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Hardly remember much now. I'm in my living room and a guy drives by and shoots randomly in the neighborhood, so I hit the floor. He leaves, but I know he'll be back. I go to the basement. Dad says it's even more dangerous down there for reasons I don't remember. Later, the basement is suddenly at ground level. Later, I'm in some kind of obstacle course or space ship or something with a bunch of other people on my side. We're doing something...

Later, I'm escorting an old woman through a dangerous place with my friend. One of the enemies briefly becomes/controls a spinosaurus and my friend and I have to shoot and kill it before it gets to us. We almost make it, but not before it injures the old lady (only a small cut on the foot, but it hinders her walking and we have to fix it). I get the idea that this black paint we have that makes you grow a beard could also heal her cut, so I lather some on, but it seems to make the cut hurt even more. I try to combine it with the sponge we have (all the things I have are in an inventory like a video game), but that doesn't make it work any better. Then the enemies arrive and something happens?

I'm texting my friend as I arrive at the biggest grocery store/mall in the world. She offers to play some computer game with me, and I say I can't, I'm at the biggest grocery store/mall in the world. I text her again when I see someone leaving the store with a BUNCH of groceries, including a jug of strawberry milk that is about three times as big as a regular gallon.

This lucid was long enough that I became legitimately concerned about remembering it. This worry wound up being a bit of a downfall, but it still took me in interesting directions.

Color legend: Non-dream Dream Lucid

Lucid #57: Gladius and Darkness

I'm experiencing deja vu as I walk through an airport terminal, sure that I've dreamed of this place before. I note all of these little details that I believe my mind left out of the dream version of this place -- the color of the carpeting, the man arguing at the ticket counter, the way that the ceiling curves into a dome in this room. Then I hear the sound of hurried little footsteps. Someone tells me "E is looking for you!" (E is my oldest son.) Now I'm lucid.

I hear E shout playfully from somewhere further down the terminal: "Looking for Daaaaddy!" I know that we're playing hide and seek. I eagerly set off, loving the idea of playing like this in an LD. I move through the terminal and wind up in a series of twisting, narrow office hallways. Other children run by me, possibly engaged in their own games of hide and seek.

As I'm moving through these hallways, a little hand swipes the back of my leg and E declares, "I got Daaaaddy!" I move toward E to scoop him up but he laughs and runs in the opposite direction. I follow but almost immediately I've lost him in the hallways.

I wind up back in the airport terminal and wander through there a while longer before coming to a craft table. Wife is standing at this table wearing a smock and molding some sort of clay. I walk up to the table but she doesn't acknowledge me. I grab a piece of clay and tell her, "I'm having a lucid dream." She responds in essence that I should "show her" what that means. (I don't remember her exact words.)

As I begin molding the clay, it starts foaming and fizzing until the entire surface is covered in a layer of foam. I wipe the foam away bit by bit and underneath is a carved image of a human face. Wife looks astonished. I tell her, "I'm telling you, being lucid is the way to go."

She hands me a round piece of glass. "Make me a picture of a Christmas tree." I nod, take the glass from her, and rub my hand across it once. Instead of a Christmas tree, I produce a little stained glass picture of an eye.

Wife looks at it. "Nice. But that's not a Christmas tree. I thought you said you were having a lucid dream."

A bit baffled, I shrug and say, "I don't know what to tell you." She goes back to her crafts and I walk further along in the airport terminal. I'm loving the experience of being lucid again and I suddenly fret that I'll forget everything that's happened. I try to recall everything that's happened up to this point, but this destabilizes the scene. Everything collapses into darkness.

I remember that Xanous had talked about handling "dark scenes" by acting out some action like riding a bike or running. I want to perform a Task of the Year, so I will myself to have a gladius in my hand. (The gladius is a sword of ancient Rome.) I swing the sword back and forth in the darkness, imagining that I'm locked in a dark tunnel underneath the Colosseum. I can hear the crowd now, and I know that the gates will open any moment to let me out for my match. I'm nervous with anticipation. I try to remember whether I have to kill for this task, and think that I do.



