non-lucid

I'm arguing with my sister about chores. Everyone has one or two things to do, except for me. I tell her it doesn't make any sense. In the process I wake up the the mother of my mothers child!? She was sleeping in my sisters old room (I think we were younger). Anyways, I think someone had to drop her off. I was suggesting to do it myself. She mentioned something about money, and she gave me like 40 bucks.

I walked outside (was nowhere near my house) and saw myself in a muddy yard. A truck was parked next to my dirt bike and I was about to start it. The guy in the truck (super swamper tiers) looked down and ask me what model it was. I didn't know, and I struggled to read the brand. Eventually he told me what it was, and said it was a good bike. D comes up to me and says he needs to talk to me.


I'm in the back seat of a car, and I'm like "what you got a problem with something?". "Maybe, it depends", he replies. Then he asks me "I heard you've been talking to RA on Facebook. Then he goes on saying how I was writing something on her wall. "Yeah, I've been friends with her forever, but I don't even use that crap anymore". Then he looks me in the eye and says "okay, but do you like her". I hesitated and said "man even if I did, she's hundreds of miles away and I'll never see her again". "Ra was always a cool chick but that's all it was, I don't think she'd be interested in me", I continued.

"Okay", he said, and I walked off. By now there were tons of people from high school here. It was some sort of dinner. D had M follow me around, and I decided to flirt/talk to whomever I wanted to. Then I saw G. She was wearing a silver cocktail dress. She finished a couple of bites of food, and said 'hi'. Then She stood up, and gave me a huge hug. I gave M a look like "yeah I hit this", even though I only made out with her a few times. She asked me how I was doing, and I told her "as beautiful as you".

Normally i see black and a few random visualizations while trying to sleep.
This time I think I dreamed (but I was certain I was struggling to sleep) for a second and I don't realize, but then I realize and it fades to black and I continue struggling to sleep, this happened 3 times I think, I don't actually remember falling asleep.

fragment 1: my 4 year old had a huge overgrown beard of dark hair (in reality his hair is light), and I decided to cut and shave off his beard to look what his face looks like underneath, but I was not going to cut his hair in the back of his head on my own because I feared botching the job, for that I planned to take him to a barber another day. I think this dream ended before the beard was off, so I did not get to see his face.

fragment 2: a library book came with options on the dust jacket, and one of the options was to "keep this book", but then there was a hyperlink (on the paperback book) and when you clicked it, it said, "just kidding, that would be stealing, and against God's commandment, and a smiley."

Fragment 3: also library related but separate dream. I was standing in line at library to find out something, but someone else was saying that the library could not do something because that would be illegal. I don't remember what that something was.

Dream recall from today's nap.

At one point in dream i was trying to nap but i was getting distracted by family literally interrupting me, i was annoyed and told them to go away then i continued nap, but got this weird sensation of unstability, i took off headphones with binaurals playing and went to balcony, dream faded out.

Thai weed shaped into Olympic rings, smoked one with old friend, felt stoned in dream. Lost them and accused him of nicking 'em & he was laughing. Outdoor toilet which was basically a step leading onto an open sewer..

I was next to this bear sat on a chair (sounds like the beginning of a nursery rhyme I know!) and behind him was like a cabinet with different herbs on each shelf. I was following some instructions to get the ingredients from among these herbs to make bear soup to cure this poorly bear as it was sick and kept slumping forward on the chair. I kept having to prop it up so it didn't fall off!

Tonight I dreamt that I was a Ninja, and part of a ninja family. I had two brothers, and I get the impression that were always doing things together. I was physically the strongest, but dumb as a rock, something our father was always complaining about. Something about a bad dice roll on while creating my character. (So I guess it was a role-playing game?)

