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08.07.2010

At the mall (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well. Some of a crazy night. I had several FAs and I started recalling only fragments to full dreams and even a short lucid. I am so happy!!! I have at least one major lucid a week and 4-5 minor lucids a week!
Here goes, the fourth of the night:

It was a cloudy day. I was planning to have a quiet and rested day. We drove to a mall and parked far from the entrance. We went inside the mall looking for a store. There was something going on with a song that I cannot recall. There was not many people inside the mall and we could not find what we were looking for.

I had a few false awakenings and lost a good piece of information here. Now it was night and it was raining. We had to return to the mall to gather something, but we exited for an unknown reason. I tried to go back to the mall, but I saw an employee closing the doors and locking them up. I was worried because the parking lot where our car was located was very far if I had to walk around the mall. The employee did not allow me to pass. It was windy and rainy now. I grabbed my wife on her back and we started to walk to pick up our car.

08.07.2010

Mid-night call (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well. Some of a crazy night. I had several FAs and I started recalling only fragments to full dreams and even a short lucid. I am so happy!!! I have at least one major lucid a week and 4-5 minor lucids a week!
Here goes, the third of the night:

I was in my room. It was very similar to waking. We had a phone in the room and it started to ring. It was about 3 am in the morning. It was a call from the Olive Oil store. I could not understand well the phone call, I was falling asleep while taking over the phone. They wanted to tell me I was going to be off someday of these week.

The scenery changed. It was night and I was with my wife. I parked my car in an indoors lot. We were going to a party that was going to take place inside the Olive Oil store, however, the mall was very different from waking. As we were walking to the entrance of the mall, I saw a round table with a few bottles and pieces of bread. One of the bottles was from my store. However, the name was different (made up) I think it started with an M. The liquid itself was orange. It was olive oil with several flavors at the same time.

Here I miss a lot of information due confusion with a real awakening and a false awakening.

I had various FA until the point of confusion. I was checking out in a store. I was buying something I cannot recall.

08.07.2010

My room is a dream workshop! (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well. Some of a crazy night. I had several FAs and I started recalling only fragments to full dreams and even a short lucid. I am so happy!!! I have at least one major lucid a week and 4-5 minor lucids a week!
Here goes, the second of the night:

- I was indoors.
- A lady was giving me something.
- In my waking room I found people that I have never met. They were writing down dreams for me and for other people.
- These people wrote down about my Astral Projection experiences.
- They though I was Astral Projecting in that moment, but I knew I was just dreaming non lucidly so it was not an AP (funny, did not turn lucid with that!!! This is one of those false-lucidity I read somewhere)
- These people inserted some pictures in my paper journal like if it was a computer. I could see two or three lines of text, then a picture, more text and another picture. My journal was bigger than waking.
- During this entire dream I had several FAs in my room.

08.07.2010

AP and LD (Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Well. Some of a crazy night. I had several FAs and I started recalling only fragments to full dreams and even a short lucid. I am so happy!!! I have at least one major lucid a week and 4-5 minor lucids a week!
Here goes, the first of the night:

- I was talking about Astral Projection.
- My mom gave me stuff for lucid dreaming.
- I woke up feeling excited and happy.

I open a portal, covered with numbers. I jump in. I am in a world covered by numbers. The numbers flow over me. They feel like wind water fire earth... bugs, fear, permission, anxiety, jubilation.

I am in a beautiful mountain valley. Suddenly a storm appears, and the sky turns violet black. A torrential rain pours down on me. Lightning strikes me, but I keep walking. My clothes are smoldering. For some reason, I feel grief. I begin crying. I am filled with rage, shame, and fury. Flame bursts forth out of me. I turn the rain into steam. I shoot lasers at individual rain drops. All of them. They explode into steam, and a sonic boom makes the fabric of time and space waver. I fly to a temple at the top of a hill. I kick the doors open.

I see the Number Man from Mega Man meditating within. WHAT THE FUCK.

He is levitating.

He turns to me, and stands up. He never stops hovering a few inches above the ground. He juggles numbers. I then notice his face is a question.