I see a blob of light forming in the corner of my vision. I'm filled with fear and nervous tension. But just as I'm bursting with anticipation, the crowd noise dies down and the blob of light forms into a high window in the hallway of a university. My vision is badly distorted around the edges, almost as if I'm wearing a shredded contact lens.

The window is about 15 feet above me, and I float up to it to start phasing through the glass. The phasing is difficult and awkward. It feels like I'm dragging my body through thick plastic wrap. I finally make it through and then I'm flying over a park in the mid-afternoon. The dream feels thin now, and I fly only a short distance before waking up.

Pre-bed mild alcohol consumption
WBTB - 3:30AM
Ultra low dose of caffeine <=25MG, 200MG B6
Changed location to recliner to WILD. Failed.

Was on the verge of a DILD. I was becoming analytical when I was awakened by a crying baby at almost 4:40AM. Yep right at peek time. I think the dose was low enough to stay asleep that time too. I was very groggy.

Back to bed at 5:45AM.
Wife's alarm goes off at 6:00. I lye perfectly still and wait for DEILD. Nothing happened right away so I started to recall the dream. I slip back into sleep. Curious thing here. Perhaps I am not giving enough time to DEILD. If it doesn't happen right away I give up. Next time, I will wait at least a few minutes if I can. The problem is that I am certain to lose the dream recall if I attempt DEILD and there is no guarantee that I will hit DEILD. I have fallen back into non-lucid dream with zero recall while failing DEILD. I suppose its worth trying a few night a week even if it kills recall. 1 lucid is worth 100 non lucids.

So, I fall back to sleep non-lucid but I end up having a very brief DILD. The fact that it was so short is due to the fact that I temporarily chose to give up lucidity as a way to keep the current dream going. I was actually trying to postpone my awareness for just a bit but I lost concentration for obvious reasons.

Wife's Doppelgänger

Since the alarm went off I was thinking my wife turned it off and got into the shower. I can hear the shower water running. But when I roll over I see my wife lying next to me. For whatever reason we begin to have sex.

In the throws of passion I wonder about the woman in the shower. How can my wife be there and here. Something about her feels off. Not physically but more like an extra sense of discerning. I almost felt like I was cheating on her with someone that looks like her while she was just in the next room. Then I think, "Of course, I am dreaming!"

At that instant the dream goes black. I really didn't want what was happening to end so I acted on instinct instead of thinking straight. I let go of my awareness a bit. I said, "No no no no no.. OK not yet. I don't have to be lucid now. Afterwards I will be lucid."

The dream resumes and we pick up were we left off.
I briefly wonder what the interruption was but have no memory of being lucid. I dismiss it with other explanations.

Afterwards, This version of my wife disappears and I have a FA. I think I about the dream I just had and get out of bed. I hear my wife get out of the shower and lay back down pretending to be asleep. She asks me rather disgusted, "What were you doing?"
"Nothing. Why?"
She walks around the bed and picks up a towel. "What were you doing with my towel? Look at it. It's a mess"
Embarrassed, I think I must have humped the towel in my sleep.

I jump and sit straight up when my wifes snooze alarm goes off. I am shocked to see her next to me in bed still.

LONG, LONG LUCID DREAM

It was 4 am in the morning and the dream began in the same way my last lucid dreams have started

I have the feeling that I'm being dragged back from ny head and then I feel that the bed rotates clockwise. Suddenly (without any respect for my person ) I am thrown to the ground. Lying on the floor I begin fighting an entity that tries to keep me from moving. I do not see it but I can feel it. . All I can do is try to bite it. I choose to keep quiet and then the entity fades. Then I get up and head for the door of the room . This time I choose to go out using the back of the house and into a lake. Since I know I'm dreaming I jump into the water. I can walk on the water without sinking and I can hear the sound of water and feel it on my feet. I leave the lake and notice that it is dark and it strikes me that if I use a flashlight I could see better. . The flashlight works effectively. I can see quite far from the lake. The dream continues for a long time, I go to the neighbors but the people inside are alien. Finally decided to finish the dream and wake up. It lasted 20 minutes more or less.

