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All week I have been adjusting my alarms trying to figure out when my REM cycles begin. When ever I was setting alarms I found myself waking up 2-3 minutes before them and instead of finding my REM cycles I think I was interrupting my sleep cycles. I've tried anywhere from 1 minute WBTBs to an hour and a half WBTBs and nothing was seeming to work. Last night I went back to what gave me my success and was rewarded with a brief WILD. From this I've learned its best to use my natural awakenings in the night when attempting WILD.

I naturally woke up at around 2 and 4:30 last night. At 2 I decided just to go back to bed and at 4:30 I decided to WBTB. I stayed up for about 20 minutes and went back to sleep. I almost had a transition then my GF started shifting in the bed and woke me up. So I moved into another position and started again. Shortly after I found myself experiencing very strong imagery. This was the first time I experienced bright blocks of vivid colors. I stayed calm and passive and after about 2 minutes I found myself floating forward. As I was entering my dream it felt very unstable so I quickly tried to stabilize and after feeling comfortable I stated my first and last name very clearly. At this point I was in a black void and I was unsure of what to visualize. I was just observing and in the distance I saw what looked like a picture frame. I tried to pull myself into the scene but was unsuccessful. I decided to close my dream eyes and I do not recall visualizing much but upon opening my eyes I found myself in a kitchen that resembled one I am familiar with in reality. To my right was a sliding glass door, to my left was a hallway. I looked outside it briefly and recall seeing a deck outside. Then I turned to my left and began walking down the hallway. While I was walking down the hall I was thinking about what to do. First thing that came to mind was a reality check. I wanted to remind myself why I do reality checks throughout the day. I stopped and examined my fingers and began pushing my right index finger through my left palm. I looked closely and recall thinking that the detail of my hand was fairly accurate. I placed my palm face up and pulled my finger out and watched my palm heal almost instantly. I turned to my right and there was a flight of stairs. I began walking up the stairs which had a set of double doors at the top. I began visualizing that through the doors would be a dream scene I've been studying from a National Geographic. As I became closer to the door my dream began to fade to black. I was to focused on visualizing to realize I needed to stabilize my dream and shortly after I found myself awake in my bed.

While this wasn't the best WILD I've had it was a relief after struggling through the week. I think I've found what works best for me though and I will be sticking to it.

I was only able to recollect bits and pieces of one dream, which I also wrote down in tags. The overall dream quality was rather poor as I am unable to recall a lot.

The setting of the dream was a James Bond level from the Everything or Nothing game. I was to enter the building undetected, which of course posed a problem. In the dream I was discussing the incursion with several others whom I did not know (dream characters, obviously).

Seeing I knew the game, I knew within the dream what would happen, namely that a woman would be there who I would needed to massage and speak to. There the next problem occurred as my voice did not sound as the voice of James Bond. Via a way I do not understand (or maybe I just can't recall it) the conversation went to discussing ways of making my voice sound like that of James Bond. Which could be done by modifying the waves, just like in music. After all, one of the dream characters said, music is sound, just like speech. So whatever applies for music, also applies for spoken language.

I missed the waking up moment in my dream, unfortunately. But it will have followed shortly after the theory. Seeing I recall dreaming the scene in the game (Bond massaging the woman and scoring a 007-moment) after which I realized I was in my bed and had just dreamed. At that point, I was awake of course.

SIDE NOTES| NON LUCID | LUCID

Last night I went to bed at about 10:30 and dozed off pretty fast.
I woke up naturally at 3:15am and remembered the following dreams:

1) I was looking at what appeared to be a card game. Each card fit into a square shaped grid. The way the cards had been layed out so far was kind of in the shape of a Nazi Swastika. The table that the cards were on was made of green felt. On each card, there was a different picture of a woman in a bikini. On the other side of the cards was the typical red+white weird pattern you see on standard playing cards. It was more of a puzzle than a card game, as you had to put the cards in a certain pattern. However I didn't understand how to work it out, so I more or less put the cards in a random order. When I'd completed it, it turned out that the puzzle turned out to be a really deep, moral lesson, made to teach you about the plastic fakeness of photo-shoots and how natural girls can be so much more beautiful without make up. Overall, I got 95% which I was surprised with considering I randomly guessed. In addition, this result really mate no sense considering there was only about 8 cards.

