non-lucid

Boat
I'm in a boat with my father. We are going up a narrow, rocky river to Seattle. We get nervous as the reckless captain barely steers around obstacles. Then a killer whale is following us. It's hard to tell if it's stalking us or just wants to play because it looks like it's smiling. The killer whale says something ominous. I forget exactly but it was something like "I wonder what they taste like?" I say, "I hope that's just something the trainer taught him to say." As if a killer whale could be taught to speak like a parrot without understanding the words it says.

Hotel Shower
I'm in a hotel room with my mother and sister. I'm examining the shower head. I want to replace it with a larger one that also has a flexible hose that can be detached. The shower is just a tub though and the faucet isn't high enough. I think I could install some pipe to extend it higher.
I leave the shower. My mother is ready to leave. Her hotel is 6 blocks away. I suppose we are in San Francisco. I ask her to wait 5 minutes so I can walk with her. My sister judges my clothes.

I was on a porch and it was raining. There was a cord hanging down from the roof from one end to the other, and a white cloth was hanging on it. I knocked it off somehow and was trying to put it somewhere to dry, but couldn't find a place. Someone showed up.

May or may not be separate dreams:

- Someone thought I was lying about something.

- I jumped out of a window(?) between worlds that were in the form of two bodies of water in forests, choosing the right one. I think there was a small dog there?

Dream recall didn't worked as well because i did accidentally moved as soon as i woke up, but i still remembered most of major parts.

Apparently i was living in the family of thieves(They looked nothing like my IWL family but my dream self still referred to them as is), we had alot of stuff and we had a few places in different cities that we moved between from time to time. Also we had some console and i was playing some games on it(don't remember them at all ).
As we were moving to another place, we decided to steal a bit of stuff from some food stand, and we did so successfully. As we got to another of our places, we had a meal that we cooked from the food that we just got, and it was very tasty.
There were some detectives after us the whole time, but they were always failing to spot anything about us. Until now. Some detective entered our place and started checking for things, apparently he had found a note book and that somehow told him that i murdered some important person(?). The detective ended up being killed, but more were coming so we ran away from the place. Dream skips.
I was alone in some sort of airport place, very bored. I opened menu, pressed save, then pressed exit. Dream faded out.

I was in an underground facility of some sort with "someone". There was concrete everywhere and it was dark and seemed damp.

I remember walking up a ramp and looking through vertical windows in a very large door and seeing what looked like reactors, glowing green. They had honeycomb patterns and windows on them and in the windows, the green glow was more intense. They looked like half spheres sitting on the floor.

I then remember walking past three or four incubators with babies in them. Alive, but not moving. The incubators were more advanced than a regular hospital one, with lots of lights and gadgets everywhere. One of these babies was huge, I would say four feet long.

After seeing these the dream ended.

- An abandoned cinema, a bunch of my classmates. We went outdoors, there was a beautiful beach and it got dark fast. I took my watch and put it in my pocket, didn't want to get it wet, though I still went swimming fully clothed. Later, we returned to the cinema, we ate gummy bears and sat in the middle of everything, just chilling. For some reason, I really wanted to talk to a classmate but I didn't want everyone to hear what I had to say to him. (lol?)

- I tried playing Brother John on guitar but it was very much out of tune and I kept pulling the wrong string. Then the bitchfriend of my bro came over there and we got in a fight about something, not quite sure what happened.

- A supermarket, I was in a back room with someone and an annoying kid kept on trying to get in there. I had control over the music being played in the supermarket and I kept replaying some song. The kid turned into a little bunch of bananas and I put it back to the shelf of bananas, on the verge of tears as sad music played on the background.
Then I went to take a look at the map of the whole place to find an electronics store, but there weren't any. Whoever I was with, showed me which stores we still had to go to, they were all located on the second floor.
We sat down in a table with a woman and two guys, the woman took her pink iphone (pls.) and played a song from Avenged Sevenfold. They spoke in some unknown language, but it seemed like polish to me. The song was also in polish. I was not amused. My wallet was lying on the table and they were exploring it, I loudly asked what the fuck, got up and left. They said something else and I yelled something back at them.
Change of scenery, just stepped in from the front door, see my brother and his gf in the living room. I was still pissed off that he had broken up with his previous girlfriend, because this one was a total bitch. Anyway, I was disappointed that the bitch was still here.