How are you a question, O god of Numbers? I thought you would be a zero, or maybe infinity.

Oh, you pugnacious fool, he laughs mockingly. Don't you know that nothing and everything is actually the same thing?

I am beyond numbers. Though everything in this universe is numbered, and everything is coded and all surfaces are coated with numbers on their souls... Even so, not some, but all have numbers running across the surface of their soles. Don't be ashamed or enraged, just take a chill pill Dr. Phil, and let me fill you in on something: Mathemagicians are just the quick seeking truth beyond the presently held view of empirical reality. Numbers don't seek, numbers are. But, I am the moving numbers. I am the interdimensional number. I am the immeasurable. I am soul, and emotion. I am what can never be codes. They point their numbers at me, and I just flow, the numbers flow over me. They can never penetrate my soul, oh, because I am the Number God. I am the Master of Infinity and Nothingness. I have transcended dimensions. I am aware of all my existences simultaneously. See, in that one, we are mother and tiger cub, mommy. Oh yeah! Life will always be especially strange in a particular dimension. That is because it is far away from you on the lemniscate, but I have found a way to exist in the zero point, the center of the lemniscate. I am the smallest particle in the universe. I am the oldest particle in the universe. I am what is left of the Big Bang. I have the power to trigger another Big Bang, should this universe ever cease to exist. I access the Infinite Nothing.

I am the Number God, I am soul and emotion. At this point, the number god changed into many forms, and the temples changed with his appearance. A great Chinese demon, a dragon, a god, a merman, a war, a plant, a solar system, a universe, a frog god...

I am infinite and eternal. You can never measure me. I am life and death.

I fell to my knees, and began weeping. I was overwhelmed with emotion. I felt like I was being born and dying in the same instant. Pain and agony ripped through my soul, yet I felt a profound peace. I screamed and stood up. The rain poured down. I was outside again. No, I burned the temple with fire. I painfully turned into a tree. It felt like being struck by lightning. The crazy Number God did this, that bastard!

I forced a root into the ground. It felt like I was dying as I pushed it through the rocky soul. I felt a magma pocked with my root, and burrowed into it. The lava flowed up my root, and burst out the side of a mountain. It felt like my arm was on fire. The volcano grew. More places erupted, and turned the rain into steam.

The Number god turned into a water elemental in the shape of a flying tiger. I turned into a giant magnet tiger. I sucked iron to me, and shot tiny bits of rock at the Number God. He reformed. Then, I charged the iron with fire, and shot it at him. He burst into steam. He roared and me, and rushed at me like a wind, but I exhaled hard, and right when he got to me, I inhaled him. I held him inside me.

He giggled, "Now you see you are a Bhudda within."

I exhaled, but only an image came out of my breath.

"I remain within, as I always have."

Not much sleep or recall but it will hold me off until I get lucid again.

Boom Goes the Dynamite (non-lucid)

I open a panel on the wall in the hall at Uni. There are electrical wires. I planet a bomb while wearing a mask. I go into the bathroom and detonate. I take off the mask and run out of the building. There is all this chaos. People running around and screaming and what not.

Transition. I am being accused by school officals but they have nothing on me. They said they saw me running out of the building on camera but I don't say anything and need my lawyer. I go into my room and my roomate is watching TV. I receieve a message on my computer from a friend telling me he is turning my WoW stamina into spell power.

Frags:

1. I am in a car with friends in an alley. I am going in reverse wildly and stopped by the police. I am nice to him and manage to get off with a warning. My friend offers some mary jane but I decline, saying it kills my dream recall.

I have been working on being invisible.

NOTES

(previous night)

I become very tiny and follow Raven and MoSh through dreams.