2) Someone was teling a story about how they found a monkey. The story was being told on some sort of radio or news magazine show. It was very fat and very lazy, resulting in it never leaving the house and becoming a massive slob in the person's house. I saw the monkey in my mind, and it reminded me of the infamous obese Asian baby, or maybe Buddha. I saw the owners take the monkey shopping, and he had to sit inside the trolled in the little seat like a baby does. I think the shop was Sainsbury's. It was very light in the shop, as it always is.



At 3:35am, I went back to bed, after getting a drink of apple juice, having a pee and writing my dreams down.

When I awoke at 4:27am, I remembered the following:

3) It was around 12:30am, and me and Leo were in my bedroom having a lads night in with music and chats. The light was off, but we could see somehow. I was lying on my bed on my side, and Leo was sat against the wall under my KoRn poster. He might have been on a chair, but there isn't one there in real life and I didn't see him really. My bed sheet had been pulled off and my bed was generally very messy, as always. I think it was quite an awkward night - Leo and I have always wanted to have a lads night with music, and it is occasionally awkward with just the two of us but we're usually stoned but it doesn't matter, however we were sober. I was showing him my ambient music playlist through my CD player, playing Kid A by Radiohead - one of our favourite songs. However I was showing him some sort of crazy sound effects through the speaker of an electric UFO I have hanging from my ceiling It was like the experimental noise music that I listen to all the time, and it went in time with the music making it sound even stranger than it normally does. Leo said he liked it, however I felt that he was just being nice about it as I was making my own music pretty much, and when the sounds turned into experimental distorted Aphex Twin style breakbeats I could tell he wasn't enjoying it. I figured he'd had enough of this, so I stepped down and turned the light back on to chat or whatever. I could hear that my sister had just come home from work at Sainsbury's and I thought it was far too late for work. I looked at my bedroom clock to check the time. It was my normal clock, except in between the numbers were strange pale colours, as if normal pinks, yellows, blues, greens and reds had been taken and added to a small amount of white paint. I immediately knew that I was dreaming, but plugged my nose and breathed just to make sure - I could breath, and was now lucid

I don't think Leo was here any longer, as he is also interested in lucid dreaming and I would have told him ecstatically. I sat up on my knees from my laying position, rubbing my hands and touching things lots as I did so to ensure that I stayed lucid. I was getting ready to pull my weigh up and chuck my weight off the cabin bed by holding the wooden beam across it. I was worried that this would stop me being lucid, as the post is very wobbly in real life and the fall is quite scary. However, I did it anyway and it felt exactly how it always feels After performing several more RC's, I decided that it was about time for me to use a lucid to have fun, and not just walk around in excitement like I always do Whenever I think of what to do when I'm lucid, I imagine going to a beautiful field with blue skies and huge stretches of grass hills, with one massive oak tree where I would sit in the shade in awe. I figured I should go to this place, as it would be the perfect first proper lucid dream. I stood in the middle of my bedroom with my arms outstretched, fingers pointing out. I began spinning, but my room was very messy, and my movements were pretty slow and not very smooth at all However I imagined the perfect field, shut my eyes, and hoped for the best... but the best was not good enough, and nothing happened I think the reasoning for this was, like my recent lucid where I tried to spawn MDMA, I didn't TRULY believe that the transformation would occur.

Suddenly, I was in the spare-room arguing with my Mum + sister. It was dark in the hallway but light in the spare room. I still haven no idea why everyone was still up at this time, or where Leo went My Mum was sat at the computer and my sister was behind her. I think I was still aware that I was dreaming, but I had no control and didn't really feel very lucid at all. My Mum was telling Nicola about the new "image" of our landline telephone. She either meant the picture that pops up when you are called, or that we got a new headset. Either way, for some reason my sister was really angry about this.