I think maybe this is the second time becoming lucid since I made this account, could actually be the first . I normally have a lot of lucid dreams but it just didn't happen until the morning of yesterday. I am walking in a desert and am half lucid until I spot this hidden path. I think I want to explore this way then I notice I can control myself and become fully aware of my lucidity. I start off down this path with rocks assorted out like a small pathway. There is miles of nothing just desert around me, with some huge rocks in the distance. I see this path lead to a way to climb up a mountain in front of me, and there is a waterfall coming down it as well along the way. I can't wait to start off my journey and I wake up shortly after. I am still sleepy so I close my eyes to go into another scenario. I do the HI thing and an image of a corner of a room and a ceiling shows up with the wallpaper peeling off the wall. I am fully focused and go into it and am on a couch now looking up at that exact spot I was picturing. I sit up and notice the room I am in is almost too small for a normal human being, having to duck my head a bit. I try rubbing my hands together to bring some clarity which sort of works at first. I think it is good enough and get up off the couch. I look down in front of me and see a small brown dog lying there. I lose focus and it goes black. I go back into another one and am in a battle zone. It starts off like an online war game would and we all disperse at the same time to go out into battle. I fly up onto a house with a woman lying on her side. A small inappropriate scene happens and I wake up. I try to go into another one which almost works. I see the image of where I want to go which is out in the woods with a huge electricity tower thing in the background. I am planning a nature walk but I don't have enough focus to go into it and lose it pretty quickly.

I then go out of LD mode and go into some normal dreams.
I wake up in living room and see mom with someone else's baby in her hands so I go back to my room. Mom meets me back there asking me what type of pizza I want showing me this piece of pizza with the texture of what looks like a carpet design. I wake up IRL wondering if I actually came back to my room realizing that I slept in my bed like normal. I try to go back to sleep and have some weird hallucinations. I see them almost as if I didn't even fall asleep, directly upon closing my eyes. I see a kid get up in my face in one next to my bed. Wake then see a hand feel my forehead. I see another one of a person next to me checking my health like a doctor all only for a very short amount of time as they disappear seconds upon seeing them. I think they are the visual hallucinations you get from sleep paralysis even though I didn't go into SP as I seemed aware and awake when they happened. Then I fell asleep for realz. I was in my room and Levi had his bong. I told him not to smoke it with my door being wide open and it being daytime. He persists saying we won't get caught, which was totally fucking stupid to me. He hits it anyway and I'm pissed. I hide in my bathroom hiding all my shit expecting to be in serious trouble anytime now. It switches to me being in bed and there is a bag of weed laying on the bed next to me. Mom walks in and I do a horrible job at trying to keep it from site with my dream journal which I also keep on bed.

Dream skip

I am with Levi at my house and we are by ourselves when suddenly we hear a Razor motor vehicle thing driving outside. There are three guys on it. There start running into the side of the house purposely trying ti fuck it up. We go out back and then they are in the house and they have guns. We go to grab Levi's guns and I grab a chainsaw. There are two booths with security officers in them out of nowhere and they are calling police. The police take away my chainsaw. I wake up at some point.

I somehow achieve lucidity again and am in my house. I walk up to the refrigerator and look at one of the pictures on there. It shows a woman with a weird look on her face and I take it off the refrigerator door. I see both of my brothers as DCs. I show them the picture and they think it is weird to. Wake up.