Me and my brothers were at the gym, where we talked about these things. It looked exactly like my local gym. That was when me and one of my brothers hatched a "cunning" plan.
We two decided to try it right away. We snuck into a heavily guarded bank, where they were keeping some kind of super goo gold, while being disguised as tourists. That meant that we were wearing baseball caps and sunglasses. We found the gold, it was some kind of green goo that contained a huge orb of gold inside it. We quickly grabbed the gold and teleported back to the gym out using our ninja powers!

However when we got back we realised that their security cameras might not have been fooled by our simple disguise, and we were right. Just as we said so we saw our faces on a nearby TV screen. They were giving out a reward for anyone who could find us. We were ecstatic, we were on TV!

Our other brother wasn't very pleased though, something about us being idiots...

Think that I'm in Wales in a camper van or caravan with living with some guys & girls, some of which I recognised from when I lived out there. General theme was a rave/outdoor festival being organised. Someone I knew from my hometown where I live now was involved in the plans. And I remember him saying he'd been to the council & got permission & had a poster with some potential acts listed. Money seemed to be a theme too & someone I knew was also trying to get a cheque card from the bank but struggling to.
At one point I was in bed with three girls, one I recognised from the past and another who layed on me saying 'tell me all about it', but I didn't know what to say!
The dream then got really dark & it was like I watching a horror film where this guy finds his family hung in the attic (this was around the time that I first saw the film 'Sinister' so anyone who's seen it will understand!).

I've been very slack on here lately but am going to try to catch up on some dream journal entries that I've been logging into my phone with the intention of writing here.
I unfortunately haven't recorded the dates of these dreams but am just going to type them up in the order they appear in my phone.

Bristol/Jaguar dream

At a friends in Bristol (despite never having been there but having friends there!), playing with a dog in the garden a Jaguar appears, I run next door and lock out this Jaguar from the garden. Suddenly I'm in house and there's this mad bitch we can see through the window, she's going from house to house trying to smash in people's doors with a spade. She comes to the house I'm in with an accomplice. I call the police to tell them and they just hangup! Then I open the door to confront them, they try to cut my hand with a sickle but it's blunt but I vividly feel it going over the top of my hand. I wake myself up screaming 'Get Away!'.

Girl on phone: "Fatal!"
"Wait", Grab her arm.

Don't break my arms.

Dream 1(fragment):

I was in some ruined city area.

Dream 2(fragment):

I was browsing dreamviews and there was some discussion about dreams.

Dream 3(fragment):

I was in chat, BrandonBoss was saying something about Mississippi and then there was talk about shmups, BrandonBoss mentioned some shmup but i was not sure what to think about it, then someone posted video and i started watching it, it looked like touhou but horizontal and also there were alot of aimed lasers.

Man I've been a real dick about my DJ lately, I apologize. Mainly sorry to myself. Anyway, had a really, uh, nice(?) nonlucid, followed by an ok WILD.

The non lucid was before my WBTB. 7 celebrities were taping an episode of their newest reality show at my parents old house. We were all there helping. I only remember 3 of the celebrities, which were Kevin Durand (<3), Russell Crowe, and Alec Baldwin. The 3 of them tended to ham it up together alot, I remember that. Anyway, I remember that it was a wednesday, and that the next night would be the last night of taping followed by a big party for them. So we, including the celebrities, were all in charge of cleaning up the house. Kevin got vacuum duty. Watching a 6' 7" hunk of burning love and muscle vacuum my parents' house was just.... nice. I told him to stay out of my old bedroom though (it was too messy and I was embarrassed).

I was helping mom in the kitchen, and I remember being kinda stressed about everything going on. I leaned against the island counter and rested my head in my hands, when I felt a really large presence come up behind me, and start lightly scratching my back. I whipped around and it was Kevin. I backed up a couple feet with my hands up, saying "Dude! Don't..." (Bear in mind y'all that I believe this is all real, and I'm loyal to my bf). Kevin put his hand over his heart and said, "Ok, ok, I'm sorry. Now I know not to try to get to second base with you at the party tomorrow." Then he grinned at me. I just stood there, completely frozen, when it dawned on me that Danny and I DO have a deal that we can each pick one celebrity if the opportunity presented itself. Danny picked Sandra Bullock, I picked, well, you know who. I said, "Oh are we going to the party together tomorrow?" He just kept grinning and looking sexier than just about anything I had ever laid my eyes on. Then I said something corny about how nice he is in real life, then I ran to my room, looking for something sexy to wear to the party, while humming some opera. That's all I remember from that dream. I woke up at about 6:30am from it, with an emotional hangover.