I was now in the living room with my Mum. She was having a go at me about something, but I can't remember what. The lights were on in the kitchen and in the far left of the living room, but not in the section that we were. Strangely, I plugged my nose and breathed to test if I was still dreaming, and I couldn't dream, so I said something like "See what you did Mum!? You stopped my lucidity!!!" She seemed interested for once that I had been having a lucid dream. I find it quite amusing that I was aware that I was dreaming and that I had been lucid and that I could still be lucid, yet I wasn't lucid

My first lucid was very interesting as many first lucids r. I was trying to hit a bowl without anyone noticing in a classroom then I Seen my garage door opener and pressed the button the wall were the chalk board opened I grabbed my book bag and walked out I seen my girlfriend and her friend get out grocerys in one hand baby in the other. I followed her up the stairs and she set the baby face down on the ground. I picked my son up and carried him over to the chair and sat down. Apon realizing how big and heavy he was I said out load our son hasn't been born yet! I looked at my hand and I had 6 fingers! I awoke almost instantly! More lucids to come ill keep posting them!

Mini technique: I normally set my alarm for 6:55 on school days, but I always wake up about 10-20 minutes before that, when I sleep in those 10-20 minutes I usually have a dream, and if I sleep after 6:55 I always have a dream. So my plan was to set my alarm for 6:35 and then wake up and set my alarm for 6:55 this way I could easily dream, the dreams in this space are vivid and I remember in very good detail, so my plan is to become lucid in the dreams between this time.

Well today I had a dream, I woke up at 6:55 from my alarm and then went back to sleep for another 10 minutes and had a dream which felt like a really long dream that got split into 3 parts.

I was walking home with my Dad and there were alot of people around and I think they were mostly from my school, well anyway there was this girl next to me who was beautiful, so I tried to stand out by looking big, because I had no top on for some reason I was tensing as I was walking.. (funnybit) I randomly got an erection in my dream, as soon as I noticed I did I sprinted home as fast as I could with my hands in my pocket so nobody saw, from here I went up my stairs like spiderman, I have no idea why. I got to my room and there was a school friend in there, he was playing xbox, so I went to play with him, there was also a wii there, we started talking cant really remember what we talked about. Some how I ended up in some sort of place were people get massages, there was some girl from my school who just walked out of the door fully clothed, when I went into the room she came out of there was 2 girls either side naked, I was then awoken by my mother who shouted "ur going to be late"

Looking down on a river where my brother, Lian, was on the other side in a "island" type part. I saw a black eel like thing in the water and was explaining to him how we could go fishing. I was doing so and as the eel like thing came past me from the left I could see it was a black snake. By that time it was already caught by some device I had that wrapped, like a noose round its back end. The snake made sounds like a rattle snake when moving through the water, but only after thats what I realised it was.

When it realised it was caught it became agressive and went for my brother, who I warned about the snake. He dived into the water to swim away but the snake caught up to him. It bit him on the finger as he tried to grab it on the head. I jumped in to go and save him and had a flash of statictics come up about how many seconds he had to get to shore before the poison would kick in and he would not be able to swim. They seemed inaccurate as he made it to the shore, though it took longer than he had.

I got there just as he made it to shore and took the snake from him, as I did so its head came free and I pulled its head towards me from around my right hand side where its fangs dug in. I took hold of the head and pulled it out, looked for a rock to kill it with and found a square concrete tile. I had the thought that if I had not been fishing non of this would have happened as I did not want to kill that snake, but it would kill us if not.

I pounded its head and went to assist Lian, who was ok. I had the thought of some leafs that would help draw the poison but non were about.