I was in my old house, and there was this table full of ice cream, and there was this girl that obviously liked me, but i already had a girlfriend and i couldnt cheat on her. So then she told me to take her ice cream. I pick the strawberry shortcake for her, for me i pick the ice cream sandwich thing with the crunchy chocolate. Then we were walking in my backyard and she started to come on to me. I let it kept going cause i was like ¨iam a guy , iam not really knowing shes doing it , but she is haha¨. So then i see over the fence and i see the neighbor in the middle and they have a hugee backyard, and its all full of orange trees, then i was with these little kids, i think they were ms.s0sas. And we were talking to the neighbor on the right, and he was kinda an old man, and i was trying to ask him if the oranges were profitable, i couldnt ask because the little kids kept asking questions, at one point i was like ´´Shut up!´´. He answered me that it is but he needs more land because he doesnt have enought trees. Then z&ack and 0j randomly show up, then i say should i ask if he wants to rent land, they were like yea! ask.. Then i asked him if he wanted to rent land of my backyard for his oranges, he was like yea sure!.. Then we went back to the house and we saw like all the signs of the english kids there, CJ WT, in like yellow blue.

Then it was me amixx,oj,and anacsu, and we went around me house in the back, and it was full of these condos, yellow condos, and there were alot ofppl. We were gonna try to go to burgossds house to go in the pool, i remmeber asking him in vent where was his house. It was gonna be funny.


I was like in the airport in this store , like a cia thing, and i was an agent, and this wierd guy comes on to the right counter and he leaves this suitcases there. And he leave, i already know that its something bad, so i tell the girl in the counter to get the dogs NOW, to sniff it. So the dog comes and its a labrador puppy golden. and he sniffs it and nothing, so then another dog comes, and he sniffs it and nothing. So then i hear the guy say, he didnt get the metal in the books, so then i open the books and theres this metal thing in there, and then the guy attacks me and the other guys help me. Thats all i remember! hehe

I am at the front of a big strange house, it's impossibly huge. It's built like a wooden two story house, but is larger than a mansion. It seems to go on forever. I have a gift of food and flowers in my hand, and something else.

The door opens. "Oh, Nomad! Nate! Come in!" A woman says. A huge chimpanzee is standing in front of me. He has the face of MoSh. "Give Nomad a kiss! Show him how you give monkey kisses!"

MoSh pushes his mouth on my face. Uh...

"Now, Come along MoSh-y. I like your costume, Nomad. You look very invisible!" What?

A bunch of people jostle me, ask me random questions... Someone wants me to play a game with them. Someone else tells me to have a drink. Someone else tells me their dream. They ask me a dream question.

I go from room to room, trying to find some quiet. One room has a exhibit of artifacts, another old paintings, another, new paintings, another people practicing magic, another two people getting it on a bed with a fur on it... I find Angel in a hallway. I grab her, and take her into a bathroom. I shut the door, and we make out....

missing time

I want to get out of this house! Why are people following me? I told you everything I know about dreams. The rest is up to you!

There is a group of people asking me questions about dreams. I see everyone's dream guide floating, swimming, standing next to them, transparent like ghosts. I look at them. The dream guides shrug.

missing time

I go out the back of the house. It opens up to a large cavern. MoSh comes out. He has a paper cone birthday hat on. He is drunk. "Dude.. comin n party myaan..." he slurs. "HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THIS?" He sobers up.

There are giant holes in the ground. "What's down there?" I don't know, man. Let's check it out.

"No, NOMAD IT'S A TRAP."

I am too curious to listen. There is a steel ladder that goes into the darkness. I climb down down down. I fall and hit the bottom. I hear munchy crunchy noises. Rubbery hands grab me, and pull me away from the munchy crunchy creature. They shush me.

I can see in the dark. The creatures look like aye-ayes... Large lemurs with huge red eyes. I am behind some bars. The munchy crunchy thing leaps at the bars and bites them. It has long sharp teeth, and is all fur and claws. I roll into a ball, and so do the lemurs. The dream starts to fade as they show me their weird underworld home, like an ants nest.

A number of circumstances have affected my recall and ability to post for the past week. But in any case:

1. A weird alternating dream; it began with scenes from an imagined Star Wars Family Guy. I remember a particular scene where Lois, toting a rifle, swung it about the cantina saying in a cutesy voice "Who's the murderer?" However, whenever a lightsaber cut was made, it seemed to cut through the animation. Through the hole would enter tentacles, as if from a Lovecraftian horror. It was like an oozing fungus, and as it consumed and grew I became physically ill. This change of scenes happened a couple of times before I woke up, breathing heavily.