I keep on waking up at Levi's house, I literally believe I am staying there for the day as I spent the whole day there, until we went to bed in the dream. We are wanting to make something to eat. I had this box of shrimp that I brought over and I see there is only seven left. We are bummed out, I say we can mix it in with something else. Then all of the sudden we look in box and there are shrimp in all four corners, one on both sides directly from each other in the middle, and one sitting directly in the middle of all the shrimp making another seven pieces. We are then psyched and then split the shrimp. I remember dropping one on the floor and I tried to hurry and pick it up. Those are all the details from it. Other than that I am glad I finally experienced some lucidity once again.

We are out in front yard of our house. It is night time and we have a fire lit. My friends and I are planning to take our lives (which is weird because I don't think suicide is right). We kill my dog Bullseye and I see his body lying next to the fire. I am greatly saddened and at some point realize we don't need to do this. I look over and see my dog get back up barely alive and I am calling out to him still crying but happy. Wake up not liking that dream.

I am playing some sort of Dragonball Z like game with guns in it at my grandma's house. I am raping at it.

I am at school again and am with my friend, Levi. We teach this kid a lesson, who fucked with a family member of ours. We end up becoming friends with the kid so he doesn't decide to go on a killing spree or something. We are sneaking out the back of the school a little bit before the end of the day. We walk outside and it is night time. There are fireworks going off in the sky and we are celebrating the end of school I think.

I am sleeping over at my friends house (not the same IRL). I am on the couch and he is on the floor. We get up and at some point given a lot of money for some reason. We go to my grandma's house. That's all I remember from yesterday's dreams.

I am in a parking lot from high school and am in a black SUV. I am buying some excellent bud off my friends. We smoke this round joint, he doesn't think his bud is that good. I tell him to hit it again and he changes his mind. Now picture a circular joint connected at both ends. In one side there are six small holes poked in the paper to smoke through and the other side is lit and burns down both sides. That is what we were smoking.

Dream skip

I am in a road tunnel place and I somehow fall out of my car as I am driving and lose it as it continues to drive away itself.

Dream skip

I am in some strangers' house with my bud that I bought. I have most of my bud laid out and I figure out the family is against all drugs. I slowly put back in my medicine bottle (what I put it in IRL) as one the kids (a teenager) watches me with an angry look on his face. I am trying to shove all of it in at once. It switches to us being out on the roof of a building. The kid is there and tied up to something, I think a red pole maybe and is laughing crazily. The bud is still lying on the ground where I left it. As IRL I would be shitting myself, I try to walk towards the amazing bud to retrieve it but the wind is blowing hard. I am trying real hard to make my way towards it and I wake up before I can get to it. I was so fucking pissed that I didn't get to it after that.

-First lucid fragment? I realize I am dreaming on a beach and proceed to touch a palm and spin a little to stabilize it. It works, but is not very effective. I look at my hands, and shortly after that the dream collapses. It was no more than a few seconds. Wai. Is this the way it works for first lucids more often? PM me please!
-Watching a TV show where a big pterodactylus throws a little rhino onto a smaller pterodactylus that was laying on the ground.
-A girl strokes my leg. Then I kicked her. What.
-I am in the testing room from the Incredibles movie. It faded to black, so I probably died.

Loooooads of dreams I had a few days ago, since I haven't been doing this for long.
Let's go!