We seemed to be both ok, as I knew after 2 min if we were still standing we would be fine

I took a nap for 3 hours and before I woke up I had a very lucid dream of me floating around in my house looking and feeling very real, In the dream I could feel my head throbbing and a little bit after I woke up I feel electrical impulses from my brain.

kind of trippy, somewhere there are lots of buildings and mechanical objects. Once again realize I'm topless and I recognize I'm dreaming. Lucid immediately. Flying around these urban landscapes, wondering what I want to do. Called for J but nowhere to be found and I was ok with that so I conjured my subconscious. It took the shape of my older male cousin. I asked how come I can write beautiful music in the dream state but I can't remember it once I've awakened. I'm stuck when writing music in real life but it is amazingly easy to do while dreaming. My subconscious said that I need do "real' work on myself, both inside and out. Marry the creative with the physical life. Stop living in my head. I also asked what should I be doing with my life - the answer was I'm a long ways off to getting the answer to that question. Do more work.

I asked about J not showing up. Subconscious said I'll have to wait another week or so.

Then there were storms brewing off in the distance - looked like tornadoes - I felt like I was going to wake so I rubbed my hands together to stay grounded. Went to the basement of some monstrous building to wait it out.

A WILD:
I began by floating down into my cousin'ss body and looking up towards the sky. I was my cousin and was with his two brothers (my other cousins obviously). I felt an intense shuddering sensation the moment I entered the dream, as if my body was shaking. I bent down to ground myself in the dream by touching the grass I was standing on. After that I stopped shaking. I looked around and it was dark and there were lots of starts in the sky. To my right by about 4 feet was a good sized tree. I was on a grassy hill and about 20 feet in front of me a long, white picket fence ran across the hill. I turned around and saw there was a lake, the shore of which was about 40 feet from where I stood. The moon was large and reflecting across the water. (As I recall, I'm realizing how beautiful it was.) I turned back around and noticed my other two cousins and a group of men. Apparently we were being held captive by them and they were leading us somewhere. They led us to the top of the hill and around a small bend where there was a small, round, wooden door to some sort of underground home. One of the men stepped up to open the door but was stung by a few bees that had strayed from the beehive that was hanging next to the door, almost in the exact place you would expect a porch light to be. He ran around the bend and on of the other men looked at a third man and nodded in the direction he ran, as if to say "Kill him, he is of no use". The third man took off after the first. As far as I know, I still knew I was dreaming (though I never performed any actual reality checks during the dream, something I hope to get better at). The next thing I remember was me holding a gun with a silencer on it. The gun was like a p90, with a long rifle butt attached to it. One of my other cousins (not sure which one) had a gun too. I'm not sure I consciously spawned the guns or if they just appeared. I also noticed that it was just me and my cousins, alone. There was no trace of any of the three men and we were back closer to where the dream started out rather than in front of the circular door. This is the only part where I'm 100% sure I knew I was dreaming: I told my cousin to watch this and set my gun on the ground. I then took a few steps away and turned to face the gun with my hands stretched towards it. At first nothing happened but when my cousin made a move to go pick it up, it zipped from the ground into my hand, just as I expected. The next thing I tried was my favorite part. I pointed the gun at my younger cousin and fired, expecting the bullets to come out in slow motion - matrix style - which they did. He dodged them like Neo from the movie. I then pointed the gun at my older cousin and did the same thing, still with slomo bullets, except he didn't get out of the way well at all and one bullet struck him in each leg. At this point I start becoming hazy on the details but I think I recall both cousins chasing me, not sure though. I think I lost lucidity at this point and left this dream entirely as the next thing I remember, I was in a dark barn or shed with several men and lying on the floor were about 20 body bags. We were told by somebody that we had to perform cavity searches on the corpses...I, for one, just watched as the other men opened the bags and reached inside (disgusting I know). That is the last thing I remember.

Cool first experience. Must try more things out.

Background

Note: Keep in mind that this Journal is for me to record my dreams and look back at what adventures I've had. It's not meant for you to read, but you can still read if you want. Just know its not meant to convince anyone of anything, I don't care.