Anyway, so y'all can see what I'm working with here:



The WILD was less interesting. WBTB, then I woke up, rolled over, felt some vibrations. Instead of opening my dream eyes, I just tried to see through my eyelids, and it worked. I could see my room slowly form in front of me, as if my eyelids were becoming transparent. Maybe the 2nd or 3rd time I was able to do this. Really cool. Anyway, I got out of bed, feeling like I really was getting up in real life. I was happy when I left the room and saw the livingroom empty of all furniture, with Chris on the floor playing with toys. I tried to think of the TOTM I wanted to do, and I remember wanting to summon Kevin Durand as the archangel Gabriel from Legion I said "Hey Chris, want to go outside with me and see if we can summon Gabriel?" So he followed me outside. I called to the clouds a few times, but no success. I woke up shortly after.

Gotta work on those summoning skills!

I was in a submarine with this girl. I think it was a girl that I go to school with bit I couldn't tell. We were at the bottom of what I thought was the ocean and started sinking. I was scared. She insisted on going out and trying to weld the hole shut. We suited up and went out to fix it. We fixed it. While we were out, the lighting dramatically changed. It went from really bright to really dark. It got so dark that I couldn't see. She then said we should try to save ourselves by swimming to the surface. We went up and when we surfaced I remember seeing a lot of gray like winter weather. There were also a lot of waves. We could see a coast guard ship in the distance and the girl said we should try to swim to it. We started swimming and then two rescue swimmers decided to try and help. They started taking pictures of us with cellphones (wtf?) and told us they would be back in six hours to rescue us. I remember being super pissed at the situation. I shouted "That's bullsh*t!" Then I swam left. My lake house was probably just a few feet of swimming (also wtf?) so i just swam to it. When I got onto land, I shouted to the girl that I as going to go play xbox 360 while we waited to be rescued (really?). I was also thinking about getting checked for an air embolism because I thought it was weird swimming to the surface from so deep. Then I think I started to become lucid but I woke up.

Date: 28 May

Comments: Fourth day of fragmented recall, I hope this isn't the new normal

Fragment1: In my grandma's place, there is a huge box of B2 vitamins

Fragment2: Eating blue sharks, I was wondering about the exact species names

Fragment3: I possibly had an ld on the street, some animals were involved.

Fragment4: FA, I catch myself thinking about the dream that has just been, semi awake to bring this temporarily to consciousness, then fall asleep again.

Fragment5: My mom's friends are accompanying a living body which is just a body no mind/soul at the moment, and can easily follow them by itself as long as they are close enough. I later see a big lady bug which hits something like a lamp and makes loud noise when doing so.

Date: 27 May

Total sleep time: 9 + hrs

Pre bed: Lots of spaghetti

Sleep quality and recall: while I know that there were many long dreams , I cannot access them. Was very sleepy and it felt like deep sleep, woke up a few times naturally, but decided against any serious WBTB.

Fragment1: I am discussing dreaming quantity and mantras

Fragment2: A small white fluffy dog

Fragment3: sexy moments

Fragment4: In high school, my teacher from primary school is there and he seems angry

Fragment5: In high school again, in another room making plans with a friend of mine

Fragment6: In some place which is supposed to be my parents', I must evacuate the place because someone is after me, but I am distracted, they almost get me.

Fragment7: It is the middle of the final school year, and a friend of mine gets transferred to our class. I am very happy about that and begin to imagine how cool it will all be