Brother never left his current gf. Idk why'd I dream about something like that.
inb4 i see da future

non-dream dream semi-lucid lucid false awakening

A real-life storm hit us and I had a hard time falling asleep because of the noise of the violent winds and rain. So I dreamt about it.
I am trying to keep my family safe from the storm, so I check all windows and doors. Then I realize this storm has something evil in it and is trying to break in. I can hear and feel the monsters outside breathing and scratching. My aunt is somehow hypnotized by their calling and tries to let them in. I fight to stop her, but she manages to open a window. As I run to close it, I see the shadows outside. They are getting closer and closer.
Meanwhile she goes downstairs to open the front door. I run after her. My humble home seems like a huge castle now. At the end of a huge staircase is a huge wooden door, 3 mts high and she is opening it. I scream "Nooo"! but arrive to late. After a moment of silence, they start coming inside. But instead of demons with fangs and claws, I see Snow White and Cinderela and other characters of the kind. I show surprise and when Snow White is right in front of me I say "So, you're the monsters?". She looks into my eyes and says "You bet. We're gonna fucking kill you." and she tries to hit me. I stop her punch and say "No way, bitches!" and I punch her back and then I have an epic fight with all these Disney princesses from hell.

It's the end of the world as we know it. I was in no need in a hurry to get it over with. It was already day light and some of these people were already started to panic when we first heard about it. I didn't panic as much as them. We were in a store, across from this store there was another building with a ladder attached to it. My job was to climb the ladder to help save the world.

I had this small piece of gasoline in my hand, I was supposed to use this to ignite some fire somewhere on top of the ladder. Sometimes I would never reach the top though, the gasoline would always fall out. There was people watching as well, they helped me refuel the gasoline tank every time I dropped some.

I kept dropping gasoline on the floor, by then, we all gave up and some of the people were even throwing gasoline on me just because I couldn't reach the ladder. It never bothered me, but I still tried to ignite the area on top of the ladder.

The world was now seconds away from ending. I appeared back at my home, the front yard and waited for the world to die. At that moment, I raised my right arm an pounced it in mid air to try and see if I was strong enough to destroy the world with my fist. It didn't work.

I climbed halfway a wall to see what was on the other side. I seen no sign of danger anywhere, it all seemed calm. I then got back on to the ground, turned around and started pouncing my fists some more. It still didn't work. I walked over to the grassy area in front of my house. That's when it hit me. I was laid down and felt a breeze between my legs. I extended my hand out towards it and knew it was fire! I quickly tried to put the fire out by tapping on the fire but the fire was too fast! The fire quickly made its way up towards my torso, at when I realized, I don't care, my parents are going to have to find me dead on the front lawn. The fire eventually made its way up to my head and I woke up.

Hardly remember much now. I'm in my living room and a guy drives by and shoots randomly in the neighborhood, so I hit the floor. He leaves, but I know he'll be back. I go to the basement. Dad says it's even more dangerous down there for reasons I don't remember. Later, the basement is suddenly at ground level. Later, I'm in some kind of obstacle course or space ship or something with a bunch of other people on my side. We're doing something...

Later, I'm escorting an old woman through a dangerous place with my friend. One of the enemies briefly becomes/controls a spinosaurus and my friend and I have to shoot and kill it before it gets to us. We almost make it, but not before it injures the old lady (only a small cut on the foot, but it hinders her walking and we have to fix it). I get the idea that this black paint we have that makes you grow a beard could also heal her cut, so I lather some on, but it seems to make the cut hurt even more. I try to combine it with the sponge we have (all the things I have are in an inventory like a video game), but that doesn't make it work any better. Then the enemies arrive and something happens?

I'm texting my friend as I arrive at the biggest grocery store/mall in the world. She offers to play some computer game with me, and I say I can't, I'm at the biggest grocery store/mall in the world. I text her again when I see someone leaving the store with a BUNCH of groceries, including a jug of strawberry milk that is about three times as big as a regular gallon.