2. In my grade school cafeteria, I'm playing blackjack. The cards aren't falling my way, and so I leave and go upstairs. I find myself upon opening a door in my own room. Soon V and J enter; V has a new haircut, but all the two can talk about is my own egregious bed head.

3. A huge earthquake breaks apart the continents, leaving much technology preserved but social and political lines in chaos.

4. I run parkour-style through a massive prefab house facility, only to find my research group seated in the middle in an already-assembled house. They are nonplussed and continue to play poker.

Slept between 1:30a-9:30a

1:30a-5:00a
Dreams lost. I recall there being some retarded, repetitive thing having to do with a game show. I remembered it upon waking and forgot it by the time I walked to the washroom.

5:00a-6:30a
Moved to couch.

Cakes!
I'm at the grocery store with Jack, in the cake section. There were so many to choose from He pointed out this white one and said, "How about this one?"

"Ugh, no, it has fondant for icing, I can't stand fondant," I said (true story. I don't like fondant).

Wrong train
I was at the train station, trying to go to work. I felt really sleepy. I took the wrong train a couple of stops before I realized my error. I somehow "popped back" to the initial station I was at.

Warcraft -> Real life
I was playing my warcraft hunter, in pvp. This guy was running after me and I was trying to kite him. He came up from behind me and dragged me to the ground. I grabbed him by the head and snapped his neck. When I stood up, the scene was different. He was in uniform and we were both real life. He was paralyzed, but not dead. I shot him, but he still didn't die We were both kind of baffled. He asked me to shoot him a few more times. I shot him in 5 different places. He STILL wasn't dead, but he said it should be good enough. :morecry:

Beatles film
I'm watching the Beatles on film. Some black and white thing. John and George were the central focus and were surrounded by media, cameras, people. They were saying something, but the audio wasn't getting picked up, what with all the commotion.

Rachel
I was at a restaurant with some other work managers. Rachel got up to leave, but before she did, I gave her a huge hug (I just found out yesterday she lost her daughter a few days ago ). When I let go, she had turned into my mother.

6:30-8:00
Tried a WILD. Unsuccessful.

8:00-9:30
Huge chair statue
I don't remember much about this, other than I was on the phone with a DC and she was telling me about something I could find near the huge statue of a chair. Huge statue of a chair? I looked over and saw a very large statue of a chess board with two chairs

Police have cupcakes
I was feeling sleepy again, and mashed some buttons on my cell phone. This resulted in accidentally phoning the police. I told the dispatcher what happened and she told me to hold, she needed to elevate the matter to her supervisor. "But, it's just a mistake..." I try to say, but she cut me off.

The supervisor comes on and I repeated the same thing. "Okay," she says and is silent.

"So, what I'm saying is, I'm not in trouble, so I'm hanging up now!" I said. I hung up and looked around. I'm at the police station. There's a girl with a box of cupcakes. I can't decide on one, so she hands me this one that's like a chocolate chip muffin covered in pink buttercream icing

I found out that these are meant for new recruits. They think I'm a recruit! Do I have to give this back if I'm not? If I have to... do I eat it first and THEN say I'm not a recruit?

Rollerblade shoes
I'm in a store with Jack and Julia. I'm looking for rollerblades. Julia works there, but she's not on shift right now. She summons her co-worker and he sizes my feet.

"Your feet are too small for rollerblades," he declares. What? Really?!

Julia has an idea though. She goes into a storage locker and pulls out these wheels that are so small, they could fit a child's shoe. She says these clip onto my normal shoes and they become rollerblades. While I'm a bit skeptical at the overall function of the clip-on, I'm intrigued by the convenience!

Summoned Danny
I'm looking at this neighbourhood from a bird's eye view. I realize I'm manipulating a floating camera (but it's like I'm in the sky, first person). I passed by this incredible-looking white mansion and I want to see it again. No matter which way I turned the camera, though, I couldn't find it.

