was blowing this guy, commenting on how bad his penis tasted. There was also some hinting she was 16, and the creator of the video had to perform some photoshop or something to make her look older.
- I'm squeezing a pimple on my nose, and a giant log comes out of my nose instead. I was scared for a little bit that part of my brain fell out. I squeezed another pimple, and a stream of metallic beads came out, clattering on the sink, and sliding down the drain.

[Dream Three - 7:00 AM]

I was at the bus stop with my sister and one of my childhood friends, #72-. At one point I go across the street to use the bathroom, where a phone was hanging on the wall and started ringing. I answer, commenting how it was stupid to be calling here. I go back to the stop, and do some one-arm pull-ups on the bus stop structure. Later the three of us decide to just walk, but then the bus comes by and turns the corner. I run over there with them, but realize I left my backpack at the stop. At this point I notice I'm wearing pajamas on my bottom half. I grab my bag, and make it to the bus, where a retarded kid was licking the tire. Getting on, I noticed it was fairly empty, and took the seat in front of my sister. We drive by #5121-820, who is with four girls, including #521-0 and starts waving at us. An announcer, possibly my father, comments on how #5121-820 was "getting big." I later see HorseLime's mother, who drives me the rest of the way to school.

I was wandering an empty city, there were skyscrapers all around me. I heard/felt the presence of someone. at first I thought it was Meta Knight, but they disappeared into an alleyway before I could know for sure. I followed them.

When I emerged on the other side, I was shocked to see a hulking tower of a person that looked like a cross between Zangief from street fighter, and Berserker from fate/stay knight, holding a giant two-handed sword. I was worried I wouldn't be able to beat him, but I drew a sword anyway. It was a longsword with a steel tip and a blue serrated blade. I only saw the blade part and did not examine the guard or grip.

I charged as he held his ground, but The moment we were about to clash, something changed in him. He doubled over, seemingly in pain. I stopped my charge, He seemed to be having a heart attack. I opened a main menu screen that took up my entire vision, frantically looking for a hospital button, after going through several menus, I found it and teleported us both to the nearest hospital. I laid him on an in-patient bed and called for a doctor, no one heard me. I realized we were still in the deserted town, and there was no one staffing the hospital. I woke up soon after.

Had a dream I tried to call my dream guide with a remote control. I kept getting a voice operater saying to leave a message. I got mad cause I felt something scary would pop up so I screamed for Eye. A invisible person came into the room massaging my feet. I got mad and was about to beat the thing up cause it reminded me of the scary dream I had with the invisible being. The invisible person hugged me from behind like the bear hug thing adults do to kids who are mad and chaotic. I calmed down a bit than we was teleported to another room. The invisible thing picked me up and said "why don't we go to the backyard". He put me down than changed into my dog max. I moved a bit and he pushed me into the door. I think I scared him a bit but he scared me too so I said " Listen! I believe in Jehovah and Jesus so don't even try to pull something out there!". I opened the door and we went into the yard. I got scared if I looked to the left I would see a tombstone or dead body so I kept walking and was going to climb the fence than ditch the dog. He said there was nobody outside and it did look empty but I just started climbing the fence. But than I felt this weak feeling in the dream, fell down and woke up
I really need to stop being scared. :/

-My first dream I can't recall had my sister in it. Either in reality or in the dream I thought "man she's in aaaaaaaall of my dreams. That's crazy!"

Second dream:
I'm doing some stuff I can't currently remember. Walking somewhere. I think I'm in some sort of school. I talk to The Cup about classes and look at my notebook, then his. I sit down. (There's something with a car). My current roomie sits next to me. The Cup I believe is to my right and the roomie to my left. He says something to me? Then says something to my other roomie across the room in a different language. The professor is a woman who claims she has photographic memory. She walks in between the desks and nearby me. I think about how long she's able to remember any given image or sequence of events, but don't ask her. I recall reading someone who said they forget after 2 weeks. I'm worried about her memory, because this means she'll remember if I'm ever goofin off in class. She has curly red hair and freckles, but she's bald on the top of her head. I'm thinking of having sex with her. Eventually, she asks if anyone has some sort of paper. The Cup has it, but I don't think I do? I take out some sort of graph paper which will apparently do the trick. The Cup was the only person who said he had it, and she asks the class if really only one person had the paper, implying more people had it but didn't say anything.