I think maybe this is the second time becoming lucid since I made this account, could actually be the first . I normally have a lot of lucid dreams but it just didn't happen until the morning of yesterday. I am walking in a desert and am half lucid until I spot this hidden path. I think I want to explore this way then I notice I can control myself and become fully aware of my lucidity. I start off down this path with rocks assorted out like a small pathway. There is miles of nothing just desert around me, with some huge rocks in the distance. I see this path lead to a way to climb up a mountain in front of me, and there is a waterfall coming down it as well along the way. I can't wait to start off my journey and I wake up shortly after. I am still sleepy so I close my eyes to go into another scenario. I do the HI thing and an image of a corner of a room and a ceiling shows up with the wallpaper peeling off the wall. I am fully focused and go into it and am on a couch now looking up at that exact spot I was picturing. I sit up and notice the room I am in is almost too small for a normal human being, having to duck my head a bit. I try rubbing my hands together to bring some clarity which sort of works at first. I think it is good enough and get up off the couch. I look down in front of me and see a small brown dog lying there. I lose focus and it goes black. I go back into another one and am in a battle zone. It starts off like an online war game would and we all disperse at the same time to go out into battle. I fly up onto a house with a woman lying on her side. A small inappropriate scene happens and I wake up. I try to go into another one which almost works. I see the image of where I want to go which is out in the woods with a huge electricity tower thing in the background. I am planning a nature walk but I don't have enough focus to go into it and lose it pretty quickly.

I then go out of LD mode and go into some normal dreams.
I wake up in living room and see mom with someone else's baby in her hands so I go back to my room. Mom meets me back there asking me what type of pizza I want showing me this piece of pizza with the texture of what looks like a carpet design. I wake up IRL wondering if I actually came back to my room realizing that I slept in my bed like normal. I try to go back to sleep and have some weird hallucinations. I see them almost as if I didn't even fall asleep, directly upon closing my eyes. I see a kid get up in my face in one next to my bed. Wake then see a hand feel my forehead. I see another one of a person next to me checking my health like a doctor all only for a very short amount of time as they disappear seconds upon seeing them. I think they are the visual hallucinations you get from sleep paralysis even though I didn't go into SP as I seemed aware and awake when they happened. Then I fell asleep for realz. I was in my room and Levi had his bong. I told him not to smoke it with my door being wide open and it being daytime. He persists saying we won't get caught, which was totally fucking stupid to me. He hits it anyway and I'm pissed. I hide in my bathroom hiding all my shit expecting to be in serious trouble anytime now. It switches to me being in bed and there is a bag of weed laying on the bed next to me. Mom walks in and I do a horrible job at trying to keep it from site with my dream journal which I also keep on bed.

Dream skip

I am with Levi at my house and we are by ourselves when suddenly we hear a Razor motor vehicle thing driving outside. There are three guys on it. There start running into the side of the house purposely trying ti fuck it up. We go out back and then they are in the house and they have guns. We go to grab Levi's guns and I grab a chainsaw. There are two booths with security officers in them out of nowhere and they are calling police. The police take away my chainsaw. I wake up at some point.

I somehow achieve lucidity again and am in my house. I walk up to the refrigerator and look at one of the pictures on there. It shows a woman with a weird look on her face and I take it off the refrigerator door. I see both of my brothers as DCs. I show them the picture and they think it is weird to. Wake up.

I keep on waking up at Levi's house, I literally believe I am staying there for the day as I spent the whole day there, until we went to bed in the dream. We are wanting to make something to eat. I had this box of shrimp that I brought over and I see there is only seven left. We are bummed out, I say we can mix it in with something else. Then all of the sudden we look in box and there are shrimp in all four corners, one on both sides directly from each other in the middle, and one sitting directly in the middle of all the shrimp making another seven pieces. We are then psyched and then split the shrimp. I remember dropping one on the floor and I tried to hurry and pick it up. Those are all the details from it. Other than that I am glad I finally experienced some lucidity once again.

We are out in front yard of our house. It is night time and we have a fire lit. My friends and I are planning to take our lives (which is weird because I don't think suicide is right). We kill my dog Bullseye and I see his body lying next to the fire. I am greatly saddened and at some point realize we don't need to do this. I look over and see my dog get back up barely alive and I am calling out to him still crying but happy. Wake up not liking that dream.

I am playing some sort of Dragonball Z like game with guns in it at my grandma's house. I am raping at it.

I am at school again and am with my friend, Levi. We teach this kid a lesson, who fucked with a family member of ours. We end up becoming friends with the kid so he doesn't decide to go on a killing spree or something. We are sneaking out the back of the school a little bit before the end of the day. We walk outside and it is night time. There are fireworks going off in the sky and we are celebrating the end of school I think.

I am sleeping over at my friends house (not the same IRL). I am on the couch and he is on the floor. We get up and at some point given a lot of money for some reason. We go to my grandma's house. That's all I remember from yesterday's dreams.

I am in a parking lot from high school and am in a black SUV. I am buying some excellent bud off my friends. We smoke this round joint, he doesn't think his bud is that good. I tell him to hit it again and he changes his mind. Now picture a circular joint connected at both ends. In one side there are six small holes poked in the paper to smoke through and the other side is lit and burns down both sides. That is what we were smoking.