My little brother found a powerful spirit (we nick named him 'Mask' to protect his identity) in the spiritworld that he made a deal with. The deal was: My brother would go through 5 fucked up zombie dreams and Mask would give me full lucid dreaming abilities. Last night, I could sense Mask waiting for me in my dreamspace, but I had a bit of insomnia and finally fell asleep at 4:00. As the night grew later and later, I could sense that Mask was getting tired of waiting for me to fall asleep and had something to do. My assumption is that he slightly altered my dreamspace/mind and left, like a make shift bong (no I don't smoke).

The Dream

(This part isn't lucid) So I was at my cousins' house on the 1st floor. Apparently it's my birthday, so my uncle points to the sliding-glass door and says there's a surprise for my out there. Something about having sex with my step aunt (don't ask). So I go out there to see if he's for real and there's nothing out there. Just a hose and a mini pool. He starts to bolt for the hose, and I start booking it around the house. I vault over a small picket fence and turn the corner around the house. At that point he kinda sprayed me. I looked around the corner and saw him coming with enough cord to reach around the corner. For some reason I was tired, but I ran around to the other side of the house. Telling myself to keep going just like a Marine, even if Im tired. For some reason I jumped to the ground just as I crossed the corner. I had to force myself to roll over the backpack I was wearing. During which process, he sprayed me a little more.

I went into the garage and the fucker finally ran out of cord. But I know he was just joking and stuff. From the garage, I walked into a hallway that was in the house. I think I force jumped up to the second floor, next to the stairs. I landed laying down on a hallway, with railing next to me. Looking up, I saw the third and fourth floors. The hallways, doors, and family walking around, just what I could see from my vantage point.

At that point I realized I was dreaming. I got excited and thought of the real world for a second, but remembered that would wake me up. So I focused on the dream itself. Then I remembered to stabilize the dream. I said out loud, using will," this dream will last for 100 years." I acted quickly on the stabilization and said the first high time limit I could think of. I walked around for 3 seconds and woke up.

I went straight back to sleep and had another 5 second lucid dream. That process repeated 2 more times. Totaling about 4 lucid dreams with an average time span of 4 seconds.

Debrief

I was hella excited I finally got into lucid dream, but kinda pissed it lasted only moments. The lucid dreams toke place at about between 12:00 pm to 4:00 pm. Later, I talked to my brother and Mask in real life (yes I talked to a spirit). I gathered that Mask left before I fell asleep, but left me a little lucid-dream-juice, if you will. And that if I go to bed at a decent time tonight he'll come into my dream and teach me everything about lucid dreaming and fully activate my lucid dreaming so that I naturally have lucid dreams instead of regular dreams.

This dream occurred to me this morning. As you can tell, my mind is consumed with university-related themes right now. I will post the remaining journals from February to June sometime later.

Here I was, at the University of Waterloo's Student Life 101. In a group of a few students, many of whom I didn't know, we walked inside this building and took some pamphlets.

The room was somewhat cozy and old-fashioned - perhaps it was the residence building on campus? We packed our stuff and headed down the hallways, me remembering my toiletries. By the Sun angle and time of day, I was walking east.

As I entered the bathroom, I was reading the pamphlet, describing a student's experience at the university.

A female student wrote inside: "I enjoy fam sessions and walkout sessions".

Instantly, I was taken in my mind to a scene where the pine trees stand tall in Saskatchewan, yet the grassy fields were all over. A thought popped into my head: "the difference between boys and men when they have a problem, is that boys ignore it, and men ask what they can do to fix it".

Perhaps it wasn't that concise. Either way, I thought: Replace the F with a J and then we're talking. *Revolution!*

There was much anticipation on either end, and some towels were possibly in the room. I woke up to the sound of my alarm, and went to check the website to find info on an English Proficiency Exam, including bloopers.