I decided to see if I could bring the camera to me and see myself. I did so, and this part was quite strange. I'm still viewing in the out-of-body camera, I float into the house and up to the glass doors where I can see myself standing in the room. I look off to the right and I see my face on the TV screen.

I assimilate whole behind the camera now, and I get the notion that I might be dreaming. I took the camera outside and threw it far up into the air. I took a couple of jogging steps, and pushed off the ground. Sure enough, I'm flying!

"What do you know, this is a dream after all!" I think to myself. I felt everything get a little unstable, but I thought, "Stabilize! Come on, I got this!" It did and I felt myself rise up in the air again without any force needed on my part. I started flying forwards and I remembered my goal to ask for Danny.

"Danny! Where are you? I need to see you!" I called out. Out of nowhere, I saw Danny flying towards me! "Oh my god, IT WORKED!" I thought. But my excitement at that woke me up

I started off at school. I was with KE and some other people. We were supposed to make signs for some environmental program at school. During the whole time I kept pointing out that we didn't even use scrap paper for the signs. Everyone kept ignoring me. After the like fifth time I pointed it out, KE said that Mrs. G said we weren't supposed to use scrap paper. I didn't believe that. I got up and went downstairs to what was apparently Mrs. G's classroom. Oddly, it seemed like she was in a kindergarten class. I asked for some scrap paper and started to make a poster saying "Look at how much paper we wasted to make these signs!"

Then I ended up in a large ranch-like place. The whole place was basically 3 giant fields as far as I could see, each sort of "fenced off" with tall hedges and plants. My class was there

At first, I grabbed some random horse and started galloping along. I was riding bareback, and I had to fight to keep my balance without squeezing the horse to death. I galloped around the fields. Everyone was like "Whoa!"

I went back to that second field only to watch a stampede of horses, ridden by the people in my class. I turned around and started galloping along again.

I ended up back in the second field many times. I would always go there (there were now horses tied up to the fence) and take a random horse and try them out.

But one of the times that I went to the second field, it had turned into a large gym, and there were no horses. I started flapping my arms like a bird to fly up (I guess I was semi-lucid at this point since I had control, and even sort of knew I was dreaming, though it never fully registered). There were these long glittery strips of paper attached to the ceiling. Apparently if you took one it would make a horse appear. The first time I did it I got a really slow horse. The second time, I got a faster one. I went back to the third field to gallop around again, but when I got there it was significantly smaller, and my class was playing softball with Mr. B. It ended there.

I had to workout pretty early this morning, so I finally had a chance to have a nap for the first time in a really long time. Bunch of really vivid fragments of a dream, but nothing solid.


My first dream involved me and two wolves doing something, I am not sure what in particular. I felt like we were trying to save someone's life at the time. As I was with these two wolves, I ran on all fours in my human body and was not a wolf myself. One was a blonde wolf (which is odd), and one was brown or gray. There was an Ipod somewhere that I found, and it did not work properly.

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False Awakening: I wake up in a bed, and I think how I missed another chance at lucid dreaming. I tried to get back to sleeping as fast as I could so I could try again. The bed I was in was completely different, and it looked like I was in a dojo of some kind.

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I am in a hotel with Chris Tucker, and there are trees in the middle of the lobby. Chris Tucker decides to grab a container of gasoline and light it on fire. The weird thing is when he did it, tentacle like things flew out of the container and Chris Tucker attempted to hold on to them as they flew out. It looked like those ash snakes you can buy at a fire works store, just filled with a gas that made them float. My dad suddenly appeared and mentioned to me how dangerous it is to do that, and that he could have hung himself on it.

The only thing i recall from my dream last nite was my car with no license plates. Dream sign?

I suddenly recalled fragments of a dream last night. I went to a hair stylist and was going to have my hair cut. I didn't know what haircut to choose so I just let the hairstylist go crazy. I ended up with a really strange punk influenced cut lol. I was bald except for a beret-shaped thing on top with small spikes. It looked horrible and I cut all of it away manually. I think the dream continued but I have forgotten the rest.