Dream skip

I am in a road tunnel place and I somehow fall out of my car as I am driving and lose it as it continues to drive away itself.

Dream skip

I am in some strangers' house with my bud that I bought. I have most of my bud laid out and I figure out the family is against all drugs. I slowly put back in my medicine bottle (what I put it in IRL) as one the kids (a teenager) watches me with an angry look on his face. I am trying to shove all of it in at once. It switches to us being out on the roof of a building. The kid is there and tied up to something, I think a red pole maybe and is laughing crazily. The bud is still lying on the ground where I left it. As IRL I would be shitting myself, I try to walk towards the amazing bud to retrieve it but the wind is blowing hard. I am trying real hard to make my way towards it and I wake up before I can get to it. I was so fucking pissed that I didn't get to it after that.

-First lucid fragment? I realize I am dreaming on a beach and proceed to touch a palm and spin a little to stabilize it. It works, but is not very effective. I look at my hands, and shortly after that the dream collapses. It was no more than a few seconds. Wai. Is this the way it works for first lucids more often? PM me please!
-Watching a TV show where a big pterodactylus throws a little rhino onto a smaller pterodactylus that was laying on the ground.
-A girl strokes my leg. Then I kicked her. What.
-I am in the testing room from the Incredibles movie. It faded to black, so I probably died.

18.01.2013

Wife's school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Wife was going to class and for some reason, I was going with her.

On our way, we met with some of her old childhood friends, and she was very excited about it.

This dream happened during day and they were talking in a weird language.

Once we went to class, she was sitting all the time with a classmate, ignoring both me and her childhood friends. We needed to go to a different class. I needed to do some sort of videogame test to get from one class to another. It was a third person dream here.

When I got to the new class, there were computers and lots of people. She was sitting in a red couch with someone, and she was upset for some reason.

I am on a slide and it has just rained so it is slippery, which makes slides more fun. As I was sliding down this red slide, it curved and somehow i flew off the curve and went off a great distance. I try to grab on to something but end up falling onto the ground. I get up and I am fine. There is this kid on the swing set hypnotizing another kid. I try to slap him out of it but the hypnotizer says I must beat him at a swing challenge. I get on the swing and he gets on the other swing. A reality shift occured. The swing became much larger and much higher off the ground. The swings swung at each other instead of with each other. Each time we swung past each other we tried to knock the other off the swing. I hit him causing him to fall but he hung on to the swing, prolonging the challenge.

I knock him off for good and I win. The dream changes again. It is dark but I am still at a playground. I am with some guys that seem to be friends. A man started to come after us and I went down the slide and started to run, I hear gun shots go off and my friends fall to their feet. Then I get shot and the dream changes again. I am on a train this time. There is this man with a strange blue line on his back he says it's "bread" and one of the passengers say "Everything is made of bread" I then go on and ramble on how everything is made of atoms. I believe my exact words were. "Atoms are the building blocks of all matter, how you put them together determins what it becomes. There is saying that everything is made of energy and energy is..whoops, I meant to say that matter is just condensed energy" they tell me that "the point of this is just stupid"

I wake up after this.

Probably the absolute most craziest dream I've ever had in my life: It's been awhile since I wrote an entry in my journal. I just had a dream that I went to my uncle's house to meet my fortune telling aunt. But we randomly had to go to a church. When we went outside of the house, my mom was taking down a basketball goal with something, i forgot what it was. There was also a "Twitter" logo on the ground (the website). So my dream teleports me to this church where apparently a bunch of political campaigns are being run. There is a whole lot of mudslinging and a lot of horrible things being said. Then my aunt comes to me with a phone that looks like it was made in the 90's. I take it from her and listen. I could hardly make out a word the woman said. Just the , this group of mudslingers comes up to my car and yells "Michaels is a <racial slur>, vote for some the other guy." I then yell at my dad to drive forward a little because we were in a car. When we got up there I got yelled at over the phone for not listening to her speak. So then, theres these weird things that i noticed in the sky that seemed to look like moons, they were blocked by the atmosphere kinda like how the moon looks when you see it during the day, there was two of them. Then the brightness of the light outside gets nuked, it would be like going from noon to close to sunset instantly. My dad says "oh its just an extraterrestrial phenomenon." Then I look up at the sun, its slowly burning out. "Yep, i guess the sun is burning out." My dad said calm as ever. I woke up.

I learned my lesson to never take Robitussin before bed. Lol