I dont remember much. I was with a girl named Brianna. I know her in real life. She has a thick build, but still beautiful, ya know that perfect balance? She is very attractive. Anyways, apparently we were 2 years into a serious relationship. We were driving around going on errands. It was nice.

I really should I have wrote this when I woke up not just before bed, lol. So I had dreams, very fuzzy fragmented ones at that, and now I'm about to go to bed and remembered I forgot to write them. Oops. I don't even remember what these notes mean

Dream One (notes): Woods, Swim, Boats interview

Dream Two: I dreamed that I went to put some sort of leave in conditioner in my hair, but instead accidentally put honey in my hair instead. I was trying to rub it out, and it just wasn't working since I put so much in. My hair was a huge sticky blob. It was awful! I remember it so clearly though, and thinking it was so real and that I was SUCH and idiot, ha ha.

Dream Three (notes) Replacing plates, Kids meals

Dream Four: This wasn't a fragment before, but all I can remember now is that I was looking for a birthday friend or my BFF's sister. I was at the mall looking at a book store, and noticed they had Harry Potter books on sale. I almost bought them for her, then wondered if she likes Harry potter as much as my BFF, and if she does if she doesn't already own the books. Then I realize the books look JUST like my books, missing the little paper sleeve and everything. I remind myself my books are on the shelf at home though, and leave. As I walk out, some random guy in a white apron and chef hat asks me if I'd like to order a chicken sandwich O.o

I visited an area with a sandy shore of a shallow river and thickets. The tide had receded enough to form half of a sandbar across to the other side. The sky was a beautiful grey. I wanted to know where this was so that I could locate it again in the future. I was there with my mother and there were quite a few interesting people there. It seemed that they understood the true meaning of this place, and I didn't but wanted to understand. Seagulls rose up from the other side of the shore and began to fly over, and I took my cell phone camera out and try to snap a picture, but I both had difficulty with the interface and also found that the picture was shaking up and down every once in a while, to the point that I couldn't get any good pictures. The seagulls arrived and one began to bother my mother. As a method of dealing with it, at one point, I cut myself and let the blood flow, but sealed into into a clear plastic baggie and put it away into a larger bag that I carried in my hand. A somewhat creepy man came up and proposed trading information for my blood--apparently my blood qualified as a kind of currency according to the rules of this place. I somehow sensed that it was something really precious and that I couldn't possibly let someone else have it, so I refused and attempted to walk away with my mother. The man pursued me a short ways and continued talking to me, again letting the conversation move in the direction of what I didn't know and then proposing an explanation in exchange for the blood, but I again refused.

Someone walked into the wide north entrance of the princess's chamber. Someone, a young man I believe, was lying there dead. They stopped in shock, and then the scenery rewound and switched to the dead person's perspective to show the circumstances that had led to their death. That person was, I believe, the young man. While I can't recall the details well at all probably due to the fragmented nature of the narrative, the scene of how he came to die ended up stopped when he entered a bathroom and found a young girl, his sister, resting peacefully yet clearly dead in the shower area. Now the scenery again rewound to her perspective. It turned out that she was a princess who was loved by her mother. However, due to some trivial issue that somehow drove some others to an extreme emotion, girls around her age who were her attendants, along with some adults who were also her attendants but who did not side with her somehow, became enraged at her and put her hands and feet in manacles with chains locked into the floor, then took turns shoving her around at each other and into the wall, not allowing her to sleep and causing her pain and severe stress from her struggle to prevent severe injury. At one point, she risked calling out to her mother for help, and her mother even happened to hear her, but it was so quiet that she thought it could very well have been her imagination, and took her time walking over to the princess's chamber, during which time the attendants removed the chains from the floor and locked the princess into her bathroom. When her mother the queen arrived, the attendants played dumb about the princess's screams. When the queen asked if she could see her anyway having come all the way to this section of the palace, they said that the girl accidentally wet herself in excitement or something inane like that, which the queen who doted too much on her daughter's past immaturity accepted, and left. It might be that from that point on, she never left the bathroom, but her condition gradually worsened for some unusual reason, perhaps a magical affliction or perhaps a lack of some medicine, and she died. She had only just died when her brother returned to her side, however. Also, it appears I didn't mention in detail the brother's past, so I'll do so now. He was out in the world trying to address some mysterious circumstances, although he wanted to return home soon. While his sister had a beautiful dress and long, straight light brown hair, I believe he had short brown hair and more casual yet practical and well-appearing attire. During his time out, he at least communicated once over the internet with a strange girl who seemed to know a lot about what was really going on and had a lot of personality, appearing to be some kind of magician or hacker or both. She had mid-length dark red hair. Also, at some point, either the brother or the princess had communicated with a fourth party, a young man with short blue hair and a serious attitude who was a very good fighter. Actually, I think that he had briefly crossed fists with the other young man. In any case, for some reason, that brother had become collapsed and apparently dead near the south entrance to the princess's chamber. But he recovered shortly after and headed into the bathroom where he found his sister dead. Shortly before that, however, he ran into the red-haired young woman and blue-haired young man, both who seemed roughly the same type--rogues who used magic. It seemed they had arrived on some business that connected to the circumstances of the palace. They had a brief exchange, but then the brother entered the bathroom and found his sister dead. However, when he went to hold her, she somehow woke up.