UNSORTED DREAMS (NON-LUCID)
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I end up in some sort of Borderlands 2. I got there through playing my friend's PSVita, which he was using in a random pool.
For some reason I like his Vita better than someone else's. A dude named Aaron sells the guns. He doesn't mind if I go into the weapon storage and get some myself. I also get some free guns (including a bright yellow dartgun) from someone that awfully looked like one of my friends... Although I am sort of 'in' the Vita, I can use its buttons to modify someone's body. I make his eyes super thin but really big. Some tall dude chases me with a halberd after that. It's easy to dodge his strikes because he only gives little swipes sideways. I run back to Aaron's weapon storage.
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I find myself in an African village with wooden huts in a desert. There is a small town nearby, but here there is a war raging on with little people in bright clothes that identify the teams they belong to. I help the yellow side using my bow and arrows (I am way more skilled there than I am in real life haha). One of my people walks up to the tall leader of the other side, but gets killed by his machete. I somehow saw this coming but did nothing to prevent it. People start to panic and fight again while I dash away past a small wooden hut. I end up on a trail heading up a mountain where a mighty building stands. Beneath me is the bigger town. I try to blend in as a well-dressed woman hurries down the trail. There are nuggets of gold on the path. I walk up and find there's a natural wall of stone separating the building from the city. Then I woke up.
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We discover a baby in my sporting bag and call him Geert. (Dutch name) Frankly, he grows up while I remain the same age.
Later on, we start ice-skating in a field with a few ice-tracks that look like car trails. (That dream was really weird.)
Continuation after sleep:
Geert is gone, dunno where. There is a miss Universe thing going on in the same village, near the lake. My candidate likes to brag but has two wings (which she doesn't even use) and can breathe underwater. The other is a normal girl that quickly realizes she is going to lose. The third has four wings and is really quiet, but a dangerous competitor. They participate in swimming events etc. I do not know the outcome.
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I am in a room in a nearby youth center, which is made out of two circular rooms which can be divided by folding and closing the (now open) wall in the middle. Me and a random friend have a weird version of a stuffed toy I used to love when I was younger. The two other random people also have a toy and we are trying to get the two into contact. (Why I do not know.) After a while we take out a removeable part from his head and throw it against theirs. The security guard does not want us to achieve this for some reason.
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UNSORTED SCRAPS
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I am running through my house, there's a doll hanging on the wall. I am afraid for no reason and waiting to open the door for my mother and my sister's girlfriend.
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I am in Minecraft, and there are craploads of mods. I find secret chests on the server and with some random companions I rob them. Just before the ban hammer strikes down I log out. Sadly, when I log back in I am still getting banned.
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"Eating grass in someone's backyard."
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I was just doing my paper round with gloves.
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I am arguing with the personification of two DV admins over whether my posts are useful or not after I had changed my usertitle.
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Fighting with some tanks from Command 'n Conquer, but now in first person instead of bird's eye.
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I am watching a broadcast about a police chase on the highway.
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Reading 9GAG which contained only NSFW posts.
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A random movie star kissing with Emily from that show my little sister always watches.
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Dreaming about writing in my dream journal. Then I woke up and put the dream journal dream in my dream journal.
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I cause a crash indirectly with my bicycle. The setting: That town from the Eddie Murphy movie about a fun-fair named Wonderworld.
I have to go to jail for one day. :o

Didn't sleep very well last night. No dream recall.

It's the first this year and also the first in a long time
I was playing this game I used to have when I was younger, where you have to win all the races. It's a racing car game, and it didn't take me very long to win all the levels in my car. Then there was a boss level, which I wasn't expecting. We were in some woods, and the boss said that his only weakness was invisibility, so we had to become invisible to defeat him. I invited my friend Josie round to help me, and we went to a shed that wasn't too far away to make the invisible car. I was trying to remember from physics lessons how to make something invisible (of course we didn't actually learn how to make something invisible, silly dream xD) and I couldn't remember. Then this guy came out with something about not being invisible, and just making explosions. At that moment all around the shed and everywhere else in the woods there were giant explosions and fireworks, and the boss and his minions found us.
So what was left to do but run away? It was quite cool, there seemed to be some small paths emerging, and we all took different routes. Nobody was following me but I carried on anyway. There were wooden planks to walk along now, and behind this really thick tree I could see a merry go round. I thought, 'oh hey, isn't that where I was going to meet DJ when I become lucid?' and then I realised I was lucid
I still wasn't being followed so I pinched my nose and sure enough, I was dreaming. I jumped up the ramp to the merry go round, and DJPatch was there. I shouted for lmrhone (sorry if I spelled it wrong ) by shouting 'LEMUR!' (ahaha I'm gonna call you Lemur ) and he also came up to the platform. DJPatch was dressed in a giant yellow coat and orange trousers, he looked like he worked at the fair. lmrhone looked like he belonged in the army, dressed totally in camoflague. I was still lucid, but I remembered that I had to go get my cake out of the oven (no Feli nooo) so I teleported to my kitchen, and I pulled out a perfectly cooked cake. Then I stopped being lucid and ate it so I guess that doesn't count as eat something. Either way, it'd be over the limit and count for nothing in the competition. The dream ended about there too.