-I'm with dad and I think I'm driving in the rain. I see another car pulled over and ask them if they need a jump. They say they do (I think this is a woman). My dad and I get out and open up some part of their car. We look inside, and it's like we're looking inside a closet. I have a multimeter and my Dad has something. I see the battery holders and I think we're rearranging the batteries, which are just AA. I'm confused about how I should put the leads of the multimeter, and my dad tells me where to put black and red. I go ah that makes sense and put the leads where he directs. I'm embarrassed that I didn't know what to do. Later, I'm walking up some stairs in the back of some building. I think I look at a picture on the wall and somehow remark that the person affiliated with the picture is admirable.

Date: 6/18/14
Time Slept: 12:15 am to 6:30 am
Dream Quality/Recall Upon Waking: Average vividness, below-average recall
Sleep Schedule: Irregular, getting on schedule
Pre-Bed: Looking movie
Waking Up: Ok

I recall only two dreams:

1) Coursera
It was almost like normal life, the eviroment was my normal house, siting in the same spot in the coach. Then i was trying to finish one of the lesson of the Coursera´s Neurobiology course, but when i tried to do it, couldn't! because i passed the hard line, i was kind of confused since i knew that i was still on time, but checking the time and date it confirmed that i was over due. I felt a bit of frustration, but after that i belt like its ok, doesn't matter.

2)House
This could be a dream sight, since it is a recurring dream that i had for years. The area its the same as many other similar dreams in the past, its a hill in a city colony, kind of new residential zone, where there is only few plots of land without construction. The feeling is that the land is almost all gone, and that i wish o could have bought more when it was available. We have a house in that area, but its the same that in RL, just that the cluster is not gated, and i start feeling that its not safe the house, since it has many huge cristal windows and its not in a gated community. In that house its living my mother and i feel that she is not safe there, so i tell her that it should be better if she move to our other house that is more secure.

Date:19th of june.
Total sleep:7-ish hours.
Daytime Techniques: RC's, awareness, mantras, dream yoga.
Lucid Techniques: Stabilizisation,
Recall Techniques: Dj, lie still in bed.
Fell Asleep: 00.30 AM
Dream Title: The mystery of the coins.
Dream: I remember quite a bit of this drea, but since it was so long, there are parts i do not recall. Here we go: I have no recall of the starts, but i know i was somehow granded the ability to switch places with some, just by flicking my wrist. Suddenly, i can no longer do it. I wander of into a different classroom, and a guy named Simon is about to throw some coins, that are magical, somehow. I dive after them, and i get quite a few. I go out of the school area, to the grocey store. And i buy a pack of buns. It seems the the coins have the ability to transmutate items. I bought the pack of buns to transmutate them into something. Suddenly there is a gap in my memory, and i am toilet that floats above the ground. 2 bullies lock me in the toilet, but i eventually convince them to let me out. We walk up gågata in Halden, Norway.
Awake:08.00
Vividness: 8
Awareness: 2
Length: Very long.
Emotions: Happiness, sadness, dissapointment.
Dream Signs: Magic, school, my city.


Dream Title: Stabilizisation training in a large city.
Dream: I walk down a large road, and go into some kind of hospital room with my mother, the doctor gives me ice-cream. I walk a bi farther down the main road, and i decide to take a look at my hands. I look for a second, then suddenly i almost lose control of the dream. I decide to try train my stabilizisation, and go over to a girl, grab her hand, and start running. We run by the docks, and it doesn't take long before i wake up.
Awake: 08.20
Vividness: 9
Awareness:8
Length: 5
Emotions: Happiness, feeling of success
Dream Signs: Ice-cream, small city.

Dream fragments: I am talking to one of my teachers, Bente Haug. I explain the second dream to her.
Parts of the dreams that i cant remember where happened: I flirt with a girl by switching places with her.