dream : comments : lucid

12th of June, 2012

The first thing I recall (though I know there was more beforehand) is floating on a wooden plank in an underground river opening heaps of tubs of margarine to find treasure. Carrying on down stream eventually lead me to my friend R's car (which is an awesome BMW) so Nooks, R, Acka and myself all decided to get in and go driving. While tearing down the road we realised we were being tailgated by some dude on a motorbike without his headlights on so we tried to lose him but he did a wheelie and kept following us. It got a bit anxious-feeling and at one point R mentioned having machine guns in the headlights that he could use if need be. After a lot of driving we ended up in a storm-water drain/skate park place and were doing backflips in the car to get away from this guy who was now on a push bike instead.

Finally we stopped and got out and I tried to jump up onto a ledge with Nooks but couldn't pull myself up. At that moment the bike guy approached me and started being all... suave yet scary.

This guy was awesome. He was handsome, sophisticated and eloquent with a strange darkness about him. I told him I was wary of him and all of a sudden Nooks just started kissing him.
I lost my shit and started freakin' out but Nooks didn't see what the problem was, saying that he was way cooler than me anyway. She kissed him a couple more times and then I totally flipped and started pushing them both around and throwing them against walls and stuff. It got a bit hairy and thankfully I woke up, in an intense sweat.

The dream was cool though, so I tried to re-enter it and shortly found myself back in R's car angrily driving to a beach to vent my frustration. When we got there, we started applying sunscreen and then I realised that the whole scene was a terrifying deep red colour and when I looked at myself I discovered I was getting really sunburnt. Someone said "The sun's broken; it's exploding soon" or something like that and I looked up to see an enormous red fireball in the sky. I looked around in panic and we were all starting to blister and peel and I think trees were starting to smoke.

Suddenly I found myself in a large, scholarly hall of some description with Nooks and a couple of random DC's. A guy entered with some playing cards and seemed relieved to be holding the 4 of diamonds as opposed to another card, saying "Thank god, this is the good place. The others went to the bad one." which I took to mean we were in heaven.

At some point during the proceedings I looked down to discover that I had this horrific, pus-filled, scabby horrendous shingles-like thing going down both my sides. Eugh. Just thinking about that makes me queasy. Heaven my balls.

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I was in an underground lair of some kind and fell down a large drain with Jono. We could hear an alarm going off and when we finally struggled back to the top I discovered I worked at a Nuclear Fusion lab and it was about to go into meltdown and explode. There were screams coming from outside the whole time as people began to find out what was happening. I managed to fix the problem by turning off the power-point and turning it back on then went outside and released some helium balloons as a victory sign.


Pretty nightmarish kind of night, actually.