I am out on an isalnd with my chemistry class. We are walking along a feild of what appear to be, pumpkin sized strawberries. I pick one up, and examine it. It appears to be... a giant... strawberry. I take a bite out of it. It tastes good. *end of dream*

Bedtime: 00:30
First wakeup (alarm): 05:00 (w. fragment)
Final wakeup (alarm): 07:30

Supplements: none


mIRC AP (fragment)
I was on the #unlimitedboundaries channel, from a guy who owns astralpulse forums, the first forum I joined back in Mars 2011 when I started to read more about lucid dreaming, astral projection and out of body experiences.
However, my girlfriend really wanted to join the chat, even though she never been interested in lucid dreaming.
I was quite un-sure about she joining the chat, but I said alright and helped her out to connect as she had problems with doing so.
She choosed the username Sirius, which there is already a guy named on that channel actually, I told her she should use another username because the other people may believe that she is the Sirius guy who use to be on the channel.
Then suddenly my gf started to advertise something, a website and products or something that's mostly directed to girls and womans. She also wrote in Swedish and not English.


And that's what I could recall.

18.01.2013

Wife's school (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Wife was going to class and for some reason, I was going with her.

On our way, we met with some of her old childhood friends, and she was very excited about it.

This dream happened during day and they were talking in a weird language.

Once we went to class, she was sitting all the time with a classmate, ignoring both me and her childhood friends. We needed to go to a different class. I needed to do some sort of videogame test to get from one class to another. It was a third person dream here.

When I got to the new class, there were computers and lots of people. She was sitting in a red couch with someone, and she was upset for some reason.

I started off having some kind of anxiety dream about being late for school or something. When I arrived at school, I knew something was fishy about the situation because this has been such a common dream for me.
I do a nose-plug reality check, and find out I can breathe. I do it again, and confirm that I am, in fact dreaming. At this point, I was in my high school's parking lot and it was very foggy. (Not in that the dream itself was unstable, but the area was realistically foggy)
I began to go about my business. I tried to stabilize, and I yelled out "I'm lucid dreaming!"
A dream character turned around. "Oh, No you dont!" He yelled as he ran at me. He was a pale and thin man, quite a bit taller than me in a black leather coat. He had short black hair.
He tried to punch me, but (being lucid) I kicked him in the chest and sent him flying back several feet. He pulled out a knife and ran towards me again. He tried to stab me in the left shoulder, but the knife broke when it hit me.
Another dream character showed up, quite a bit younger with dirty blonde hair in a sort of bowl cut. I just stood there to see what they would do. The black haired man took out a handgun and started shooting at me. I looked down in front of me and saw the bullets hitting my body and falling on the pavement.
The blonde man opened the trunk of a red car and took out an assault rifle, something like an AK-47 or something. He handed it to the black haired man. "Here! Try this!"
Sure enough he started shooting me. The bullets were just falling on the ground and I was confident these DCs would just give up eventually. I didn't realize that I was losing stability.
The Blonde man reached into the trunk again and took out an RPG. He handed it off to the black-haired man who shot it at me. I held up my hand and sort of caught the blast in my palm, deflecting the explosion away from me.
I woke up.

Sort of sucks that I just stood there. But at the same time, funny to see DCs fail at killing me.